mdonut281 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 281 Productions Presents An Opening Skit Production KG CALIBUR- The Forbidden Tales A tale of souls… eternally retold… Meanwhile… at KG… SW: *yawns and checks the clock* … .4? Damn. SW makes his way to the bathroom, and stops in front of the mirror. SW: Yeah, you can definitely score with Jessica Alba. *flexes* SW goes to the toilet, and unzips his pants, awaiting the… er, stream… SW: HEY!!! URINATING IS PART OF HUMAN LIFE!!! Narrator: Then why aren’t you doing it right now? SW: Because… *looks down* OMFG!!! *looks at the camera* MY WII IS STOLEN!!! HoT: *breaks through the wall* :Object: THAT JOKE IS OVERUSED!!! An ear piercing scream rings across KG. SW: ZF!!! ZF: *runs to SW’s room* MY… MY WII GOT STOLEN!!! SW: I think… I know who it is… FLASH BACK!? Donut: I WANT YOUR WIIS. D OMG END FLASHBACK!? ZF: Damn you Donut… DAMN YOU!!! *shakes fist at ceiling* SW: DAMN YOU DONUT!!! DAMN YOU DOOR!!! DAMN YOU JESSICA ALBA!!! ZF: Why’re you condemning Jess? SW: BECAUSE DANE COOK GOT SO MUCH MORE CLOSER TO HER THAN I EVER DID!!! *cries* A tale of suspense… and mystery… and miracles? Meanwhile… on a pirate ship… Jack Sparrow: And then they made me their chief. Kya: Oooooh. Precious: *runs out of the cabin* HELP!!! CREW MATES!!! Jack Sparrow: THE RUM’S GONE?! BLOODY HELL I WANT TO SHOOT SOMEONE!!! *cocks his gun at DP* DP: HEY! Precious: No… it’s just that… SW: Sidewinder is cold? Precious: HANZ IS PREGNANT!! Hanz: I AM NOT PREGNANT!!! MEN CAN’T GET PREGNANT!!! MoM: Actually, according to Oxford scholars, male pregnancy- ZF: HOLY crap!!! SO I CAN HAVE A KID!? Donut: Never mind that… you people and your crazy talk… Hanz: Finally, a sound voice. Donut: WHO’S THE FATHER?! Hanz: … Get me a skirt. Now. Precious: HoT… I think I need you to sit down. HoT: Okay… *sits on a barrel* Jack Sparrow: This should be good, mate. Davy Jones: CALAMARI FOR DIN DIN?! Precious: *kneels down* HoT… HoT: Yes.. Precious: Would you… HoT: Yes… Precious: Forgive me if I said I was the father? LM: QUICK!!! CONDUCT THE DNA TESTS!!! HoT: D TJ: can you get any more unoriginal? “oooh I hurt Precious somehow” SW: AS VICE CAPTAIN, I SENTENCE YOU TO THE BACK ROOM, WOMAN! TJ: D SW: no, just kidding. TJ: okay. SW: *hugs TJ* Precious: IT WASN’T ME!!! I WASN’T IN TOWN THAT NIGHT!!! MoM: LIES!!! BECAUSE OXFORD SAYS MEN ARE ALWAYS TO BLAME!!! DP: HEY!!!! Tohru: wait, what about the DNA?! LM: OMG PRECIOUS IS GONNA HAVE A KID!!! HoT: … Precious: Er… DONUT!! HE CAN PROVE I’M INNOCENT!!! Donut: I can…? Precious: I wasn’t the father… BECAUSE I WAS WITH YOU!!! Donut: ._. Bowties: *cracks her knuckles* You were, were you? Donut: … you just needed to drag me down, didn’t you? Blaire: WHY ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THIS!? WASN’T THIS JOKE USED IN 2004?! Tohru: BEING PREGNANT IS NOT A JOKE!!! TJ: Yes it is. Jack Sparrow: THERE’S THE TRUTH OF IT!!! Hanz: *holds out a pregnancy test* SEE!? I’M NOT PREGNANT!!! Blaire: YES!!! YAY!!! Hanz: : DP: Man, just when this was just gonna get fun… LM: WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?! TJ: In b4— SW: UNCE!!! TJ: damn. Too slow. Kya: How’d you take that test…? Precious: Actually, I made it. In arts and crafts. Hanz: Now I’m gonna kill whoever started that rumor… Narrator: *points at Jack Sparrow* Look at him. Jack Sparrow: THE RUM RUNNERS USE ME AS BAIT!!! IT WAS ACTUALLY… HIIM!!! *points at Donut* LM: NO! Hanz: I have a skirt… *puts it on* Donut: OH THE HUMANITY!!! FATED/LEGEND/DESTINY/MANDATORY BATTLE WITH HANZ AND DONUT Donut: *screaming like a girl around the ship* Hanz: STOP AND FIGHT LIKE A MAN!!! *leaps in the air* Donut: DP SAVE ME OMG HELP DP: huh? Donut: *holds DP up in sacrifice* Hanz: *grabs ahold of DP with his legs* DP: OMG!! THIS IS SO WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!! Hanz: *kills DP* MoM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Hanz: *starts chasing Donut again* LM: And now, for feature commentary. Jack Sparrow: *drunk* Kya: I thought that was a clever move, substituting DP for himself. HoT: Yes, but watch… Tohru: It’s not gonna sit well with MoM… MoM: I’M GONNA KILL YOU, DONUT!!! Donut: ME?! WHY ME?! HANZ KILLED HIM!!! MoM: You… YOU LEFT THE TOILET SEAT UP!!! Bowties: NO!!! *gets a shotgun* THAT WAS YOU!? Donut: I’m sorry, love. Bowties: D Donut: *leaps up on the mast* LADIES AND GENTS, THIS WILL BE THE DAY THAT YOU ALMOST— DP: *raised from the dead* MoM: OMG!!! TJ: TAKE THAT, NARRATOR!!! RAPTOR JESUS DOES MIRACLES!!! And SO DO I! MoM: PRAISE THE RAPTOR!!! DP: I AM A BELIEVER!!! Hanz: *cuts down the mast* Donut: Uh-oh. Precious: STOP MAKING LOGS OUT OF MY SHIP!!! Davy Jones: WHO WANTS SEAFOOD FOR DESERT!? LM: WOOOOO!!!! But… was it all a dream? SW: Whoa. That was trippy. Some dream… some dream… SW goes to the bathroom. SW: *looks in the mirror* Jess will call me today. I can’t wait. She probably can’t keep her eyes off of this that’s why. *flexes* SW goes to the toilet… but… SW: OMG... WHAT?! WHAT IS IT?! IS YOUR WII STOLEN?! SW: NO!!! ZF: *jumps out of the shower* SW: :stabbity: LM: *jumps out of the sink* SW: :stabbity: ZF: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KG!!! LM: THREE YEARS OLD AND STILL GOING STRONG!! ZF: WOOOOOOOOOO!!! SW: OMFG GET OUT OF MY BATHROOM!!! I NEED TO PEE!!! LM: But you can’t pee… YOUR WII WAS STOLEN SW: NOOOOOOOOO IT WASN’T A DREAM!!! Chewie: Raawwwwl woof woof. Team TEXAS: Precious: The leader of KG, he built their home and is like a hero to them all. Tohru- Still trying to find a way to regain her powers, and ultimately, meet up again with her alterego, NegaTohru. Kya- A widely versed spellcaster, she's starting to take on more duties now. MoM- Using her psychic powers and adept intellect, she often assists Precious in decisions. HoT- Has the ability to fly and has a firm grasp on swordsmanship, she's in a relationship with Precious. Robo: Part human, part mechanized warrior, Hanz had built him. Team NEW YORK: Kya- A widely versed spellcaster, she's starting to take on more duties now. Frau- A pyrokinetic fighter who uses keyblades in lieu of swords. Bowties- MoM's apprentice, she's learning to become an adept spellcaster. Donut- Uses psynergy to his advantage, and is a Captain of a small division in KG called the 281st. SW: Vice Captain of said division. The Brothers of Light: Robby: The mysterious leader of the Brothers of Light. What their aims are have yet to be seen. LM- a technological genius that moved to KG from ZC. TJP- An expert illusionist, though the citizens of KG know he fights exceptionally well too. He has confronted Ataraxia, and told him he took his place as Third Seated Officer at KG. TZ- KG’s resident chemist as well as pharmacist, he’s exceptionally adept at his trade. Yvarg- Stealth and weapons expert alike, people wonder how he carries his enormous arsenal. Neutral(?) Ataraxia- Formerly known as ZF, he has embarked on a quest to get to the bottom of things... on his own. He has teleported from KG to New York, and has been confronted by TJ, who is seemingly in his way... Meanwhile… on the streets of New York… KG Team NY is looking around… Frau: Seriously, where do we go from here? I mean… what’re we looking for? Kya: I’m sure the police would know something. SW: Police huh? You mean those guys walking on horses? I’ll go ask them. Frau: Nah, let’s just poke around… I’m sure something’s bound to turn up sooner or later… Meanwhile… at Kikiyoda’s shack… FLUSH!!! Precious: … what was that? MoM: *her hand starts glowing* I don’t know, but I’m ready for it. Precious: Someone’s still here…. Kikiyoda: *walks into the room from the bathroom and yawns* Yeah, I really liked that body. Pity they had to butcher it up and such. Damn bastards. *scratches her head and yawns again* Precious: :stabbity: A GHOST!? MoM: :stabbity: KIKIYODA?! AREN’T YOU DEAD?! Kikiyoda: Am I not? *touches her body* Oh, well. *turns around to exit the room* Precious and MoM: WAIT!!! Kikiyoda: *spins around* Can I help you? MoM: Kikiyoda! It’s me!!! Kikiyoda: Oh, it’s –you-. MoM: What?! When have I ever crossed you?! Kikiyoda: ALMOST 8 BIRTHDAYS HAVE PASSED… AND NOT A SINGLE DAMN GREETING CARD!!! MoM: Well, you didn’t leave an address!!! You just picked up and left!!! Kikiyoda: well… yeah… ah well. Precious: Nice to see you again, Kikiyoda. Kikiyoda: Yes, yes, I have read that you would return to the side of the light… what is it that you require? Precious: What makes you think we require anything? Kikiyoda: I haven’t had any visitors from KG for the longest time… I think I know who’s paying me to say garbage and who wants some actual proof. MoM: Reverse psychology won’t work on her. Kikiyoda: Ye be right, MoM-sama. Precious: *points to her body on the ceiling* What’s that for, may I ask? Kikiyoda: To scare away the cheap customers. That’s what the Brothers of Light –think- they did to me. Precious: Telekinesis? Which one? Kikiyoda: *leans in closer to Precious* Now that’d be telling, wouldn’t it? Precious: Are you helping the men who’re… um… throwing around your fake body? Kikiyoda: Of course not. Why do you think they did that to me shadow clone? MoM: Shadow clone? Wouldn’t it have been faded by now? Kikiyoda: I renew it on the hour. Precious: Well, let me get down to it- do you have any information that can help us in catching the Brothers of Light? Kikiyoda: Hmm… what does destiny say? MoM: You know damn well what it says… Kikiyoda: *throws her hands up in the air and sits down in a poofy chair* Alas, I can’t help you catch them. Nothing I can do will slow them down. Precious: What?! MoM: Surely there must be something… Kikiyoda: You asked for something that’ll help you catch them. I don’t have anything of the sort, master. Precious: Incompetent wench. Let’s go. MoM: What?! So soon!? Precious: We’re wasting time. MoM: And you’d rather go on a wild goose chase?! Precious: Let’s GO, MoM. MoM: *sighs* Precious and MoM make their way to the door. Kikiyoda: Aye, I can’t give you something that’ll help catch them… Precious: We know that… Kikiyoda: That’s all fine and dandy, but remember- if you step out that door, I can’t tell you WHY they killed EPF. Precious: *turns around* WHAT?! MoM: I knew she knew. Kikiyoda: I know much more than that. I know who they’re going for next. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME “Light Years Behind” by The Cardinal Sin PURSUIT!!! TIME!!! DESTINY!!! WHAT IS GOOD AND WHAT IS EVIL!?! KG DREAMER- THE MAIDENS CHAPTER 3 The Rebel’s Alliance Meanwhile…in a New York alley… Ataraxia: Again, WHY are we arguing about your Huging name?! TJ: I feel that you should at least know the name of the person that kills you, so just in case they don’t kill you, you can recover and kill them for not killing you. It is what we of the 281st follow. Ataraxia: 281st… you… you aren’t part of 281st… How… what… are you ranked? What seat?! TJ: Seat? Rank? Ha ha, I got yours. Didn’t you get the memo? Ataraxia: WHAT?! YOU’RE THIRD SEAT?! TJ: Tee hee. Ataraxia: DAMN YOU!!! STOP MESSING WITH MY MIND, Biscuit!!! TJ: Okay, I’ll stop. I just wanted to fool you so bad you’d go “DAMN YOU!!! STOP MESSING WITH MY MIND, Biscuit!!!” hurr hurr I’m not REALLY part of the 281st… only some stupid idiot would think that. Ataraxia: AARGH!!! *throws another mass of darkness at TJ* TJ: *dodges it and leaps on the walls of the surrounding alley to get up to the roof of a building* Ataraxia: YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY!!! *leaps onto the roof after him* TJ: *starts to chant* I haven’t created anything, unknown to copyright laws, nor known to make original content. Withstood funny looks to make bizarre references, yet, these hands will never make anything, so, as I pray, “Unlimited Plagiarism Works.” As Ataraxia makes it to the roof, the surroundings all around them change, and it suddenly looks like they’re within a museum of some sort, with pedestals exhibiting all sorts of artifacts. Ataraxia: What the… is this some sort of illusion trick? TJ: Trick? You’d like it to be that, wouldn’t you? Lawl. *grabs one of the cards and throws it up in the air* A steam of bullets come out, all aiming for Ataraxia. Ataraxia: TOO SLOW!!! I’M MUCH MORE ALERT AND FASTER WITH MY BANKAI!!! *blocks most of the bullets, save for two that hit his right foot* TJ: Mission accomplished. *gives a thumbs up* Ataraxia: crap!!! *drops to his knees* I’ve got no choice… *holds out his hands* MIND Hug, Biscuit!!! TJ: !!! Ataraxia: Heh heh. TJ: AHHHHHHHHH!!! *drops to his knees, holding his head** Ataraxia: *rises to his feet, slowly* How does it feel? All your deepest fears, and then a multitude of even more disturbing images… any regular man would falter in an instant. TJ: THE FURRIES!! THE WEEABOOS!!! GET THEM AWAY!!! AWAY, YOU SPAWN OF THE DEVIL!!! Ataraxia: HA HA!!! I can only gloat like this because you can’t hear me… you’re too busy fighting… TJ: DRAGONS!! OMFG WHERE’S MY CASTER’S… MY CASTER’S RULE BREAKER!!! Ataraxia: YES!! DRAGONS!! HA HA!!! *kicks TJ in the face* TJ: *goes tumbling on the ground, and when he stops, assumes the fetal position* Ataraxia: Now you’re gonna know why to never mess with me… when people mess with me, the Artistic Genius Known As Ataraxia, well… they get what they came for. *kicks TJ again* HOW’S THAT FOR A MEMO!? TJ: *spits out blood* Ataraxia: I don’t know why you killed EPF… but if you attacked me, you must be out to kill the rest of the KG citizens as well… and as an ex-citizen, I have to kill you. You know, to live and all. TJ: *shaking* Ataraxia: I’m wondering... should I crush your brain or stab you with my sword… TJ: *lips curling into a smile* Ataraxia: Hm. Demented until death, hm? I guess I could always cut your face out or something… give you a nice “haircut” maybe… heh heh… TJ: *in a deep voice* All you have to do is kneel, Leonidas. Ataraxia: What? Kneel? To you? HA! Good night, TJ the Illusionist. You should thank me for ending your life, I think I Huged it far beyond repair. Ataraxia slices off TJ’s head… and the museum setting reverts to the city setting, back on the roof. Ataraxia: Well, that wasn’t so hard. The Brothers of Light are after people of KG… using this whole “kill EPF” thing to lure them here… and probably the stronger people will arrive on the scene, which will leave the weaker few at KG itself… susceptible to attack… well, not a bad plan, in my opinon. Ataraxia looks at TJ’s body. Ataraxia: I never did like you. TJ: I never liked you either. Ataraxia: WHAT?! SHUT UP!!! *kicks TJ’s head down into the alley below* FLASH!!! Ataraxia: *lying on the ground* TJ: *leans over* Hey there, mate. Ataraxia: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!! YOUR HEAD… YOUR HEAD!! I CUT IT OFF!!! TJ: Have any good dreams, lately? Ataraxia: Wha… well, I—wait, why is… *looks around him* Oh… my …. Ataraxia is lying in a pool of his own blood, and he’s covered in scratches and bruises. Ataraxia: HOW DID THIS HAPPEN!? TJ: I thought you said I was TJ the Illusionist? Not that I’m not, but I’m just saying… I tricked you with my Evil Eye technique. I Huged with YOUR mind for about a minute or so. Ataraxia: You… you… what? TJ: *crouches down to Ataraxia’s level* Now, I understand you’re powerful. You are, you truly are. A rope ladder falls down next to TJ. TJ: You have potential, which is why I’m offering you a chance to join us. Join us, ZF, and you’ll be part of history as we change the world. Ataraxia: Change the world? By killing everyone at KG? TJ: You seriously think that’s what we’re doing? What would that accomplish? Ataraxia: Well… idk… TJ: All I can tell you right now is that we’re going to save the world. We’ll talk more about how when we get on the ship. Ataraxia: *closes his eyes and sighs* TJ: Join us. For great justice. For the world, Ataraxia, become an hero. Ataraxia: *opens his eyes* TJ: *extends his hand* Ataraxia: *accepts it* TJ: Welcome, my friend, to the Brothers of Light. Meanwhile, atop a higher building… Bowties: LOOK!!! IT’S THE CHEMICAL ROMANCE!!! Frau: I SEE IT!!! Donut: And is that… TJP? Who’s he carrying up that ladder? SW: I’d know that guy from anywhere… that’s… that’s ZF…. Donut: THEY KIDNAPPED HIM!!! Kya: They made it on the ship… and… oh my god. SW: THEY’RE HUGGING HIM!? Frau: I knew something was wrong with him. Bowties: So… so he’s an enemy now? Frau: Yes. Kya: Quick, we have to get back to the ship!!! We can stop them!!! Donut: Come on!!! Hurry!! The team rushes back to their ship in an effort to stop the Brothers of Light… Meanwhile… outside of Kikiyoda’s shack… HoT: Betcha can’t explain how I dug this hole so fast. Robo: Well, it’s obvious you’re a really good digger… HoT: No!!! I froze time to dig the hole!!! It took me about a day, but it seemed like two seconds to you!!! Tohru: HoT… what have you done… There’s a dry moat surrounding Kikiyoda’s shack, about 10 feet deep all around. Robo: I still don’t see how this is physically possible. HoT: It’s not!!! That’s why I used my powers!!! Robo: You can fly. THAT’S your power. HoT: I HAVE TWO! Robo: I don’t know… Precious: *rips open the door to Kikiyoda’s shack and runs out* EVERYONE!!! QUICK, LET’S—OOF!!! Precious falls into the moat. HoT: OH NO! *opens her wings and flies down to pick up Precious* Precious: *looking around* WHAT IS THIS?! HoT: I’ll explain it to you later… what happened? *carries Precious up* MoM: *from the doorway* Do you mind carrying my across this hole thing? We have to make haste to our next destination!!! Kikiyoda: Aye! HoT: *drops Precious down by the others, then carries across MoM and Kikiyoda* MoM: Thank you, HoT. Now quick, Robo, fire up the ship!!! Tohru: Why?! Why’re we rushing?! Precious: Because if we don’t hurry… Invader could die next. KG DREAMER ED THEME: “Wind” by Akeboshi SPLASH!!! ATARAXIA IS RECRUITED INTO THE BROTHERS OF LIGHT!!! TEAM NEW YORK IS HOT ON THEIR TAIL!!! AND TEAM TEXAS… THEIR OBJECTIVE IS INVADER?! IS INVADER THE BROTHERS’ NEXT TARGET!? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON KG DREAMER- THE MAIDENS!!! END of KG DREAMER- THE MAIDENS CHAPTER 3: The Rebel’s Alliance Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 No opening skit this week... so straight to the Dreamer! CAST [updated]: Team TEXAS: Precious: The leader of KG, he built their home and is like a hero to them all. Tohru- Still trying to find a way to regain her powers, and ultimately, meet up again with her alterego, NegaTohru. Kya- A widely versed spellcaster, she's starting to take on more duties now. MoM- Using her psychic powers and adept intellect, she often assists Precious in decisions. HoT- Has the ability to fly and has a firm grasp on swordsmanship, she's also developing another power... Robo: Part human, part mechanized warrior, Hanz had built him. Since Guncon is gone, he has been in charge of a lot of the engineering for their craft, and drives the Team Texas' ship. Team NEW YORK: Kya- A widely versed spellcaster, she's starting to take on more duties now. Frau- A pyrokinetic fighter who uses keyblades in lieu of swords. Bowties- MoM's apprentice, she's learning to become an adept spellcaster. She's been known to use ties to attack. Donut- Uses psynergy to his advantage, and is a Captain of a small division in KG called the 281st. SW: Vice Captain of said division, he considers himself an adaptable, all-around fighter. The Brothers of Light: Robby: The mysterious leader of the Brothers of Light. What their aims are have yet to be seen. His powers - a mystery. LM- a technological genius that moved to KG from ZC, he's Robby's right hand man and consultant-at-hand. TJP- An expert illusionist, though the citizens of KG know he fights exceptionally well too. He recruited Ataraxia, convincing him the Brothers will save the world. TZ- KG’s ex-resident chemist as well as pharmacist, he’s exceptionally adept at his trade. Yvarg- Stealth and weapons expert alike, people wonder how he carries his enormous arsenal. He drives the Chemical Romance. Ataraxia: Formerly known as ZF, he has agreed to join the Brothers of Light after a short quarrel and humbling from TJ. Neutral: Kikiyoda: MoM's old apprentice, previously confronted by the Brothers for information on The Maidens. ... ... Meanwhile… the Texas Team is in the air… Precious: How long until our destination?! Robo: Even with us going full speed, it’ll take us between one and two hours. Precious: BLAST! HoT: *looking at Kikiyoda* Kikiyoda: … *looks away* HoT: Kikiyo? Kikiyoda: Huh? I mean… Kikiyo?! Who’s Kikiyo? I’m Kikiyoda, lass. HoT: Shut up! *throws MoM’s spell book at Kikiyoda* Kikiyoda: HEY!!! MoM: HoT!!! What’d you do that for?! HoT: *points at Kikiyoda* This renown spell caster lady person IS MY SISTER!!! Kikiyoda: I AM NOT!!! Tohru: I wondered why she looked familiar… Kikiyoda: heh heh... HoT: *slaps Kikiyo on the back of her head* Kikiyo: D MoM: You mean you were HoT’s sister and YOU NEVER TOLD ME?! Kikiyo: *shrugs* HoT: Typical… Robo: Precious… I’m getting a signal… from the New York team. Precious: Signal? What signal? Robo: They’ve… they’ve engaged the enemy… and they’re calling for back up. Coordinates are- Precious: I don’t care what the bloody coordinates are, just get us to them as soon as you can!!! KG DREAMER OPENING THEME "D-Technolife (Album Ver.)" by UVERworld PURSUIT!!! TIME!!! DESTINY!!! WHAT IS GOOD AND WHAT IS EVIL!?! KG DREAMER- THE MAIDENS CHAPTER 4 SHOWDOWN ON THE CHEMICAL ROMANCE! Meanwhile… lifting off from New York in their ship… Frau: Okay, we’re off!!! Kya, you sent that message? Kya: Sure did Frau! Frau: All right, we’re going in. On the Chemical Romance… Yvarg: What the hell, TJ!? They followed you!!! TJ: They didn’t follow me, now shut up and DRIVE THE DAMN SHIP!!! Robby: *standing atop the head of the ship* TZ: Come on guys, I think there’s more speed to be coaxed from these sails… LM: I’ll head downstairs, man our cannons!!! Yvarg: *looks behind him* No time, guys!!! They’re coming up fast!!! Prepare to be boarded!!! Robby: Ataraxia… looks like you’ll get to aid us in our goal a bit sooner than you thought… Ataraxia: *draws his sword* Yes sir! Team New York’s ship pulls up to the side of the Chemical Romance, with the team standing atop it. Frau: HEY!!! BROTHERS OF LIGHT!!! TJ: That’s us! What’d you guys want? Donut: We hereby order you to cease and desist all actions and pull over that ship!!! LM: Order us?! Like some kind of police? Kya: Pull over, and no one gets hurt!!! Yvarg: NO! Donut: Then we’re coming on. Ataraxia: I DARE YOU TO!!! Bowties: Look! It’s ZF!!! SW: ZF?! WHAT THE Hug ARE YOU DOING MAN?! Ataraxia: FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!! SW: Huh? Frau: ENOUGH!!! GET ON THE SHIP!!! Yvarg: Blast, I don’t even have my weapon yet… *runs from the steering wheel and trips on a plank* ARGH, DAMMIT! TZ: I thought we were gonna get the fixed… Yvarg: YOU were supposed to get that fixed!!! The New York Team jumps and lands on the Chemical Romance. Frau: GO! *brings out two keyblades and ignites himself* Yvarg: Not so FAST!!! *swings his nodachi at Frau* Frau: *blocks with both his keyblades and leaps above Yvarg, then kicks him in the back* TZ: DON’T COME NEAR ME!!! *holds out a vial* Bowties: You think I’m gonna listen to you?! TZ: You move one step and I break this vial!!! It’ll paralyze you for life!!! Just a whiff will have you down on your knees!!! Bowties: *brings out a bowtie and a neck tie* Alright, let’s see me do this knee thing then. *alters the shape of the necktie to form a sword, and the bowtie grows larger and winder into a shield* TZ: Oooh, I take back what I said, you can come near me all you like, I’m not scared of some article of clothing. Bowties: YOU OUGHT TO BE!! SW: *takes a swing at Ataraxia* SNAP OUT OF IT!! Ataraxia: WHY DON’T YOU?! MIND Hug, Biscuit!!! *holds his hands out towards SW* SW: OH crap!!! *drops to his knees, holding his head, screaming* Kya: STOP THAT!!! *kicks Ataraxia in the face, freeing SW from the Mind Hug* SW: *on the deck, shivering* Kya: You’re gonna pay for what you did… AND FOR SIDING WITH THE ENEMY, OF ALL PEOPLE!!! Ataraxia: *smiles and holds his arms out towards Kya* SW: Ky…Kya… close you… your mind… close your mind… *still trembling* Kya: Wha- AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!!!! *drops to her knees and falls to the floor* TJ: Gee, why aren’t we getting some action? LM: I don’t know. Robby: Why don’t you two look behind you… TJ: *turns around* Ah, hey Donut! LM: Ooooh it’s Donut. Donut: Damn straight. Yvarg flies past them and hits the side of the deck. LM: Oh, damn. Frau: *joins Donut* Hey man. Donut: *draws his sword* We got some stuff to take care of, man. Robby: *turns around* You can’t stand the three of us. Frau: Three? That’s Cow Pies!, you’re such hugging cheaters!!! LM: Awww… TJ: I’m cry-chan. Look at my river of tears. Bowties: DONUT!!! Donut: *turns around* BOWTIES!!! *leaps to go save her* TJ: … LM: … Frau: Now three on one, THAT’S a fight… I can now go all out on your lighted I have the strength of a bear that has the strength of two bears!… Robby: … Think again. Donut: *catches Bowties before she drops to the ground* TZ: Oh, sorry mate, I think I gave her some of my Perma-Paralyze scent!!! Donut: YOU BASTA—OOF! *hit in the back of the head, falls to the ground* … … … Donut: … ugh… my head… what happened? ZF: You got KNOCKED THE Hug OUT!!! LM: Frau: Yo man, whatever you do, don’t look down. Donut: why, is there—OMG! Kya, Frau, Bowties, Donut, and SW are all hanging in midair 10 feet from the ship, bound in ropes. SW: NOW can I say we’re screwed? Frau: NO!!! Kya: We’re not screwed!!! We’ll get out of this!!! Donut: WE’RE MILLIONS OF FEET IN THE AIR, HELD BY WHO KNOWS WHAT!!! AND YOU SAY WE’RE NOT SCREWED!?! Robby: I’m holding you all with my power. Bowties: And what power is that? Robby: Figure it out for yourself, that’s not what we wanted to talk to you about. Instead, I have come to ask you if we can politely talk about the state of matters here, like civilized people. Frau: says the— Robby: I’ll take that as a yes. Frau: … Robby: Allow me to start things off- why are you following us? I thought you did not wish to be engaged in our activities. Kya: We’re following you because you killed EPF!!! Robby: Killed her? Alas, dear Kyan-chan… we are not murderers. Donut: YOU’RE NOT?! THEN WHAT DO YOU CALL EPF THEN!? Robby: *turns to LM* If we reveal all our plans now, would that jeopardize the mission? LM: Hmm… Give me five minutes. Robby: *shrugs* Okay, let’s change the subject then. Where’s everyon— SW: NO!!! TELL US WHY ZF IS WITH YOUR TRAITOROUS BASTARDS FIRST!!! Frau: Took the words right out of my mouth man. Robby: Oh! Ataraxia! Ataraxia: Yeah, get my name straight, idiot. SW: D TJ: If I may, “captain”… Robby: The stage is yours. TJ: He joined us because he understands that certain sacrifices must be made to save the world. HE understands justice, and that a few lives are in fact paltry when compared to millions. Our dear friend Ataraxia, in short, is a good guy. Bowties: What? Robby: Oh yes, we’re the good guys. Didn’t you know? Frau: A MURDERER ISN’T A GOOD GUY!!! Robby: Think, my friend, THINK- if a country hires an assassin to take down the most unruly dictator the world has ever seen, does that make them bad? How about the men who perish in building a dam so that a nation could grow? Does that make the contractors evil people? LM: Okay, you can tell ‘em. Robby: Right-o then. Frau: Tell us what… Robby: Our plans, Frau. Our plans to save the world. SW: What the… Robby: We did not kill EPF. We merely split her soul from her body, took her “Essence”, so to speak. Kya: Essence? Robby: Yes. We need hers along with a few other girls- TJ: Harked in prophecies as The Maidens- Robby: To restore things to the way they were. That is, our land being once again separated from the surface world. Donut: So… you’re… Robby: It’s ancient magic, and the prophecy goes to say that if our land was ever in danger, we are to “crystallize the maidens of legend” to save it. Quite frankly, I think it’s better than all-out attacking the citizens of the surface world. ZF: Oh… so in a way, we’re pacifists! Robby: Correct. To avoid any conflicts, we’re fulfilling the prophecy. Yvarg: See? We’re the good guys. Donut: Who’re the other maidens…? LM: That would be Blaire, Invader…. And K-mage, I believe, yes? Am I missing anyone? Yvarg: Nope. Ataraxia: I am honored to help you guys in this effort. Robby: We’re honored to have you fighting by our side. Bowties: I’d like to join you guys too. Everyone else: WHAT?! Bowties: No, I’m serious, I want to join their cause. Ataraxia: Ha ha, you’re gonna have to ask your man for his permission if you want to join US. TJ: Yeah, we don’t want any internet dramas flying with us a mile high in the air. Bowties: It’s for great justice, it’s to save the world, he had better understand. Donut: … Robby: Oh yes, I didn’t take into consideration what you might have said about this, Donut. Anything you’d like to add? Donut: … take her. She’s nothing to me now. LM: Well, welcome to the team, Bowties! Bowties floats over and lands on the deck of the ship. Robby: Our numbers are growing. This will be easier than we thought… a better world is at hand. Bowties: I agree, I agree. LM: You understand though, we’ll have to hold on to your weapons, right? I mean, a mutiny is the last thing we need. Bowties: Oh, you mean my ties? I don’t need them. Bowties kicks up the loose plank that Yvarg tripped over earlier and holds it in her hand. Ataraxia: DAMN! We should’ve seen this coming. TJ: She’d be foolish to try and attack us with- let me say it- A PLANK! Hurr hurr In Bowties’ hands, the plank starts shifting its shape into a refined wooden staff. Robby: Oh… that’s your power… it’s not only the ties then… Bowties: Not at all!!! *leaps towards Robby and quickly hits him across the face with her staff* Yvarg: HEY! Robby: *gets flown across the deck* SW, Kya, Donut, and Frau all fall to the ground, released from Robby’s telekinesis. Frau: *brings out a keyboard and presses a button* The keyboard grows to the size of a snowboard. Frau: *hops onto his keyboard and starts flying back to the ship* Meet you guys there!!! Kya: *carrying SW* I’m right behind you!!! SW: ME TOO!!! Donut: *holds out his sword* SOAR INTO THE SKIES, FALCHION! *using his sword, follows them* The gang arrives back on the deck of the ship. Robby: *dusting himself off* Well, well, that was actually more coordinated than I thought… LM: Although I think you all find yourselves in quite a predicament. Yvarg and TZ are holding Bowties’ arms, and Ataraxia is behind her, holding his sword to her neck. Donut: BOWTIES!!! *reaches out for her* SW: *holds him back* WAIT!! HE MIGHT KILL HER!!! Robby: No one here will be killed, so long as you tell me how the hell you were able to pull off something like this… Bowties: Easy… ZF has the ability to link to other people’s minds… it’s all a matter of linking to his and then linking to everyone else’s after that. Kya: We figured Bowties would be the most believable, so we sent her. Besides, it was faster for us to get back up because three of us four that fell could fly by some way, shape, or form. LM: Well, that was certainly a curveball, wasn’t it? Robby: Yes, yes, but not enough of one, it would seem. Now, surrender. Frau: *sighs* … what’re your terms? Robby: You’ll find out soon enough. SW, Kya, Donut, Frau, and Bowties start floating upwards. SW: WHOA!!! WHOA!!! NOT THIS AGAIN!!! Robby: You have to believe me when I say I –really- did not want to kill you. But… TZ: It’s time to go. Donut: WAIT!!! Yvarg: What is it? Donut: Who… who’re you going after next? Robby: *looks away for a moment, then looks at Donut* Well, it would seem that I’ve got things taken care of on that end… so I’d have to say Invader. Donut: Where is she? Ataraxia: LIKE WE’RE GONNA TELL YOU!!! *jumps up and Biscuit slaps Donut across the face* Robby: *appears right behind Ataraxia in the air, holding his arm* Ataraxia: Oh… I’m sorry Captain, I think I over-reacted… Donut: *spits at Ataraxia* Robby: If you wish to sail aboard my ship— Frau: MY ship, mind you!!! D Robby: -- then you better learn to control yourself. Got that? Ataraxia: Ye…yeah, I got it. Robby: Okay, now they go. The team goes flying off the ship, and plummeting straight down. SW: OMG SOMEONE SAVE ME!!! WE’RE GONNA hugging DIE!!! Kya: I… I can’t seem to fly!!! Frau: My keyboard isn’t reacting!!! Donut: Dammit!!! He’s probably forcing us down!!! Bowties: No!!! Kya: He’s right!! I… I can’t… I can’t do it!!! SW: T-T I hope I go to heaven… there’s corgis in heaven… Frau: Everyone!!! Come together!!! The team, falling down, joins their hands in a circle. Frau: It has been an honor fighting alongside everyone. Kya: Yeah… I… I can’t believe this is the end… SW: :Cry: I love you guys. Donut: Love you all too. Frau: Yeah, it’s been… it’s been a good run, you know? Bowties: You’re all like my family… I wouldn’t want to go out any other way… SW: Well, actually, I can name a number of ways I’d rather die… Donut: *squeezes Bowties’ hand* :) Bowties: *looks and Donut and squeezes back* :) SW: *squeezes Frau’s hand* Frau: *smiles* Bowties: And away… we soar… into the deep… WHOOSH. Donut: What was that?! HoT: *grabs Kya’s and Bowties’ arms* Hey, the cavalry’s here!!! Robo: *flying with a jet pack on his back, grabs Donut and Frau* Phew, we got here in time. SW: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYY!!! *falls down* Robo: Damn. I –knew- we forgot someone. SW: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH – WHOA! *stops in the air* The Texas Team’s ship pulls up on the side, with MoM on the top, holding her hands out, catching SW with magic. MoM: Well, well, well… I actually saved the womanizing freak. ;) SW: Yep, you just did all the ladies in the world a favor by letting me live. Tohru: *opens a door and joins MoM* Ha ha, I’m a woman, and somehow I don’t feel any luckier. Precious: *follows Tohru* It would seem we meet again, team. Glad to see everyone’s in one piece. KG DREAMER ENDING THEME: Dr. C by Alias & Tarsler FLASH!!! AND THE TEAM IS REUNITED!!! BOTH TEAMS HAVE ONE THING ONE THING ON THEIR MIND- SAVE INVADER!!! THE BROTHERS OF LIGHT- ON THEIR WAY!!! COLLECTING THE SOULS AND ESSENCES OF THE MAIDENS TO SAVE THE WORLD?! IS IT REALLY POSSIBLE!? FIND OUT NEXT TIME, ON KG DREAMER- THE MAIDENS!!! Next time… on The Maidens: Chapter 5… Yvarg: Welcome, my friends, to the Africas. TJ: *looks over the side* so she’s somewhere in that huge… clump… of rain forest? LM: That she is. Robby: TZ, I’ll leave this to you. Bring Mr. Ataraxia with you, he needs the training. Yvarg: Nah, let me down there. I want some action too, you know. Robby: Fine, fine, whatever fancies you. Just be quick about it, you hear? _________________________ Robo: I’m sorry Precious, but the jungle is so dense… I can’t possibly land anywhere except the edges. Precious: Tch… that’s alright. We’ll only send a few of us to do the job, that way once they discover the location, we can use the ship and pick them up. Donut: Allow the 281st to go, Precious. SW: Oooh yes, that sounds awesome. Precious: You got it. Be sure to cover as much ground as you can quickly, as the Brothers are here already. MoM: Their ship is still in the air, so it’s likely they haven’t found Invader yet either. SW: I like races. _________________________ Yvarg, TZ, Donut, SW, and Robo are all hiding behind some sandbags. Donut: Well, who knew it’d come down to this, huh? TZ: Not me, I could tell you that. Yvarg: *loading up his rocket launcher* Well, let me tell you, when guys in a tank come firing at your Bum, it doesn’t matter who you bunk with, just as long as you live. *turns around and launches a rocket before quickly ducking down behind the sand bags again* KA-BOOOOOOOM!!! A tank explodes into debris. SW: Ding ding! KG - one, surface world guys – zero! Yvarg: One could get used to this teaming up business… END of KG DREAMER- THE MAIDENS CHAPTER 4: SHOWDOWN ON THE CHEMICAL ROMANCE! … Incoming transmission… … … …. Rodney: hey, Chemical Romance, come in Chemical Romance, this is BGOP1. Robby: … Put me on the line. I’ll deal with you later. Rodney: Hey, your uh, ‘creator’ wants to talk to you. Robby: Robby K? Robby: Talk to me, Number 1. Robby: I have acclimated K-mage to our cause. Robby: Did you do the crystallization already? Robby: I have. Robby: Dissipate then, and have Rodney return her to me. Robby: Affirmative. Number 1 out. Poof! Rodney: Wow, you know, if I were just reading a transcript of what you two were saying, I’d be pretty confused right now. Robby: Shut the hell up and get back here… we might have room for you after all. Rodney: Is that how you talk to your former captain, your mutinous scoundrel you~? Robby: … I won’t dignify that with a response. Rodney: Goodness, telekinesis, clones- what else can you do, huh, sponge? Robby: … I’m ending this conversation now. You’re wasting my minutes. … … … …. End Transmission. Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 CAST [updated]: Team KG: Precious: The leader of KG, arrived with the team just in time to save Team New York. Tohru- Still trying to find a way to regain her powers, and ultimately, meet up again with her alterego, NegaTohru. MoM- Using her psychic powers and adept intellect, she often assists Precious in decisions. She helped pick up her ex-apprentice, Kikiyoda. HoT- Has the ability to fly and has a firm grasp on swordsmanship, she's also developing another power... the ability to bend time and space. Robo: Part human, part mechanized warrior, Hanz had built him. He recently built himself a beam sword. Kya- A widely versed spellcaster, she's starting to take on more duties now. Frau- A pyrokinetic fighter who uses keyblades in lieu of swords. Bowties- MoM's apprentice, she's learning to become an adept spellcaster. She's been known to use ties to attack. Donut- Uses psynergy to his advantage, and is a Captain of a small division in KG called the 281st. SW: Vice Captain of said division, he considers himself an adaptable, all-around fighter. Kikiyoda: HoT's sister and ex-apprentice of MoM's. The Brothers of Light: Robby: The mysterious leader of the Brothers of Light. What their aims are have yet to be seen. His powers - a mystery. He recently acquired K-Mage's "essence". LM- a technological genius that moved to KG from ZC, he's Robby's right hand man and consultant-at-hand. He is also a brilliant strategist with an IQ well over 200. TJP- An expert illusionist, though the citizens of KG know he fights exceptionally well too. TZ- KG’s ex-resident chemist as well as pharmacist, he’s exceptionally adept at his trade. Yvarg- Stealth and weapons expert alike, people wonder how he carries his enormous arsenal. He drives the Chemical Romance. Ataraxia: Formerly known as ZF, he has agreed to join the Brothers of Light after a short quarrel and humbling from TJ. Meanwhile… on one of Team KG’s ships… SW: So yep, that’s what happened. Bowties: I can’t express enough how good your timing was… we could have died. Precious: Don’t worry about it. Frau: Um, who’s that? *points to Kikiyoda* HoT: My DARLING sister. :notamused: Kikiyoda: Shaddup. D HoT: D: MoM: She’s my old apprentice that I’ve been telling you about…she will be in our custody, we’re protecting her from the Brothers of Light. Kikiyoda: I was better off at my luxurious- Robo: HA! That shack was anything but luxurious… Kikiyoda: That was just a clever ruse! Fool people to think that I was dead… Kya: Oooh… that is clever… HoT: Not clever enough!!! You embarrass the family with all your stupid ways!!! Kikiyoda: Not at all!!! I have an IMPRESSIVE array of power at my disposal… all you can do is fly. *flutters her arms mockingly* HoT: I can bend time and space too. >D Kikiyoda: What?! Prove it!!! HoT: Look at my watch!!! Kikiyoda: *looks at HoT’s watch* … it stopped. HoT: I stopped it!!! Kikiyoda: More like you need to change the battery… Robo: Oh, I think I have a spare, what size is it? HoT: I STOPPED IT. D: Frau: ANYWAY… this whole ZF thing could be problematic. With him, they have another guy to use against us… Precious: And their true intentions, you told us, were to collect the maidens… which, according to Kikiyoda’s map, is in… Uh, where’re we headed again? Meanwhile… on the Chemical Romance … Yvarg: Welcome, my friends, to the Africas. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME New Way To Be Human by Switchfoot PURSUIT!!! TIME!!! DESTINY!!! WHAT IS GOOD AND WHAT IS EVIL!?! KG DREAMER- THE MAIDENS CHAPTER 5 A Common Enemy On the Brothers of Light’s ship… TJ: *looks over the side* so she’s somewhere in that huge… clump… of rain forest? LM: That she is. Robby: TZ, I’ll leave this to you. Bring Mr. Ataraxia with you, he needs the training. Yvarg: Nah, let me down there. I want some action too, you know. Robby: Fine, fine, whatever fancies you. Just be quick about it, you hear? Yvarg: Yes yes, of course. LM: We’re expecting Rodney back… as soon as we get his delivery, we want to be off. Yvarg: How long is he gonna take? Robby: I take it you do not want to find out. TZ: You heard the man! Let’s do this! *jumps off the ship* Yvarg: *sighs and leaps off to* TJ: Hey, new guy… you gonna go to? Ataraxia: But… don’t I need a parachute? TJ: Are you a Brother of Light or aren’t you? Jeez. *pushes Ataraxia off the edge* Ataraxia: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! Meanwhile… on KG Team’s ship… Robo: I’m sorry Precious, but the jungle is so dense… I can’t possibly land anywhere except the edges. Precious: Tch… that’s alright. We’ll only send a few of us to do the job, that way once they discover the location, we can use the ship and pick them up. Donut: Allow the 281st to go, Precious. SW: Oooh yes, that sounds awesome. Precious: You got it. Be sure to cover as much ground as you can quickly, as the Brothers are here already. MoM: Their ship is still in the air, so it’s likely they haven’t found Invader yet either. SW: I like races. Robo: I’d like to go too, if you don’t mind. Donut: Alright with me, ask Precious for the green light. Precious: I don’t mind. Tohru: I can drive the ship! Robo: It’s settled then. Let’s go, team. SW: SOME MORE WHIRLWIND ADVENTURES WITH THE 281st!!! Meanwhile… in the jungle… Ataraxia: You know… I’ve never free falled from that high before… TZ: Well, it was certainly a learning experience, wasn’t it? Yvarg: *cutting down overgrown brush* TZ: Hey, you know where we’re heading, right? Yvarg: Of course. There’s this abandoned house more inland, the mage said she resides there. Ataraxia: Wow… I would’ve thought we’d see some native animals… like lions or elephants or something… or some SNAKES! But… none yet… TZ: I let off a scent that repulses animals. They’re trying as hard as they can to stay away from us because of my Repulsor scent. Ataraxia: Ah… The three hear three men scream. Yvarg: It’s them. TZ: Quick, it’s not far away. Ataraxia: ALRIGHT! BROTHERS OF LIGHT, FLY! TZ: …*starts running* Yvarg: …*runs after TZ* Ataraxia: … what? *follows the two* Meanwhile… Donut, SW, and Robo are running through the jungle… SW: WHY WON’T THAT TIGER GO AWAY!? Donut: ROBO!! SHOOT IT OR SOMETHING!!! Robo: NO!!! THAT’D BE KILLING AN INNOCENT ANIMAL!!! SW: crap!!! crap!!! crap!!! Robo: NOW THERE’S LEOPARDS! AND CHEETAHS!!! Donut: I think I smelled an elephant… SW: WTF?! HOW CAN YOU SMELL AN ELEPHANT!? Robo: WHO CARES?! Donut: ARE WE GETTING CLOSE?! SW: SNAKES!!! OMG SNAKES!!! THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON PLANES, DAMMIT!!! Robo: *punches a few buttons into his interface* Yep, it’s just in that clearing up ahead!!! SW: Invader, here we come!!! The three leap into the clearing, where they find a huge, rundown house. Donut: Whoa… Invader’s living here? SW: Hey, the animals stopped following us. TZ: Animals? Stopped following you? Oh, I think I know why. Robo: YOU!!! In front of the house is TZ, Yvarg, and Ataraxia. TZ: Man, we don’t have time for this… Robo: EXACTLY!!! *draws his Beam Sword* DONUT, SW, GET INVADER!!! I’LL HOLD THEM OFF!!! *leaps towards the three* Yvarg: *appears in front of Robo, blocking with a similar type of sword* Not so fast… Why don’t we have a little fun? Robo, duel a little with me while we let our comrades go search the house. First one to find Invader, wins. Ataraxia: WHAT?! TZ: Ha ha. Cease-fire for everyone but yourself? Man, you suck. Ataraxia: So it’s like a race? Yvarg: If you’re in high school… then yes, it’s a “race”. Donut: … what happens when we find Invader? Yvarg: Simple. Team that doesn’t has to pull out, no questions asked… although I hardly believe you people will follow the rules, we promise to pull out if you find her first. SW: Same here. Donut: Yeah… Yvarg: So you guys are actually listening to us about the whole us being good guys thing? Donut: Not really. We just don’t want to fight much. SW: LAST ONE IN IS A ROTTEN EGG!!! *runs towards the mansion* Ataraxia: OH NO YOU DON’T!!! *rushes to the door* TZ: *offers his hand to Donut* Good luck. Donut: Same to you. *shakes TZ’s hand* The four enter the mansion. Robo: By the way… what is this technology you’re wielding? Yvarg: It’s called a Vibroblade. But I don’t need that now… *pushes Robo away* Robo: Gah… Yvarg: *makes his Vibroblade disappear and replaces it with a rocket launcher* Say cheese. *shoots a rocket* Robo: *wields his Beam Sword in his left hand and changes his right arm into his Buster Cannon* TOO SLOW!!! *shoots a charged beam at Yvarg’s rocket* KABOOOOOOOM!!! Inside the house… SW: WHOA! HEAR THAT?! Atarxia: This basement is too dark… EVER GLOW!!! *holds up his hands* The basement is illuminated. SW: Ha ha! You just made it easier for me to find her!!! Ataraxia: BASTARD D Donut: *somewhere else in the house* Nope, not in here… TZ: *checks a room* Nope, not in here… Meanwhile, outside… Yvarg: CAN’T KEEP THIS UP FOREVER!! *shooting Robo with a machine gun* Robo: *blocking all the bullets with his beamsword, walking slowly towards him* Yvarg: Heh. I guess all these conventional weapons are useless… *his machine gun disappears and his Vibroblade reappears* Robo: Wow, about time you brought that thing out again… I was looking for a REAL fight. Yvarg: *swings at Robo* Robo: *blocks it and immediately retracts to strike Yvarg* Yvarg: *leaps aside, dodging Robo’s strike, then goes in for one of his own* Robo: *blocks Yvarg’s slash* Yvarg: You’re not gonna let up, are you? Robo: You can’t really blame me… I was programmed to win. Yvarg: *makes another VibroBlade appear* Well… too bad you can’t match this. I’m an expert at all things concerning weapons and various styles… swords, being my specialty. Robo: … Two? That’s it? You’re gonna need a hundred to take me down. Yvarg: Let’s put that speculation to the test, shall we? Meanwhile… in the house… TZ: … I think this is her bedroom. Donut: Yeah… and we found it at the same time. Ataraxia: We’ll open it first. SW: Not really… WE WILL, HO-BAG. >D Ataraxia: D: TZ: Open the door, Donut. Ataraxia must learn the meaning of PATIENCE and how important it is to us. Ataraxia: … D Donut: *opens the door* The room… is empty. TZ: … well, uh… this is… Donut: Unexpected. A nightstand is in the middle of the room, with a note. SW: LOOK!!! A NOTE!!! Ataraxia: IT’S ON A NIGHTSTAND!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM!!! TZ: … I’m gonna kill TJP for picking you up, and I’m gonna kill Donut for allowing SW to be born. Donut: *walks over to the note and reads it* Look towards the sky where hope forsakes reason And the sun does nothing but show its face For I’ve deserted my home with reason; Pay heed that it takes more than one to lace. Signed, Blaire TZ: … Blaire? What? Ataraxia: Did we mess up and maybe Blaire actually lived here…? TZ: No, we got everything right… she must’ve sent this to Invader, and Vader must’ve gone to look for her… Donut: *pockets the note* Good thinking… but where… KA-BOOM!!! KA-BOOOOOOOM!!! The whole house shakes. TZ: Wow, that battle outside is heating up. Donut: Yeah, it sounds like tank fire, Yvarg must’ve gotten some new armaments after he left KG… TZ: But… wait… I hear… OH SHI— BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The wall in front of them crumbles and smoke fills the air from cannon fire. Robo: DONUT!!! SW!! Yvarg: BROTHERS!!! SW: *looks over the crumbled wall to see Robo and Yvarg in a hole* Hey… what’re you… *looks up* HOLY CRAP!!! Robo: GET IN THE HOLE!!! The four jump off the second story into the crater Yvarg and Robo are in. An explosion decimates the whole front of the house. Rodney: So how about it? You all dead yet?! Donut: RODNEY!? *peeks his head from the hole* Rodney: THERE’S A LIVE ONE!!! SHOOT IT, CAPTAIN!!! An African soldier cocks his gun and shoots at Donut. Yvarg: GET DOWN, IDIOT!!! *pulls Donut down* SW: WHAT’S RODNEY DOING HERE?! Rodney: With a full battalion of South Africa’s finest, thanks to Captain Eko here! Ataraxia: Well… TZ: It would seem he didn’t exactly die when you thought he did… and… well, we assigned him to a JOB HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CARRYING OUT!!! Rodney: Please. I’m doing my duty to make sure nothing stands in my way! I’m here to collect Invader. SW: WELL TOUGH crap, SHE’S NOT HERE!!! I GUESS THE JOKE’S ON YOU!!! Rodney: Hmm… Prove it. TZ: Wonderful Individual, IF SHE WERE WITH US, SHE WOULD HAVE JUMPED OUT WITH US!!! Rodney: ..tch. You’re right. Okay then, let’s kill you all. Tanks ready? Captain Eko: Ready sir. Yvarg: Damn… I think this means Rodney’s on his own now… Ataraxia: Team up to bring down those guys? And Rodney? I’m game. SW: THE SWxZF DUO STRIKES AGAIN!!! REUINON TIME!!! Ataraxia: IT’S ATARAXIA, DAMMIT!!! SW: You’ll always be ZF in my heart. Donut: Well, who knew it’d come down to this, huh? TZ: Not me, I could tell you that. Yvarg: *loading up his rocket launcher* Well, let me tell you, when guys in a tank come firing at your Bum, it doesn’t matter who you bunk with, just as long as you live. *turns around and launches a rocket before quickly ducking down behind the sand bags again* KA-BOOOOOOOM!!! A tank explodes into debris. SW: Ding ding! KG - one, surface world guys – zero! Yvarg: One could get used to this teaming up business… TZ: Yvarg, you and Robo take out those tanks… I’m sure those are the only things that pose threat to the ships. Yvarg: Roger. *leaps from the hole and starts blasting rockets everywhere* Robo: *ignites his Beam Sword* I’m not letting him get a higher kill count than me. *leaps out of the hole to join the fun* TZ: Ataraxia, get a hold of the— Ataraxia: Read your mind, already did. Donut: *holding a walkie-talkie* Hey!!! Pick us up now!!! MoM: *through the mic* We’ve picked up your position, we’re heading in now. Tohru: *in the background* HEY! IT’S THEM!!! MoM: OMG TURN THE SHIP AROUND!!! Donut: don’t worry, they’re only here to pick up TZ, Yvarg, and ZF! Precious: What’s this all about, Donut? Donut: Temporary cease-fire’s all. Precious: … okay MoM, go in. Team KG’s ship and the Brothers of Light’s ship are hovering above them. TZ: Hey, if we meet again, know that we’re gonna kick your I have the strength of a bear that has the strength of two bears!. SW: HA! Donut: Don’t count on it, man. *shakes TZ’s hand* It’s been nice seeing you. TZ: Same here. SW: ZF!!! I’LL MISS YOU!!! ZF: OMFG IT’S ATARAXIA. D Donut: *holds out his sword* Soar through the skies, heavenly angel Falchion!!! SW: *grabs Donut* Donut flies away with SW in tow. Donut: Robo!!! Let’s go!!! Robo: *presses a button and a jetpack pops out of his back, and he rockets away towards Donut and SW* TZ: Beam us up, Robby. TZ, Ataraxia, Rodney and Yvarg are teleported away to the Chemical Romance. Rodney: Ah, the sky. TZ: *punches Rodney in the face* WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! Rodney: Whaaaaaaaat? I was helping you guys. TZ: YOU COULD’VE KILLED US!!! Rodney: *shrugs* Robby: No need to yell, Ataraxia already told me she’s not there, as well as that note that she left. And if any of you were wondering, I told Rodney to start that. Yvarg: … I wasted a lot of good ammo, you know that? Ataraxia: And I was the only one to play it cool… TZ: … TJ: Okay, everyone made a ha ha, we all made a ha ha, can we now please get a bearing? I want to save the world already. Yvarg: *looks at TZ* You saw that note. Where shall I steer our darling ship? TZ: To Snowpeak. Meanwhile… on Team KG’s ship… HoT: That’s what the note said?! Bowties: It’s poetic… such a beautiful way to exit, in my opinion. Tohru: And we’re headed… for Snowpeak? Frau: Why do I find it completely ironic that after all this searching here, we have to go back HOME to find anyone? Donut: Because it is… Precious: Robo, get us to Snowpeak as soon as possible… the tip of the sky… ha ha, if anyone else that didn’t live in Hyrule read that, they wouldn’t know… it’s like they want us to find them… Kya: I’d want someone to find me… if I needed to be saved… MoM: I never quite thought of it that way… Tohru: You think Invader made it to Blaire? Bowties: We can only hope. Robo: Alright people, strap in, we’re about to go really, really fast… Next stop, Hyrule. Tohru: Invader… Kya: And Blaire… Tohru: We’re coming!!! Meanwhile… in a cave near the top of Snowpeak mountain… Invader: At least from up here, we can see if anyone’s coming. Blaire: Yes… but that’s only because there’s no fog covering the base of the mountain… it’s eerily clear… Invader: Like something… like some ill wind is blowing it all away… Blaire: Let’s hope for the best. KG DREAMER ENDING THEME: Until the Day I Die by Story of the Year WHOOOOOSH!!! AND BOTH TEAMS ARE ON THE RUN AGAIN!!! TEAM KG AND THE BROTHERS OF LIGHT- BOTH IN AN EFFORT TO REACH BLAIRE AND INVADER IN TIME!!! THE FINAL TWO MAGES… THE END IS NIGH!!! CAN TEAM KG REACH THEM IN TIME?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN KG DREAMER- THE MAIDENS!!! END of KG DREAMERS- THE MAIDENS: CHAPTER 5 A Common Enemy Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 CAST [updated]: Team KG: Precious: The leader of KG, arrived with the team just in time to save Team New York. Tohru- Still trying to find a way to regain her powers, and ultimately, meet up again with her alterego, NegaTohru. MoM- Using her psychic powers and adept intellect, she often assists Precious in decisions. She helped pick up her ex-apprentice, Kikiyoda. HoT- Has the ability to fly and has a firm grasp on swordsmanship, she's also developing another power... the ability to bend time and space. Robo: Part human, part mechanized warrior, Hanz had built him. He recently built himself a beam sword and thanks to his modifications is able to adapt to any battle situation. Kya- A widely versed spellcaster, she's starting to take on more duties now. Frau- A pyrokinetic fighter who uses keyblades in lieu of swords. Bowties- MoM's apprentice, she's learning to become an adept spellcaster. She's been known to use ties to attack. Donut- Uses psynergy to his advantage, and is a Captain of a small division in KG called the 281st. SW: Vice Captain of said division, he considers himself an adaptable, all-around fighter. Kikiyoda: HoT's sister and ex-apprentice of MoM's. The Brothers of Light: Robby: The mysterious leader of the Brothers of Light. What their aims are have yet to be seen. His powers - a mystery. He recently acquired K-Mage's "essence". LM- a technological genius that moved to KG from ZC, he's Robby's right hand man and consultant-at-hand. He is also a brilliant strategist with an IQ well over 200. TJP- An expert illusionist, though the citizens of KG know he fights exceptionally well too. TZ- KG’s ex-resident chemist as well as pharmacist, he’s exceptionally adept at his trade. Yvarg- Stealth and weapons expert alike, people wonder how he carries his enormous arsenal. He drives the Chemical Romance. Ataraxia: Formerly known as ZF, he has agreed to join the Brothers of Light after a short quarrel and humbling from TJ. Rodney: Is an ally of the Brothers of Light, used to be a full-fledged member until he supposedly "died" at Infinity Fortress. He's alive and well, and assisted Robby in the capture of K-Mage. The Maidens: Blaire- Has the ability to communicate with animals, though she has gone into hiding within Hyrule atop Snowpeak. Invader- Hiding out with Blaire, extremely adept at healing. K-mage- Captured/deceased. EPF- Captured/deceased. ... ... Meanwhile.. en route to Snowpeak on Team KG’s ship… Donut: So… you’ve been hiding in a cave all these years. Kikiyoda: A HOUSE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH! HoT: *cough* SHACK OMG SHACK YOU POOR FREAK *cough* Bowties: Uh… MoM: Don’t worry. HoT is Kikiyoda’s sister. Bowties: Ah. Kikiyoda: Besides, I used to think it was in our blood to be dual-powered. I can heal myself in addition to reading the future. *turns to HoT* What can YOU do, miss HoT stuff? HoT: I can fly.. AND I CAN BEND TIME AND SPACE!!! Kikiyoda: Code for making watches stop. Right. For all we know, you might just have the power of making batteries die. HoT: D Kikiyoda: Embarrassing the family… gosh. Precious: HEY! That’s enough of that. We’re almost there. SW: Sibling rivalries… ah, good times. Robo: We’re here! Precious: What?! You just said we’re almost there ten minutes ago!!! Robo: Yeah, it’s been 10 minutes… Precious: What?! Everyone looks at HoT. HoT: SEE?! Kikiyoda: Yeah, uh-huh, riiiiiight. HoT: D Frau: Why we’re beating them I have no idea… I could get the Chemical Romance anywhere in a second or two flat. Tohru: Them? Frau: The Brothers. Meanwhile, on the Chemical Romance… Yvarg: COME ON YOU SCURVY DOGS!! THERE’S MORE SPEED TO BE COAXED FROM THESE SAILS!!! Ataraxia: I’m underpaid. *pulls on the rigging* LM: Tell me, Robby, why are we going so slow? TJ: Yeah, because we could totally be there first, you know. TZ: Maybe because SOMEONE’S not swabbing enough decks!!! Ataraxia: *throws the bucket at TZ* Robby: You really want to know? LM: would we have any other reason for asking? Yvarg: Yeah, because no one in their right mind wants to end up there last. Ataraxia: We’ll have the KG people to deal with!!! This is MADNESS. They’re like a freaking ARMY. Robby: Listen, um, …I don’t want you to worry about it, alright Brothers? *brings out some awesome sunglasses* Because I… I’ll be our army. *walks away quickly* KG DREAMER OPENING THEME SONG: “Won’t Get Fooled Again” by The Who From left to right: HoT, Tohru, MoM, Bowties, Kya, Blaire, Robby, Invader PURSUIT!!! TIME!!! DESTINY!!! WHAT IS GOOD AND WHAT IS EVIL!?! KG DREAMER- THE MAIDENS CHAPTER 6 The Battalion of Light Meanwhile… at Snowpeak… Invader: *runs inside of the cave* THEY’RE HERE!!! THEY’RE HERE!!! Blaire: REALLY!? Precious: *peeks in* ‘Ello there! Blaire: PRECIOUS!!! The rest of the team file into the cave. Blaire: YOU’RE ALL HERE!!! EEEE!!!! The rest of the girls scream with delight and hug each other. Tohru: We were so worried… after losing EPF and K-Mage, we feared the worst… Invader: K-Mage didn’t make it!?! Blaire: And we just communicated with her yesterday too… SW: Well, there’s just so much estrogen in here, I think I might go outside and take a breather… so much women and not a chance with them all… Invader: Oh, I wouldn’t do that if I were you. There’s this really nasty virus spreading around, and all the Wolfoses and Yetis have it… they’re rabid. SW: ._. Frau: Ha ha, come on SW, it’s time for us to catch up. You know, stories to tell and all. SW: OH YEAH! I HAVE PLENTY OF THOSE!!! There was this time, with me and this girl— Donut: Try another one. SW: How about when that girl – Donut: Another one. Bowties: I don’t see why he can’t tell them… Donut: There was a reason he ended up getting slapped/jumped in each of those stories, and Blaire and Invader might follow suit if they heard it. Invader: Ha ha, we promise we won’t hit you, SW. MoM: Quickly though, we must get back to the ship and back to KG. Precious: Right, hurry everyone, we parked the ship right above here. Meanwhile… in the valley below Snowpeak… Ataraxia: Why’d we park so far?! We need to walk now. LM: Robby can bring us there in a flash. Robby: That won’t be necessary. Ataraxia: Then why park so far?! TJ: Silly rabbit… our captain needs room. Ataraxia: Room for what? TJ: *smiles* The Battalion of Light. At the grounds near the ship… Invader: There it is!!! Robo: I’ll get it warmed up, you guys get strapped in. *runs to the ship* THUMP. THUMP. MoM: Hurry!!! Hurry!!! THUMP. THUMP. Tohru, HoT, Kya, and Bowties surround Invader and Blaire as they run into the ship. THUMP. THUMP. Precious: Frau, what’s that sound? Frau: I don’t know… maybe it’s those killer Yeti. SW: Now, I’m no expert on animals, but— THUMP. THUMP. SW: … that didn’t sound like Yeti of any kind. ._. MoM: Oh no… *pulls beads from her robe, which are glowing and shaking violently* BAND TOGETHER!!! THEY’RE HERE!!! Precious: Tch… *brings out his swords* Where are they?! Frau: *looks up as he brings out a keyblade* Donut: Guys… look down… over the cliff… Below them, in the valley, is hundreds, perhaps thousands of clones of Robby. MoM: ROBBY!? Precious: IS THIS HIS POWER?! SW: I thought his power was telekinesis!!! Frau: I heard of people having two powers… like HoT… and Kikiyoda… MoM: Where is she, btw? Robbys: GOOD AFTERNOON, TEAM KG!!! SW: The voices of a thousand men really is loud. ._. HoT: WHAT WAS THAT?! Frau: It’s Robby! HoT: WHAT?! Robbys: I THINK YOU HAVE SOMETHING OF OURS!!! Precious: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT!? Robbys: NOTHING MUCH, JUST THE FACT THAT WE WANT THOSE TWO GIRLS IN YOUR SHIP. AND JUST A DEMONSTRATION OF WHAT WE CAN DO— A Robby teleports in front of SW and kicks him in the face, then teleports away. SW: D MoM: Mulitply that by a thousand… they can bring down the ship with their bare hands… Frau: Someone has to stay back and hold these off. SW: How will you know that some won’t pursue them? Frau: They have the Chemical Romance. They’ll use that. Notice something- where’s the rest of the Brothers? An ear piercing scream fills the valley. The guys swing around and look at the ship. LM: *holding a bound and gagged Invader* Hey there! TJ: *holding a bound and gagged Blaire* Cheerio! MoM: LET THEM GO!!! *leaps into the air* SOUKATSU—AAAAAH!!! Robby: *teleports in front of MoM and punches her in the stomach* MoM: *falls to the ground* Precious: *catches MoM* YOU BASTARDS!!! Robby: Still your mouth, Precious, and let me give you a deal. Oh, and I forgot- *snaps his fingers* TJ and LM teleport away with The Maidens. SW: NO!!! Robby: We’ll give you an opportunity to get them back, we’ll even tell you where we’re going. I’ll even go so far as to say I’ve created my maximum number of clones, so you don’t have to worry about them. Precious: What’re you on about!? Robby: Do you want them back or not? Precious: Tch… Robby: Leave someone to fight my little army here, and the rest of you can give chase to our little pirate ship. Strength in numbers after all, right? Precious: … *turns around* Who’s up for it? SW: ._. Frau: Look, I know my limits, and… that’s suicide. I mean a thousand Robbys? Robby: Sounds fun, doesn’t it? HoT: HOLY HELL!!! Precious: HoT!!! GET BACK IN THE SHIP AND STAY SAFE!!! TELL ROBO TO GET READY FOR LIFT OFF!!! HoT: He is ready!!! Precious: I have no choice then… I’ll… Donut: … allow me to go. SW: WHAT?! Frau: DIDN’T YOU HEAR ME?! SUICIDE MISSION!!! SW: YEAH!! SUICIDE MISSION!!! Robby: Well, this is interesting. Truthfully, I was hoping to dispose of Precious first, seeing as how he is the most powerful out of you lot… but… Donut will do… he will do indeed… HoT: Give me MoM, I’ll take her inside. Precious: *gives MoM to HoT* HoT: *makes her way back to the ship* Precious: HoT? HoT: Yeah? Precious: Tell Bowties to come out here. HoT: Uh, okay… *goes in the ship* Precious: Frau, SW, you get in too. SW: HE REALLY IS GOING!? *hugs Donut* CAPTAIN!!! Donut: It’s okay, SW. I’ll meet you guys to wherever you’re going. Robby: Oh, once we lift off, we’re headed to Hyrule Castle. Donut: There, see? I’ll meet you at Hyrule Castle. SW: Donut: I’m not the Captain of the 281st for nothing, right? Go now, man, you gotta protect the girls. SW: *hugs Donut one last time, then goes to the ship* Frau: *shakes Donut’s hand* It’s been an honor, man. Donut: You’re saying that like I’m not gonna make it… I mean, no offense Robby, but come on- you’ll need a million of you to take me down. Robby: Alas, I don’t have that much…. This will just be some silly diversion then… Frau: Good luck, Donut. God speed. *goes aboard the ship* Bowties: *steps out* Did… someone call me? Donut: *walks to Bowties and hugs her tightly* Bowties: Oh! Um… I don’t know if this is… appropriate for now… Robby: it’s very appropriate, trust me. Bowties: YOU! Robby: *waves* Donut: *lets go* You know… I’ll always love you. Bowties: Same here… but… why’re you… Donut: I have to do something, Bowties. Something heavy… and I need to make sure I say everything I need to say before I go. Bowties: You’re… you’re speaking like you’re about to die or something… this is all a joke, right? Donut: *holds her hands* I wish it was. Robby: Come on, we haven’t all day. Donut: *lets go of her hands and sighs* I’ll catch you, okay? I’ll always catch you. Go to the ship now. Bowties: Tell me what’s going on first. Donut: I have to… have a little chat with Robby first. Robby: It’s critical to the survival of Blaire and Invader, I suggest you let us talk in peace. Bowties: What…? Robby: Just go onto the ship, Bowties, Donut will be right behind you. Bowties: *points at Donut* You better tell me what’s going on when you get back to the ship. Donut: *kisses her hand* Will do, love. Bowties: *retreats into the ship* Precious: *turns to Donut* Are you sure you want to do this? Donut: KG doesn’t need a hero right now. It needs… *points to Precious* …a leader. Precious: *shakes Donut’s hand and goes onto the ship* Robo: All set? Precious: Yes, close the blast doors. The ramp to the ship retracts and closes. Bowties: Wait, where’s Donut? Precious: He’ll be with us after that stupid… stupid chat… The ship starts to hover upwards. Robo: Where to? Precious: Hyrule Castle. Robby: If we don’t see you down there, we will launch ourselves at that bloody ship. *teleports away* Donut: *sighs and holds out his sword* Take Flight… Heavenly Angel, Falchion!!! Donut’s sword changes. Donut: *leaps into the valley to meet the thousand of Robbys* Precious: Robo, we must go NOW. Robo: I can’t start going forward till we clear the appropriate altitude… Bowties: OMG!! WHAT IS HE DOING?! Everyone rushes to the side windows. Kya: DONUT!! HE’S… HE’S… Precious: Giving us time to go after Blaire and Invader. Let’s not let his… his sacrifice go wasted. Robo: CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF!!! OFF WE GO!!! Bowties: NOOOOO!!! DONUT!!! The ship blasts away. Donut: *still in the air* STONE SPIRE!!! 10 large stone spires appear around Donut. Donut: GO!!! The spires all go crashing into the valley, killing many of the Robby clones. Robby Clone: *appears in front of Donut* Donut: !!! RC: *punches Donut down* Donut: *flies into the sea of Robby clones* AARGH! The Robby clones start piling on top of him. Donut: EPICENTER!!! *sticks his sword into the ground* The earth around Donut surges upward, throwing all the Robbys in the near vicinity up into the air. Donut: MULTIPLEXITY AERIAL BOOST HACK!!! *leaps into the air and seemingly strikes down all the Robbys in the air in one fell swoop* RC: *teleports behind Donut with 5 more around him, drawing their swords* Donut: *leaps aside and runs towards the edges of the valley* RC: *gives chase and throws white balls of fire at him* Donut: *leaps and runs across the walls of the valley* The Robby clones throw balls of white fire at Donut while he tries to evade them, running all across the perimeter of the valley. The snow starts to tumble downwards because of all the noises and explosions, and what seemingly would be an avalanche freezes, suspended in action, halfway down the mountain. Donut: What the… Robby: I’ve stopped it so we can play for a bit longer. You like to play, don’t you? Donut: Son of a—OOF!!! RC: *kicks Donut down to the center of the valley* Donut: *lands on his feet and draws his sword* FALCHION EXTENSION- BELLE EPOQUE!! A rope of what appears to be yellow energy wraps itself around Donut’s sword. Donut: *swings his sword at the Robby clones surrounding him* The yellow energy extends into some sort of whip and beats the surrounding clones away. RC: *teleports right in front of Donut and aims to strike him* Donut: *parries his blade then converts the yellow energy back into a blade, and stabs rhe Robby clone* Robby: Hmph. Donut: *holds his sword out* BAN KAI! A bluish aura engulfs Donut momentarily. Donut: Rise from the ashes… Heavenly Phoenix, Falchion. Robby: Oh? Donut: *spins around with his sword drawn* GRAVITATIONAL DISTORTION! The remaining Robby clones start to fly up into the air. Donut: TAKE FLIGHT!!! AERIAL BOOST- ULTIMA!!! Donut takes seemingly two strikes to annihilate the hundreds of remaining clones. Donut: *lands on the ground and immediately blocks one more sword* Robby: *holding that sword* Impressive. I hope your end game is as skillful. Meanwhile… on Team KG’s ship… Robo: Something’s wrong… Precious: What is it? Robo: I’m heading towards Hyrule Castle… but… for some reason, they’re not in front of us like they should be. Tohru: That doesn’t make sense, aren’t we following them? Robo: That’s what I thought, but…They’re nowhere on the grid in front of us. Tohru: That could only mean… BOOM!!! An explosion rocks the ship. Precious: THEY WERE FOLLOWING US ALL ALONG!? Robo: BLAST!!! THIS SHIP WASN’T BUILT WITH REAR CANNONS!!! WHO IN BLOODY HELL BUILT THIS THING!? Precious: JUST KEEP FLYING!!! EVERYONE STRAP IN!!! MoM: *conjures cups of tea out of the air and lets them float to each person* Have a cup, it’ll calm the nerves. Frau: I can’t drink when we’re going this fast!!! It’ll spill all over me!!! MoM: I cast an enchantment over it, it won’t spill a drop. Meanwhile… in the valley below Snowpeak… … … CLANG!!! Donut and Robby clash with their swords. Donut: *pushes Robby away* Robby: *moves in and takes a swing at Donut’s head* Donut: *ducks and kicks Robby in the chest* Robby: Ugh… * lands on his feet* Donut: You can’t beat me, Robby. Robby: Oh, but I can. And I know I will too, how’s that? Donut: Conceited much? Robby: Not really… I just absorbed a little something from your acquaintance Kikiyoda… Donut: WHAT?! Robby: Yes, yes, I took her power- Donut: TOOK HER POWER!? Robby: Well, in all fairness, I kil— Donut: YOU TAKE PEOPLE’S POWERS?! Robby: Huh? Oh, why yes- it’s my ability. I can absorb people’s power if I am near them long enough. Every single powerful aspect about me came from someone else. Donut: What were you saying earlier… Robby: Oh? About killing her? Donut: YOU KILLED HER?! Robby: Of course. Naturally, I can just absorb a person’s power, but it’d take time to get used to it, master it, etc. That being said, I managed to come across someone with the extraordinary ability to absorb people’s memories! Albeit a rather gruesome for most method, true, but still. Donut: You had to kill her to absorb her memories? Robby: Not at all. Just saw the top of her skull off so I can touch her brain. Somewhere, half buried in the snow near Blaire and Invader’s cave is Kikiyoda’s body… and the top of her head. Donut: YOU BASTARD!! Robby: Ha ha, I like to think of it as… a haircut. Donut: You couldn’t have killed her… she was with us the whole time… Robby: I’m sure someone mentioned, “where’s Kikiyoda?” Nobody remembered her after that though, when they had seen Blaire and Invader. In a way, we took her in and put her to good use- to save the world. Donut: There you go again, talking like you’re the good guys…Well guess what? I bet they can’t do anything without you. Robby: True, true, so much in fact that if you actually do manage to stop me, there’s gonna be a wrench in our plans. Donut: One shot. All we’ve got left. Robby: It seems a lot of duels come down to this, huh? Donut: winner walks away alive. Robby: Are you sure you want to do this? Donut: *shrugs* Saving the world. Robby: *holds his hands out and forms intricate hand symbols as he starts to glow* Donut: *sheathes his sword yet keeps his hand on the hilt as it starts to appear to charge* I’M READY!!! Robby: Fine… Nirvana Justice- PILLAR OF LIGHT!!! From Robby’s hands shoots an immense wave of white energy. Donut: *quickly teleports behind Robby* Hey, I guess the joke’s on you. SPLASH! Donut stabbed Robby in the heart. Robby: *feels his wound* … you…. You did it… Donut: I’m not done yet. SLICE! Robby’s body falls to the ground… and his head rolls a few feet away. Donut: *breathing heavily* Consider you and KG… even. Now… to catch up… with the team… We’re back in Hyrule right? Maybe… maybe… *whistles a tune* A horse comes out of nowhere and stands next to Donut. Donut: Kekolu… old buddy… it’s nice to see you again. *hops on to Kekolu* Now, take us to Hyrule Castle as fast as you can- everyone will be waiting for us there. Kekolu: *neighs and gallops off* … Later… after a few hours… Donut: You’re not getting tired yet, are you boy? Kekolu: *neighs with vigor* Donut: Okay, come on, just a little bit more!!! Kekolu: *neighs and gallops harder* Donut: I can’t believe it… we’re almost there… Robby: I suggest you don’t believe it either- didn’t I tell you? You were never going to make it there. Donut turns around quickly to find Robby flying alongside Kekolu the horse. Robby: *thrusts his sword into Donut’s heart* Donut: !!! Robby: I would have been foolish to pour all my power into that one attack and not leave my backside guarded… know that you died because you fell victim to a lie, which was that I would never spawn more clones… seriously, what made you think I was telling the truth anyway? Donut: *clutching his wound, he falls off his horse* Robby: *crouches down to Donut’s level* Too bad we’re going to kill all of your comrades… the future looks bright for us. Donut: *takes his last breath, clutching his chest* Robby: *looks up* Well, all is done here. Robby teleports away. Meanwhile… on Team KG’s ship… Bowties: *reaches out for her cup* Her cup cracks down the side just before she touches it. Bowties: *gasps* MoM: What’s wrong? Bowties: *bites her lip* Um… nothing… MoM: Alright. We’re almost there by the way. Robo: HEY!!! Precious: What is it?! Robo: They vanished off of our radar!!! Precious: That’s okay, we’ve arrived… Robo: WHAT THE?! WHY IS THEIR SHIP DOCKED ABOVE THE CASTLE?! The Brother’s of Light’s shipped is hovering right above Hyrule Castle. MoM: Quick, we better land here and make our way inside… Robo: You just read my mind. Robo sets the ship down outside the entrance to Hyrule Castle, and the team gets out. Bowties: *looking off into the distance* HoT: Hey, don’t worry about it. When he gets here, we’ll have saved the day. :) Bowties: *smiles* I hope so. HoT: What time is it anyway… *checks her watch* ACK! IT STOPPED AGAIN!!! Frau: Hah, what great “timing.” HoT: Oh ha ha, Frau made a pun. D:> SW: HEY!!! WHAT’RE YOU DOING HERE?! *points at a man* Ataraxia: *looking dejected, sitting on a wall near the entrance* … oh, hey guys. FLASH! ATARAXIA?! SENT BY THE BROTHERS TO CONFRONT TEAM KG!? AND WITH DONUT GONE, THE TEAM IS ONE LESS SHORT TO ACCOMPLISH THE GOAL AHEAD OF THEM!!! CAN IT STILL BE DONE?! CAN THEY SAVE THE MAIDENS AND KILL THE BROTHERS?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF KG DREAMER- THE MAIDENS!!! KG DREAMER ENDING THEME: “Disenchanted” by My Chemical Romance END of KG DREAMER- THE MAIDENS CHAPTER 6 The Battalion of Light Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Meanwhile… at KG… Mike: Quiet down everyone, quiet down!!! DP: Aww, but I like making a ruckus. Hanz: Who’s making a ruckus? DP: :shifty: Mike: You haven’t even showed up in the story yet. D: DP: AND WHOSE FAULT IS THAT?! MoM: *takes out a blowtorch* Yes… Mike: Er… WHO WANTS THE RESULTS OF THIS MONTH’S POPULARITY POLL!? Everyone cheers. Mike: In fifth Place, with one vote and each taking 2.86% of the votes: KYA! HoT!!! ZF!!! LM!!! aaand YVARG!!! Yvarg: Someone voted for me. ._. SW: That was me. Kya: WHY’D ONLY ONE OF YOU VOTE FOR ME?! D HoT: GREAT JOB EVERYONE! Kya: … D: HoT: Er, I mean… Kya: You got only one vote too, Bob-chan. Hot: D:> ZF: *poot* Mike: In fourth place, with two votes and each taking 5.71% of the votes: TOHRU!!! FRAU!!! DONUT!! ROBBY!!! TJ!!! aaaand BLAIRE!!!! Donut: BOOO YAAA!!! Tohru: I got fourth! And I didn’t even get my powers back yet! Frau: Meh, I don’t care what place I’m in, just as long as I could kick some Brothers of Light Bum. Robby: *cough* Frau: Said something? Robby: I think I did. Frau: *ignites his hand on fire* Robby: *makes a few clones* Mike: PEOPLE!!! PEOPLE!!! CALM DOWN!!! Robby: … watch your back. Frau: Watch your… front. Mike: In third place, with three votes and taking 8.57% of the votes: BOWTIES!!! Everyone looks around for Bowties. Ste: Where is she? LM: I think she’s on a vacation right now… Mike: VACATION!? WE’VE GOT A SHOW RIGHT AFTER THIS!!! HoT: Oh well, ON WITH THE RESULTS! Mike: Tying for Second, with four votes and each taking 11.43% of the votes: HANZ!!! aaaand STE!!!! Ste: … bloody hell, I made second?! Hanz: Second… I would only fall second to one person in this contest… Donut: But you –have- fallen. Hanz: … Donut: … Hanz: Don’t make me remind you who finances your stupid 281st Division… Donut: Don’t make me remind you… uh… of who cooks the meals around here. Blaire: Guys, guys!!! Enough!!! Time for the final result!!! Mike: And for the second time in a row, claiming FIRST PLACE with five votes and taking in 14.29%... SW!!! SW: WOOOO!!! THANK YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!! IT’S AN HONOR!!! Kya: SPEECH!!! MoM: I AGREE!!! SPEECH!!! SW: Well, I— MoM: Scratch that last, just take the bloody trophy! SW: D: Just for that, I swear I will hit on every single person here by the time summer’s up. Mike: But you aren’t really like that!!! Torn: Since when was this thing a sucker for accuracy? Robo: TORN!!! Torn: Yo. Mike: I assume you got it? Torn: Damn right. Just finished it. Robo: Finished what, may I ask? Mike: The movie I made for the winners of the contest. Kya: Ooooh, does it- Mike: Yes, it does have yaoi. Kya: SW: But… I’m the winner. ._. Mike: You know it. > MoM: Phan-kun Grab the popcorn! SW’s gonna suffer for his raunchiness! DP: Righto~ SW: D: _______________________ 281 Productions Presents An Opening Skit Film THE SEARCH SW: *knocks on a door* Hanz: *opens the door* … what is it? SW: … Why’s Ste always so shy? Hanz: What’d you mean? SW: Well, we hardly see him come out except for mealtimes. Hanz: Who else is missing? SW: Uh… Hanz: Let me rephrase that- who else do you not see a lot of? SW: Uh… HoT? Hanz: Put two and two together… SW: HE’S SLEEPING WITH HoT!!! THAT ACCENTED HORN DOG! Hanz: *face palm* SW: I KNEW IT!!! SOMEONE WAS GETTING ACTION AND IT WASN’T ME!!! Hanz: Did you bother me only to reiterate one of the most graphic yet obvious truths of our time? SW: It was obvious? Hanz: … SW: well, crap, I didn’t know. Hanz: Apparently not… SW: But a guy can’t last that long ALL the time. Hanz: … you do know I’m –not- perverted like you? SW: I mean every day? Cooped up, shagging someone for hours on end only to take a break for meals? I CALL BULL CRAP. Hanz: *sigh* SW: Come on Hanz, let’s go get to the bottom of this. Hanz: I’m not going anywhere with you. SW: GLAD YOU AGREEE!!! *grabs Hanz and drags him along* Hanz: … I could knock you senseless right now… SW: Only if we find out they aren’t shagging. Hanz: They’re not… SW: LIES! Hanz: … Donut’s not gonna be happy when I deliver you unconscious to his door… Outside the door to the Admin’s Lounge… SW: Okay, do your stuff. Hanz: What? SW: I said do your stuff. The password. Hanz: how is it you can even –see- this door? SW: Everyone can see it!!! Hanz: only the staff and such can see the entrance to this place… SW: Not really. Watch- hey Rodney! ZF!! Robo!!! Rodney: Hm? ZF: What’s up? Robo: Ahoy…? Why’re you talking to me? You never talk to me. D: You only talk to hot women. ZF: True. He’s an uncontrollable vat of hormonal instincts. SW: Can you see this door? *points to the admin lounge* Rodney: … what door? Robo: I see no door… that’s a nice piece of wall though. ZF: … what door? SW: :stabbity: Hanz: Told you… SW: IT’S RIGHT THERE!!! ZF: … *edges away slowly* SW: THE DOOR!!! Rodney: This is madness… SW: THIS IS A hugging DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!!! Robo: Okay, I’m allergic to insane people… let’s go, guys. Rodney, Robo, and ZF leave. Hanz: Told you so. *opens the door* SW: … I’m really crazy, aren’t I? Hanz: Are you finding out everything for the first time today? SW: *tear* In the hall… Rodney: Wow, Hanz paid us quite the pretty penny. ZF: Seeing SW’s face like that? Robo: Priceless. Rodney: For everything else in life... ZF: There's-- Kya: YAOI! Robo: ._. In the Admin’s Lounge… SW: WAIT!!! I HEAR SOMETHING!! Hanz: Hmmm? HoT: *inside of Ste’s room* You’re so dirty!!! Ste: *inside of Ste’s room* Why don’t we clean ourselves up then? HoT: *giggle* Ste: Let me just get this erect… SW: *nosebleed* Hanz: Should I start slapping my thighs now… or later… SW: They’re CLEARLY having sex in there. > Hanz: … SW: USE AAAAAAA CONDOOOOOOOOM!!! *kicks the door down* HoT: *screams* Ste: DAMMIT!!! A tower of popsicle sticks comes tumbling down. SW: … :stabbity: Ste: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?! SW: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?! HoT: ARTS AND CRAFTS!!! SW: YOU PEOPLE AND YOUR- wait, arts and crafts? Hanz: *cracks his knuckles* HoT: YEAH!!! I hardly get any time to Ste, so we make sure we spend quality time together!!! Ste: But she spilled all this paint over me… I’m so dirty now… SW: ._. HoT: What’d you think we were doing in here? Hanz: *runs up to SW and leaps in the air* SW: Well, truth be told, I thought you two were having – OMFG THE BACK OF MY HEAD IT BURNS OUUCH GREAT SATAN’S BUNION I THINK THE HEAVENS ARE RAINING DROPS OF HUGEMONGOUS FROGS … … SW: Ow… the back of my head… huh? SW is in the 281st’s office. SW: Hey Donut… Donut: … how do you think it looks when HANZ drops off your unconscious body to OUR door step? SW: Uh… ZF: *face palm* TJ: Glad you know how to disgrace your team, SW. SW: D: Jessica: And to think I came back… FOR YOU! SW: JESSICA!! YOU CAME BACK!!! Jessica: *leaves* SW: NOOOO!!! *cries* Hanz: *pats his back* Don’t worry … you’ll find someone else. Justice and love will always – SW: OMFG SHUT UP!!! YOU RUIN MY LIFE. The end. CAST [updated]: Team KG: Precious: The leader of KG, arrived with the team just in time to save Team New York. Tohru- Still trying to find a way to regain her powers, and ultimately, meet up again with her alterego, NegaTohru. MoM- Using her psychic powers and adept intellect, she often assists Precious in decisions. She helped pick up her ex-apprentice, Kikiyoda. HoT- Has the ability to fly and has a firm grasp on swordsmanship, she's also developing another power... the ability to bend time and space. Robo: Part human, part mechanized warrior, Hanz had built him. He recently built himself a beam sword and thanks to his modifications is able to adapt to any battle situation. Kya- A widely versed spellcaster, she's starting to take on more duties now. Frau- A pyrokinetic fighter who uses keyblades in lieu of swords. Bowties- MoM's apprentice, she's learning to become an adept spellcaster. She's been known to use ties to attack. Donut- [deceased] SW: Vice Captain of the 281st, he considers himself an adaptable, all-around fighter. Kikiyoda:[deceased] The Brothers of Light: Robby: The mysterious leader of the Brothers of Light. What their aims are have yet to be seen. His powers - a mystery. He recently defeated Donut in a duel, murdering him shortly after. LM- a technological genius that moved to KG from ZC, he's Robby's right hand man and consultant-at-hand. He is also a brilliant strategist with an IQ well over 200. TJP- An expert illusionist, though the citizens of KG know he fights exceptionally well too. TZ- KG’s ex-resident chemist as well as pharmacist, he’s exceptionally adept at his trade. Yvarg- Stealth and weapons expert alike, people wonder how he carries his enormous arsenal. He drives the Chemical Romance. Ataraxia: Formerly known as ZF, he has agreed to join the Brothers of Light after a short quarrel and humbling from TJ. Rodney: Is an ally of the Brothers of Light, used to be a full-fledged member until he supposedly "died" at Infinity Fortress. He's alive and well, and assisted Robby in the capture of K-Mage. The Maidens: Blaire- Has the ability to communicate with animals, though she was captured by the Brothers of Light. Invader- Extremely adept at healing, she also was captured. She awaits her fate with Blaire. K-mage- Captured/deceased. EPF- Captured/deceased. Previously, Team KG engaged the Brothers of Light at Snowpeak. Robby, their leader, struck a deal after kidnapping Blaire and Invader: Leave one person to battle him and he'll let the rest pursue the Brothers to their final destination. Donut opted to stay behind while the team gave chase to the Brothers on their way to Hyrule Castle, where it was revealed the last stage of the Brothers' plan was to unfold. Donut, in his battle with Robby, ultimately fell, allowing Robby to join his Brothers before they initiate their plan to "save the world." ... Meanwhile… on the Chemical Romance… LM: *pouring over some schematics* Rodney: So what do you think? LM: … Those medals you found match the documents exactly. Hate to say it, but you actually came through for us. It would’ve taken them ages to find these. Rodney: Them? LM: Well, I don’t mean to toot my own horn, but I’d be able to find all three a bit faster than you did. ;) Ataraxia: Pfft… medallions. Who needs ‘em? Bobmos, ether… blah. LM: They’re needed… for our Maidens. Behind LM is K-Mage and EPF, enclosed in crystals, and Blaire and Invader, bound and gagged. Blaire: MMMPH!!! MMM MMPH!!! TJ: Mmm mmm good! Campbell’s Chicken Noodle soup! Yvarg: What is that? TJ: A little something I picked up. Soup in a cup. Yvarg: Is it good? TJ: Yes it is, as a matter of fact. Blaire: RMMMPH!!! LM: *snaps his fingers and Blaire and Invader’s mouth gags come off* Invader: YOU!!! LM: Don’t make me shut your mouths again. Invader: … Blaire: LET US GO!!! TZ: No can do, beb. Yvarg: Exactly. LM, can you do the procedure without Robby? LM: What? I take that as an insult, if TJ could do it, then so can I. TJ: Rodney: So it –can- be done without Robby… LM: Of course. Watch. *walks up to Invader* Invader: You gonna make one of those crystal things? LM: Hardly. Once I rid your soul of that earthbound body, it’ll produce it’s own crystallization. Invader: How- *GASP* LM: *plunges his hand into Invader’s chest* LM pulls his hand out slowly, pulling out a glowing blue orb. He lets it float in the air, and it starts to take the form of Invader, encased in a crystal. Invader: WHAT DID YOU DO!? TJ: Ripped your soul from your body. Normally, an ordinary soul would just be that blue bubble. But you, a Maiden… Rodney: You have your own crystal to protect the core of your soul, your Essence. Ataraxia: Wait, she can talk? What happened to K-mage and EPF!? TJ: They… put up some rough negotiations. TZ: *whispers* They died. Ataraxia: WHAT?! TJ: Oh, don’t go on your noble trip again. Ataraxia: I was watching LM do this… and I thought you can do it without killing them… but those two died because you killed them unnecessarily!!! LM: Unnecessarily? We had to kill them, they wouldn’t let us come near them without a fight. Ataraxia: BUT THEY DIDN’T HAVE TO DIE!!! TJ: SHUT UP NOBLE BOY D: LM: *walks over to Blaire* Blaire: *whimpers* LM: *raises his hand* Ataraxia: *grabs LM’s hand* I can’t let you do that… LM: Let go of my hand. Ataraxia: No. Not until I speak to Robby about this. Robby suddenly appears. TZ: Speak of the devil. Robby: *looks around, analyzing the situation* Ataraxia: YOU KILLED EPF AND K-MAGE!!! Robby: … *looks at LM* What’re you waiting for? You have two hands. LM: Heh heh. *plunges his other hand into Blaire and rips out her soul* Blaire: *her soul follows Invaders and takes the shape of a human within a crystal* Ataraxia: NO!!! LM: *pushes Ataraxia away* Now… you were saying? Ataraxia: I no longer want to be with you guys… you bunch of murderers… Robby: Fine. We have Rodney, anyway. TZ: So get your mutinous Bum off!!! Ataraxia: I WILL!!! *goes to the edge of the ship and stops* TJ: What’re you waiting for? Ataraxia: Can you guys like, go lower? If I jump, I’ll kill myself. Robby: Don’t want to die? Ataraxia: … Robby: You shouldn’t have been so stupid with LM in the first place. Robby teleports everyone to the grounds of Hyrule Castle. Robby: It was nice working with you, but we have to let you g o now. *walks into the courtyard with the rest of the Brothers* Ataraxia: WAIT!!! I WANT TO COME BACK!!! *runs towards them but hits an invisible barrier* TJ: *turns around, snickering* > Ataraxia: *bangs his hands on the invisible wall* DAMN YOU, BROTHERS OF LIGHT!!! … *sighs* …. What now? Ataraxia leans upon a stone wall, looking decidedly dejected. Robo sets the ship down outside the entrance to Hyrule Castle, and the team gets out. Bowties: *looking off into the distance* HoT: Hey, don’t worry about it. When he gets here, we’ll have save the day. :) Bowties: *smiles* I hope so. HoT: What time is it anyway… *checks her watch* ACK! IT STOPPED AGAIN!!! Frau: Hah, what great “timing.” HoT: Oh ha ha, Frau made a pun. D:> SW: HEY!!! WHAT’RE YOU DOING HERE?! Ataraxia: *looking dejected, sitting on a wall near the entrance* … oh, hey guys. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME SONG: "Famous Last Words" by My Chemical Romance PURSUIT!!! TIME!!! DESTINY!!! WHAT IS GOOD AND WHAT IS EVIL!?! KG DREAMER- THE MAIDENS CHAPTER 7 It Always Starts and Ends in Hyrule SW: *draws his sword* TRAITOROUS PUNK!!! Ataraxia: Kill me if you want. I don’t care. SW: DAMN RIGHT, I – wait, what? Precious: What are you doing here, “Ataraxia”? Ataraxia: They… they fired me. Kicked me off. Let me go. Something like that… ARGH!!! *punches the ground* HoT: What a shame. *rolls her eyes* Kya: I hope you’re not expecting sympathy from us. Ataraxia: That’s the last thing I need, sympathy… Kya: Good, because— Ataraxia: *on his knees, begging* TAKE ME BACK!!! PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!!! I’M SO SORRY FOR WHAT I’VE DONE!!! MoM: LIES! AWAY, YOU SWINE! They planted you here so you can infiltrate our ranks!!! Tohru: We’ve fallen for waaaaaay too many of those in the past. We’re not making the same mistake again, you know. Ataraxia: But— Robo: Besides, you swore us off! Severed ties! I thought you hated our position on this “stupid war” of yours. Ataraxia: But they killed them!!! They killed EPF and K-Mage!!! MoM: That’s why we acte- wait, K-Mage too? Tohru: Oh dear… Precious: Tch… so that’s why they returned here… HoT: *looks at her watch* Precious: They’ve completed it… they’re going to start their sick ceremony. Ataraxia: I’m sorry I said what I said before, but— MoM: Apologies won’t do you good, TRAITOR! Precious: MoM, that’s enough. MoM: … my apologies. Precious: from the way I see it, we’re down a man. Donut’s not back yet. We –will- give you another chance, however… if you do anything to jeopardize the lives of my friends here, I will personally kill you myself. Ataraxia: Agreed. HoT: Guys… I… Robo: Not now!!! We have to stop them now that we got this out of the way!!! SW: WOOO!!! 281st again! Nice to have you back, buddy. Ataraxia: Thanks, bud. MoM: Quickly now, to the castle!!! The gang runs to Hyrule Castle. … Upon entering the Grand Ballroom… The clock is ticking. I can feel it. I –am- the clock. The Maidens are all in their crystals, with the Brothers in front of them, guarding them. Robo: Look… he was right! There’s K-Mage! And… and Blaire and Invader… Robby: Ah, hello everyone. I see you’ve come to join us for the festivities? Bowties: You… You’re here!!! But where’s Donut!? Robby: *shrugs* Fell behind. Bowties: NO!!! Frau: I’m tired of this. *ignites his hands* I can get things really hot, really fast… you all had better just drop what you’re doing, and surrender. TJ: Okay, we surrender! Tohru: What?! TJ: That was a joke Yvarg: Can we get this started already? There’s a world to save and all… I feel… different. I feel… Like the pen is in my hand. Precious: TEAM KG!!! TO ARMS!! STOP THEM!!! SW: *uses a flash step to appear right in front of the crystals* HANG ON BLAIRE, I’LL BUST YOU OUT OF THIS DIAMOND THINGIE! UNCE, KAIKOU!!! *stabs the crystal* SW gets blasted with energy and flies back towards the group. SW: ARGGGHH!!! THAT HURT LIKE A Biscuit! Bowties: So you can’t penetrate it!? TZ: Impossible. Even we can’t penetrate the crystal shell The Maidens themselves produce. They can’t stop it either, so they’re pretty much stuck like that for life. MoM: There has to be some way… we can’t just let them take them away from us… LM: Take them away from you?! Tohru: YES, YOU ROBBED THEM FROM US!!! LM: YOU CAN’T STOP US!!! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW SERIOUS I AM WHEN I SAY WE HAVE TO DO THIS!!! Precious: NEVER!!! WE CAME THIS FAR, WE WON’T LET YOU GO ANY FARTHER!!! SW: YEAH!!! AS MY FAVORITE OLD WIZARD USED TO SAY, “YOOOOOOOU SHALL NOT PAAAAAAAAASS!!!” >D TJP: But you’re all too late. Too late, and too weak to stop us. Btw, SW’s pretty pumped up, isn’t he? Didn’t he just get hit? HoT: NO!!! IT’S NEVER TOO LATE!!! Blaire: *reaches out her hand* Guys… help… Invader: We… you… you need to stop them… Kya: *drops to her knees, tearing* How can we save you… when… when it’s impossible? Blaire: I don’t know… Yvarg: It’s for the good of Hryule. It’s for the good of KG. It’s… Robby: It’s for the good of ALL OF YOU. LM: WHY don’t you believe us when we say we’re saving you people?! Ataraxia: NOT WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE TO ME!!! TZ: Hey, ZeF, since why do we care what you think? Ataraxia: WHY YOU— Tohru: *stops Ataraxia* ZF, no!!! We don’t want to do anything rash!!! Especially since… Robby: Especially since we hold their lives in our hands? Let me say it once again- YOU CAN’T TOUCH THEM! They’re to remain like that… FOR LIFE! Let me ask you something though- what is four lives to millions of souls? Precious: What… Robby: What if I told you that if we didn’t claim their Essences, the world would be in even more chaos than it already is? Can you imagine it? Anarchy raging worldwide, both on their soil and ours? Think of the blood, or of the children that will be born into this world full of hate. LM: This is why we’re the Brothers of Light. We’re the good guys. We’re saving the world. Rodney: *leaps down from the ceiling* Everything is ready. MoM: YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS WILL DO!!! I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE, AND YOU WILL ONLY BRING RUIN TO THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!!! SALVATION WILL BE OUT OF THE QUESTION!!! HoT: *looks up* I can rewrite everything… I can… TZ: NOBODY WANTS TO LISTEN TO YOUR CROCK-POT OF LIES, MoM!!! YOU CLAIM YOU CAN READ THE FUTURE, BUT CAN YOU SAVE IT?! Robby: That is something only we can do now. Rodney, start it. Rodney: *holds up a medallion* BOBMOS!!! The crystals glow red and start to rise from the ground. Blaire: *screams* Invader: IT’S STARTING!!! OMG IT’S STARTING!!! Kya: NO!!! Rodney: *holds up another medallion* QUAKE!!! The ground starts to shake as the crystals glow green. Precious: *draws his sword* I’m not gonna stand for this any longer… KG!!! TO ARMS!!! I… I can save the world. Frau: *draws his keyblades* Right behind you, Precious. LM: *appears in front of Precious* We warned you: No interruptions. *kicks Precious in the face* Precious: ARGH!!! *flies off to the side* Frau: PRECIO— AAAAAAAHHHH!!! *grasps his stomach* Robby: *withdraws his sword from Frau’s body* LM: ANYONE ELSE!? No one says anything. LM: That’s what I thought. Now, we can— Precious: *shakily* Who are we? Robby: *turns around* Excuse me? Precious: I asked, ‘Who are we?’ Frau: *looks around* Where’s HoT?! Kya: What?! HoT’s gone?! Frau: Yeah!! First she stares at the ceiling and now she’s gone!! MoM: What?! Precious: WHO THE BLOODY HELL ARE WE?! Everyone else: … KG. Precious: I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!! Everyone else: KG!!! Robby: You know, if you keep this up, I’ll have to shut you up. Precious: Let me ask you all again… Robby: *walks towards Precious, with his sword drawn* Precious: WHO- Rodney: *holds up a medallion* ETHER!! Precious: ARE- The crystals glow blue and start to float up high above their heads. Precious: WE?! Everyone else: KG!!! Robby: Too late. Always too late. *stabs Precious in the heart* MoM: NO!!! NO—GAAAAAH!!! *grasps her throat, and falls to the ground* TZ: The Perfume of Spices. One whiff and it breaks down your internal organs, all while making you suffer the spiciest heat you’ve ever tasted on your tongue. MoM: *shrieking* Frau: DON’T COUNT ME OUT… I CAN STILL FIGHT, DAMMIT!!! *swings his keyblade at LM* LM: I seriously don’t have to employ any strategy to kill you, do I? Frau: What? LM: *kicks Frau down* Frau: GACK! DAMN YOU, LM!!! LM: *materializes a diamond sword and plunges it into Frau’s heart* SW: ZF! ZF: YES?! SW: DYNAMIC DUO TIME!!! TJ: Oooooooor not. SW: What? One of TJ’s cards appears behind SW. TJ: Turn around. SW: *turns around slowly* A million swords fly out of the card, leaving SW unrecognizable. ZF: NO!!! SW!!! *turns to TJ* YOU BASTARD!!! TJ: Ah shaddup, no one likes you. YVARG!!! Yvarg: *comes behind ZF and slices his head off* Tohru: Where are you… Nega-Tohru… TZ: Care for a whiff of my scents? Heh heh heh… Robo: *cocks his arm buster* STAY AWAY FROM HER!!! STAY AWAY FROM US ALL!!! TZ: Or what? TJ: OMFG HAX LIGHTNING!!! AAHAHAHAHAH!!! An immense bolt of lightning appears from another one of TJ’s cards and engulfs Robo, which after it disappears, leaves him motionless. Tohru: *screams but falls silent* Yvarg: Quick and painless. *withdraws his nodachi from her heart* Kya: *throwing waves of energy at Robby* Robby: *deflecting them all with his sword* Kya: I HATE YOU!!! YOU… ALL OF YOU!!! Robby: Say goodnight, Kya. *raises his sword* Bowties: NOT SO FAST!!! *lashes out a neck-tie-whip and stops Robby’s sword* Robby: Oh, I thought we missed someone. TJ: Want me to take care of her? Robby: Not at all… *snaps his fingers* A clone of Robby appears in back of Bowties and kicks her to the ground. Bowties: AHHHH!!! Kya: BOWTIES!!! Robby: Join Donut… and everyone else… in hell. *snaps his fingers* A column of light engulfs Bowties, and when it disappears, not a trace of her is to be seen. Kya: Bastards… all of you… Robby: We should be slinging insults to you, dearie. After all, you aren’t letting helping the good guys win. Doesn’t that make you sad? Kya: Not in the slightes- *gasps* Robby: Didn’t think so. *withdraws his sword from her heart* TJ: Ahh… and that’s it. Yvarg: Okay, now what? Rodney: Aren’t you going to continue with the ceremony? LM: How could we forget? Ha ha. Robby: Yes, let’s come together, Brothers… let us usher in together an era… of light. KG DREAMER- THE MAIDENS ENDING THEME: "Mad World" by Tears for Fears THE END. … … … … … Where am I? HoT gets up slowly and shakily. HoT: What the… I’m… I’m atop Snowpeak? No… not Snowpeak… Looking around, HoT finds herself amidst snowy plains. HoT: How… how did I get here? I didn’t want to come here… I… DP: You’re here because we brought you here! HoT: *turns around* What?! Haku: Hello, HoT. We are the Guardians of the Realm, the Guardians… of Destiny. TO BE CONTINUED IN KG DREAMER: THE HoT CHRONICLES!!! STAY TUNED NEXT WEEK FOR A THREE DAY SPECIAL!!! THREE DREAMERS, ONE A DAY!!! Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 AND NOW, THE FIRST DREAMER FOR THE WEEK!!! ________________________________________ After a tremendous struggle, Team KG managed to confront the Brothers of Light. However, due to a grave miscalculation and serious underestimation, the Brothers trounced all of the members of Team KG, wiping them off the map... Except... for one. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: "Dare You To Move" by Switchfoot Life. Love. Evil. … Where am I? HoT gets up slowly and shakily. HoT: What the… I’m… I’m atop Snowpeak? No… not Snowpeak… Looking around, HoT finds herself amidst snowy plains. HoT: How… how did I get here? I didn’t want to come here… I… swear, the past… Saviors in the past, present, and future. Haku: This is the past, little chickling! DP: You’re here because we brought you here! HoT: *turns around* What?! Haku: Hello, HoT. We are the Guardians of the Realm, the Guardians… of Destiny. KG DREAMER- The HoT Chronicles: Day 1 Hit the ground running Haku: I still think Harbingers of Fate sounds cooler. DP: But “Harbingers”… ? It sounds so morbid. Haku: We’re MEN. We’re supposed to be manly and stuff. DP: Which, by the way, I’m actually leading in manliness. Haku: Sheer LUCK, I tell you. I’m gonna take your points. DP: Not if I make you my prison Biscuit-- HoT: HEY!!! Can someone PLEASE tell me WHAT THE Hug IS GOING ON!? DP: Well I can tell you one thing- you’re not dead. HoT: APPARENTLY! Haku: Don’t listen to him, HoT— HoT: HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?! *draws her sword* DP: Now, now- we’ve been sent by MoM long ago to make sure when you got sent back in time that you’d have a guide. Haku: Because we all know if people go randomly skipping through time, they’ll hit the waaaaaaay long off future first, then dinosaurs second, then— HoT: MoM put you up to this?! How do you know her?! WHY DID SHE TELL YOU TO KIDNAP ME?! DP: We didn’t kidnap you, gosh… Just watch the hologram. *brings out what looks to be a card* HoT: Credit? I’m sorry, I only take cash, punk. DP: Oh, that’s real funny. What, did you eat a comedian for breakfast? DP tosses the card into the air, and the scenery around them changes. HoT: what are we— Haku: It’s a memory card. It allows us to visit our memories and examine things in detail. DP: This is KG, circa just after MoM met Precious. MoM is busy flipping through her book. Flashback Haku: Why can’t you prepare for something like this later? Flashback DP: It won’t happen for quite a long time… Flashback Haku: And quite frankly, I don’t want to be hanging out in limbo waiting for her. Flashback MoM: You HAVE TO if you want everyone’s lives to be saved. Flashback DP: WE JUST GOT HERE!!! Flashback MoM: *holds his hands* This is why I regrettably have to do this. For both of you. Remember- we’re talking about saving the world here. HoT: Wow, a lot of people try to “save the world”, huh? DP: Got that right. ‘Cept the Brothers of Light didn’t. Flashback MoM: Now, you are to train her to take down— Flashback DP: We remember, don’t worry. Besides, it’s all in this heavy book you gave us. Flashback Haku: I guess this is it then. Flashback DP: Farewell, MoM. Flashback MoM: I hope I’ll see you soon. The scenery changes back to the snowy plains as the holograms of the memory fade away. HoT: … train me, huh? DP: Of course. Haku: I’m not sure if you’ve noticed, but while you have great intermediate sword skills, that’s about all you have. HoT: I can bend time and space! Haku: Yeah… uh, you can’t do it at will –correctly- so we’re gonna hold off on doing –that- for a while. DP: Yep, that’s lesson number… well, that’s after these lessons. HoT: What’s the first lesson of this mythical task I’m training for then? Am I training to beat someone or something? Haku: Well, we’re going to endow you with more skills to use at your disposal. If you recall the Hero of Time, Link, he was able to possess magic of the ancient goddesses. We’ll get to the rest later, okay? HoT: Yes… I see. Haku: We’re going to teach you something similar so you’ll have your own Din’s Fire, Nayru’s Love, and Farore’s Wind. HoT: *nods* DP: Any questions? HoT: Are you guys really from KG? I have a little trouble believing your story. DP: Considering we only stayed there for a grand total of three days before getting sent here, I have to say we’re not “official” members. Haku: But we will be, as soon as we can get you to bend time and space correctly. DP: But that’s later. HoT: So what will all this lead to…? Haku: The Brothers of Light kill your friends. ALL of them. We’ve been assigned to guide you to a point in time where you can fix all of that from happening. HoT: WHAT?! THEY DIE?! WE HAVE TO SAVE THEM!!! TELL ME WHERE TO GO BACK IN TIME!!! Haku: Calm down. You can’t do this if you’re frustrated. You’re doing this to prevent future events from happening, so they won’t die once you’re done fixing the timeline. HoT: Then… then… how do I fix the timeline? DP: All in due time… Are you able to battle right now? HoT: I guess… DP: *throws a rock at HoT* HoT: What the… *hits the rock with her sword* The rock explodes, flinging HoT back. HoT: HEY!!! Haku: *behind her* the first thing you’ll learn is to protect your self. It’s a rather simple-in-concept magic, yet it’s extremely powerful when done right. It’ll protect you from almost anything. HoT: Mind telling me what it is? I see him rolling a snowball… DP: Hee hee… Haku: don’t mind him. He’s able to charge objects with kinetic energy by tapping into their stored potential energy, causing them to explode. DP: Make-shift bombs RULE! HoT: But— Haku: someone has to beat this into you, and someone has to guide you through it. This is why there’s two people with you. Now, the magic you’ll be performing is a yellow bubble that will be around you, protecting you from most attacks. At its strongest, it is nigh impenetrable. HoT: Okay… WHOA! *jumps aside from the snowball DP threw* BOOM!!! Haku: The incantation is but one word- Protego. The strength of the spell will depend on how much energy you put into it, as well as how much will power is put in. HoT: Will power? Haku: How much do you want to protect yourself? HoT: Ah… DP: Is she ready? Haku: Try something small first. Oh, and HoT, you won’t be needing your sword. You’ll be on defense, remember? HoT: Right. *sheathes her sword* DP: *throws a rock at HoT* HoT: *concentrates* PROTEGO!!! A yellow bubble forms around HoT. HoT: I DID IT!!! The yellow bubble fades. Haku: *smacks his forehead* BOOM! HoT gets flown back from the blast from DP’s rock. DP: CONCENTRATE!!! HoT: *gets up, shaking herself off* Yeah, yeah… I know. DP: *chucks another rock* HoT: PROTEGO!!! The yellow shield bubble surrounds her once more. The rocks make contact with the bubble. BOOM!!! The explosions don’t penetrate the bubble. Haku: Great job!!! A tad shaky, but it works! DP: *leaps into the air* Time for LEVEL TWO!!! *brings out some cards and throws them all at HoT* HoT: HEY!!! THAT’S TOO MUCH!! DP: If you do the spell right, it won’t matter!!! HoT: Tch… PROTEGO!!! *holds her hands out* The yellow bubble glows stronger. Haku: Concentrate… The cards his the shield, all exploding upon impact. Smoke covers HoT, and soon neither her nor the bubble can be seen. DP: *lands on the ground* … did she make it? Haku: I don’t know DP, you just barraged her with an avalanche of explosions. Would YOU be okay? DP: Yeah I would, because I’m a pro. The smoke clears… and the bubble is still intact. HoT: *disperses the bubble, breathing heavily* DP: WOOO!!! YOU MADE IT!!! Haku: Knew you had it in ya! HoT: … NEVER DO THAT AGAIN!!! DP: ._. HoT: I COULD’VE DIED!!! DP: But you didn’t! HoT: D:> Haku: Heh, if you have a problem with that, then wait ‘till you try our practical examination for your second spell. HoT: What’s my second spell? DP: It’s called Blizagga. It will serve as your primary offensive spell. HoT: Well on with it then!!! How do I learn it? Haku: Simple. Imagine… a blizzard…. HoT: Yeah… Haku: And focus it in one spot. HoT: Huh? DP: We’re serious. And when we say “one spot”, the area that is around a person. Haku: Yes, think of a circle around a person. DP: And let her rip. HoT: Okay… DP: Saying the incantation first will be key. After that, you’ll begin to focus your energy and will the blizzard to manifest within that spot. Haku: With practice, you’ll be able to do it faster and faster, leaving less time to charge it up as your mind gets used to it. DP: But you won’t be able to get there unless you pass the test. HoT: So what’s the test? DP: *snaps his fingers* The scenery changes from the snowy plains to a warehouse. HoT: What are we doing here… in this warehouse…? Haku: Shopping in bulk! DP: *brings out a cart and poses* Haku: Nothing beats getting stuff at these prices! DP: Yep! HoT: EXCUSE ME! DP: Cool your jets D: Haku: Yeah, we don’t get out much. HoT: Apparently… DP: ENOUGH! TIME FOR YOUR TEST!!! Haku: Come on DP, to our spectator’s booth~ DP: WOOO! DP and Haku disappear. HoT: HEY!!! WHAT’S MY TEST, DAMMIT!!?! THWOMP. DP: *from the spectator’s room* AND HEEEEEEEERE COMES THE CHALLENGER!!! THWOMP THWOMP. Haku: Coming in at TOO HEAVY TO COUNT… GYEEEEEEEEEEEERAAAAAAAAA!!! DP: THE MUTANT RAAAAAAAAAANCOOOOOOOOOOR!!! HoT: OMFG!!! Mutant Rancor: *looks at HoT from behind a few shelves* HoT: uh… guys… DP: Use your attack!!! HoT: What? MR: *knocks down the two story shelves with one swipe* HoT: AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *runs* MR: *chases after her* GYYYYYYEEERRAAAAAAAA!!!! HoT: *leaps aside as crates and barrels come tumbling down* MR: *stops* HoT: NOW!!! *leaps up onto of it’s head* On it’s back looks to be six canisters, fused into its skin. HoT: It’s life source…? MR: GYEEERA!!! HoT: No time!!! *brings out her sword and cracks one of the canisters open* DP: oh no. Haku: Not good, definitely not good. FLASH!!! HoT: WHOA!!! *gets flown back from a burst of energy excreted by the MR* MR: *looks like it’s about to throw up* DP: AND HERE COMES THE DEVASTING RADIOACTIVE BARRAGE!!! Haku: One can only hope our Heroine knows what to do… DP: AND THERE IT IS!!! MR: *opens its mouth and unleashes a torrent of green, radioactive liquid* Haku: WHOA!!! THAT’S A HUGE LOAD!!! TSUNAMI SIZE ATTACKS, KEN! DP: RIGHT YOU ARE! HoT: NO TIME TO DODGE!!! crap!!! PROTEGO!!! *holds her hands out and the yellow bubble encompasses her* The flood of green liquid flows around the bubble, leaving HoT unscathed. MR: *slumps its shoulders, breathing heavily* DP: Now would be a good time to employ a magic attack, seeing as the Mutant Rancor needs time to charge! Haku: Indeed! HoT: Heh… whatever you say… *holds her hands out* HoT begins to glow. HoT: BLIZZAGA!!! HoT’s hands turn icy blue as a blue aura surrounds her. DP: Will she be able to do it? Haku: I don’t know, but—WHOA!!! FLASH!!! Haku: My… my goodness… DP: This… isn’t possible… The entire warehouse is covered in ice and snow, and the Mutant Rancor is encased in a block of ice. HoT: Wow… DP and Haku teleport right next to HoT. Haku: THAT’S what we’re talking about. DP: Throwing caution to the wind and making you react to dangerous situations is the best way to beat these techniques into you… HoT: Got that right!!! Look at what I did!!! Haku: A bit over the top, but effective nonetheless. DP: It is, as you’d say… Haku: Getting off to a running start? DP: Precisely. HoT: Oooooh. So what’s next guys? I bet I can master this all in a day. DP: Not really. We have to rest and relax. Haku: Recharge the batteries, so to speak. DP: And get a good night’s rest. HoT: Where’re we gonna be going? Sleeping in a cave in that… snowy place? DP: Not at all… we’re going to go to KG. TO BE CONTINUED… FLASH!!! DP and Haku… given the task to train HoT! But for what? After a long day with HoT mastering two spells to add to her arsenal… they head to KG… … are they going back? Find out in the next KG Dreamer: The HoT Chronicles! KG DREAMER ED THEME: "Nakushita Kotoba" by No Regret Life END of KG DREAMER- The HoT Chronicles: Day 1 Hit the ground running __________________________________ CATCH THE NEXT ONE ON WEDNESDAY!!! Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 _____________________________ Previously... on KG Dreamer... After narrowly averting a decidedly grim fate from the Brothers of Light, HoT used her time travel powers to throw herself back in time to save Team KG... However, two men, DP and Haku, pulled her out of her travels and told her that if she were to save the members of KG, she was to train to defeat... a certain someone. That being said, she learned the protection spell, Protego, and an offensive ice spell, Blizagga, to help her achieve this goal. But night is falling... and they need a place to sleep. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: "Beside You in Time" by Nine Inch Nails Life. Love. Evil. HoT: What?! We’re going back to KG!? DP: Yep. Haku: That’s where we always go to sleep at night. DP: Every night. Saviors in the past, present, and future. HoT: Then how come I’ve never seen you guys at KG?! DP: Well, it’s a little complicated. Haku: VERY complicated. DP: The powers we’re able to gain while living in this realm lets us visit a moment in time, and linger in it. Haku: Putting everything on freeze frame, no communication whatsoever. THAT’S why you aren’t able to see us. DP: So you ready? HoT: There’s so much of this I don’t understand… Haku: You don’t need to. DP: Besides, don’t you want to see Precious? KG DREAMER- The HoT Chronicles: Night 1 Shed a Tear ‘Cause I’m Gone HoT: Precious?! What does he have to do with this?! DP: Nothing… it’s just that I’m sure you miss him. HoT: I… *sighs* Yes, I do. DP: From examining other freeze frames of times, we can tell you two love each other. Haku: Yes, and we’d like to give you the chance to at least go see him. HoT: But… can I… DP: You’re in the same boat as us. No communication whatsoever… because communication will be flat out impossible. Haku: it’s like delving right into a photograph. Everything stands still, you’re just moving around. HoT: But— DP: Do you –want- to sleep in a cave? HoT: No… ugh… you guys are giving me a headache. =_= Haku: Not a problem, you can sleep in a bed. DP: Yes, then tomorrow we’ll get down to more business. HoT: Like what I’m supposed to be stopping… Haku: Exactly. DP: *snaps his fingers* The trio is now within the halls of KG. HoT: Why’s everything sepia…? DP: For a nostalgic feel. Haku: Yeah. Color photographs don’t get you as choked up as sepia ones. DP: And black and white ones- HoT: Okay, that’s it. Shh. Haku: Gotcha. HoT: *looks around* So when exactly are we? DP: Technically, this is roughly two weeks after Infinity Fortress. HoT: Ah, so— DP: Okay, my turn to shush you. Shhhh. HoT: … DP: I’m gonna go take a walk around the grounds, Haku will show you to your room- HoT: I know where my room is, thank you! DP: *throws his arms up in the air and walks away* HoT: What’s gotten into him? Haku: Oh, nothing. He’s just trying to seem more manly. HoT: Ah. Does he know that’s not helping? Haku: Of course. Doesn’t stop him anyway. HoT: Ah. Haku: I’ll let you go now. I’m going to take my mandatory meditation period up on the roof. HoT: Oh, okay. Haku: Being a Harbinger of Destiny takes a lot of stress on your mind. HoT: Go on, get out of here. I need some alone time anyway. Haku: *curtsies then walks away* HoT: Did he just curtsy…? HoT walks down the hall to the Admin’s lounge, where Precious’ room is. She enters the room, and sees Precious, alone on the bed. HoT: … wait, where am I? Oh, I think I know. HoT peeks out to look at the Admin kitchen, where she’s frozen fixing herself a cup of water. HoT: Thirsty. I remember now. HoT goes back into the room and climbs into the bed, and lies down next to Precious. HoT: *sighs* It’s been one hell of a ride, Precious. I try out my time traveling powers for the first time, trying to save you all from the Brothers of Light, and I get stuck with these two… guys. Have you ever seen them before? Precious: *frozen in a peaceful state of dreaming* HoT: Well, I’m apparently supposed to be saving all of us from something. They told me you all died. Precious: *frozen state of peaceful dreaming* HoT: I miss you, Precious. I haven’t seen you in a day and it feels like it’s been forever. *holds his hand* I’ll do what I can for KG. To keep everyone alive- MoM, SW, Tohru, Kya… *leans in and whispers in his ear* …and especially you. HoT kisses him on the cheek before curling up next to him, a tear rolling down her cheek. She falls asleep. … … In the morning… on the roof… Haku: *standing on the edge, looking at the sunrise* HoT: *walks up next to him* Morning. Haku: Hey, morning. HoT: I’m ready, Haku. Haku: So am I. HoT: *looks around* Where’s DP? Haku: *looks around* Dammit, he didn’t wake up yet, that punk. HoT: Huh? Haku: Come with me. They both go downstairs… to MoM’s room. HoT: What’re we doing here? This is MoM’s room. Haku: *opens the door* DP is asleep, his arms around MoM, who is in a frozen state of peaceful dreaming. HoT: … Haku: Quick, think of the manliest way possible to wake up DP. HoT: Okay… how about something like having a voice only he can hear, like speaking parseltongue or something? That’d TOTALLY freak him out. Haku: No it wouldn’t. *brings out a squirt bottle* HoT: Oh my god. Haku: *squirts water on DP’s crotch, then sprays some in his face to wake him up* DP: Hmm… wha… *wipes some of his drool* Haku: *throws away the water bottle* DUDE!!! CHANGE YOUR PANTS!!! *points at his crotch* DP: *looks down* OMFG!!! NOT AGAIN!!! IT’S LIKE THIS EVERY DAMN MORNING!!! sphereical object!!! HoT: *giggles* You… pee every morning? Haku: Yeah man, that’s SO not manly. I get another 200 manliness points for your lack of manly material. DP: I’m beginning to think this is a daily thing. Haku: It is. You pee in your pants, I get 200 points. We’re good. DP: *sighs* HoT: Oh, what’s this? *picks up the squirt bottle* Haku: HEY!!! D DP: A squirt bottle…? *looks at the bottle, then his soaked crotch, then the bottle again* HoT: *steps out of the room* DP: COME ‘ERE YOU D Haku: AHHHH!!! NEGATIVE MILLION MANLINESS POINTS FOR COMING ONTO A GUY!!! TAKE AWAY A MILLION MORE FOR IT BEING ME!!! DP: *harming Haku* Later… in front of KG… HoT: You two have sorted everything out? DP: *sighs* Yes. Haku: Of course. HoT: Great, now you guys can tell me what we’re gonna do in the past. DP: Yeah… your mission. Haku: I won’t say we’ll be glad to tell you… I’ll just say we’ll tell you. DP: Yes, tell you that you’ll have to revisit Infinity Fortress again. HoT: What?! Why?! Haku: To stop a man from unleashing horrific evil, and thereby cursing everyone at KG’s future. HoT: Who?! It’s Cr8zy, isn’t it? I think I can handle him now. DP: No, that man would be nothing without the one you’re going to kill. HoT: Who is it? Haku: His name… is Alucard. TO BE CONCLUDED… ED THEME: "Shooting Star" by HOME MADE kazoku END of KG DREAMER- THE HoT CHRONICLES- Night 1 Shed a Tear ‘Cause I’m Gone Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 After narrowly averting a decidedly grim fate from the Brothers of Light, HoT used her time travel powers to throw herself back in time to save Team KG... However, two men, DP and Haku, pulled her out of her travels and told her that if she were to save the members of KG, she was to train to defeat... a certain someone. That being said, she learned the protection spell, Protego, and an offensive ice spell, Blizagga, to help her achieve this goal. The need to rest and recuperate was at hand though, so with powers given to them by MoM, the trio headed to a memory of KG, a faux KG, where they would be able to sleep for the night. Afterwards, HoT learned the identity of the person she'd have to stop: Alucard. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: "Famous Last Words" by My Chemical Romance Life. Love. Evil. DP: You’ll have to revisit Infinity Fortress again. HoT: What?! Why?! Haku: To stop a man from unleashing horrific evil, and thereby cursing everyone at KG’s future. HoT: Who?! It’s Cr8zy, isn’t it? I think I can handle him now. DP: No, that man would be nothing without the one you’re going to kill. Saviors in the past, present, and future. HoT: Who is it? Haku: His name… is Alucard. KG DREAMER- The HoT Chronicles: Day 2 The Great Joint Struggle Union Redux [DJ DeLorean Mix] HoT: Alucard? How can we stop the future from killing him? I mean, shouldn’t we at least kill Cr8zy? Or The Brothers of Light?! Haku: If you want to kill the weed, you have to pull it out at the root. DP: Who do you think brought Cr8zy back to life? HoT: Huh? Haku: Remember, Cr8zy turned up dead a long time ago, remember? Guess who killed him. HoT: Donut always said Hanz did it… DP: He’s wrong! It was Alucard!!! HoT: What!? DP: And who brought Cr8zy back from the dead? HoT: Alucard…? DP: Correct! Haku: Alucard is an exceptionally powerful spell-caster. When he comes upon Infinity Fortress, he finds out how to resurrect Cr8zy. Unfortunately, Infinity Fortress is a palace soaked in evil- Alucard delved into its secrets, and therefore was forever changed. DP: When he resurrected Cr8zy, he “infected,” so to speak, Cr8zy with this evil. That’s why Cr8zy appeared as he was- trying to annihilate KG. HoT: So we have to stop Alucard. DP: Yes. HoT: How do we find him? Haku: Simple- with your powers. HoT: What?! Haku: You’ve already been to Infinity Fortress, you can teleport there. DP: All that’s left to do is think back to the time he would have been there… Haku: It was not long after your travels in the RPG worlds. HoT: Oh… so that’s where he went! I always wondered why we didn’t see him afterwards… DP: Are you confident enough in your powers? HoT: I… I am. Haku: Then grab our hands. HoT holds DP and Haku’s hands. Haku: Anytime you’re ready, HoT. HoT: *closes her eyes and concentrates hard* DP: About time we get to escape from this dimension… whew. FLASH! HoT, DP, and Haku are at the entrance to Infinity Fortress. HoT: Did I do it? DP: *takes out a pocketwatch* Yep, we made it at the right time. Haku: Great job, HoT! HoT: Phew~ DP: Now… to find… Haku: Alucard. DP: Keep your guards up, people. Alucard: *behind them* Well hello, hello, hello… What are you doing here, HoT? And who are these dashing gentlemen? Haku: *turns around, enters a ready pose* YOU! Alucard: Me. HoT: What happened to your hair…? Alucard: I got a haircut after that blasted Role-Playing Game. Haku: No one cares about your hair, Alucard… We know about your plan! Alucard: oh? DP: *rolls up his sleeves* And hate to sound all cliché and all, but we’re gonna stop you. Alucard: Three against one, that’s hardly fair. Especially with Miss Fly-so-High here. HoT: *draws her sword* I can do more than that. Alucard: Oh, I’m sure you do, because I just KNOW you three aren’t stupid enough to confront me on a whim. Haku: You’re right, we aren’t. Alucard: So… first thing I’m gonna do is throw you a curve ball. DP: Bring it on. Alucard: Kuchiyose- Edo Tensei. *smiles* Haku: BLAST!!! HE’S… HE’S… DP: HE WOULDN’T USE THAT IF— Alucard: If I didn’t already find The Wall… yes, I found it. The souls in there are plentiful- I could pick anyone I want. However… I want these two. *nudges his fingers in an inviting motion* CRASH!!! Two wooden coffins rise from the ground next to Alucard, one on each side. Alucard: I’m sure you remember Dark Link… He’s been waiting for revenge ever since your KG lot killed him off… Out of one coffin, Dark Link bursts through the wood with his sword. HoT: *gasps* Alucard: And as you may remember, a member of the KG faithful died just so someone could learn the “secret of KG” … Allow me to introduce Cr8zy. The top of the other coffin falls, revealing Cr8zy, who steps out. Haku: Is he… DP: No, this is before he… before he transformed him. Alucard: *attaches seals to the back of Cr8zy and Dark Link’s heads* HoT: What’s that, huh? Haku: The Edo Tensei technique allows you to reanimate corpses with the spirit and image of someone who’s died… but you can’t control them. You need to affix those seals he put on them to do that. DP: They’ll bend to his will. Haku: okay team, here’s the plan- split up, take a man. DP: I’ll take Cr8zy. Haku: Dark Link will be mine. Alucard: *rushes in to strike HoT with a black tendril* HoT: *blocks the tendril with her sword* Alucard: This means you’re all mine. *licks his lips* Dark Link: *runs towards Haku with his sword drawn* Haku: *throws a few kunai at him* Dark Link: *blocks them with his sword and slashes at Haku* Haku: *dodges the blows then kicks him aside* DP: *throws rubber balls at Cr8zy* Cr8zy: *dodges them all effortlessly* You’ll have to do better than that. Outsmart me, if you can. DP: Tch… *grabs a deck of cards*… wait, where’d HoT go? Atop the roof of Infinity Fortress, HoT and Alucard are exchanging blows. Alucard: You can’t stop me like this, you know! HoT: WHAT DO YOU KNOW!? Alucard: Plenty. *spreads his arms out* Dozens of black spears appear around Alucard. Alucard: *points to HoT* The black spears all are shot towards her. HoT: PROTEGO! The yellow shield protects her as the spears are deflected. Alucard: I see… the strongest shield spell known to man… HoT: Bet your Bum it is!!! Can’t hit me now, can you? Alucard: Ah, but Miss Heroine of Time… I’m no mere man. HoT: ._. Meanwhile… at DP and Haku’s fights… Haku: DAMN!!! *blocking Dark Link’s sword with a kunai in his hand* Dark Link: … Haku: *kicks Dark Link down* KAGEMANE NO JUTSU- SHADOW POSESSION TECHNIQUE!! Haku’s shadow morphs and travels on the ground in a straight line until it connects with Dark Link. Dark Link: … Haku: Got you now… Dark Link: … Haku: Aren’t you worried? I just sealed all your movements, what you do is entirely dependent on me. Dark Link: I’m made of shadow. This technique is useless against someone like me. *starts walking towards Haku* Haku: *gulp* DP: *throwing cards at Cr8zy* Cr8zy: *lazily dodging them* The fate of the world in your hands? Feh. DP: I’M TIRED OF THIS, DAMMIT!!! *grabs another box of cards and throws them up in the air* Cr8zy: Ooooh. DP: ALL IN OR BUST TECHNIQUE!!! *holds his hands out* The cards fall all around Cr8zy, surrounding him in a rain of playing cards. DP: *brings his hands together for a loud clap* KA-BOOM!!! All the cards explode, engulfing Cr8zy in a ball of fire. Haku: He did it? OOF- *gets knocked in the face with Dark Link’s shield* Dark Link: Pay attention, dammit. As the smoke clears, Cr8zy is standing there, some chunks of his body gone, and other parts burned beyond recognition. DP: You’re… you’re still standing?! Cr8zy: *starts to regenerate his body parts and restores his condition to normal* DP: THAT’S NOT POSSIBLE!!! Cr8zy: His spell, not mine. I’m sorry, but I dearly have to kill you now. *lightning crackles from his finger tips* On the roof… HoT: BLIZAGGA!!! Alucard: TOO SLOW!!! *slices at HoT* HoT: *blocks Alucard’s sword with her own* DAMMIT!!! Alucard: *reaches and grabs her throat* HoT: *gags* Alucard: You’re a damn bloody nuisance, you know that? You’re not even fit to wipe the scum from my shoe. HoT: *trying to get out of his grip* Alucard: If it relieves you, I’m going to have Cr8zy launch this massive attack on KG. After killing you, I’ll resurrect you only to have you go with him and kill every single person at KG… in front of Precious. HoT: *stops* Alucard: After he goes through the pain of seeing you slaughter his faux-family, I’ll force you to fight him, and make you weak enough so that he’ll have to endure the pain of killing you, at which point I’ll pick him up and— FLASH!!! Alucard: GAAAH!!! *lets go of HoT* HoT: *glowing, with a bow in one hand and golden arrows in the other* Alucard: What the… HoT: Light Arrows. They were enough to kill the Dark Lord, Ganondorf… let’s see where they take you. *draws one and shoots it at Alucard* Alucard: *whistles, and tilts his head slightly, allowing it to shoot past him* HoT: NO!!! Alucard: Again, too slow. That, and WAY too obvious. HoT: SHUT UP!!! *shoots another arrow at Alucard* Alucard: *dodges it* Face it- you came here to stop me, but you aren’t stopping anything. Maybe you got me a tad pissed off, but that’ll only make me drop your corpse off at KG, along with the other two stooges. HoT: *shoots another arrow* Alucard: *dodges it again* Can’t you learn? You’re being far to slow, I’m beginning to think you’re not smart enough to comprehe- HoT: What did you say? Alucard: I said, I’m beginning to think— HoT: No… before that. Alucard: Oh… well, you’re too slow. *starts walking towards HoT* HoT: *closes her eyes and opens them* Alucard is frozen in action, just about to take a step. HoT: Okay… now I have you. *draws a Light Arrow* Meanwhile… back on the ground… Dark Link: *fades to ashes* Cr8zy: *fades to ashes* Haku: *wiping a cut on his face* What was that?! DP: I don’t know… they… disappeared…*walks over to Haku* Haku: Wait, that could only mean… FWOOSH!!! A black tendril lands at DP and Haku’s feet. Haku: *looks up slowly* DP: Is he… HoT: I’m behind you guys, stupid. Haku: *turns around* YOU DID IT!!! DP: YES!!! The three come together and hug each other. DP: WE SAVED THEM!!! EVERYONE!!! WE CAN GO BACK NOW!!! Haku: How I waited for this day… HoT: Thank you… both of you. I was able to master my powers and learn a few new techniques…now I can save KG. Haku: Didn’t you hear us? You already did. HoT: What? DP: Thanks to you, Cr8zy won’t be resurrected, there won’t be an attack on KG, and everyone will be alive. HoT: But the Brothers of Light- Haku: The Brothers of Light were conceived because of Alucard and Cr8zy. With both of them gone, there won’t be any need for the Brothers of Light. DP: Face it- you changed history. HoT: Wow… I… I can do that? DP: You’re not gonna abuse your powers, are you? HoT: of course not!!! D:> Haku: Very well then. Grab our hands, and bring us back to KG. Er, future KG. Think back to the time when you left with everyone to take on The Brothers. DP: Yes, you’ll be able to see the changes more profoundly. HoT: Okay, let’s go then. *grabs Haku and DP’s hands* DP: Now let’s go back… TO THE FUTURE!!! Haku: You just couldn’t resist that one, could you? DP: What? It's very manly to recite awesome movie quotes. Haku: But... that movie? DP: IT WAS AWESOME, DAMMIT D HoT: Guys. Pssh. FLASH!!! The three are just outside of KG’s front gates. DP: *sighs* Haku: *smiles* HoT: Guys… we’re home. KG DREAMER ENDING THEME: Look What You've Done by Jet THE END of THE HoT CHRONICLES Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Meanwhile… within KG… MoM: WHERE ARE THOSE STREAMERS!!? I KNOW I ASKED FOR STREAMERS!!! Torn: Damn, cool your jets, they’re on the side of the banner. MoM: THE BANNER IS CROOKED!!! Rodney: … Frau, help me fix it, will you? Frau: Can do. Blaire: Wow… it really came around from this morning, didn’t it? Robby: Considering it’s –only- a banner and some streamers? TJ: Well, all those balloons that SW and ZF blew popped… Bowties: What? How? ZF: You don’t want to know… SW: Or do you… *thrusts his hips in the air* Silver: *looking out the window* Quick! They’re here!!! MoM: PLACES EVERYBODY!!! Precious: Yes, we’ve waited a long time for this day… MoM: Homecoming. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: “Sign” by Mr. Children FRIENDS!!! MEMORIES!!! PEACE!!! RESTORED TO NORMAL ONCE AGAIN: KG! KG DREAMER NEO CHAPTER 1: Tadaima. Meanwhile, at KG’s front gates… DP: *sighs* Haku: *smiles* HoT: Guys… we’re home. The three walk across KG’s expansive front lawn. Together, they trained HoT to become a worthy warrior so that she could take down Alucard, whom DP and Haku revealed was the key to saving KG from a devastating past. HoT used her powers to time travel with DP and Haku back to the appropriate time in the past to defeat him, and upon doing so, returned to the future back at KG. Now, they approach the front door… DP: *shaky* HoT: What’re you so excited about? Haku: You know… *wink* HoT: Ah. DP: Hey! I haven’t seen her in over three years!!! Haku: That’s true. He’s gone crazy. HoT: I’m sure she’ll have missed you too. DP: *knocks on the door* HoT: … why’re you knocking? DP: Huh? HoT: We live here, dummy. DP: Oh, right. ._. HoT: *opens the door* FLASH!!! Everyone: SURPRISE!!! DP: *screams* Haku: *screams* HoT: ._. Everyone: WELCOME HOME!!! MoM: THE BANNER!!! Robo: RIGHT! *pushes a button* A banner unfurls from the ceiling that reads, “WELCOME HOME, HoT, DP, AND HAKU!!!” HoT: *leans towards DP and Haku* … they were expecting us? MoM: Of course!!! You three were on a three year trip to attain legendary artifacts from across the world, and now you’ve returned!!! Haku: *whispers to HoT* Go with it. MoM’ll explain it later. HoT: Oooookay… DP: *separates from the trio and runs towards the crowd* HoT: Whoa! MoM: *breaks from her crowd and runs towards DP* The two rush into each other’s arms, locked in a warm and long overdue embrace. MoM: Oh… I’ve missed you so much. Never let me do that again. DP: I spent every waking moment and many sleeping ones thinking about one heart, one person- you. MoM: Oh, Phan-kun!!! *kisses DP* SW: :stabbity: MoM!!! MoM: *turns around* What?! SW: YOU NEVER SAID YOU WERE TAKEN!!! MoM: What? SW: YOU WERE MY SAFETY NET!!! If I were to fail in getting together with anyone by 30, then I would’ve asked you to marry me! FLUSH GOES THAT PLAN!!! MoM: I’m sorry SW, my heart was always with DP. SW: Aww. Torn: Hey!!! Is the party over? Donut: I’m missing Lost, dammit. D MoM: Yes, yes, thank you for participating in our Homecoming ceremony, you can all go on your ways now!!! The members of KG disperse and go on their way. Haku: I’ll catch you guys later. DP: Okay man. Haku: *goes off* HoT: Where’s Precious? I didn’t see him down here… MoM: Oh, he’s in the Admin Lounge, I was told to escort you to him after explaining everything to you. HoT: Ah. MoM: Providing you carried out the mission as planned… *glares at DP* DP: Sam-chan! I swear, we did! HoT: What is this “Phan-kun” and “Sam-chan” ? DP: Our little nicknames for each other. *blushes* MoM: Anyway… come this way, HoT. KG’s changed a lot since you last remembered it. The three start walking through the halls of KG. HoT: So tell me MoM, what’s up? MoM: Well, when you reversed the timeline, you literally changed our world. A lot of people who died lived, a lot of unnecessary fighting didn’t occur, basically- we lived in peace. HoT: Okay. MoM: I was able to suppress everyone’s memories so that no one except me, you, DP, Haku, and Precious would have powers. I realized it was something detrimental, these powers, that would lead to our downfall again, so I cast a spell on everyone so no one would get that hunger for power and be the next Cr8zy or Brothers of Light. HoT: Following you so far… MoM: While we have been able to save a few lives, there was one important one we lost in an unfortunate accident. Despite what you did, the attack from PiD and Yoh still took place, and Hanz sacrificed his life to save everyone. The three stop and look out a window to see a statue in KG’s courtyard. It’s a statue of Hanz, which has a plaque that reads: Hanz: Forefather and Friend “Justice and Love will always win.” DP: Oh dear… HoT: Wait, how? I thought you erased everyone’s memories and they can’t use their powers? MoM: Well, Hanz didn’t count, he was— HoT: Not him, I meant PiD and Yoh. MoM: Well, they weren’t originally from KG, were they? My spell couldn’t have affected them. It was bloody chaos, mind you- people were wondering what the hell was going on, and we couldn’t tell them. Eventually… Hanz just stepped up, and that was that. HoT: Oh… oh dear me… MoM: Come now, he wouldn’t want us dwelling on it. HoT: Remind me to leave some flowers later… DP: Me too… The three continue walking to a noisy part of KG. HoT: Why’s it so loud? MoM: This is the social area, as well as the self-proclaimed “hot-spot” for the 281st Division. HoT: There’s still a 281st? MoM: Yes, they think they’re the bloody military and bodyguards of KG. ZF: JUSTICE AND LOVE!!! SW: I’LL DRINK TO THAT!!! HoT: Wasn’t that what was engraved on Hanz’s plaque? MoM: Well, when he passed, the 281st decided to honor his legacy by swearing they’d be there to protect KG if anything were to happen. HoT: Ah. I also see members of the Brothers of Light mingling around… MoM: Well, I’m sure DP told you, but since you defeated Alucard, there hasn’t been a need for a “Brothers of Light.” Everyone’s fine with each other. Kikiyo: UNEDUCATED MEXICAN!!! Rodney: For the last bloody time, I’M DUTCH IRISH!!! Silver: *cough* Still unconfirmed!!! Blaire: :lol: MoM: I’d appreciate it if you don’t mention anything to anyone- no one “remembers” anything because, like I said, I rewrote their memories. HoT: Okie dokie. MoM: Moving on… The three approach the Admin’s Lounge. MoM: Well, this is where me and DP leave you. DP: Yep. Remember- no talking about our mission or anything from the old timeline. HoT: Gotcha. MoM: Oh, and on a last note- Precious was forced to change his name because so many people were after him. HoT: What did he change it to? MoM: Ste. Short, sweet, and totally unrelated to “Precious.” HoT: Alright. MoM: Well, I’ll just—Oh! HoT: *hugging MoM* MoM: What’s this for? HoT: Thanks for believing that I could save KG. MoM: Not a problem, I always knew you could do it. *smiles at HoT* HoT: *smiles at MoM* DP: Okay MoM, let’s get going… I’m dying for a drink. MoM: Quite! Dinner should be perfect to go with that drink as well! DP: If you say so~ DP and MoM skip away. HoT: *gulps and enters the Admin’s Lounge* Electronic Greeter: Greetings, member HoT. Ste: *turns around* HoT: *sighs* Hi. Ste: *smiles and walks up to her* Three years. HoT: You know, it was only two days or so for me since I saw you last. Ste: Well, aren’t you lucky? I mean, here I was, waiting so long for— HoT: *passionately kisses Ste* Ste: … now see, THAT’S what my life was missing. HoT: Just that, huh? Ste: Well, besides you and all. HoT: Shut up and kiss me. *smiles* Ste: With pleasure… Meanwhile… in the Asylum Lounge… Kya: I’m craving some coffee or something. Anyone want anything? K-Mage: Nope, I’m fine. Barty: I’ll take a water. ZF: Green tea. You know how I like it. *wink* Kya: Gotcha~ *walks over to the coffee bar* SW: *pops up from behind the counter* Hello! How can I help yooooooou? Kya: SW!? ._. SW: I’m the new cashier. Kya: Well, I’d like a— SW: I heard all the orders, and made all of the drinks ahead of time. *brings out a tray* Kya: Sankyuu~ EEEE!!! *drops a cup of coffee* SW: *in a jumpsuit* Not to worry! The new janitor is on the job!!! Kya: ._. SW: *brings out a mop* Torn: *sitting on the couch* Can’t you find something good to watch? EPF: Like what? Torn: I don’t know, something better than OLDEST hugging REALITY SHOW IN THE WORLD!? Tohru: Actually, I was wondering if we could change it too. Kikiyo: Well I LIKE THIS SHOW D EPF: YEAH!!! Robo: *clicks the TV off* Kikiyo: OI!!! Frau: If you guys don’t settle on something and shut up, we’ll have to ask the new electrician to just uninstall the TV. SW: *in an electrician’s uniform* That’s right! Kikiyo: Mods all bogging us down and crap D Barty: VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!! LM: There’s only one way to settle this… TJ: Settle what? We have TVs in our own rooms, you know. ZF: Yes… only one way… SW: SEXUAL INNUENDOS!!! Barty: In –your- endo. *winks* SW: *sniff* I’ve taught you well. Tohru: Can you say gross…? Kya: Sure can D: ZF: No, I meant the only way to settle this… is… Barty: Flipping a coin? Kikiyo: Rock, paper, scissors? Torn: Smashing the TV in? Because you know, THAT would solve everything. ZF: A SUDDEN DEATH GAME SHOW THINGIE!!! SW, the lights please. The lights dim low. ZF: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE WE HAVE TWO TEAMS- TORN AND TOHRU VERSUS EPF AND KIKIYO- BATTLING TO HAVE RIGHTS TO THE TV!!! Torn: Go team? Tohru: Woooo!!! Kikiyo: YOU’RE GOING DOWN!!! ZF: Our lovely assistant, Vanna Whit—I mean, SW… SW: *in a dress, looking pretty, holds up a sign that says ROUND 1* ZF: Okay gang, you’re to answer questions from the audience. Once you stumble upon a wrong answer, that’s it for you! The team to answer the most questions gets it!!! EPF: I’m game!!! Kikiyo: HEAVEN OR HELL!!! LET’S ROCK!!! SW: Yes, Kya, first question for Team Torn! Kya: Who’s sexier- Link… or… LINK!? Torn: wtf? Tohru: OOOH!!! IT’S LINK!!! ZF: ONE POINT! Torn: I’m not complaining. EPF: CHEAP SHOT!!! ZF: Next question, LM! LM: What is the meaning… of cheese? Torn: … dammit, if you’re gonna be asking these weird ask questions, keep the damn TV. ZF: WRONG! ASSISTANT, DO THE PUNISHING BLOW!!! SW: *unces Torn* Torn: OMFG *kicks SW in the face* ZF: TEAM KIKIYO!!! IF YOU ANSWER TWO QUESTIONS, YOU CAN WIN IT!!! FIRST QUESTION- GO ROBBY!!! Robby: What is Robo’s full name? EPF: ROBOKAT!!! ZF: CORRECT!!! FINAL QUESTION!!! SW!!! Kikiyo: What?! EPF: WHAT?! Rodney: Things are getting interesting. SW: YES!! I HAVE A QUESTION!!! EPF: *face palm* SW: Have I sprayed myself on either of you? Kikiyo: OH GAWD D EPF: GROSS!!! SW: Because you know, if I haven’t, I can do so now… *winks* EPF: NO!! NEVER!!! ZF: CORRECT!!! YOU WIN OWNERSHIP OF THE TV!!! Kikiyo: YEAH!!! WOOO!!! ZF: Wait, where’d it go? Kikiyo: HUH?! The TV is nowhere to be found. Frau: *coughs* Kikiyo: WHERE’D YOU PUT THE TV?! Frau: TV? What TV? I don’t know what on Earth you’re talking about. Kikiyo: ALASBFBLBAFB— Frau: *glares at Kikiyo* LM: That’s enough everyone, why don’t we call it a night. We’ll find the TV in the morning. EPF: <_ okay.> Kikiyo: D: Torn: Okay, night everyone. Kya: Good night! SW: Nighty night, chickies~ Tohru: See everyone in the morning! Robo: *yawns* Everyone goes to their rooms after bidding everyone good night. Meanwhile… in Ste’s room… HoT: Good night, love. Ste: Love ya. And in MoM’s room… DP: *snoring up a storm* MoM: … Looks like being able to sleep in a warm bed really means a lot to you. DP: *still snoring* MoM: I’m glad you make me feel I mean a lot to you too. *kisses DP on the forehead* And one by one, the lights in KG go out as everyone falls asleep. … … However, around midnight, a figure is roaming the halls… And she comes upon a door. The door opens. Bowties: *steps through the door and closes it softly* Sorry I’m so late guys, I almost forgot. Within the room is Robby, LM, TJ, Yvarg, TZ, Donut, SW, and Kya. Robby: It’s alright, Bowties. Bowties: *takes a seat* TJ: Now that we’re all here, we can start. Robby: Yes, thank you all for once again attending mass for welcoming and praising our New Egyptian Overlords. KG DREAMER ED THEME: Thnks Fr Th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy ALL IS NOT AT PEACE!!! WHAT IS THIS MYSTERIOUS GATHERING!? ALL WILL BE REVEALED NEXT TIME… ONG KG DREAMER NEO!!! END of KG DREAMER NEO CHAPTER 1: Tadaima. Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Meanwhile… in the News And Updates Conference Room… Everyone’s sitting, buzzing and chatting. Hanz: *steps up to the podium* Quiet down now, everyone. The room quiets down. Hanz: Now, as you know, we have gathered you today— TJ: *dressed up in a minister’s getup* For the joining of holy matrimony… of… er, joining IN holy matrimony… of SW and Hanz. SW: *in the bride’s outfit* Hanz: *always in a stylish suit* SW: OH, HONEY!!! Hanz: … Robo, hold my jacket, I’m gonna kill someone. Robo: Who?! Donut: LONG LIVE THE BRIDE AND GROOM!!! THIS HAS BEEN A 281 PRODUCTION!!! Hanz: *grabs a skirt* Him. Donut: ._. SW: STOP!!! DP: … LM: … MoM: … *nudges DP* Why… did we just stop? Tohru: *in a deep voice* Hammertime. Everyone starts getting their freak on. … … … SW: *at the podium* And that film, ladies and gentlemen, is today’s ice breaker. Phaeon: … I’m calling my agent. I need more screen time. Bowties: No way, you were in there? Phaeon: Surprising, isn’t it? SOMEONE PROMISED ME I’D BE IN IT MORE!!! SW: *whistles and looks away* HoT: So SW, are you gonna tell us WHY you called for a press conference in the News Room in the first place? SW: well, as you all know… TJ: *brings out a bible* SW: We’re uh, done with that part, TJ. TJ: *saddened and puts the bible away* SW: well, as you all know, ZF is away on vacation in Japan. Meanwhile… in Japan… ZF: THE LIGHTS!!! THE SOUNDS!!! THE FOOD!!! … OMFG WHAT THE HECK IS THAT IN THE VENDING MACHINE?! IS THAT… Robby: Lingerie and condoms? Yes, yes it is. ZF: OMFG ROBBY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?! Robby: I make clones, remember? Among my other talents. ZF: Oh, cool. Let’s go grab some Yakinuku. Robby: I’m down with that. Random Chinese Lady: NIHAO!!! ZF: … *looks around* RCL: … what wrong? You need happy ending yes? I give you for million dolla. ZF: … this is Japan… uh… Nihon… Robby: Yeah, you belong in China. RCL: No stop me. Have chopstick, will travel. ZF: This is so stereotypical. Who wrote this script? Back at KG… SW: SO… since ZF is on vacation, we held a competition to see who should take his place. IT WAS EXHILIRATING!!! Phaeon: *looks around* Where’s LM? Meanwhile… in Japan… AGAIN… RCL: *approaches LM* Hey you stranger dude. You like happy ending? *wink* LM: Uh… ZF: *turns around* LM!? LM: ._. Robby: Hey, buddy!!! ZF: Isn’t LM the loaded one? LM: That’d be… Phaeon… :shifty: Robby: LIES!!! This round, and all future rounds, of sake… ARE ON OUR BUDDY LM HERE!!! LM: I ONLY CAME HERE TO TAKE MY GIRLFRIEND SOMPLACE NICE!!! WHAT HAVE I DONE TO PISS DESTINY OFF SO?! RCL: You have a touch of destiny about yeh… LM: Really? Tell me more!!! RCL: Give me million dolla for your destiny. LM: :stabbity: ZF: Tourists traps, ouch. Robby: Tell me about it… Back at KG… SW: So… after a tough and trying competition… Bowties: *holds Donut’s hand* HoT: *hold’s Ste’s hand* DP: *holds MoM’s hand* TJ: *holds Phaeon’s hand* Phaeon: … wtf? TJ: Phaeon: … Kya: I don’t need to hold hands with anyone right now. *brings out a camera* TJxPhaeon’s fine with me for now. Phaeon: ._. halp. SW: THE WINNER OF THE REPLACEMENT ZF CONTEST… IS… FLASH!!! SW: KYAAAAAAAAAA!!! Kya: OOOOH!!!~ Bowties: *shrugs* Ah well, I tried. Donut: I know you did, sweetie. HoT: D Ste: ._. MoM: … You’ll always be the ZF to my SW, Phan-kun. DP: Aww… thanks, love. Hanz: Curses… my plans will have to wait for another day… Phaeon: … TJ: *ahem* Phaeon: Uh, maybe next year, dude… TJ: Thanks man. One of the manliest consolation speeches I’ve heard this year. 10 points. Phaeon: Yes! Kya: *runs up to the stage and tackles SW* SW: ._. Kya: We’re gonna have SO MUCH FUN TOGETHER!!! SW: Bow chicka bow wow… The next day… Kya: *cracks a whip* COME ON!!! I DON’T HAVE ALL DAY!!! Ste: Kya: STE!!! STOP CRYING!!! IT RUINS THE INTEGRITY!!! *adjusts the camera* SW is in leather pants with no shirt on while Ste’s in nothing but an oversized bath robe. HoT: Ste’s… sooooo many degrees of hot… Tohru: Mmm, I know. HoT: But… it’s SW… Tohru: Mmm, I know. Frau: Does nothing phase you? Tohru: *shrugs* SW: Um, I hope because of this, your opinion of me hasn’t lowered. Ste: Not at all… I um, get this sort of thing all the time. Kya: MORE PASSION!!! Ste: *cringes* Kya: PERFECT!!! *snaps the camera* NEXT!!! Donut: … Bowties, let’s get out of here. Bowties: Do we have to…? Donut: … are you kidding me? Kya: TIME FOR THE CAPTAIN AND VICE CAPTAIN SHOT!!! Donut: Stay if you like, I’m leaving. *runs the hell away* Bowties: :lol: Hanz: *walks down the hall* Kya: HANZ!!! SW!!! THE ODD COUPLE!!! Robo: RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!! Frau: OH NO!!! IT’S TOO LATE!!! Hanz: *forced to sit in the chair by Kya* Kya: Perfect! SW!!! PUT ON YOUR LEATHER PANTS OR I WILL BURN THEM!!! SW: *whimper* All this for yaoi… Phaeon: Come on Hanz!!! You can still get out!!! Hanz: believe me, every bone in my body is screaming “HELL NO” but it’s Kya… I trust Kya… Kya: Awww… for that, we’ll only take a short shot… SW!!! UNCE AGAINST HIS BODY!!! SW: *crying* THIS IS NOT HOW UNCING IS SUPPOSED TO BE USED!!! A week later… ZF: We’re back!!! LM: And I’m skint broke… Robby: Best vacation ever. Kya: Ooooh!!! Just in time, I’m passing out my KG Special Yaoi Picture Book!!! ZF: … *nosebleed* LM: Your what? Kya: *gives on to LM and skips away* Robby: *opens the book* … OH GOD!!! LM: MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!! ZF: … *takes the book* I’m saving you two, now you guys owe me one. LM: WHATEVER YOU SAY!! WHATEVER YOU SAY!!! Robby: MY CHILDREN!!! THEY’VE BEEN CURSED!!! ZF: NOW INTRODUCE THE DREAMER!!! LM: AND NOW FOR KG DREAMER NEO- Robby: CHAPTER TWO!!!! *** *** The three walk across KG’s expansive front lawn. Together, they trained HoT to become a worthy warrior so that she could take down Alucard, whom DP and Haku revealed was the key to saving KG from a devastating past. HoT used her powers to time travel with DP and Haku back to the appropriate time in the past to defeat him, and upon doing so, returned to the future back at KG. They had changed the future alright- everyone at KG is alive and well, save Hanz, who died sacrificing himself for KG in the Yoh and PiD incident. There were no Brothers of Light, no Cr8zy going on a rampage, everything seemed perfectly fine... until midnight came. Meanwhile, in the wee hours of the night in a meeting room at KG… TJ: Now that we’re all here, we can start. Robby: Yes, thank you all for once again attending mass for welcoming and praising our New Egyptian Overlords. Everyone: All hail our New Egyptian Overlords. Robby: I for one welcome our New Egyptian Overlords. How about you? Everyone Else: We as one welcome our New Egyptian Overlords. Robby: And now, to give the floor to our leader. *steps back* Donut: Thanks Robby. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: Calypso by Hans Zimmer FRIENDS!!! MEMORIES!!! PEACE!!! RESTORED TO NORMAL ONCE AGAIN: KG! KG DREAMER NEO CHAPTER 2: Conning 101 Donut: *clears throat* Now, as everyone knows, HoT, Haku, and DP have come back. LM: Yep. Donut: I want you guys to be honest with me… who thought this was problematic to our plans? SW: … Bowties: … Donut: Anyone? Don’t be shy. Barty: *raises his hand* Donut: Well GUESS WHAT, I—wait, BARTY!? In an instant TZ, SW, and LM have Barty on his knees with a sword to his neck. Yvarg: Well, you gotta admit- this is a surprising twist. Robby: Yes, yes… you would’ve thought Ste would’ve sent someone more… Kya: Qualified? Ha ha. Barty: Ste didn’t send me!!! I followed her!!! *points to Bowties* Bowties: So THAT’S who was following me!!! Robby: tch… Kya: The only thing that remains now… *bends down to Barty’s level* … how much do you value your life? Barty: *gulps* A lot, ma’am. SW: *puts an octopus on his head* Do yooooh feee-yah death-uh? Donut: Let him go, and for goodness sake get him on a chair. I want him to hear this as well. LM: If you say so… TZ and SW put Barty on a chair. Barty: ._. Donut: Now, as I was saying, the three coming back is –not- problematic at all. In fact, now that they’re back, we can start to throw everything into motion. Kya: Heh, you know, me and some of the guys were kinda getting impatient… TJ: I’m just itching to come out with my powers again, you know? Man, I have so much more stuff for my Plagiarism Works, you know? Barty: Powers? What powers? Donut: … Nancy, have you been paying any attention at all? Barty: … Nancy? *whimpers* LM: Allow me to explain. Donut: *shrugs* Floor’s all yours. LM: *slaps Barty with a glove* Listen to me. Are you listening? Barty: Yes.. . LM: *slaps Barty again* Are you sure? Barty: Positive!!! I promise!! LM: *slaps Barty again* Bowties: What was that one for? Totally unnecessary in my opinion. LM: ‘Twas fun. Barty: LM: Barty, what if I were to tell you the “upper elite” of KG- Ste, MoM, and our prodigal members DP, Haku, and HoT- were hiding something from us? Barty: Well I— LM: It was rhetorical, Barty. PAY ATTENTION. *slaps Barty with the glove* Now, what if I were to tell you that what they were hiding from us were our actual memories? Memories that we had, shared, and lived from some sort of past life? Barty: … LM: Doesn’t feel good, does it? Knowing that MoM’s casting this huge spell over everyone at KG, hiding something from them that shouldn’t be hidden in the first place? And what if I told you that these memories were memories of how to actually utilize super powers, like flying and manipulating fire? Barty: O_O LM: Yes, apparently everyone at KG is special in a way that they can use powers beyond the imagination- and MoM, Precious, and the rest of them want to make sure we don’t have them so we don’t overthrow their little “throne.” Barty: Wow... I don’t know what to say… LM: We are the lucky few who were able to sneak into her secret chamber and release our memories. We can use our powers, but the rest of KG can’t. If they found out we did such a thing, what do you think they’d do? Barty: Um… hunt you down? Donut: Exactly, which is why we’re going to let you go now. You aren’t to tell anyone about us, ever. You aren’t going to associate with us. You’ll look at us and think about nothing. In return, we’ll make sure you live… a life of pleasure. Barty: Huh? SW: Think about it, bud- you haven’t been the most popular guy around here, have you? Barty: NO THANKS TO YOU!!! Yvarg: The feeling of being popular and accepted is a powerful trigger for bliss and happiness. Humans normally can’t resist it. Barty: They… everyone… will like me? TJ: We can make it so. Barty: How?! Robby: Never mention us again and we’ll work some magic for you. Trust us, it’ll work. Barty: Okay… I promise. Bowties: And if you break this promise… Kya: We can take your life! Barty: ._. Robby: Now go, on with you. Shoo. Barty: *rushes to the door* Donut: Stop. Barty: *stops at the door* Donut: Part of this plan will require you fashion a new name. Tell everyone… you want to be called “Genn.” Short for “Gennaro.” Genn: Affirmative. *exits* Donut: *sighs and stretches his arms* Now that that has been taken care of… brothers, sisters, let’s talk business. *brings out and opens a suitcase of papers and scrolls of parchment, and begins laying them out on the table* SW: Wow, Donut… seems pretty… intricate. Kya: Hope it’s not too much for you to handle. :tounge: SW: I can handle anything, baby. Robby: Donut, LM, and I came up with the plans and schematics for this to work. Everyone has a part to play. LM: Yep, so pay attention and take notes, everyone. Welcome to Conning 101. … … … Later… in the morning… HoT: *yawns and rolls over to see Ste, and smiles* hey. Ste: *rubs his eyes and smiles back* Well hey yourself, ha ha. HoT: Very funny, pssh. Ste: Want something for breakfast? HoT: Are you gonna cook it? Ste: Are you kidding? That’s the 281st’s job. They run our cafeteria. HoT: WE HAVE A CAFETERIA?! Ste: Yep, though they’d prefer it if you called it… a “gourmet dining room.” HoT: *lies back* Wow. Things really have changed. Ste: Like you wouldn’t know. In the cafeteria… Frau: Eggs Benedict, uh… side order of bacon. Bowties: Alrighty, coming up! Please step this way for your order. Next! Rodney: … I can’t decide on what to order. Invader: It’s not that hard… Rodney: Waffles? Or waffles? Tohru: OCTOPUS. SW: *comes out with an octopus on his head* I CANNOT BE SUMMONED LIKE SOME MONGREL PUP-UH! Rodney: you know, that sounds like an excellent idea. An order of octopus, please. Tohru: Make that two! MoM: In the morning? You people scare me. Rodney: It’s an acquired taste. Bowties: *grabs a microphone* Um, guys? These two just asked for OCTOPUS!!! Do we serve octopus? SW: *from the kitchen* HELL YES!!! ZF: *from the kitchen* TIME FOR ACTION, BABY!!! TJ: *from the kitchen* … Here, Captain, I got us some blind folds. Donut: *from the kitchen* Thanks, TJ. HoT: *walks into the cafeteria with Ste* Ah… smells great. ZZT. The lights go out. Torn: … I smell… the ghey. SW: NOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU SMELL… US!!! *hops on a counter and a spotlight is on him* Torn: Told you. ZF: *hops on the counter as well, with the spotlight* TIME… TO… Everyone in line: UNCE!!! Everyone chants “UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE” while SW and ZF throw themselves at Rodney, rubbing him all over. Rodney: HELP!!! WILL SOMEBODY HELP ME?! I’M BEING VIOLATED IN MORE AREAS THAN A GHETTO BLOCK!!! SW: THAT WAS JUST APPETIZERS!!! *dives in* Rodney: :stabbity: HoT: OMG!!! Ste: Ha ha, someone ordered something that was off the menu again. HoT: That’s what they do when it’s off the menu!? Rodney: *throws SW off of him* Ste: Yep. So far, Torn and MoM were the only ones to walk away with having a strip tease. ZF: AND THE SHOW ENDS THERE FOR YOU!!! *points to Rodney* REMEMBER TO ORDER OFF OF… the menu. *does a sexy pose of some sort* SW: And now, for Miss Tohru… a dance, if you may. *starts to unbutton his shirt* Tohru: ._. MY VIRGIN EYES!!! MoM: *hits SW with one of the cafeteria tables* GO BACK AND COOK US SOME BREAKFAST, DAMMIT!!! WE DON’T NEED YOUR… YOUR INDECENT SHOW OF INDECENCY AT THIS INSTITUTION!!! SW: *whimpers and crawls back to the kitchen* ZF: *goes back and turns the lights back on* Genn: *sitting at a table with Robo, eating cereal* This is why I love it here, it’s never boring. Robo: *eating a sandwich* Got that right. MoM: AND THE NEXT TIME YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT, I’LL… I’LL… Kya: How about we have a girls night out and discuss what evil things we can do to him? > Blaire: OOOOH!!! I LOVE the sound of that. MoM: BEHOLD… THE POWER OF BRAINSTORMING!!! Bowties: *rings a bell* Order up! HoT: Well okay, let’s go get in line. Ste: After you, mademoiselle. The two get in line for breakfast. KG DREAMER ENDING THEME: Sophomore Slump or Comeback of the Year by Fall Out Boy EVERYTHING SEEMS FINE! EVERYTHING IS FINE!!! OR IS IT…? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON KG DREAMER NEO!!! END of KG DREAMER NEO CHAPTER 2: Conning 101 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Meanwhile… at KG… Torn: … wtf is this? Silver: It’s a sign, Torn. Torn: … Silver: It says things on it. Torn: I KNOW, WOMAN! Silver: Tee hee~ Robo: How… to fight? Tohru: Why’d we need to know how to fight? The sign read: HOW TO FIGHT 101 TAUGHT TO YOU [for FREE!] By the 281st DIVISION!!! MoM: What on earth is this nonsense…? SW: NONSENSE?! DID I HEAR SOMEONE CALL OUR LESSONS… NONSENSE?! TJ: If you didn’t, you need your ears checked. ZF: We feel, as the defenders of KG, that we should pass on our valued techniques to you all. Torn: … humping things at random? TJ: The 281st does not condone that sort of thing in the slightest!!! SW: ._. *stops humping the wall* Invader: Well… what kind of fighting are we gonna be learning? TJ: Sword play, to be exact. Rodney: Really now? What type of sword style? ZF: Well uh… there’s… katana… Rodney: That’s not a sword style. ZF: Well uh… TJ: If it helps, Yvarg’s gonna be helping us out, he’s always been an aficionado of the art. Rodney: Okay. Kya: *whistles loudly* LADIES!!! ASSEMBLE!!! Kya, MoM, Tohru, Bowties, Silver, Invader, Blaire and HoT gather in a huddle. SW: *gets on a table* NEEEEWS TEAAAAAAAM!!! ASSSSSSEEEEMMMBLEEEEE!!! Someone randomly throws a shoe at SW. HoT: What’s all the cause for the hub hub? Kya: We can HURT SW!!! MoM: *gasps* Bowties: What? Why?! That’s such an inhum- MoM: I LOVE IT!!! Blaire: Ooooh… that’ll pay him back for his “cheesy marathon” from yesterday. Kya: Huh? Blaire: He repeated cheesy one-liners… for the whole day. D: Invader: Ouch… MoM: All right sisters, we’re gonna do this then!!! Cheers! All the girls laugh maniacally. Robby: *nudges LM* Should we be worried…? LM: Yes, we should. Well, he should. *points at SW* SW: *trying to affix a camera above the huddle* Down the shirt shots… God’s gift to those who can’t join the huddle… KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: Kiwi by Maroon 5 FRIENDS!!! MEMORIES!!! PEACE!!! RESTORED TO NORMAL ONCE AGAIN: KG! KG DREAMER NEO CHAPTER 3: You Look Familiar, Have I Threatened You Before? … … Later… at the lessons… Donut: Thanks everyone for coming, we wouldn’t be able to pull this off without our extra volunteers, please give a hand up for LM, Robby, Yvarg, and TZ. Everyone applauds. Donut: Now, before we split you guys up into pairs… how about we give you a little demonstration? Do we have any volunteers? All the girls raise their hands. TJ: Uh, Yvarg’s doing this demo. A whole bunch of hands go down. Robo: *hand still up in the air* SW: Ah, okay, Robo, come right on up here! Robo: *gets to the front of the class* Yvarg: Now, since this just practice, we built bokuto, or wooden sword, for you all to use. *hands Robo a bokuto* Robo: *accepts it and swings it around gracefully* Yvarg: Now, I want you to come at me with everything you can. Audience, pay attention to my defensive techniques. Robo: Okay… here I come!!! *goes forward with a downward slash* Yvarg: *blocks it and takes a step back* Robo: *issues a side attack* Yvarg: *steps back and blocks it again* Robo: I think I can get the hang of this… Yvarg: Hah, after two hits? Robo: Yeah…it’s like… I’ve held a sword before… Robby: *looks at Donut* Donut: *looks at Robo* Yvarg: Ah ha ha… uh, so… where’ve you held this sword before? Robo: Can’t say… WHOA! *blocks a sudden attack from Yvarg* Yvarg: *smiles* Just as I thought- it’s not that you’ve held it before, it’s just that you’re a natural born swordsman. Robo: Really? Yvarg: Really. Let’s duel a bit, shall we? Robo and Yvarg start exchanging hits with their bokuto. DP: *whispers to MoM* What was that about? MoM: I don’t know… can you go check the crystal for me? DP: No problem. MoM: You know what to look for. DP: *gets up* I’m gonna take a quick trip to the bathroom. Donut: Okay, come back soon! Yvarg: *locked swords with Robo* You’re quite good!!! Robo: Now I know why they asked you to do the demo! Yvarg: *smiles and withdraws* I hope you all were paying attention, because that’s exactly what you’re gonna be doing. ZF: Now, if everyone can get into an orderly line… your first technique teacher for the day will be SW. All the girls make a dash to get in line. SW: ._. TJ: Ah ha ha, all these ladies to yourself, and you won’t be able to enjoy it. SW: Yeah I can, because I’m a PRO. ZF: What? How’s that possible? They’re gonna be coming at you with WOODEN SWORDS, for crying out loud. SW: All I gotta do… is revert my way of thinking… to… S & M MODE!!! WOOO!!! MoM: *brings out her bokuto* I’ve been waiting a long time for this… SW: Mmm… you gonna hit me with that bad boy? MAKE IT HURT!!! Bow chicka bow wow~ MoM: ._. HoT: Does nothing faze him!? Silver: It would appear so… Genn: I wish I could command attention like that. Torn: Really? Genn: Yeah. SW: OMFG ONE AT A TIME!!! I’M GONNA BE SCARRED FOR LIFE!!! *cowering* Bowties: *hits SW with her sword* AND THIS IS FOR TRYING TO SNEAK INTO THE GIRL’S RESTROOM!!! Blaire: *hits SW with her sword* AND THIS FOR GOING THROUGH MY CLOTHES!!! SW: … … Later that night… MoM: *readying the bed* DP: *comes in and hangs up his coat, then sighs* MoM: Ah, you’re home… *hugs DP* DP: Took longer than I thought. I scoured the chamber twice over- I didn’t detect anything out of the ordinary. MoM: No? DP: No signs of forced entry, no prints of –any- kind, I mean… the chamber was undisturbed until I got there, I think. MoM: Maybe it’s just déjà vu… DP: Probably is. Besides, the memories are still buried deep within their subconscious right? I mean, they can probably access it on accident or something. MoM: True. It's not the first time, and if it gets worse I can remedy it in a jiffy. DP: Alrighty. *takes off his shirt and pants and puts on some pajama pants* MoM: *crawls into bed* DP: *hops on as well* MoM: See you in the morning. DP: Seeing you first thing in the morning is what I look forward to when I go to sleep at night. MoM: Aww… *kisses DP on the nose* DP: G’night, Sam-chan. MoM: Good night, Phan-kun. Elsewhere… Yvarg: I’m telling you, something’s up. No one fights like that. Bowties: I don’t get it, why’re we complaining? I mean, his memories coming back is what we want, right? Donut: True, but… TJ: But none of us instigated it. Robby: Are you sure NONE of you went near the chamber? TZ: Positive. SW: OUCH! That hurt. D Kya: Shaddup. You should be thankful I’m patching you up. SW: YOU *points at Kya* and YOU *points at Bowties* didn’t have to hit me so hard… Bowties: *shrugs and smiles warily* Donut: *sighs* LM, all this going on… I think you know what this means. LM: There’s a third party involved… and they know about the Sphere of Memories. KG DREAMER ENDING THEME: Empty Handed by Michelle Branch ANOTHER PARTY BESIDES THAT OF THE MEMBERS OF THE NEO WORSHIPPERS?! WHO COULD IT BE?! STAY TUNED AS THE TEAM TRIES TO FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON KG DREAMER NEO!!! KG DREAMER NEO CHAPTER 3: You Look Familiar, Have I Threatened You Before? Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Meanwhile… at KG… Ste: HEADS UP EVERYONE!!! WE’RE HAVING A DAY AT THE BEACH!!! SW: *sniffs the air* I SMELL SWIMSUITS. >3 Rodney: Why the sudden… field trip? Ste: You –don’t-- want to have a day to bond with your… family? Frau: We hang around each other every day. SW: Not true. KG, like most populated institution, has its cliques. TJ: This should be interesting... SW: For example, the chicks. The Divas. They tend to hang out in some massive pack for some reason, these girls. The only exception, that is, being HoT and MoM, whom cross the lines to hang with their respective boyfriends. HoT: He’s right. SW: Then there’s our classic music aficionados- Robby, Yvarg, LM, and on some days LM’s brother, Phaeon. Not to be confused with the contemporary music aficionados- you know who you are. TZ: Where’s he on the other days? SW: Who, Phaeon? I don’t know, ask him. Phaeon: *shrugs* I can blend in with any of you guys- ‘cept the girls. I’m not really into this “clique” thing myself. SW: Then there’s the Asylum-junkies. Donut: Because “lounge-junkies” doesn’t seem hardcore enough? ZF: IT DOESN’T D SW: These guys hang around, chilling, almost like jocks except they suck at sports. Torn: *cough* SW: BEING KICK-Bum IS NOT A hugging SPORT, FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME. Ste: And everyone else? SW: Well, they just do their thing. Silver: Ooookay, worst analysis of KG EVER... SW: HEY D Silver: So when do we leave for this beach thingie? Invader: I’ll grab the umbrellas! Ste: Um, half an hour should do. Everyone, meet us in the hangar. Everyone leaves except for Ste, HoT, DP, Haku, and MoM. Haku: The area’s secure. HoT: Good. On to business then? MoM: First, I just want to make sure that NO ONE went into the chamber recently? Ste: Not that I know of… Haku: Nope. MoM: Okay, just checking… Ste: Now, while they at least semi-believed it for the time being, we aren’t going to Great Bay just for the fun of it. HoT: Oh? Ste: We’ve received word that a lonesome figure has been seen roaming the area… Haku: And who might said shady character be? Ste: Witnesses say that the description… it matches Hanz. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: Holiday by Green Day FRIENDS!!! MEMORIES!!! PEACE!!! RESTORED TO NORMAL ONCE AGAIN: KG! KG DREAMER NEO CHAPTER 4: The Beach Girls and Beach Boys Meanwhile… at Great Bay… SW: THE SUN!!! THE SURF!!! THE ZORAS!!! THE WOMEN!!! COULD LIFE GET ANY SWEETER?! Blaire: Maybe, if you didn’t exist. Invader: I’ll drink to that! SW: D: Ste: okay everyone, you all have fun. Phaeon: Where’s fearless leader gonna run off to now? ZF: Something we’d all like to know… Ste: Shhh. HoT: Come on, Ste, or else someone else will take the Beach Mansion!!! Ste: … that’s my cue. HoT and Ste run off. MoM: Did I hear Beach MANSION!? DP: WE ARE SOOOO THERE!!! MoM and DP run off. Donut: *shrugs* Well… Kya: WOOOO PARTAY~ Robo: *brings out a radio and turns it on* Upbeat music comes on. Tohru: Rodney!!! Help me out with the drinks!!! Rodney: Gotcha. ZF: *bringing out the hibachi with SW* TJ: Onward, my slaves, onward… ZF: Oh hush it. TJ: Bowties: Blaire!!! Come on, let’s try those new kites we made! Blaire: Right behind you~ Invader: *applying sunblock* Silver: *sits a beach chair right next to her* Hand me some after, I don’t want to burn. SW: I’m so hot, you’re gonna need some SPF MILLION or something, babe. Silver: *rolls her eyes* Torn: *stretches and breathes in the ocean air* Ah, -this- is the life. Yvarg: Here, here. Haku: *sets up a beach chair and sits down, putting on some sun glasses* While the members of KG are starting to enjoy themselves… … … HoT, MoM, Ste, and DP are investigating the Beach Mansion… HoT: Eww. These spiders are officially creeping me out. A giant spider pulls itself up to the ceiling to its web. Ste: *checks his clock* it’s been about 45 minutes… and we still haven’t found anything… HoT: Thing is, I think we checked the entire mansion already. CREEEEEEEEEEAK. HoT: *lets out a small scream* Ste: *holds her hand* Thump. Thump. HoT: Maybe we found him… Hanz… Ste: I… just don’t get it though, I thought he was dead… Thump. Thump. HoT: You don’t believe in ghosts?! Ste: Do ghosts go THUMP THUMP THUMP!? HoT: Thump. MoM and DP come up the staircase. HoT: *sighs* Ste: Bloody hell, you scared HoT! HoT: <_> Ste: You find anything? MoM: Nothing. And we searched the whole mansion too, as well as investigating the walls with my secrecy sensor… there are no secret passages here. DP: Though… we did find this. *gives Ste a pair of glasses* Ste: *examines the glasses* Round frames… these lenses… they’re like some sort of weird hybrid sun glasses…? I don’t know, I’m not an eye doctor. MoM: I presumed it belonged to the previous owner. Ste: Indeed, indeed. DP: Hanz didn’t wear glasses anyway. HoT: *sighs* Well… I guess this is it then. DP: Remind me… why’re we looking for Hanz again? Didn’t he die? Ste: That he did, we even buried him. DP: So…? MoM: If someone claims to have seen someone like him, then surely some sort of magic is at work here, right? HoT: but isn’t there the slightest chance that someone who looks like Hanz was who the person saw? MoM: Ah, but there lies the rub- if it is family, we can bring them to KG, and help them. Ste: Remember- our powers run through the family. HoT: I see… DP: It’s getting a bit too eerie for comfort here guys, so what’d you say we head on out? HoT: I agree. Ste: *shrugs* Leave those glasses though- you don’t want a ghost following us or something. HoT: I thought you said you don’t believe in ghosts? Ste: *gulps* well, just to be safe… MoM: Don’t be so absurd. There’s no ghost attached to that pair of glasses. HoT: See! MoM: They’re all inside their rooms. HoT: ._. Ste: ._. At the beach… The guys are playing some volleyball. SW: IT’S NO FUN IF YOU GIRLS WON’T PLAY!!! Donut: HERE HERE! Kya: Who, us? Bowties: We prefer to enjoy the beauty of the beach… and a lovely tan. Tohru: Yes, so go away. *puts on some sunglasses* Genn: Ladies, ladies, we understand the beauty of the beach as well. In fact- we’re getting energy from its very essence. Silver: Oh? Genn: Yes… and you know what else we appreciate the beauty of? Bowties: Do tell. SW: It’s you ladies. You, with your feminine touches, your elegant grace, your flawless bodies and smooth, silky hair… call us crazy, but we’re only appreciating the beauty of the female form. Genn: Surely, you wouldn’t deprive us connoisseurs of appreciating our art in action? Kya: *sighs* What’d you guys think? K-mage: He had me at “it’s you ladies.” Bowties: Well, sisters, you know what to do… TJ: *nudges Donut* run. Let’s go. Donut: Uh… why? TJ: what bodes ill for SW and Genn bodes ill for all of us. Frau: Dammit. The girls bring out huge water guns and start spraying the guys. Donut: Ahhh dammit. D Frau: *runs away* SW: SISSIES!!! TAKE THE WATER LIKE MEN!!! *basks in the watery glory* Genn: THESE ARE LIKE OFFERINGS TO GODS!!! WE ARE GODS, AMONG MEN, SW!!! What they said… what they said was true! I’m becoming more popular!! I MADE IT!!! I – OOF! Genn falls over as a water gun hits his head. Bowties: What happened? Tohru: Out of water. SW: *runs away* Genn: GET BACK HERE!!! COME TAKE THESE- OUCH- LIKE A MAN –OUCH- !!! While the gang is frolicking on the sandy beach, sitting under a lonesome tree is Blaire… Blaire: *closing her eyes, appreciating the serenity of the scene* Suddenly, something blocks the sunlight. Blaire: *slowly puts a hand up to her eyes to see who’s blocking the light* It’s a man. Blaire: Oh… it’s you. Well… can’t say that isn’t a relief. *smiles* … … At the end of the day… Robo: *loading the things onto the ship with Frau* Some day, huh? Frau: Yeah, yeah… I hardly saw you around though. Robo: For some reason, my joints get real stiff when I’m around salt water… I don’t know why. Frau: Hm. That’s weird. Robo: Tell me about it… Frau: Everyone ready? Robo: *closes the luggage hatch* Yep, I think so. Frau: Let’s head out then. Want me to drive home? Robo: That’d be sweet, man. Later, at KG… Ste: *standing in the hangar with HoT at his side, watching everyone get off board of the ship* HoT: You know, that walk on the beach was romantic. Ste: It sure had better be, or else something tells me I won’t be a happy camper tonight. HoT: Don’t worry, you earned what you got coming to you tonight. *winks at him* Ste: Rawr. MoM: Get a room, you two. You’re the leader of this place, for crying out loud. Ste: But I want everyone to know just how much I’m in love with this girl… in and out of bed. HoT: *playfully slaps Ste* Shame on you! DP: *face palm* Ste: … hey… I think we’re missing something. MoM: Like what? Oh please, not those stupid glasses again. Ste: No, not that… someone’s… missing. DP: Huh? Ste: *scans the members getting off the plane* Where’s… Blaire? DP: *turns around, looking* MoM: *closes her eyes and holds some of her beads, chanting* HoT: Hmm… I haven’t seen her since we arrived at the beach… Ste: Did we leave her behind?! MoM: Ste… Ste: What is it?! MoM: *opens her eyes* She didn’t get onto that ship. Ste: *runs back to the ship, with the others following him* HEY!!! HEY EVERYONE!!! The rest of the members stop what they’re doing. Ste: DID YOU SEE BLAIRE?! Bowties: Blaire? Hmm…. No, I can’t say that I have… SW: *shrugs* Kya: Come to think of it… I didn’t see her with us on the flight home…. Robo: … she brought a blanket to sit on. Frau, check the luggage compartment for it. Frau: It was emptied… we just went through it… Robo: Check it again!!! Frau: *sighs and goes off to check it* HoT: She didn’t stay, did she? MoM: No, I… *leans in to whisper to HoT, Ste, and DP* I tried using my extra-peripheral senses to scan the beach and its surroundings, but… she’s gone, without a trace. She was sitting under a tree, but… there’s no traces of where she went after that. Frau: *comes back* Nope, not a thing! Donut: *walks towards the group with Robby and LM* Whoa, whoa, what happened? Frau: Blaire’s missing. She didn’t come back with us. LM: What? Robby: Should we go back to the beach? It’s only a 10 minute flight… MoM: Um, no, that won’t be necessary… LM: Oh? And why not…? MoM: *points to the end of the hangar* Th… that… Through the open part of the hangar floats Blaire’s blanket, the one she had been sitting on at the beach. It lands gently at the gang’s feet. Frau: *picks it up* There’s… writing on it… LM: Looks like… oh… oh god… Ste: … blood. HoT: *gasps* Donut: What’s it say? MoM: *helps Frau unfold it* As the blanket unfolds, the message becomes clearer to read on the blanket. It reads: KEEP A WEATHER EYE ON THE HORIZON. Donut: What… what does it mean? Frau: … I don’t know… MoM: … *looks at Ste* Ste: *nods* LM: … Ste: Okay, let’s… let’s just get some shut eye, then talk about this in the morning, okay? Wait, you know what, in fact, can you guys spread an announcement? LM: Sure. Robby: We can do that. Ste: There’s… gonna be a press conference tomorrow. 8 am sharp. Frau: We’ll get the message out. Ste: Thanks guys. *rolls up the blanket* We’ll uh, see you tomorrow. MoM: Try not to illicit panic… don’t tell anyone anything until tomorrow. Donut: Don’t worry, your secret’s safe with us… Donut, Frau, Robo, LM and Robby leave to join the rest of the members inside. MoM: … A sighting of Hanz… and the disappearance of Blaire? Ste: None of this adds up. DP: Someone’s trying to take down KG again… this time, slowly. HoT: Maybe they lured us to the beach with that false clue. Ste: Perhaps… DP: Who’d want to attack us though? I mean, we’re a peaceful institution. Ste: *sighs* A lot of the members here are ex-members of The Forest Haven…. Otherwise known as ZC. And a lot of them left on bad terms- granted, that place was hell, but those who kept the order and the power were insulted people were leaving nonetheless. Why do you think I had to change my name? MoM: Ah, yes, I remember. The leaders then spread propaganda around, telling about how we’re evil terrorists anyway and they aren’t to be affiliated with us. DP: So it’s them? Ste: We can’t be sure… but for now… that’s all we have. We just have to wait. HoT: Wait? Ste: We’ve been caught in the enemy’s game… and sooner or later, another clue will pop up… *looks at the blanket* “Keep a weather eye on the horizon,” it says. Well, I’ll tell you what mates- We won’t just be keeping one eye on it, I can tell you that. KG DREAMER ENDING THEME: Speed of Sound by Coldplay BLAIRE HAS GONE MISSING!!! KIDNAPPED?! OR LEFT BY HER OWN FREE WILL?! WHO TOOK HER?! TRY AND FIND OUT NEXT WEEK- ON KG DREAMER NEO!!! END of KG DREAMER NEO CHAPTER 4: The Beach Girls and Beach Boys Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Previously on KG Dreamer NEO... Based on an anonymous tipoff, Team KG [ste, HoT, MoM, DP, and Haku] went searching for Hanz. To mask their real intentions, they told the members at KG that it'd be a day at the beach- and a day it was. Despite failing to find any trace of Hanz, their members were pleased, enjoying the sun and bonding with each other at the beach. However... one member never made it back to KG: Blaire. Her blanket soaked with bloody letters was found, leaving Team KG to fear the worst- someone is hunting down members of KG. It is now the morning after, where MoM has called together a conference. ... ... At KG… in their News Auditorium, backstage… HoT: Is this press conference thing a good idea? MoM: We’re already keeping a whole lot from them, I’m not one to keep a ton of secrets from people in the first place. Ste: Yes, and… well, what else are we supposed to say when Blaire goes missing? Haku: But no mention of Hanz, am I right? Ste: Affirmative. DP: *sighs* Ten minutes. Meanwhile… in the audience… Donut: *takes a seat* SW: *sits down next to him, with ZF and TJ in tow* TJ: … I’d feel safer if I weren’t sitting in the middle of you two. ZF: Whaaat? SW: *bats his eyelashes* TJ: … *gets up and sits to Donut’s left* Donut: Um, Bowties was gonna sit there. TJ: … D: ZF: Come back here, buddy. TJ: *whimpers and sits between ZF and SW* SW: This is gonna be the BEST show you’ve ever sat through. TJ: Somehow, I find myself disagreeing in my mind. Bowties: *comes and sits by Donut* Donut: Is everyone ready? Bowties: Yep! Things are all set for tonight. ZF: What’s tonight? Donut: You didn’t hear? They’re gonna announce the dance. ZF: DANCE?! SW: NO WAY!! Bowties: I know the DJ is you guys want to put in early requests for music… SW: ZF!!! YOU KNOW WHERE OUR BOX IS!!! ZF: AWESOME! *runs away* Donut: … where’s he going? TJ: To his room, where else? Bowties: Excellent acting, SW! SW: Oh, you know, I do my best. ;D Donut: Shh, quiet down now, the curtains are opening. Genn: *taps Donut on the shoulder* Donut: *turns around* What? Oh, it’s you, Genn. Genn: Can I sit next to you? Donut: … what? Why? Genn: Because, you’re um… well, somewhat popular. Donut: Uh, and this has something to do with you sitting by me… why? Genn: You PROMISED me a good life. SW: He’s right, you know. Donut: Genn, now’s not the time, okay? Genn: I could always tell… Donut: When you were sneaking and following Bowties that night, she didn’t tell you how proficient she was with a sword, did she? Bowties: And guns! Donut: And SW… he could make you feel like a woman. SW: *winks* Genn: ._. Donut: Just go sit down, and be PATIENT. Genn: ;_; *slumps away* Bowties: You know, you could’ve handled that better. Donut: I know, I know… Bowties: What if he rats us out? You know, that could come back and bite you in the butt in the future. Donut: Yeah… I guess we’re-- ZF: I’M BACK!!! *sits next to SW* SW: WOOO!!! Donut: … Bowties: … SW: … :shifty: *eats some popcorn* ZF: Is that MoM approaching the podium? SW: Looks like it. MoM: *clears her throat* Thank you for gathering here under such short notice, brothers and sisters. There is a grave and grim issue we must discuss. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: I See Dead People In Boats by Hans Zimmer FRIENDS!!! MEMORIES!!! PEACE!!! RESTORED TO NORMAL ONCE AGAIN: KG! KG DREAMER NEO CHAPTER 5: Words Whispered Through Prison Bars… MoM: *sighs* Unfortunately, some of you might have heard of Blaire’s disappearance. Phaeon: Heard? Nobody’s seen her since yesterday, I think it’s a consensus that we know she’s been missing. The crowd murmurs and nods in unison. MoM: Well, about that- we have reason to believe she… is dead. Kya: WHAT?! Tohru: HOW?! WHEN!? MoM: At the beach… she was most likely taken there. We found this… at our front door. Ste and DP come out onto the stage, and unfurl the blanket stained with the words written in blood: KEEP A WEATHER EYE ON THE HORIZON The audience gasps. Kikiyo: ORLANDO BLOOM SAID THAT!!! SW: *puts an octopus on his head* Come to join my crew again? MoM: Please, this is serious… We have reason to believe this is her blood. The audience gasps again. MoM: So now that you understand the situation… we have something to tell you. Robby: You’ve been hiding more stuff from us? The crowd murmurs. Certs: DARTH VADER DOES NOT LIKE TO HAVE THINGS HIDDEN FROM HIM!!! DON’T MAKE ME MAKE YOU WISH YOU DIDN’T UNDERESTIMATE— TJ: Hush you. D LM: MoM, what is it you were going to tell us? MoM: *sighs deeply* Donut: *straightens up in his chair* Dude… I think she’s gonna tell us about the memories. SW: What?! Really?! ZF: What memories? SW: Uh… Donut: *in sing soing* Haaaaunting…. Memoooooooooories… MoM: DONUT!!! SHUT UP!!! Donut: WHAT?! MoM: I’m trying to explain something here, the least you can do is be a model citizen and SHUT UP WHILE I’M TALKING!!! Donut: OR WHAT?! YOU’LL BRAINWASH ME AND I’LL WAKE UP, NOT REMEMBERING ANYTHING THAT HAPPENED?! Robby: *whispers to LM* Um, that was my line. LM: *shrugs* Yvarg: Either way, pay attention to what happens next. MoM: That’s absurd!!! I’m trying to be serious here as SOMEONE HAS DIED!!! Donut: Due to someone’s shortcomings and stupid ideas… Ste: … DP: … MoM: … Well, LIKE I WAS SAYING, it pains me to say this but we’re going to be enacting a curfew for everyone. Phaeon: Uh, we already have a curfew, it’s midnight, remember? MoM: We’ve decided to cut it down to 8 o’clock, for everyone’s protection. The crowd is in an uproar. Torn: EIGHT?! THAT’S SO DAMN EARLY!!! Ste: IT’S FOR EVERYONE’S BLOODY SAFETY!!! THERE’S A KILLER ON THE LOOSE!!! Frau: I know, but we’re at KG. Blaire got kidnapped… at the beach. Ste: Still, no one is to come out of their rooms between the hours of 8pm and 4am. Kikiyo: NO!!! Torn: And if we have to pee? Ste: Oh, you can, but if we catch you going anywhere else, then you’re done for. HoT: Can you say… BAN!? DP: BANHAMMER!!! Ste: You two aren’t admin. D: MoM: And to make sure you’re all abiding by the rules, Robo has been installing cameras in all the hallways and rooms throughout KG. Kya: YOU MEAN THERE’S CAMERAS IN OUR ROOMS?! Now I’m sorry, but that’s where I draw the line. Tohru: NO PRIVACY?! Donut: IT’S AS IF YOU’VE ALL TURNED INTO SOME… NEW EGYPTIAN OVERLORDS!!! ROBBING OUR FREEDOM, ROBBING US OF OUR RIGHTS— MoM: WHAT RIGHTS?! WOULD YOU RATHER DIE THAN BE SAFE?! Donut: I’d rather die a free man than die one that’s ruled under a DICTATOR!!! The crowd murmurs again. Donut: *sits down and whispers to SW* Okay, you know the drill. Robby’s in charge ‘till I’m recovered, got it? SW: Yeah… Donut: And ask Yvarg and LM to find out where those video feeds are- get footage of them taking me in, and we’ll have more proof. SW: Right-o. MoM: For the last time, ladies and gentlemen… this is for the best. There will be no arguing the matter. You’re all excused. MoM, DP, Ste, HoT, and Haku leave the stage. The crowd starts to disperse. Bowties: Well, it’s over. Donut: Phew. Thought it’d never end. DP: *taps Donut on the shoulder* Hey, Donut, you have the full roster of the 281st, right? Donut: Huh? DP: the full roster? Donut: Oh, oh yeah… DP: Could you come show it to me? We need it for the census. Donut: Sure, sure. DP and Donut walk off. Bowties: *quickly searches and pulls SW aside* SW: WHOA D: Bowties: Does this mean we’re having another meeting? SW: Of course… just like the first two times this happened. Bowties: Wasn’t it supposed to be— Robby: Me? Yes, yes it was. And SW, I’ve relayed your message to LM and Yvarg, they’re on the job as we speak. SW: Wow, that was fast. ZF: Hey guys, what’s up? Bowties, Robby, and SW: Nothing! ZF: ._. SW: Who’s hungry for some pasta? Bowties: I’m game! ZF: WOOO!!! The four go off to the cafeteria. Meanwhile… in the Admin’s Lounge… Donut: *strapped and bound to a chair* Ste: You know, those were some pretty bold words you said up there. Donut: That’s an understatement, you know it is. ;D DP: I thought you’ve been suppressing everyone’s memories with the crystal, Sam-chan… MoM: Well, there’s been the occasional slip… remember a month ago, it was Robby? Donut: Slip? Slip what? What crystal? What are you all on about… hm? DP: HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW, CUR?! HoT: Cur? Who says “cur” these days? Haku: Gonna have to dock points for usage of an inherently dead slang term. Ste: Technically, it’s not a slang term, it’s— Donut: HEY!!! Ste: Oh, almost forgot about you. MoM… do your thing. He's no use to us anymore in his current state. Donut: Wait, wai-- HEY! MoM: *waves her hand over Donut’s face* FLASH!!! Meanwhile… Yvarg and LM are prowling the halls… LM: … there’s another one. Yvarg: *holding an electric device* Okay… let’s follow the wiring… The two walk down the hall and come across a door. Yvarg: It leads in here. LM: Okay… *tries the door* It’s locked.. Yvarg: … LM: … uh, you’re the one that can pick it. Yvarg: Right! *brings out a kit from his jacket and uses a tool to unlock the door* LM: *steps inside with Yvarg* The room is just a janitor’s closet. Yvarg: Blast… I was following the wiring… for this. *pulls a string* A light clicks open. LM: But… if there’s no video control center… LM and Yvarg run back outside to the camera installed in the hall. LM: I’ll boost you up, you know what to do up there. Yvarg: *takes off his hat* Hold my top hat then. Yvarg uses LM as a step ladder to examine the camera. Yvarg: It’s just as I thought. The cameras? They’re just a scare tactic. LM: *lets Yvarg down slowly* Okay, we gotta report this to the team. Yvarg: With our luck, they probably have Donut already. Within KG… in the room where the secret organization meets… Bowties: And that’s why we’re doing what we’re doing. Kya: Yeah. Donut: Wow… *shakes his head* okay, I think I got it all. Robby: So you’re back? Donut: Yep, yep. Thanks Robby. Whew, I didn't think they'd do that... wow. Robby: And you guys didn’t believe me when I was taken in…at least we were able to brief you on the situation as they let you out, I can't believe it was days I went on not knowing afterwards... TJ: That was just me who didn't believe you, if you recall. Robby: Yes, unfortunately... There’s a knock on the door. SW: Who’s there? Yvarg: it’s us. Yvarg and LM are let in. Robby: And so? LM: Video cameras? Just a scare tactic. Yvarg: Made of plastic, except for the little bulb fixture that makes it look like it’s recording something. Donut: Hmm… okay, okay. LM, what next from here? LM: Well… we’re ready to start with stage 2, as soon as an opportunity presents itself. Kya: And what would constitute as an “opportunity,” may I ask? Meanwhile… in the Admin’s Lounge… Ste: Where’s Robo? I haven’t heard from him all day. MoM: I know… he should’ve been done ages ago… Haku: *sleeping* HoT: It’s getting late, maybe he already went to bed… DP: but Ste said to come here as soon as he’s done… MoM: *screams* Ste: WHAT IS IT?! DP: SAM-CHAN!? MoM: *points to the window* On top of the window, in what appears to be engine oil for machines, is written in eerie lettering: TO THE ARBITER’S GROUNDS WILL YOU FIND HIS PHANTOM Ste: *sighs* HoT: What… what’s this mean? MoM: It means we’re to venture to The Arbiter’s Grounds. Make the necessary preparations, we’re leaving in the morning. SUDDENLY ROBO IS MISSING, AND A MESSAGE IS ETCHED WITH WHAT APPEARS TO BE HIS ENGINE OIL!!! TEAM KG STARTS TO MAKE PREPARTIONS TO VISIT THE SACRED PLACE KNOWN AS THE ARBITER’S GROUNDS!!! FIND OUT WHAT HAPPPENS, NEXT TIME, ON KG DREAMER NEO!!! Next time… on KG DREAMER NEO: MoM: Frau, LM, Torn, and Silver- you four are to be in charge while we’re away. Frau: Where exactly are you guys going? Silver: Yeah… Ste: *leans in to whisper* Don’t tell anyone, but Robo’s been kidnapped. We’ve got an anonymous tip as to where he might be. Haku: *puts on a knapsack* Yeah, so make sure everyone’s safe and nothing bad happens. HoT: We’ll be back by… uh, when will we be back? MoM: Nightfall. HoT: Yeah, nightfall. MoM: You know I picked you four because I trust you… can I trust you? LM: MoM, who’re you talking to? Of course you can trust us, everything’s safe in our hands. :) ____________________________________________ Donut: Okay, so everyone knows what we’re doing? Yvarg: Yep. Donut: Okay guys, commence Operation End of Hypnosis. SW: Memories, here we come!!! ___________________________________________ HoT: … I don’t get it… no one’s here… DP: We’ve searched the temple twice over… was this all a trap? Ste: Perhaps… but… wait, maybe it wasn’t a trap for us… Haku: What’d you mean? Ste: We’re the only ones with powers at KG now… if we leave, they’re… defenseless… MoM: Someone lured us here so they could stage an attack on KG!!! COME ON, BACK TO THE VAN!!! Ste: We might be too late… KG DREAMER ENDING THEME: The Last Song by The All-American Rejects END of KG DREAMER NEO CHAPTER 5: Words Whispered Through Prison Bars… Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 Previously, on KG Dreamer NEO... Faced with the death of Blaire, Team KG [ste, HoT, MoM, DP, and Haku] were forced to impose strict policies upon KG- including a curfew. While this left the community in an uproar, some had an even bigger problem to worry about. The underground rebellion group consisting of Donut, SW, TJ, Bowties, Kya, Robby, TZ, Yvarg, and LM who're gunning for their memories that're being kept by MoM's Sphere of Memories needed to keep on their toes as the admins informed everyone that they were to be installing cameras throughout KG. LM and Yvarg quickly debunked this though, to the rebels' relief, reporting to their group mates that it was just a scare tactic. Among those that had things to worry about was Donut- after outbursts during Team KG's announcements regarding the memories, MoM was forced to modify his memory... though the rebels quickly filled him in on the situation when he returned, rendering her hex useless. And to top it all off, Team KG noticed Robo was missing- and after seeing a message written in his engine oil saying "TO THE ARBITER’S GROUNDS WILL YOU FIND HIS PHANTOM," they realized what was happening: someone was targeting people at KG, and they need to go to the Arbiter's Grounds to stop them... or at least identify who this enemy of theirs is. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: Divine Crusade by Nicholas Hooper LIES!!! DECIET!!! MEMORIES!!! NOT AS RESTORED AS THEY THOUGHT IT WAS- KG!!! KG DREAMER NEO CHAPTER 6: End of Hypnosis Redux [sunset barrage] Prologue: Romance Dawn Meanwhile… at KG… Ste: Thanks for coming on such short notice. Torn, Silver, LM, and Frau are in the Admin’s Lounge with Ste, MoM, HoT, DP, and Haku. Torn: First the stupid curfew… then you wake us up when the sun isn’t even out yet… Silver: *rubs her eyes* LM: *scratching his head* Frau: *looks like he’s still half-asleep* Ste: Okay MoM, they’re all yours. MoM: Frau, LM, Torn, and Silver- you lot are to be in charge while we’re away. Frau: Where exactly are you guys going…? Silver: Yeah… Ste: *leans in to whisper* Don’t tell anyone, but Robo’s been kidnapped. We’ve got an anonymous tip as to where he might be. Haku: *puts on a knapsack* Yeah, so make sure everyone’s safe and nothing bad happens. HoT: We’ll be back by… uh, when will we be back? MoM: Nightfall. HoT: Yeah, nightfall. MoM: You know I picked you four because I trust you… can I trust you? LM: MoM, who’re you talking to? Of course you can trust us, everything’s safe in our hands. :) Haku: Okay guys, let’s go. The van’s in the hangar. Ste: Take care, you guys. HoT: Byes~ Team KG leaves the lounge. Torn: … so we’re in charge now? Silver: … yeah… Frau: I smell… FUN. Torn: right you are man, let’s go wake everyone up and tell ‘em the news. LM: Um, you guys do that, I want to head back to sleep… and the couches in here… *sits on one of the couches* … they’re heavenly. Silver: HEY!!! THERE’S THE TV!!! *points to the big screen TV* Frau: Yeah, I asked Ste to help me hide it. He told me to throw it in here. Silver: D: We’re getting that thing back in the Lounge!!! Torn: Well, catch you later LM, we’ll see you soon to pick up that TV. LM: *already snoring* Silver, Frau, and Torn leave the Admin’s Lounge. LM: … *opens an eye lid* …. The place is quiet. LM: *sits up and brings out a walkie-talkie* This is LM, broadcasting to all New Egyptian Overlord mass attendees. Mass will be held in the Admin’s Lounge this morning, as soon as possible. Password’s Kakariko, but watch out for Torn, Frau, and Silver. This is LM, over and out. _______________________________________________________________ Chapter I: Game Plan Later… in the Admin’s Lounge… Robby: So Robo’s been kidnapped? Kya: It’d explain why he wasn’t here earlier. Donut: Look, this is perfect- we can go and take the Sphere of Memories now. Robby: And we’re ahead of schedule, how perfect is this? Bowties: You think it was a trap? TJ: Nah, they wouldn’t start all this stuff about Robo being kidnapped… would they? TZ: No… they’d never do that, especially MoM. She wouldn’t hex someone like that. Yvarg: Robo’s cool, I’d be interested in where he went. LM: As would I… curious, curious. Donut: Okay, so here’s the plan- LM, Robby, and Bowties will be in charge of retrieving the Sphere. Everyone else- it’s our job to make sure no one suspects anything. Kya: Hey, where’s SW…? Donut: He already started on “no one suspects anything.” Meanwhile… in the Asylum Lounge… Four members are playing Super Smash Bros. Melee. SW: *playing vigorously* COME ON FOX!!! COME ON, FOXIE BOY!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!! Phaeon: Not if I… can… HELP IT OMG YES!! *throws down the controller* SW: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! DAMN YOU, PHAEON!!! Phaeon: *throws his fists up in the air* I’VE JUST UNSEATED THE KING OF MELEE!!! SW: *crying* Silver: Speech! EPF: Yeah! Speech!!! Phaeon: Well, I—WHOA! SW: *shoves the controller back in his hands* It’s been a while since I’ve had a worthy adversary… NOW LET’S PLAY AGAIN!!! *licks his lips* I’M NOT LETTING YOU OUT OF THIS ROOM UNTIL YOU SATISFY MY EVERY DESIRE!!! Genn: … Torn: … don’t worry, I was thinking it too. Genn: That Phaeon’s gonna die? Torn: No, I meant SWxPhaeon is free game. Genn: I can hear Kya now… probably saying something like “my yaoi senses are tingling” or something… In the Admin’s Lounge… TJ: Alrighty everyone, let’s go to the Asylum… TZ: Yep, I heard there’s a Melee tournament going on. That should be fun, maybe someone will actually beat SW. Kya: … *stops* TJ: What? What is it? Kya: My yaoi senses are tingling. >3 _________________________________________________________ Chapter II: Diving Into the Roots of Conspiracy Circle In the Admin’s Lounge… LM: Here it is. *points to a book case* Bowties: Well, are we supposed to read ourselves into this hidden chamber? Robby: Yes, because that would solve everything. Bowties: I just don’t think the entrance is here, I mean how many secret entrances are found via book case? LM: *pulls out a book* The book case moves to the side, revealing a hidden doorway. Bowties: See? Told you. :notamused: The three walk into the dark pathway, with LM and Robby wielding flashlights. Eventually they come upon a spacious chamber. Robby: If I’m not mistaken, you two haven’t been down here before, have you? LM: Nope… Bowties: I don’t think I was here before either… Robby: I read MoM’s journals when we were formulating the plans for this operation, and the entrance to the chamber is where the members once fought for the “Secret of KG”… Bowties: Ooooh! Did she say what’s the secret? Robby: It only mentioned it was “nonsense” about Ste... LM: We’re looking for the portal down to the chamber. Bowties: Portal? Sounds… mysterious. Robby: Not really, actually. This so called “portal” is just a giant hole in the ground. LM: *stops at a door* Okay, we’re here. The Old Grand Ballroom. Bowties: These doors… they’re huge… Robby: Didn’t call it grand for nothing, I see… LM: *pushes one of the huge doors open* As LM opens the doors, they see a decrepit looking room. It looks as if it indeed were grand at some point, but now just sends chills down the spine with its haunting stage of disrepair. In the middle of the room is a large hole in the ground, a perfect circle. The three go towards the hole and peer over the edge. Bowties: I can’t see the bottom. It’s too dark. LM: Not to worry, MoM’s diaries said something about a spell being cast so that people could safely go down without harm, and it also lets them back up. Robby: Levitation? LM: Yep, yep, something like that. Bowties: Alrighty. So who’s first? LM: How about all of us on three? Bowties: Okay! Robby: Okay… on three… LM: THREE!!! The three of them jump into the deep hole. Bowties: WOOOOOO!!! Robby: Ah hah hah, this feels so…. LM: Liberating? Robby: Good word, good word. Bowties: Hey, we’re slowing down… LM: That must be the spell. The three reach the ground. Beyond them is a long, dark corridor. Bowties: Flashlights? Robby: Roger that. They walk down the long hall before they come across two doors. ZZZZT ZZT. Their radios come to life. Donut: LM: We’ve reached the entrance to the chamber. Robby: Don’t worry Donut, everything’s smoothly so far. Donut: Bowties: I’m fine! Don’t worry about me, we’re carrying out the mission as planned. Donut: ZZZT ZZT. Their radios fall silent. Bowties: Okay, nothing left to do now but… go in. LM: *lifts his hands to open the door, but hesitates* Bowties: What’s the matter? LM: … this seems too easy… Robby: Didn’t you read her whole entry on the place? LM: What? Robby: I could’ve sworn we went over this- there’s no traps because it’s full of sensors which would give away who went in. These sensors are connected to one of her talismans she carries on her, and it’s a sort of silent alarm. LM: Well, in that case, in and out right? Robby: Right. Bowties: So are we opening the door now, gentlemen? Robby: on three? LM: Ladies first? Or ladies count, ha ha. Bowties: Okay… one… two… THREE!!! What they see leaves them shocked, mouths gaping. _____________________________________________________________ Chapter III: Nothing Slight of Miscalculation Meanwhile, in the Asylum Lounge… Phaeon: *drinking some coffee* Hey, anyone seen LM? Invader: Nope, can’t say I have… Frau: *playing a game with SW* Maybe he’s in his room or something. Might be still at the Admin’s Lounge, snoring. Phaeon: But it’s 4 in the afternoon already!!! Jeez… better go wake him up… Frau: Have fun—HEY!!! CHEAP SHOT!!! SW: IT’S A LEGITAMATE STRATEGY!!! Phaeon leaves the Asylum and walks through the halls to LM’s room. Phaeon: *knocks on LM’s door* LM? Dude, you there? Phaeon opens the door and finds the room empty. Phaeon: *frowns then exits the room, closing the door. Donut: *appeared almost as if out of nowhere at his side* Looking for something? Phaeon: HOLY crap!!! Ha ha, Donut, you scared me for a minute there, man. Donut: My bad, my bad… Phaeon: Anyways, I’m looking for LM, have you seen him? I’m starting to get worried about him. Donut: … I think I saw him in the Asylum… Phaeon: What?! I was just there!!! Donut: I just came from there actually, he should still be there. Phaeon: Thanks man, I’ll go check it out. *starts to walk away* BZZT ZZZT. Donut: … *checks to see Phaeon is gone then grabs his radio* LM, what’s your progress? LM: Robby: Donut: Bowties? How’re you? Bowties: Donut: Alright, I’ll let you guys carry on. Donut out. *walks away back towards the Asylum* ZZZT ZZT. Donut’s radio crackles on. Donut: … *slides into an empty room* … What is it? Bowties: LM: Donut: DAMN! *slams his fist on the wall* Well, where is it? Robby: Donut: Tch… okay, get out of there you three. I’m gonna call our inside man. LM: Donut: And head for the hangar already, it'll take you guys a while. We’ll meet you there. *presses a button on his radio* Haku, Haku? Can you hear me? ___________________________________________________________ Chapter IV: Sudden Realizations Meanwhile… at the Arbiter’s Grounds… The team is gathered in what appears to be a hollowed and ruined colosseum. Haku: So that thing MoM has on her back, that’s the Sphere? DP: Yep. She thought it’d be safest with her, so she’s been carrying it with her ever since this morning. Haku: I presume that since she’s carrying it… none of the security sensors would go off then? DP: Nope, they’re not needed. She disabled the security hexes this morning as well. Haku: Ah… well, this makes things interesting. Excuse me, I have to… use the bathroom. DP: Sure thing man, gotta say, using the bathroom in the place like this, it’s pretty manly. Haku: Why thank you. DP: Now that just took it all away. Haku: D DP: Minus some more for acting like a chick!!! Wandering through the ruins, he finds a secluded alcove. ZZT ZZZT. Haku turns his radio on. Donut: Haku: I heard what happened, left my radio on and put on an earpiece, I was just about to call you and say MoM has the Sphere. Donut: Haku: I’ll take care of it. What’s the incantation? Donut: Haku: Roger that. *clicks off his radio* BZZZT BZZT. Haku: *walks back to where the others are* HoT slumps down against the wall. HoT: … I don’t get it… no one’s here…and it’s almost getting dark, guys, it’s sunset. DP: We’ve searched the temple twice over… was this all a trap? Ste: Perhaps… but… MoM: But what? Ste: Wait, maybe it wasn’t a trap for us… Haku: What’d you mean? MoM: No… no, that’d be ludicrous. I know what you’re thinking. Ste: Would it? Or are you just-- MoM: Yes, it would! Ste: We’re the only ones with powers at KG now… if we leave, they’re… defenseless… MoM: Someone lured us here so they could stage an attack on KG!!! COME ON, BACK TO THE VAN!!! Ste: We might be too late… MoM: Haku, hold the sphere, I need to warn everyone at KG… *gives the sphere to Haku* MoM brings out a giant scroll from her pack and unfurls it. MoM: *holds her hands out and causes the scroll to glow* Haku: *looks at the Sphere of Memories with interest* ________________________________________________ Chapter V: Fly You Fools At the Asylum… where everyone is hanging out at… Kya: Hey!!! Check out the sunset!!! Tohru: Oooh… that is pretty. Frau: Sunset… hm. Silver: It’s getting late, we need to end this day with a bang!!! Genn: Here, here!!! Frau: Suggestions, anyone? SW: Well I— BZZZT ZZZT. The sound of feedback comes alive on the loudspeakers throughout KG. MoM: Silver: … is that MoM? Torn: I think… Frau: What’s going on? MoM: Genn: *looks around* Mortal… danger? Phaeon: Damn, what’s going on? Donut: *nods to Yvarg* Yvarg: HEY EVERYONE!!! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON!? Kikiyo: DAMN RIGHT!!! Certs: I think we ALL deserve an explanation… but who’re you to give it to us? TJ: Trust us… we know what’s going on…. What’s REALLY behind the curfew and all that jazz… IT’S THE KILLER WHO KILLED BLAIRE AND ROBO!!! Frau: WHAT?! Tohru: Robo’s not dead!!! TZ: Where is he then? Tohru: Oh… oh dear… you’re right… Yvarg: We heard that they were kidnapped and brutally killed. Now that the admins have stepped out, THEY’VE COME FOR US!!! WE GOTTA MAKE A BREAK FOR IT!!! Kya: So FOLLOW US!!! TO THE HANGAR!!! Frau: The hangar?! Torn: What’s over there?! Donut: We get on one of the aircrafts and get the hell out of here. SW: I LIKE THAT PLAN!!! Torn: OKAY EVERYONE, NEW PLAN- GET TO THE HANGAR!!!! Phaeon: WAIT!!! WAIT, WHERE’S LM!? I NEED TO FIND LM!!! ZF: I don’t know man, BUT I DON’T WANT TO DIE!!! Phaeon: LM… where are you… __________________________________________________________ Chapter VI: There’s No Turning Back MoM: *rolls up her scroll* Okay, forget the van, I’ll be teleporting us home. Haku: What? MoM: It’s faster, although those with motion sickness might not agree… Ste: Well go on then, let’s go!!! HoT: Yeah!!! We have to get back as soon as possible!!! MoM: Haku? You’re still holding my sphere? Haku: That I am. MoM: Okay, I’m going to do HoT, Ste, and DP first. DP Aww, but Sam-chan… MoM: Now is NOT the time for this, you have to back them up just in case they run across trouble. DP: Then I shall do it. MoM: Hold hands. HoT, Ste, and DP hold hands. MoM: *holds her hands out* APPARATO!!! SWOOOSH!!! HoT, Ste, and DP turn into smoke as they’re whisked away in an instant. MoM: Now, come here, Haku—HEY!!! *dodges a well-aimed kunai* Haku: … damn. MoM: You… you’re the killer… Haku: No, I’m not, but all that killing business is really making our plans convenient. MoM: Our plans? What’re you talking about? Enough with this nonsense, if you don’t give me the Sphere, I’ll have to get serious. Haku: Ah, right. Serious. I totally understand how someone like you could scare someone like me. MoM: *snaps her fingers* Two bolts of lightning hit the very spot Haku is standing on. However, he’s a few feet away. Haku: Ah, this feels… refreshing. MoM: You… released your memories?! Haku: Yep, and wait ‘till I release everyone elses. MoM: YOU WOULDN’T!!! Haku: I think I would… and I think I’ll be seeing you. MoM: YOU ARE NOT LEAVING!!! *brandishes a wand* Haku: Well, it’s been a while since I’ve seen that…. But like I said, I must be leaving. MoM: What’s the matter? Are you afraid you might lose to a girl? Haku: HAH! That’s funny!!! *puts down the Sphere* Let’s do this. MoM: Typical guy. Haku: Typical wench. *speedily appears right in front of her, about to kick her head* MoM: *blocks it with her left arm and uses her right arm to point her wand at Haku* Haku: *leaps away* MoM: *waves her wand and red sparks fly out* Haku: OOF!!! *gets hit square in the chest while in midair* MoM: *raises her wand again* Haku: NOT SO FAST, WOMAN!!! *takes several kunai and throws them all at her* MoM: *waves her wand and they all drop to the ground* Haku: Tch… MoM: *conjures a big energy ball with her hands and forces it towards Haku* Haku: MIRROR MOVE!!! *holds his hands out* MoM: *gasps* The energy ball is sent flying back to MoM at twice the speed. MoM: *holds out her hands and catches it, yet it’s still forcing itself against her* Haku: *appears right behind her, whispering in her ear* We’re a group who don’t like to have stuff kept from us… especially things concerning our memories and who we are. We read your diaries, and just so you know, those guys named the Brothers of Light? Well, they’re with the 281st, working against you, and Ste, and all your little hidden agendas. So if you’ll excuse me, MoM, I have some memories to give back. MoM: You… don’t know… what you’re doing… Haku: And you do? Hah. That was so funny, I forgot to laugh… *picks up the Sphere of Memories* SWOOOSH!!! Haku transforms into smoke as well and is whisked away. MoM: *still fighting not to be consumed by her giant energy ball* Must… not…. AIIIIIIIIEE!!!! The energy ball pushes past MoM’s hands and engulfs her entirely. ____________________________________________________ Chapter VII: Twilight Flight The majority of KG’s members are running at break neck speed, with the 281st leading the way. SW: QUICK, TURN LEFT!!! The group takes a left through KG’s many winding halls. Torn: WHERE’RE YOU GUYS TAKING US?! Kya: SOME PLACE SAFE!!! The mass turns another corner, and comes across LM, Robby, and Bowties. They both stop in each other’s tracks, looking at each other. Bowties: !!! Phaeon: LM!!! *breaks apart from the pack and goes and hugs LM* LM: Um… hi? Phaeon: Didn’t you hear the emergency signal!? SOMEONE DANGEROUS IS TRYING TO KILL US!!! LM: I know, we were looking for a way out, but… crap, we got lost. Bowties: I’m one for sibling affection, but we have to go… NOW. The members start to run again. Robby: How far are we? Donut: It’s just up ahead!!! They come across a long corridor. ZF: Whoa, where’s that lead? That’s the hangar, right? TJ: Yeah, we need to escape via one of the aircrafts. Silver: Well, what’re we waiting for? LET’S MOVE MOVE MOVE!!! The pack starts to sprint towards their destination… however… FWOOOOSH!!! Three puffs of bright smoke materialize as if beamed down from the ceiling itself… And three figures make their way out of it: HoT, Ste, and DP. Ste: *holds his hands out* STOP!!! HoT: RIGHT NOW, STAY WHERE YOU ARE!!! DP: *brings out two bombs* Right now… I’m saying please… Donut: IT’S THE ENEMY!!! THEY CAN SHAPE-SHIFT!!! DP: HE LIES!!! Frau: WHAT?! THAT’S LUDICROUS, SOMETHING LIKE THAT WOULD HAVE TO BE— Genn: Magic? Powers beyond our belief? SW: Exactly… WHICH IS WHY WE PUSH RIGHT ON THROUGH THEM!!! Ste: WHAT?! Torn: SW’S RIGHT!!! WE CAN FIGHT BACK… FIGHT TO SAFETY!!! HoT: NO!!! The massive stampede of the members pushes aside HoT, Ste, and DP. HoT: *coughing, sprawled out on the ground* Ste: *helps her up* This is bad. Another puff of smoke materializes from the ceiling, revealing MoM. She’s covered in scratches and her robes look shoddy, as if she just come from a battle. MoM: … I presume that’s them, rushing into the hangar? DP: *still on the ground* Yep, yep. Oh, I almost forgot- *blows out the fuses on his bombs* MoM: Get up. *grabs DP’s arm and helps him up* Ste: They’re all scared… they… MoM: No, there’s been a group conspiring against us all this time. They know about the memories. Ste: What?! MoM: It consists of the 281st… and the Brothers of Light. Kya and Bowties are there too, as is... Haku. DP: NO!!! HoT: All this time… MoM: Indeed. They… they know of the memories, but they don’t know exactly –what- they contain… what the past was really like. DP: Well, they’re in the hangar now. MoM: Oh, I wouldn’t know about that, none of Robo’s aircrafts could carry all of them… well, comfortably at least. RUMBLE-RUMBLE… Ste: Ruddy hell… what was that? MoM: *with a terrified look on her face* Those… they know about the Chemical Romance!!! Quick, join hands!!! DP: Not this again… MoM: We need to get there… now. WHOOSH!!! The four join hands, and are whisked away by the same smoke they had entered from. ______________________________________________ Chapter VIII: The Arrival of the Overlords Donut: *holding the twin doors open with SW* QUICK, QUICK, EVERYONE GET INSIDE!!! SW: THERE’S NO TIME!!! Everyone is filing into the hangar. Robby: Donut, I’ll get the Chemical Romance!!! LM: The switchboard!!! It’s on the wall!!! Robby: *goes by a switchboard mounted on the wall and examines the various buttons and screens* Invader: Are we gonna take one of Robo’s planes?! Kikiyo: But all of us… would we fit? Genn: Never fear, ladies- a plan is at hand. Silver: What’re you talking about? Donut: *looks down the hallway* Good, they’re still talking. CLOSE THE DOORS, MAN!!! *shuts his door* SW: *shuts his door* Robby: *pushes one of the buttons on the wall* RUMBLE-RUMBLE… K-mage: OMG! WHAT IS THAT?! DID THEY CATCH US!? THE PLACE IS CAVING IN!!! TJ: Not to worry, ladies and gentlemen… if you could look up for us… The pirate ship, The Chemical Romance, is being lowered from the high ceiling of the hangar. Robby: Releasing clamps… NOW! The metal clamps lowering the ship let go of her, and the ship starts to fall towards the ground- Until it stops not 6 or 7 feet from the ground, hovering in midair. Donut: *flashes a thumbs up to Robby* Good job man, now let’s get everyone boarded. Frau: Wow… Torn: crap, did you know about this baby? Frau: It feels… so familiar… like I’ve seen it before… Silver: In the movies, sure. Frau: No… it’s like… déjà vu… K-mage: How’re we supposed to get on!? IT’S FLOATING OFF THE GROUND!!! Kikiyo: Maybe you guys didn’t see the other part… THERE’S NO WATER FOR IT TO SWIM IN!!! Phaeon: Wait, ships swim? LM: Please, please, don’t start with her. Seriously, I thought you knew better than that. Phaeon: Just joking, man. :lol: Robby: Quickly, now’s now the time… TZ, Yvarg, find the boarding platform… A large, resounding voice: THAT WON’T BE NECESSARY, GENTLEMEN!!! SWOOSH!!! As if they spawned from the walls themselves, four columns of smoke erupt from the walls and stop in front of the group. Out steps MoM, DP, HoT, and Ste. MoM: ATTENTION, MEMBERS OF THE 281st AND THE BROTHERS OF LIGHT- if you do not cease and desist, we will have to take necessary action. Robby: Brothers of Light? TJ: Hey, that sounds quite… catchy. I like it. LM: You know what? So do I. DP: *whispers to MoM* Uh, they don’t have their memories back yet, remember? MoM: Oh. Ste: Yeah, so everyone, I think we should just- MoM: I agree, you all should SILENCE! *brandishes a wand and flicks it downward* All the members of KG are thrown to the ground, pinned by MoM’s magic. Ste: She brought out her wand… wow. DP: That means she’s mad. K-mage: Why’re you doing this to us?! Torn: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!? Genn: I TOLD YOU!!! POWERS BEYOND OUR WORLD!!! Silver: What the… MoM….? What’re… what’re you doing? MoM: I’m sorry, but for them to be stopped, we have to do this to all of you. Invader: Stopped?! Who? The killer in KG? MoM: Yes, they--- Donut: THEY’RE YOU FOUR!!! YOU FOUR, HIDING THESE POWERS FROM US ONLY TO KILL US WITH THEM AFTERWARDS!!! HAH!!! And you call yourselves leaders… *spits* Ste: EXCUSE ME?! ARE YOU CHALLENGING MY AUTHORITY!? TJ: HOLY crap, EVERYONE BOW DOWN YOUR HEADS NOW!!! Everyone on the ground bows down their heads. Frau: … TJ, why’re we doing this? LM: STE, ARE YOU THE REAL STE!? Ste: What?! OF COURSE I’M THE REAL BLOODY STE!!! LM: How about everyone else? We have to make sure no one’s shapeshifting here… we all saw what MoM can do, what about everyone else? HoT: It’s me, guys… DP: And you all know me! LM: *sighs* It is as we feared. MoM: LM, what are you talking about? Of all people, you should be holding your tongue. Kikiyo: I’m scared… are they gonna kill us? TJ: I, for one, wish to extend a welcome on everyone’s behalf as to prevent that nasty little fate from coming true. MoM: Extend a welcome? What’re you playing at, TJ? TJ: Why, ma’am, a lowly person such as myself would never respond in such a mocking manner to one such as yourself… MoM: *points her wand at TJ* YOU ARE WALKING ON THIN ICE— TJ: EVERYONE, JOIN ME IN WELCOMING OUR NEW EGYPTIAN OVERLORDS!!! Suddenly, the voices of Donut, SW, Kya, Bowties, Robby, TJ, LM, and Yvarg all cry out: ALL HAIL OUR EGYPTIAN OVERLORDS!!! ___________________________________________________ Chapter IX: Recall Release MoM: *lowers her wand* … what did you call us? Genn: Um…. YOU HEARD THEM!!! MoM: *readies her wand in position once again* Yvarg: DAMMIT!!! HE’S ANGERED ONE OF THE EGYPTIAN OVERLORDS!!! LM: QUICK, DO SOMETHING!!! TJ: CAAAAAAALYPSO!!! I RELEASE YOU FROM YOUR HUMAN BOOOONDS!!! Everyone looks at TJ. TJ: Ooops. Wrong series, heh. ZF: So what’s an Egy— TJ: EXPECTO PATROOOOOONUUUUM!!! Everyone looks at TJ again. MoM: … TJ: SW: You finished? D: TJ: Yeah, yeah. MoM: Well, at least now that you’re all paying att— TJ: ONE CANNOT SIMPLY— MoM: *waves her wand at TJ* SILENCIO!!! TJ: *moving his lips but his voice doesn’t come out* …WALK INTO MORDOR!!! Ste: Thank you, MoM. Now, I as I’m sure a lot of other people would like to know WHAT IS ALL THIS EGYPTIAN OVERLORD NONSENSE?! Robby: We merely figure that you must be some sort of overlords if you want to KEEP MEMORIES FROM US!!! Ste: What? That’s absurd. Invader: Memories? What memories? Rodney: I’ve tried remaining silent ‘till now, but I am compelled to say: Robby, what’re you talking about? DP: UH, ERR… HER’S TALKING ABOUT NOTHING! HoT: Her’s talking? DP: … So I’m a bit excited. SUE ME. Robby: Imagine, knowing everything you know, everything around you… IS A LIE!!! Yvarg: They’re hiding something from us, our memories, as well as the fact that WE ALL HAVE POWERS!!! The members buzz excitedly. K-mage: Powers like MoM?! Rodney: Wonder what I can do… HoT: SHUT UP EVERYONE!!! WE’RE TRYING TO EXPLAIN THINGS!!! Donut: Explain what, exactly? Why’re you hiding this from us? WHY WON’T YOU LET US BE WHO WE REALLY ARE?! Frau: I kinda see Donut’s point… Torn: I kinda see a “Matrix” moment coming. MoM: You don’t know what you’re talking about, NONE OF YOU!!! And even if you did, you would have no way to show them- the Sphere is at the Arbiter’s Grounds, with Haku. I left him stranded there. WHOOOOSH!!! A pillar of smoke descends upon the ship, from which Haku appears. Haku: Forgetting I can do that little trick too? Stranded, HAH! I LEFT BEFORE YOU!!! I'm surprised you were able to handle that energy ball... sure surprised me. I just had to wait until the opportune moment. MoM: DAMN YOU!!! *points her wand at Haku* Haku: *holds up the Sphere of Memories* I don’t think you want to be pointing that thing all the way over here… Phaeon: What is it? Donut: THE SPHERE OF MEMORIES!!! SW: It contains all our memories of the past… and our powers. Silver: How do you guys know about this? I mean this is all intriguing and stuff, but… how do we know you guys aren’t pulling this out of thin air? Kya: Wasn’t it obvious when MoM did her magic with her wand? DP: WAND?! WHAT WAND?! *steps in front of MoM* THERE’S NO WAND HERE!!! MoM: Move aside, DP. This had to come along some time. DP: :booboo: MoM: Where… where to start… I guess looking back on it now, there’s so much we should have told you… Haku: STARTING WITH OUR POWERS!!! *holds up the Sphere of Memories* The room is suddenly awash with light emanating from the Sphere. MoM: NO!!! STE, STOP THEM!!! Ste: *draws a sword* DAMMIT!!! THIS WASN’T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! Donut: DO IT, HAKU!!! Haku: SPHERE OF MEMORIES!!! RESTRICTION RELEASE: 4!!! MoM: NOOOOOOOO!!!! ______________________________________________________ Chapter X: Be My Family or Not Tiny lights start to emerge from the crystal ball, and they all find themselves going into the KG members’ chests- one for each person. MoM: You… you… Donut: HAKU, PREPARE THE SHIP TO SAIL!!! Haku: AYE AYE, CAP’N!!! Donut: KYA, SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO ABOUT MoM!!! Kya: *focuses some of her own power and sends a wave of force at MoM* MoM: !!! *caught off guard, gets pushed aside from Kya’s force wave* Everyone finds out that MoM’s suppressing spell has been lifted. Robby: TJ… TJ: I CAN TALK!!! HA HA, BEAT THAT, YOU DICTATING SCUM! >3 Robby: TJ!!! TJ: Don’t worry… you want me to keep them busy… I’ll keep them busy… *pulls a few cards out of his pocket* Donut: GET ON THE SHIP!!! NOW!!! *leaps up onto the ship* HoT: STOP THEM!!! THEY’RE THE TRUE ENEMIES WE WERE WARNING YOU ABOUT!!! DP: USE YOUR NEWFOUND POWERS TO STOP THEM!!! K-mage: *holds out her hands* THUNDER!!! Thunderbolts come pelting out of her hands. Bowties: Not so fast… *brings out a bowtie and makes it grow large enough to absorb most of the lightning* Donut: WE’RE GONNA CAST OFF!!! HURRY UP!!! ZF: WAIIIIT!!! SW: ZF? ZF: TAKE ME WITH YOU!!! I’M PART OF THE 281st TOO!!! SW: I’m sorry, ZF… but where we’re going, we… we don’t need you. ZF: *tears in his eyes* SHUT UP!!! DON’T YOU DARE SAY THAT!!! *draws a spirit arrow* SW: *uses a flash step to appear from the deck of the ship to right next to ZF* Sorry, brother. SW hits a vital spot on ZF’s neck, causing him to go unconscious. SW: *returns to the ship via another flash step* On the ship… Robby: Everyone here? On the ship is Donut, SW, Kya, Bowties, Robby, TJ, TZ, Yvarg, and Haku. Yvarg: Where’s LM?! LM: I’M COMING!!! *gets up and prepares to jump for the ship* Phaeon: WAIT!!! *grabs LM’s arm* LM: !!! Phaeon: WHAT’RE YOU DOING!? LM: I have to do this, brother. Phaeon: You… you’re one of them? An enemy of KG? LM: Something you still have to learn is that not all is black and white. If the world had that luxury, well… it’d be a better place. Phaeon: No, you are NOT going. LM: *frees his arm from Phaeon’s grip* Yes. I. Am. LM leaps up onto the deck of the Chemical Romance. The ship starts to fly out of the hangar. HoT: NO!!! LET ME TRY A BLIZZAGA— DP: AND FREEZE EVERYONE HERE?! HoT: Tch… you’re right… MoM: … how long ‘till we get a ship ready to pursue? Torn: It’ll be a while, they haven’t been warmed up, and they’ve got only quarter tanks of fuel left. MoM: BLAST!!! Frau: Don’t worry, I’ll take care of them. DP: Why? What can you do? Frau: Watch- FLAME ON!!! FWOOOOSH!!! Frau’s body is lit on fire. DP: ._. MoM: HURRY!!! THE SHIP IS NEARLY OUT OF THE HANGAR!!! Ste: IS THERE ANYONE ELSE THAT CAN FLY?! HoT: Wait, that’s my cue. K-Mage: I can! ZF: Ugh... whoa... *shakily walking towards them, conscious again* ...If someone can carry me, I can shoot my spirit arrows!!! Ste: Get ready then, it looks like we’re gonna have to give chase. HoT: I’ll carry you, ZF. Frau: *hovering in the air already on one of his keyboards* Come on, guys… TJ: *on the ship, waving* LADIES, GENTS, REMEMBER THIS DAY!!! THE DAY THAT YOU ALMOST CAUGHT CAPTAIN THOMAS JAKE PLATINUM!!! Donut: “Thomas Jake Platinum?” TJ: *shrugs* I like making acronyms. I was also considering— Robby: YVARG, GET TO THE STEERING WHEEL!!! EVERYONE ELSE- LOOSEN THE MAST, HOIST THE SAILS, WE’RE GETTING OUT OF HERE!!!! The ship is finally out of the hangar, and speedily shrinking in sight from KG. Ste: We’re relying on you four to take them down. Don’t kill them, mind you- we need to question them first. MoM: And PUNISH them, mind you. Frau: Roger that. *flies out of the hangar* K-mage: Wait for me!!! *flies after him* HoT: D: *flying as well, following them* ZF: ONWARD!!! ___________________________________________________ Chapter XI: The Golden Attempt Meanwhile… in the sky… Haku: Well, we finally made it. LM: Got that right… now… onto phase 2. Bowties: Don’t celebrate just yet- three of them are on our tail!!! Robby: *looks at the area behind the ship* Frau, K-mage, HoT, and ZF are tailing them. Yvarg: READY THE CANNONS!!! BRACE YOURSELVES!!! WE’RE GOING INTO SOME EVASIVE MANEUVERS!!! Yvarg steers the ship towards the right, causing the ship to drop towards the ground some. K-mage: ALL WINGS REPORT IN!!! Frau: GOLD LEADER, STANDING BY!!! HoT: GOLD 2, STANDING BY!!! ZF: GOLD 2.5, STANDING—OMFG CANNON FIRE WATCHOUTHOLYCRAP!!! Frau: BREAK FORMATION!!! The three dodge the cannon fire from the Chemical Romance. HoT: ZF, AIM!!! ZF: *draws a spirit arrow* GOTCHA!!! HoT: *straining* You’re so heavy… ZF: WHOA!!! STAY STILL!!! SW: I TOLD YOU NOT TO FOLLOW US!!! D: *lights up a cannon* BOOM!!! A cannon ball is fired at HoT and ZF. ZF: OH SHI— BOOM!!! HoT and ZF fall towards the ground. K-mage: HoT!!! ZF!!! I’M COMI—AHHHHH!!! BOOM!!! K-mage plummets to the ground as well, suffering a hit. Frau: *weaving in and out of the explosions* TZ: NOTHING’S STOPING HIM!!! TJ: Nothing but THIS!!! *holds out a card* Frau: What the— TJ: IT’S A TRAP!!! TORRENTIAL TRIBUTE, TO BE EXACT!!! From the card a tidal wave pours out, engulfing Frau and sending him to the ground. TJ: *dusts his hands* Done and done. Donut: Well done, TJ. TJ: *shrugs* What can I say? I’m talented. SW: Alrighty, so like LM was saying… Bowties: Yes, phase 2 can start now. Donut: And if LM would be so kind as to tell us where phase 2 will bring us, again…? LM: Phase 2? Simple- ZC, The Forest Haven. __________________________________________________________ Epilogue: Heartbreak Dawn MoM: … *hangs her head down* DP: What’s the matter, love? *wraps an arm around her* MoM: They’ve… failed. DP: What?! MoM: They weren’t enough to stop them. Quick, Ste, mobilize a retrieval unit to get them back here. Ste: I’m on it. Let’s see… Silver, Torn, and Invader- go tend to them. They’re roughly 3 miles away, you can use one of the ships. Silver can spot them with her White Eyes- Silver: It’s called Byakugan, Ste. Ste: Torn can be your guard- Torn: *loads magazines into his two handguns* Ste: And Invader will heal them when you get there. Invader: All right! Let’s go then, Team… um… Ste: You guys really need a name? Torn: *shrugs* I wouldn’t mind. Invader: *goes aboard one of the aircrafts in the hangar* Torn: Well, we’ll catch you guys later. Ste: When you get back, there’ll be a debriefing, and we’ll have another campus-wide session. We need to address this issue to –everyone-. Silver: Roger that~ Torn and Silver board the aircraft that Invader readied, and left. They located each of the fallen members, and nursed them back to health before they headed back. … In the Admin’s Lounge… MoM: Ste, what’re we going to do? Ste: *sighs and throws himself on one of the couches* I… I don’t know. HoT: We have to fight back. DP: Not an option. At least, not yet. We need to make sure everyone’s well adjusted to their powers once again before we do retaliation of –any- sort. HoT: But— Ste: No, he’s right. We can’t just blindly rush into this. MoM: So all those Hanz sighting rumors… Robo and Blaire… they were part of this as well? Ste: Well, they effectively led us away so they could execute their plan… and even successfully managed to plant a mole. I wouldn’t be surprised if their deaths were on the hands of the 281st. HoT: Not all of the 281st, mind you. ZF’s still here. DP: He could prove valuable to us. Ste: Everyone here is of value to us. DP: Oh, that’s what I meant, I— Ste: In these dark, dire times… our unity is our greatest weapon. If we don’t unite and help each other now, we might as well just surrender KG to them. MoM: He’s right… and when the time is right, we will avenge everyone and make a stand- that KG isn’t going anywhere. Not now, not ever. DP: One thing though- when are we going to release the memories of the past to them? Ste: … not yet. HoT: Yeah, yeah… let’s wait for the opportune moment. MoM: Which will be? HoT: Come on, MoM, not everything reveals itself right away- it’s our job to make sure we’re ready when it does. KG DREAMER ENDING THEME: Divine Crusade by Nicholas Hooper LIKE A STONE DISRUPTING THE CALM OF A POND, THE REBELS BREAK AWAY FROM KG!!! LINES ARE DRAWN!!! FRIENDSHIPS ARE BROKEN!!! WHAT LIES IN STORE FOR BOTH PARTIES?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME… IN KG DREAMER!!! END of KG DREAMER NEO CHAPTER 6: End of Hypnosis Redux [sunset barrage] KG DREAMER NEO SAGA: CONCLUDED Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 26, 2007 BANG!!! Twin doors are blasted apart by an explosion. Albert Wesker: WHAT THE!? spit: *gets to his feet and draws a sword* WHO’S THERE?! Through the smoke from the explosion, in walks… Donut: Calm down, calm down. We’re not here to hurt anybody. Robby: Unless you fire the first shot. LM: He means you should lower your weapons. Rebels Robby, LM, TZ, Haku, Kya, Donut, SW, TJ, and Bowties severed ties from KG when they staged an elaborate escape from the admin’s clutches- clutches, that is, on their memories. With their memories partially restored, they have ventured off to ZC, The Forest Haven, and have just broken into the Admin’s Lounge… Barry: You guys from KG? SW: That’s right. Barry: Yes, yes, I remember a few of you… I assume you don’t want to come back, or else you wouldn’t have blasted our doors open. Neolumi: How’d you get in? We made sure no one who didn’t belong here couldn’t come in without our consent. Bowties: Princess Zelda and Moonlightelf let us in- they were nice enough to hear us out. Kya: Yep. SW: Wait, that girl down there was PRINCESS ZELDA?! TJ: The princess is in another castle! spit: She’s not the Princess Zelda, she just happens to be of royal blood with the same name. Albert Wesker: Common mistake, no prob. HDS: *runs into the room* BARRY!!! BARRY!!! SOMEONE BROKE INTO ZC!!! Barry: I know, HDS, as you can see we’re talking with them right now. HDS: What? Oh—I see. I’ll just… stand over here then… *goes off the side* Barry: So… *conjures a few chairs so that everyone can have a seat* … let’s all introduce ourselves to one another and discuss why you’ve trespassed on our property. You say your intentions aren’t harmful, but if they really aren’t, I’d like to know what, in turn, they are. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: First Time by Lifehouse SECRETS!!! RESURRECTION!!! THE BRINK OF WAR!!! TORN INTO FACTIONS ONCE AGAIN!!! KG DREAMER- REBELLION RISING: Chapter 1 A Diamond-Studded Getaway Meanwhile… at KG’s News and Conference Room… Frau: It’s a simple question- what now? Ste: I’m afraid it’s a simple answer- we don’t know. Frau: And why not? MoM: Because, we don’t know what they’re after. HoT: And we have absolutely no idea where they were headed. DP: Probably their new headquarters or something… Frau: No, they were going to ZC. MoM: And how do you know? Frau: They were heading to a building into the distance… a building that was in the middle of The Lost Woods… not many structures are built in the middle of The Lost Woods… DP: *shrugs* There is The Temple of Time… The Forest Temple… Frau: … Phaeon: Actually, based on everyone’s testimonies, Frau’s right- their trajectory would be pointed in the direction of ZC. HoT: Question is, what would they want there? MoM: No idea… Phaeon: Maybe they want to get to know some new people? Everyone looks at Phaeon. Phaeon: Hey, I’m just trying to think outside of the box here. Ste: … damn. MoM: What is it? Ste: … they’re after the Scrolls. MoM: Scrolls? What scrolls? ZF: Like ninja scrolls? Ste: Somewhat… I guess… ZF: What!? Really?! Ste: The Kakariko Scrolls… scrolls detailing various secret techniques… including one that makes the caster immortal. MoM: THIS IS MADNESS!!! I’VE NEVER HEARD OF SUCH A THING!!! Ste: I know, I know… HoT: I THOUGHT WE STOPPED KEEPING SECRETS!!! Ste: WHAT?! DP: I HAVEN’T GOTTEN A GOOD NIGHT’S SLEEP IN DAYS AND I REALLY NEED TO CUDDLE WITH SAM-CHAN RIGHT NOW!!! Everyone stops and looks at DP. DP: What? I thought we were like… um… Phaeon: Lemme help you out there dude- whatever you thought they were doing, they obviously weren’t doing it. Torn: Okay, okay, less DP wearing a skirt and more explaining what’re these “scrolls.” MoM: I agree… when I signed on as administrator, I asked you if there’s anything important I should know about concerning KG. Ste: It doesn’t concern KG!!! Well... didn’t… MoM: *clears her throat* Ste: Look, when I first came upon the grounds, I found them in that hole in the Old Grand Ballroom!!! They were full of advanced magic- learning things from there could make someone… a god. Torn: A… god? MoM: Ah, I see… good call there, but why ZC? Ste: Think about it- whoever’s looking for those scrolls would come looking for them here, right? And if someone actually were to come looking for them, they would be up to no good, so I hid them at the place where no one would expect to look- ZC. HoT: That’s great and all, but how do they know about it? Ste: … good question. Meanwhile… at ZC… Barry: Sure, you can stay here. Getting to know new people is important, I’m glad you guys reached out to us. Robby: No problem man, it’s good to be here. Albert Wesker: So one of you was talking about… establishing a “Base Ops” or something… what was that about? Bowties: Oh, that, that was just SW. He didn’t… um… Kya: It’s okay, Bowties, they’re our friends now. We can tell them. Bowties: Okay then, let’s do it. Kya: SW didn’t take his medication. spit: So? Kya: He’s um… *discreetly elbows SW* SW: OH!!! Will the short bus find me here? Because I LOVE riding the short bus! TJ: Nice. Barry: What’s nice? TJ: *slaps Yvarg across the head* YOU FORGOT TO GIVE HIM HIS MEDICATION!!! My bad Barry, I was just being a bit – Yvarg: Of an Bum? Yeah, good job. TJ: *shrugs* I try. Moonlightelf: I’ll show you to your rooms then. SW: Be sure to remember where I sleep at night, I keep my door open for foxes like you. *winks* Haku: *suppresses a laugh* TZ: Could you find me a room that doesn’t have windows? I do a lot of chemistry in my spare time, so a breeze would really screw up my work. Moonlightelf: Sure thing! The KG gang, lead by Moonlightelf, walks out of the Admin’s Lounge. However, Robby and Donut hang back and sneak into an empty room. Robby: *brings a list out* Find a Base of Operations… check. Donut: What’s next? Robby: Train ourselves to efficiently use our powers… though I think that can wait ‘till tomorrow. Donut: Okay, sure, that sounds good. Robby: We’re smack dab in the middle of The Lost Woods- it’s oozing privacy for us to train. Donut: We have to, or else things won’t go as smooth as we want them to when we go for the other half of our memories. That’s why we’re here, right? Robby: Damn straight man, now let’s go find the group- I don’t know what TZ’s thinking, but I want a room with a view. Meanwhile… at KG… Ste: This is not good. Knowing they’re going after it… MoM: What of it? Ste: Let’s just say… I didn’t hide it as well as I should have. HoT: What?! Ste: I hid it in a secret panel I built in my closet… It’s invisible to the naked eye, but… I don’t know, I just have a bad feeling about it. Torn: … You hid the secrets to god-like powers IN YOUR OLD CLOSET?! Ste: I WAS YOUNG!!! I THOUGHT I WOULD WANT TO READ IT AGAIN SOME DAY!!! MoM: You just said you hid it so people of unworthy nature… Ste: I’M ONLY HUMAN!!! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WORTHY TO READ THEM!!! HoT: *facepalm* And this is my boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen. MoM: Calm down… they’ll probably search the foundations and such… if anything, we have the time to prepare everyone in case the worst happens. Ste: It’s nowhere near the foundations… it’s in a secret panel in the closet… of my old room. MoM: … HoT: … Torn: Hey, if you want to find me, I’ll be painting the words “WE’RE SCREWED” on the roof. Genn: Sounds fun! Let me join you! Meanwhile… at ZC… Knock Knock. LM: *lying down on his bed* Come in. Kya: *opens the door* Hey, LM, done unpacking? LM: Not yet. I’m a bit tired, thought I’d get a bit rest in. Kya: Well, when you’re ready, come to the dining room- it’s dinner time. LM: All right then, thanks Kya. Kya: *closes the door and goes to the dining room* LM sighs and gets up, going to his suitcase. He brings out a few pieces of clothing in there, and heads towards the closet. However, he doesn’t notice one of his boxes on the floor, and— CRASH!!! …Trips and falls headlong into the closet, hitting the wall. LM: Argh… my head… *rubs his head* Creeeeeeak. LM: … Hm? *looks up* A small panel slowly swings open. LM: A secret panel… hm. *stands up carefully and opens the panel all the way* He opens it and finds a dark hole in the closet wall. He leans in and reaches into the hole, when— LM: *gasps* … he finds himself feeling something, and pulls it out. LM: What… what is this? LM gets out of his closet and into the light from his lamp to examine what he brought out. It’s dozens of scrolls, all rolled up into one. LM: Wow… these must be… ages old… the parchment’s all yellowed and… wow. Just wow. Before he knows it, LM starts to unravel the scrolls and dives into the plethora of content they hold. He reads through the scrolls, taking note that these detail either various techniques that can be used for battle, healing, or bio-modification. Techniques like “Mass Shadow Clone,” “Moon Fang,” “Corpse Reanimation,” and even— His eyes stopped on one scroll. He quickly read through it, and then re-read it again. It was the detailings of a ritual. LM: The tears of a guarded soul… a piece of one whose construction was their conception… LM closes his eyes. LM: … A singed piece of a fiery soul… and … oh my. LM opens his eyes. LM: The four horsemen. The resurrection. And… *closes his eyes again* …this could change everything. LM hurriedly wraps up all the scrolls and then throws on some proper traveling clothes. He wraps the scrolls up with a cloth and ties it to his back. Grabbing a pack with some daily necessities, he reaches to open his door, however— Bowties: *opens his door first* Hey there neighbor! LM: !!! Bowties: I sleep right across the hall. LM: Ah. Bowties: Where were you? I could’ve sworn you weren’t at dinner. SW: *peeks into the doorway* She’s right, you know. LM: Look guys, I’m sorry, I have to go. SW: Go where, buddy? We just got here. LM: It’s… *looks away and mutters to himself* SW: Stop analyzing the situation in your head. D: LM: *looks at him* You’ll hinder the mission. *turns to Bowties* As will you. Bowties: What’re you— LM: *runs off* SW: HEY!!! HEY!!! Come on Bowties, let’s follow him. D: Bowties: Gotcha. SW and Bowties run after LM. Upon reaching the Grand Staircase, LM stops in front of one of the ZC members. LM: YOU!!! Ketsu: Huh? Me? LM: Where do you keep your horses?! Ketsu: How’d you know we have horses? Funnily enough, since we live in the heart of the Lost Woods, we need horses to— LM: WHERE!!! Ketsu: Towards the back!!! Go out the main doors, go to your right, it’s in the back!!! SW: *rounds a corner* LOOK, BOWTIES- THERE HE IS!!! Bowties: I SEE HIM!!! LM: DAMN!!! *holds his arm out* LM’s arm starts to crystallize, eventually turning into pure diamond. He forms a few diamond daggers and throws it in Bowties and SW’s direction. SW: OH DAMN! *draws his sword and blocks the daggers coming his way* Bowties: *blocking her share with her Bowtie Shield* SW: WHERE’S LM!? LM is seen running out the front doors. SW: He’s running away. ._. Bowties: Quick! We have to alert everyone!!! SW and Bowties run towards the rooms where everyone else is. SW: CAPTAIN!!! ROBBY!!! Bowties: EVERYONE!!! HELP!!! Everyone comes out of their rooms, looking confused. Donut: What happened? Robby: This had better be good… I was just about to sleep. SW: It’s LM!!! He’s running away!!! Bowties: He even attacked us when we tried to follow him! Yvarg: What?! Bowties: We heard him talking about some horses. TZ: *looks out of a window* LM is seen riding away on a horse, with three more following behind him. Donut: … Robby: … what’s this about him attacking? SW: Well… I don’t know how to explain it exactly… Robby: He turned into diamond, right? SW: How’d you know?! Robby: I knew since I read MoM’s journals, where she logged in what we all did. Apparently, he had— Donut: No time for explanations. Haku, go after him. Take him in alive, will you? We need to ask this guy some questions. Haku: Roger than. *runs into his room quickly, grabbing a few things, then runs out* TJ: Hey, Captain, what’d you say I go back up Haku? I’m REALLY itching to try out some new stuff. Donut: New stuff? TJ: New stuff, styles, such and such. Robby: He’ll need all the help he needs. Go for now, and we’ll send a team to back you up soon, fully armed. TJ: Roger dodger. TJ runs off into the forest as well, catching up with Haku, who’s also running through the forest. Haku: I think he’s slowing down!!! TJ: Really? Haku: Get ready!!! TJ: *brings out a couple of yo-yos* Haku: I SAID GET READY!!! TJ: I am ready. *winks* Haku: *brings out two short swords* They meet up with LM, who’s alone. LM: Well, I expected detail to come running. There were good chances one of them were gonna be you, Haku, but as for TJ, well I thought someone else would’ve came instead. TJ: *shrugs* I couldn’t help not being with you any longer, LM. LM: Spare me. Look, I don’t know how to say this— TJ: It goes: Thiiiiiiis. LM: … Haku: What’re you doing? Where’re you going? And what’s on your back? LM: I’m embarking on a mission… a mission that could turn the tide of this little memory squabble. TJ: Squabble? As I recall memories are pretty important, you know. LM: They pale in comparison to the greater good- something I’m aiming for. Haku: Well, we won’t let you until you tell us what’s up. LM: No, you wouldn’t let me go if I told you. TJ: Try us. LM: I’m sorry, but all my analyzed plans showed that I’d be able to get along faster if I dispatched you with force. CLING!!! CLANG!!! LM’s body slowly starts to crystallize and eventually he’s a human diamond. Haku: Whoa. TJ: Isn’t diamond the hardest rock in the world or something? LM: That it is… and you’re stuck in front of a rock… and a hard place. A diamond sword materializes in LM’s hand. Haku: !!! TJ: Damn. LM: Now, my former comrades- let us dance. LM, NOW POSSESSING THE SCROLLS WHICH CONTAIN SO MANY SECRET TECHNIQUES, ONE CAN ALMOST BECOME A GOD!!! WHAT DOES HE PLAN TO DO WITH HIS RITUAL!? WILL HAKU AND TJ BE ABLE TO STOP HIM!? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON KG DREAMER- REBELLION RISING!!! KG DREAMER ENDING THEME: Collide by Howie Day END of KG DREAMER- REBELLION RISING: Chapter 1 A Diamond-Studded Getaway Link to post Share on other sites
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