mdonut281 Posted August 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Meanwhile... at the Northern Gate... Hanyou: Pastry.... get up. Alucard’s starting to get ugly. Donut: *stands up* ... what the freaking hell....what’s that growing from his head? SW: IT’S A MANGINA! Hanyou: ... *throws a stick at SW* Donut: No, seriously, what is that growing out of his head? SW: I TOLD YOU, IT’S MANGINA! IT’S A– *falls to the ground* A black tendril just speared SW in the head. K-mage: SIR SW!!! ZF: SHINIGAMI! Alucard: *changing before their eyes* You all will perish... by my hands... you will all die... you both... will die.... you both.... Rrrrr...RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! HoT: *kneels down by SW* SIR SW!!! GET UP!!! SW: *clearly DEAD* MoM: This is horrible.... Donut: Empy, that’s our cue. Hanyou: Pastry... it’s time to save the world. Kya: NO! DON’T SAVE THE WORLD!!! YOU’LL DIE!!! *starts to cry* Donut: Muki-chan, trust me, it will be alright... we’ll take care of this. Kya: *bows her head down and squeaks* K-mage: Sir Donut! Baron von Hanyou! Hanyou: That’s Emperor to you... K-mage: Win this one for us. Win this one for SW. MoM: And win this one... for Kakariko. Alucard: *finishes transforming in his “ultimate vampire” form* Okay... so are you ready? You cannot touch this my friends... heh heh heh heh heh.... Donut: We’ll touch it alright. Hanyou: It will be you who cannot touch us with your grubby meathooks from hell. Donut: and your feminine looks. Alucard: I DO NOT LOOK FEMININE! Donut: *shrugs* That’s what they all say.... before they come out of the closet. Somewhere in Kakariko Palace.... in a bedroom... Silver: *sneezes* AH-CHOO! Rodney: *gets up* Wha? What happened?! Silver: I don’t know... I think someone’s talking about me. Rodney: *shrugs* Oh well. You might’ve have had a bad dream. *goes next to silver and puts his arm around her* Silver: Thanks, I– Rodney: *starts snoring, fell asleep long before she started that sentence* Silver: He better be dreaming of me at least. <_> OP Theme song: The Killers~ “Mr. Brightside” DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER~ KAKARIKO PALACE: DARK SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE [ROCKIN FUTURE 8 (Paradise is Nowhere)] Meanwhile... at the Northern Gate.... Alucard: Any last words? Hanyou: I don’t think you’re worthy for words of mine.... worm. *spits at Alucard* Alucard: *smiles* And you, Pastry? Donut: TITANS! GO! *rushes forward, unsheathes his sword, Falchion* Hanyou: *rushes forward with Donut, Durandual unsheathed* Alucard: *grins with that evil glint in his eye* Pathetic. Kya: NOOO!!! Alucard: *gets two black swords, one in each hand, and stabs them both from behind* Hanyou: !!! Donut: !!! Kya: *a tear rolls down her face* ZF: Holy Poop.... that was a one move pwn... MoM: I didn’t even see him move... that’s amazingly fast speed... HoT: Yeah... so switch to Verizon, DSL... Donut: *slumps down onto the ground, shocked and bleeding profusely* Hanyou: *doing the same* Alucard: Not dead yet? I’m sure I punctured a vital organ... dear me, my aim was off. I guess I have to improve my aim, no? K-mage: NO!!! DON’T DO IT! ZF: *draws a spirit arrow* I Swear, you do and I’ll shoot. Alucard: *rushes behind ZF, twists his neck and breaks it, then returns to Hanyou and Donut’s bodies* HoT: *Screams* ZF: *falls onto the ground, dead* K-mage: *faints and falls into MoM’s arms* Donut: no... ZF.... Alucard: Shut up, now I’ll do the job right. *gets his two swords read, one above hanyou and one above Donut* Kya: NO! DON’T DO IT!!! IF YOU DO, THEN I’LL KILL MYSELF! Alucard: Good, I prefer you dead anyway. *shrugs* Kya: *glares at him* Alucard: Now now now... say good bye to the pastry and the emperor... *lowers swords down* Kya: NO! BANG. CLANG CLANG CLANG!!! The tips of his swords are blown off, therefore Alucard not only has blunt swords, but he stopped his attack as well. Alucard: *horrified* What the hell... who the Fudge are you.... Torn: *blows the smoke from his gun away* Interesting, isn’t it, on how much a gun can actually do to a sword? Well, two guns, two swords, same thing. Alucard: Answer me... who ARE you? Torn: *lowers his shades* My people call me The One. Others call me Torn. But you can call me master, because I’ll own you so bad you’ll be my Bimble forever more. Alucard: Pfft. Right. Riiiiiight. Torn: *shrugs* your funeral. Alucard: *tries to run behind Torn* Torn: *jumps up into the air and aims both guns at Alucard* Die... Bimble. *shoots two bullets into Alucard’s head* Kya: !!! MoM: Did that do it? Alucard: NO! I’M STILL ALIVE!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!! Torn: *lands gracefully on the ground* Not so fast, biznitch. Alucard: *turns around* Eh..? Torn: *puts on his shades, then pees on Alucard* Ahhhhhh.... relief. BOOM! Alucard goes boom and is no more. MoM: ... if that was all it took, then I could’ve done that. Torn: No, only the One can do that. MoM: Really now? Torn: Yeah, now I must go to Kakariko Palace, find my honey, and get busy. I hear she’s pregnant with a sock. Kya: o.O a sock? A... Sock? Torn: Yeah, and through some weird coincidence I’m the father. Oh well, I’ll be off. *does that cool flying thing that Neo does and flies away towards Kakariko* MoM: Lady Kya, can you heal yourself? Kya: Unfortunately I used up all of my healing power earlier... I’m sorry.... MoM: No, it’s okay. I’ll just have to call in Empress Bobette. I’ve trained her to be quite adept at healing. Kya: *sigh* Is this the kind of world we live in? Death, death, and more death? With that hint of sick and twistedness? Are we all condemned to this fate? MoM: *kneels down and pats Kya on the back* Don’t worry, while we are all destined to die, it is what we do before then that counts. Kya: Yes... indeed. HoT: *flies away* K-mage: *looks up* I wonder where she’s going? Kya: So wait, is this the end? MoM: I don’t know, is it? K-mage: Don’t look at me, I wouldn’t know. Kya: But you’re the RPG Staff member thingie!!! K-mage: Well, we were supposed to defeat the ultimate evil, then the game would be ended. MoM: The ultimate evil in the RPG, right? K-mage: Right. Kya: So... when’s it gonna happen? _______–__________________---------------___—_-_—_-- 00000000000000000011111111110100000000101111111111111110000000010010100001001010 01001010110111010010001001001010010101111 0000000010101010100010000010101001001001 1010100001111101100010100101001100000 01010100101001010000100101010000100010001000000111111101001000000111101001001 KAKARIKO PALACE RPG: CLEAR! Congratulations! Casualties suffered in this session: SW ZF Alucard Final Score: 2/5 Face it, you suck! :) ... Meanwhile... at KG... Donut: *stretches* Damn, it’s good to be back at KG.... SW: I know, wooot... I can sleep in my own bed now. TJP: AND I CAN USE THE BATHROOM!!! HoT: Instead of drinking it, right? ;) TJP: Shaddup. TS: *walks in* Hey, everybody’s back, that’s great. Silver: Oh, it’s you. TS: When Torn disappeared too, I was freaking out like crazy! Bobette: No need to freak out now, we’re all back... Precious: *all silent and stuff, goes to the Admin Longue* EPF: ??? Where’s he going? K-mage: *shrugs* Beats me. Blaire: I’m so lucky... the game ended before I gave birth to that stupid sock.... Torn: Hey, I told you I wasn’t the father. Hanyou: If not you, then who? Invader: Darth Vader! MoM: *impersonates Vader breathing noises* Everyone laughs. SW: So all these powers and stuff, do we still get to keep them? Silver: SW!!! Donut: HOLY CRAP MAN! YOU’RE ALIVE! Invader: *shocked* Bobette: We thought you were dead! ZF: And me, right? Alucard: Don’t forget meeee. K-mage: IT’S THE LIVING DEAD!!! HoT: *faints* Hanyou: anyway... I’m not so sure about these powers we all had, but is it just me, or did they seem really familiar? Invader: It’s not just you. Rodney: I feel like I can throw a spork with accuracy now. Donut: Really? Rodney: Really. Hanyou: Oh well, I’m up for some sleep, I’m beat. And besides, it’s been long past my bed time. Silver: Well sorry to keep you up, “Empy”... MoM: Goodnight everyone. Torn: Yeah, see ya. Blaire: Night night! Hanyou: *hugs Bobette* Goodnight, silly. Bobette: Goodnight! ^___^ Everyone goes their separate ways.... except for Kya and Donut. Donut: *smiles* Thanks for being there for me and all throughout the RPG, Kya. Kya: ...:Unsure: Donut: Is something wrong? Kya: Nothing... um, it was nothing.... I should thank you, of all people, you know. Donut: Don’t worry about it, it’s all good. Kya: Well then, um, good night! ^.^ hee hee. Donut: Don’t let those bed bugs bite, k? Kya: I shan’t let the bed bugs bite me tonight. ~.^ Meanwhile... in the Admin’s longue... Precious: Colors? Hanyou: Hmm... I don’t know. Precious: Okay, how about theme? Hanyou: Anime? Cosplay? Precious: I was thinking among the lines of something more romantic, like “under the Stars” or “a night on the beach” or something. Hanyou: Oh well, whatever, I won’t be here anyway. Precious: Same band as last time? Hanyou: Yes, I’m arranging that tomorrow. Precious: Last thing on the list: Guys and dresses? Yes or no? Hanyou: Definitely yes. Precious: That’s that then. We’re ready for Prom. KG DREAMER: KP ENDING THEME: Kiss- “Because I’m Your Girl” END of KG DREAMER~ KAKARIKO PALACE: DARK SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE [ROCKIN FUTURE 8 (Paradise is Nowhere)] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Meanwhile... at KG.... MoM: *lying back in a chair by the pool* Ah... this is the life. Bobette: *lying in a chair next to her* Yep. K-mage: *sipping on a lemonade* What more could I ask for? Friends, sun, a nice cool drink, and– SPLASH. A shoe just fell from the sky into the pool. MoM: .... K-mage: *sits up* What the.... Meanwhile... inside KG... L:HoT: THAT WAS MY SHOE!!! Silver: ... so? L:HoT: MY SHOE!!! Rodney: .... L:HoT: WTF?! Silver: Shut up, dipshit. ; p L:HoT: <_> SW: *pins L:HoT on the ground* YES!!! L:HoT: WHAT THE HECK MAN!? SW: CODE BINACA!!! Donut: That’s a 10-4, SW. *motions to Torn* MOVE IN!!! L:HoT: *sees Torn coming towards him* NOOOOOOO!!! Torn: Come to daddy.... L:HoT: *frees himself from SW* HA!!! WHAT NOW, BIZOTCH!? Hanyou: *walks by and slaps L:HoT with a glove* .... proceed. Torn: *grabs L:HoT’s shoe and chucks it off the balcony* Silver: Chee-hee. L:HoT: NO!!! WHAT THE HECK MAN!? Torn: *shrugs* SW: GREAT! Now let’s start to throw his clothes off the balcony!!! L:HoT: .... Meanwhile... at the pool... MoM: And so Precious says, “What? No – SPLASH. L:HoT threw himself into the pool. K-mage: *throws her cup at L:HoT* YOU GOT ME WET!!! Bobette: But K-mage, we’re right next to a pool. K-mage: I know, but HE GOT ME WET!!! L:HoT: ..... Meanwhile... on the balcony... SW: Ruddy smart lad he is. Torn: Yeah, apparently he REALLY didn’t want some gay guy to peel his shirt off, so he threw himself off the balcony. SW: *shrugs* Silver: Stupid Frau... Torn: Well, it’s time to have some fun. *jumps off the balcony* L:HoT: ... is that... NO!!! STAY AWAY TORN!!! DAMMIT, STAY THE FREAKING HELL AWAY!!! Torn: Come to daddy. ;) *lands in the pool* TRADGEDY! INTRIGUIE! LOVE! HATE! THE PRELUDE TO THE STORM KG DREAMER: KG PROM chapter 1 [The onset of what’s to come] Meanwhile... at KG... Precious: *puts a poster up* HoT: ... what’s that? Precious: Something. *tapes the corners* HoT: What is it? Precious: Something. *moves along* HoT: ... *reads it*... .... ..... *gasps and screams in joy* Precious: *walks by* Spread the word. *winks* HoT: *salutes* YES SIR!!! Meanwhile... in the coffee house... Blaire: A prom, huh? Does this mean.... MoM: I believe it does. Blaire: DRESSES?! MoM: *smiles* K-mage: OMG! REMEMBER HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD CHOOSING THE DRESSES FOR WINTER BALL!? Silver: *slaps her forehead* Prom... gah. Invader: Oh come on.... it’s not THAT bad.... Silver: Yes it is. Rodney: I have to agree with her. Invader: WHA...?! L:HoT: So wait, what’s better than PROM!? SW: YES!!! FINALLY, I GET TO LOSE MY VIRGINITY... WITH A GIRL!!!! Rodney: The answer is simple. Silver: Anti-prom. Torn: “Anti” Prom? Wtf? Are you, like, gay or something? Silver: *clenches her fist* What’s the matter... were you born stupid, or did someone drop you as a baby? Blaire: HEY! NOBODY DROPPED HIM!!! HE JUST DROPS IT LIKE IT’S HOT!!! HoT: huh? Blaire: Nothing. Torn: Oh well, Sadly, I cannot attend neither Prom nor “Anti” prom. Blaire: WHAT?! Torn: Yeah. Hanyou, me, and Bobette need to go somewhere. Blaire: But why.... Torn: Because... heck, I don’t even know what the mission is. SW: Geez, more missions? Invader: What’s Hanyou trying to accomplish? MoM: The Dark side clouds our view of the Force... K-mage: Oh... that’s not good, is it? Torn: Alucard’s going too. Robo: AND MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Rodney: ... bogus. Robo: Sadly, I will be away at this.... event. Don’t worry ladies, if you wish, I will be available until tomorrow... HoT: pfft. Precious: *walks in* So... I assume everyone knows about the Prom? Torn: Yep. Big mouth over there. HoT: HEY!!! Torn: I mean... HoT... told us all about it. Precious: Cheerio. Now, I shall request to speak to Silver, Rodney, Robo, Robby, Invader.... and I think that’s it, right? Silver: What’s up? Precious: We need to talk. Rodney: *shrugs* Okay. Precious: Come with me. Silver: ooooookay... but Robby’s downstairs in the recording room with TS. Precious: Then we’ll just have to pick him up. Come on now, let’s go. Precious leaves with Silver, Rodney, Invader, and Robo. Blaire: *hugs Torn* I don’t want you to leave... Torn: *puts his arm around Blaire and looks all noble* I will restore peace to the galaxy... and I will be the greatest Jedi there ever was. Blaire: *lets go* What? Torn: *shrugs* I love ya babe. *kisses Blaire* I’ll see you later. * leaves* Blaire: :( Mom: *hugs Blaire* Don’t worry, he’ll be alright. K-mage: *hugs Blaire* Yeah... don’t’ worry. SW: *fondles Blaire* Yeah.. .things will be alright with me around... Blaire: *murders SW* SW: ACK! HEY, IT WAS ONLY A GROPE!!! Blaire: That was my BUM!!! *kicks SW’s balls* SW: *faints* MoM: Now you’ll be the sole reason he has no children later in life. Blaire: Oh well, it sucks to be him... COME ON! LET’S GO FIND SOME DRESSES!!! Meanwhile... in another room at KG... Silver: *drops a cup* No... that can’t.... be.... Rodney: You’re kidding, aren’t you? Precious: No, I’m afraid I’m not. Robby: You’re for real then?! No jokes?! Precious: No jokes. Dead serious. Invader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Silver: WHY!? WHY!? WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!!?!?!!!?! Robo: *wets himself* What kind of news did Precious project to the band?! Where’s Torn, Al, Hanyou, and Bobette going?! All this and more... next chapter of KG Dreamer: Prom!!! END of KG Dreamer: KG Prom [The onset of what’s to come] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 (edited) Meanwhile... at KG.... Robo: *wets himself* Rodney: You're kidding, aren't you? Silver: *drops a cup* No... that can't.... be.... Robby: You're for real then?! No jokes?! Precious: No jokes. Dead serious. Invader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Silver: WHY!? WHY!? WHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!!?!?!!!?! Precious: Look, just because we've replaced your band doesn't mean it's the end of the world. Just... the end of the road. For you five. Robo: MONSTER! *throws a cup at Precious then leaves the room* Rodney: Precious... level with us.... this was our GIG man... Robby: Yeah, I mean what're we now, chopped liver? Precious: Don't get me started on liver.... now, I thought it was formal to at least introduce you to the new band of KG. Silver: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO US?! Precious: look, this way, you'll be able to enjoy the Prom!!! Invader: Now that you mention it... Precious: Okay, as I was saying, here is the OFFICIAL band of KG... Shaun! Maurice! Kyton! Alan! Aaaaaaaand Lane! I present to you.... STILL SEARCHING!!! Silver: .... wtf. That was OUR name. Invader: THEY'RE ALL GUYS!!! Maurice: Damn straight. Nice to meet you. Shaun: Yeah, it's like, an honor to play here at KG. Kyton: And we REALLY need a place to crash. Lane: *clears his throat* And shower... Kyton: Oh yeah, and shower. Lane: *smacks his forehead* Robby: .... you replaced US with THEM!? They... they... THEY DON'T EVEN SHOWER!!! Rodney: *shudder* Invader: Well, can you guys... um, play something for us? Silver: Yeah, I mean, we should at least here something from you guys... Shaun: Sure, why not. What do you want us to play? Silver: Hmmm.... Invader, any ideas? Invader: .... hmmm.... How about "My December"? Alan: Sweet... we could do that for you. Lane: *picks up his guitar* Strap up guys! Alan: *picks up his bass guitar* Kyton: *readies his ukulele* Maurice: *sits behind the drumset* Shaun: *grabs the microphone* Um, before we start, could we have your guy's names? Silver: Well, I'm Silver, that's Rodney, here's Invader, and that's Robby. *points to everyone* Rodney: *nods* Shaun: Well, we're gonna play My December for our first ever song at KG, I think it's only fair that we dedicate it to the two ladies of one of the best bands we've ever heard of, Silver and Invader. *winks at them* Silver: Wow... Invader: Hear that?! They dedicated a song to us!!! Rodney: Whoop-de-freaking-doo....heh. Robby: Seriously... I mean, what about us? Damn... Lane: Let's get this started already man... HIT IT! OP Theme song "My December" by Linkin Park TRAGEDY! INTRIGUE! LOVE! HATE! THE PRELUDE TO THE STORM KG DREAMER: KG PROM chapter 2 [some things are better left unsaid.] Meanwhile... at the retreat Hanyou, Bobette, Alucard, Robo, and Torn are attending.... AWAY from KG... Hanyou: I like the way you think. This could get interesting. Voice: Yes.... yes... I must say coordinating with you from the start has been quite fun... it's about time we got started again. Torn: So... whoever you are.... you've worked with Hanyou before? Voice: Yes. Robo: Well, if Hanyou trusts him, I guess I do too. Alucard: I see no harm in this. This could get... interesting.... Voice: And what about you, young lady? Bobette: Well... I mean... Voice: Hmmm? Bobette: If Hanyou's with you... I guess I am too, then. Voice: Great! IT's a unanimous vote! Let's get– Torn: I thought unanimous was something EVERYONE agreed on. Voice: It is... Torn: Well, what if I decided not to go with you on this, huh? Can I just turn around and go home? Voice: Heh heh heh... if your "home" is still standing. If you reject my offer, or accept it and squeal it out to other people, or anything of the like.... I will rain hell upon KG like no one hath ever seen. Torn: ... Voice: There will be.... no survivors. Except the one I need. Torn: Who's that? Voice: That will be revealed in due time, my good friend, all in good time.... Torn: Wtf... good friend? Do I know you? Voice: *steps out of the shadows* Oh, I think you do... Torn: !!! Meanwhile.... at the KG coffee house... Blaire: I'm so sad... I won't get to go to prom with Torny... Silver: *shrugs* He'll be back. Blaire: Come to think of it, who WILL I go with? Silver: Beats me. SW: I could take you, if you'd like. Blaire: No offense... but I'll pass. SW: Not you.... I meant ZF... ZF: ... *throws his coffee at SW* SW: GAH!!! IT BURNS, IT BURNS!!! *writhes in frustration* Donut: .... oooookay. K-mage: I'm going with L:HoT. Silver: Ooh... Frau's a lucky guy. K-mage: Who're you going with, Donut? Donut: Well, I really wanted to ask Kya... but for some reason... I can't get myself to do it... WHY?! WHY CAN'T I DO IT?! *writhes in frustration* SW: Viagra. MoM: WHAT?! SW: Viagra. *shrugs* It helps me do it all the time. Tohru: Ewww... that's gross. SW: What?! It was just a joke... Tohru: Still... it was a gross joke... and goodness, if you need that, then... I guess you can't handle much, can you? ZF: *cough* No he can't... wimp *cough* SW: Whatevers... Rodney: *walks in* Hey, Silver, could I talk to you for a bit? Silver: ? ? ? Rodney: It'll be fast. Silver: *shrugs* I guess.... Blaire: *waves* Bye silver. Rodney leads Silver back to her room. Silver: So... what'd you want to talk about? Rodney: well... Could you go with me to Anti-prom? Silver:... I invited you to Anti-prom. You don't need to take me. Rodney: well, why can't I? Silver: Honestly... this thing... between us... it's not working out. Rodney: Okay, okay, I'll go as your guest. Is that better? Silver: No, I mean... Us. *puts her hand on Rodney's shoulder* Us. Rodney: ... oh. Silver: Seriously... you don't' talk much. Rodney: It's the author's fault. Silver: No... it's yours. Rodney... this will never work. Rodney: so it's over? Silver: That's one way of putting it. Rodney: .... I don't' talk much...? Silver: Yeah... I'll see you later. Around. Something. *goes out of the room* Rodney: ... :( Meanwhile... at the coffee house... Kya: *sipping on some mocha latte coffee goodness* Donut: *walks in* Hey Muki-chan! Kya: *waves* Hiya Donut! Donut: *sits at her table* What're you doing in here? It's summer! Blue skies, bright sun... and you're inside! Kya: *shrugs* I wanted to drink some coffee before I went outside. Donut: cool, cool... Kya: So wait, what're you doing in here if outside's so great and all? Hmm? Donut: Well, I saw you through the window, so I figured I should drop in, say hi, you know? Kya: Thanks... Donut: Hey, do you have a date for the prom yet? Kya: Huh? Umm.... no.... *blush* Donut: Would you mind if I took you? Kya: Not at all!!! YAY!! I have a date for the prom!!! *does a little dance* Donut: *smiles* I'll see you then, then, okay? Kya: Then then? *laughs* Donut: *shrugs* Meanwhile... outside Silver's room... Silver: *fumbling with her keys* Dammit... which one is it...?! Shaun: *walks by* Hey. Silver: *turns around* Oh! Um, hey... uh... Shaun, was it? Shaun: Yeah, ha ha. You need some help? Silver: No... well... I'm just having trouble looking for my key... I lost the original and I had to borrow this big huge ring of master keys.... but problem is, it has a key to every room in the place. Shaun: o.O Silver: yep. Shaun: So... um, do you have a date for prom? Silver: nope! Shaun: Really? Sweet... Could I take– Silver: Nope! Shaun: ...? Silver: I'm gonna go to anti-prom. *smiles* Shaun: Anti-prom... ? Silver: The Anti-social event of the season!!! Shaun: oooookay... Silver: Wanna come? Shaun: Well... I'm kinda playing at Prom... so... Silver: I see. Damn. Shaun: Well, I'll see you around. Good luck with those keys, Silver. Silver: Um... thanks.... I guess. *smiles* Shaun: See you around. *smiles* Silver: Um... yeah.... I guess. Heh heh. ED theme song Yellocard's "Only One" END of KG Dreamer: Prom, Chapter 2 [some things are better left unsaid.] Next time, on KG Dreamer... ~ IT'S TIME FOR THE PROM!!! ~ SW REALLY ISN'T GAY!!! ~ SILVER UNCOVERS A REVELATION... OR PULLED INTO ONE!!! ~ STILL SEARCHING REALLY ISN'T AN ALL GUY BAND!!! ~ MOONLIT MOMENTS!!! ~ THE CONCLUSION TO THE THREE PART PROM SAGA!!!! Stay tuned for this, and more, on the next KG Dreamer, KG DREAMER, KG PROM CHAPTER 3! [Takeoffs and Landings] Edited August 21, 2007 by mdonut281 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Meanwhile... at KG, on the day of the Prom... Blaire: *running around* WHERE IS HEEEEEE????? Donut: Momo-chan... calm down, he’ll be back... Blaire: YEAH, BUT NOT IN TIME FOR PROM!!! *cries* MoM: Blaire, he’s coming back. I have an instinct about it... I don’t know what, but something’s telling me he’ll make it in time... Blaire: REALLY!? MoM: *nods* I guess you could call it... women’s intuition? Blaire: *screams happily and runs into her room to get changed* K-mage: *walks by* Hey, did you guys see L:HoT? L:HoT: I’m right here, milady. *offers her a bouquet of flowers* MoM: Well, aren’t you the gentleman? If I knew I was going to get flowers, I would’ve tried more harder to get asked by you. L:HoT: Who’re you going with anyway? MoM: SW. L:HoT: Really now? Are you serious? MoM: *slaps her forehead* I wish I weren’t. HoT: *comes by* Hey guys. L:HoT: Hey there HoT. HoT: Dressed already? L:HoT: It DOES start in an hour... HoT: ... L:HoT: Who’re you going with anyway? HoT: SW. MoM: WHAT?! HoT: ...? K-mage: SW is MoM’s DATE!!! HoT: NO WAY!!! K-mage: Way sister, way. Tohru: *comes around* Hiya! Wow, everyone’s all dressed up and stuff... aren’t you all excited? K-mage: I know I am. Who’s your date? Tohru: SW, that cute boy. Donut: *slaps his forehead* Ichigo: eh...? What is it? HoT: Nothing really, except he told US *points to MoM* that he was taking US *points at MoM again* Tohru: WHAT?! NO WAY!!! K-mage: *nods* Way sister... way. Kawaii: *walks by* Hey, what’s the big commotion? Donut: Hold on, hold on, let’s see here... Kawaii, who’re you taking to prom? MoM: It’s SW isn’t it?! Kawaii: No... it’s ZF... Alucard’s not here, so ZF asked me. MoM: Whew. Kawaii: Oh wait, I had to decline his offer. K-mage: WHAT?! Kawaii: Yeah, SW asked me first and I said yes to him. HoT: Meanwhile.. In SW’s room... SW: Ha ha ha... tonight be my pimping night. *puts on his tux jacket* Now... for my pimping hat. *puts on his pimping hat* And now... time to escort my– His door slams open with MoM, HoT, Ichigo, and Kawaii in the doorway. SW: Ladies... I thought I was supposed to pick ya’ll up.... but hey, this works. Wanna come in? HoT: GET THE PIMP!!! Ichigo: *Holds up a bat* YEAH!!!! MoM: MAKE SURE HE NEVER HAS CHILDREN AGAIN!!! SW: WHAT?! NO! I WANT CHILDREN DAMMIT!!! Kawaii: LET US TORTURE HIM FOR THINKING WE ARE MEASLY WHORES!!! The girls cheer. HoT: *holds up a pitchfork* ATTACK!!!! MoM: YAAAAH!!! Ichigo: *runs forward, yelling* SW: *whimpers* Mommy... SW recieves the butt-kicking of his life from four girls. However, one thing came out of this: Now the world knows he’s not gay. SW: DAMN STRAIGHT!!! HoT: Unless he’s trying to hide the fact that he’s gay by going out with four women to the Prom... MoM: THAT MONSTER!!! DISH HIM A SECOND HELPING OF PAIN!!! SW: DAMMIT!!! *gets his butt whooped once more* OP Theme song “My December” by Linkin Park TRAGEDY! INTRIGUE! LOVE! HATE! THE PRELUDE TO THE STORM KG DREAMER: KG PROM chapter 3 [Takeoffs and Landings] Meanwhile... outside of Kya’s room... Donut: *waiting outside* Muki-chaaaan.... are you almost done? Kya: *from inside* almost done! Just a few more minutes, k? Donut: *checks his watch* Muki-chan... it’s starting... Kya: Yes, yes, I know... DAMMIT!!! WHERE IS MY HEELS!? >. Meanwhile... at the Prom... Shaun: And now, we’re gonna play a nice little tune for you, it’s a little oriental so bare with us, okay? ZF: Oriental... I like oriental. Kawaii: Oh yes! I wonder what they’re gonna play... The band, Still Searching, plays HOME MADE Kazoku’s “Thank you (Arigatou)”. HoT: *nods her head* Nice beat. K-mage: I guess you could say that... Usher: Excuse me, but I would like to inform you that the buffet table is now open. SW: YES! FOOD!!! MoM: SIT DOWN! Tohru: Yeah, if you don’t be quiet and starve, we’re gonna have to hurt you again. SW: :( ZF: *points and laughs at SW* HoT: WANNA JOIN HIM IN HIS MISERY AND PAIN!? ZF: *puts his head down* Meanwhile... at the Anti-Prom... Silver: *sitting on a chair in the coffee house* ... It’d be so much more fun if there were people around. At Kya’s room... Donut: *sitting against her door, falling asleep* Blaire: *walking down the hall with Torn* Donut man! Donut: *wakes up* Huh?! Wha... *rubs his eyes* Hey Momo-chan! Sup Torn! Torn: Hey man. I just got in a while ago, so I figured I should at least take my Blaire to Prom. Donut: Yeah... that’s cool. Torn: So uh... what’re you... Donut: Oh, Kya’s just looking for her footwear. Torn: oh. Donut: yeah, apparently she lost it, so WHOA! The door opens suddenly, and Donut falls back and his the floor with his head. Donut: >. Kya: *kneels down* I’m sorry... I thought we were in a hurry.... *rubs his head* You okay? Donut: Yeah.. I’m fine... and we are in a hurry, it’s just that.... Kya: Hmm? Donut: *stands up* It’s just that... you looks so beautiful. Kya: *blushes* Thanks... Donut: *helps Kya up* Oh yeah, I got these for you. I remember saying once that you’d like to receive chrysanthemums for once.... so.... *hands Kya a bouquet of chrysanthemums* Blaire: aww.... Torn: Yeah, I just gave Blaire a rose I found off the side of the road. *shrugs* Blaire: But it’s still nice anyway. Torn: Yeah, it’s still nice anyway. Kya: *smiles* I didn’t know you’d still remember... wow... thank you... Donut: I’m glad you like it. *smiles* Torn: Now, since we’re all ready, let’s go make a scene. Donut: Amen to that Torn. Let’s walk in, and let the whole world know that we are two of the luckiest guys at KG. Torn: We just happen to be taking the most wonderful and hottest girls in the place. Blaire: Why thank you, Torny. Kya: Let’s go! Come on! We’re gonna be late... And the four run off to the Prom... but meanwhile, at the Anti-prom... Silver: *Sigh* This isn’t going as planned... Precious: *walks in* Hey. Silver: Hey. Precious: Am I the only one here? Silver: Looks like it. Precious: Darn. Silver: Honestly, where have you been lately? I haven’t seen you around... you used out hang with us at the coffee house, or at the pool, or something... now... it’s just, business terms only and crap... Precious: Well, I’ve been thinking a lot.... I mean, I see how much KG is thriving right now, and all that, and I began to think if I could take a vacation... you know, take a break from being Admin to this whole place. Silver: But it’d fall apart if you left!!! Precious: Nah. You’d all be alright. Silver: <_ if you leave i gonna have to skap you.> Precious: *opens his mouth, but no sound comes out* Silver: Huh? I couldn’t hear you. Precious: *frozen* Silver: That’s odd... I wonder what – FLASH! Silver finds herself in a dark room in a temple. Silver: ...? What the heck... where am I.... Hanyou: That remains to be unsaid. Bobette: Indeed. Silver: Hanz? Hanyou: You have been summoned here because The Insane Octopus wants to talk to you. I’m sorry, we can’t reveal to you this location until you find it on your own. Bobette: We’re very sorry, Silver. Silver: ... wait a minute, so this crazy piece of sushi wants to talk to me?! And I’ll... be talking with this seafood platter? Alucard: *steps out of the shadows with Robo* It’s a codename. Robo: He cannot reveal his identity to you until he has your pledged loyalty. Silver: He? Who’s this he? Voice: It is I. Silver: Nice, you know, being in the shadows helps me tell who you are, you know, since I can see you LOUD AND CLEAR. <_> Voice: Calm down Silver... or else you’ll have to go back to that failure of a party. Silver: How do you... Voice: I know a lot of things Silver. Like how you broke up with Rodney. And how you imagined Precious actually walked in. Silver: That was... my imagination? Voice: Silver, it’s okay. You’re alone. We understand. Silver: I’m not alone... I have lots of friends... so shut up... Voice: Ah, but where are your friends now? Silver: ... Voice: Did they go to your little “Anti-Prom”? Silver: no... Voice: We are your friends, my darling. We can show you your potential, your talent, and let you be useful. We’ll be your friends, Silver... Your friends.... Silver: You’re starting to scare me. ... you’re not Michael Jackson are you? Voice: Oh please, heavens no. Allow me to get to the point. Join me, join us, Silver, and help us reform the world. Help us restore it back to it’s original luster, the once perfect world it used to be... with friends. Silver: .... I’m listening. Voice: I can show you want you can do... and I can help you get over... those bright eyes of yours. Silver: Bright eyes? Robo: *goes in front of her and holds up a mirror* Silver: *looks horrified* My... Byakugan eyes... the white eyes.... No... I thought that– Voice: It was not only in the Kakariko Palace RPG. Kakariko Palace was just a way to show everyone what they used to be able to do, what they used to be able to have. Silver: *starting to tear up, still shocked at her eyes* Used... to? Used to!? Voice: Just join me, Silver... and it’ll all be alright. Pledge your allegiance to me, young one... I’ll show you the world. Silver: *grabs the mirror and throws it to the side, shattering it* .... Robo: *whimper* Voice: *a hand emerges from the shadows* Will you.... join us? Silver: *hangs her head down and holds the Voice’s hand* Yes. Voice: Good.... Good... Silver: Who are you, anyhow...? Voice: *steps out of the shadows* It’s me, Silver. Or should I say... Gin-chan. Silver: YOU!!! Meanwhile.... at the Prom... Torn walks in hand in hand with Blaire, while Kya walks in with Donut arm in arm. L:HoT: Look, that’s her... SW: Who? L:HoT: Kya... and Blaire... daaaaaaamn. SW: Crap, yeah it’s her. Only her and Blaire denied me, you know that? ONLY THEM TWO. Wtf. I was so close.. K-mage: *skaps SW* Torn: *escorts Blaire to her seat, then sits* Hey guys. ZF: About time another dose of testosterone joins the table. HoT: I know... jeez... Blaire: <_> HoT: ??? Torn: HoT, I think it’s best that you shut up right now. HoT: um... okay... :Unsure: Donut: *whipsers to Kya* Hey, wanna go check out the balcony? There’s a great view. Kya: *smiles and nods* okie dokie. ^.^ Donut: *leads her to the balcony* Kya: *leans against the railing* Ahhh.... feel that breeze? Summer breeze.... makes me feel fine... hee hee. Donut: *smiles at Kya* Kya: *looks at Donut and smiles back* Meanwhile... inside... Shaun: Okay, okay, this is the last song for the evening guys. We’re gonna wrap it up, but not before having our female part of the band sing a little something for you folks. Invader: They’re not 100% guys!!! MoM: That’s... a good thing? Invader: *shrugs* they could’ve been sexist. Shaun: And let me introduce... Nicole.... Brown!!!! Appaluse. Nicole: *walks up on stage* Thanks Shaun, I’ll let Joyce know later about the good job you did. Shaun: Well, I’m out. See everyone later. *walks out of the Prom room* Nicole: Now, I’m gonna sing a song that means a lot to me... and I figure that since there wasn’t any slow songs played by Still Searching yet... Kyton: *coughs* Nicole: We’re gonna play Utada Hikaru’s “First Love”. With me, as vocals of course, because Shaun’s a boy. The band starts playing “First Love”. Torn: Hey, wanna dance? Blaire: I thought you’d never ask... *goes up with Torn to dance* K-mage: Hey L:HoT! Let’s go! L:HoT: *escorts K-mage to the dance floor* Right behind ya! Invader: Hey... ZF, wanna dance? ZF: *shrugs* I’m down with that. *goes off to dance with Invader* MoM: ... No. SW: I DIDN’T EVEN ASK YET!!! MoM: But by stating that you didn’t even ask yet means that you intended to ask, and to help you save your breath, I gave you your answer. SW: Dang nabbit. Meanwhile... outside, on the balcony... Kya: *dancing in the moonlight with Donut* This is so great.... Donut: I know... this song is already awesome and stuff, but dancing with you... makes this moment perfect. Kya: If this were a dream, right now, being with you... I wouldn’t want to wake up. Donut: I see nothing but greatness in your eyes... it's like it's a reflection of who you are... sweet, kind... generous, playful... cute, loving.... sugoi, awesome, fi-na.... perfect... Kya: You strike me silent with your words. You're absolutely amazing and infinitely more... Donut: I'm sorry Muki-chan, but my words can't do justice to how infinitely great, wonderful, beautiful, awesome you really are... you are so much more than I can say. Kya: *kisses Donut* You... you don’t have to say anything. Donut: then please... I pray you.... allow me to say this. *holds Kya close and kisses her back* I love you. Kya: I’m so happy... Because I love you too... Donut: *hugs Kya tightly* I wanted to tell you for so long... how I felt.... how much I wanted to be with you... Kya: *hugging Donut* I know... I wanted to do the same... but... but... Donut: Hmm? Kya: Um... I think we’ve been caught, Donut. Hee hee. *blushes madly* Donut: *turns around and finds everyone from the prom watching him and Kya* ... oh. Uh... Invader: No, please, continue on. SW: Yes! Those lines earlier were awesome!! They’ll do as GREAT pick up lines!!! Nicole: Go on Casanova. Kiss the girl. Kya: *looks at Donut* Yeah. Kiss me. *smiles* Donut: Only for you, my Muki-chan. *kisses Muki-chan deeply* ZF: Awwwwwwww.... Lane: Awesome, awesome, so, you two are like, together now, huh? Donut: *shrugs* I guess we are. Ichigo: Congrats! Kawaii: Yes! Good for you two!!! Blaire: It’s about time... *laughs* Torn: Good job man. Maurice: You know what, this is all fine and dandy and all that. So I propose we have an after party, not just to celebrate Donut guy and Kya’s little getting together, but as a nice way to end this prom night. Invader: That sounds swell. Kyton: WOOOOO!!! PAR-TAY!!! Everyone starts to make their way to the Bar. Meanwhile... at the coffee house... Silver: *flashes back in* ... Precious: ...? Where’d you go? Silver: I was... well... I don’t know. Precious: *shrugs* Silver: WAIT!!! *goes over to Precious and pokes him* Precious: ...wtf. Silver: Well... I just had to check if you were real. Precious: .... oookay... look, it’s getting late, I’m off to get some sleep, and uh, you should too.... *runs out of the coffee house* Silver: ... :( All alone again.... Shaun: *walks in* Hey beautiful. Silver: Oh.... hey Shaun. Shaun: *sits next to Silver* What happened to your eyes? Silver: Oh... nothing... they’re just... Shaun: Oh well, it doesn’t matter. You look only more beautiful with them. Silver: Why thank– Wait, are you hitting on me? Shaun: What? Nah, that’s crazy talk. Silver: You’re flirting with me!!! Shaun: *smiles* So? Silver: Do it some more. I’m not feeling real good right now. Shaun: Don’t’ worry, let’s chat a bit then. Let me go fix you a cup of coffee or something... *goes off to work the coffee maker* Rodney: *standing outside the window, looking in on them, but they’re not aware that he’s watching them* Meanwhile... at Infinity Fortress.... Bobette: *sitting on the roof, watching the full moon* Hanyou: *comes and sits next to her and puts his arm around her* Hey silly... why’re you out here all alone? Bobette: *points at the moon* Look... it’s a full moon, Hanzy. Hanyou: Indeed it is. Bobette: Isn’t it romantic? Hanyou: Yes... it truly is. Bobette: What will this war do to us, my love? Hanyou: The war is so far away... let us just live this night, bathed in the moons watchful eye, together... Bobette: *smiles and huggles Hanyou* Okay. I can do that. Hanyou: *smiles at Bobette* I love you. Bobtte: I love you too. Hanyou: Good night, my darling. Bobette: *lays back and watches the night sky with Hanyou* Good night... I’ll see you in the morning.... Hanyou: Yes... and that’s when we strike. ED theme Song Yellowcard’s “Only One” END of KG Dreamer, Prom Saga [Takeoffs and Landings] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Meanwhile... after a hard night of partying at KG.... in the coffee house... Silver: *sleeping on the couch* Mmm... Charizard..... yay.... wait Shaun, that’s your pokeballs... not.... No!!!.... don’t... okay.... Master balls for you it is then.... NO! DON’T TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ME LIKE THAT!!! I DON’T CARE IF I’M DRUNK! I– *rolls off the couch yelling* Shaun: .... *standing behind the couch, looking at her* Silver: *sticks her head up and looks around, dazed* .... Oh. Um... hey Shaun. Shaun: Yo. Uh, you okay? Silver: Yeah... it’s just that... I’m not a morning person myself you know.... Shaun: I’m a morning person.... Silver: ... you know what I mean. Shaun: How could you not be a morning person... *walks over to Silver and helps her up*...when you look so pretty when you wake up? Silver: .... You dind’t sleep with me or anyhting while I was drunk, did you? Shaun: No, I slept with you while you were sleeping.... Silver: WHAT?! YOU.... YOU... PERVERT!!! *skaps Shaun* Shaun: IT’S NOT LIKE THAT!!! I MEAN “SLEEP” DAMMIT!!! *rubbing his head* Silver: .... oh. Well, thanks for keeping me company. Chee-hee. Shaun: Yeah... no problem... come on, let’s eat. Silver: Okay. *goes to the table with the food on it* Shaun: You know, I gotta use the bathroom real fast. I’ll brb, okay? Silver: Okay. *shrugs* Meanwhile.... at the bar... SW: .... ZF: .... SW: So let’s review. ZF: Right. SW: There’s no way I fell asleep in your arms. ZF: And I DID go to sleep with pants on. SW: Good. ZF: Righty-o, my friend. *holds up a shot glass* SW: *raises his own* Cheers, my friend. Here’s to some more drunken fun, and good times... ZF: And... WOMEN! SW: AND WOMEN! CHEERS!!! *clinks his cup with ZF’s, and they both chug their shots down* Meanwhile... at Blaire’s room... Torn: *sneaks out quietly and closes her door* Blaire: *sleeping on her bed, absent-mindedly munching on a Haru plushie* Meanwhile... in Kya’s room.... Kya: *opens her eyes slowly* Mmm... morning.... it’s here. Donut: *holding her in his arms on the bed* Ah... good morning, sleeping beauty. Sleep well, my love? *smiles down at Kya* Kya: yes!!! *huggles her Donut* Well, thanks to you, otherwise I don’t think I would’ve ever gotten out of that bar... I mean... I felt so... Donut: *shrugs* you were out of control.... Kya: *gasps and slaps Donut* You were drinking too!!! What was this, “Oh, just a sip I guess”, then you drink the whole wine bottle!!! Donut: .... uh.... :Unsure: Kya: *hugs and kisses him* Don’t worry, I still love you. Donut: Phew. Kya: Huh? Donut: I love you too, sweet heart. Meanwhile... at Infinity Fortress... Voice: Everything’s ready? Hanyou: Indeed. Everything’s according to plan, and we’re slightly ahead of schedule. Voice: Our agents are safe and ready. I think we should deploy. Hanyou: Yes.... and wipe out... everybody. *clenches his fist and grins evily* Bobette: Push the button!!! Robo: YES!! PUSH THE BUTTON!!! Frau: *walks in* Hold it.... don’t you dare push that button. Hanyou: ... you have arrived. Frau: Yep. Hanyou: We thought you got lost on the way here. Frau: I had Wind help me out. Hanyou: Ah... well, in that case, LET’S WIPE OUT KG!!! ALL OF THEM!!! EVERY SINGLE– Frau: Except her. Hanyou: .... Bobette: .... Voice: .... what? Frau: You know.... her. Hanyou: AH.... yes, of course. All but her. Voice: Why didn’t you say so... *shakes his head* Well, we already made the plans, she’s already safe. Frau: Good. Commence things, I need not interfere. Voice: Launch the 8 bots. Hanyou: *pushes a button* 8 Bots, launched. Estimated time of Arrival... 2 minutes. Bobette: O.o that fast? Voice: *smiles* They have to be to keep up with me. *disappears* Opening theme song “So Long Astoria” by The Ataris MYSTERY! BETRAYAL! LOYALTY! COMPASSION! MASQUERADES! IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS!!! KG DREAMER, THE LAST CRUSADE!!! Chapter ONE: [The rice grain that tips the scales] Meanwhile... at KG... Donut: *walking hand in hand with Kya to the food court* Kya: Hey, Donut.... Donut: Yeah, Muki-chan...? Kya: *hugs his arm* Do you love me? Donut: *stops and looks at her* How could you say something like that?! Kya: ... ? *tears welling up in her eyes* Donut: *wipes her tears then hugs her tightly* Don’t worry, I love you, Muki-chan... Kya: You sure? Donut: *smiles* Promise. In fact, I– MoM comes running towards them. Donut: Hey, MoM! Morning! MoM: DUCK!!! *dives to the floor* CRASH!!! A wall is crumbled to nothing as a whole bunch of 8 bots come out of the hole. Kya: *screams* Donut: WHAT THE... MoM: EXACTLY!!! RUN!!! *runs away* 8 bot: Lacaliburs activate. All the 8 bots ignite glowing laser swords. 8 bot: Kill Designated Target. No Survivors. All the 8 bots rush towards Donut and Kya. Kya: NO!!! NO!!!! STAY AWAY!!! *holds her arms in front of her* FLASH!!! What’s this.... oh yes.... I remember now.... this is how I would defend myself.... and now, this is how I defend my love.... Kya: TAKE THIS!!! *throws two energy balls at two 8 bots, which rips right through them, causing them to explode* Donut: WHOA! How’d you do that?! Kya: I... how could I have forgotten after all this time... 8 bot: Target confirmed as Hostile. Increase setting to obliterate. *all the 8 bots rush faster at them* Kya: *grabs Donut and flies away* Donut: YOU FLY TOO!? Meanwhile.... at the coffee shop... Silver: What was that crash... and where’s Shaun... I’m so worried.... Dammit. Rodney: *walks in* Have a good night last night, hmm? Silver: what? Rodney: Is that the guy you were cheating on me with? Silver: I wasn’t cheating on you... look, we broke up, GET EFFING OVER IT!!! Rodney: my bloody white butt. Most bogus thing I’ve EVER heard. In fact, I – BOOM!!! the windows to the coffee shop are shattered and the door falls down. Rodney: What the... Silver: Oh no. It’s... it’s started. Rodney: Started... what... FLASH!!! I don’t know, but I promised I’d defend what I care for. Even though I don’t care for her as a friend right now... she’s only human. I gotta defend her for that. ... My eyes... yes... this is the power they held... this was all part of my bloodline, my family heritage.... if anyone messed with me, then I’d use my abilities... Rodney: ... Wow. Silver: Tell me about it... 8 bot: *arrives with a whole squad of other 8 bots* Target sighted. Silver: *gets in a stance* Rodney: *grabs a kunai from his pocket* Okay... now... let’s deal with these guys together, Silver. 8 bot: *nods* engage target. Silver: *leaps and strikes Rodney’s neck* Rodney: Silver... you... *faints* 8 bot: General, our squad is at your will. *salutes* Silver: Good. Let’s carry out the mission then. 8 bot: *ignites a Laclibur* Shall I dispose of him? Silver: No. He’s not worth your time. Meanwhile... in Blaire’s room.... Blaire: *hiding under her covers* Someone... save me.... MoM: *hiding under her covers too* They’re monsters... barbaric... I hope Donut and Kya made it... Voice: Blaire, MoM, come out, there’s nothing to be afraid of. MoM: Someone’s... in the room... Blaire: I know... but I know that voice!!! But wait.... it can’t be.... MoM: Someone is in here.... and I can feel their murderous intent.... Blaire: No!!! It’s... *gets out from under the covers* CR8ZY!!! Cr8zy: *smiles* Ah, Momo-chan. Blaire: *runs over and hugs him* I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!!! Cr8zy: not to worry... not to worry.... MoM: CR8ZY!? MY GOODNESS!!! YOU MUST SAVE US!!! Cr8zy: Hmm? Blaire: Yeah... those 8 bot thingies... they’re... killing the people of KG.... Cr8zy: Not to worry, Momo-chan, you’ll see them soon enough. Blaire: ... Only Donut calls me Momo-chan... what’s going on...? Cr8zy stabs Blaire with a sword through her stomach. Blaire: *speechless* Cr... Cr8... Cr8zy... I... *shaking* Cr8zy: It’s okay. Let go. Be free, and die already, woman. *lets go of Blaire and she slumps onto the ground* MoM: HEY!! YOU– Cr8zy: *holds up a crystal ball* Look at this.... wow... doesn’t this... remind you of something? Precious: *bursts in* YOU!!! MoM: PRECIOUS!!! CR8zy: *swiftly slides forward and stabs MoM in the stomach as well* MoM: *gasps and falls unconsious* Precious: ENOUGH!!! CALL THIS OFF!!! Cr8zy: Why? What’s the matter? Mr. Admin of KG came to protect his people? Precious: GET OUT!!! BEFORE I KILL YOU!!! Cr8zy: Funny... I remember you being a lot more violent... and powerful. Oh well, time to fix that. FLASH!!! I’m the most powerful out of them... they know that too.... for that, I raise my sword to die for them... Precious: *holding a sword in his hand* Cr8zy: My my my... getting violent, aren’t we? Precious: ASHES TO ASHES!!! DUST TO DUST!!! AWAKEN YOUR POWER AND STAND UP FOR THE WEAK! RYUUJIN JAKKA!!! *his sword starts glowing madly* Cr8zy: *already behind him* Pfft. You make me laugh. Cr8zy slices off Precious’ arms. Precious: ARRRRRRRRRRUGH!!! *writhes in pain and is brought to his knees* Cr8zy: You’re still too weak to prove as any challenge to me, even with that stupid sword of yours. Precious: You’ll never be... half the man I was.... I swear... Cr8zy: *slaps Precious* Shut up. Now, you’re all weak and stuff. But what if I told you that you could get more powerful? Precious: *glaring at Cr8zy* More... power...!? Cr8zy: Indeed... you see, me, and this Crystal Ball, as you have noticed, are the keys to getting your memories back. And getting your memory back means getting your power back. Precious: Tell me... TELL ME.... what happened.... the... past... Cr8zy: I’ll just leave you with a parting gift, one that’ll make you seek me out. I promise. Cr8zy gives a hickie to Precious on the neck. Precious: YOU FLAMING GAY– Cr8zy: *shrugs* Weakling. *grins evily* Precious: You... You... *faints while bleeding profusely* Cr8zy: Oh well, my job is done. I kissed the prince, killed the girls, hmmm... I’m sure the 8 bots have gotten Silver... yes, they’ll be cleaning up the rest. Oh, one more tap of the crystal ball oughta do it... I can’t leave everyone powerless, can I? A big huge flash fills KG... and disappears as soon as it came. Cr8zy: Very nice. Well, nighty night, my Precious: I’ll see you at Infinity Fortress... heh heh heh heh.... *poofs out and disappears* Meanwhile... in the courtyard.... Invader: *casting spells at the 8 bots* K-mage: *doing the same* Kya: *flies towards them with Donut in her hands* K-mage!!! Invader!!! K-mage: It’s Kya!!! Invader: WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF 8 BOTS!!! Donut: *turns his head and sees the 8 bots still chasing them* Kya: *lets Donut down* There... now stay put. Let the ladies take care of action, okay sweetie? Donut: Oh... okay.... Invader: You heard her, K-mage. Let’s whoop some 8 Bot butt. K-mage: Preach on, sister... preach on. The four of them are surrounded by a sea of 8 bots, all ready to kill them at their command. WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE FOUR BRAVE WARRIORS!? HAS SILVER REALLY TURNED TO THE DARK SIDE?! WILL PRECIOUS, BLAIRE, AND MoM BE OKAY!? WHO WILL COME TO THE RESCUE?! CR8ZY APPARENTLY DIDN’T... FIND OUT, ON THE NEXT KG DREAMER: THE LAST CRUSADE!!! Ending Theme Song Kiss~ Because I’m a Girl END of KG Dreamer, The Last Crusade: Chapter One [The rice grain that tips the scales] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Meanwhile... in the courtyard.... Invader: *casting spells at the 8 bots* K-mage: *doing the same* Kya: *flies towards them with Donut in her hands* K-mage!!! Invader!!! K-mage: It’s Kya!!! Invader: WITH A WHOLE BUNCH OF 8 BOTS!!! Donut: *turns his head and sees the 8 bots still chasing them* Kya: *lets Donut down* There... now stay put. Let the ladies take care of action, okay sweetie? Donut: Oh... okay.... Invader: You heard her, K-mage. Let’s whoop some 8 Bot butt. K-mage: Preach on, sister... preach on. The four of them are surrounded by a sea of 8 bots, all ready to kill them at their command. Donut: We’re doomed. Invader: *throws a shoe at Donut* IDIOT!!! WE’RE NOT GOING TO DIE!!! 8bot: *throws a lacalibur into K-mage’s chest* Terminate Targets. K-mage: O.o Kya: ... O.O K-mage: *takes out the lacalibur from her wound and throws it at the 8bot* HECK NO!!! YOU DID NOT JUST TRY AND KILL ME!!! *burns with righteous fervor* Some random voice: HEY!!! I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT!!! Donut: !!! Kya: *looks around* Where.... where have I heard that voice before.... SW: *bursts in* FANTASTIC!!!! Aaaaaand... ZF: *bursts in* GRRRRRRRREAT!!! *strikes a pose with SW* SW: QUINCY!!! I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE.... THREE DAMSELS IN DISTRESS!!! ZF: SOUL REAPER!!! I THINK IT’S TIME TO USE OUR AWESOME LOST BUT FOUND POWERS TO COMBAT THE MENACES! SAVE THE GIRLS!!! AND.... SW: *grins with a thumbs up* SCORE!!! Invader: *slaps her forehead* SW: COME ON, DO IT WITH ME!!! THE SWZF READY FOR BATTLE POSE!!! *burns with righteous fervor* ZF: *gets in stance* HAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.... SW: YES!!! YES!!! HARDER!!! ZF: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaa..... SW: MORE!!! MORE PUSH!!! MORE STRENGTH!!! MORE... SPIRIT!!! Kya: Donut.... those guys are scaring me.... Donut: Muki-chan.... they’re scaring me too. ZF: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! SW: IS THIS IT!? ZF: ... ..... *farts* SW: *slaps his forehead* >. K-mage: O.O Kya: *faints and falls into Donut’s arms* Donut: *can’t take the smell anymore* Invader: *looking to spray that stuff with SOMETHING.... Lysol, air freshener, ANYTHING!!!* A whole bunch of 8bots melt and die. ZF: VICTORY!!! *strikes the sexy ghostbusting pose* SW: .... Donut: Crap dammit, let’s just cut to commercial already. Invader: WHERE IS THE LYSOL!? THE GLADE PLUG-INS!!! THE OUST AIR FRESHNER!!! CONFONNIT ANYTHING TO SPRAY JUST TO GET RID OF THE SMELL!!! SW: Well, you make everything all nice and happy again, so how about you spray yourself on me and I’ll feel good all over? Invader: ..... WHERE’S THAT BLOODY COMMERCIAL!!! CRAP DAMMIT, GET THIS PSYCHOPATH OUT OF MY FACE!!! AND GET ME AIR FRESHENER!!! Opening theme song “So Long Astoria” by The Ataris MYSTERY! BETRAYAL! LOYALTY! COMPASSION! MASQUERADES! IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS!!! KG DREAMER, THE LAST CRUSADE!!! Chapter TWO: [[The Swift Conclusion and the Bird That Took Flight]] SW: *charges in to the wave of 8bots with his sword* YAAAAAH!!!! ZF: *draws a soul arrow and shoots it at the nearest 8bot* CHEEE-HEEEE!!!!! In a matter of mere minutes, half the 8bots that were there are gone, thanks to SW and ZF. K-mage: O.O Invader: ... showoffs. <_> Kya: Come on! Let’s go help them out!!! Donut: No!!! Muki-chan, K-mage, you both have healing powers, I’ll need you two to go and help Precious, Blaire, and MoM out. Invader: Huh? What happened to them!? Kya: OH! I forgot about them!!! Invader, we passed their room while running through the halls and they didn’t look too good... K-mage: What’re we waiting for? Let’s go help them!!! Kya: *turns to Donut* Are you gonna be okay? Donut: No worries, love. Me and Invader can clean up things over here. Kya: *kisses Donut on the cheek and leaves with K-mage* Invader: ... so wait, what can you do? Donut: *brings out Falchion* I sorta found this in my hands when we were running away. I also have my Right Arm, you know. Invader: oh.... well, come on, let’s kick some robot butt!!! SW: WHEW!!! Done!!! The 8bots that were there are all destroyed. ZF: I swear, there isn’t a job that the dynamic duo of the 281st can’t handle!!! SW: YOOOSHAA!!!! *strikes a pose with ZF* Invader: ... You didn’t leave any for US!? Donut: Well... at least they defeated them... Meanwhile... at Infinity Fortress.... Hanyou: Hmmm.... this is interesting. I never knew they’d be so valuable as a team. C8zy: Their strength is together. Simply remove a chemical from the formula and the fusion falls apart. Frau: Eh... what? Bobette: Simple. If their on their own, without the other, then they won’t perform as well. Cr8zy: It is of no consequence. Send in Gin-chan. Alucard: Ah.... what a magnificent idea.... Hanyou: Stop your brown-nosing, vampire. Alucard: <_> Back at the courtyard in KG... 8bot: Shall we commence fire? Silver: No... not yet. I’m enjoying the looks on all their faces. Silver just walked in with a whole bunch of 8bots behind her. SW: .... Invader: Si...Sil...Silver? Silver: Yeah? Invader: Those 8bots behind you.... don’t make any sudden movements.... Silver: *shrugs* I got to get them under my control, you can relax now. ZF: REALLY?! HOW DID YOU DO IT!? Silver: Magic, my friend. *winks* Donut: Phew. For a while there, I thought you were on their side. Silver: .... wait a minute, I forgot. I AM on their side. Hee hee. 8BOTS!!! KILL THEM ALL!! 8bot: Commence Attack. 8bot: Roger Roger! The 8bots start moving forward, their lacaliburs blazing. Invader: SILVER!!! WHY!? Silver: Nothing personal... It’s just that us Evil Girl Scouts kick some major booty. SW: CURSES!!! ZF: SW!!! GEAR UP!!! SW: *grabs his sword* ZF: *draws an arrow* FOR KG!!! SW: FOR KG!!! ZF and SW commence their attacks on the 8bots. Donut: INVADER!!! GET READY!!! *draws Falchion* Invader: Silver... how could you.... Silver: I told you, ntohing-- GAH!!! *flies off to the side* ZF: SORRY ABOUT THAT!!! I NEED TO WORK ON MY AIM!!! Silver: *looks around* Holy crap... wtf.... the whole squad is almost obliterated.... SW: THAT’S RIGHT!! WE’RE THE DYNAMIC DUO OF THE 281ST!!! ZF: *finishes the last 8bot* Whew. That was... refreshing, wasn’t it SW? SW: UDANSTRAIGHT!! *strikes a pose* Invader: What? ZF: You darn straight, you damn straight, take your pick.. Invader: Guys. Such a confusing gender... *shakes her head* Silver: Tch.. *gets up and shakes herself off* How the heck did you two get so.... so freaking powerful? SW: Magic. *winks* Silver: ..... ZF: I’ll tell you if you would like to join me for dinner. *winks* Silver: *shudder* SW: Join me for a night you’ll never forget. Some say join the light side, some say the dark side is the way to go. However, by the bedside of mine you will find the force tonight. *grins and winks* Silver: .... *kicks SW in the face* SW: Ow.... *falls down* Silver: Well then, it’s time for me to retreat. I’ll see you all later. BEAM ME UP, HANZY!!! Donut: Hanzy... WAIT, so HANYOU’S IN ON THIS!? Silver: The world may never know... Invader: COME BACK!!!! Silver: Dear dear Invader.... my good friend, I’m doing you a favor. If I were to come there to you, I’d have to kick your Bum. Invader: YOU CAN’T!!! YOU CAN’T LEAVE!!! DON’T!!! I CARE!!! WE CARE!!! WE LOVES YOU, SILVER!!!! Silver: Invader my dear, frankly I don’t give a damn. *smiles* a beam of light beams down from above, engulfs Silver in light, then disappears as quickly as it came, taking Silver with it. SW: And so... it ends. ZF: *looks around at the ruins around them* Holy crap... who’s gonna clean up all this? I mean.... KG’s.... Invader: Don’t worry about KG right now. Right now, we need to search for survivors. Donut: She’s right. Come on, let’s go. The next day... at KG.... Precious: *lying in a bed, all wound up and healed* .... *looks to his right and see Blaire in a bed* ..... *looks to his left and sees MoM in the other bed* ...... Kya: *comes in* Good Morning Precious! What would you like for breakfast? ^.^ Precious: What... happened.... are they still.... Kya: Don’t worry about them, they’re fine, just sleeping. Wanna eat something? Precious: How about KG? Everyone else? Are they alright...?! Kya: Bacon, side order of eggs it is! I’ll be right back. ^,^ *walks out* Precious: Darn it.... darn it all.... this wouldn’t have bloody happened if I were... if I were stronger... *gets up and goes to the bathroom* Blaire: *still sleeping* Precious: *washing his hands, looking in the mirror* So it wasn’t a dream... Cr8zy gave me a hickey, that sick freak.... and he completely... he overwhelmingly pwned me. That’s not supposed to happen. I was supposed to be strong, to help the people of KG.... protect them from danger... and now.... I have the power... I can help you unlock your potential..... join me.... Precious: WHAT?! *turns around quickly* No one is there... Precious: If memory serves me right.... they’re at Infinity Fortress.... I must get there..... for strength, for power, for KG.... *feels his hickey, then shudders* And to kick Cr8zy’s homosexual Bum for making out on my neck. Precious comes out of the bathroom just as Kya walks in with the breakfast. Kya: Breakfast is ready! Donut cooked it! Precious: Not right now, Kya. Kya: Huh? Precious: *opens the window* Kya: HEY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!! Blaire: *wakes up* Huh... what’s with all the yelling.... Precious: I’ll be back. Try not to miss me while I’m gone. *jumps out the window* Blaire: *screams freaking loud* PRECIOUS!!! Kya: NOO!!!!!!! *runs towards the window, but the window shuts itself* Blaire: PRESHY!!! Kya: *watches as Precious disappears into the forest* DAMMIT!! *pounds her fist on the window* Invader, SW, and Rodney come in. Kya: *turns around slowly* Invader: *looks at Precious’ empty bed, and then at the window Kya’s at* .... crap. Rodney: This is not good. Not good at all. SW: Come everyone, team meeting. Rodney: But Blaire and MoM are still in hospital beds. SW: They’re already healed. Come on, team meeting. Invader: .... what team meeting are you talking about....? SW: THE team, Invader..... THE team.... Invader: I swear, I have no freaking clue as to waht you’re talking about. SW: Spray yourself on me and I’ll tell you more. Invader: *skaps SW* ED Theme for KG DREAMER part TWO: “My December” by Linkin Park Coming next chapter... on KG Dreamer, The Last Crusade: ~The 281st special forces division of KG forms up.... Kya: Captain of the 281st, Donut! Donut: Present!!! Kya: Vice Captain of the 281st, SW! SW: I’m here. Kya: First Seat of the 281st, FDL! FDL: Present! Kya: Everyone else say here and we’ll get things started. _____________________________ Meanwhile, the 909th guys get their act together.... Hanyou: Okay, send the team out to get Precious. Cr8zy: Seal him in the barrel, no questions. HIS BEANIE MUST BE ON. Got that? Robo: YES SIR!!! Bobette: Do I go out with the team too? Hanyou: No, my darling, you’ll stay here with me. You and I will watch this whole thing become a success. Cr8zy: Indeed... at last we will conquer KG. At last we will have our revenge. Alucard: AH!!! LIGHT!!! *hides in his cape* Frau: Stupid idiot... I told you to put on the shades, the shades man, THE SHADES!!! Alucard: You mean these black glasses? *holds up some black sun glasses* Hanyou: ... Maxie, you idiot. Frau: *leaps in the air with his key board and slams Alucard with it* HOME ROWED!!! YOU ARE DOWN, BIOTCH!!! Alucard: Cut the freaking preview already.... ouch... *on the floor, twitching* END of KG DREAMER: THE LAST CRUSADE, CHAPTER TWO! [The Swift Conclusion and the Bird That Took Flight] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Meanwhile, at KG... Precious has fled from his hospital room, desperate for power, and possibly, revenge... the 281st Special Corps Division has formed up in addition to the other members of KG to decide his future... and the future of their home, KG... Kya: Captain of the 281st, Donut! Donut: Present!!! Kya: Vice Captain of the 281st, SW! SW: I’m here. Kya: First Seat of the 281st, FDL! FDL: Present! Kya: Second Seat of the 281st, ZF! ZF: Here! Kya: Third Seat of the 281st, HoT! HoT: Get on with it already... Kya: Okay, everyone present and accounted for, sweetie. Donut: Thanks Muki-chan. :) Torn: Okay, let’s examine the situation. Precious– ZF: HEY! NO TALKING OUT OF LINE, COMMONER! ONLY THE CAPTAIN GIVES YOU PERMISSION TO SPEAK!!! SW: *kicks ZF in the head* SHUT UP, DUMB Bum!!! AND THAT’S A DIRECT ORDER FROM YOUR VICE!!! Donut: *slaps his forehead* Both you two, shut up... and Torn, continue please. Don’t mind them. Torn: As I was saying, Precious fled. It hasn’t been a long time yet, so if we leave by noon today, we should be able to catch up with him. Donut: I assume before noon we’ll be making necessary preparations, right? Torn: Of course. Donut: okay, so who’s coming on this expedition? That is to say, besides the whole 281st. FDL: I think Torn should come, his fighting skills should come in handy. Torn: I’ll come along, don’t worry. TZ: I think I should come along too. Invader: Me too. Donut: Invader: sorry, but no. TZ: HELL NO. TZ: Why not?! Donut: Remember KP? You and your happy weed didn’t save you from getting imprisoned. TZ: ... Donut: MoM, would you like to come along? MoM: Sure. But why me? Donut: We could use your analytical skills, and I think among us, you’re one of the smartest. Blaire: Hey, I’m coming too!!! Don’t forget me! Torn: That’s a no-no. Blaire: WHAT?! But I care about Preshy! And I have to kill Cr8zy’s Bum!!! Donut: Blaire, you stay here with Invader. If we need anything, we’ll call you for backup, okay? Blaire: :( Donut: Okay, everyone that’s coming along, join up on the roof at 12 noon, got that? SW: Roger that. Everyone starts leaving the room. Donut: *grabs a hold of Kya’s arm* Muki-chan... wait. Kya: *turns around* Yes, my love? Donut: I’m not too sure you should come along with us. Kya: ... Wha..? Why not? I’m perfectly able to help out, you know that!!! Donut: We’re messing with serious trouble here... and I don’t want you to get hurt. Kya: Come on! I promise, I can handle this! I’m not weak!!! Donut: You’re the strongest girl I know... it’s just that– Kya: I’m nothing without you. Donut: ... *hugs Kya* ... you know that it’s the same with me. Kya: Please... let’s just do this one together... please? Donut: No. And that’s final, okay? Kya: *sighs* Donut: Come on, don’t looks so down... *leans in to kiss Kya* Kya: *turns around and walks away* Donut: ... well, fine then. Be that way. KG DREAMER OP THEME SONG: I’m Not Okay (I promise) by My Chemical Romance MYSTERY! BETRAYAL! LOYALTY! COMPASSION! MASQUERADES! IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS!!! KG DREAMER, THE LAST CRUSADE!!! Chapter THREE: [Now Boarding Flight 721] Meanwhile... at Infinity Fortress... Cr8zy: They have just met up with him. Hanz: Yes... things are progressing nicely. Bobette: Promise me we’ll get Preshy back to us. Hanz: I promise. Frau: That’s the promise of a lifetime. We’re gonna get our Precious back to us, for we wants it... Cr8zy: Frau, shut up. Frau: ...what?! Cr8zy: You heard me, shut up, you techno freak. Frau: *twitch* Hanz: Don’t speak like that to my associates. Cr8zy: Don’t speak like that to me, Hanz. Don’t push any buttons, you know perfectly of what I’m capable of doing. Hanz: Yes... yes indeed... *smiles* Bobette: Can we go to my room? I’m getting a bit tired, I mean you had us up since like, 1 in the morning... *yawn* Hanz: Okay, come on then. Let me walk you to your room. Frau: I’m gonna go outside, get some fresh air. Cr8zy: Feh. Meanwhile... in the forest somewhere... Precious: And he’s sent you? Silver: Of course. Precious: Hmph. And this will help me get even more powerful? Silver: It will enhance the magical properties of your hickey, and you’ll grow more powerful than you’ve ever imagined. Precious: Then let’s get on with it then, shall we? Robo: 909th SPECIAL FORMATION! Alucard: Let the skies part, and paint the world red... Wind: Scorch the ground and inhale the darkness... Invader: FORBIDDEN TECHNIQUE 85! Silver: FERMENTATION OF THE WEAK!!! A barrel forms around Precious, and is bound and sealed tightly while a black light shines through the cracks. Silver: It is done. LET’S GET ON THE MOVE!!! Invader: Well, I’ll see ya’ll later. Wind: Indeed, good luck. We wish you all the speed. Alucard: *straps on the barrel to his back* LET’s GO! The 909th Squad is on the move while Invader and Wind mysteriously disappear. Meanwhile... at KG... Donut: Everyone set? Torn: All ready. SW: READY FOR ACTION, CAPTAIN! YOOOOOSHAAAA!!! ZF: INDEED!!! LET THE FIREY PASSION LEAD US TO VICTORY!!! TOOOOORYAAAA!!! HoT: good grief. MoM: I’m all set. Donut: Ichigo-chan, got your mask? FDL: *holds up her mask* Way ahead of ya. SW: But my dear lady, why do you need a mask? You look so beautiful without it... no need to hide that pretty face... ZF: *kicks SW, Isshin style* Forgive my partner, he’s quite... lonely. FDL: *giggles* I’m aware. SW: *shakes it off then walsk over to Donut* Hey man.. Kya’s not here. Donut: I know. But I told her to stay, it might get a bit hairy. FDL: She’s not even here to see you off... that’s sad... Donut: Oh well, we can’t dwell on this. LET’S MOVE OUT! ZF: Race ya. SW: What?! Dude, you know I’m gonna smoke you like a doobie. ZF: LET’S GO THEN, BIZNITCH! SW and ZF run and jump off the roof towards the forest. HoT: Come on MoM, let’s go. *follows SW and ZF* MoM: Yes, yes, I’m coming... *follows HoT* FDL: Hey!!! Wait for me!!! *rushes after them* Donut: *looks back* Torn: Face it man, she’s not coming. Donut: I thought she’d come at least to say goodbye. Torn: Come on man, there’s a mission to finish. Let’s do this. *runs off the roof into the forest* Donut: Invader, you got everything under control? Invader: Don’t worry, you can count on me. Donut: Be safe. Say bye to Kya for me. Invader: They’re leaving you behind, better hurry up, heh heh. Donut: *runs and jumps off the roof, into the forest* Meanwhile... following the 909th... Alucard: *hopping from tree branch to tree branch* This is getting heavy, let’s switch off. Robo: I can’t carry that! I’m too weak man!!! I’ll be crushed!!!! Silver: Screw that, I’m not gonna carry it. Let’s stop here and take a rest. The group stops at a clearing in the woods. Silver: ... Drink some water Al, I’ll be right back. Alucard: What? Where’re you going? Silver: We’re just sitting ducks here, I’m just gonna set some traps to make sure we’re okay. Meanwhile... with the 281st hopping through the trees... MoM: Donut! I see them!!! Donut: How far?! MoM: Not much... it appears as if they’ve stopped!!! SW: Finally... some action. ZF: Tell me about it baby. This is gonna be sweet. Torn: NO! We need a plan, we need some strategy, something... we can’t just go in, guns blazing, they’ll be expecting that. HoT: They’ll be expecting the smarter method too... MoM: Then we’ll just have to catch them off guard. Donut: Easy to say... MoM: Look, there they are! In that clearing!!! SW: ACTION TIME BABY!!! BINACA!! ZF: Binaca? Wtf is Binaca? Donut: Shut up! They’ll hear us... MoM: *whispers* Look... there’s Alucard, sleeping under that tree... and the barrel... is that... Torn: *whispers* That’s Precious to me. Okay, in, grab the barrel, then get out. Got it? Donut: *whispers* SW, ZF, provide some cover while we go grab the barrel, got it? ZF: *nods* SW: OF COURSE!!! SW AND ZF, DYNAMIC DUO REMIX TO THE RESCUE!!! *stands up and starts running towards Alucard* Torn: ... dumb crack head. SW: *trips over a wire* OOF!!! Torn: *slaps his forehead* Change of plans, they know we’re here, just GRAB THAT BARREL!!! Donut: YOU HEARD THE MAN, 281st DIVISION, MOVE OUT!!! Silver: Naughty donut. Naughty naughty pastry. We can’t just let you do that now. SW: NOT IF WE CAN HELP IT!!! *brings out two swords* HAJIKE (snap), TOBUIME!!! SOUTEN NI ZASE (stir in the frozen sky), HYOURINMARU!! ZF: *draws a spirit bow* Let’s dance, biotches. *shoots an arrow at Alucard* Alucard: Getting a little ahead of ourselves, are we now? *deflects the spirit arrow with his sword* Robo: LET ME TAKE CARE OF THIS!!! I, ROBOKAT, THE KING OF ROBOTS!!! Robo comes out of the bushes in this cat-gundam thing. Robo: BEHOLD!!! NEKO GUNDAM!!! Alucard: Now if only a kitty girl were piloting it... Robo: AL, SILVER, GO NOW!!! Alucard: *grabs the barrel then disappears* Silver: HA HA! GO GET THEM, ROBO!!! *disappears as well* Robo: Looks to me as if you’re all at my disposal... Donut: We need to follow them. We can’t let... Robo, of all people, to hold us up... Robo: WHAT’S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!? HoT: WHAT DO YOU THINK IT MEANS, DUMB BUTT?! Robo: *shoots some missiles at HoT* HoT: ... uh-oh. Torn: *shoots both of them down* Robo: NO!!! Torn: You guys go... this is just between me and the scaredy cat here. Donut: You sure? We can send SW and ZF to help you out... Torn: Idiot, you’ll need all the help you can get, now just leave me be. HoT: Good luck, Torn. SW: FOLLOW THAT SILVER!!! ZF: AND THE BLOOD SUCKER!!! MoM: Torn... come back safe. The future holds uncertain for you, but make it through alright? Donut: All out. Go all out on his Bum. Torn: That’s a big 10-4 to you, kid. The rest of the 281st goes to follow Silver and Alucard. Robo: TORN!!! I’LL SHOW YOU NOW WHO PWNS WHO!!! Torn: Whatever. Let’s just finish this quick, I’ve got a girl waiting at home for me. At Infinity Fortress... Cr8zy: So they haven’t split the pair yet.... Hanz: They will soon. Trust me, they will soon. Bobette: Come back to us, Precious... Hanz: Don’t worry, he’ll be back soon. We can count on them to bring him back. Cr8zy: And so it begins.... come now, my comrades, victory awaits us. KG DREAMER ED THEME SONG: Running by No Doubt END of KG DREAMER, THE LAST CRUSADE: CHAPTER THREE [Now Boarding Flight 721] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Meanwhile... in a forest... SW: FOLLOW THAT SILVER!!! ZF: AND THE BLOOD SUCKER!!! MoM: Torn... come back safe. The future holds uncertain for you, but make it through alright? Donut: All out. Go all out on his Bum. Torn: That’s a big 10-4 to you, kid. The rest of the 281st goes to follow Silver and Alucard. Robo: TORN!!! I’LL SHOW YOU NOW WHO PWNS WHO!!! Torn: Whatever. Let’s just finish this quick, I’ve got a girl waiting at home for me. Robo: HA!! YOU SHOULD FACE YOUR PRIORITIES ON MY ALMIGHTY NEKO GUNDAM!!! MEOW MEOW!!! Torn: Oh? *brings out a black sword* Uh, how much did that thing cost? Robo: ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!!! PLUS CATNIP!! Torn: Well, you had better have insurance. KG DREAMER OP THEME SONG: I’m Not Okay (I promise) by My Chemical Romance MYSTERY! BETRAYAL! LOYALTY! COMPASSION! MASQUERADES! IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS!!! KG DREAMER, THE LAST CRUSADE!!! Chapter FOUR: [Exit the Matrix] Robo: YAH!!! TAKE THIS, PUNY MAN!!! *swipes a paw at Torn* Torn: *jumps out of the way* Robo: OH!? YOU CAN JUMP!? HOW LOVELY!!! *swipes at him again* Torn: *puts his sword away and brings out two guns* I told you, go faster. Robo: YAH!!! *tries to step on him* Torn: HARDER DAMMIT!!! *sidesteps* Robo: LIKE THIS?! *stomps all over the place* Torn: *climbs into a tree and takes careful aim* Robo: I see you.... *turns around* Torn: Too bad, it’s over biotch. *shoots two concentrated energy blasts at Robo* Robo: *gundam opens his mouth and absorbs the energy* Torn: ... Oh, so this is what you wanna do, huh? Robo: DAMN STRAIGHT!!! Torn: Let’s kick it into overdrive then. *reloads* Your move, pussycat. Robo: MEOW!!! Meanwhile... at the chase... MoM: They’re some while ahead! But if we keep this up, we’ll be able to catch up to them!!! HoT: Awesome! Let’s keep moving then!!! FDL: Um.. Donut-san... why’d you leave Torn behind? I mean, he’s one of the best– Donut: For now, we can afford Torn to be lost. And he’s powerful anyway, so he’ll win and catch up in no time. FDL: What do you mean?! We can afford it?! You treat your comrades like that?! You’re evil!!! Donut: MoM, explain. MoM: well, Donut couldn’t go, because he’s the only one who can control SW and ZF. And SW and ZF couldn’t go, because they’re a vulnerable force when they’re together, one of our trump cards. FDL: I see... go on... MoM: You, you’re quite powerful too when you’re in Fierce Deity mode, a rival to Torn’s power. And you’re more versatile, as Torn’s a little less harder to work with. And HoT, we can’t give up, because we need her to snap Precious out of his crazy spell. Donut: And we need MoM for strategic advice... as well as to tell us what’s where and so on. FDL: Ah... I see... Well, I hope Torn’s doing alright... Back at the fight... Torn: *shoots another two energy shots into Robo* Robo: *absorbs it and takes a swipe at Torn again* YOU’RE GETTING TIRED, AREN’T YOU?! Torn: *panting* Ah, shut up. It’s just freaking hot in this suit. Robo: MY Bum!!! *opens up his gundam’s chest and fires missiles at Torn* Torn: Crap. *tries to dodge it but gets caught in the explosion* Robo: AH HAHAHAHHA!!! I TOLD CR8ZY I COULD DO IT!! MAUAHAHAHAHAH!!! Torn: *flies at Robo from out of the smoke* HEY Bimble, I HOPE YOU MISSED ME!!! Robo: WHAT?! WHAT!? YOU, YOU... Torn: Not dead, idiot. *lands by his mouth* TAKE THIS!!! *holds his two guns together and charges it up* Robo: WHAT’RE YOU DOING?! ARE YOU INSANE?! MY GUNDAM WILL JUST– Torn: Absorb it, I know. But all crap like this has a limit, and I’m going all out!!! *Now has a super huge ball of energy accumulated* Robo: AHAH HAHAHAHAHH!!! FOOL!!! *closes his mouth* Torn: GAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *his two hands are caught and bit off by the gundam* AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! THE FudgeING PAIN!!! *falls to the ground* Robo: Heh. Time to die. *raises his foot, ready to crush Torn* Torn: *wincing from his wounds* No... this... can’t be... At the chase... MoM: NO!!! Donut: *skids to a halt* What is it!? MoM: Torn... he’s in dire trouble... his life force.... it’s borderline with death... what could have... FDL: WE’VE GOT TO GO HELP HIM!!! COME ON HoT!!! HoT: HANG ON TORN, WE’RE COMING!!! MoM: NO!!! STAY HERE!!! I feel an enormous spirit force coming... but I can’t... recognize it... At the battle... Shaun: *leaps into the air and holds up a sword* SOUTEN NI ZASE, SIT IN THE FROZEN SKIES, HYOURINMARU!!! A gigantic ice dragon comes from the sky and collides with the Neko Gundam. Big explosions ensue. Robo: NO!!! THIS CAN’T BE POSSIBLE!!! CR8zY!!! HANZ!!! SOMEONE, SAVE MEEEE!!! Invader: *picks up Torn’s sword and smiles* Robo: Vader?! INVADER!? GREAT, YOU’RE HERE TO HELP ME, RIGHT?! Invader: But you’re not on my side... *grins* Robo: I don’t... understand... Invader: *throws the sword at the Gundam and all of it explodes in an instant* Shaun: Nice. Invader: All in a day’s work... Meanwhile... with the 281st... MoM: There are so many immense spirit energies, it’s hard to tell which is which... they’re dwarfing Torn’s spirit, I barely can feel his!!! ZF: But is he safe, that’s the question. MoM: I don’t sense Robo’s spirit pressure... that must mean he’s dead... so those great energies are here to help!!! Donut: YES! This is good news.... let’s get moving, we have a lot of ground to cover. The 281st begins their pursuit again... and meanwhile, at the clearing of the battle... Torn: Vader... thanks. But... why’d you come? Invader: Oh, to help you out. *helps Torn sit up* Torn: *coughs* Ugh... I don’t feel good... but it’s just minor. I wish my hands hadn’t been cutoff though. Invader: Oh, that’s okay you poor soul... you’re with us now. *pats Torn on the back* Torn: Thanks Vader, I– Invader: *slits his throat with his sword* .......... MoM: *gasps* Donut: What is it?! SW: Something happen!? MoM: No... nothing... nothing happened, I uh, thought I forgot somehting... let’s keep moving, double time now. FDL: Gotcha! MoM: [thinking] They killed Torn... they killed Torn, and they’re moving towards us... but I can’t let the others know... it’ll only slow us down and endanger the mission... if Precious ends up in Cr8zy’s hands, then this is all in vain... No, they cannot know. HoT: MoM? You okay? MoM: Is this the fastest we can go!? COME ON! LET’s GO FASTER, PRECIOUS AWAITS US!! SW: THAT’s THE SPIRIT!!! YOOOSHAAAAA!!! They continue to follow Silver and Alucard... but meanwhile, at KG... Blaire: .... *silently crying* Kya: Are you sure? I mean, he can take care of himself... Blaire: They killed him, Kya... they killed him.... Kya: Who did?! How do you know?! Blaire: My heart suddenly feels so empty inside.... Kya: *goes over to hug Blaire* Blaire: *cries into Kya’s shoulder* KG DREAMER ED THEME SONG “My END of KG DREAMER, THE LAST CRUSADE CHAPTER FOUR!!! [Exit the Matrix] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 From the previous Dreamer... An elaborate plan put into place by masterminds Cr8zy and Hanyou, Precious was supposedly taken captive. Silver and Al are carrying him in a strange barrel device, with their intentions for him unknown. In pursuit is the 281st division of KG, trying to catch up diligently with them and return Precious to KG as soon as possible. However, unbeknownst to all of the 281st except for MoM, Torn has passed in a desperate attempt to stop Robo, leaving in his absence a very saddened Blaire at KG. We now join the 281st as they take a quick break from their pursuit.... HoT: Remind me once more, WHY are we stopping? Donut: well if you haven’t noticed, IT’S NIGHT TIME WOMAN!!! HoT: THAT WON’T STOP ME FROM GETTING TO PRECIOUS!!! Donut: FINE! GO YOUR OWN WAY IN THE DARK!!! HoT: ... MoM: Come on now HoT, let’s rest up and tomorrow we’ll be even quicker and more refreshed. HoT: ... okay. Hmph. MoM: Let’s go to the tent now, get some rest. You look like you need it, ha ha. HoT: *rubs her eyes* yeah.... okay, let’s. HoT and MoM retreat to their tent, leaving Donut, FDL, SW, and ZF by the camp fire. SW: Well, there’s only two of them left right? ZF: Hmm? SW: Silver and Al. The only ones we have to deal with to get Precious back. FDL: Yep, that’s it. Donut: But what about Hanyou? FDL: What about him? He isn’t carrying Precious is he? ZF: Ah, but he is head honcho of the operation. SW: Don’t forget about that crack head cr8zy. Sick demented freak he is. ZF: *yawns* Well, I’ll be hitting the sack. See ya guys in the morning. *goes to his tent* SW: Hey Donut, so what’s with you and Kya? It looked like you two weren’t exactly on good terms when we left.... FDL: That’s true! She didn’t even come to see you off! Donut: *sighs* we had a small argument, but I could have at least said sorry to her. Or just “bye”, even. SW: *pats donut on the back* Not to worry my friend, there are plenty of ice cream flavors in the world. When one becomes sold out, don’t worry, just grab a spoon!!! FDL: ... grab a spoon? SW: Yeah! There’s plenty of girls out there, not to worry! Chocolate Chip, Rocky Road, Vanilla, Green Tea, I mean dude, don’t get so hung up on one girl! FDL: ... this is what Invader meant when she said guys lived in their “own little worlds”. Donut: *sweat* Not all guys, just.... SW here. And ZF. ZF: I HEARD THAT!!! SW: GET TO SLEEP YOU IDIOT!!! *throws a show at him* The shoe hits the girls’ tent. HoT: *sticks her head out* WHO THREW THAT?! FDL: SW!!! Donut: SW!!! SW: SW!!! HE THREW IT!!! HE– wait a minute. *stops and thinks* HoT: *inflicts great deals of damage to SW* SW: OUCH!!! I DON’T LIKE IT ROUGH YOU KNOW!!! HoT: *harms him even more* SW: *whimper* Donut: okay everyone, let’s get to sleep. We’ve got a lot of ground to cover in the morning. FDL: Okay then! Good night! *goes to the girls’ tent* SW: yeah, yeah... what’re the odds, three single girls that have absolutely no interest in me? Donut: You seriously want to know? SW: Nah. Hey, could you help me up, I think my crotch is broken. Donut: *helps SW in the tent* ZF: Why didn’t you help ME into the tent eh?! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!! AREN’T I THE ONLY MAN IN YOUR LIFE!? HoT: *from the other tent* SHADDUP!!! ZF: *whimper* KG DREAMER OP THEME SONG: “Way Away” by Yellowcard MYSTERY! BETRAYAL! LOYALTY! COMPASSION! MASQUERADES! IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS!!! KG DREAMER, THE LAST CRUSADE!!! Chapter FIVE: [awaken TO THE THREAT] the next morning... the 281st is already starting up their pursuit.... MoM: Quickly!!! They’re just up a ahead!!! What’s better is that they’re still sleeping!!! Donut: Great! So once we get there, we stop and formulate a plan. HoT: yeah, so no dumbasses go in head first and screw the rest of us over... SW: I HEARD THAT!!! Donut: SHH! We’re here. The group stops and hides in the trees. ZF: What’s the plan, boss? FDL: Yeah... Alucard has the barrel still strapped to his back, and– wait, what’s it doing? The barrel is now emitting a black smoke from beneath the cover. MoM: A clear sign that it’s dark magic... strong dark magic... HoT: Okay, everyone, huddle in. Let’s get a game plan worked out. The 281st calculates their plans, but meanwhile, the 909th prepares to strike as well... Cr8zy: FRAU! Are you ready? Frau: Yes, my lord. Hanyou: Rise, Frau. Frau: Yes, Lord Hanz. Cr8zy: Hanz? What is this new name you have fashioned for yourself? Hanyou: It is only for my loyal followers, my inner circle of friends. Only those WORTHY of calling me that name. Cr8zy: So what are you trying to say, hmm? Hanyou: What do you think I’m trying to say? Cr8zy: Would you like to know, eh? Cr8zy unsheathes his sword, as does Hanyou. Frau: My lords! Please, don’t’ fight while united under a common enemy... and a common cause. Remember, we are to restore Precious to his just position as our ruler, don’t forget. Cr8zy: Ah, forgive me... I must’ve forgotten... *sheathes his sword* Hanyou: I did not forget that fact, I was merely flexing my muscles. Frau: Good, now I shall take my leave. Bobette: Good luck Frau! Bring him back, okay? Frau: Will do, milady. Lord Cr8zy, Lord Hanz, I’ll see you soon. *teleports* Hanyou: Our victory is at hand.... At the clearing where Alucard and Silver are sleeping... MoM: And that’s the plan. ZF: Agreed. FDL: Don’t mess things up, okay? SW: Why would we? Donut: Okay everyone, ready? HoT: As ready as we’ll ever be. Donut: MOVE OUT! ZF: *gets up and draws his spirit bow* Okay, bloodsucker... stay still for a wee moment... *shoots a spirit arrow at Alucard* Alucard: *snaps awake and gets out of the way* Bimble! ZF: Top of the mornin to ya, mate. Silver: *gets up slowly* Dammit Maxie, what the heck did you have to– Alucard: SHUT UP!!! THEY FOUND US!!! YOU LET US OVER SLEEP!!! Silver: *kicks Al in the face* YOU DIDN’T WAKE ME UP!!! HoT: *grabs the barrel and slowly sprouts angel wings* Alucard: DON’T TAKE ME FOR SOMEONE AS CARELESS AS YOU THINK I AM!!! IF I WAS SUPPOSED TO WAKE US UP, I WOULD HAVE!!! Silver: THAT’S ALL FINE AND DANDY, BUT– HoT: *starts to fly away through the forest* Silver: HoT!!! SHE HAS THE BARREL!!! DAMMIT AL, YOU LET YOUR GUARD DOWN!!! Alucard: I WAS TRYING TO DODGE ZF’S STUPID ARROW!!! I HAD TO LET IT GO! Silver: JUST GET IT BACK YOU IDIOT!!! Alucard and Silver both start to run towards HoT, but SW appears right in front of them. SW: HAJIKE, TOBUIME!!! *shoots fireballs from his sword at Silver and Al* Silver: *dodges it* DAMN! Alucard: *draws his sword and deflects it* That the best you can do, weakling? ZF: *standing right next to Alucard with a spirit arrow drawn and pointing right at his head* Hello, biotch. Alucard: WHAT?! HOW’D YOU– ZF: I think it’s best not to move, eh? Light energy from my spirit arrows can put you six feet under, so I’ve heard. Alucard: *gulps* Silver: STAY PUT AL, LET ME – *screams in pain* MoM: I wouldn’t move either. Within my spell circle, any move you make will send tons of pain through your body. Silver: *glares at MoM* FDL: Go HoT! Keep going, we’ll hold them off!!! HoT: *holding the barrel and flying away* Thanks!!! I’ll get Precious back to– Frau: *appears right in front of HoT* HoT: !!! Frau: Bonjour, mademoiselle. I believe you have something of mine. HoT: Huh? Oh, this? *goes in to punch Frau* Frau: *catches her fist* Naughty, naughty, girls should play nicely. *snaps his fingers and the barrel disappears from HoT’s grasp and is on his back* HoT: HEY!! GIVE THAT BACK!!! Frau: *brings out two keyboards* Do you dare? HoT: I DARE, ALL RIGHT, I DARE!!! Frau: I wasn’t one for hurting women. *snaps his fingers and HoT’s body goes rigid* HoT: !!! Frau: A full body bind. Nifty, don’t you think? *makes his way back to the clearing where everyone else is* Silver: FRAU!!! Alucard: FRAU!!! SW: YOU!!! Frau: How’s it been going, SW? ZF? Donut? Donut: Frau... where’s HoT? Frau: Why don’t you ask her? She’s somewhere back there, I’m quite afraid she can’t speak though, and can’t do much else either. FDL: NO!!! Frau: You two, what the hell happened? This mission was supposed to be completed by now. Silver: Don’t blame me, blame Mr. Vampire over here... Alucard: SHADDUP!!! Frau: No matter. Allow me to make my way back to Hanz and Cr8zy, you take care of the rest. I can’t teleport with this damn barrel anyhow. Silver: AGREED! Frau: See ya then. *runs off into the forest* Donut: HEY!!! GET BACK HERE YOU!!! FDL, MoM, LET’S GO! SW: WHAT ABOUT THESE TWO!? Alucard: *ducks and elbows ZF, then snaps his fingers to break Silver’s spell* Yes, what about us? Silver: *gets up* Ah... I smell a battle. Donut: Dammit... Ichigo-chan! MoM! Take care of Silver and Alucard. FDL: But Donut, what about ZF? Won’t he be better suited to fight Alucard?! Donut: I know these two better than both of you. They’ll be able to aide the battle up ahead than the one here. MoM: If you say so... Donut: SW! ZF! LET’S GO! *runs into the forest* SW: WAIT UP MAN!!! *follows him* ZF: DYNAMIC TRIO!!! AWAY!!! *follows both of them* Alucard: So... it’s just us and you, huh? Silver: This will be easy. MoM: Silver, you will duel with me. Alucard: Fine, I have FDL all to myself... *laughs maniacally* Silver: Stop that. You sound like some old evil molester or something. Alucard: <_> MoM: Hate to break it to you, but the forces of good always prevail over the forces of evil. Silver: “Good” is a point of view, darling. And from ours, you’re the forces of evil preventing us from saving the world. Alucard: Shall we dance? FDL: *brings out a mask* Let’s. meanwhile, at a meadow at the end of the forest... Frau: *running* Donut: STOP, FRAU!!! Frau: *turns around* Donut, SW, and ZF catch up with Frau. Frau: Come on guys.... I don’t want to fight you. SW: BS!!! ZF: YEAH! Frau: Seriously, I’m a lover, not a fighter, now let me go. Donut: Can’t do that unless you give Precious up. Frau: *sighs* Then it can’t be helped. *takes the barrel off his back then throws it to the other edge of the meadow* SW: Damn. What an arm. Frau: I can’t let Precious get affected by our little fireworks display. ZF: LITTLE?! LITTLE?! I’LL LIGHT YOU UP LIKE A CIGARETTE AND SMOKE YOU LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!!! SW: Buuuuuuurn. Frau: *instantly appears and drop kicks ZF* What was that? I’m sorry, I don’t understand It's a trap!. SW: Touche... Donut: *draws Falchion* He’s serious, guys. ZF: *gets up, rubbing his head* Yeah... I think I got that the first time. SW: *brings out Hyourinmaru and Tobuime, his two swords* Let’s see, does SW have to pwn a biotch? Frau: *brings out two keyboards* Does Frau need to kill one? KG DREAMER ED THEME SONG “Page Avenue” by Story of the Year END of KG DREAMER, THE LAST CRUSADE CHAPTER FIVE!!! [awaken TO THE THREAT] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Meanwhile, in the forest where two separate conflicts are clashing... Alucard: So... it's just us and you, huh? Silver: This will be easy. MoM: Silver, you will duel with me. Alucard: Fine, I have FDL all to myself... *laughs maniacally* Silver: Stop that. You sound like some old evil molester or something. Alucard: <_> MoM: Hate to break it to you, but the forces of good always prevail over the forces of evil. Silver: "Good" is a point of view, darling. And from ours, you're the forces of evil preventing us from saving the world. Alucard: Shall we dance? FDL: *brings out a mask* Let's. Alucard: *swats the mask out of FDL's hands* Not so fast, my pretty. This is a dance, not a masquerade. FDL: FINE! HAVE IT YOUR WAY THEN! *starts to power up* Alucard: Now this is what I paid for... *licks his sword* en guarde. Silver: *trying to hit MoM* STAY STILL DAMMIT!!! MoM: *dodges all of Silver's blows* Silver: You're starting to get on my nerves... *cracks her knuckles* MoM: *brings out a spell book and opens it* SPIRIT OF THE EARTH! HERE MY VOICE! FOLLOW ITS SOUND AND COME TO ITS AID! An earth guardian rises from the ground. Silver: Oh. That's how it it's gonna be huh? 128 POINTS OF DIVINITY! *gets into a stance* Meanwhile, at the meadow... SW: *brings out Hyourinmaru and Tobuime, his two swords* Let's see, does SW have to pwn a biotch? Frau: *brings out two keyboards* Does Frau need to kill one? SW: What're those two things for, eh? Frau: *closes his eyes and the keyboards start to hover* SW: A MAGICIAN!!! Frau: *opens his eyes* these? These are just insurance... and a last resort weapon. *smiles* SW: I'd do more fighting and less talking if I were you, Frau... HAJIKE! TOBUIME! *shoots a few fireballs at Frau* Frau: *smiles and catches all three with one hand* SW: WTF?! Frau: *starts to play with the fire* Oh? Are you surprised? Heh heh, we all had special talents before KG, don't you remember? SW: Yeah... bu– Frau: –But what does that have to do with anything, Frau face? SW: HOW'D J00 KNOW I WAS GONNA SAY THAT?! ZF: YOU MEAN YOU WERE ACTUALLY GONNA SAY THAT?! THAt's ONE OF THE CHEESIEST AND CRAPPIEST THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY WHOLE LIFE!!! Donut: *dramatic voice* SW... you have... disgraced us. ZF: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *writhes in pain* SW: Would you two just SHUT UP!? Frau: I agree. Pyrokinetic Telepaths shouldn't have to babysit for morons and imbeciles. SW: YEAH!!! PYRO– wha? Frau: *looks at SW and waves his hand* SW: *gets lit on fire* !!!! Frau: Red, yellow, and orange all look SO great on you. *smiles* SW: HOLY CRAP!!! I'M ON FIRE!!! Frau: Yes, you– SW: I'M THE HUMAN TORCH!!! FLAME ON BABY!!! *starts running around* ZF: O.o Donut: o.O Frau: *smacks his forhead* SW: MUAHAHAHAHAH!!! I'M ON FIIIIIIIIIRE!!! FIRE BABY!!! I'M ON FIRE!!! HOT, GET SW WHILE HE'S STILL HOT LADIES!!! WOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!! Frau: *waves his hand again* SW: *the flames are extinguished* ... AWWWW... no human torch? Dammit Frau, you just know how to – Frau: SHUT THE HECK UP WOMAN!!! *snaps his fingers* A cage made of flames traps SW, thus shutting him up briefly. ZF: ... SW: What? Now THIS is a party baby!!! WOOOOO! *starts dancing in the cage of fire, stripping off his shirt* Frau: ARGH!!! SW: THE LADIES CAN'T HANDLE THE HEAT FRAU!! HOW CAN YOU?! *starts to undo his pants* Donut: DAMMIT SW, IF YOU DO NOT STOP RIGHT NOW I'LL LOCK YOU AND ZF IN A ROOM WITH CHEWIE AND SEAN CONNERY!!! ZF: Mmmm... *smiles* SW: *mortified at the thought* Okay... I'll calm down... Frau: .... freaks, honestly... KG DREAMER OP THEME SONG: I'm Not Okay ( I promise ) by MCR MYSTERY! BETRAYAL! LOYALTY! COMPASSION! MASQUERADES! IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS!!! KG DREAMER, THE LAST CRUSADE!!! Chapter SIX: [fighting fire with wood] Back at the Donut/SW/ZF vs. Frau fight.... ZF: Kep... now it's my turn to step up to plate. *caresses his hands through his long hair* This is for you, ladies. Donut: *smacks his forehead* Frau: Fine. *conjures a few fireballs and hurls them at ZF* ZF: THIS IS TARGET PRACTICE FRAU-BABY!!! *shoots them all down with his soul arrows* Frau: Heh, at least now I'm dueling a decent adversary.... SW: *from within his cage* WHAT'D YOU SAY!? DID YOU SAY WHAT I THINK YOU SAID!? THAT'S IT, I HAD ENOUGH BULL CRAP FROM YOU!!! BACK TO STRIPPING!!! *starts to strip again* ZF: *shoots an arrow at Frau* Frau: Oh, feisty aren't we? *leaps into the air and dodges it* ZF: *now behind Frau, shoots another arrow* Frau: !!! *dodges it in midair* ZF: *again, appears below Frau and shoots another arrow* Frau: !!! ZF appears simultaneously in four places around Frau and release spirit arrows aimed to kill. Frau: ... FLASH!!! Meanwhile, in the forest... Silver: Come out MoM... come out, come out, where ever you are... MoM: *whispering a spell from her spell book* Silver: *peeks behind a tree* Ah. Found you. *smiles* MoM: !!! Silver: OPEN WAVE TECHNIQUE, GENTLE FIST STYLE! *thrusts her palm at the tree* MoM: DAMN! *runs away from the tree* The tree explodes into a million pieces. MoM: COME DOWN, AIR GUARDIAN, AND BESTOW UPON ME PROTECTION AGAINST THIS MENACE!!! Silver: Menace? Awww... that's a little mean now isn't it? An Air Guardian appears out of thin air and lunges at Silver. Silver: Oh? *goes in to strike the Air Guardian, but her punch passes through him* ... ? MoM: HA! The Air Guardian can't be harm from physical attacks! You can't hurt the air! Now Air Guardian, SONIC SLASH! Air Guardian: *launches focused blades of wind towards Silver* Silver: Tch... *dodges them* How am I supposed to kill something I can't hit? The sonic blades slice a tree into pieces and come back towards Silver. Silver: Hmph. It can hit me... that's not fair at all, MoM. MoM: In all fairness, you were trying to kill me. Silver: Whatever... *tries to dodge again but gets cut by one of the sonic blades* MoM: YES! Silver: OW!! Tch.. *looks at her arm, where a gash is bleeding profusely* Well, time to get serious... MoM: Serious? This was serious when we first started... AIR GUARDIAN! GO IN FOR THE KILL! *the Air Guardian dashes towards Silver* Silver: HAKKESHOU- KAITEN! *expels energy around her while spinning around, making a ball of ferocious energy encircle her* The Air Guardian, unable to withstand non-physical energy attacks, dissipates into the air. Silver: *stops* Ha, let's see you do something now. MoM: *sweat* At the ZF/Donut vs. Frau battle... Donut: ZF! DID YOU GET HIM!? ZF: I... I don't... I don't know... I think I did though.... SW: IDIOTS! IF HE WERE DEAD, THESE FLAME CAGE THINGS WOULDN'T BE HERE NOW WOULD THEY?! They hear the sound of keyboards being typed. Donut: what... what is that? Frau: *typing at his keyboards* Those fast flying moves back there... you used Hirenkyaku didn't you? ZF:!!! Frau: Yep... gathering energy under your feet and moving from one place to another at extremely high speeds... and if the distance is short enough, you can get there in the blink of an eye.... very smart, very smart, launching arrows from all those different places. ZF: Then what went wrong... WHY ARE YOU STILL ALIVE!? SW: BECAUSE I AM SEXY!!! Frau: Because you aimed for one point, you aimed for me, and that was what made you miss. ZF:... what? Frau: Dammit idiot, if there was only one point you aimed for, I would only have to make sure I wasn't in range of that to survive, right? ZF: ... *thinks about it* ... DAMMIT! *stomps the ground* Frau: Now sit down and shut up as you contemplate your stupid-Bum mistake in my very own cage of fire. *snaps his fingers and ZF gets trapped in a cage of fire too* At the Alucard and FDL conflict... FDL: *hiding in some bushes* Dammit... now where'd he fling my mask... Alucard: COME OUT, POPPET! COME OUT COME OUT WHEREVER YOU ARE!!! *blasts a few trees out of his way* FDL: *scanning the area* ... THERE IT IS! The mask is way across the clearing she's hiding in. FDL: If I'm fast, then I can probably get it before Alucard hits me with one of those black blasts.... Alucard: WHERE ARE YOU MY PRETTY!? *blasts a few more trees into ashes* FDL: *starts running towards her mask* Alucard: THERE YOU ARE!!! *laughs manically and throws a few dark blasts at her* FDL: NO! *dives and tumbles out of the way before continuing to run* Alucard: Feisty and elusive! I like that! *throws another blast at her* FDL: *jumps out of the way and grabs her mask* Alucard: Ha ha, fine... you win. FDL: You know why they call me FDL, Alucard? *energy begins to gather around her* Alucard: For the sake of the story, I will ask WHY. WHY do they call you FDL, eh? FDL: Because Fierce Deity Link was what people would call me when I'd put on this mask... My real name, Tohru Honda, became a thing of the past when people saw me like this.... Alucard: Ooooooh, you have me running scared, FDL. Or, should I say, Tohru Honda-chan? FDL: Enough. *puts on her mask and a blinding white light engulfs the area* MoM: Good... she finally put on her mask... AHHHH!!! *flies into a tree* Silver: Darn, you fly far don't ya? You're pretty light. Heh. *goes off to engage in battle* Alucard: What... what is this tremendous power?! I mean DAMN, from such a girl like you then– alucard's arm was sliced off. Alucard: !!!! FDL: I'm sorry, Al, were you saying something? *raises her sword* Alucard: So... this is your true form, huh? Interesting.... let's go then, round 2. FDL: Let's. *lunges at Alucard with her sword in Fierce Deity mode* Meanwhile... with Silver and MoM.... MoM: This... this is getting tiring... *breathing heavily* I can't evade her forever, and when I take her hits, it's too... ARGH! *grasps her chest and coughs up some blood* Silver: What's the matter? Out of spells already? MoM: no, it's just you destroyed my spell book when I used it to block one of your monster attacks... Silver: aww. Want me to buy you a new one? MoM: SILVER! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!? WHY!? Silver: We are aiming to change the world... restore it to it's original luster... and here you are, preventing us from doing so. If there's anything to be asked, it should be what are YOU doing, MoM...? Why must you have the urge to get Precious from us? MoM: HE IS OUR LEADER! HE DOESN'T DESERVE TO GET THROWN IN A BARREL!!! Alucard: *appears in the treetops, holding an unconscious FDL* Oi, Silver. *jumps down* Silver: Hey... that's Tohru's FDL form... how'd you beat it? Alucard: I let her attack me, then my folded my wings around ourselves.... she would have died from the poison they secrete, but I let her live. I want to suck her blood... *licks his lips* Silver: Eww. MoM: ALUCARD! YOU MONSTER!!! Alucard: *holds FDL Tohru against a tree and bites her neck, sucking her blood* Silver: Dammit Al, I always said nto in front of me... MoM: no... all is lost.... At the meadow... after some intensive fighting... Donut: *flies back* DAMN! Frau: heh, you can take some hits. Even when I read your mind, I can't determine what you'll do next... I gotta rely on my instinct.... Donut: Yep, that's right. Frau: *snaps his fingers and fiery shackles bind his legs* Donut: !!! *struggles to get out of the shackles but fails and falls to the ground* DAMMIT FRAU! Frau: ha, now I can come in for the kill. Watch, gentlemen, as your beloved captain of the 281st perishes before you... *takes out a keyboard* SW: NO!!! DONUT!!! ZF: COME ON!!! BREAK FREE!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE TO THIS FRAU FACE!!! Donut: Sor...sorry guys... but I have failed you. Frau: *smiles* Damn right. HOMEROWED! *swings his keyboard at Donut* FLASH!!! Someone stopped Frau's keyboard... with her hands!!! Frau: hmm. Hello, Kya. Here to save your boyfriend, now are you? Kya: *smiles* Why else would I be here? In the forest... Rodney: HEY! BLOODSUCKER, GET YOUR TEETH OFF OF TOHRU! Kawaii: ALUCARD! STEP AWAY NOW! Blaire: THANKS FOR DROPPING US OFF TZ!!! TZ: *from his magic carpet in the sky* No prob! Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna go take osme of the herb that GNC doesn't sell!!! *flies away* Silver: Alucard, wipe your mouth, we have guests. Alucard: Huh? Kawaii: Are you okay, MoM? MoM: Help... Tohru... she's asleep, but I can handle on my own....with a special friend of ours. Rodney: ... which friend is this? Only us and Kya came with TJP.... MoM: *holds out her spirit beads* BEADS OF THE SUPERNATURAL, CALL HE WHOM IS LOST IN THE SPIRIT PLANE!!! Silver: An ace up your sleeve, MoM? You never cease to impress. MoM: Damn right... and you two are going down... right Torn? Torn: *as a ghost* Damn right. *cracks his knuckles* Let's dances, Bimblees. KG DREAMER ED THEME SONG LIFE by YUI HELP COMES IN THE FORM OF FOUR... FIVE INCLUDING TORN! ARE THE ODDS EVENED NOW THAT HELP HAS ARRIVED?! AND WHAT OF PRECIOUS!? IS HE OKAY!? FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN THE NEXT KG DREAMER! END of KG DREAMER, THE LAST CRUSADE CHAPTER SIX!!! [fighting fire with wood] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 In the forest... Rodney: HEY! BLOODSUCKER, GET YOUR TEETH OFF OF TOHRU! Kawaii: ALUCARD! STEP AWAY NOW! Blaire: THANKS FOR DROPPING US OFF TZ!!! TZ: *from his magic carpet in the sky* No prob! Now if you don’t mind, I’m gonna go take some of the herb that GNC doesn’t sell!!! *flies away* Silver: Alucard, wipe your mouth, we have guests. Alucard: Huh? Kawaii: Are you okay, MoM? MoM: Help... Tohru... she’s asleep, but I can handle on my own....with a special friend of ours. Rodney: ... which friend is this? Only us and Kya came with TJP.... MoM: *holds out her spirit beads* BEADS OF THE SUPERNATURAL, CALL HE WHOM IS LOST IN THE SPIRIT PLANE!!! Silver: An ace up your sleeve, MoM? You never cease to impress. MoM: Damn right... and you two are going down... right Torn? Torn: *as a ghost* Damn right. *cracks his knuckles* Let’s dances, Bimblees. Silver: wtf... you’re a ghost?! Torn: you know it babe. Cha-ching. Alucard: Enlighten me, you are glad this happened.... why? Torn: I had a friend of mine get rid of my body for a while so I can come and kick your guys’ butts too. I gotta admit, facing off against Mr. Kitty-Gundam was pretty... tiring. MoM: Enough! Torn, we have to do it now! Torn: awww dammit can’t it be Rodney? I mean, you’re a GIRL.... MoM: ... and? You’re a ghost, I’m a shaman, THAT’S ALL THERE IS TO IT! Torn: ... Alucard: *whispers to Silver* Pssst... Silver, you catching any of this? Silver: nah. Just smile and wave Al, smile and wave... *smiles and waves* Alucard: ... *smiles and waves* Torn: Scary-Bum freaks. MoM: SPIRIT INTEGRATION! TORN & FILTHY!!! Torn: ... wha...? Kawaii: ... Torn... Blaire: Torn, that’s you. Torn: Oh. YEAH! *integrates with MoM* MoM-Torn: YES! BEAT THIS, BimbleES!!! I FEEL GOOD! Rodney: ooookay. Meanwhile, at Infinity Fortress where the rest of the 909th awaits... Hanyou: Cr8zy! Cr8zy: what is it now, Hanzy? Hanyou: <_ i will pretend you didn call me that worthless wrench..... did dispatch the gelatinous starfish> Cr8zy: *yawns* yep. Hanyou: Who’s driving it? Cr8zy: mmm....uh... oh yeah, ‘Vader. Hanyou: Ah... ok then. Hanyou pulls up the intercom. Hanyou: Invader, this is Hanz, come in Invader... Invader: *on the intercom* Hey Hanz! How’s it going? Hanyou: Frau appears to have things in good hands concerning Donut, his girlfriend, and the stupid twins. Invader: Really? Hanyou: I would not say such a thing if I did not hold one of my greatest allies... no, friends.... in such high esteem. Invader: Wait... what? Hanyou: You think I’d leave him there with three people to fight by himself?! Invader: ...no... Hanyou: Anyway, Precious is nearly done, and after that Donut and Kya will most likely pursue him... and HoT too. Invader: Kep, so what am I doing again...? Cr8zy: Maybe you didn’t hear him, woman, but he told you to pick up Silver and the bloodsucker. Or are you mentally-challenged cronies too dense to pick up that tidbit of info? Bobette: HEY! Don’t speak to her like that!!! :Angry: Cr8zy: I can talk however I want to... *glares into Bobette’s eyes* Or did you happen to forget that fact, deary? Hanyou: *breaks his gaze by stepping in front of Bobette* Do that again and I will rip your head off. Cr8zy: *shrugs it off* Yeah yeah, whatever.... Oi! Invader! Go do your job! Invader: .... *signs off the intercom* Hanyou: That act was completely uncalled for.... and you know it. Cr8zy: you won’t stop me now, will you? Hanyou: No... now drop it. Cr8zy: I like getting what I want. *smiles* Heh heh heh.... Hanyou: *under his breath* So do I, Cr8zy, so do I.... *puts his arm around Bobette and walks her back to her room* KG DREAMER OP THEME SONG: “I Can’t Be Your Friend” by DHT MYSTERY! BETRAYAL! LOYALTY! COMPASSION! MASQUERADES! IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS!!! KG DREAMER, THE LAST CRUSADE!!! Chapter SEVEN: Yose [endgame] Meanwhile.... in the meadow.... Donut: !!! *struggles to get out of shackles Frau put on him but fails and falls to the ground* DAMMIT FRAU! Frau: ha, now I can come in for the kill. Watch, gentlemen, as your beloved captain of the 281st perishes before you... *takes out a keyboard* SW: NO!!! DONUT!!! ZF: COME ON!!! BREAK FREE!!! YOU CAN’T LOSE TO THIS FRAU FACE!!! Donut: Sor...sorry guys... but I have failed you. Frau: *smiles* Damn right. HOMEROWED! *swings his keyboard at Donut* FLASH!!! Someone stopped Frau’s keyboard... with her hands!!! Frau: hmm. Hello, Kya. Here to save your boyfriend, now are you? Kya: *smiles* Why else would I be here? Frau: I could think of other reasons... SW: SHE WANTED TO BE WITH SEXY SEXY OVER HERE!!! *starts to strip* Kya: .... okay, can you say blind and mortified... o.O Frau: Ha, yeah, I was– OOOF!! Kya: *shot a beam of energy into Frau, making him fly back* Frau: *breaks his concentration and the flame cages/shackles disappear* SW: *throws his clothes back on as he and ZF run to Donut* ZF: Kya! You saved us!!! SW: Yes, it would be an honor for you to join us among the ranks of the – Donut: Shut up just for a minute, guys. SW: wha...? Donut: *gets up and hugs Kya* You can’t believe how great your timing was... thank you. Kya: *smiles* Well, people say you do crazy things when you’re in love... Donut: so... you’re not mad at me anymore? Kya: *releases herself from the hug and looks into his eyes* Once a friend, always a friend. Once my love, always my love. SW: YEAH!!! GO DONUT!!! KISS THE GIRL! ZF: GO FOR IT MAN!!! SW: THE DAY IS OURS!!!! WE HAVE WON!!! Donut looks into Kya’s eyes, and as they lean forward to kiss... Frau: HEY! Kya: !!! Donut: WTF!? FRAU!? Frau: YOU THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT WILL KILL ME!? ME, OF ALL PEOPLE!? ZF: I hoped so. Frau: WELL YOU WERE WRONG! AND NOW, WE HAVE GIVEN ENOUGH TIME FOR PRECIOUS TO FINISH HIS TRANSFORMATION!!! The barrel Precious was contained is is now spewing black smoke and glowing purple. meanwhile, in the forest... MoM- Torn: WHY ARE YOU GUYS LEAVING!? SCARED?! The Gelatinous Starfish is hovering overhead the treetops, beaming up Alucard and Silver. Alucard: Nothing personal, it’s just that our job is done. Silver: See you guys! Rodney: HEY! WHAT ABOUT TOHRU!? Blaire: YEAH!!! AT LEAST GIVE US AN ANTIDOTE OR SOMETHING!!! Alucard: *smiles* Too late for that now... she knows what she is. She can fight it or accept it... that lies in her hands. Kawaii: MONSTER!!! Blaire: YEAH! MONSTER! The Gelatinous Starfish flies away. Alucard: Kep, next stop, the meadow. Invader: We don’t have to pick up Precious. Silver: Oh not Precious, we meant Frau. Invader: I got strict orders not to pick him up because he’s disposing of Donut, SW, ZF, and Kya. Silver: Kya’s there?! Alucard: *shakes his head* This is not good... drop us off there, now. Invader: No can do. I cherish my life, thank you very much. I don’t want Cr8zy killing me because I didn’t follow orders. Silver: THAT’S BULL CRAP! HE PUT YOU UP TO THIS!? Alucard: Calm down... we’ll figure something out, and I’m sure Hanz wouldn’t have agreed to partner up with him if he didn’t have a good reason for it. Silver: He had better... Invader: *sighs* Meanwhile...back in the forest... Everyone’s sitting down doing nothing. (With the exception of an unconscious Tohru) Kawaii: Well... this is interesting. Torn: Hey MoM, can I hop inside you again? MoM: NO! Torn: Darn. Being a ghost is no fun, and I don’t want to have to travel all the way back there for my body. MoM: Doesn’t matter, as soon as the mission’s over, we’re heading back to KG, picking up your body on the way. Torn: whatever. Rodney: Well, this is anti-climactic, isn’t it? Blaire: I agree. Meanwhile... at the meadow... The barrel bursts into a million pieces, leaving only thick, black smoke and a dark purple aura in it’s wake. Frau: All hail the new and improved... Precious. SW: New.. ZF: ...and improved? Precious: *steps out of the black smoke* .... SW: WHY HE LOOKS THE RUDDY SAME!!! ZF: YEAH! Precious: Hello everyone. Frau, Donut, Kya, SW, ZF. Kya: Er... hi Precious! *a bit wary of the situation* Precious: Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll be going now. Donut: WAIT! PRECIOUS! Precious: ... what is it? SW: We have to take you back man!! Precious: Back to where, might I ask? SW: TO KG MAN! TO KG!!! Kya: Your home, Precious. Precious: KG... that rings a bell... yeah, uh, I won’t be going THERE for a while.... Donut: HEY! WHAT’s WITH THE ATTITUDE?! Precious: WELL WHAT’S WITH YOUR BLOODY FACE, EH!? Donut: ... Precious: Don’t. Follow. Me. *turns around and walks away* ZF: NOO!!! Precious: *disappears* Donut: Quick, we can still catch him if– Frau: You think I’ll LET YOU?! HoT: No, but I will. ZF: HoT!!! SW: HoT!!! Frau: I thought I got rid of you.... HoT: You did, until that freezing body spell crap wore off. Kya: Oh, I helped to do that! ^-^ HoT: Thanks Kya! Kya: ^.^ Frau: Enough. Now I will– HoT: ready to go, Donut? Donut: Well, can you carry us? Frau: HEY! I’M TALKING TO YOU! HoT: But I don’t think I can carry SW and ZF as well... Donut: That’s not who I meant.... because right now, I can’t imagine going anywhere without this girl... *puts his arm around Kya*... right here. Kya: ^-^v HoT: Oh, that’s good then. Three I can’t handle, but two people’s fine. SW: CAPTAIN! ZF: WHAT ABOUT US!? Donut: *goes over to SW and ZF* SW: Don’t you... believe in us? Donut: That I do. It’s for that reason that I’m gonna let you guys take care of Frau together. No games. No fooling around. Get your heads in the game and take care of business. Got it? ZF: YES!!! SW: I AM BURNING WITH RIGHTEOUS FERVOR!!! LET’S DO THIS ZF! ZF: GOTCHA, PARTNER! Kya: Donut... hurry, or we might lose him... Donut: Right. HoT takes Kya and Donut and flies away in pursuit of Precious. Frau: Ah.... it’s just you.... and me. SW: U-DAN-STRAIGHT BROTHER~!!! ZF: ... what? Frau: Well, that’s cool, wanna go back home? SW: huh? Frau: Seriously, my ride left without me and I can’t make it back on foot.... so.... you wanna go back to KG? I mean, I couldn’t get rid of Donut, so yeah... ZF: YOU NEARLY KILLED US! Frau: Actually, I tried as much as possible not to.... you didn’t sustain any life threatening injuries, did you? SW: No... ZF: Come to think of it... yeah, we didn’t. Frau: What happened to us, guys? Weren’t we... brothers in arms? Simpatico? SW: True... ZF: *sniff* Truth is... FRAU, I’VE MISSED YOU MAN!!! *hugs Frau* Frau: *hugs ZF* It’s nice to be on the same side again man... SW: MANLY BONDING!!! OH, I CAN’T TAKE IT!!! *bursts into tears and hugs them both* Torn, MoM, Kawaii, Blaire, and Rodney carrying Tohru arrive on the scene. Torn: FREEZE, FRAU! MoM: UNHAND THEM AND YOU WILL REMAIN UNHAMRED!!! Blaire: I’M TELLING YOU NOW!!! YOU HURT THEM, IT’S US YOU HAVE TO FACE!!! Kawaii: KG SUPPORT TEAM, AT YOU SERVICE!!! The KG support team strikes a pose. SW: .... ZF: IT’S OVER!!! WE ALL LOVE EACH OTHER NOW!!! Torn: ... ZF, I always knew you were gay. ZF: .... SW: FRAU HAS SEEN THE LIGHT!!! Rodney: The light, you say? SW: YES!!! THE LIGHT!!! Frau: Let’s go home guys. I’m back. *smiles* Rodney: ... Aren’t we short three people? Kawaii: Yeah, where’s Donut and Kya? And I could’ve sworn HoT was okay as well.... Blaire: OH NOES!!! QUICK, TO THE BLAIREMOBILE!!! Torn: ... wtf? The Blairemobile pulls up next to them. Kawaii: Blaire... that’s only seated for one.... Blaire: *hops in and drives towards HoT, Kya, and Donut* MoM: BLAIRE!!! Frau: Don’t worry, we’ll catch up to her in this. *types in his keyboard and a pirate ship from the clouds appears* Rodney: Wow. Frau has nice taste. Torn: I hear ya man... and style too. Rodney: Definitely, most definitely. Frau has style. Frau: That’s Captain Frau, skipper. Now, onto the Chemical Romance! We have a Precious to save, savvy? Everyone else yells “AYE!!!” ... Meanwhile... in the sky... HoT: Look, there he is!!! Kya: It looked like he stopped... I wonder what for.... Donut: Quick! This is our chance!!! HoT lands near Precious. HoT: PRESHY!!! Precious: ... *turns around* .... HoT? HoT: Precious... come on, let’s go back.... Precious: Back... where? HoT: To KG, Precious, to KG.... our home. Precious: That’ll be my home... when I’m fit to protect it. HoT: What? Precious: I was too weak... but Cr8zy, he gave me my new powers. My new powers can save us all from evil, from tyranny, I can even dethrone Cr8zy himself! HoT: but... Precious: Love can’t save you now, HoT, only my new powers can do that. Donut: Dude... what the heck are you talking about?! The whole KG is worried about you, we came all this way for you man.... Precious: KG... no... NO!!!! YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!!! Donut: wha... ? Kya: *steps forward* You have done that yourself. Precious: YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!!! HoT: Your anger and your lust for power have already done that... Kya: You have allowed this Cr8zy and his hickey to twist your mind until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy... Precious: Don't lecture me Kya.... I see through your lies, your sick and twisted evil lies. I do not fear power as you do... I have peace, freedom and justice to protect the new KG.... the new Empire. MY new Empire. Donut: YOUR new empire?! Precious: *turns to Donut* Don’t make me kill you.... Donut: Precious... My allegiance is to KG, to family!!! Precious: If you’re not with me... then you’re my enemy. HoT: *starts to glow* Only a noob deals in absolutes. Kya: *generates energy bombs around her* We will do what we must. Precious: *turns to them and smiles* You will try. KG DREAMER ED THEME SONG “Crossroad” by Younha PRECIOUS HAS FINALLY COME OUT OF THE BARREL!!! HOWEVER, THERE HAS BEEN MIXED RESULTS!!! CAN HoT, KYA, AND DONUT STOP PRECIOUS FROM GOING TO CR8ZY!? OR WILL THE CREW OF THE CHEMICAL ROMANCE HAVE TO SAVE THEM!? STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT KG DREAMER!!! END of KG DREAMER, THE LAST CRUSADE CHAPTER SEVEN!!! Yose [endgame] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Meanwhile... at a canyon with size that rivals the Grand Canyon... HoT lands near Precious. HoT: PRESHY!!! Precious: ... *turns around* .... HoT? HoT: Precious... come on, let’s go back.... Precious: Back... where? HoT: To KG, Precious, to KG.... our home. Precious: That’ll be my home... when I’m fit to protect it. HoT: What? Precious: I was too weak... but Cr8zy, he gave me my new powers. My new powers can save us all from evil, from tyranny, I can even dethrone Cr8zy himself! HoT: but... Precious: Love can’t save you now, HoT, only my new powers can do that. Donut: Dude... what the heck are you talking about?! The whole KG is worried about you, we came all this way for you man.... Precious: KG... no... NO!!!! YOU TURNED HER AGAINST ME!!! Donut: wha... ? Kya: *steps forward* You have done that yourself. Precious: YOU WILL NOT TAKE HER FROM ME!!! HoT: Your anger and your lust for power have already done that... Kya: You have allowed this Cr8zy and his hickey to twist your mind until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy... Precious: Don't lecture me Kya.... I see through your lies, your sick and twisted evil lies. I do not fear power as you do... I have peace, freedom and justice to protect the new KG.... the new Empire. MY new Empire. Donut: YOUR new empire?! Precious: *turns to Donut* Don’t make me kill you.... Donut: Precious... My allegiance is to KG, to family!!! Precious: If you’re not with me... then you’re my enemy. HoT: *starts to glow* Only a noob deals in absolutes. Kya: *generates energy bombs around her* We will do what we must. Precious: *turns to them and smiles* You will try. Meanwhile... on the flying pirate ship, the Chemical Romance... Kawaii: Guys.... Tohru’s shivering and stuff.... and she’s breaking into a cold sweat.... what should we do?! Tohru: *lying on a bed, shivering and sweating, unconscious still* SW: *kneels by Tohru’s side* Tohru... don’t let the sun go down on me. ZF: Psst... SW, what’re you doing? SW: Being noble, now shut up. MoM: *suppresses a laugh* Frau: Noble? Damn SW, you’re willing to spray yourself on any woman, huh? ZF: It’s not his fault for being desperate, you know. Rodney: Come on, let’s leave her to rest. Everyone leaves Blaire’s room. SW: How much longer till we get there? MoM: According to my calculations, we should be there in about.... 15 minutes. Blaire: If only we could get there faster... Rodney: I agree. Some nagging feeling tells me those three aren’t gonna make it.... Kawaii: Don’t say things like that!!! They’re gonna get Precious back, not to worry. Rodney: Ever think he might not want to go back! ZF: WTF?! WHY WOULD HE THINK SOMETHING LIKE THAT!? Blaire: If he wanted to come back to KG.... why would he leave in the first place? MoM: ... ZF: ... Frau: ... SW: That’s true. *nods* Kawaii: Look, no matter what, we have to try. Rodney: Do, or do not. There is no try in this situation, Kawaii. MoM: Then what do you think HoT, Donut, and Kya are doing right now!? TRYING!!! It will be TRYING until they accomplish the task at hand!!! Don’t make like their efforts are going to be in vain, Rodney, because trying is what got us here in the first place. Tohru: *walks out of the room, rubbing her eyes* Hey... what’s with all the commotion? SW: TOHRU! Kawaii: YOU’RE OKAY!!! Tohru: Yeah... I’m fine... but... ugh, where are... I feel seasick... Frau: We’re flying in the sky. Tohru: oh. Rodney: MoM... does Tohru look any... paler to you? MoM: *bows her head down* unfortunately. Tohru: Huh...? My face... pale? *feels her face with her hands* And I feel cold.... what happened to me?! Blaire: Sit down, we’ll tell you about it... Meanwhile... at Infinity Fortress.... Cr8zy: I will be making my departure now....anyone here to see me off? Hanyou: Just go and be on your way. Cr8zy: You know, lately you’ve been starting to get a bit... fresh, with me. Hanyou: and your point is? Cr8zy: I don’t like fresh. Hanyou: Hmph. Hurry up then man, and begone. Cr8zy: Heh, I wonder if they’ll be surprised to see me... Meanwhile, at the canyon... HoT: TAKE THIS!!! *fires an energy beam at Precious* Precious: *deflects it and jumps into the air* Donut: FALCHION, PSYNERGY STRIKE!!! AERIAL BOOST HACK!!! *leaps into the air and swings his sword at Precious* Precious: FOOL!!! *kicks Donut in the face and watches as Donut falls to the ground* Donut: heh... the trick’s on you, dummy. Precious: Wha– *shocked as he sees he’s been slashed across the chest* Kya: That’s my Donut, using the air to cut you up! ^-^ Precious: ah ha ha... that was funny. *grabs HoT and holds a dagger to her throat* Now this... is this funny too, Kya? Kya: LET HER GO!!! Donut: Precious... don’t’ do anything you’ll regret... HoT: DAMMIT PRECIOUS!!! LET ME DOWN!!! Donut: Precious... let her go. Cr8zy: And who are you to make these kinds of decisions, pastry? Cr8zy suddenly appears. Kya: CR8ZY!!! Precious: *Lets HoT go and turns around* YOU!!! Cr8zy: *shrugs and smiles* Me. Precious: You... YOU GAVE ME THIS THING!!! *pulls down his collar, exposing the hickey* Cr8zy: that I did. And you remember what for, don’t you Precious? Precious: If it weren’t for that... I’d kill you. Cr8zy: You know, you can get some of that awesome r0x0rs power I offered you right now.... you just gotta take off your beanie. Donut: What?! HoT: ... o.O Kya: What’re you talking about Cr8zy?! A power boost just by removing a piece of CLOTHING!? Cr8zy: Oh, but it’s true baby. It’s so true. Precious: ... hmm. HoT: DON’T DO IT!!! CR8ZY WAS BEHIND ALL THIS CRAP THE WHOLE TIME!!! EVERYTHING THAT WAS BAD WAS BECAUSE OF HIM!!! DON’T GIVE IN TO HIS LEERS!!! Precious: SHUT UP WOMAN!!! *slaps HoT a little too hard and makes her fly off the cliff, into the canyon gorge* Donut: HoT!!! Kya, quick, go after her!!! Kya: Okay! I’m on– Cr8zy: you do that, Kya.... and you will die. *smiles* Precious: HoT... no... what’d I do.... Cr8zy: You can still save her, Precious. Precious: She was like a sister to me.... Cr8zy: Are you listening? Precious, you can still save her. Precious: *looks at Cr8zy* How? Cr8zy: Just take off that beanie, Precious. Kya: PRECIOUS!!! DON’T DO IT!!! Donut: DON’T LISTEN TO HIM!!! CR8zy: go for it Precious. You owe it to yourself to save her. Precious: ... Reluctantly, Precious removes his beanie. Cr8zy: And now the transformation will take place. Good.... good.... *grins evilly* FLASH!!! Precious is surrounded by clouds of purple and black smoke as he transforms.... KG DREAMER OP THEME SONG: “Helena” by My Chemical Romance MYSTERY! BETRAYAL! LOYALTY! COMPASSION! MASQUERADES! IT ALL COMES DOWN TO THIS!!! KG DREAMER, THE LAST CRUSADE!!! Chapter EIGHT: [Memories Slip Through Your Fingers] And the smoke clears... Precious: ... Cr8zy: Lord Precious? Can you hear me? Precious: *eyes flash red* Yes, Master. Cr8zy: are you aware of what you have to do? Donut: YOU HAVE TO SAVE HoT!!! Precious: *turns around slowly* Save her...? Pfft. I killed her with my own bare hands. Donut: What....?! Kya: What are you saying, Precious?! HoT was your friend!!! You said it yourself, she was like a sister to you!!! Precious: WHAT KIND OF SISTER TRIES TO KILL YOU?! HUH!? TELL ME WOMAN!!! Donut: Don’t speak to her like that. Cr8zy: *whispers in Precious’ ear* These people want to stop you from saving KG. You know that? Precious: THOSE BASTARDS!!! HOW DARE THEY!!! Cr8zy: *still whispering* Yep, and now only you have the power to stop them. Precious: *brings out this two rapiers* You... you will not stop me from saving KG. Donut: WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING, DUMB Bum?! WE’RE HERE TO SAVE YOU FROM HIM!!! *points to cr8zy* Precious: put that finger away... before I have to cut it off myself. Meanwhile.... on Frau’s ship... Tohru: No way.... So... I’m... SW: A vampire. Torn: But why is she in complete sunlight and not dying? SW: A question that has plagued mankind for centuries, Torn. ZF: Let’s ask our resident spiritualist, MoM. MoM: She’s only a half vampire. Alucard isn’t your typical vampire, he’s a shamanic one. Instead of using Furyoku, he uses blood to sustain his energy and powers. Frau: and...? MoM: and that gives him certain advantages that regular vampires do not. However, the fact that he bit Tohru is a different story. Blaire: Huh? How so? MoM: Because he’s really a human that has vampiric traits, he merely passed on those traits to Tohru. Tohru: huh? MoM: The pale skin, the power upgrade... I wouldn’t be surprised if you wanted to suck our blood right now.... Tohru: Actually... I don’t’ feel that. I feel so... good. Everyone here, supporting me, and it’s such a nice feeling inside.... MoM: Hmm.... An airship comes in next to Frau’s ship. Frau: OI! WHO BE YE!? Invader: *opens the cockpit* It’s me!!! *waves* SW: INVADER! MoM: You! What’re you doing up in the air?! Torn: Hey vader. Invader: *jumps onto Frau’s ship* How’s it going? Blaire: So far, so good. Frau: We should be coming up on them any minute now.... Invader: On who? Rodney: HoT, Kya, and Donut went to go get Precious. Invader: Ah. Mind if I join the ride? Frau: Sure, why not. As the Chemical Romance speeds towards their destination the battle rages on... Kya: *dodging Precious’ jabs and attacks at her* PRECIOUS!!! DON’T DO THIS!!! Precious: YOU WILL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!!! Donut: HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! RIGHT ARM OF THE GIANT!!! *Donut’s right arm transforms, becoming encased in black and purple armor* Precious: what the... OOF!!! *gets punched in the face by Donut* Donut: TAKE THAT!!! Precious: Heh... heh heh... HEH HEH HEH!!! LET’S SEE YOU TAKE THIS THEN!!! *brings out his rapiers and starts coming towards Donut* Donut: *unsheathes Falchion and starts to duel with Precious: Kya: COME ON DONUT!!! YOU CAN DO THIS!! Donut: PRECIOUS!!! SNAP OUT OF IT MAN!!! *swings his sword at Precious* Precious: *dodges it* I HATE YOU!! I DESPISE YOU WITH A PASSION!!! Donut: What? Precious: *slashes at Donut a few times* Donut: GAH! *spits out some blood and drops to his knees* Precious: I guess the pastry wasn’t so strong after all... eh? Now, to finish you off... Kya: No... Donut.... Cr8zy: GO PRECIOUS!! FINISH HIM!!! Precious: *opens his mouth where a beam is charging up* NEGATION!!! *shoots an uber energy beam of darkness at Donut* Cr8zy: YES!!! TWO DOWN, BABY!!! *does the sexy ghostbusting pose* Precious: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!! Kya: NO!!! *dives in front of the beam and gets hit by the Negation* Donut: !!! KYA!!! NO!!!! Kya: *takes the hit and flies into Donut, sending them tumbling several feet away* Donut:*holding Kya in his arms* Kya.... Thanks for the help on that one, I thought I was done for. Kya: You’re welcome! See, figured it would make sense anyways, since I know this technique that’ll let me absorb dark energy and convert into health for me and saving you in addition to taking that hit would not only save you, but save me! ^-^ So yeah... Precious: *standing over them* Tad bit long-winded, yes, but effective nonetheless. Good show of a move there, Kya. Kya: Thanks! But uh... why are you --AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! Suddenly, Kya is stabbed in the chest by Precious!!! Donut: MUKI-CHAAAAAN!!!! Precious: *smiling despite himself* Cr8zy: Oooooh.... now this is interesting. Kya: *looks up at Donut and smiles* ha ha, I always loved waking up in your arms... I wonder if I’ll feel the same when I fall asleep in them.... *coughs up some blood* Donut: NO! You’re not going to die, you’ll be alright, I PROMISE!!! DAMMIT, I PROMISE!!! Cr8zy: HA HA, says the guy who CAN’T use any healing arts at all!!! Oh Donut, you are so funneh! Precious: ... *walks away* Donut: DON’T YOU WALK AWAY!!! YOU COME BACK HERE AND PUT HER IN A RIGHT STATE AGAIN!!! Precious: *stops* .... Kya: *holds Donut’s hand* shh... don’t worry, I’ll be fine.... Donut: *sobbing* NO!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO US!? BEING TOGETHER BEYOND FOREVER!? YOU CAN’T LEAVE ME!!! Kya: But that’s.... just it.... we will be together beyond forever... who do you think’s gonna watch you from heaven? Donut: *clutches Kya tightly* Please... don’t go. Kya: I’m sorry, my Donut... I promise, I will love you forever.... Donut: I will *sniff* always love you too... *sniff* my little miss Muki-chan.... *kisses Kya on the cheek* Kya: Au revoir, mon amour.... And with that, Kya’s hand goes limp in Donut’s. However, on the ship.... MoM: *her beads start glowing wildly* !!!! Torn: What is it? MoM: FRAU!!! CAN’T THIS SHIP GO ANY FASTER!? Frau: This is the fastest it can go!!! Why?! MoM: I think we may be too late.... it’s a losing battle.... Frau: *gulp* FULL SPEED AHEAD!!! MoM: *starts to chant and whisper to her beads* Torn: Hey... that incantation sounds familiar.... Back at the battlegrounds... Donut: *silently crying over Kya’s dead body* Cr8zy: Oh stop your crying already... If it hurts so much, then we’ll just have Precious come and finish you off, quick and easy. Right, Precious? Precious: *a tear rolls down his cheek* I.... I killed her.... Cr8zy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? You are one of the most powerful men in the world.... AND YOU’RE CRYING OVER SOME DEATH!? Precious: *looks at his hands* What.... what have I done...? Donut: *starts to power up* You just killed.... her.... the love of my life.... Precious: *turns around* Donut! I’m.... I’m so sorry.... I didn’t know what came over me... Cr8zy: Lies. Donut: SHUT UP! BOTH OF YOU!!! *sets Kya’s body down on the ground nicely* Cr8zy: You shut up too, you don’t want to be waking the dead now, do you? Precious: Donut... Seriously, I’m so sorry.... Donut: *his left arm becomes just like his right* Words, Precious, only words... Precious: NO!!! I MEAN IT!!! I MEAN– OOF!!! Donut: *socks Precious in the stomach* Precious: GAAH!!! *spits some blood out* Donut: Think that’s it, do you? *grabs Precious and throws him up into the air* Precious: WAIT!! WHOA!! Donut: *leaps into the air and knocks Precious, in midair, to the ground* Precious: ARGH!!! Donut: *lands next to him and holds his sword to his throat* An eye for an eye.... a life for a life, hmm? Precious: NOO!!! YOU...can’t... do this... *faints* Donut: ... *sighs* Cr8zy: Good.... good.... now let your rage and anger finish him off while he has the chance. Donut: *looks at Cr8zy* I will never stoop that low. Cr8zy: Why? You’ve already beaten up a man begging for forgiveness... Tell you what, come with me instead of Precious and I’ll let him go. Donut: *spits at Cr8zy* Never. Cr8zy: You think that’s funny, do you? DO YOU?! HoT: *comes up from the cliff, flying* I DO!!! Cr8zy: *turns around* Oh, you. HoT: *her hands go ablaze* I’M GONNA KILL YOU CR8ZY!!! *rushes towards him* Cr8zy: How uncivilized. *brings out his sword and cuts HoT in half* Donut: HoT!!! CR8ZY YOU SICK FREAK!!! HoT: *falls to the ground, shocked* Cr8zy: Oh? I would have thought you would have been cut in half... looks like my cut was too shallow.... oh weeeeeeell. *grins* Donut: YOU.... CR8ZY!? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!? Cr8zy: Aww... that hurts, I thought we were pals. :( Donut: I severed ties with you ever since you attacked KG.... Cr8zy: Oh? Yesterday? Ah, that was the past, my friend. Donut: I’M GONNA MAKE YOU HISTORY TOO, FOUR-EYED FREAK!!! *rushes forward and swings at Cr8zy with his sword* Cr8zy: nuh-uh-uh.... *stops Donut’s sword with one finger* Donut: WTF....!!! Cr8zy: *grins and slices at Donut* Donut: !!! *falls to the ground, stunned and bleeding profusely like HoT* Cr8zy: Well then, that’s that. You could have returned Precious to KG, but alas, you failed to do so. Now... *goes next to Precious* I will take my apprentice and raise him to be the greatest thing KG has ever seen.... HoT: CR8ZY!!! I HATE YOU!!! *gags and coughs up more blood* Donut: HoT... save your strength... he’s not worth... it– *falls unconscious* HoT: *faints from blood loss and the freakishly huge cut Cr8zy dealt to her* Cr8zy: Farewell, Donut, HoT. Too bad you can’t stop me... from taking over the world. Cr8zy teleports with Precious back to Infinity Fortress.... Hanz: PRECIOUS!!! Precious, worn out from the battle, returned to his normal state. Bobette: Oh my.... what happened?! Cr8zy: Hanzy, why didn’t you come and help me? Silver and Alucard did their job... and if I’m not mistaken... *checks a computer screen* Robo did too. How’s he faring? Alucard: Well... after surgery’s done, let’s just say he’ll be more like his name than he ever was. Cr8zy: So how about it Hanz? Why didn’t you come and kill Donut and HoT and Kya? And the rest of the “rebellion”? Bobette: BECAUSE HE’S NOT AS COLD AND HEARTLESS AS YOU!!! Cr8zy: HOW DARE YOU! SPEAKING TO ME IN SUCH A TONE!? *slaps Bobette* Hanyou: *grabs Cr8zy and shoves him against a wall* Don’t you EVER do that again.... HEAR ME?! If you value your life.... then you will NEVER lay a hand on her EVER AGAIN. Cr8zy: *fixes his glasses and smiles* Of course. Hanyou: And as for your other question... you sick freak...I intend to destroy evil not become it...there is so much wrong in this world that needs to be...corrected. Silver: Even Alucard never killed anyone, and he’s the one who lusts after blood.... this mission was NOT meant to be loaded with casualties. Cr8zy: What? You people make like these people mattered... like you’re going back to KG someday. Are you? Huh? Silver: .... Alucard: .... *twitch* Cr8zy: Exactly. Just what I thought. Now, someone get Precious and put him in a nice bed, he has to rest up before training.... Hanyou: You just watch, Cr8zy– one day, this will come and bite you in the ass.... Cr8zy: Then let it bite me. I have buns of steel. *does the sexy ghostbusting pose* Alucard: And here I thought I could live life not having to witness that again.... Meanwhile... the Chemical Romance finally arrives at the battlegrounds... MoM: HURRY!!! BLAIRE, KAWAII, START HEALING THOSE TWO!!! *points to HoT and Donut* Frau: Damn.... we got here too late.... SW: *pats Frau on the back* I feel your pain... our captain.... ZF: *cries into SW’s bosom* SW: KNOCK IT OFF MAN!!! YOU GOTTA STAY STRONG!!! Rodney: I wonder... what could have possibly happened.... Torn: Seriously, I mean, where’s Precious? This canyon’s too wide for anyone to cross or jump, and Precious can’t fly... Kawaii: Maybe he teleported with Cr8zy... I think Cr8zy’s been here.... MoM: If you take a look at the wounds... Kya looks like she was pierced by a rapier... it’s thin, her wound, but precise... but Donut and HoT, their wounds look like they were severed by a regular sword.... SW: Wait, Precious has rapiers? Kawaii: It was his weapon of choice... elegant, graceful, and dangerous. MoM: *stands over Kya’s body* Kawaii, come and heal Kya as well. I think it’s safe to say she’ll be needing it... *looks at her beads* KG DREAMER ED THEME SONG “Anthem of Our Dying Day” by Story of the Year END of KG DREAMER, THE LAST CRUSADE CHAPTER EIGHT!!! [Memories Slip Through Your Fingers] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 A week after the events that had transpired... In the Staff Lounge... Torn: *busy writing at a desk* HoT: *brings two cups of coffee and sits down by him* Hey, brought you something. Torn: thanks. *keeps writing* HoT: Seriously... you’ve been at work since we’ve come back, what’s gotten into you? Torn: On Percious’ will and testament, he left a list of people that should fill the office of Head Admin in case he isn’t able to fill the office for some “unbeknownst reason”... And I just happen to come in after Hanz and Silver. HoT: Okay... *sips some coffee* Torn: Apparently there’s a whole lot of paperwork that needed to be done that hasn’t been tended to in a while and I have to do reports on what happened.... so yeah. *stops writing and takes a sip of coffee* HoT: You sure you don’t want to rest for a while...? Torn: Hey, don’t worry, I’m almost done. *leans back and yawns* What time is it anyway? HoT: 7:30 in the morning... Torn: Ah whatever. HoT: Ha ha, I hardly ever see you like this... Torn: Like how? HoT: You know... serious and stuff. Usually you’re just fooling around wit heveryone and enjoying yourself... Torn: Come on, you make like I don’t know how to sort my priorities. HoT: Do you? Torn: Ah ha ha ... be quiet for now, I’m gonna finish this stuff up. HoT: Okay then. I’ll keep you company. Torn: Sure, whatever. Later that morning....in the coffeehouse... SW: GOOD MORNING! ZF: *throws confetti* HEY! SW: GOOD MORNING! ZF: *throws confetti* HEY!!! SW: HAVE A... TROPICANA MORNING! ZF: *shakes it like a Polaroid picture* K-mage: Please guys... not so early in the morning. Kawaii: I know, I mean gosh, you guys can be so.... loud. SW: CAN IT BE!? REJECTION!? THIS CANNOT BE POSSIBLE!!! LET ME SHIELD YOUR EYES FROM THIS WITCHCRAFT, VICE CAPTAIN ZF!!! ZF: NOOOOOOO!!!!! REJECTION!!! Blaire: *throws shoes at the two of them* SHUT UP!!! ZF: WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU!?! MoM: Seriously, if you two can’t control yourselves, we’re gonna have to throw you out. ZF: YOU ALL HAVE BEEN FAR TO SAD THIS PAST WEEK!!! SW: YEAH! YOU NEED TO SMILE!!! LAUGH!!! GO OUT WITH ME, YOU KNOW THE WHOLE DEAL!!! Tohru: .... *looks in her bag for her mask* ZF: NO! STOP IT TOHRU! WE SHALL CEASE AND DESIST!!! *morbidly afraid* Tohru: *shrugs and stops looking for her mask* SW: It’s like you guys don’t have a sense of humor anymore... Kawaii: We’re still waiting for one more person to come out of the hospital wing... or have you forgotten? After all, he IS your captain’s girlfriend.... Frau: *sighs* Not from what I’ve heard.... Tohru: WHAT?! MoM: Frau, what’re you talking about.... Rodney: This is news to me... Frau: well....let me start from the beginning. KG DREAMER OP THEME SONG: “You’re Still You” by Josh Groban MYSTERY! BETRAYAL! LOYALTY! COMPASSION! MASQUERADES! THE FINAL CHAPTER OF THE LAST CRUSADE SAGA AND THE SEEDS OF THE FUTURE!!! KG DREAMER, THE LAST CRUSADE!!! Chapter NINE: [Don’t Come Uninvited] Meanwhile... in the hospital wing... Invader: *steps out of Kya’s room* Donut: *stands up* How is she? Invader: The same as this whole week. Her body is completely healed, it’s just... *looks behind her shoulder into the room* She won’t come out of that memorial tablet. Donut: *sigh* Did MoM make it so she couldn’t escape or something? Invader: You know as well as I do that she only crafted that tablet so that Kya’ soul could rest somewhere while her body was being healed. Donut: well... could I go in? Invader: For the final time this week, yes, you can. It’s not like you do, anyway. I’m gonna grab a drink upstairs. See ya. *walks away* Donut: *hesitates, then walks in to Kya’s room* Kya’s memorial tablet glows, and Kya’s soul emerges. Kya: About time you got in here... heh heh. Donut: Yeah... sorry about that, I... just had a lot of stuff on my mind. Kya: Yeah, I could see. You looked pretty trouble just waiting out there in the waiting room. And asking someone else to bring in flowers for you says a lot, you know... *looks towards a vase of roses near her window* Donut: I... I guess there’s no easy way to say this then.... Kya: Huh? Donut: Muki-chan.... I don’t think we should be together anymore. Kya: *staring at Donut* Donut: You need someone.... someone who can dedicate themselves to you. And I truly don’t want to be tricking you into thinking that I’ve been giving my 100% into this relationship.... Kya: It’s okay, I mean, relationships are 50-50 right...? Donut: That’s a different story. Kya: This... this is so sudden... Donut: Muki-chan, believe me, it is not your fault. None of this is your fault. It’s me... stupid, stupid me. Kya: ... Donut: I’m not.... I’m not worthy of your love. And somewhere, deep inside, I think you know that too. Kya: No, I– Torn’s voice comes on over the P.A. system. Torn: ATTENTION MEMBERS OF KG! We’ll be holding a press-conference sort of thing in the auditorium where we’ll address the current state of our situation and what needs to be done. Staff members, I expect you to be ready to make some statements as well. Thank you for your time. Torn’s announcement ends. Donut: *sigh* Well, I’ll be going then. Kya: Okay. Donut: Are you gonna be alright? Kya: Of course. *floats back into her body* Donut: o.O Kya: See? *waves her hand* Donut: Well, okay then. I’ll see you at the press conference. Kya: Okie dokie then. Donut: *starts for the door, but turns around* We can still be friends, right? Kya: Duh! Ha ha. :) As you would say, “no worries.” Okay? Donut: Sure thing then. *walks out of Kya’s room* Kya: *sighs* ... maybe I should have stayed a soul. You can’t cry while you’re a soul. Donut’s vase of roses to Kya falls off the table and shatters into pieces. ... Later that day, backstage in the auditorium... HoT: I understand most of us here... but why is Rodney, SW, and ZF backstage with us? SW: OI! DO NOT QUESTION OUR SEXINESS! ZF: OUR PRESENCE IS MEANT TO BE WORSHIPED, NOT QUESTIONED!!! Torn: Word to both of your mothers, for I banged them both last night. ZF: WHAAAAAT?! SW: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Torn: Now shut up, both of you. You can sit in the audience if you’d like. ZF: *hangs his head down low* No sir. Torn: Those three are here because they went on the mission to retrieve Precious. Not everyone here was a Mod or Staff Member, but hey, as being part of the mission people will look to them for advice, for guidance, stuff like that. Tohru: That makes sense. Rodney: I see no problem with that. Invader: What are we supposed to say to these people? Torn: Whatever you’d like. SW: SERIOUSLY!? Torn: *sighs* Seriously. Kawaii: Well, shall we get on with it then? Kya: Yep. Frau: Showtime, people. Everyone walks out onto a stage and takes a seat while the audience erupts in questions. Robby: DUDE! WHERE’S PRECIOUS!!! Bowties: YEAH!!! WHERE DID HE GO, WHAT HAPPENED!?!? Kyokutou: DETAILS!!! THE PRESS WOULD LIKE DETAILS!!! Kikiyo: ZF RAWKS MY I find your lack of faith disturbing.!!! Torn: Quiet down everyone, we’ll take questions later, but for now we’d like to have personal statements from the people assigned from the mission. So if you would like to give them their attention.... Frau: Want details? Okay, I’ll start it off I guess. See, the team of SW, ZF, Donut, HoT, MoM, Tohru, and Torn were sent to retrieve Precious from the clutches of Cr8zy, a demented former member of KG. The team ran into some trouble early on from the other party, which was led by Hanz and Cr8zy.. I think. Robo was their first roadblock in the journey, and in the encounter with him, the team lost Torn just as soon as the mission started. Torn: Invader came by with these other dudes, and saw me about to die. With a special spell she grabbed from MoM’s book, she was able to withdraw my soul and preserve my body at the expense of killing me. Trust me, things didn’t look as they seemed. Tohru: After that we camped out for a night. Chasing after Precious and Silver and... Alucard... was pretty tiring. We caught up with them the following morning though, and engaged them in combat. Kawaii: According to the reports, HoT actually got Precious and was able to get him away from the battlefront.... but was stopped by Frau, whom paralyzed her and took her away. Donut, SW, and ZF pursued Frau while MoM and Tohru stood back to deal with Alucard and Silver. Unfortunately, they were pinned down until reinforcements arrived: Myself, Rodney, Blaire, and Torn’s soul. We were about to engage the enemy when they flew away in their aircraft. Tohru was bitten by Alucard in the battle, but she’s fine now for the time being. Kya: Meanwhile, Donut, SW, and ZF couldn’t hold Frau down until I came along. It was then Precious burst out of his barrel-thingie-of-doom and then he went away and then me, HoT (who was now out of Frau’s crazy spell), and Donut went after Preshy the Prince. We followed him to this place where a huge battle ensued and then there was blood... LOTS of blood.... and lots of pwnage from Precious... *winces from her wound* Frau: Long story made short, Precious got away, we failed. :( Kikiyo: REALLY!? YOU GUYS SUCK BUTT!!! Torn: Hey, don’t get out of line, you weren’t dying out there now were you? Kikiyo: WHO AM I GOING TO SECKS NOW!?!?! SW: Not me. *steps back* ZF: Not me. *steps back* Rodney: ... SW and ZF turning down a female? Blaire: Didn’t see that one coming... Tohru: As long as they don’t “spray” themselves on me, it’s all good. HoT: Getting off topic here peoples.... Sister, shut up. Kikiyo: <_> Kakashi: .... so who’s gonna lead us now? Torn: I’ll step into the office of admin for the time being, and the staff here will also be people to look up to. So NO SCREWING AROUND WITH THEM. GunConFighter: Darn. *snaps his fingers* Torn: Stop fooling around people, this isn’t the Asylum. This is something serious. Bowties: WITH PRECIOUS GONE, WHAT SHALL WE DOOOOOOO!? EPF: MY LOVER IS GONE!!! Bob123: LYK WTF I PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON MY WEI– Donut: ENOUGH! Kikiyo: NAH! XBOX JUNKIE!!! ZF: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS WOMAN!!! *shoots Kikiyo* Donut: SHUT UP!!! EVERYONE!!! Everyone goes quiet. Donut: Look. We’ve seen the things Hanz and Cr8zy can pull off. I really don’t know what the heck Hanz is even doing helping Cr8zy, but it doesn’t matter- this is war. Cr8zy launched an attack on KG, meant to wipe us out... and here we are, survivors. Frau: Yes... KG still stands. To KG I will pledge myself to. Donut: That’s the spirit! See, we’re gonna have to take up arms! Go to wherever it is Precious is being held, and save him!!! Am I right?! HoT: *raises her fist in the air* FOR PRECIOUS!!! The rest of KG says along with her, “FOR PRECIOUS!!!” Donut: We’re gonna have to train. It’s not gonna be easy. Torn: Then again, life was never easy, was it? Kawaii: The question is, can you handle it? HoT: Better yet... Tohru: How badly do you want it? Invader: DO YOU ALL WANT TO SAVE PRECIOUS AND AVENGE KG!?! DO YOU~!? The rest of KG uproars in approval. Torn: Thank you, KG, for your support. I ‘m sure if we keep this up, we’ll be able to– BOOM. The auditorium’s doors are broken down. Frau: H@X!!! Shaun: *claps* Very nice Torn.... you and your... “posse” have such a great effect on people. Invader: Hey.... they look familiar.... Rodney: YOU!!! *points at Shaun* Shaun: *shrugs* It’s not good to point fingers now, is it Rodney? Now put that finger down or I’ll have to let my buddies take care of you.... The rest of the band from KG's Prom, Still Searching, steps into view. Kikiyo: LIKE OMG! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! GunCon: NO!!! I’M STILL A VIRGIN!!! Bowties: *runs out screaming* The rest of the KG members start panicking and run out of the auditorium, following Bowties. Torn: .... Donut: Well, I guess you and YOUR posse have such an effing scary effect on people. Lane: Yeah, it would seem that way, wouldn’t it? Rodney: There’s one more.... who is he? Thomas: Who am I? WHO am I!? Man, I”m T-Hwangster man, and we didn’t come here to chit chat ‘li dat. Kyton: Yeah, we didn’t need our lead keyboard man for our performance for the prom, so he stayed at home. Lane: BACK ON TOPIC PEOPLE.... *sweat* Blaire: Wh... why are you people here? Shaun: You issued a declaration of war. We’re answering it. *smiles* STILL SEARCHING!!! THE BAND THAT PLAYED AT THE PROM!!! WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY MIGHT DO!!! Find out.... on the next KG Dreamer!!! Stay Tuned!!! KG DREAMER OP THEME SONG: Time to Dance by Panic! At The Disco END of KG DREAMER, THE LAST CRUSADE!!! Chapter NINE:[/b] [Don’t Come Uninvited] Urgent message received. Transmission is as follows. ???: This isn’t going to work. Are you sure it’s going to work? ???: I’m not stupid. My plans are... genius. ???: I’m worried about everyone... will they be able to make it through? ???: Well, *static- unable to determine what was being said* said that they were sent to kill them... ???: Don’t be so stupid. He asked me to send them, I did. That’s all there is to know. ???: says you. Hmph. ???: Well, let’s go then. Precious must be hungry. We gotta feed him. ???: Oooh! I just remembered I cooked an awesome lunch for everyone! Let’s go eat!!! sounds of people walking away. ???: Operation: Tomorrow Rarely Arcs Into Neverland is commencing. They’ll need it. All of them. End of Transmission. Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 KG DREAMER OP SONG: "Camisado" by Panic! At the Disco ACTION!!! SURVIVAL!!! WAR!!! THE PAST COMES BACK TO HAUNT YOU! KG DRAMER, OPERATION T.R.A.I.N.: ROUND ONE [mountains are mighty, but they cannot move] The Day After the Arrival... SW: Morning. *walks into the coffee shop where the rest of the staff are* HoT: This is tough. I... I don't know what to do. Torn: Well, we have to decide, the damn thing starts at noon... Rodney: *quiet, looking over some notes* Donut: Well, let's just go back and review what they told us yesterday, shall we? ZF, if you may... Tohru: Do we have to watch this again.... ZF: AND NOW, THANKS TO MY SUPERIOR VIDEO SKILLS AND EQUIPMENT– Torn: That you use to spy on the girls.... ZF: THAT I USE– wait, NO!!! Yesterday....when Still Searching issued their threat... Blaire: Wh... why are you people here? Shaun: You issued a declaration of war. We're answering it. *smiles* Torn: .... HoT: You and what army? Torn: ... *smacks forehead* HoT: What?! Shaun: Me.... Lane: *steps forward* and THIS army. SW: Last time I checked, WE outnumber YOU!!! Kyton: Guys, check it out, the dunce can add. The men of Still Searching burst out laughing. ZF: HEY! SHUT UP! Maurice: What'd you say, pretty boy? ZF: WURD TO ALL YOUR MOTHERS!!! BECAUSE I BANGED THEM ALL LAST NIGHT!!! Torn: *slaps ZF* YOU STOLE THAT FROM ME! Alan: *cracks his knuckles* Say that again.... Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.... *smiles* ZF: I AM NOT HOMOSEXUAL! Thomas: *coughs* says the gay man...*coughs* The guys burst out laughing again. Blaire: HEY!!! If you're just here to make insults, then you can just LEAVE. Kya: We don't have room for guys like you. Shaun: Aww, come on sugar, don't be hatin. Come with us, we'll take care of you. Lane: Stop flirting, you're with Joyce you dumbass. Thomas: Yeah, let a REAL player work... HoT: I hope you're not talking about yourself. Thomas: What?! Are you serious?! SW: YEAH!!! YOU LOOK LIKE POO!!! Donut: Look, are we gonna keep acting like little kids or what? Lane: That's true. Kyton: 'kay guys, this is the deal: We were hired to get rid of you guys. Maurice: Actually, it was supposed to be the whole KG, but we were thinking if we take down the strongest guys.... Alan: Then we wouldn't have to kill the rest because no one could beat us anyway. Torn: what are you suggesting? You obviously aren't attacking us head on, so you don't want to cause mass destruction and peril.... Kyton: We're a little higher than that, dog. We're proposing a tournament. MoM: A tournament? Kyton: Sure. The six of us against six of you guys. Alan: Not too hard to figure out, right? Invader: Look, I don't know what you guys are thinking, but we're not doing any fighting. Tohru: Yeah! One of our members just got out of the hospital too!!! Shuan: Not our problem. Lane: Look, we'll give you this ultimatum: Meet us at the Arena tomorrow at noon or we unleash Hell upon this place. Invader: WHAT?! Tohru: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! Kya: MEANIES!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU ALL ARE!!! JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!!! Thomas: You can put your hands on me anytime, girl. Kya: NEVER! SW: Wow, ZF, we should take notes from that guy. ZF: *nods* Shaun: THAT'S IT THEN! NOON OR EVERYONE IN KG DIES!!! Alan: Indeed. Torn: Bastards. SW: WE'RE GONNA DIE!!! Back to the present... ZF: *looks quite pleased with himself* Torn: ... what's with that smile? Did you pee your pants or something this word pisses me off more than most? ZF: I JUST CONTRIBUTED TO SECURING THE FUTURE OF KG!!! WITHOUT MY INFO, YOU'D ALL BE KO'ED!! WORSHIP....THE ZF!!! HoT: wtf. Kya: wtf indeed. O.O Kawaii: The question is... who's gonna go up against them? Tohru: Yeah! I mean.... there's six of them, right? So... Torn: We're not gonna decide now. They're listening in on our conversation right now, so I think we'd best not talk more about what we can do.... SW: THEY'RE LISTENING TO US!? ZF: Ah... they are peepers, like me... Donut: ... *smacks forehead* Rodney: ... *throws a kunai at the ceiling and hits a hidden microphone* HoT: WHOA! Invader: SO did not see that coming. Rodney: They also have one near Torn and one by the door. However, it's no use destroying them because we're not gonna discuss team arrangement or tactics anyhow. Blaire: What ARE we gonna talk about then? Donut: I agree. We need something to do to kill the time before noon. ZF: How about we play.... *brings out a bottle and poses* SPIN THE BOTTLE!!! YES YES SHO! SW: EXCELLENT IDEA!!! Torn: Just be at the auditorium by noon. I need to gather my weapons and stuff. *walks out* SW: LET US PLAY!!! ZF: LET'S!!! Tohru: *sighs* All the girls start throwing stuff at SW and ZF. ... Later... at noon, in the Auditorium... Kikiyo: *takes a seat in the audience* Where's ZF... I ought to shoot that boi... Robby: Why? What'd he do to you? Kikiyo: HE SHOT ME!!! Robby: Oh. GunCon: Pity he didn't finish the job. <_> Kikiyo: I WILL KEEL J00!!! *shoots GunCon* Thomas: ENOUGH!!! WHERE IS THE STAFF OF KG!? WHERE ARE OUR CHALLENGERS!?! All the lights in the Auditorium go out. SW: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now.... the main even for you peoples at KG.... THE ULTIMATE SEXY SW TOURNAMENT!!! Everyone cheers. SW: And now, sporting the shiniest head to grace KG and mad skills to boot... TOOOORN!!!! Torn: *walks out, waves* SW: And now, for the lady that can fling her magic at you like there's no tomorrow.... KYAAAAA!!!! Kya: *walks out and waves* SW: MY PARTNER IN CRIME, HE IS GOOD IN BED WITH THE LADIES... AND THE MEN... ZEEEEEEE EFFFFFF!!!! ZF: *walks out, waving, throwing out copies of his number* SW: AND NOW, WITH — Shaun: *kicks SW* NOW LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, YO! Kyton: ALAN!!! KICK IT!! Alan: *has four yellow glowing balls of fire on his fingertips* TERRA TRANSFORMATION!!! ARENA!!! *places his hand on the ground and the whole Auditorium starts shaking* Torn: WTF ARE YOU DOING!? Tohru: INVADER!!! HoT!!! HoT: *holds Tohru* ZF: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! The Auditorium transforms into an arena. Rodney: What... what power... Maurice: Now you know the scope of what we can do.... now, you want to stand down so we can kill you all? Kawaii: NEVER!!! RIGHT GIRLS!? Blaire: GOT THAT RIGHT SISTER!!! WE'RE GONNA STILL FIGHT!!! ZF: YES!!! Kawai: ZF!!! YOU AREN'T A GIRL!!! *throws a show at ZF* Blaire: YOU GO KAWAII!!! Kya: PREACH ON!!! Shaun: HEY!!! DID YOU FORGET THAT WE WERE GONNA FIGHT!? HUH!? Torn: okay everyone, to the sidelines. The KG team sits down on the team benches. Shaun: HEY!!! WHO'S YOUR TEAM CAPTAIN?! Donut: STOP YELLING!!! Torn: I am, why? Shaun: You'll be responsible for making all the decisions... like who goes up against us. Torn: I knew that. Kikiyo: HA HA OWNED!!! Maurice: *brings out a gun and shoots Kikiyo* Everyone gasps. Shuan: MAURICE!!! Save the ammo. Maurice. Gotcha. Shaun: OUR first guy is gonna be Maurice.... WHO'S GONNA BE YOUR CHALLENGER, EH CAP'N?! Cap'n Mal: THAT'S ME NAME!!! Torn: *steps up to the battle circle* I'm up. HoT: TORN!!! Donut: DUDE!? IS THAT THE BEST IDEA?! Torn: He uses a gun.... so do I. HE uses a sword... so do I. It's okay. I got this. SW: AAAAAAAAND NOW.... FOR THE FIRST MATCH OF THE SUPER SEXY SW TOURNAMENT OF DOOM.... TORN VERSUS MAURICE!!! ROUND ONE! FIGHT!!! Kya: GO TORN!!! Frau: BRING PRIDE TO THE KG NAME!!! Maurice: *brings out a gun* Hey man. Draw your gun, Neo. Torn: Neo... ha. *draws his guns* Maurice: Two? TWO!? Ha. *starts shooting like crazy* Pheonix: OH SHNAP!!! Maurice: *stops shooting and smiles* Torn: ... *still standing* Maurice: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? Torn: *holds Maurice's neck and points a gun to his head* Yeah, I'll say I'm feeling lucky right about now. Maurice: Fast... ha ha. Torn: You know it. Check mate. Maurice: *elbows Torn and throws him aside* Hands off man, and watch me work. *brings out sword* Torn: Oh, you wanna get serious... Maurice: I want to get serious. *smiles and runs towards Torn* Torn: *meets up with Maurice and meets his attacks* Shaun: What'd you know.... they're pretty evenly matched. Kyton: Seriously.... damn. Lane: You guys are wrong. Torn is WAY above Maurice.... Maurice is about strength, that's why he has such a bigass sword and an arsenal of guns.... the guns for long distance, the sword to smash anything that's in his way. Alan: He's not hyped up on speed... that's what's sad. Torn: So I was talking to your mom last night... *blocks another slash from Maurice* Maurice: Yeah... ? *takes a swing at Shaun* Torn: Yep, come to find out she's gay. All those times I rode her and she's an effing lesbian. I slapped her then peed on her like she was my biotch. Maurice: WHAT'D YOU SAY!? *swings down his sword hard* Torn: OH Poop. *holds up his sword to block the attack* Maurice: NO ONE TALKS ABOUT MY MAMA LIKE THAT BOY!!! *swings down his sword so hard it cleaves Torn's one in two.* Torn: Ah... this is gay. *examines his sword* Kyton: DAMN!!! OUR BOY JUST OWNED YOURS LIKE NO TOMORROW!!! HoT: SHADDUP!!! I OWN YOU LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!!! Everyone bursts out laughing. Maurice: I'M NOT DONE YET, MR. CLEAN!!! Torn: *twictch* Mr... Clean...? <_> Maurice: GAIA BLADE!!! PSYNERGY STRIKE– TITAN BLADE!!! *swings his sword and a gigantic sword made of Earth Psynergy flies at Torn* Frau: HOLY SHIT[/color]! TORN, LOOK OUT!!! Blaire: TORN!!! Tohru: NOOOOOOOO!!! Torn: *hits the Titan Blade away like nothing* ZF: WOOT WOOT!!! Torn: No one... calls me.... MR. CLEAN!!! *rushes forward and kicks Maurice to the ground* Maurice: DUDE!!! Torn: *shoves a gun in his mouth* Surrender or I blow your head off. Alan: *whispers aside to Lane* Looks like he was right. Lane: *whispers to Alan* I don't believe it.... Maurice: *with a gun in his mouth* I SURRENDER!! I SURRENDER!!! Torn: Then it's done. *gets up and goes to the team benches* MATCH ONE OVER!!! WINNER: TORN! Frau: YEAH!!! TORN!!! The crowd goes wild. Donut: way to go man!!! Invader: TRON!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!! YOU PWNED HIM!!! Torn: ... Shaun: It's okay Maurice.... we'll get 'em next round. Maurice: Dude... my life flashed before my eyes.... Shaun: HEY!!! Our next man... is Kyton. Kyton: *steps up and poses* Shaun: Want to take your chances? Hmm? Torn: *looks up* Lucky you... I have just the man for the job. *turns to Frau* Right Frau? Frau: *smiles* My homerow services are yours man. SPLASH!!! ROUND ONE IS OVER, VICTORY TO TORN!!! THE NEXT BATTLE: KYTON VERSUS FRAU!!! CAN KG WALK AWAY WITH A VICTORY AGAIN OR WILL THIS BE THEIR FIRST LOSS OF THE GAME!? FIND OUT NEXT TIME.... IN KG DREAMER, OPERATION T.R.A.I.N.!!! KG DREAMER ED SONG: "My Pace" by Sunset Swish END of KG DREAMER, OPERATION T.R.A.I.N. CHAPTER ONE [mountains are mighty, but they cannot move] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Meanwhile... in the Emergency Room.... Kikiyo: WHERE'S MY DRAGON BALLS!? Guncon: They're in my pants right now, along with my mega shenlong. ZF: ATTENTION!!! I AM TRYING TO TREAT A PATIENT HERE!!! Bobette: Doctor!!! I have the stats! ZF: Read them to me, nurse. Bobette: SW... HoT: Threw himself at a MAN! Bobette: No, SW was– Guncon: CAUGHT STEALING THE DRAGONBALLS!!! QUICK KIKIYO, GET HIM!!! Kikiyo: RAWR!!! *starts to manhandle SW* ZF: GET OFF MY PATIENT!!! Meanwhile... outside the waiting room... Hanz: *smacks his forehead* Why they're doctors, I have no clue... Precious: I hope SW makes it out okay... Robo: He will. Hanz, you have the cure. Hanz: ... I DO!!! *brings out Duct Tape* DUCT TAPE!!! IT FIXES EVERYTHING!!! Silver: ... we have GOT to get him some of that tape. :shifty: Quick, what's the quickest way to break into an ER room?! Back in the ER... ZF: DON'T DIE ON ME SW!!! I CAN CURE YOU!!! SW: YOU CAN!? Donut: YOU CAN!? ZF: YES!! I CAN!!! *kisses SW* Kya: ... *nosebleed* Bobette: DOCTOR!!! NO!!! Guncon: Well well well, on tonight's six o'clock news we have a PH'D that came out of the closet. Kikiyo: *jumps on Guncon and starts hitting his head with a rubber hammer* I KEEL YOU!!! SW: *throws ZF of him* WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? THAT IS NOT THE CURE FOR AN OVERDOSE OF.... Bobette: OF WHAT?! Hanz: OF WHAT?! Precious: OH WHAT!? Rodney: *doing a cross word* two words, first word begins with an O and the second begins with a W. Blaire: *shakes SW* WHAT DID YOU OD ON MAN!? SW: *breathes slowly* Binaca. Hanz: *looks at the Duct Tape, then puts it away* Silver: What? I thought it cured everything? Hanz: It is too good for... Binaca. ZF: THEN WHAT IS THE CURE?! SW: *shakes ZF* HOW SHOULD I KNOW!? YOU'RE THE DOCTOR!!! Donut: YOU NEED BLEACH!!! Kikiyo: I GOT THAT!!! *pours some Clorox on SW* SW: ASJFBSALJBFSALBLJFB!!!~ THAT BURNS WOMAN!!! YOU ENDANGERED MY FUTURE CHILDREN!!! *holds crotch gingerly* ZF: ATTENTION!!! SW MIGHT NOT HAVE KIDS!!! AND I LOVE MARS VOLTA!!! *puts on a Mars Volta shirt* Kya: I may know the cure. SW: REALLY?! Bobette: WHAT'S THE CURE!? Hanz: WHAT'S THE CURE!? Precious: WHAT'S THE CURE!? Rodney: Four letter word for a medical solution to an illness.... Kya: *brings out a suitcase* Ladies.... Kawaii: Yes! Tohru: We're gonna fix you up, SW. SW: .... ZF.... hold me. I don't wanna die. ZF: *runs away* Tohru: Let the prettiness begin!!! Kya: *pretties up SW* ZF: Is it... over?! Kya: MAY I PRESENT... SW!!! CHICA-FIED!!! SW: *is now a chica* ZF: SW. SW: Yes Doctor... ZF: Rise... SW: I'M NOT CURED!!! I'M A BLOODY WOMAN!!! Tohru: *puts makeup and lipstick on SW* Now you're a pretty bloody woman. Kawaii: YAY!!! Donut: SW!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A MAN!!! NOOOOO!!! Bobette: Um... SW still is sick and dying you know... SW: *gets back on the operating table* ZF:!!! I know... THE CURE!! Hanz: THE CURE!? Precious: THE CURE!? Bobette: THE CUR– wait. Why do we keep doing this? Frau: *walking down the hall with Torn* Yeah, so we should SO do that.... Torn: I agree.. I-- *sees SW and everyone else* WTF!? Frau: SW!!! Precious: You can't go in there. Silver: Family only. Frau: But... BUT I AM HIS FATHER!!! Torn: AND I'M HIS DADDY!!! Silver: Good enough. *lets them in* Frau: SW!!! SPEAK TO ME BUDDY!!! Torn: *pees on SW's foot* SW: TORN!!! Bobette: FORGET THE URINATION FOR A MINUTE OKAY!!?!?! FORGET EVERYTHING!!! I NEED EVERYONE TO SHUT UP!!! Everyone goes quiet. Bobette: *sighs* Now, Doctor, proceed with the operation.. ZF: SW.... comrade, before your last breath passes between your lips, please tell me the cure to your madness, my friend. SW: I need the girl of my dreams... to kiss me. ZF: ... Everyone, can I consult you for a moment? Everyone huddles around ZF. SW... Precious: This is such a tense cliffhanger.... Hanz: I'll have the Duct Tape on standby. Robo: I lost my cookie..... *looks for his cookie* Donut: WHAT?! ZF: That's the plan. HoT: *hits Donut* SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN!!! ZF: OKAY EVERYONE, HUT TWO, HUT EIGHT, HUT ONE, HIKE!!! The huddle breaks. Torn: SW, we have your cure. BRING HER IN!!! Guncon: And now... may I present to you ladies and gentlemen... JESSICA ALBA!!! Jessica Alba walks in. Jessica: SW... I heard you need a kiss? SW: *sits up, fixes his hair* Why, yes, yes I did... I'm facing such a hard, terrible cruel disease... I don't know if I'll be able to make it. Jessica: Let me... help you with that...*leans over to SW* SW: *blushes* Ha ha... sure. Jessica: Close your eyes.... SW: *closes his eyes* Smooooooooooooooooooooch. SW: YES!!! I AM CURED!!! *gets up* BINACA!!! IT FRESHENS YOUR BREATH AND GETS YOU THE LADIES!!! *poses* Everyone starts to burst out laughing. SW: What? Jessica Alba just made out with me. ME!!! ZF: First off... a kiss isn't a make out session. Donut: and second... well, let's just say you should thank miss "Alba"... Everyone bursts out laughing again. SW: *turns around* Jessica, would you go out with– AAHHHHHH!!! Kikiyo: *takes off Jessica Alba mask* YOU PHAIL!!! SW: AAHHHH!!! MY VIRGINITY!!! MY CHILDREN!!! NOOOOOOO!!!! Hanz: *walks away* Precious: Where're you going? Hanz: The show's gonna start soon. Precious: Oh yeah. *follows Hanz* ZF: ATTENTION!!! THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS THAT I HAVE GONE ON A LED ZEPPLIN SPREE AND THAT WITHOUT THE REAL ME, ALL OF THE UNDERWORLD BREAKS LOOSE AND EATS CHILDREN AND KICKS PUPPIES. Torn: *kicks ZF* ATTENTION– no one cares. Bobette: Okay... that's enough of that.... how about some KG Dreamer everyone? Yay! Let's get this started. KG DREAMER OP SONG: "Helena" by MCR ACTION!!! SURVIVAL!!! WAR!!! THE PAST COMES BACK TO HAUNT YOU! KG DRAMER, OPERATION T.R.A.I.N.: ROUND TWO... AND THREE!!! [fighting fire with fire] Meanwhile... In the Arena... Shaun: Our next man... is Kyton. Kyton: *steps up and poses* Shaun: Want to take your chances? Hmm? Torn: *looks up* Lucky you... I have just the man for the job. *turns to Frau* Right Frau? Frau: *smiles* My homerow services are yours man. Torn: That's my boy. Go out there and kick Bum. Kya: FRAUZZERS!!! COME ON!!! YOU CAN DO THIS!!! Invader: BRING IT HOME FOR THE TEAM!!! SW: NOW FOR ROUND TWO of the SUPER SEXY SW tournament... in one corner, we have the keyboard-toting, super smexy, you're weird but we love you anyway FRAU!!!! The crowd goes wild. SW: And in our other corner, it says here he's Still Searching's "Swiss Army Knife"... whatever that means... it'S KYTON FUNG!!! ROUND TWO– FIGHT!!! Kyton: *brings out a bow* I heard you're a pyrokinetic telepath. Frau: you heard right. Kyton: *shoots an arrow made of lighting at Frau* Frau: *dodges it* HoT: NICE MOVES FRAU!!! Donut: DUDE!!! THIS GUY HAS NOTHING ON YOU!!! YOU CAN DO THIS!!! Kyton: ... so you dodged it. Frau: *looks behind him* yep. Kyton: ... you calling me out? Frau: Oh, maybe. However, I wouldn't call you out because let's face it– you're too scared to come and hit me anyway. Kyton: OH EFF YOU!!! *draws three lightning arrows and shoots them all at Frau* THREE'S A COMPANY, FRAU-STER!!! DODGE THAT, PRETTY BOY!!! Torn: !!! SW: NO!!! FRAU!!! ZF: DON'T DIE!!! DON'T DIE!!! Frau: *holds out his hand and three fireballs appear* Engulf. *each of the fireballs absorbs a lightning bolt* Kyton: ... what? Thomas: Dude, what was that? Lane: ... Maurice: KYTON!!! FORGET THE ARROW CRAP, GO ALL KUNG FU ON HIS Bum ALREADY!!! Kyton: Gotcha. *winks* Frau: WAIT! Before you do that.... let me give you some PRESENTS!!! *throws one of the fireballs at Kyton* Kyton: HA!! YOU DON'T THINK I CAN DODGE THAT TOO!? *dodges the fireball* The fireball misses Kyton but when it hits the ground, it bursts into a shower of electricity. Shaun: WHOA! THAT'S HOT! Kyton: DAMN!!! *shields himself from the lightning showers* Frau: *throws some mega fireballs at Kyton* Alan: KITE!!! LOOK OUT!!! Kyton: Oh shi– The mega fireballs create a massive explosion, leaving thick smoke in its wake. HoT: Did he win? MoM: I'm not too sure, I can't make it out.... Kyton: HEY!!! I'm STILL here... YOU COULDN'T HIT ME AT ALL!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Frau: *appears in front of Kyton through the smoke* heh. STFU, noob. *brings out a keyboard and smashed Kyton with it* HOMEROWED!!! Kyton: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! *flies out of the smoke and out of the arena* MATCH TWO OVER!!! RING-OUT! WINNER: FRAU!!! The crowd goes wild. Frau: *poses* And that's game. Torn: I knew you could do it, kid. Kya: YAYAZ!!! GO FRAU!!! Invader: THAT'S OUR FRAU!!! Frau: Thanks guys... I couldn't have done it without ya. VIVA LA KG!!! The crowd roars in approval. Cap'n: FRAU!!! I WORSHIP YOU!!! Invader: ALL HAIL THE FRAU!!! Donut: Everybody loves Frau. :) Lane: SHADDUP!!! The crowd goes quiet. Lane: You best be battling next, because I'm gonna put you in your place. Frau: *shrugs* Whatever. Shaun: *laughs* Get out if you want to now... this is your last chance. Torn: FRAU!!! Frau: YES SIR!? Torn: you want to do this? Frau: I want to. For KG.... for the future. the crowd goes wild. Lane: *steps up to the arena* Let's get this started then, pretty boy. Let's see if you can dance. ROUND THREE! FIGHT!!! SW: THE THIRD ROUND OF THE SUPER SEXY SW TORUNAMENT!!! WHO WILL WIN!? OUR RESIDENT PYRO OR THIS ALIEN FLAME ON GUY!? MoM: He's called the human torch... SW: I MEAN THE HUMAN TORCH!? MoM: This isn't the Fantastic Four.... SW: Well yeah, right now my pants are holding the only member of the Fantastic Eight... *winks* MoM: *throws SW out of the commentator's box* AND STAY AWAY!!! Lane: So... Frau. I'll let you make the first move. Frau: Your funeral!!! *holds his hands out and two fire shackles bind Lane's legs to the floor* Lane: ...! Frau: I'm not done yet!!! *conjures up a mega fireball* LET'S DO THIS!!! HOMEROW HOMERUN!!! *swings his keyboard at the fireball and it goes towards Lane* Lane: ... *snaps his fingers, at which the mega fireball bursts into smaller fireballs and flies back at Frau* Frau: Ah ha. Nice. Lane: Thank you. Frau: Close, but no cigar... *catches all the fireballs with his bare hands* Lane: oooooh... HoT: YOUR PLAN BACKFIRED!!! SW: YOU WON'T KILL OUR MAN LIKE THAT!!! Frau: *snaps his fingers and the fireballs disappear* Torn: ... something's not right. Lane: My turn. CARPET BOMB!!! *A huge explosion ensues right in front of Lane* Frau: .... Kikiyo: HA HA!! YOU NUB! Invader: ... what the heck? Torn: ... wait.... Another explosion occurs, right in front of the first one. Frau: This isn't hit and miss day man... Lane: I know it isn't. *smiles* Torn: FRAU!!! GET OUT OF THE LINE OF FIRE!! Frau: What...? The explosions become faster and travel in a line headed straight for Frau. Frau: HA! Please. This is so ridiculous, it's not even funny. TRY HARDER. *walks to the side* Lane: *points to Frau* NOVA FIRE!! A massive explosion hits Frau. Frau: ARGH!!! *is thrown to the center of the arena from the explosion* Torn: FRAU!! Donut: GET UP!!! GET UP MAN!! HE'S DOING SOMETHING ELSE!! Lane: *raises both of his hands* Magma storm.... *smiles* Lava starts falling from the sky onto the arena. Frau: *rolls out of the way and tries to dodge the lava* Tohru: Frau! I thought you can handle fire!!! Frau: Lava's too hot for someone like me!!! I... can't... touch the stuff... Kya: COME ON!!! GET ON THE OFFENSIVE!!! Frau: Right. KEY-BOARD!!! *a keyboard grows to the six of a snowboard* Lane: oh. Now this is interesting. Frau: SURFS UP, BIOTCHES!! *gets on his Key-board and starts to fly towards Lane* SW: DOGGONE IT!!! HE CAN FLY!!! Invader: GO FRAU!!! Kawaii: THIS IS YOUR CHANCE!!! HIT HIM WITH WHAT YOU GOT!!! Frau: *leaps off of his Key-board and brings out two keyeyboards, lit on fire* TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE PAIN TECHNIQUE!!! THANKS TO DONUT FOR SHOWING ME THIS!!! Donut: *thumbs up* NO PROB MAN!!! Frau: *magically appears behind Lane* A MILLION YEARS OF PAIN!!! FLAMING KEYBOARD SODOMY!!! *prepares to stick the keyboards up Lane's rear-end* Lane: *steps aside* Frau: *misses Lane and falls forward* Kyton: HA HA!!! OUR BOY JUST SHOWED UP YOURS!!! Alan: If you people weren't so interested in theatricality, then that could have been avoided. Shaun: I know! Seriously! Telling us what he's gonna do... Frau: But... what happened... OOF!!! *gets kicked in the face by Lane* The crowd boos in disapporval. Kya: HEY!!! DON'T DO THAT!! MoM: FRAU!!! HoT: DON'T TAKE THAT, FIGHT BACK!!! Frau: *tries to get up but is kicked back down again* Lane: Frau.... I'm sorry, but the difference between you and me is too great. While you can control fire and stuff, I can master it. That's where being an Adept gets ya. Frau: Yeah... well, I still have a few tricks... up my... SLEEVE!!! *both of Frau's arms light on fire* ZF: whoa. Torn: ... Rodney: Oh no. Torn: You know what's gonna happen, right? Rodney: Total mastery... means... Lane: FLAME ON! *Lane's whole body goes on fire* Frau: O_O Lane: ha ha... time to die... loser. *brings out his sword* Torn: FRAU!!! GET OUT OF THE RING!! END THE MATCH!!! SOMETHING!!! Lane: Fire Brand, Psynergy Strike....... Purgatory. A huge globe of fire encircles Frau. Frau: Unnh... *tries to touch the fiery globe with his hand but takes it back quicky* Lane: Alan, how long do we have to keep this up? Shuan: UNTIL HE STOPS MOVING!!! Remember, we're getting PAID!!! PAID WOMAN, PAID!!! Alan: *sighs* I'll leave it to your judgement. Kya: FRAU!! HURRY, GET OUT OF THERE!!! SW: COME ON BUDDY!!! YOU CAN DIG OUT OF THIS ONE!!! DON'T DIE!!! Frau: Too.... hot... unnh... *blacks out* Lane: *breathes a sigh of relief* _____________________________________ I wanted to protect KG... I wanted to save it. And now.... it looks I have failed you, Precious. Precious: Hey! I didn't know you came around these parts often. Frau: Yeah... after the X-Play Forums died, I came around to ZC.... it's.... not exactly a nice place, is it? Pheonix: YEAH!!! *pees in a cup and drinks it* Precious: Mmm... you got that right buddy. Hey, why don't you come join me at KG? Frau: REALLY!? YOU SERIOUS!? Precious: Yeah, why not? Frau: I've heard so much about that place.... I just didn't know if I'd be able to actually go there myself, not to mention finding it.... Precious: Just promise me one thing, okay? Frau: Um... okay. Precious: You're a Pyrokinetic right? Well, you have to use your powers for good, to save KG and protect her from all that's evil and nasty. Frau: Sounds good to me. Precious: Do I have your word.... Frau? Frau: Frau... But my name was L:HoT.... Precious: That's not what a certain Silvery person told me. Frau: Then I'll follow you and protect KG. Heck, it'll be my new home. Precious: *smiles* I promised. I won't lose and see my home go to ruins. Never. ___________________________________________ Frau: *slowly getting up* Lane: !!! Torn: THAT'S IT BUDDY!!! KEEP AT IT!!! Frau: I promised I would do my best to protect the home that I love... so I can't lose this match. Lane: IDIOT!!! GET BACK DOWN!!! NOW!!! Frau: Sorry, mr. Fire adept. I can't do that. Lane: DAMN YOUR PRIDE AND YOUR KG, IF YOU DON'T STOP YOU'LL DIE!!!! Shaun: ...what? hundreds of swords of flames start to appear around the fiery globe. SW: ... ZF... isn't this like a fire version of Senbonzakura... ? ZF: Now that you mention it... yeah.... Shaun: I still don't get this. Is this a new part of the attack? Alan: When an attack as great as this manifests itself, it naturally needs something to fulfill it, like a sacrifice. Once something this potent manifests itself, it begins to have its own mind, and will only reach its full potential when it has a live victim. Kyton: A live one? Alan: A dead person is pretty much useless to the spirit of the attack. It wants a soul, it wants to kill, naturally because that's what it was meant to do. Now because Frau fainted, the attack stopped midway, but since he got up again, the attack senses that it now has something to kill again and will proceed.... Maurice: Proceed?! Proceed with what? Alan: ... the execution. The flame swords all start to point towards Frau. Frau: what.... what's going on...? Lane: Purgatory. The immense heat is supposed to cleanse your sins and allow you to step into heaven... I never felt how hot it was, but I hope it's hot enough for you to pass swiftly. Frau: What... ? *growing faint from all the heat* Lane: I'm sorry Frau. I didn't mean it to come to this. Torn: *stands up* STOP THE MATCH!!! NOW!!! Lane: I can't do that now.... let Purgatory run its course. *sheathes his sword* All at once, the hundreds of flame swords pierce the fiery globe that entombed Frau.... ..and everyone heard an ear-piercing scream that no one would forget. The fiery globe dissipates. Frau: *out of commission* MATCH THREE OVER!!! FATALITY? WINNER: LANE!!! SW: I... I don't know what to say, the first loss KG experienced in this super sadistic tournament of doom... and it ended with.... with... MoM: *in tears* DON'T SAY IT!!! Kya: *crying* FRAU!!! Invader: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! HoT: THIS CAN'T BE!!! *sniff* FRAU!!! *sniff* Torn: *runs up to Frau's body and examines it* .... INVADER!!! Invader: *wipes her tears* yes? Torn: Get him to the Hospital wing. Now. Start healing him, there still might be some hope for him. I can't guarantee anything though.... his body is in the worst possible condition, but if he has the will to live.... then... Invader: Say no more Torn. *conjures up a Gurney and uses her magic to delicately place Frau on the Gurney, then rushes him to the Hospital Wing* ZF: This is... this is just crazy. Lane: *walks towards Torn* Dude.... I'm sorry, I didnt' mean for it to go that far.... Torn: *brings out his sword and points it at Lane's neck* Don't move. Donut: I think we should all just take a moment.... and remember our dear friend, comrade, one of our original Heroes of Time.... Frau. Everyone bows their head. Torn: I'm gonna finish this. Now. Kya: NO! Torn: ? HoT: Huh? Kya: Let me fight. Blaire: Why!? Kya: Frau died for us... *wipes away a tear* I'll fight for him and for what he believed in. Rodney: And what was that? Kya: *goes up the arena while Torn goes back to the sidelines* He believed in us. He believed in KG. And in a stunning upset, the Captain of the Chemical Romance has merited KG with its first loss. NEXT UP! KYA IS HERE TO AVENGE FRAU!!! BUT LANE ISN'T INTERESTED IN HER... FIND OUT WHO HER OPPONENT IS.... IN KG DREAMER, OPERATION T.R.A.I.N.!!! KG DREAMER ED SONG: "untitled" by Simple Plan END of KG DREAMER, OPERATION T.R.A.I.N. CHAPTER TWO [fighting fire with fire] Link to post Share on other sites
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