mdonut281 Posted August 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Meanwhile... at KG... Mike: Okay, okay, settle down... we have the results for the popularity poll!!! SW: O RLY? Kikiyo: YA RLY! SW: NO WAI!! Kikiyo: YOUR MOM! Mike: HEY! Stop goofing off.... Gaara: ... Um... how do you use the toilet.... *confused* Hanz: *spits water in the air* ALAMO!!! HoT: *cuddling with GunCon* ZF: *fondles Guncon* GunCon: ... Um... help.... HoT: HEY!!! STAY AWAY FROM MAH MAN!!! *kicks ZF out the window* Mike: QUIET!!!! Everyone goes silent. Mike: Great, now we can commence with the results. Silver, kick the lights please. Silver: *turns the lights down* RESULTS FOR THE KG DREAMER POPULARITY POLL MARCH 2006!!! Mike: Tying for third, all garnering 9.09% of the votes... ZF!!! FRAU!!! KYA!!! AL!!! THOMAS!!! Aaaand... TOHRU!!! Tohru: Yay!!! Thanks to whoever voted for me!!! ZF: I AM MEESTER POPULAR!!! *poses* Thomas: Sit down, fool. You can’t touch this. *poses and flexes* Robby: ... Are you sure we’d want to touch that...? Kyokutou: Seriously... Thomas: Are you SERIOUS!? Ladies actually TURNING ME DOWN!? What is this world coming to?! Silver: Have you looked in a mirror lately? They’re coming to their SENSES. Thomas: Oooh... burned. I got owned. Silver: Damn right. Mike: Okay, calm down now... coming in second, with 18.18% of the votes is: TORN! Torn: That’s right, bow down to me biotches. GM: *bows down* Torn: *pees on GM* Mike: O.o Okay... now, for our first place winner... coming with a surprise win, with 27.27% of the total votes is.... ... ... SW!! SW: HOLY POO!!! I WON!!! *eats some Binaca* Thomas: WHAT?! WHAT?! ARE YOU SERIOUS!? STAR WARS HERE GETS MORE VOTES THAN ME!? SW: It’s Shiekawarrior. *rapes Thomas* Frau: *goes over and shakes SW’s hand* Good one man, congratulations. ZF: *goes over to SW and slaps him* WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR FRIENDSHIP!? DOES THAT MEAN NOTHING TO YOU!? SW: It does baby, it does... ZF: THEN WHAT HAPPENED!? Kikiyo: Your mom happened. Mike: Now SW, as a prize for winning our popularity poll for KG Dreamer, we can grant you ONE WISH!!! SW: SERIOUSLY!? Mike: Yep. Donut: SW WISHES FOR SOME LOVIN FROM KIKIYO AGAIN!!! Kikiyo: YOUR MOM WANTS SOME LOVIN FROM KIKIYO AGAIN!!! ZF: ... you give love to moms? Eww. Torn: looks like someone grew an extra appendage... Precious: DUDE!!! ARGH! BAD VISUALS!!! SW: ENOUGH!!! I WISH FOR... ZF: *pretending to be ZF* a short skit about the 281st division!!! SW: WHAT?! Mike: There it is folks! SW, winner of this month’s KG Dreamer Popularity Poll, wishes for a short skit on the 281st Division!!! We will present this present to him on the next KG Dreamer!!! *exits* SW: *strangles ZF* ZEF YOU IDIOT!!! I DON’T LIKE YOU!!! I WANTED WOMEN!!! Everyone else is ignoring SW and ZF, eating dinner. Tohru: pass the potatoes, please! Kya: Here you go! *passes Tohru the potatoes* SW: *knees ZF in the crotch* ZF: *sodomizes SW with a watermelon* Frau: So I was thinking... are we gonna wrap this season up soon or what? HoT: *checks the script* Well, after this “hour-long special” thing, we’re gonna have one last episode for this season and it’s on to the new arc. Tohru: Oooh! Sounds exciting! Kya: Any idea on what it is? Hanz: All will be revealed in true time... Precious: Come on Hanz, stop acting like you know it... you don’t even like being on the show. Hanz: It’s all going according to plan... so shh. ZF: *shoves SW between his legs* SW: *grabs a mega deathstar laser and evaporates ZF’s legs* ZF: BASTARD! SW: YOUR MOM! Invader: Okay, we need to get things started. Kawaii: Yeah, that’s right! I completely forgot about the time... Tohru: Snowman. :) Bobette: Can I do the honors? Hanz: You can do anything, my love. ZF: *tries to rape SW* SW: HA! YOU CAN’T DO THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO THIRD MEMBER!!! Robby: NICE! Frau: I deem SW the winner!!! SW: WINNAR I AM. KG DREAMER OP SONG: D-Technolife by UVERworld ACTION!!! SURVIVAL!!! WAR!!! THE PAST COMES BACK TO HAUNT YOU! KG DRAMER, OPERATION T.R.A.I.N.: ROUND FOUR!!! [shooting Stars in the Breeze] After the third round’s fatality... Kya: Let me fight. Blaire: Why!? Kya: Frau died for us... *wipes away a tear* I’ll fight for him and for what he believed in. Rodney: And what was that? Kya: *goes up the arena while Torn goes back to the sidelines* He believed in us. He believed in KG. Torn: good luck, Kya. Tohru: GO KYAAAA!!! ZF: GIRL POWER!!! HoT: BRING IT HOME!!! AVENGE FRAU FOR US!!! Kya: *awesome pose* Don’t worry, this match is mine. *thumbs up* Lane: *steps down from the fighting arena* Shaun: Don’t want to finish what you started? Lane: I DID finish what I start... unfortunately. Shaun: Come on, stop being such a pussy Poop. Suck it up, be a man. Lane: No. Shaun: *punches Lane* YEAH, YOU KNOW, THAT’s WHAT YOUR FREAKING MOM TOLD ME LAST NIGHT, Bimble!!! AND I STILL SCREW THE FREAKING HELL OUT OF HER!!! SO SHUT UP AND GO FIGHT, BASTARD! Lane: Wtf’s your problem... if you wanna fight so bad, go fight. Shaun: Nah... *spits on Lane* .. You know who I’m waiting for. Alan: ENOUGH! Damn children... learn to freaking behave yourselves or I will personally kill you BOTH. Shaun: Yeah, yeah... * goes to sit down* Alan: Thomas, take this. You’re one with the ladies, after all. Thomas: *checks out Kya* It’ll be my pleasure... mmm. Kya: O.o;; Robby: ha, this should be interesting. Thomas: *steps on stage* Before we begin this... dance, of sorts, I’d like to give you something, oh fair lady... *gives Kya a bouquet of roses* Kya: ? Thomas: It’s not poisonous or anything, it’s just a mere formality I go through before I challenge any female I go against... and the roses are especially for the cute ones. Kya: Oh, well, thanks, I guess.... Thomas: Believe me, I would much rather take you for a walk in a moonlit park or a night on the town, but unfortunately here is where we were destined to dance. SW: Look, can I start the match already? Smooth-talker versus KG Magic powehouse, it’s round– Thomas: Wait. SW: Um, okay. Thomas: Please, um... what was your name again? Kya: You can call me Kya.... Thomas: Yes, Kya, well, please, will you take my hand and dance with me before we battle? I sincerely don’t want to miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to dance with one of the most beautiful girls my eyes had laid rest upon. Kya: Well... I guess a little dance couldn’t hurt... right? Thomas: You couldn’t have been more correct, my fair lady. *dances with Kya* Kya: It’s... been a while since I’ve done this... Thomas: I know... you deserve so much more... *looks at Donut and winks* Donut: ... Thomas: Tell me... do you enjoy seeing stars? Kya: Huh? WHAM! Thomas: *punches Kya square in the face* Kya: *flies towards the edge of the stage* The crowd boos in disapproval. Guncon: CHEAP SHOT! Torn: PUNK! THE MATCH DIDN’T EVEN START YET!!! Shaun: DONUT PAID THOMAS TO PUNCH HER!! I SAW HIM WINK AT DONUT! ZF: Funny.... I saw that too... Rodney: No way, Donut wouldn’t do that... Kawaii: ...Would he? Shaun: I don’t know about you, but I’m pretty sure he LIKED IT! Donut: Fudge YOU SHAUN, GO SCREW YOURSELF Bimble!!! Shaun: Make me, pastry boy. Donut: *starts to get up* HoT: WHOA! Donut, sit down, and um, whitey, SHUT UP! Shaun: *flips the bird at HoT* HoT: Now we don’t know whether or not he liked it– Donut: I DIDN’T! HoT: or if he really DID pay Thomas– Donut: DAMMIT WOMAN, I DIDN’T PAY HIM!!! THOMAS, TELL THEM THE TRUTH! Thomas: Well, we were talking before the match... Donut: BS! WE DIDN’T TALK ABOUT THIS!!! Torn: How do we know that...? Donut: Don’t tell me you believe him...!? Shaun: *smiles* Meanwhile... in the ER... Invader: *hands over Frau, doing a healing spell* Frau: *wakes up slowly* Ugh... my head.... Invader: FRAU!! FRAU, YOU WOKE UP!!! YOU’RE ALIVE!!! Frau: yeah... Invader: *glomps Frau* Frau: Ouchies. Invader: oops, sorry about that... Frau: How’s the matches? Invader: I don’t know, I was in here healing you the whole time... Frau: Wait! Don’t we have the arena on cable? Invader: I think so... Frau: *kicks on the TV and watches with Invader* [on the TV screen] Kikiyo: HEY! THIS IS FMA, FOR KGTV!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE VOICE ACTOR HERE, REPORTING THAT DONUT IS GAY!!! Frau: .... Invader: Is this really newsworthy material...? Back in the arena... Donut: YOU ALL THINK I DID IT, HUH!? DID YOU SEE WHO PUNCHED HER?! HE DID! Kikiyo: BUT YOU PAID HIM TO!!! GM: DAMN RIGHT!!! Thomas: *looking like an innocent angel* Kya: *slowly gets up from the blow* I... I don’t care who did what.... but that punk right there punched me in the face, and believe me... there will be HELL TO PAY!!! The crowd cheers in approval. HoT: SHOW THAT PUNK THOMAS HIS PLACE!!! MoM: THEN YOU CAN KILL DONUT AFTERWARDS TOO!!! Kya: Donut didn’t do it... he’s not mad at me. He has no reason to hit me, and I know him that if he did want to hit me, he’d do it himself. Kikiyo: But– SW: SHUT UP KIKIYO!!! NOW, FOR THE FOURTH ROUND OF THE SUPER SEXY SW TOURNAMENT OF DOOM!!! KYA VERSUS THOMAS!!! ROUND FOUR!!! FIGHT!!! Kya: *gathers energy in her hands and starts flying them at Thomas* Thomas: *laughs and disappears* Kya: Huh? HoT: H@X!!! ZF: Where’d he go...? Thomas: But I’m a wind adept, a master of the wind, therefore I can BE the wind... ha ha.... A breeze courses through the arena. Thomas: See that?! That was ME! I can be the tornado that wrecks landscapes everywhere or the tiny gust of wind that makes a girl’s skirt go up! Can’t be that, can you? Kya: Doesn’t mean you can hurt me!!! Thomas: Oh, I forgot to mention... *a lighting bolt strikes the arena* Tohru: whoa. Frau: Yikes... these guys mean business.... Thomas: I can throw lighting too. Torn: How’s she gonna hit him... Donut: She’s a smart girl, she can figure her way out of this... and I think she already knows how. Tohru: So this is gonna be a fast match!? MoM: *smiles* Count on it. Kya: Oh Thomas... I have a deal to make with you. Thomas: *still in wind form* I’m listening.... Kya: If I go otu with you and kiss you and all the things a lady of your taste does... then I’ll give up. Thomas: YOU SERIOUS!? Kya: Of course. *smiles* Thomas: SWEET!! I WIN!!! Kya: No you don’t! Not yet, that is... I want a kiss before the match is over, then I’ll give up. Thomas: Sure thing! *the wind blows hard* Kya: THAT DOESN’T COUNT! I want a MAN to kiss... Thomas: *rematerializes* There you go, baby... Now, how about that kiss? Kya:* takes Thomas into her arms* Thomas: Oooh... feisty. Tohru: IS THIS A QUICK MATCH!? MoM: Wait for it... it’s coming... HoT: Ha.... I can’t wait. Kya: *knees Thomas in the balls* Thomas: AAAAAAAH:K#NSANHF:LKASNHG:IHSA SW: DAMN!!! SHE JUST HIT HIM WHERE THE SUN DON’T SHINE!!! Donut: Told you. Thomas: AAAAAAAH:SAINHG:ASPFW:Rwripfwpre?WJREM *can’t move, except for writhing in pain on the ground holding onto his crotch* Kya: now, to roll you off the stage... *rolls Thomas off the arena* ... and I win! MATCH FOUR OVER!!! RING OUT!!! WINNER:KYA!!! Thomas: Heh... play to your strengths and your enemy’s weaknesses... Kya: Got that right. That was for punching me earlier. *goes back down to the sidelines* Shaun: Damn, you got owned. Thomas: *on the ground* Shut up. Shuan: *spits on Thomas, then steps up to the fighter’s circle* HEY!!! WHO’S BRAVE ENOUGH TO COME AGAINST ME, HUH!? Torn: Well, for you, we’d have to do with... I’d say — Shaun: I CHALLENGE DONUT!!! Donut: What? Shaun: I Challenge YOU biotch. What? Scared? Aww... poor widdle boi’s SCURRED. Torn: Hey, why do you get to choose? Shaun: Because I said so. Now, you coming up or do we automatically win? Torn: Hey, that’s just – Donut: No, I’ll go. HoT: What?! Donut: Don’t think that I can’t kick this guy’s scrawny butt. Shaun: please... you couldn’t touch this before, and you can’t touch this now. Donut: touch it? Man, I’ll freaking rape the bloody crap out of you. *steps up to the plate* SW: Believe me when I say this, but he will. ZF: I can second that statement. Shaun: Sure, go against me... and I’ll spill all your precious little secrets to your KG friends. SW: SECRETS!? THIS IS JUICY!!! Kikiyo: SECRETS?! LIKE IF HE’S REALLY GHEY!? Shaun: better secrets than that... no, I know the real reason he broke up with Kya. SPLASH! WHAT WAS THAT!? SHAUN HAS SOME SECRETS TO TELL!? LOOKS LIKE DONUT HAS SOME SKELETONS IN HIS CLOSET AFTER ALL!!! FIND OUT WHAT THEY ARE... IN THE NEXT KG DREAMER, COMING UP NEXT!!! KG DREAMER ED SONG: Unwritten by Natasha Bedingfield END of KG DREAMER, OPERATION T.R.A.I.N. 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mdonut281 Posted August 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 Meanwhile... in the arena... Shaun: I CHALLENGE DONUT!!! Donut: What? Shaun: I Challenge YOU biotch. What? Scared? Aww... poor widdle boi’s SCURRED. Torn: Hey, why do you get to choose? Shaun: Because I said so. Now, you coming up or do we automatically win? Torn: Hey, that’s just – Donut: No, I’ll go. HoT: What?! Donut: Don’t think that I can’t kick this guy’s scrawny butt. Shaun: please... you couldn’t touch this before, and you can’t touch this now. Donut: touch it? Man, I’ll freaking rape the bloody crap out of you. *steps up to the plate* SW: Believe me when I say this, but he will. ZF: I can second that statement. Shaun: Sure, go against me... and I’ll spill all your precious little secrets to your KG friends. SW: SECRETS!? THIS IS JUICY!!! Kikiyo: SECRETS?! LIKE IF HE’S REALLY GHEY!? Shaun: better secrets than that... no, I know the real reason he broke up with Kya. HoT: “Real” reason? What “real” reason? Robby: Hmm... this is an interesting revelation... Rodney: I agree. Kikiyo: I’M TELLING YOU, IT’S BECAUSE HE’S GHEY!!! Shaun: SHADDUP!!! I ain’t telling NO ONE if Donut doesn’t come up to bat. Donut:... Shaun: What will it be, boy? Kya: ... ? Kikiyo: FIGHT DONUT!!! I WANT TO FIND OUT WHY!!! GM: YAY FOR JUICY DETAILS!!! Tohru: But... shouldn’t we respect his privacy? I mean, is this any of our business? HoT: Damn gossip freaks are getting out hand... don’t listen to them... Robby: COME ON DONUT!!! GROW A PAIR AND FIGHT!!! MoM: HEY! HE SHOULDN’T HAVE TO FIGHT FOR THOSE REASONS!!! Guncon: BUT I WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED!!! ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? Kawaii: This is gonna get out of hand... Torn!!! What do we do!? Torn: ... Donut. Donut: I hear ya. Torn: What’re you gonna do? Donut: *gets up and sighs* I have nothing to hide anymore. *walks up to the fighter’s circle* The crowd roars in anticipation. Shaun: Glad to see you got over yourself to come and fight me. Donut: I’m doing this so we can all live. I told you, I got nothing to hide. Shaun: Or so you say. Well, we’ll leave that to you. IF you win, I stay quiet. If you lose, then I start to say... things. *winks at Donut* Donut: Stop tweaking, white boy. Let’s dance. Shaun: Let’s dance... ha, you sound like such a Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father. SW: HERE IT IS!!! ROUND FIVE BABY!!! ROUND FIVE OF THE SUPER SEXY SW TOURNAMENT OF DOOOM!!!! DONUT VERSUS SHAUN!!! WHO WILL WIN!? ROUND FIVE! FIGHT!!! KG DREAMER OP SONG: Buried a Lie by Senses Fail ACTION!!! SURVIVAL!!! WAR!!! THE PAST COMES BACK TO HAUNT YOU! KG DRAMER, OPERATION T.R.A.I.N.: ROUND FOUR!!! [end of hypnosis- THE ICECOLD DISCHORD] Shaun: *quickly rushes towards Donut with his sword* Donut: *blocks his strikes and prepares for the next hit again* HoT: THE HEAT IS ON!!! Shaun: *starts to unleash a barrage of slashes at Donut at a frightening pace* Torn: !!! Donut: *blocks each and every one of them* Rodney: Bloody hell... he’s blocking every single one of them blow for blow... Kikiyo: HOW DO YOU KNOW!? I CAN’T EVEN SEE THEIR ARMS BECAUSE THEY’RE SO DAMN FAST!!! Rodney: Donut’s not on the ground bleeding yet, is he? Donut: Well Shaun, you haven’t been slacking over the years. Shaun: BUT YOU HAVE!!! *teleports to the back of Donut and slashes his back* Donut: AAAAAAAARGH!! *goes down to his knees* Shaun: SILVER BLADE, PSYNERGY STRIKE!!! AQUA SOCK!!! A deluge of water pours of Shaun’s sword and encircles itself around Donut, holding him up in the air. Shaun: Enjoying yourself up there? Huh? HUH!? Donut: *starts to glow and breaks free of the watery prison* Shaun: ooooh... pretty lights. Donut: RIGHT ARM OF THE GIANT!!! *Donut’s right arm becomes encased in the black armor* LEFT ARM OF THE GIAN!!! *the same goes for his left* Shaun: Well well well... someone’s learned a new trick. Torn: Donut didn’t know this back when... when you knew him? HoT: I thought this was his ability that Precious scouted him out for... Shaun: WRONG!!! Kawaii: Well then would you mind explaining the whole story to us then!? Shaun: Heh, sure. You see, long before he came here to KG, Donut was our sort of leader. We had this group, named the Brown Search Party. Kikiyo: BROWN SEARCH PARTY!? WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU SEARCHING FOR?! POOP?! Lane: On the contrary, dumb girl, we were searching for someone. Her name was Nicole Brown, and therefore, our search team became the “Brown” Search Party. HoT: Did you find her? Alan: We’re getting a bit too ahead of ourselves here... you see, we weren’t the only ones looking for her when she went missing, there were these evil dudes named the Soul Reapers– SW: SOUL REAPERS!? I’M A SOUL REAPER!!! Alan: NOT the Shinigami Soul Reapers... these people wanted nothing more than to rule the world and kill everyone who got in their way. They wanted to use Nicole, who as an exceptionally powerful adept, as a tool, while we wanted to help her. Tohru: So a kind of race then...? Lane: Exactly. There were 11 of us, millions of them, but we somehow came through. We found Nicole, but unfortunately the Soul Reapers had already gotten to her first and turned her against us. The only way we could purify her would be to sacrifice one of our souls... and Donut did exactly that. Shaun: So he died.... or so we thought. WHAM! Donut: *punches Shaun in the gut* There was too much that happened there... I needed to start a new life. Enough said. Shaun: *gets up slowly* Punk, why don’t you stay still while we go storytelling... AQUA SOCK!!! *points his sword at Donut and the water grabs hold of Donut again* Donut: HA! Don’t you think I can escape from this?! Shaun: CHILL! *the Aqua Sock freezes* Donut: ... *tries to break free but fails* Shaun: Now as far as I understand it... Donut broke up with... you, didn’t he? *points at Kya* Kya: Yes... he did.... Shaun: Wasn’t it surprising how he suddenly decided to sever ties with you? Hmm? Kya: well.... wait, how do you know all this anyway? Shaun: An outside source... and a few things I happened to know. Kikiyo: TELL US FOOL!!! Shaun: *shoots Kikiyo* Now... I’ll reveal to you the real reason WHY he broke up with you... Donut: ... Shaun: THERE WAS ANOTHER GIRL!!! Everyone gasps. Tohru: He was cheating on her?! Shaun: Nope... he just left Kya for someone else. HoT: Hmm... Shaun: And what sucks is she didn’t even like you back, huh?! HUH PASTRY!? Donut: No, she didn’t. Shaun: SEE!!! DAMN, WHAT KIND OF HEARTLESS CRAP HEAD DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! Donut: Are you done? Shaun: AR– Huh? Donut: I said, are you done? Shaun: Uh... sure.... Frau: here come the fireworks. Invader: Oooh... Donut: *breaks through the ice and lands near Shaun* First off– The reason I broke up with Kya is because she deserves better. I found myself wavering in the relationship, and just so I wouldn’t hurt her any more than I had to, I let her go. ZF: Hmm... Shaun: *raises his sword but gets knocked to the ground* Donut: Next, yes, I immediately tried to pursue another relationship, but failed. So I have put my love life on hiatus until further notice. *cracks knuckles* Shaun: *tries to teleport away but Donut catches up with him* Donut: And rumor was that you were the fasted on the Brown Search Party. Shaun: Damn straight... And I probably still am... this teleporting crap? That’s not teleportation. That’s just me being so fast you can’t see me. Watch- *starts appearing all over the place* SW: HEY! WHICH ONE IS WHICH!? MoM: I don’t know... I can’t tell.... don’t tell me he’s this fast... Donut: *leaps up and kicks a Shaun into the ground like lightning* Shaun: OUCH! *gets up and tries to run away* Donut: *appears right behind him* Last time I check, Shaun.... Shaun: What? Huh? *turns around and tries to stab Donut* Donut: *knocks the sword away with his own and starts to slash Shaun from all directions* ZF: HOLY CRAP!! THAT’S SOME FAST CRAP!!! Tohru: I can’t keep up with him!!! I just see a blur and blood!!! Torn: Wow. He’s good. Donut: Last time I checked, I was the only one faster than you. *holds his sword to Shaun’s neck* Shaun: *all bloodied up and stuff* Yeah.. I guess that’s why you win, huh? Donut: Exactly. MATCH FIVE OVER!!! WINNER: DONUT!!! Donut: *walks back down to the sidelines and sits down* Kikiyo: YOU SUCK!!! Torn: *shoots Kikiyo* Look, let’s not say anything about the matter. It’ll obviously dig up unwanted feelings and most likely raise a fight.... so if you say anything about it, SW and ZF will rape you. Robby: Hey man, I want in on that action too. Torn: Add Robby to that list. Tohru: Okay. Kawaii: Are you guys ready for the next battle? Alan: Sure are. *walks up to the stage* I’m the last one. Beat me, we let you live. Don’t, and we kill you all. HoT: LEMME AT HIM!!! LEMME AT HIM!!! Torn: No. *stops HoT* ZF: Who’s gonna go up then? SW: WILL I SAVE KG!? Donut: If you do, then I’ll give you Jessica Alba... the real one. SW: YAY! Torn: NO! I’m going up. Kikiyo: YOUR MOM!!! Guncon: *shoots Kikiyo* Torn: They would only save the best for last... and I’m sorry guys, but I think I’m the only one who can pull this off. Invader: *wheeling Frau into the arena* I believe in you, Torn. Frau: YOU CAN DO IT MAN!! MoM: Best of luck to you... *gives Torn a bunch of charms and necklaces* Torn: ... MoM: They will bring you victory. Consider them a gift from KG. Alan: I was hoping I’d get to battle with you.... Torn: Same here, actually. *walks up to the arena* Donut: Hey, Torn... Torn: What? Donut: God Speed. Torn: No worries man. THE FINAL MATCH!!! TORN VERSUS ALAN!? SURELY TO BE THE CLIMAX OF THIS ROLLER COASTER RIDE!!! FIND OUT WHO WILL TRIUMPH... AND HOW! On the next KG DREAMER, OPERATION T.R.A.I.N.!!! [la tortura] KG DREAMER ED SONG: 25 Minutes by Michael Learns to Rock END of KG DREAMER, OPERATION T.R.A.I.N. CHAPTER THREE [end of hypnosis- THE ICECOLD DISCORD] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 22, 2007 A Short Skit on the 281st Division, SW’s Prize for Winning the Popularity Poll Meanwhile... at KG... SW: HURRAH!!! ZF: WELCOME TO THE 281ST!!! Robby: Yeah.... thanks.... though I think I was forced in by you guys.... Robby has just been inducted into the 281st Division. HoT: Men... <_> Silver: Ah, let them go, at least they’re not hitting on girls this time.... Donut: Robby, to celebrate your induction into our wonderous community, we must bring you out. Robby: Out... where? ZF: FOR SOME MALE BONDING, OF COURSE!!! SW: GIRLS, BOOZE, AND GIRLS!!! Robby: I can get a girl anytime... and I can get pretty much anyone, including girls, to tell me almost anything... including their sexual fantasies... ZF: NO WAY! SW: That is why you have joined us, my friend... *cries* ZF: AWAY!!! TO MALE BONDING!!! SW: YES!!! Frau: I SHALL COME! MORGAN WEBB DUMPED ME, AND I NEED PLEASURE!!! Guncon: COUNT ME IN AS WELL!!! HoT: WHAT?! HELL NO! Guncon: I’ll just keep an eye on them, make sure they don’t get out of hand... ZF: *fondles Guncon* HoT: *grabs a shotgun and blows ZF’s head off* ZF: *grows a new one back and drags Guncon out* Donut: Catch you guys later. Tohru: Have fun! GM: DRUNK!!! Invader: Don’t have too much fun now, boys. Kikiyo: DRUNK!!! Precious: Come back by curfew or there will be ME to pay. Donut: I think we’d all like that man. :) Precious: *shiver* Kikiyo: DRUNK!!! AND YOUR MOM PHAILS!!! Precious: *shoots Kikiyo* HoT: *claps* Meanwhile... at a bar... Donut: before we can determine if you have what it takes to become a seated officer, we have to test you first. Frau: indeed, which is why you will help us score SW a girl. Robby: Really? That’s it? Guncon: *finishing off another pint of beer* Yeah man, that’s it. SW!!! SW: YO! Frau: Choose your lady. SW: *looks around and sees Lindsay Lohan* HER!!! Robby: Her? Easy. Donut: I myself would have went for Emma Watson. SW: BUT IT IS NOT ABOUT YOU, CAPTAIN!! Donut: True. So Robby, go introduce our pal, SW. Robby: Wait, let me talk to her before SW can do something... SW: HURRY UP!!! I WISH TO GET LAID TONIGHT!!! Robby: *walks over to Lindsay* Guncon: Alright guys, place your bets, will he pull it off for SW or not? Frau: Tough one... I say he will. ZF: Nah, I don’t think so. Frau: You kidding me? This is an expert in his field. ZF: *waves a hand through his long sexy hair* So am I. Random Guy: *comes and rapes ZF* Donut: Yes... you are an expert at attracting men. ZF: ... Robby: *sits down next to Lindsay* Lindsay: *crying silently while sipping her drink* Robby: What’re you drinking? Lindsay: Smirnoff. Robby: Wow. Vodka. Had a rough night? Lindsay: Yes... I’ve been violated, chased by paparazzi, and my boyfriend dumped me after taking my virginity... and no one will hear me out. Robby: Shhh... there there, I’m here for you. *wipes her tears away* A while later... Lindsay: I feel so much better after letting that off my chest... thank you. Robby: Hey, don’t thank me, I’m just trying to help out a friend.... Lindsay: You’re not like most guys, you know. Robby: *chuckles* Heh, I’ve heard that once or twice before. Frau: Damn... he’s got her eating out of the palm of his hand... SW: I’m still waiting for the part where I score... ZF: Maybe he forgot about you and just went for her himself. Donut: If he did that, then I’ll have to promote him to Vice Captain... SW: NO WAY IS HE HAVING MY JOB!!! Guncon: *snoring, knocked out from being too drunk* Robby: Tell me, Lindsay... *holds her hand* What dream can I make come true? Lindsay: Well... I always wanted to spend the night with a man that truly cared about me.... and wake up in the morning and look into his eyes, and say... “I love you.” Robby: I don’t know if I could be that man.... but my heart is certainly hoping that I can. Lindsay: *slowly takes Robby into her arms* I think.... no, I know you are that man. Robby: *brushes her bangs away from her face and leans in* Well, let me take you to heaven... and it’s me you’ll see in the morning. *snaps his fingers and switches places with SW* Donut: O.o Frau: WHOA! SURPRISE MOVE!!! SW: *starts to make out with Lindsay Lohan* Lindsay: Oh... oh please, take me.... take me now, I don’t care where... SW: Just tell me this isn’t a dream... Lindsay: It’s not, baby... SW: YES!!! *grabs Lindsay and heads towards the bathroom* ZF: YO! DON’T FORGET THE CONDOM!!! Lindsay: *turns around* CONDOM!? I DON’T NEED A CONDOM TO KILL HIM!!! Guncon: o.o Donut: ... Robby: Ha ha, busted. SW: YOU WERE GONNA KILL ME!? LINDSAY, HOW COULD YOU?! Lindsay: I’m not Lindsay... I’m... Lindsay takes off her mask and reveals herself as... Yoh: It’s ME, YOH!!! Donut: You knew it was Yoh!? Robby: Yep. When he started saying how he liked it up the rear yet said he only spent his first time with his boyfriend, who actually didn’t really “take her virginity” because he spread his oats a bit too early... yeah, not even a broken hearted girl could tell such a sad story. Frau: Wait... she/he said all that? Robby: Yep. Frau: And you weren’t staring at her breasts? Robby: I was. I was wondering how Yoh managed to grow them. Also, when he mentioned he didn’t know how to use a toilet, I knew. Donut: I thought that was GM. Robby: Nope, it was all Yoh. Yoh: So you caught me. Big deal. *brings out a giant banana* I WILL SODOMIZE SW AND KILL HIM AND OFFER HIM TO THE GODS OF YOH!!! SW: *grabs chewbacca and makes chewie eat the bottom half of Yoh’s body* Yoh: WTF?! SW: Stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking... nerf-herder!!!! I SHOULD MAKE SURE YOU GO TO HELL!!!! I JUST FREAKING MADE OUT WITH YOU!!! Donut: That part still cracks me up. Robby: I know.... Yoh: STILL, I HAVE MY ARMS!!! Frau: *grabs a keyboard and smacks Yoh with it* HOME-ROWED!! Yoh: AHHHH KILLZORS ZF: NOOB!!! I SHALL ERADICATE YOU WITH MY SMEXYNESS!!! *shoots an arrow at Yoh* Yoh: AHSAF:DFL NASDFBWARljbabnasJRWA Donut: *spits on Yoh* Robby: *follows suit* SW: TIME FOR BIG FINALE!!! ZF: Death by shagging? SW: no... death.... by sexiness. *poses* Yoh: *perishes from all the smexyness* ZF: YES!!! But it came at a price... Guncon: OUR COMRADE SW HAS BEEN VIOLATED!!! SW: *cries* NEVER AGAIN!!! I WILL NEVER BE VIOLATED LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN!!! Donut: Robby, because you have made us laugh so, we would be glad to give you the rank of 4th seat of the 281st Division. Guncon: He’s ahead of HoT? Why? Donut: HoT’s fifth seat because... idk. Robby is fourth because he made our Vice Captain make out with KG’s long-lost Stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking... nerf-herder!. SW: THE PAIN!!! THE HORROR!!! ZF: Well, that’s that. HEY EVERYONE!!! HERE COMES A NEW KG DREAMER FOR YA!!! OPERATION T.R.A.I.N.: [la tortura] !!! ENJOY!! SW: ZEF!!! WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I NEEDED YOU?! ZF: *shrugs* Frau: ENOUGH! ONTO THE DREAMER ALREADY!!! Guncon: YES!!! KG DREAMER OP SONG: The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide is Press Coverage by Panic! At the Disco ACTION!!! SURVIVAL!!! WAR!!! THE PAST COMES BACK TO HAUNT YOU! KG DRAMER, OPERATION T.R.A.I.N.: ROUND FOUR!!! [la tortura] Meanwhile... in the arena... Alan:*walks up to the stage* I’m the last one. Beat me, we let you live. Don’t, and we kill you all. HoT: LEMME AT HIM!!! LEMME AT HIM!!! Torn: No. *stops HoT* ZF: Who’s gonna go up then? SW: WILL I SAVE KG!? Donut: If you do, then I’ll give you Jessica Alba... the real one. SW: YAY! Torn: NO! I’m going up. Kikiyo: YOUR MOM!!! Guncon: *shoots Kikiyo* Torn: They would only save the best for last... and I’m sorry guys, but I think I’m the only one who can pull this off. Invader: *wheeling Frau into the arena* I believe in you, Torn. Frau: YOU CAN DO IT MAN!! MoM: Best of luck to you... *gives Torn a bunch of charms and necklaces* Torn: ... MoM: They will bring you victory. Consider them a gift from KG. Alan: I was hoping I’d get to battle with you.... Torn: Same here, actually. *walks up to the arena* Donut: Hey, Torn... Torn: What? Donut: God Speed. Torn: No worries man. Alan: *extends his hand* Torn&Filthy, was it? Torn: *shakes Alan’s hand* Sure was. Alan: I’m Alan Evans, and it would be a pleasure to duel with you today. Torn: What’s with all the formalities...? Alan: Nothing, I just don’t want to come off as bad looking as some of our... other team mates... Shaun: SHADDUP!!! *coughs up some blood* Kya: Well, that’s very nice of him. Tohru: I know, huh? HoT: I smell... A TRAP! Alan: A trap? Please, I’m not low and dirty like Thomas. Thomas: *shrugs* Torn: Let’s start it then. SW, kick it. SW: LADIES AND GENTS!!! HOW’S EVERYONE IN THE HIZZ-OUSE!? WE’VE GOT TORN, KG’s EXPERT LEADER AND ALAN, MYSTERY FINAL DUELIST FOR THE STILL SEARCHING TEAM!!! WHO WILL WIN!? Frau: GO TORN!!! Robby: YOU CAN DO IT MAN!!! ZF: BRING IT HOME FOR THE BOYS!!! ROUND SIX! FIGHT!!! Torn: Let’s get it started then. Alan: Wait, before we battle, I have one condition for you to follow. Torn: Condition...? Kikiyo: EFF YOU PRETTY BOY!!! Alan: *shoots Kikiyo and dogs come and eat her* Torn: Okay, name it. Alan: *grabs his Elven Rapier and throws it off the stage* No swords. Torn: *tosses sword aside* Fine, this match is gonna be all grit. Alan: EARTH SUMMONING!!! *Alan’s fingertips glow with yellow balls of light* Torn: ... ? HoT: WHOA! NO FAIR!!! HE CHEATED YOU~!!! Alan: SUMMON SPRIT, SAYID!!! *presses palms down into the ground* A room starts to rise out of the floor, suspended by a few energy beams. Torn: ... okay, wtf was that? Alan: That, my friend, is one of my summon spirits, Sayid. It’s actually just a room, kinda lame when compared to some other stuff, like– Torn: You’re kidding me. A room... ? Frau: ... is he gay? Invader: idk. Alan: Please, go inside. I just need to talk to you in private, that’s all. HoT: DON’T DO IT! Torn: Why should I go in....? You might rape me man. Alan: I assure you, this is all business. No dirty tricks up my sleeves... *takes off his hoodie* Torn: Still... a room? Wtf, are you gonna electrocute me? Alan: I’m an Earth adept, I can’t electrocute you. IF anything, I’d fill the room with sand, but that’s not possible since there’s windows.. *points to the windows* Donut: ...Dude, those windows are barred, what the heck? Torn: ... ... okay. Donut: Torn.... Frau: DUDE! WATCH YOUR BACK!!! Torn: I will, I will... believe me, I can get out of this if I need to... *opens the door and gets into the room* Alan: Not to worry, you can all hear his screams from out here. *Smiles, goes in the room, and closes the door* Tohru: THE SCREAMS?! MoM: NO!!! TORN!!! Alan: *locks the door* Torn: Hey... it’s pretty small in here, and there’s only a table and a chair... where’re you gonna sit? Alan: “Where are you going to sit?” Man, STFU and sit your Bum down. *snaps his fingers* Torn: ARGH! *his wrists become bound with shackles and he is forced down onto the chair* Alan: *smiles* Torn: Didn’t know you like bondage.. WTF?! *his feet are shacked to the floor as well* Alan: *snaps his fingers and a box appears on the table* Torn: *Tries to break free but fails* Alan: Now... for the interrogation. Frau: I wonder what’s going on... I can’t hear anything.... Donut: Seriously... Alan: Now, Torn, remember Prom? Torn: Prom? Damn, that was about a week or two ago... but yeah, I remember it. Alan: Remember... the band? Torn: Yeah, your band did the music. Alan: The band came back home that night.... except for Nicole. Torn: Really now? Alan: Have you seen her? Torn: Nope, I haven’t. Alan: *punches Torn square in the jaw* Torn: OUCH! WHAT THE CRAP!? Alan: Stop lying.... Torn: look, I don’t know what happened to her, okay?! Alan: No need for that, SHE’S DEAD!!! Kawaii: I still can’t hear anything.... SW: *leaning his ear against the wall* I think they have it sound proofed... Guncon: idiot, it can’t be sound proof if there’s WINDOWS like THAT on it... SW: *shrugs* Torn: Dead? What are you talking about, dead? AAAAAAAAAHAS:NGFASN *dealt a swift uppercut to the jaw* Alan: STOP LYING! YOU GUYS KILLED HER, WE KNOW YOU DID!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF PAIN LANE WENT THROUGH, LOSING HER LIKE THAT?! JUST AFTER WE FIND HER AND Poop, SHE TURNS UP DEAD!!! Torn: *spits out blood* Look... I don’t know what you’re going on about... but NO ONE HERE KILLED HER NOR SEEN HER. Alan: Hmph. I hoped it wouldn’t have to resort to... the box. *opens the box* Torn: oooh, the box, I wonder what’s in it... more dildos for your collection? Alan: You know why knives are hardly used during interrogations, Torn? Torn: No... Alan: because they don’t hurt as much. They just cut the ski in a thin line, or they plunge deep in your body like a thin line, but still, it doesn’t hurt as much. Torn: Nice. Alan: Also, it kills much faster. You can damage a lot of internal organs, the bleeding can be quite profuse, a lto of things can happen and your subject may die before you get the information out of him. Torn: ... what are you going on about... Alan: *brings out a pair of nose pliers and examines it* Torn: Hey... what are you gonna do with that...? Alan: *pushes the table out of the way and holds Torn’s head with one hand* Now... you will tell me what happened to her... and why you and your damn people love to fight so much, so much that you were all driven to kill and rape a poor and innocent girl... Torn: Rape? Alan: That’s right. We got CSI to do an autopsy, and there was semen in her vaginal tract. You people are SICK! *uses the pliers to grab a piece of Torn’s face* Torn: I... don’t... know.... what... HAPPENED TO HER!!! Alan: WRONG ANSWER!!! *pulls the pinched pliers away from Torn’s face, taking a nasty bit of flesh along with it* There was a blood-curdling scream... the first thing the people of KG heard since anyone entered that room... ZF: TORN!!! SW: NOOO!!! MoM: GET OUT OF THERE! HoT: NOOOOOO! Alan: Hear that? You friends care about you. Now, I could kill you, but I could also make you undergo a terrifying ordeal of pain. Do you like pain, Mr. Torn? Torn: My face... my face... Alan: Such language, Mr. Torn. Stop it this instant... Torn: My face.... Alan: *raises his leg and stomps down on Torn’s crotch* Torn: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!! Alan: *clips a piece of Torn’s cheek and rips it out* Torn: RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! Alan: Tell me. Now. KG, Nicole, and you. Torn: I don’t know.. What happened.... Alan: I JUST TOLD YOU WHAT HAPPENED!!! *pinches Torns ear and rips part of it off* Torn: AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! Alan: *grabs a handful of chains and slaps him clear across the head with it* SHUT UP!!! Torn: ARGH!I!NWQRKrkfn;wank Alan: TELL ME!!! *plunges the pliers deep in Torn’s shoulder, then rips some more flesh out* Torn: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING!!! STOP IT!!! ARASNBSF>NFGS>AGS Alan: TELL ME!!! *punches his nose* Torn: I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING!!! *starting to cry* DAMN YOU, I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING!!! Alan: TELL ME!!! Torn: DAMMIT, WHO ARE YOU?! Alan: My name is Alan Evans. I am a torturer. ______________________ ______________________ Alan: *walks out of the room and closes the door silently* Rikio: ... Koshi: Done? Well? Thomas: Yeah man, don’t keep us waiting, we’ve already been waiting for freaking five hours... Alan: They’re in Diamond Head Crater. Koshi: What? Thomas: No way man, we have cameras, we’d spot a base that big. Alan: Let me say that again. The base is IN Diamond Head Crater. Lori: They built into it...? No way... John: Pretty smart, and they must have some damn good technology as well since we picked up none of their readings.... Alan: Yeah. Okay. Lori: *puts a hand on Alan’s shoulder* Are you okay? Alan: Yeah, I’m fine. Thomas: Hey man, need some love? I’m sure Koshi will let you have Lori for the night... Lori: Oh shut up, HWANG... You and your logic-defying Korean sexiness can’t work on me. Koshi: Alan... tell me something. How do you know he’s telling the truth? I mean, he could be planning to lure us there and have the Soul Reapers ambush us or something. Alan: I assure you, their base is there, and Nicole is there. John: Why? How? Alan: *holds up his blood-soaked hands* Because... I did not feel guilty for doing anything I done to that man in there. All our missing team mates? They’re in that base, being tortured and tested and going through hell and smiling through every minute of it just to see us suffer. I don’t feel guilty after what I’ve done to him. In a way, I’m just like them. Heartless. _______________________________________________ _______________________________________________ After two hours of countless screams and groans of anguish and pain.... Alan walks out of the room. Alan: *sighs* Rodney: *grabs a hold of him and holds a kunai to his neck* SW: *punches Alan in the gut* MONSTER!!! ZF: *kicks Alan in the face* HEARTLESS FIEND!!! HoT: *slaps him* SICK AND TWISTED DEMENTED FOOL!!! Alan: *wipes off his blood-soaked hands and looks up* Lane: *runs up to Alan and pushes everyone away* WELL!? IS SHE ALRIGHT?! WHERE IS SHE!? Alan: These people are innocent. We were given false information. Lane: WHAT?! Alan: you heard me. Lane: HOW DO YOU KNOW?! HE COULD BE LYING!!! Alan: Because... I feel that if I could, I would give back every bit of flesh I ripped out of his body. HoT: Fl... flesh!? *runs in the room and screams* Alan: *snaps his fingers and the room disappears* HoT: INVADER!!! KYA!!! MoM!!! HELP HIM!!! Guncon: He’s a mess.... I can barely recognize him anymore... Torn: *unconscious* Rodney: bloody hell... SW: NOOOOOO!!! Frau: My goodness... Alan: PAY ATTENTION!!! I HAVE IMPORTANT NEWS TO TELL YOU ALL!!! HoT: SHUT UP!!! Alan: YOU ARE ALL BEING DECEIVED!!! Kya: What? Tohru: Deceived? How? Alan: We came here when our client told us that you were the ones responsible for Nicole’s death. Our client apparently knew we were part-time bounty hunters, and when he told us what you guys did, we rushed over here as fast as we could. Donut: and? Alan: Torn’s session proved that none of you raped nor murdered Nicole, and further that our client is just out to get you. Her really wants you all to die if it came to this. Frau: Who.... who is this “client” of yours...? Alan: He told us his name was Hanz. Meanwhile... in Infinity Fortress... Hanz: *clicked off the TV* Well, the wheels are in motion. Bobette: Are you sure this was the right thing to do? Hanz: It was necessary to tell them that false information... unfortunately I don’t know what happened to that girl... Bobette: That’s sad... they lost their friend and they don’t know who did it... :( Alucard: Where’s Precious? Hanz: In the room, resting. After that damned session with Cr8zy, he deserves it. Alucard: *sigh* What is this world coming to... Robo: Apparently one where Cr8zy wants to use Precious... Hanz: Don’t worry, the day will come... some day.... Silver: And we’ll be ready, no doubt. Robo: Amen. Down the hall.... in Cr8zy’s room.... Cr8zy: *smiling* Well, looks like you’ve been found out, my darling... it’s too bad they can’t trace my DNA.... *starts to laugh wickedly* On a table before him lies the corpse of Nicole Brown. ... ... ... A week later, at KG.... Torn: *sipping on coffee* What’re you doing with those..? SW: We’re gonna install these to check up on the ladies... ZF: Yep. Robby: Wish us luck? Torn: Luck? Pfft, I’ll teach you guys how. Robby: By the way, how are those scars...? Torn: The wound’s all sealed up. Nothing to worry about. ... A week was all it took to smooth the terror of the events that occurred in the past... Thomas: *closes the trunk* And that’s the last of it. Kya: You sure you guys don’t want to stay a bit longer? Bowties: Yeah, I always liked guys in a band... Shaun: We can’t stay too long here, we got another gig up in New York, and it’s back to Hawaii for us. Kyton: Besides, we’re cool now, right? Frau: Damn right man. Lane: Thank you, for everything. Alan: And again, we apologize for everything we cost you. Frau: Hey man, like we said, no worries. Invader: Bye guys. We’ll miss you. The guys get in the car and leave. HoT: *waves* Kya: you think they’ll find out who killed Lane’s girlfriend? Frau: I sure hope so. However... the events of the past cannot be erased... MoM: DON’T GO!!! Donut: I’m already packed, MoM. Rodney: As am I. SW: CAPTAIN!!! DON’T LEAVE US!!! ZF: *crying* Donut: I’ll bring home girlfriends for you guys, okay? SW: THANK YOU CAPTAIN!!! ZF: *crying* HoT: Where you guys heading? Rodney: I’ll be traveling to the east to hone my skills... Apparently I wasn’t much help to the rescue mission or this “tournament” of yours, so when I come back I’ll make sure I’m a valuable commodity to KG. Torn: And you, Donut? Donut: I need to get reacquainted with my old life... my old friends... I just left them, and just like the guys from Still Searching pointed out, that wasn’t a good thing. Invader: I see... Tohru: Well... we’ll miss you!!! Don’t forget, you’ll always be welcomed here. Kya: Yeah guys, don’t be strangers. Rodney: Not to worry, we will return. Donut: Catch everyone later. Frau: Good luck out there, Donut. And with that, Donut and Rodney parted ways, both leaving KG. These are the events that happened after the kidnaping and the transformation and the set-up. Nothing noteworthy would occur for another seven years... KG DREAMER ED THEME: Fields of Hope by Rie Tanaka END of KG DREAMER OPERATION T.R.A.I.N. SAGA Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Meanwhile... at KG... Torn: *walks outside into the courtyard* ... this big huge courtyard has been bothering me for sometime. HoT: *holding hands with Guncon* ... what? Guncon: What’s wrong with it? It’s like a nice big park... it’d be great for our huge parties. Torn: Ha, that’s BS and you know it. All our parties start inside of KG, and they don’t make it out. HoT: No one makes it out the morning after... damn drunkards.... Torn: Tell me about it. It has been seven years since I have seen the members of KG... truly a long time for everyone. The trio is walking back to KG. Torn: Any word from Rodney yet? Guncon: None yet, but we’re expecting him back this evening. Torn: *opens the doors and Guncon and HoT walk in, then follows them* HoT: What about Kawaii? Any word from her yet? Guncon: None, although it’s odd that she’s gone because she’d usually tell us where she’s going... Torn: I agree. Bowties: *walks in and bumps into Torn* Oh!!! Torn: Ah, hey Bowties. What’s up? Bowties: Nothing... I was just checking out the mail we got... here’s one from Kawaii... *hands an envelope to Torn* Torn: ... it’s not a letter. *opens the envelope and takes out a feather* HoT: ... eh? Bowties: Maybe... maybe she’s with a bird...? Guncon: Great one Bowties, yeah, I’m sure she’s flying with one right now. HoT: ... a feather. Of all things to send us, not a letter, or a postcard, or a cry for help, but a feather. Torn: *shrugs* We’ll have GM take a look at it later. Bowties: Well, I’ll be off at the coffee house... I’m meeting MoM to have some tea. Byes! *waves and runs off to the coffee house* It’s true, everyone would like to forget the past. But scars can haunt you forever. Meanwhile... driving on the highway... Robby: YES!!! YES!!! TELL ME AGAIN!!! ZF: Brother, our lad SW JUST GOT LAID!!! SW: Yes, yes I did. GM: YEEEEEEEEEAH!!! HE IS NOT A VIRGIN ANYMORE!!! THE WORLD IS IN SAFE HANDS!!! SW: Are you guys still feeling the effects of last night’s alcoholic episode? Frau: I think they are.... because I still am. DRIVE SLOWER DAMMIT!!! Robby: I can’t man... whoa, I feel dizzy. SW: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! GM: SW GOT LAID!!! SW: I’M GONNA DIE A HAPPY MAN!!! HoT: *hears commotion in the distance* ... what’s that? Torn: Let’s just say... Guncon: We won’t have to wait for GM.... The car comes speeding across the lawn and screeches to a halt right in front of HoT, Torn, and Guncon. HoT: ... we have driveways. We have... garages. Those exist for a reason, DID YOU KNOW THAT?! SW: That I did. Frau: What a wonderful caricature of intimacy... HoT: What? Torn: Um... SW got laid? Robby: CORRECT YOU ARE!!! Guncon: *runs over to the car* DUDE!!! DETAILS!!! Frau: Well I’m of consenting age.... to forget your name at a cabaret... HoT: you went to a STRIP CLUB!? SW: I went to a PRIVATE GENTLEMEN’S CLUB! Torn: ... meaning? SW: I knew a friend in town that need some loving. And I gave to her. Torn: What’s her name? You going out with her? SW: I will consider staying with her... if she calls me up. *checks cell phone and finds no messages* GM: What’s up with you guys? We had our night of fun, did you two... *looks at HoT and Guncon* HoT: ... are you thinking what I’m thinking? Robby: ... he’s thinking that you and Guncon broke up because Torn came onto Guncon and Guncon liked it. Guncon: That’s a whole lot of me in one sentence. Torn: and it’s freaking bull crap. Anyways, I got this feather from Kawaii. *hands GM the feather* Do your psychic traces thing and go find out what it’s all about. GM: Will do. Catch you guys later. *goes into KG to his room* ZF: *sighs* After a night on the town, it’s refreshing to be back home again. Robby: I hear you bro. SW: FRAU! YOU ARE NEXT! Frau: But I’m already going out with someone... SW: We got to get you LAID boy!!! Frau: ... I’m not like you, craving women like it’s the end of the world. No, I am not like that, for I crave love. ZF: Love? *moves closer to Frau* Frau: *kicks ZF in the face* from the... OPPOSITE gender, thank you very much. Finally, you ask yourself: Can I deal with this? Should I try and rid myself of this chip on my shoulder or do I burden my cross and carry it to the grave? A hooded figure appears on the horizon. Torn: Ah... Kya’s back. Kya: *walking towards them slowly, slouching and sniffling* HoT: *rushes over to her and pulls back her hood* Kya.... what’s wrong? Why are you crying? Kya: *shakes her head and ventures inside KG* ZF: ... that was odd. Frau: Thank you for caring. Guncon: HoT, I think you should go inside and see what’s up... SLAM! HoT: Not when she slams her door like that. Robby: Well, it’s 10 in the morning, and I need some sleep. Don’t expect me till dinner or so. ZF: Sounds good to me. Torn: Catch you guys later then. I’d take the car to go buy some groceries, but... *checks the gas tank* It’s empty. Robby: *shrugs and goes to sleep* What could the return of a single person bring? Could it be the catalyst of an apocalypse? Or the first step to a new age? Later that evening... at dinner... ZF: Who cooked tonight? MoM: It was me. ZF: THE FOOD IS GREAT!!! SW: *eating* Tohru: Kya? Come on, you should eat... you haven’t touched a bit of your food... Kya: *staring down at her food* Bowties: Kya! Come on, it’s awesome! You gotta try this chicken! Kya: ... *starts to eat little by little* Torn: Kya... what happened over there? Kya: It was... *sighs and goes back to eating* Guncon: *brings out the beer* Torn: Kya, the reason why we sent you over there was to be recon... to spy for us. We need to know what we’re up against. Rodney: *poofs out of nowhere* True that. Tohru: Rodney! SW: About time you got back bud, you missed the party. Frau: We saved a place for you, come sit down man. Rodney: You’ll be needing to seat two more... Frau: huh? MoM: He’s right. Torn: ... anyways, like I was saying, Kya– Kya: *slams her utensils down and stands up* Do you REALLY want to find out what happened? HUH!? You REALLY want to find out what cr8zy has up his sleeve? DO YOU?! *starts to walk towards Torn* Tohru: ... oh no... Bowties: Kya! Come down! HoT: Calm down... Bowties: That’s what I said! Calm down!!! Please! Torn: *stands up to face her* Well? What is it? Kya: As if the very incarnation of the devil himself weren’t enough... emotions wouldn’t do you any good over there because of one person....*turns around and walks back to her chair*... not like you’d understand anyway, with your heart of stone. Torn: *slams his fist on the table* STOP GETTING FREAKING OUT OF LINE!!! Kya: CAN’T YOU GIVE A PERSON HER SPACE!? THIS COULD HAVE WAITED TILL MORNING, WHEN I WAS PLANNING TO DEBRIEF YOU ALL ANYWAY!!! Torn: STOP DEFYING ME DAMMIT! Kya: WHO MADE YOU IN CHARGE!? YOU’RE NOT OUR ADMIN, YOU’RE NOT PRECIOUS!!! YOU’RE JUST A SUBSTITUE!!! Torn: *gets up and leaps towards Kya* FLASH! All the guys restrain Torn, with SW holding a sword to his throat and ZF poised to shoot an arrow at his head. All the girls have gathered around Kya, ready to protect her. GM: *running into the dining room* HEY!!! HEY EVERYONE, I FOUND OUT WHAT THE SECRET OF THE FEATHER WAS!!! *notices the scene* whoa. Rodney: Torn, these 7 years have taken a toll on all of us, and we would have at least expected your temper to be controlled... Robby: Yeah man, you can’t just dump out all your anger on Kya... Frau: You were okay just a few minutes ago!!! What happened?! The guys release Torn. Torn: Sorry Kya... *sighs* I was out of place. Kya: I understand. It’s okay. SW: So we’re all hunky dory again? ZF: YES!!! Everyone goes back to their seats. GM: So yeah... I... HoT: Tell it to us GM, what’s the sitch? Frau: ... HoT, don’t’ ever do that again. GM: Guys, this feather that Kawaii sent us... *holds up a feather* It’s from Precious!!! Torn: What? Robby: How... how’s that possible?! Bowties: PRECIOUS!? REALLY!? GM: Really. I used some of the tracking arts Rodney taught me and Precious’ aura was emanating from it! It was pretty strong, so there’s no mistake that it’s from him... though... I have no idea why a feather. Tohru: He turned into an angel! SW: HE TURNED INTO A CORGI DAMMIT!!! Bowties: ... Corgis don’t have feathers... SW: WRONG DAMMIT!!! *brings out a corgi with an angel costume on* HoT: Sure, that’ll make us believe there’s corgis with feathers. MoM: It seems that feather brought us more questions than answers. GM: Yeah... I guess you could say that. Torn: Way to go GM, this is a clue. SW: A CLUE!? ZF: A CLUE! Guncon: LIKE NO WAY! JINKIES!!! Everyone starts laughing. Tohru: You know, when I’m around you guys, it’s... idk, different. I jsut wanted to say that I love you all. Kya: Same here Tohru. :mmm: MoM: As dysfunctional as we might be... we’re a family. Rodney: Amen. HoT: I’d drink to that! Robby: I’d drink to anything right now. DING DONG~!!!! Torn: was that the door bell? SW: Who the heck would be coming by this late...? Frau: IT’S THE MORMONS. Tohru: Not them again!!! Last time they were actually these guys that wanted to take over KG and wanted to kill us all... MoM: It’s not the Mormons... Bowties, would you please get the door? SW: Why her? I’ll get it. I’ll unce whoever comes through that door... bothering us at this late an hour, during DINNER no less... *grumbles and leaves* ZF: I’ll go with him. I have to make sure he doesn’t unce anyone. Frau: Smart move, you do that. At the front door... DING DONG~! SW: SHADDUP ALREADY!!! Damn, why do we have such an ugly door bell anyway.... ZF: It’s beyond me. *opens the door* SW: I WILL UNCE THEE FOR COMING SO DAMN LATE IN THE NIGHT!!! I WILL– ooooooof! *gets kicked in the face and flies across the room* ZF: Whoa, an Isshin-style kick-- SW!!! ARE YOU OKAY!? SW!!! SW!!! *rushes over to SW* KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: “CHANCE!” By UVERworld SEVEN YEARS! MYSTERIES! QUESTIONS! THEY KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE!!! KG DREAMER, NEW ERA: Expedition Chapter 1 [Trigger for a New Concerto] Meanwhile... at KG’s front door... Everyone comes rushing to the front door. Torn: What’s the commotion!?! GM: WHO WANTS SOME OF THIS!? *flexes* Donut: Guys.... relax, it’s me. Hot: DONUT!? Frau: DUDE!!! YOU’RE BACK!!! SW: *unces donut* AND ABOUT TIME TOO!! YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT’S BEEN!? Donut: Yeah yeah, seven years... ???: So these are your friends? Donut: Yep. Kya: And who’s that? SW: *stands up and straightens himself up* Yes, I would like to know who this fair angel might be... *goes up to ??? and kisses her hand* ???: *gets totally freaked out and kicks SW in the crotch* Frau: Oooh... right where it counts. Rodney: So who are you? MoM: A question everyone’s been dying to ask... Donut: Oh, I’m sorry, this is my friend Taryn. Um, Taryn, say hi to everyone. Taryn: *waves* hi. HoT: COULD IT BE!? DONUT BROUGHT HOME A LADY FRIEND!? Donut: ... Taryn: ... Bowties: HoT, don’t scare her away!!! Now we have one more girl to add to our team!!! GM: Hmph, that’s if she can DO anything. MoM: Indeed... I don’t sense that much within this... “Taryn” at all. Donut: Just because she doesn’t do anything special– Taryn: *ahem* Donut: Oh, sorry. SW: *whispers to ZF and Frau* What do you think she does special? ZF: That’s exactly it. She gives the special... special. Frau: Dudes! That’s not right. Donut: She may not have powers like the rest of us, but does that mean we can’t let her stay with us? Torn: And what exactly possessed you to bring her with you? Donut: I... would like to withdraw that statement for now. Taryn: okay... I really don’t know what to do now. HoT: Come with us, we’ll show you around. We’re more forgiving than Torny is. *takes Taryn by the hand and leads her away with Kya and Tohru* Frau: Well, as a commemoration of Donut’s return, I propose... ZF: GUY’S NIGHT OUT!!!! Robby: wtf, we had guys night out last night. SW: THE MORE THE MERRIER!!! LET THE 281 DIVISION DO SOME MANLY BONDING ONCE AGAIN!!! GM: YEAH!!! COME ON GUNCON! Guncon: *bringing the camera* COMING! SW, ZF, Robby, GM, and Guncon all take Donut and carry him into the car, then drive him off to the city. Torn: *slaps forehead* Not again... Meanwhile... inside KG... The girls plop Taryn on a chair and surround her. Bowties: *comes into the room, yawns, and starts to take off her shirt* ... HEY!!! *notices HoT, Kya, and Tohru surrounding Taryn* HoT: Hey Bowties. Bowties: YOU’RE IN MY ROOM!!! Kya: Join us as we get to know our newest female member to KG. Taryn: *looking freaked out* Help... Bowties: Sounds fun! *brings up a chair and sits down with Kya, HoT and Tohru* Tohru: Yay! The more the merrier. Meanwhile.... in a bar in town... SW: HERE’s TO THE RETURN TO OUR BELOVED CAPTAIN! *raises a glass* All the guys: KANPAI!!! *toasts their glasses and drink their drinks* ZF: So, Donut, you must’ve been busy lately. Donut: Sure was. Robby: Yeah... so how busy did you get? Donut: Real busy. Man, I’m glad I had this little vacation to see you guys. GM: Vacation...? Frau: As in you’re NOT staying with us permanently? Donut: Nope, I gotta hit the road again... Robby: Enough talk of that, we’ll deal with that later... now what’s with this “Taryn” chick? Huh? Guncon: Seriously, this isn’t the first time someone tied to you came to KG uninvited... what if she wants to kill us all too? SW: She won’t kill us all, she’ll just have some dirty hot sex with ME! Donut: *brings out his sword and points it to SW’s neck* You’re like a brother to me man. You all are. Now... let’s just drop the subject of Taryn, okay? SW: *sighs* okay. Frau: *pats SW on the back* It’s okay man. Robby: Hey, GM, I think we should introduce SW to our friend... GM: you mean Amy? Ha ha, she’s a freak, I don’t think he’ll be able to handle it. Robby: Well, she said when I know a guy’s in town, just send him over. GM: SW, how about it? Wanna get laid? SW: SERIOUSLY!? SIGN ME UP BOYS!!! *leaves with Robby* GM: Bartender, give this man one more drink. *points to Donut* Frau: *behind Donut, winks at GM* GM: *nods and leaves* Donut: Thanks... *looks at his drink and sighs* Guncon: Dude, what is it? Donut: It’s just great to be back. Guncon: DUDE!!! THAT’S WHY YOU GOTTA DRINK TO IT!!! Donut: Yeah... ha ha. *grabs his glass and starts to drink* ZF: DON’T BE A WUSS!!! CHUG IT DOWN!!! CHUG IT DOWN!!! Donut: *starts to chug it down* Guncon: MORE!!! MORE!!! Donut: *finishes and slams the cup on the table* DAMN! WHOO! That was some ride, huh boys? ZF: Sure was... Donut: Sign me up for YOGA! *falls unconscious* ...Wake up... ...hey... ...WAKE UP!!!! Donut: *awakes with a jolt* WHOA! It’s morning, at KG. Donut finds himself in his own room. SW: Hey there. Donut: *rubs his eyes* What... what happened? SW: Nothing much. Just get dressed and meet us outside. The jet will be waiting. Donut: Okay, okay... JET?! Later, outside on the lawn lies a massive jet.... Donut: *runs outside* HEY!!! WHAT’S THE DEAL!? WHEN DID YOU GUYS GET A JET?! AND SINCE WHEN AM I SUPPOSED TO BE ON IT!? Torn: *checks his watch* An hour ago, but since SW and the gang drugged you out, we decided to give you a little slack. Now get on the damn plane. Donut: WHAT!? WHY!? Torn: We’ll explain everything when we get on board. Taryn: *comes out of KG* Donut! Donut: *turns around and sees Taryn* Hi! Taryn: *comes over to Donut and Torn* What’s up? Donut: Nothing much. Sleep well? Taryn: Yep. *goes up to Torn* I’m all ready to go. Torn: Okay, please board the plane. Taryn: Thanks! *goes into the Jet* Donut: ... O.o Torn: You coming or not? Donut: .... o.O? *gets on the plane with Torn* The Jet turns around and flies into the sky. Meanwhile, inside... Donut: ... this is such a rush. Why the rush? Where are we GOING!? HoT: Calm down, dammit. We agreed we’d go and rescue Precious as soon as you got back, and you came back, so here we are. Donut: WHAT?! WITHOUT MY CONSENT!? Guncon: You’re one of our top fighters man, we couldn’t do it without you. Tohru: And all these years, while we were waiting for you, we got to train. Donut: Waiting for me? But what about Rodney? Rodney: I came back a year after I left... with information on Infinity Fortress. Donut: Infinity Fortress?! Where’s that?! Taryn: That’s Cr8zy’s headquarters, where he’s keeping Precious. Where he’s... “training” Precious. Donut: Tayrn?! How do you know this stuff?! Taryn: The girls told me. Donut: *glares at Kya, HoT, and Tohru* Kya: Bowties: Oh, I did too. Donut: *glares at Bowties* Bowties: :booboo: Torn: HEY! You were gone from our lives for seven damn years, we had every right to plan this mission and to take you along. Donut: *sigh* Is that all that’s been going on? Training? Torn: We sent Kya to spy at Infinity Fortress... she came back just last night from a month-long recon mission. GM: Along with the information Kya brought back and the feather we received, Kawaii’s being held captive there as well. Donut: okay... Torn: I think that’s it. Donut: First day back and I’m already back with you guys on a mission. To save Precious from Cr8zy, no less. Guncon: Ain’t it grand, sonny? Meanwhile... at Infinity Fortress... Hanz: Heh, they’re on the way. Alucard: About time too, it’s been too long since we’ve seen them. But they can’t get Precious. Not now. Robo: Who is there... Silver: Well, I see Donut, HoT, Kya, Tohru, Bowties, Torn, Guncon, MoM, Rodney, Frau, SW, ZF, GM, Robby... and this... girl. Bobette: A new girl? Silver: A new girl. Cr8zy: Interesting.... very interesting... Precious: *from the shadows* HEY!!! You were SUPPOSED to teach me “that” technique today... I WANT IT NOW!!! Cr8zy: *turns around* Ah, yes, yes, I’m coming my Precious.... *turns to Hanz* Launch the missiles. No one survives. Hanz: That can be arranged... KG DREAMER ENDING THEME: “Only Time [Techno Remix]” -Project D Ulterior Motive Mix THE FIRST DAY BACK AT KG AND ALREADY A NEW DANGER ARISES! KG IS READY TO STAND AGAINST IT AND TAKE BACK WHAT IS THEIRS! BUT CAN THEY MAKE IT THROUGH THE FIRST SET OF OBSTACLES THAT THE DEVIOUS TEAM AT INFINITY FORTRESS HAS CARVED FOR THEM!? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT KG DREAMER!!! Coming up in the next KG Dreamer... Torn: QUICK! SWITCH TO EVASIVE MANEUVERS!! Guncon: *pulls back on the stick* The Jet takes a deep turn downwards. HoT: HOLY CRAP!!! HANG ON!!! ZF: I’M GONNA DIE!!! SW: I’M GONNA DIE HAPPY!!! Torn: FLY FASTER!!! THEY’RE GAINING ON US! Guncon: WILL YOU LET ME DRIVE!? _______________________________________ SW: *crouched by the fire* You know... I’m hungry. Guncon: Funny, so am I. Bowties: But... what is there to eat out here? GM: Squirrels. ZF: And.... me. *takes off his shirt and poses* Taryn: *goes blind* Donut: TARYN!!! *rushes over to her side then throws SW at ZF* STOP DOING THAT!!! ________________________________________ Rodney: *motions to come forward* Cloaked Figure: Heh heh... I’ll come to you alright. The cloaked figure comes rushing towards Rodney and the gang... with a whole army of black-robed figures following him. Torn: EVERYONE! GET READY!!! HoT: *conjures some magic* Frau: *brings out a keyblade* GM: *stands next to Rodney and gets into position* MoM: *brings out a spell book and some beads* Donut: TORN! WE’RE SET! Torn: Okay, it’s game time people. BREAK! END of KG DREAMER, NEW ERA: Expedition Chapter 1 [Trigger for a New Concerto] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Sometime ago... back when hearts ran aflame... He excelled at all he did. He was a master of his craft. And soon, he would be the master of my heart. HoT: I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR CRAP!!! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE A SUBSTITUTE FOR PRECIOUS!? YOU WILL NEVER BE HIM!!! Torn: NO crap, lady! I KNOW I WILL NEVER BE HIM, BUT SOMEONE HAS TO STAND IN FOR HEAD ADMIN!!! HoT: YEAH!? YEAH?! WELL... *mumbles something* Torn: What’d the flirt say? HoT: *kicks Torn in the face* I’M NOT A FLIRT DAMMIT!!! *storms off and locks herself in her room* Torn: *still on the ground* Robby: ... excellent way to win her over, mate. Torn: Dude, I don’t know, I just can’t seem to get it right... SW: Take some advice from me– Kawaii: *slaps SW over the head* SW: Okay, DON’T take some advice from me... Kawaii: Just say sorry to her Torn. From the bottom of your heart. Trust me, she’ll know that you don’t really mean what you say. Torn: And how do you know that I don’t mean what you say? Kawaii: Because if you did, we wouldn’t be having this conversation right now. SW: *rubs his chin* Torn: *sighs and gets up and starts to walk towards HoT’s room* Kawaii: That’s the spirit! Yes! Robby: So he does have a pair. Good job. Blaire: *walks by and stops by Robby, Kawaii, and SW* Hey guys! What’s up? Kawaii: Shh... it’s supposed to be a secret, but I think Torn’s gonna ask HoT out. Blaire: wait... what? SW: Yep, our baldy is growing up. Blaire: He’s... asking HoT out? SW: Yep. Blaire: ... HoT? *tears start to well up in her eyes* SW: ISN’T IT GRAND!? Robby: *kicks SW in the face, rendering him unconscious* Blaire: ... *speechless* Robby: It would seem that this doesn’t sit well with you... * puts his arm around Blaire and starts to walk her out* Let’s get some coffee and talk about it... Kawaii: *shrugs and goes to her room* Torn: *at HoT’s door* HoT... can we talk? HoT: ... *sitting behind the closed door* Torn: Look, I’m sorry. With everything that happened, it’s surprising that we’re all still together. HoT: ... Torn: Truth is, I wouldn’t mind being Precious. The way he inspired everyone, brought this sense of warmth to this place and to everyone’s hearts, I mean... *sighs* HoT: ... Torn: Look, I just came over to say sorry... and... HoT: *opens the door* And? Torn: *smiles* For the greatest things on earth, there are no words. *takes HoT and kisses her* HoT: *breaks free from Torn* HEY! Just because you apologized and said that touching quote doesn’t give you the right to kiss me! Torn: Oh... HoT: Just kidding. *brings Torn into the room and closes the door* I only hope and wish that I don’t lose him. HoT: *stomps into the coffee house, steaming* Guncon: *looks up from his papers* Hey, you okay? MoM: Another fight, sister? HoT: Nope. I broke up with that idiot Torn. Kya: What!? No way! HoT: Yep, now I’m a free woman. MoM: then why were you so mad then? HoT: I was getting mad over myself for falling for such a guy. Ugh. Kya: That’s the spirit girlfriend!!! HoT: *Sighs* Guncon: Hey, don’t look so down. Maybe you should go out flying sometime, you know? Clear your thoughts, breathe, and just... let your dreams soar within the clouds. HoT: Hey! That sounds like a good idea... thanks Guncon. :) Guncon: Hey, not a problem. Now if you ladies could excuse me.. *grabs papers* ... I have a few adjustments to make to my airship... *leaves* HoT: Well girls, I’m out to flying. Kya: Want me to join you? HoT: Nope, I’m fine, thanks. See you guys later! Later... in the skies... HoT: Ahh... this feels... Guncon: Good? HoT: !?! GUNCON!? Guncon pulls up in his new airship. Guncon: Like her? Her name’s Pamela. HoT: Really now? That’s an interesting name. Guncon: Having fun up here? HoT: *closes her eyes and extends her hands* Sure am. Guncon: Yeah, sometimes I wish I could be soaring right up here with you... HoT: Huh? Guncon: Oh, nothing. I was just saying how much I adore you. HoT: Wait, back up, come again? Guncon: Well, the fact is, for a while... *jumps out of the plane* HoT: GUNCON!!! *dives down and catches him* WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!? Guncon: I was thinking about you, of course. HoT: *smiles and blushes* Um, you were saying something before you almost committed suicide? Guncon: Ha, yes. *reaches up to her and kisses her* I love you. HoT: Aww... thanks, Guncon. *kisses him back* Guncon: So I can assume you love me too...? Or is it too soon? HoT: I left Torn for you. I want you to know that. Does that answer your question, hmm? Guncon: *shrugs* I guess. *brings himself closer to kiss HoT once more* HoT: *breaks free* Wait! The airship! Guncon: Pam can find her way home. She has autopilot. HoT: Oh. Well, then I guess you and I could stay up here for a little longer then, huh? Guncon: You psychic or something? Ha ha. What can I say? He makes my world go ‘round. That’s why I have complete faith in him. It didn’t take forever for him to admit he liked me... and when I was with him, everything felt right. So that’s why I have my faith in him and in all that he does. When I’m with him, nothing can go wrong. Meanwhile... on the Pamela en route to Infinity Fortress... HoT: Remember the first time we flew together? Beep. Guncon: Heh, so you were thinking about it too. beep. HoT: Yeah... Beep. HoT: what’s those bleep noises? Guncon: Probably something on radar, like birds or something... oh no. HoT: What is it?! Guncon: MISSILES COMING IN AT 12 O’CLOCK! WE’RE BEING ATTACKED!!! Torn: QUICK! SWITCH TO EVASIVE MANEUVERS!! Guncon: *pulls back on the stick* The Pamela takes a deep turn downwards. HoT: HOLY CRAP!!! HANG ON!!! ZF: I’M GONNA DIE!!! SW: I’M GONNA DIE HAPPY!!! Torn: FLY FASTER!!! THEY’RE GAINING ON US! Guncon: WILL YOU LET ME DRIVE!? KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: “CHANCE!” By UVERworld SEVEN YEARS! MYSTERIES! QUESTIONS! THEY KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE!!! KG DREAMER, NEW ERA: Expedition Chapter 2 [Cloak and Dagger] Taryn: *reaches for Donut* Donut... please, hurry, tell everyone to strap their seat belts on. Donut: What?! Taryn: *looks into Donut’s eyes* DO IT! Donut: EVERYONE! STRAP IN!!! Everyone starts to put on their seat belt. GM: Dammit... mine won’t... get on... Guncon: *manages to evade one missile* ONE DOWN! HoT: SEVEN TO GO! Torn: Radar... RADAR SAYS THAT ONE WE JUST PAST IS COMING BACK!!! Guncon: HOLY CRAP!!! WE’RE GONNA GET SANDWICHED! HANG ON!! *pulls the airship into a nosedive* The missile catches up with them and hits the tail section of the airship. Frau: HOLY CRAP! MoM: HANG ON EVERYONE!!! Tohru: *screaming* GM: AHHHHHHHH!!! *gets sucked out of the airship and into the sky* ZF: GM!!! Robby: GM!!! Rodney: *takes off his seat belt and jumps out of the airship* Donut: RODNEY! Rodney: *begins hopping on all the debris falling towards the ground to get to GM* GM: RODNEY-SENSEI!!! RODNEY-SENSEI!!! Rodney: *grabs GM* Don’t worry. *starts to maneuver his way to the airship* Guncon: I THINK WE’RE GONNA CRASH!!! Torn: COME ON!!! PULL UP!!! PULL UP!!! Guncon: *wiggles the joystick* DUDE!! I GOT A DEAD STICK!!! SW: *nose bleeds* Kya: HANG ON EVERYONE, IT’S GONNA BE A ROUGH LANDING!!! Rodney: *makes it back to the airship with GM* HoT: *holds Guncon’s hand* Donut: *puts his arm around Taryn* Guncon: HERE IT COMES!!! THUD. The Pamela is caught in two trees. The tail section is in one tree, and the front is in another. Debris lies everywhere. ... Meanwhile... in Infinity Fortress... Cr8zy: They’ve reached ground zero. Hanz: It would seem they have. Cr8zy: Let them out. Hanz: And... who do you want to lead them? Cr8zy: Robo. Hanz: Agreed. Meanwhile... back at the crash site... as everyone gets out of the tree... Torn: Everyone all right? HoT: *rubs her head* Yeah... fine... Guncon: *looking up at the Pamela, stunned* ... HoT: *puts her arm around Guncon* Come on sweetie, let’s go aside... MoM: *hops down* Am I the last? Kya: Yep. We’re all here and accounted for. SW: INCLUDING ME, BEBEH! Rodney: They know we’re coming. GM: Not only that, but... they tried to kill us. Frau: Well, it’s not gonna keep us from getting back Precious, is it? GM: Brother, you’re correct there. Tohru: I’m glad my mask is still intact... *brushes off some dust and dirt off the FD mask* Bowties: Yup! It looks fine! And guess what? So is my bowtie! Tohru: Donut: You’re okay, right? Taryn: How much do I have to tell you, I’m OKAY. Donut: We just came out of a plane that fell from the sky into a tree. Wait, I mean, CRASHED into a tree. I have some reason to be concerned, don’t I? Taryn: Yeah, but it was getting annoying. Donut: This is gonna get you killed some day. Taryn: *slaps Donut in the face* Everyone’s watching them. Donut: What... what the hell... ? Taryn: Don’t ever say that again. I do things my way, and I don’t need someone HOVERING over me every time I get into a fix. I had enough of that back home. Kya: Okay! I guess let’s camp here for tonight. Robby: I’ll radio for help. I think we’re still in range... *brings out a walkie-talkie looking device* GM: Yeah, I’m sure TZ and Yvarg can pick us up! Man, there’s still the chopper... Robby: I need to find reception, I’ll be back. *wanders into the forest, testing the walkie-talkie* Can you hear me now? HoT: DAMMIT! We’ve crashed. How long are we gonna take to get there now? Guncon: Frick.. I don’t know... how far were we when we crashed? Which direction? Damn... Rodney: no need to worry, man... *points to an opening in the forest* ... that’s where your answers lie. Everyone rushes to the opening, where they find a cliff. They are on the edge of a valley, and inside of the valley lies a city. Kya: What’s that? Torn: That’s Dharma, City of Rogues. It’s where– Donut: Infinity Fortress is located.... *points to the center of the city, where there is an illustrious castle floating above it* Rodney: That’s Infinity Fortress alright. I brought GM here for training... before he disappeared. GM: But I made it back. Rodney, you know it’s gonna take 5 days to get there, right? I mean, we still need to find the Stairway to Heaven, and – Robby: No need, help’s on the way. They’ll pick us up in the morning. Torn: Then it’s settled. We stay here for the night, then they can pick us up in the morning. Taryn: sounds good. Tohru: Come on, we gotta find firewood and dinner. It’s getting dark fast... As everyone heads in to the forest, Kya stays for a bit longer on the cliff, gazing at the City of Rogues... ... Later that evening... MoM: *sorting out her beads and pouring over an old spell book* Bowties: *sleeping with Tohru and Torn on the side* HoT: *asleep next to Guncon* SW: *crouched by the fire* You know... I’m hungry. Guncon: Funny, so am I. Bowties: But... what is there to eat out here? GM: Squirrels. ZF: And.... me. *takes off his shirt and poses* Taryn: *goes blind* Donut: TARYN!!! *rushes over to her side then throws SW at ZF* STOP DOING THAT!!! Taryn: *shocked* ZF: Hey baby, no need to be scared, I can last all night. Donut: *starts to get up to beat up ZF, but Taryn stands up first* Wait, where– Taryn: *rushes forward and kicks ZF in the face* ZF: OOOoooooooh that hurt. *flies into nearby bushes* Robby: HAH HAH!!! OWNED!! SW: When will he ever learn...? Donut: ... *shrugs* That works too. Taryn: I know. ZF: HEY! I’M NOT DOWN FOR THE COUNT YET!!! NOW I WILL – Rodney: *comes and puts his hand over ZF’s mouth* Shhh... GM: *appears on the side, short sword and kunai drawn* Don’t say anything.... keep quiet... Rodney: When we were out guarding the campsite, we noticed this figure in a black robe... and it seemed that he had... others with him. GM: We immediately set back for camp, but only one black robe dude was tailing us. Donut: Looks like you led him to us... Cloaked Figure: *approaches the camp fire* Good evening, everyone... Rodney: ... your voice... it sounds so familiar, yet I can’t... I can’t place it... Cloaked Figure: Wake the others up. YOU. *points to Kya* Kya: *glares at the Cloaked Figure and goes about waking everyone up* Torn: what... what’s up...? HoT: Is Yvarg and TZ here? Guncon: Nope, only someone... 10 times worse. MoM: BACK AWAY NOW, SPIRIT OF THE DARK! Bowties: LEAVE NOW BEFORE WE BANISH YOU TO THE WORLD FROM WHENCE YOU CAME! Cloaked Figure: NO! *yells with such loud velocity that it throws everyone back* Guncon: *shaking himself off* You want some of this, huh? YOU WANT SOME!? Kya: Looks like someone’s not messing around. Cloaked Figure: Glad someone got the message. Heh heh. Rodney: *motions to come forward* Cloaked Figure: Heh heh... I’ll come to you alright. The cloaked figure comes rushing towards Rodney and the gang... with a whole army of black-robed figures following him. Torn: EVERYONE! GET READY!!! HoT: *conjures some magic* Frau: *brings out a keyblade* GM: *stands next to Rodney and gets into position* Donut: TORN! WE’RE SET! Torn: Okay, it’s game time people. BREAK! Everyone starts rushing towards the cloaked army and starts to fight. Frau: *cuts through two cloaks, then moves on* ZF: SHINIGAMI TRANSFORMATION! *brings out a medallion and presses it to his chest, separating his soul in Shinigami form from his body* SW: DYNAMIC DUO SW AND ZF, BACK IN ACTION BABY!!! BACK IN BLACK, SHINIGAMI STYLE!!! ZF: *brings out his Zanpakutou* SCORE! AKA-RYU!!! *his sword changes into a red medium broad sword littered with spikes* SW: UNCE! KAIKOU!!! *his sword changes into a Zanbato* CHARGE!!! *starts killing some coats with ZF* Bowties: *surrounded by black hooded figures* Hmm... what to do... Black Hood: Come here girl... let’s have some fun with you... Bowties: *takes out a necktie* Okay boys, let’s have some fun. Black Hood: *laughs* Bowties: shoots out a dozen neckties all around her, each stabbing a Black Hood* MoM: Nice one Bowties! Bowties: Thanks Sensei! HoT: *knocking Black Robes senseless with her Jesus-stick* TAKE THAT! AND THAT!!! And... *sees GM* GM!!! GM: *unconscious* HoT: RODNEY! *looks for Rodney, but he’s locked in battle* First Black Hooded Figure: *walks towards GM, then takes his hood off* HoT: ROBO!? Tohru: Robo...? Kya: *perks up and sees Robo* YOU!!! Torn: Robo... ? Robby: *looks at Robo* .... Robo: Ah, friends, friends... it has been too long. *smiles* I missed you all. MoM: What are you doing here, Robo!? Robo: Merely attending to my duties. Rodney: Well... you’re not getting away with GM!!! *throws a kunai at Robo* Robo: *ignites a red lightsaber and deflects it away* I’m sorry Rodney... the Force is with me. Rodney: So it would seem.... so it would seem... HoT: ROBO! GIVE GM BACK!!!! Robo: I’m sorry... that is something I cannot do. While it was nice seeing you all again... I must go. *turns and runs with GM in tow* Torn: AFTER THEM! DONUT! GUNCON! FRAU! ZF!!! Frau: *hops on his Keyboard and starts to pursue Robo* Donut: *starts running towards ZF, with Guncon next to him* ZF: Broken walls, crumbled barriers, the foundation has crumbled to reveal a state that none has achieved... ATARAXIA, BALANCE OF THE SOUL!!!! A big flash appears and ZF is off towards Robo as well. Robo: *approaching cliff’s end* Donut: ROBO!!! STOP NOW!!! WE DON’T WANT TO HURT YOU!!! Frau: damn... I can’t hit Robo with a fireball without hitting GM... Guncon: ZF!!! FIRE YOUR SPIRIT ARROWS!!! ZF: *leaps forward and draws a spirit arrow* Robo: *jumps off the cliff with GM* Donut: NO!!! ZF: *shoots the arrow* Robo: ARGH!!! *leg gets vaporized* Guncon, Donut, Frau, and ZF all stop at the end of the cliff. Frau: Look... look at his leg... Guncon: sparks... Loose wires and sparks come out of the stump that was Robo’s leg. Guncon: He’s a... robot? Out of the sky comes a silver metallic sphere, which opens up and catches Robo and GM, then flies off towards Dharma. The rest of the gang meets up with Guncon, Donut, Frau, and ZF. Kya: Where’d they go? Bowties: Did they jump? Torn: *spots the metallic sphere* Is that them? Donut: yep. MoM: Now we have to get to Dharma. Robby: Not only to save Precious and Kawaii, but GM too... HoT: DAMMIT! That’s one less guy to fight with.... Frau: ... you guys hear that? SW: Um... no? Wait... yes? WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY!? BAMBI!? Guncon: I know that sound... it’s the sound of– The airship from KG comes out of the sky right in front of them. TZ: *waves from the cockpit* Yvarg: Good Morning! We thought we would’ve had to look for you in the forest, but here you guys are! Torn: We had a rough night. TZ: Like that says anything. Hop in, we’ll take you straight to Dharma’s front gates. SW: YES! SHELTER! ZF: RELAXATION!!! Yvarg: Hey Guncon, heard what happened to the Pamela, sorry to hear such a good airship gone down... Guncon: I know.... I know... :( HoT: *pats his back and walks him onto the airship* Guncon: *starts crying loudly* Meanwhile.... in Dharma, the City of Rogues, in the town center square.... Cr8zy: *in the center with Silver, Precious, Hanz, Alucard, and Bobette* CITIZENS OF DHARMA! I awoke you this morning for a little demonstration of ours, a little token of our thanks, if you will, for allowing us to reside above your lovely city. Citizen: BULL! GET OUT OF HERE YOU MENTAL FREAK!!! Cr8zy: *frowns* Aww, why do you have to be like that for...? Now we all know who the Colossus will attack first... Citizen: *scared like crap* wh–what?! Co-co-colossus?! Cr8zy: *points his palm at the sky and shoots a ball of energy in the sky* Alucard: Let the fireworks begin... muahahahhahahaha... The skies darken and the clouds swirl as a towering Colossus comes down from the heavens, landing in the town square with a thundering roar. The townspeople start running for their lives. Cr8zy: that was a beautiful summon, wasn’t it? And this massive... giant, if you will, is pretty nifty eh? Silver: Whatever you say, sir. Lane: *steps forward* HEY! FOUR-EYES! Cr8zy: *notices Lane* !!! Lane: Finally found you... Now where’s Nicole? Still Searching, accompanied by another group of Adepts, stand ready to fight. KG DREAMER ED SONG “Move Along” by The All American Rejects WHAT IS THIS!? STILL SEARCHING, THE OPPONENTS OF YESTERYEAR, HAVE COME BACK!? WITH REINFORCEMENTS NO LESS!!! WILL THEY BE ABLE TO DISPENSE QUICKLY OF CR8ZY AND HIS GANG!? OR WILL THE INHABITANTS OF INFINITY FORTRESS UNLEASH AN UNMERCIFUL WRATH UPON THESE NEW ALLIES?! FIND OUT... IN THE NEXT KG DREAMER!!! Coming up in the next KG Dreamer... John: KOSHI! ORDERS! Koshi: *running towards Cr8zy* RIKIO! TAKE SILVER!!! JOHN, TAKE ALUCARD!!! LORI, COME WITH ME!!! We’re gonna grab Pre– The Colossus sweeps his hand and knocks out John, Koshi, Rikio, and Lori. John: WHAT WAS THAT MAN!? DIDN’T YOU SEE THAT COMING!? Rikio: ... John: I MEAN IT’S LIKE A FREAKING SKYSCRAPER WITH LEGS AND ARMS, HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE SOMETHING THAT FREAKING HUGE COME UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!? Koshi: SHADDUP! ... NEW PLAN! TAKE DOWN THE COLOSSUS!!! Rikio: roger that. ________________________________________________ Donut: LANE! Lane: yo, sup guys. Torn: What happened here? Kyton: Long story made short? Big huge rock thing with legs is trying to flatten the city, we’re here to stop it. Torn: Okay, here’s the plan. We gotta split up. Shaun: The Globes are here too man. Donut: The Globes? You serious? MoM: Globes...? Donut: Another group of Adepts... a big group of them. Maurice: Basically, they represent all the “good” adepts in this world. Torn: So they’re attacking the Colossus too? Maurice: Yep. Torn: New plan. Donut, SW,. ZF, Bowties, Guncon, and HoT assist the taking down of that huge... thing. Me, Guncon, Frau, Tohru, Kya, MoM, and Rodney will rush the Brady Bunch over there. Rodney: Understood. ZF: WHY DO WE HAVE TO BATTLE THE TOWERING MONSTROSITY!? _________________________________________________ Cr8zy: I think it’s time to show our friends your new powers... 50% though, we wouldn’t want anyone to... disintegrate. Torn: SO WHAT HAPPENS AT 50%?! Silver: What do you think happens at 50%, Tron? Precious: *smiles* You just die. *holds out his hands, which start glowing* END of KG DREAMER, NEW ERA: Expedition Chapter 2 [Cloak and Dagger] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Several weeks after the Still Searching tournament incident... RED ALERT! RED ALERT! SPAMMER APPROACHING PREMISES!!! Torn: *runs to the control panel* Who is it!? Bowties: *typing away at a digital interface* Computer's identified him as Yoh Asakura! Torn: WTF!? THAT PUNK WAS BANNED LONG AGO! Bowties: So was Punk in Druplic... aka PiD... but he's with him as well!!! MoM: *holding a crystal ball, closing her eyes* Torn... we have to stop them now if we're to save Precious in the future. Torn: tch... I know.... dammit, ALL AVAILABLE HANDS TO THE ENTRANCE HALL!!! In the Entrance Hall of KG... Torn: Guncon! Who's not here? Guncon: Rodney's not here, he took GM with him... We sent Kya on recon duty this morning... Donut's not here too, obvious reasons.... oh, and Kawaii's out "shopping." Torn: Down on four people... damn. SW: Not to worry Torn! The 281st Division will make up for whoever's not here. Frau: That's right. Since Donut's not here, SW's filling in as temporary captain and assigned me and Guncon positions in the division. ZF: Yes! So it's not just me, HoT, and SW anymore. HoT: I hardly come to the meetings... >. Torn: Okay, so we need a battle plan. *turns to MoM* MoM: *sighs and takes her crystal ball in her hand* I developed the ability to see the future, to foresee events that have happened before. I can look into a branch of the future, of things that might happen. I can only review one branch of the future once though, meaning that I can't keep looking at the same future again and again. MoM: *closing her eyes* Well, first, we should– Bowties: I want to be on the mission! Torn: What? Bowties: You heard me, I want to fight. Robby: You're new here... are you sure you want to go out on the battlefront? Bowties: I'm never gonna get better if I don't practice, right? And besides, I want to be ready when you guys go back to get Precious. He introduced me here right before he had to... "leave". I want to make sure I personally thank him for brining... home. Frau: *sigh* Torn: you're too young, you haven't been through battle training, and– Bowties: WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE FAITH IN ME!? I'm tired of just sitting idly while everyone does the work... it's those people who fight for KG that makes KG what it is, and I want to be one of those people. Is that so hard to ask? HoT: Why can't we just bring her out? I mean, it's only two guys, if she just stands by and watches us– Bowties: NO!!! BOOM!!!! KG shudders as the two begin their attack. PiD: HEY!!! YOU ladyES GONNA COME OUT OR WHAT?! Yoh: I'M A BUFFET OF MANLINESS!!! Torn: Tch... whatever, just don't blame me if you get hurt out there. Guncon: FINALLY!!! SOME ACTION!!! Frau: Time to test out my new key blades... sweet. HoT: MoM! Bowties! Let's unite with the power of the woman to beat those ugly boys!!! MoM: *opens her eyes and sighs, the smiles* Okay. Bowties: Yay!!! YES! A time to prove my worth! This is my chance to shine!!! On the front lawn... PiD: This is a pretty big lawn you guys got here. I could only pee on about... 25% of it. Torn: Pfft. MoM, battle plan. MoM: Send out the 281st Division first. Torn: SW, do your thing. HoT: YES! WE'RE UP TO BAT TO KNOCK THESE NOOBS SENSELESS!!! Torn: *holds on to HoT's shoulder* Be careful out there, okay? *brings her close and kisses her* HoT: *wraps her arms around Torn and kisses him passionately* Guncon: Okay people... let's get this started before this turns into some rated R scene... SW: 281st DIVISION!!! PHONE IN!!! ZF: THIRD SEATED OFFICER, ZF REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!!! HoT: FOURTH SEATED OFFICER, HoT REPORTING FOR DUTY! Frau: FIFTH SEATED OFFICER! FRAU'S READY TO DANCE, BIOTCHES! Guncon: GUNCON, SIXTH SEATED OFFICER!!! READY TO– Bowties: *rushes past them and starts running towards PiD and Yoh* HoT: BOWTIES!!! SW: HEY!!! THAT'S NOT PART OF THE PLAN!!! ZF: STICK WITH THE PLAN!!! WE DON'T LOST IF WE STICK WITH THE PLAN!!! HEY!!! MoM: ... I looked down a certain branch of time.... and I know the outcome of this fight. When reading the future, certain variables can change the whole time line, which is why you have to be precise when reading the future. For example, when you look into the future and read the time line "If the 281st Division starts off the fight..." then you can see the events that will unfold from that specific action. Bowties: Let's see... who to take care of first... PiD: Come here girl, I'll knock you out, then I'll take you to some cheap motel and knock you UP! Bowties: YOU SICK PERVERTED... FREAK!!! UGH!!! *runs towards PiD and jumps into the air, poised to attack* PiD: Psssh, noob. *holds up his palm to her* SOKATSUI!!! *a blue energy beam is fired at Bowties* Torn: BOWTIES!!! SW: NO!!! Bowties: BOWTIE!!! *brings out a bowtie that grows super huge, deflecting the energy of the beam* PiD: Wow... so the noob has skills. Maybe I'll drug you up first then. Yoh: *giggles and looks at some male bikini models* PiD: *kicks Yoh in the face* Now... time to finish you off girl... Bowties: Not really... *her bowtie shield shrinks back to original size* I have some tricks up my sleeve... PiD: Must be pretty lame with those short sleeves girl... ZF: He has a point there. Frau: WTF!? SHUT UP!!! Bowties: *brings out a necktie* LET'S GO!!! *brandishes it like a whip and starts to attack PiD* PiD: GAH!!! *getting whipped* Yoh: *giggle* Bowties: YOU WANT SOME TOO!? *retracts her necktie* SHOOT HIM DEAD, NECK TIE!!! *her necktie extends straight forward and pierces Yoh* PiD: WHAT THE HECK lady!? YOU JUST MADE YOH BLEED!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! Bowties: You're next? Yoh: *grabs the neck tie and pulls it out of him* Heh heh heh.... time to literally screw your crap up, woman. Torn: crap. Yoh: YEEEEEEAH!!! *rushes forward to Bowties and kicks her up into the air* Bowties: AHHH!!! Yoh: *while Bowties is in the air, jumps up and starts slashing her with a sword like crazy* PiD: *brings out an umbrella* Yoh: NEVER MAKE ME BLEED WOMAN!!! NEVER!!! AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! *laughs like crazy then starts slashing her some more* Bowties: no... stop... *blood raining down upon the ground* ZF: Time to save her. 281st DIVISION!!! Yoh: NOT SO FAST, PUNK!!! *throws a sword right into ZF's forehead* HoT: *screams* Torn: *brings out his guns* This has gone too far... Yoh: You're right, I'll stop cutting her up now. *licks some blood off her neck* HoT: YOU... YOU SICK FREAK!!! Yoh: *cackles madly then kicks Bowties into the ground* PiD: He stopped for now... you had better get that ho some medial attention. Torn: SHUT UP! PiD: *shrugs* Bowties: *struggling to get up* NO!!! I WON'T LET YOU GUYS RUIN THIS FOR ME!!! YOU CAN DEGRADE ME, MAKE ME FEEL WORTHLESS, TREAT ME LIKE DIRT, WHATEVER YOU LIKE, BUT I WILL NEVER, EVER STAND DOWN!!! I WILL FIGHT FOR KG!!! I'LL FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT!!! I WILL– And just like that, it was over. I blacked out, and didn't wake up 'till the battle was way past over. MoM: That's enough, child. *touches Bowties' neck* Bowties: *slumps into MoM's arms, unconscious* MoM: *carries Bowties to the rest of the group* Torn, I have helped you all in your battles against evil. But now it's time to put your leadership skills to the test. This is your chance to prove you can hold Precious' place. I must tend to the wounds of this young one. HoT: Who's gonna be our healer then!? MoM: Kya's on her way back, she forgot to ask for the map to Infinity Fortress. ZF: Eh!? How'd you know that?! MoM: I can look into the future, silly. Yes, I looked into the future. The branch that went according to "If Bowties joins the fight against PiD and Yoh." I knew this would happen, which is why I didn't stop her. I saw in my visions that she would display potential... and an indomitable spirit... two things that would make for an excellent apprentice. I would teach her, and help her become worthy enough to join the elites of KG... so that she could fight for what she beleives in, and live to tell the tale. Meanwhile... as TZ and Yvarg land the airship right outside of Dharma's gates, the gates to the City of Rogues... TZ: Good luck you guys. Yvarg: Yeah, don't die out there. And bring back Precious for us. Bowties: Not to worry! We'll get it done!!! Yatta!! Kya: I like your spirit Bowties!!! Let's get this mission... ACCOMPLISHED!!! *poses* Bowties: YES! *poses with Kya* MoM: *smiles* Donut: Well, let's get this thing started. *looks up at the tall, huge, stone gates and gets ready to push it open* Torn: Game time. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: "Seishun Kyousoukyoku" by Sabomaster SEVEN YEARS! MYSTERIES! QUESTIONS! THEY KNOW WHAT MUST BE DONE!!! KG DREAMER, NEW ERA: Expedition Chapter 3 [we are the beat crusaders] Donut: *pushing the stone gates with all his might* The stone gates won't budge. Taryn: What's that matter Donut? Not strong enough? Ha ha. Donut: You come and push it then, let's see YOU open it. Taryn: I'm smart enough not to try to open something THAT huge... boys will be boys... *shrugs* HoT: Preach on, sister. Donut: :notamused: Frau: Stand back everyone, let the guy with the power to blow stuff up come through... Meanwhile.... in Dharma, the City of Rogues, in the town center square.... Cr8zy: *in the center with Silver, Precious, Hanz, Alucard, and Bobette* CITIZENS OF DHARMA! I awoke you this morning for a little demonstration of ours, a little token of our thanks, if you will, for allowing us to reside above your lovely city. Citizen: BULL! GET OUT OF HERE YOU MENTAL FREAK!!! Cr8zy: *frowns* Aww, why do you have to be like that for...? Now we all know who the Colossus will attack first... Citizen: *scared like crap* wh–what?! Co-co-colossus?! Cr8zy: *points his palm at the sky and shoots a ball of energy in the sky* Alucard: Let the fireworks begin... muahahahhahahaha... The skies darken and the clouds swirl as a towering Colossus comes down from the heavens, landing in the town square with a thundering roar. The townspeople start running for their lives. Cr8zy: that was a beautiful summon, wasn't it? And this massive... giant, if you will, is pretty nifty eh? Silver: Whatever you say, sir. Lane: *steps forward* HEY! FOUR-EYES! Cr8zy: *notices Lane* !!! Lane: Finally found you... Now where's Nicole? Cr8zy: *frowns* Nicole? Nicole Brown? I'm afraid she's not here, can I take a message? Lane: *shoots a fireball past Cr8zy's head* You'll tell me now. Silver: Pfft, or what? Shaun: Or we sic our friends on you. Alucard: We hired you guys before, we know what you guys are capable of, and the closest you guys are to overpowering ANY of us is Silver. Silver: What's THAT supposed to mean.... :notamused: Lane: Maurice, call them up. Maurice: Gotcha man. *brings out a cellphone* Globes? Yeah, send in the 1st Division. No, just the officers. Thanks. *hangs up* The air between the two parties starts to get distorted, and actually splits as if it were opening it's mouth, revealing the image of a bustling workplace. Out from the hole in the air step four people, and the air closes and is back to normal. Koshi: Commander General of the Globes, 1st Division Captain, Kelsey Koshi reporting for duty. Rikio: Rikio Kusano. Vice Captain of the 1st. Lori: Lori Higashi, Third Seated Officer of the 1st Division. You guys called? John: Of course they called, Lori, why else would we be here? Lori: I was being NICE. You know, chit chat, small talk, CONVERSATION.... something emo kids like you have no clue of. :tounge: John: Psh. Silver: And this is...? John: Name's John, John Gaoiran. 4th Seated Officer of the 1st Division, completing this lovely quartet of the four strongest adepts in the world... well, in the Globes, at least. Thomas: Yeah, after I left the Globes that punk took my spot... John: *shrugs* Sucks to be you, mang. Alan: Enough, can't we just get this over with? Kyton: yeah man.... Rikio: Commence mission. John: KOSHI! ORDERS! Koshi: *running towards Cr8zy* RIKIO! TAKE SILVER!!! JOHN, TAKE ALUCARD!!! LORI, COME WITH ME!!! We're gonna grab Pre– The Colossus, Celosia, sweeps his hand and knocks out John, Koshi, Rikio, and Lori. John: WHAT WAS THAT MAN!? DIDN'T YOU SEE THAT COMING!? Rikio: ... John: I MEAN IT'S LIKE A FREAKING SKYSCRAPER WITH LEGS AND ARMS, HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE SOMETHING THAT FREAKING HUGE COME UP RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!? Koshi: SHADDUP! ... NEW PLAN! TAKE DOWN THE COLOSSUS!!! Rikio: roger that. The four start to head towards Celosia. ... Just then, the gang from KG walks into the town square and surveys the situation. MoM: I see Cr8zy and... Precious, and the rest... but no Kawaii, no GM either... and by the gods, what is that monstrosity?! SW: Almost as big as my p33n. Kya: EWWW! THAT'S TOO BIG FOR ANYONE!!! YOU COULD KILL PEOPLE WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT!!! SW: So they say. *sexy pose* Donut: *sees the guys from Still Searching staring down Cr8zy and his gang* LANE! Lane: yo, sup guys. *waves* Torn: What happened here? Kyton: Long story made short? Big huge rock thing with legs is trying to flatten the city, we're here to stop it. Torn: Okay, here's the plan. We gotta split up. Shaun: The Globes are here too man. Donut: The Globes? You serious? MoM: Globes...? Donut: Another group of Adepts... a big group of them. Maurice: Basically, they represent all the "good" adepts in this world. Torn: So they're attacking the Colossus too? Maurice: Yep. Torn: New plan. Donut, SW,. ZF, Bowties, Guncon, and HoT assist the taking down of that huge... thing. Me, Robby, Frau, Tohru, Kya, MoM, and Rodney will rush the Brady Bunch over there with the guys from Still Searching. Rodney: Understood. ZF: WHY DO WE HAVE TO BATTLE THE TOWERING MONSTROSITY!? Torn: THOSE ARE YOUR ORDERS!!! NOW GO!!! ZF: *cries* Frau: Good luck you guys. Donut: Not to worry. 281st DIVISION!!! LET'S ROLL!!! Bowties: But I'm not part of the 281st Division... Donut: Now you are. Now let's go! Bowties: YES!!! The 281st Division, minus Frau, goes off to fight Celosia. Taryn: *running with Donut* What about me?! Donut: What about you!? Taryn: *glares at him* Donut: Okay, okay! Guys, I'll meet up with you later. *breaks off from the pack and brings Taryn to an abandoned house* Taryn: Why'd you bring me here... Donut: This is where you're gonna stay while we fight that.... thing. Taryn: What?! You're not letting me fight?! And leaving me in a place that could be LEVELED at any moment if big Stompy over there comes and stomps OVER HERE?! Donut: You'd know if he's coming. Now STAY HERE. I don't want you to get hurt. Taryn: I SAID TO STOP HOVERING OVER ME DAMMIT!!! Donut: I'M NOT HOVERING!!! Taryn: THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? Donut: TRYING TO PROTECT THE ONE PERSON I LOVE!!! Taryn: ... Donut: ... Taryn: ... Donut: I'll see you after we bring that thing down. You don't have to stay in here, just... stay safe. Please. Taryn: I will. Now go. Donut: *looks at her, hesitates, then runs out of the house* Taryn: *sighs and looks at the door, as if waiting for someone to walk back through it* The door remains closed. Meanwhile, at the battle with Celosia... Bowties: *shielding ZF from falling debris with her bowtie shield* ZF: *brings out Aka-Ryu* NOW!!! Bowties: *dispels her bow tie shield* ZF: *rushes in to attack* Lori: EARTH SUMMONING! CYBELE!!! *presses her palms on the ground and from the Earth emerges a gigantic frog with trees on it's back* Cybele spits out seeds at Celosia, which hit Celosia and start to grow on it. Celosia then proceeds to punching Cybele, causing the summon to vanish as quickly as it came. Lori: NO!!! John: That ain't how it's done... Lori: Then how IS it done?! Rikio: *holds out his hands and his whole body lights up on fire* SW: Hey! Just like Lane! Rikio: *concentrating* Celosia starts to glow red, as if the rock he were made of were turning into lava rocks. Celosia: *starts to lumber towards Rikio* Rikio: KOSHI!!! Koshi: Hah, right. *holds his arms out and closes his eyes* John: This is how it's done... Koshi: *body starting to turn into water* Chillax guys... it's under... CONTROL!!! *quickly turns his hands into fists* Celosia is quickly entombed within a block of ice. Lori: *closes her eyes and holds her hands up in the air* Winter Tomb, 1,000 Cherry Blossoms!!! At that instant, a thousand pink cherry blossom petals appeared around the frozen Celosia and each and every one of them, like bullets, thrust themselves into the frozen titan. ZF: THEY DID IT!!! SW: YATTA!!! Bowties: NOT QUITE!!! EVERYONE HIT THE DECK!!! Guncon: DAMMIT!!! *ducks and hides* Celosia breaks free of the ice, looking quite infuriated. Koshi: This isn't good. Rikio: ... Lori: Oh, you noticed. John: Mang, that wasn't the way to do it!!! Lori: Oh? It wasn't? It was one of the best plans we HAD!!! John: No way, I got some mad skills to show... HOLY CRAP!!! While John was talking, Celosia raised a burning fist and aimed it at John. John: OH crap!!! OH crap!!! Lori: MOVE!!! John: I CAN'T!!! I CAN'T!!! CLANG!!! Donut is in front of the fist, blocking it with his sword. John: 'EY!!! LONG TIME NO SEE!!! Donut: Ha. Likewise. *deflects Celosia's fist away then joins SW, ZF, Bowties, Guncon, and HoT.* HoT: About time... Guncon: I know man, what took you? Donut: had to take care of something. SW: Like your insatiable desire to go and unce that cute girl back there? Donut: Ha ha ha... no. SW: I made a funny! Donut: :notamused: *kicks SW towards Celosia's head* ZF: I take it you DIDN'T do it with her then. Donut: WTF!? DO YOU WANT TO END UP BY BIG BOY'S HEAD TOO!? ZF: :booboo: Donut: no, nothing happened, I just found her someplace safe to hide. ZF: In my pants? Donut: Oh hell screwing no. ZF is screaming as he is jettisoned towards Celosia's head. SW: Hey! ZF!!! *catches ZF* ZF: Thanks bud. Koshi: *comes running over to HoT, Guncon, and the gang with Lori, Rikio, and John* What's the situation? ZF: *from on top of Celosia's head, who is now trying to get the guys off* DONUT!! THERE'S THIS NICE GLOWING CIRCLE ON TOP OF THIS SKYSCRAPER WITH LEGS!!! Donut: *points to ZF* THAT's the plan. It has a weak spot, and thank the Lord it's obvious. John: and? Donut: HoT, carry Guncon and Bowties up there. Guncon, Bowties, use everything you got to pierce that stone circle. Tell SW and ZF to do the same thing. Koshi: What do you suggest we do? Donut: Come with me and hide, that thing's pretty huge. As Donut, Koshi, John, Lori, and Rikio run to find some shelter, a determined looking HoT carries Guncon and Bowties to take down Celosia, a Colossus. Meanwhile... in the town square... Tohru: *Fierce Deity Mode, battling with Alucard* I'M GONNA TAKE YOU DOWN!!! Alucard: *merely dodging the swings from Tohru's FD sword* ha, you know that's not gonna happen... Tohru: SHUT UP!!! *kicks Alucard down into the ground* Rodney, NOW!!! Rodney: Take THIS! *throws a storm of kunai daggers towards Alucard, pinning Alucard down on the ground* Alucard: ARGH!!! *struggles to get free* Tohru: *rushes up in front of Alucard, then with a charged up sword, beheads the Vampire Lord.* That's for biting me... 7 years of interest. Kya: *watching as Frau is dueling with Silver* MoM... Do it soon... MoM: *closing her eyes and chanting a spell* Frau: DAMNIT!!! KEEP STILL!! *takes a swing with his keyblades* Silver: How about... no, Frau? MoM: SPELL OF THE ANCIENT MILLENNIUM!!! PARALYSIS ULTIMA! Silver: *freezes in mid air* Frau: I'm sorry I have to do this Silver... I'm... *raises his Key Blade with tears in his eyes* Robby: DO IT!! DO IT NOW!!! Frau: *breaks down and falls to his knees, crying* I CAN'T!!! I CAN'T KILL HER!!! A cloud of smoke appears and replaces Silver's body with a log. Frau: ... ? MoM: NO! IT'S THE ART OF– Silver: *behind Frau* ...Substitution. *kicks Frau in the back then proceeds to quickly punch Kya and MoM into the surrounding houses* Robby: *draws his sword* Come on, you can't — OOOF!!! *flies into the broken wall of a house that Kya got flown into* Torn: *confronting Cr8zy, Precious, Hanz and Bobette* Hanz: Cr8zy, you can handle it from here. I'll meet Robo at Infinity Fortress with my love. CR8zy: You'll miss the fireworks. *grins* Hanz: *disappears in a flash with Bobette* Cr8zy: Ah.. Together at last. Torn: What? Cr8zy: I think it's time to show our friends your new powers... 50% though, we wouldn't want anyone to... disintegrate. Torn: SO WHAT HAPPENS AT 50%?! Silver: *walks up next to Precious*What do you think happens at 50%, Tron? Precious: *smiles* You just die. *holds out his hands, which start glowing* In Precious' hands appear two swords. Precious: Let's dance, torn. Torn: *brings out his two hand guns* Bring it then. I'll do whatever it takes to get you back. In a flash Torn appears right behind Cr8zy, one hand around his neck and another with a gun pointing to his head. Torn: Game over, Cr8zy. Cr8zy: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU GET BACK THERE?! OH MY, I AM SCREWED!!! Torn: Yes, you are... wait, what? Cr8zy: *smiles and turns around, stabbing Torn with his sword* Torn: *stunned* Cr8zy: It'd be a shame for Precious to unleash himself on you now... being... wounded, and all. Torn: *dropping his guns, holding his stomach, trying to stop the blood from the wound* Precious: But master... I want to show them all my power... my NEW power... My– Guncon: Wanna finish that sentence? The fighters of the Colossus appear on the scene. Torn: Wh... what... what took you guys so long...? HoT: *scoffs* SW had the hardest time about plunging his "sword" into Celosia's head. SW: HEY!!! I WAS CONFUSED!!! John: Only idiots would be confused about something like... what are you, some lewd pervert? Tohru: *comes and joins them with Rodney* Yes, he is, but he's a lovable one. SW: SEE?! I'M LOVABLE! Kya: So it would seem... *joins the group with MoM and Frau* Cr8zy: hmm. Silver didn't do her job... and neither did Alucard. Alucard: *appears behind Cr8zy* What'd you say, eh? Cr8zy: And I thought they killed you~ Alucard: *turns and faces the gang* It will take more than that to vanquish someone with MY powers... Kya knows that. *winks at Kya* Kya: *gives him the middle finger* Donut: Well, Cr8zy, we're all getting along, aren't we? Standing heer, talking, not trying to kill each other... Torn: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP HEAL ME!? Lori: I'll come help. *goes by Torn's side* MoM: Me too. *accompanies Lori* Cr8zy: Feh, you're lucky I'm a fan of theatrics. I'm sure you're acquainted with our new abode, Infinity Fortress? *looks up at the floating castle in the sky* HoT: Yeah... we are... what about it? Rodney: indeed. Cr8zy: Nothing much, really, we'll just kill you when you get up there. Rodney: what? Cr8zy: I'm giving you a chance to live. A chance to turn back now and forget about this. But if you want something, say... Preshy here, then you'll have to climb to the top to get him. Frau: WTF are you talking about... there isn't even any stairs... Precious: *spits at Frau* Get creative. Frau: YOU SON OF A– Precious: give me a reason... please. Give me a reason to slash your pathetic body into... shreds. *starts to play with his swords* Torn: *stands up, healed* Okay... we'll accept your offer. Just don't attack us while we're on the way to the top. Cr8zy: Oh, that sounds negotiable, just as long as these OTHER people don't come up with you. Koshi: Huh? Why not?! Cr8zy: Kelsey Koshi, don't you know anything about fighting fair? We are severely outnumbered as it is and you joining them with your posse would be severely unentertaining. Lori: Who cares about unentertaining?! We have to turn you people in for the crimes you've committed!!! Cr8zy: Aww... write me a ticket, woman. FLASH! Cr8zy, Precious, Silver, and Alucard are gone. KG DREAMER ED SONG: "Where'd You Go" by Fort Minor THE GAUNTLET HAS BEEN THROWN!!! GET TO THE TOP TO HAVE A CHANCE TO SAVE PRECIOUS, GM, AND KAWAII!!! BUT WILL THE PEOPLE OF KG PURSUE THEM IN THE HEAVENS?! AND IF SO, HOW?! DISCOVER THE NEXT STEP IN THE JOURNEY FOR THE CONCLUSION OF THE EXPEDITION ARC!!!! Coming up in the next KG Dreamer... Taryn: *looks up* I don't think we'll find a ladder that strong enough to get up there. SW: Not to worry, THE BURNING RIGHTEOUS FERVOR OF YOUTH SHALL PREVAIL!!! Frau: AMEN! Taryn: ooookay. Tohru: So... how is this "BURNING RIGHTEOUS FERVOR OF YOUTH" supposed to get us up to Infinity Fortress? Frau: Umm... SW: *smiles* NOT A CLUE! ___________________________________ Bartender: You guys can use the rooms upstairs, thanks to you guys we actually have full vacancy. Everyone starts to go upstairs. ZF: LOOK!!! THE BEDS ARE HUGE!!! Robby: I know... sweet. Torn: no, not sweet. Robby: Why? Torn: I don't want to get stuck sleeping with a guy. ZF: Not to worry baby, sleep with me and you'll be shagged like the shagmaster Chewbacca... Torn: Do you WANT me to kill you?! _______________________________ Frau: Wait, Kya knows how to get up there! She did recon for use all these past years! HoT: Hey! That's right!!! *goes outside of Kya's door* Kya, how DID you get up there anyhow? Bowties: And why didn't you remind us that you knew?! MoM: Kya, open up, we need to talk to you!!! Tohru: *tries to fiddle with the doorknob, and the door creaks open* Um... Kya? Kya is nowhere to be found in her room. FIND OUT THE REST IN KG DREAMER, NEW ERA: EXPEDITION CHAPTER 4: [no one stand on the sky] END of KG DREAMER, NEW ERA: Expedition Chapter 3 [we are the beat crusaders] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2007 Back when it felt like there was time for everything... well, for me, anyway... MoM: DON'T GO!!! Donut: I'm already packed, MoM. Rodney: As am I. SW: CAPTAIN!!! DON'T LEAVE US!!! ZF: *crying* Donut: I'll bring home girlfriends for you guys, okay? SW: THANK YOU CAPTAIN!!! ZF: *crying* HoT: Where you guys heading? Rodney: I'll be traveling to the east to hone my skills... Apparently I wasn't much help to the rescue mission or this tournament of yours, so when I come back I'll make sure I'm a valuable commodity to KG. Torn: And you, Donut? Donut: I need to get reacquainted with my old life... my old friends... I just left them, and just like the guys from Still Searching pointed out, that wasn't a good thing. Invader: I see... Tohru: Well... we'll miss you!!! Don't forget, you'll always be welcomed here. Kya: Yeah guys, don't be strangers. Rodney: Not to worry, we will return. Donut: Catch everyone later. Frau: Good luck out there, Donut. And with that, Donut and Rodney parted ways, both leaving KG. And then I really did go to the east to hone my skills... I went back to where I had learned mostly all of the skills I use as a shinobi... Meanwhile... in the Hidden Village of the Souls... Yamamoto: Ah! Rodney! So nice to have you back. Rodney: Yes, indeed, I have come back. Yamamoto: So... what brings you back here? Soi Fong: Indeed... what makes you think you can show your face here after being gone for the past 10 years?! Yamamoto: *slams his walking stick down* SOI FONG! I will NOT tolerate that kind of behavior! If you have a problem with Rodney returning, then so be it, but do NOT turn his homecoming into some personal vendetta for you! Soi Fong: Hmph. *turns and walks out of the room* Yamamoto: Now... what is it that brings you back here? Rodney: I need training. I need training to become stronger and more valuable as a shinobi. I realize shinobi may be just tools of war, but as the western saying goes, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. Yamamoto: Eh... maybe the phrase literally fits, but that saying is applied to... special people, and Rodney, you are to brilliant to be comparted to that saying. Rodney: Thank you, sensei. Yamamoto: That being said, with your sharp mind, there is hardly anything left to be learned. Go visit Captain Shunsui, he'll teach you the next step you should take on our way to being a great shinobi. Rodney: Thank you, sensei. *bows and leaves* Later... at the Shinobi Captain offices... Rodney: *knocks on Shunsui's door* Captain! Captain Shunsui! I need to talk to you! Nanao: *opens the door suddenly* Rodney: Ah! Vice Captain Nanao! Nanao: Rodney... it's been a while. I'd take the time to ask you where you've been, but it seems Shunsui has gone off to nap somewhere... Rodney: oh? Hmm... Nanao: That lazy old fool... always sleeping on the job... Rodney: Let's check the roof, shall we? Nanao: That's where I was planning to look first, let's go. Later... on the roof of the Captain's Offices... Shunsui: *lying down on the roof, sleeping peacefully* Nanao: WAKE UP!!! *slams a great huge book on Shunsui* Shunsui: Heeeeeeey... that hurt, Nanao-chan~ *rubs his head while looking at Nanao* Nanao: *fixes her glasses* You have a visitor. Rodney: *bows* Good afternoon, Captain Shunsui. Shunsui: It's a great afternoon indeed! I'm glad you recognized how nice it was, such a nice afternoon that everyone should relax and fall asleep OOF! Nanao: *just hit Shunsui with her great huge book again* Shunsui: So... What can I do for you today, Rodney? Rodney: Captain... I won't lie to you. I want to get stronger. Shunsui: hmm... really? Rodney: Yes, and please know that I'm asking in earnest. Shunsui: Hmm... Tell me, how do you gauge strength? The number of techniques you know? How many styles you master? Rodney: Well... uh... Shunsui: Well either way, I'll do both! We'll start your training tomorrow, first thing in the morning. Get some sleep now, you hear? Rodney: Oh... um, yes sir, thank you... you do too sir... Shunsui: Heh, not to worry, I'll make sure I get plenty. *winks* Nanao: *hits Shunsui over the head with her great huge book again* Over the next week Shunsui spends some time training Rodney... on the last day... Shunsui: *drinking a cup of sake* Well! I think I've taught you all that I could, Rodney... You knew a lot to begin with. Rodney: Yes, it seems Captain Soi Fong was a great teacher... Shunsui: Yep, she was... and she regrets it. Rodney: Why? Shunsui: Because everyone knows you're better than her. *winks* Rodney: Ha ha... *pours another cup of sake and takes a drink* Shunsui: Well, since there's nothing left to teach you, you should go on and be a teacher as a next step to being a great shinobi. Rodney: A teacher? Shunsui: Yes, much like how I did with you. Get a student, an apprentice, whatever you kids like to call it these days. Rodney: But without the sleeping and drinking, huh? Shunsui: Shh, none of that talk, Nanao will have my neck if she hears I didn't spend all that time teaching. Rodney: *nods* Yeah, I hear ya. A student? An... apprentice? Well, the first place to look for one soon came to mind... Later... at KG...the front lawn is in chaos as it seems that it's been turned into a war-zone... Torn: RODNEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE!? Rodney: Well, I- BOOM! Torn: GET BEHIND THE SAND BAGS!!! Rodney: *gets behind the line of sandbags* Kya: It's Rodney! SW: Yo! Rodnizzle! ZF: WTF?! WHEN DID YOU START TALKING LIKE THAT?! HoT: o.O? Anyways, welcome back Rodney.... Rodney: Um... what's going on? Torn: We're under attack from Yoh and PiD. That's all. Robby: *hops over the sandbags and joins them* Okay, Guncon made it to the hangar, we need one more person to fly our fighter jets and blow these sonova-she-dogs off our turf. Rodney, hey man, you up for the job? Rodney: No, I actually came back for B BOOM!!! Robby: If not you, then we'll have to take you Torn. Torn: tch... fine, I'll go. Rodney: Where's everyone else? GM: Inside, MoM's doing some hardcore healing in there. Tohru took some major damage... hope she's okay... SW: 'FO SHO HOME DAWGIE DOG! ZF: guys... Torn: what? GM: *holds a kunai agaisnt SW's throat* IMPOSTER! ZF: *draws a spirit arrow* I KNEW IT!!! DAMN GM, THOSE SPIDER-SENSES OF YOURS ARE AWESOME! GM: They're not... spider... they're some kind of quasi-psychic intuition... Torn: *points a gun at SW* If you're not SW, who are you? SW: *transforms into Yoh* IT'S ME!!! *cackles* Kya: HEY!!! WHERE'S SW!?!! HoT: MY QUESTION EXACTLY! Yoh: I killed him and ate his liver. HoT: WHAT?! Kya: ._. Yoh: Just kidding babe, he's with PiD. You're gonna have to go and get him while I SLAUGHTER YOU ALL!!! Rodney: *kicks Yoh in the face and throws him towards the other side of the lawn* Now that that's out of the way... Robby: Torn! Let's go now! Torn: Right. Torn leaves with Robby to go meet Guncon at the hangar. Rodney: GM! GM: Yes? Rodney: You had that power for a long time? GM: For a while... yes... Rodney: How would you like to master it... while developing other skills? GM: Um... Rodney: Thank you. *does a sleeper grab on GM's shoulders, putting GM to sleep* HoT: RODNEY!? Kya: ._. This is all so... trippy... and I just got back too.... Rodney: *carries GM on his back* Not to worry, I'll turn him into a worthy ally for our forces. *disappears* ZF: Funny, I thought I heard MoM saying the same thing about Bowties... It was decided. GM would be my apprentice. Though unorthodox in method, I soon began to train him. When he learned he could learn the skills of a shinobi, he was more than willing to participate. I trained him in the forests surrounding KG, slowly moving farther each day. IT was six months before we came upon Dharma... and the strange site we saw from it. Rodney: *stops at the cliff* Well... we stop here for today. GM: Yep, I guess we can't really do much pursuit exercises huh? Considering the path ended and all. Rodney: Yep, you got that B FLASH!!! After the flash, Rodney and GM hear an ear piercing scream... GM: What was that...? Rodney: I don't know, it came from Dharma though, soC GM: *starts to go towards Dharma* Rodney: GM!!! GM: I'll be back! I just want to scout out a way to the city!!! He took about two days. When he came back, he said he found a stairway built into the canyon wall, calling it a Stairway to Heaven. I didn't care, and I immediately got him back to KG. Something didn't sit well with me... but it's okay. After all, no one will stop me from gaining my revenge after what has happened seven years ago. GM has now been trained in my ways, and will prove to be a most valuable ally. I am ready for the coming storm. In fact, I am the clouds and the winds that rage throughout the hurricane. Nothing will get in my way. Nothing. Meanwhile, after the battle with the Colossus and the brief meeting with Cr8zy and his gang... Taryn: *looks up* I don't think we'll find a ladder that strong enough to get up there. SW: Not to worry, THE BURNING RIGHTEOUS FERVOR OF YOUTH SHALL PREVAIL!!! Frau: AMEN! Taryn: ooookay. Tohru: So... how is this BURNING RIGHTEOUS FERVOR OF YOUTH supposed to get us up to Infinity Fortress? Frau: Umm... SW: *smiles* NOT A CLUE! Rodney: *silently brooding* Robby: Look, we need time to plan this, and it's turning dark. I don't know about you guys, but I want to eat something, then get some shut eye. HoT: FOOD. Guncon: We all could use some of that right now. Let=s go find an inn to stay for the night. MoM: sounds good to me. Bowties: Let's go eat~!!! As the gang goes looking for a decent inn to stay at, Kya lingers in the back for a while, staring at Infinity Fortress above. Rodney: Kya, let's go. We'll find out how to get up there in the morning. After all, someone within our group should know how to get up there, right? Kya: *looks guiltily at Rodney, then runs off to join the gang* Rodney: All in due time, all in due time. Meanwhile, at the inn Yadoya... ZF: *stuffing his face with as much food as possible* SW: *following suit* Bowites: Hey! Bet you guys can't out eat me!!! HoT: I'll be her partner. Us versus you guys, and the loser pays half of the party's tab. SW: IT'S A DEAL WOMAN!!! The eating contest between HoT & Bowties and SW & ZF begins. Frau: She's your girl, Guncon. MoM: Indeed, if we only had warned you. Guncon: *shrugs* I don't really care, at least she's okay. *takes a long swig from a bottle of beer* Torn: *discussing tactics with Rodney* Donut: How're you faring? Taryn: Just fine, thank you. Donut: Man... all this stuff is so heavy... I'm really sorry I brought you into this. Taryn: Sorry? Why? Donut: Because of all... all the danger and death and kidnapping and stuff... Taryn: Look. I'm not worried because I've got you and your friends around me. If I get kidnapped, you guys will save me. If I'm in danger, then you guys will get me out of it. If I'm dying... you'll save me. Unless I'm wrong? Donut: Ha, no, not at all. Taryn: Now let's enjoy a nice dinner, shall we? Donut: Yeah, let's. As the eating contest draws to a close... MoM: I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!! THE GIRLS ARE AHEAD OF THE BOYS BY JUST ONE PLATE!!! CAN THE GUYS CATCH UP?! Bowties: *finishes up another plate* I... can't go on... HoT: Me too... I'm done... MoM: IF THE BOYS CAN'T CATCH UP TO THE GIRLS' SCORE, THE GIRLS WIN!!! SW: uhhhhhhhh *faints* ZF: SUCK IT UP!!! TAKE IT LIKE A MAN AND NEVER GIVE UP!!! Frau: YEAH!!! ZF: *finishes another plate* Robby: ONE MORE PLATE MAN!!! ONE MORE PLATE TO TIE!!! Everyone starts chanting ONE MORE PLATE! ONE MORE PLATE! ZF: *lifts his fork* One... more... UGGGGGH!!! *throws up* Robby: ARGH!!! Torn: Geez!!! Kya: THE SMELL!!! THE SMELL!!! MoM: BECAUSE BOTH BOYS HAVE DROPPED OUT, THE GIRLS WIN!!! HoT: YAY!!! Bowties: WOOOOOOOO!!! SW: Ugh... I need to lie down... Rodney: indeed, you look rather... blah, so to speak. ZF: BLAH! *throws up again* Torn: Bartender, got any rooms? Bartender: You guys can use the rooms upstairs, thanks to you guys we actually have full vacancy. MoM: Oh! Well thank you, sir. Everyone starts to go upstairs. ZF: LOOK!!! THE BEDS ARE HUGE!!! Robby: I know... sweet. Torn: no, not sweet. Robby: Why? Torn: I don't want to get stuck sleeping with a guy. ZF: Not to worry baby, sleep with me and you'll be shagged like the shagmaster Chewbacca... UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE!!! Torn: Do you WANT me to kill you?! Tohru: Pretty fast recovery for someone that was dying from a stomach ache... ZF: Want to share a bed with me Tohru? Any ladies want to share a bed? I think I can take up to three. Frau: Such a pig... SW: I CAN TAKE 10!!! Donut: We don't even have 10 girls... Robby: We'd just have to look for some in the city. Kya: I'm not really up to sharing my bed with anyone Torn... Torn: cool, just choose a room then. Kya: *chooses one and closes the door* Torn: Anyone else? SW: Well-- Torn: okay then, let's all start partnering up. We need to get up early to start planning, because if we don't get up early, we'll just be wasting even more time. MoM: I'll share a room with Bowties. Tohru: HoT... can I share a room with you? HoT: Sure! Guncon honey, I'll be rooming with Tohru, 'kay? Guncon: I'm down with that. The girls go off into their rooms. Taryn: ... Torn: Damn, Taryn! I almost forgot about you. Well, it would've been perfect for you to room with Kya, but... Frau: But you're rooming with Donut instead!!! Donut: ...!!! Taryn: Uh, what? SW, ZF, Frau, and Robby shove Donut and Taryn into a room and close the door. Donut: ... *looks at Taryn* Taryn: ... *looks at Donut* Donut: Well... this is awkward. Guncon: Ha, you guys just got rid of the last trace of estrogen. Stupid... Well, I'll room with Frau, I know he's not gay. SW: I AM STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT! I HAVE SLEPT WITH A WOMAN AND LIVED! Guncon: no thanks. Come on man. And uh... *whispers* I wasn't talking about you. Frau: right behind ya. *goes into the room with Guncon* ZF: ... Rodney: I'll room with Robby. Is that okay? Robby: whatever. I'm tired. *goes into the room with Rodney* Torn: Okay you two, go sleep by yourselves. I made sure there's two rooms left, so there's one for me and one for you two. SW: NO!!! ZF: Damn... cunning bastard. Torn: Night guys. *goes into his room* ZF: ... SW: This night will not go to waste!!! *brings out some Yaoi hentai* ZF: ... what's that for? SW: For you of course, best bud!!! ZF: *drags SW into the room and rapes him* SW: *whimper* I'm so sorry... ZF: *throws Chewbacca at SW and SW gets manhandled and more* Later... in the morning... HoT: *walks into the dining room* Morning. Frau: yo. Tohru: Good morning HoT!!! HoT: Heh, morning Tohru. Robby: So like I was saying, it's blocked by an energy shield in case anyone tries to just fly or something right? MoM: Correct. Robby: Why don't we just blast a hole through the shield and have HoT fly us up there? HoT: I'm not that strong!!! Ask new girl to do it!!! Bowties: Who, Taryn? Donut: ... Taryn can't fly. Taryn: Yeah, I can't fly... o.o Robby: ARGH!!! *bangs his head on the table* Tohru: Wait... can't Kya fly too? HoT: Yeah, she can. Frau: But still... can she carry us alll...?... Wait, Kya knows how to get up there! She did recon for use all these past years! Remember?! HoT: Hey! That's right!!! *goes outside of Kya's door* Kya, how DID you get up there anyhow? Bowties: And why didn't you remind us that you knew?! MoM: Kya, open up, we need to talk to you!!! Tohru: *tries to fiddle with the doorknob, and the door creaks open* Um... Kya? Kya is nowhere to be found in her room. MoM: Where.... where is she.... Bartender: You might want to try outside, there's a big commotion out in the city square. HoT: Commotion...? Bartender: Your friends went out quite some time ago. Tohru: wait, who? Bartender: This girl, the bald guy, and the ninja dude. Donut: Rodney? SW: Torn? ZF: Unce? SW: Unce. The gang rushes out to the city square where they find Kya, Rodney, and Torn. HoT: what's happening? Why's there a crowd out here? Kya: ... Frau: They all... the crowd looks like it's waiting to see something... did you guys find a way up? Rodney: She always knew the way up. HoT: I KNEW IT!!! ZF: WHO CARES?! HoT: *kicks SW in the balls* SW: HEY!!! I'M NOT ZF!!! *faints* Tohru: This is great, we got a full night's rest and now we know a way up! MoM: No... something is not right... something is clouded... do you sense it Bowties? Bowties: Indeed... something isn't right... I'm scared MoM... *holds MoM's hand* MoM: Too troubling... too troubling... Robby: Looks like you guys were wrong about that sleeping quietly thing... looks like Torn and Kya were up all night, and Kya's eyes look a puffy and swollen. Like... Guncon: Like she was crying. Tohru: *goes up to Kya and puts her arm around her* Kya.... what's wrong? Kya: *sniffles* Everything... is ready... *sniff*.. We just need... MoM: No... Kya: Yes... we just need-- Taryn: The sacrifice. Bowties: What?! HoT: Yeah, what?! Robby: Whoa new girl, where'd that come from? Donut: Well... Taryn's... psychic. She can read minds, predict the future... that sort of thing. Like a raw version of MoM. Frau: Oh. Well, that explains a lot. Rodney: Well, at least she's not dead weight anymore. Taryn: Excuse me? Donut: Rodney dude... that was uncalled for. Robby: Psychic... hmm... this is interesting. HoT: Kya? What sacrifice? Kya: The sacrifice... to get to Infinity Fortress. The spell required to get up there is very difficult... requiring many symbols and factors to be just right. And... you must know the person as well... Guncon: Person? Frau: Wait, what person? Kya: their soul is taken from their body... And the citizens of Dharma... they defile the corpse. Donut: Bastards... *draws his sword* MoM: Knowing him, Cr8zy must've created this... security system, of sorts. Crude, so crude Cr8zy... in fact, maybe a bit too crude. Kya: Crude, yes, but it isn't Cr8zy. It's he who is... darker than him. Bowties: Who? Torn: Look, can we just get things over with? With each minute that goes by, I'm starting to hate the ideas I'm coming up with when those damn Dharma Rogues get a hold of my body... Donut: WHAT?! Frau: TORN!? TORN'S THE SACRIFICE?! Tohru: NO!!! Guncon: Dude, you're our leader, DON'T DO THIS TO US! Torn: Then who's gonna do it huh?! One of you guys? Tohru: Pick me! I'm willing to die for KG! Torn: None of the girls are going, that's for sure. ZF: Cassanova till the end.. Torn: *looks at ZF* None of the idiots, either. Guncon: But- Torn: you guys are too important to compromise the mission. SW: AND YOU'RE NOT!? Torn: SW, you have a great heart, I wouldn't want some guy to eat it. SW: *cries* DON'T LEAVE!!! Rodney: What about Taryn? We can sacrifice her... and Kya knows her well enough, I trust? Donut: *winces* Torn: Donut's not agreeing with it. Rodney: And... you agree with Donut? Torn: I respect him as a guy, like he does to me. I'm not about to kill his girlfriend. Taryn: I am NOT his girlfriend! Donut: She speaks the truth. Torn: Whatever, I'm going, you're gonna kick some cr8zy Rear. MoM: there's nothing we can do to persuade him otherwise. Torn: Got that right. MoM: Not to mention all paths lead to him being sacrificed... damn it.... Torn: Don't worry, I've made my peace with the world. And with you guys. A good captain goes down with his ship... this is my Titanic, guys. Rodney: Kya, do it now, we have no time to waste, the people are getting impatient. Kya: *clasps her hands together and closes her eyes* A glowing circle appears all around the gang, filled with mysterious symbols and ancient writings. Rodney: This is it. A beam of light shines down upon the gang, engulfing them all in a light. Kya: Mere mortals come to your doorstep, prepared for anything in the beyond. One returns to whence he came, to fulfill the contract of the Devil. The Gates of Hell shall be opened for you, the one who sits on the throne of heaven, are opening the door for light to shine in. Dark Spell of the Ancients, Demon Arts spell 604: Alu-Sousuke Inner Breakdown, Microcrack in Reality. Torn: *closes his eyes* good bye. Torn's soul is separated from his body and is sent to Infinity Fortress. ... I didn't hear the screams... I saw them, I saw everyone, the tears, the sadness... but this is for the best. ... ... ... Several weeks after the Still Searching tournament incident... RED ALERT! RED ALERT! SPAMMER APPROACHING PREMISES!!! Torn: *runs to the control panel* Who is it!? Bowties: *typing away at a digital interface* Computer's identified him as Yoh Asakura! Torn: WTF!? THAT PUNK WAS BANNED LONG AGO! Bowties: So was Punk in Druplic... aka PiD... but he's with him as well!!! ZF: That punk PiD... hee hee hee. MoM: *holding a crystal ball, closing her eyes* Torn... we have to stop them now if we're to save Precious in the future. Torn: tch... I know.... dammit, ALL AVAILABLE HANDS TO THE ENTRANCE HALL!!! In the Entrance Hall of KG... Torn: Guncon! Who's not here? Guncon: Rodney's not here, We sent Kya on recon duty this morning... Donut's not here too, obvious reasons.... oh, and Kawaii's out shopping...? No, wait, her and Alucard left a week ago. Yeah. Torn: Down on four people... damn. SW: Not to worry Torn! The 281st Division will make up for whoever's not here. Frau: That's right. Since Donut's not here, SW's filling in as temporary captain and assigned me and Guncon positions in the division. ZF: Yes! So it's not just me, HoT, and SW anymore. HoT: I hardly come to the meetings... >. Torn: Okay, so we need a battle plan. *turns to MoM* MoM: *closing her eyes* Well, first, we should- Bowties: I want to be on the mission! Torn: What? Bowties: You heard me, I want to fight. Robby: You're new here... are you sure you want to go out on the battlefront? Bowties: I'm never gonna get better if I don't practice, right? And besides, I want to be ready when you guys go back to get Precious. He introduced me here right before he had to... Aleave. I want to make sure I personally thank him for brining... home. Frau: *sigh* Torn: you're too young, you haven't been through battle training, andB Bowties: WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE FAITH IN ME!? HoT: Why can't we just bring her out? I mean, it's only two guys, if she just stands by and watches usB Bowties: NO!!! BOOM!!!! KG shudders as the two begin their attack. PiD: HEY!!! YOU Female DogES GONNA COME OUT OR WHAT?! Yoh: I'M A BUFFET OF MANLINESS!!! Torn: Tch... whatever, just don't blame me if you get hurt out there. Guncon: FINALLY!!! SOME ACTION!!! Frau: Time to test out my new key blades... sweet. HoT: MoM! Bowties! Let's unite with the power of the woman to beat those ugly boys!!! MoM: *opens her eyes and sighs, the smiles* Okay. Bowties: Yay!!! On the front lawn... PiD: This is a pretty big lawn you guys got here. I could only pee on about... 25% of it. Torn: Pfft. MoM, battle plan. MoM: Send out the 281st Division first. Torn: SW, do your thing. HoT: YES! WE'RE UP TO BAT TO KNOCK THESE NOOBS SENSELESS!!! Torn: *holds on to HoT's shoulder* Be careful out there, okay? *brings her close and kisses her* HoT: *wraps her arms around Torn and kisses him passionately* Guncon: Okay people... let's get this started before this turns into some rated R scene... SW: 281st DIVISION!!! PHONE IN!!! ZF: THIRD SEATED OFFICER, ZF REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR!!! HoT: FOURTH SEATED OFFICER, HoT REPORTING FOR DUTY! Frau: FIFTH SEATED OFFICER! FRAU'S READY TO DANCE, BIOTCHES! Guncon: GUNCON, SIXTH SEATED OFFICER!!! READY TO-- Bowties: *rushes past them and starts running towards PiD and Yoh* HoT: BOWTIES!!! SW: HEY!!! THAT'S NOT PART OF THE PLAN!!! ZF: STICK WITH THE PLAN!!! WE DON'T LOST IF WE STICK WITH THE PLAN!!! HEY!!! MoM: ... Bowties: Let's see... who to take care of first... PiD: Come here girl, I'll knock you out, then I'll take you to some cheap motel and knock you UP! Bowties: YOU SICK PERVERTED... FREAK!!! UGH!!! *runs towards PiD and jumps into the air, poised to attack* PiD: Psssh, noob. *holds up his palm to her* SOUKATSUI!!! *a blue energy beam is fired at Bowties* Torn: BOWTIES!!! SW: NO!!! Bowties: BOWTIE!!! *brings out a bowtie that grows super huge, deflecting the energy of the beam* PiD: Wow... so the noob has skills. Maybe I'll drug you up first then. Yoh: *giggles and looks at some male bikini models* PiD: *kicks Yoh in the face* Now... time to finish you off girl... Bowties: Not really... *her bowtie shield shrinks back to original size* I have some tricks up my sleeve... PiD: Must be pretty lame with those short sleeves girl... ZF: He has a point there. Frau: WTF!? SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE ON OUR TEAM! ZF: >. Bowties: *brings out a necktie* LET'S GO!!! *brandishes it like a whip and starts to attack PiD* PiD: GAH!!! *getting whipped* Yoh: *giggle* Bowties: YOU WANT SOME TOO!? *retracts her necktie* SHOOT HIM DEAD, NECK TIE!!! *her necktie extends straight forward and pierces Yoh* PiD: WHAT THE HECK Female Dog!? YOU JUST MADE YOH BLEED!!! YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?! Bowties: You're next? Yoh: *grabs the neck tie and pulls it out of him* Heh heh heh.... time to literally Poke your crap up, woman. Torn: crap. Yoh: YEEEEEEAH!!! *rushes forward to Bowties and kicks her up into the air* Bowties: AHHH!!! Yoh: *while Bowties is in the air, jumps up and starts slashing her with a sword like crazy* PiD: *brings out an umbrella* Yoh: NEVER MAKE ME BLEED WOMAN!!! NEVER!!! AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! *laughs like crazy then starts slashing her some more* Bowties: no... stop... *blood raining down upon the ground* ZF: Time to save her. 281st DIVISION!!! Yoh: NOT SO FAST, PUNK!!! *throws a sword right into ZF's forehead* HoT: *screams* Torn: *brings out his guns* This has gone too far... Yoh: You're right, I'll stop cutting her up now. *licks some blood off her neck* HoT: YOU... YOU SICK FREAK!!! Yoh: *cackles madly then kicks Bowties into the ground* PiD: He stopped for now... you had better get that ho some medial attention. Torn: SHUT UP! PiD: *shrugs* Bowties: *struggling to get up* NO!!! I WON'T LET YOU GUYS RUIN THIS FOR ME!!! YOU CAN DEGRADE ME, MAKE ME FEEL WORTHLESS, TREAT ME LIKE DIRT, WHATEVER YOU LIKE, BUT I WILL NEVER, EVER STAND DOWN!!! I WILL FIGHT FOR KG!!! I'LL FIGHT FOR WHAT'S RIGHT!!! I WILL-- MoM: That's enough, child. *touches Bowties' neck* Bowties: *slumps into MoM's arms, unconscious* MoM: *carries Bowties to the rest of the group* Torn, I have helped you all in your battles against evil. But now it's time to put your leadership skills to the test. This is your chance to prove you can hold Precious' place. I must tend to the wounds of this young one. HoT: Who's gonna be our healer then!? MoM: Kya's on her way back, she forgot to ask for the map to Infinity Fortress. SW: Eh!? How'd you know that?! MoM: I can look into the future, silly. ZF: *gets up and feels his forehead* Whoa... that was a fake sword or somethng? I'M ALIVE!!! ALIVE!!! ALIVE!!! MoM: So it would seem. Glad you're okay, ZF. While MoM goes with Bowties, Torn surveys the damage. Torn: Okay, if anyone get injured, then be sure to go inside and get MoM to heal you, then come the heck back here, okay? HoT: Roger that! Torn: Robby! Guncon! Get to the hangar, and check how many planes we have. Guncon: gotcha, brb. Guncon and Robby head towards the hangar. SW: I'll go help them!!! *follows* Frau: If it weren't for all these guys wanting to kill us, this would be a nice place. ZF: There's only two people we're fighting against. Frau: ... true. Dammit. Rodney: *appears on the battlefield, wondering what in the world is going on* Torn: RODNEY! WHAT'RE YOU DOING HERE!? Rodney: Well, I-- BOOM! Torn: GET BEHIND THE SAND BAGS!!! Rodney: *gets behind the line of sandbags* Kya: It's Rodney! Frau: Kya's back too!?! Kya: Yeah, looks like I came back at a bad time...? SW: Yo! Rodnizzle! ZF: WTF?! WHEN DID YOU START TALKING LIKE THAT?! BUT YOUR BACK AND ALIVE, SO DON'T CARE!!! HoT: o.O? Anyways, welcome back Rodney.... Rodney: Um... what's going on? Torn: We're under attack from Yoh and PiD. That's all. Robby: *hops over the sandbags and joins them* Okay, Guncon made it to the hangar, we need one more person to fly our fighter jets and blow these sonova-she-dogs off our turf. Rodney, hey man, you up for the job? Rodney: No, I actually came back for -- BOOM!!! Robby: If not you, then we'll have to take you Torn. Torn: tch... fine, I'll go. Rodney: Where's everyone else? GM: Inside, MoM's doing some hardcore healing in there. Tohru took some major damage... hope she's okay... SW: 'FO SHO HOME DAWGIE DOG! ZF: guys... Torn: what? GM: *holds a kunai agaisnt SW's throat* IMPOSTER! ZF: *draws a spirit arrow* I KNEW IT!!! DAMN GM, THOSE SPIDER-SENSES OF YOURS ARE AWESOME! GM: They're not... spider... they're some kind of quasi-psychic intuition... Torn: *points a gun at SW* If you're not SW, who are you? SW: *transforms into Yoh* IT'S ME!!! *cackles* Kya: HEY!!! WHERE'S SW!?!! HoT: MY QUESTION EXACTLY! Yoh: I killed him and ate his liver. HoT: WHAT?! Kya: ._. Yoh: Just kidding doll, he's with PiD. You're gonna have to go and get him while I SLAUGHTER YOU ALL!!! Rodney: *kicks Yoh in the face and throws him towards the other side of the lawn* Now that that's out of the way... Robby: Torn! Let's go now! Torn: Right. Torn leaves with Robby to go meet Guncon at the hangar. Torn: You guys armed? Robby: Guncon grabbed a DC-17m Ion Pulse from the armory. I myself grabbed a couple of E-11's. Torn: looks like me and Guncon think alike. Guncon: You know it. Robby: HOLY CRAP! BOGEYS AT 12, TAKE COVER!!! The three take cover in the hallway leading to the hangar as they're pushed back by enemy fire. Torn: Who's shooting?! Robby: I don't know!!! I thought those guys were on the battlefield!!! Wookie: *runs into the hallway, roaring like crazy* Guncon: HEY! ONE OF SW AND ZF'S WOOKIES!!! Robby: DAMMIT! GET THAT WOOKIE OUT OF THE FIRING AREA!!! Guncon: Okay, you tell him to retreat, Robby. Robby: Uh... negative on that. Torn: Lock and load, gentlemen. We're gonna storm. Robby, provide cover fire while me and Guncon head down the corridor. Robby: Affirmative. Guncon: Sounds good, chief. Torn: NOW!!! *starts running down the hallway with guncon, opening fire at whoever's shooting back* Robby: EAT THIS, YOU MOTHER EFFING MOTHER PokeERS!!! *shoots around Guncon and Torn* Guncon: YEAH!! Torn: wait... don't waste your ammo. Guncon: *Stops* Robby: Why'd you guys stop? What happened? Torn: No one's firing. Guncon: What? Torn: *walks up to the end of the corridor and finds two guns on the ground* Guncon: distraction? Torn: No... I think I know what's going on... but... we gotta do this to make sure I'm right. They make it into the hangar. Torn: ... How many aircraft did you say we have? Guncon: Those bastards... All the fighter aircraft is gone from the hangar. Robby: Well, any crash you can walk away from is a good one. Guncon: DAMMIT!!! I JUST BUILT THOSE TOO!!! Pssh... gotta bring out the Shera III now. Torn: Shera... III? What happened to II? Guncon: *pushes a button and a door opens, revealing a large plane with multiple guns outfitted outside of it* Robby: This is what you did with your pay as our flight mechanic? Build a bloody battletank that can fly? Guncon: Damn straight. Get in. The guys get in, with Guncon piloting and Torn and Robby at guns. They fly towards the battlefield. Torn: Guncon, turn on the speaker. Guncon: *does so* Torn: Team KG on the ground! Turn on your radios so we can communicate our plan!!! Robby: signals show everyone's on the network channel. Torn: Ladies, gentlemen, new and old members alike, this is Torn. We currently find ourselves in a predicament: we are under attack. ZF: *listening* Doesn’t he know that we know that already…? HoT: shush!!! Kya: Yeah, let our friend speak. Torn: Those assclowns Yoh and PiD think they’re attacking a building and terrorizing helpless citizens… but they’re wrong. MoM: *looks up* Torn… Torn: They’re attacking our home, which is much more than a house. They’re terrorizing us, who unfortunately for them can defend ourselves. Most of all, they’re launching an attack on our beliefs, and trying to shake the foundations of what we believe in. But we won’t let them win. No, we won’t let them win because we are better than them… and like Hanz always said, “Justice and Love will always prevail.” Frau: Dwarven Vow number 7… Torn: KG, I have a plan to bring these guys down. You ready? Guncon: Roger that, captain. Frau: We’re all yours, Torn. Kya: Let us know what we can do! Torn: Kep, first order of business: Did you find SW? SW: SW IS PRESENT! UNCE! ZF: We found him tied up in ropes in a box. SW: UNCE! Torn: SW, you, ZF, and Frau lead the main assault with Kya and HoT. We’ll cover you from above. When you reach their side, I’ll get back in contact with you. ZF: YOOOOOOOSH!!! ACTION AT LAST MAN!!! SW: 281st DIVISION!!! FORM UP! ZF: ZF, THIRD SEATED OFFICER READY! HoT: HoT, FOURTH SEATED OFFICER READY!!! Frau: FRAU! FIFTH SEATED OFFICER READY! Kya: Come on guys, let’s gooooooooo already. The team moves out onto the battlefield. ZF: All this smoke… and bullets firing everywhere… Kya: *flies two energy beams at the other side* Robby: I see them!!! Torn: Let’s cover them. Guncon: roger that. Torn: *listening to his radio*… Roger that MoM, over and out. Guncon: What was that about? Torn: Our plan, part 2. the ground team makes it into enemy territory. Frau: Can’t believe they actually came and built a base on OUR front lawn… Kya: You can’t blame them, it’s pretty huge and pretty pretty. O.o Yoh: Uh… PiD? PiD: What? Yoh: We have… guests. PiD: Pssh. What do you guys want? Torn: *on the radio* push them back into their bunker, let us know when you’ve successfully completed that objective. Frau: copy that. ZF: *draws a spirit arrow* Let’s go, SW. SW: UNCE TIME BABY!!! Yoh: NOT ON MY WATCH, BOOOOOOOOOOYS!!! ZF and SW battle Yoh. Frau: FLAME ON! *his whole body becomes engulfed in flames, then draws his two key blades* PiD: Oooooh… fire. LET’S GET IT ON, EMO CHILD! Kya: Don’t forget about US!!! *charges up her energy beams* HoT: Oh yeah, you can’t forget about us, baby. *unfolds her wings and brings out a sword* Meanwhile… at Infinity Fortress… Hanz: They’re actually standing up to them… and winning… I’m impressed. Bobette: Especially with so little people… I guess strength comes in small numbers after all. Silver: Come on, they were always gonna win it anyway, they outnumber them a million to one. Hanz: Numbers don’t make a battle… just look at the Galactic Empire… Robo: Ha, they pushed Yoh and PiD into their bunker. Hanz: It would seem they have. They got this battle in the bag. Bobette: Yay!!! Cr8zy: *walks into the room with Alucard and Precious* And what are we watching, my dearies? Hanz: the attack on KG by Yoh and PiD. Why? Cr8zy: Just asking… I thought I heard someone utter a “yay” here. Silver: That was me. Bobette: huh? Silver: Remember, I was cheering for KG? Hanz: What are you doing… Cr8zy: You always were a bold one, Silver. Silver: you always were the dumb one, Cr8zy. Robo: … o.o Cr8zy: Well, I’ll let you continue with your… show. Cheerio. *walks out of the room* Meanwhile… at the battlefield… HoT: You’re going to WHAT?! Guncon: Heard me right. Torn: We have to do this, it’s the only way. SW: NO!!! THAT’S STUPID!!! THAT’S SUICIDE!!! Torn: Don’t worry, I wouldn’t listen to MoM if I didn’t trust her. Robby: same here. Frau: NO!!! YOU CAN’T DO IT!!! Kya: DON’T KILL YOURSELVES!!! Torn: Guncon, go for it. Guncon: Gotcha. ZF: They’re actually gonna do it… ._. Frau: A noble sacrifice to KG… they’ll always be remembered. Kya: Goodbye… The Shera III flies into the bunker, destroying it and creating a massive explosion in its wake. Frau: *drops to his knees* I didn’t think they’d actually do it… ZF: no… HoT: *hugs Kya and cries into her shoulder* Kya: Today’s a sad day. Guncon: Why? Robby: you gotta love parachuting. It’s such a freaking thrill. Torn: no snakes on that plane anymore, huh? Frau: TORN!!! ZF: GUNCON!? Kya: ROBBY?! Guncon: Come on, you didn’t think I’d build a plane with no possible way of surviving a crash, did you? SW: No, of course not. ZF: Says the guy that was crying… SW: I WASN’T CRYING!!! Torn: Well… we just saved KG. Give yourselves a pat on the back, we just secured the home we’ll be using for the next 50 or so years. SW: That’s a lot. O.o ZF: that’s unce-tacular. SW: THAT WAS MY LINE!!! GRAH!!! *shags ZF* Everyone starts laughing. … … … That was my finest hour… I’ll never forget KG, and what she meant to me. I died for my home, for what I believed in, and best of all, on my own terms. So long and goodnight. CONCLUSION of KG DREAMER NEW ERA: Expedition Arc. Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Current Factions: KG Rescue Team/281st Division Tohru- Able to transform with the aid of her FDL mask. HoT- Blessed with the ability to fly, currently going out with Guncon. Guncon- KG’s resident engineer & mechanic & aviator. SW- Vice Captain of the 281st, Shinigami everyone uses for comic relief. Loves to unce. ZF- Third seated officer of the 281st, A shinigami/Quincy hybrid. Loves to unce. Donut- Captain of the 281st, last to return before the expedition. Rodney- Shinobi, mysteriously suspicious. Witnessed with GM the path to Infinity Fortress. MoM- A psychic medium, she can read the future, but often warns that it can change. Bowties- MoM’s apprentice, actually uses ties to attack her enemies. Robby K- swordsman, fighting for what he sees as justice. Taryn- came with Donut upon his return, small traces of psychic prowess. 909th Special Forces/Infinity Fortress Cr8zy: The mastermind behind the plot to capture Precious, for what remains unseen. Hanz: Assisting Cr8zy in his plans and watching it unfold, apparently on the other side. Bobette: Spiritual medium, currently going out with Hanz. Robo: Modifications have been made to his body so he’s more mechanical than human, reports say. Alucard: A vampire that appears to have sever all ties with KG with his alliance with Cr8zy. Precious: KG’s head admin who fell to the dark side when given a hickey by Cr8zy. Silver: A shinobi that excels in martial arts, now known to end fights quite fast. Notable Members remaining at KG: LM30K- a technological genius that moved to KG from ZC. TJP- An expert illusionist, though the citizens of KG know he fights exceptionally well too. TZ- KG’s resident chemist as well as pharmacist, he’s exceptionally adept at his trade. Yvarg- Stealth and weapons expert alike, people wonder how he carries his enormous arsenal. Members in Captivity: Kawaii- during the seven year break, she was seduced and eventually captured by Alucard. GM- Kidnaped during a raid led by Robo, he is Rodney’s student. Members that have left KG: Blaire- Has the ability to communicate with animals, though she has drifted away and hasn’t been seen since the Still Searching incident. Invader- Whereabouts unknown, though extremely adept at healing. K-mage- A strong magician as her name implies, she has also drifted away from KG over the years. The last time we left the KG Rescue Team, their number had decreased by two. GM was captured while Torn valiantly offered his life to allow the people of KG to gain access to the stronghold and headquarters of Cr8zy and his followers: Infinity Fortress. Mostly everyone is unsure about what they’ll find there. Retribution? Rebuking? The light? The truth? As they ascended the beam of light that would take them to Infinity Fortress, they knew one thing: There was something here that sent Kya flying home in tears. Little did they know that tears were part of a three part equation that the citizens of Dharma knew Infinity Fortress contained: Blood, Sweat, and Tears. They would have to sweat and work as hard as they can to stay alive. No matter what, every day someone within their group will die. And yes, there will be blood CRASH!!! ZF and SW sneak into the announcer room. Announcer: WTF!? WHAT’RE YOU DOING!? ZF: MUAHAHAHAHA 281st TILL WE DIE!!! SW: BEHOLD! *shags the announcer* ZF: BEHOLD! *shags the announcer* Announcer: *runs away* SW and ZF high five each other. SW & ZF: And yes, there will be unce. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: “Welcome to the Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance BLOOD! SWEAT! AND TEARS! THREE PROPONENTS TO THEIR DESTINATION... OR HELL? KG DREAMER: Kingdom Infinite CHAPTER 1 [where’s the doorman, I’d like to hang up my coat] At the gate to Infinity Fortress... Kya: Well... we’re here. HoT: Well... the place is really white. Rodney: What would you expect of a palace that situates itself in the sky and is known to be both heaven? Kya: Except that... it’s hell. ZF: *looks over the edge* Wow... that’s a long way down. MoM: Indeed... there’s no coming back from that fall... Kya: nope, because if you fall through the force field, then your soul is ripped from your body. SW: *shiver* Guncon: Well, that just killed the mood. Frau: Let’s just go on, we still have a whole lot of ground to cover, right Kya? Kya: Yeah... Bowties: Is there any other things we should know about Infinity Fortress? Kya: At the end of today, someone’s gonna die? Bowties: ._. Rodney: This should be interesting. Frau: What’s interesting about this man? Rodney: Oh... nothing in particular. Robby: You know, you’ve been tripping me out ever since this morning... what’s wrong with you man? Guncon: I feel the same, did something happen to you? Rodney: Of course not... seriously, what would make you think that? Are you accusing me of something? Frau: Yeah, like enjoying this too much. Rodney: Is it wrong not to... enjoy? Robby: *runs and takes a swing at Rodney* Donut: *appears in front of Robby and catches his fist* DUDE!!! Robby: Get out of my way, Donut. MoM: There’s no use fighting each other, we have a common enemy and that’s that. Guncon: Yeah yeah... Tohru: No, MoM’s right. We can’t be fighting like this... HoT: ugh, can’t we just get the hell along? Donut: Apparently not. Taryn: ... Meanwhile... atop one of the ledges of Infinity Fortress... ???: Look, it’s prey. ???: This prey looks... familiar. ???: If you don’t recognize them, then you must really be the Rear-clown everyone knows you as. ???: Let me play with them, please? ???: Yes, let him be the first to test their strength. ???: Why? ???: *laughs manically* ???: Shut up idiot, they’re looking at us... ???: Yeah, oh, I think a few of them see us... ???: Lord Cr8zy’s meeting starts in a few minutes, so let the ruddy boy go play. ???: Yeah, yeah... let’s go. The group breaks apart. Meanwhile... on the ground... Kya: This is the only entrance. Certain magic prevents you from flying up to the Pavilion directly. Frau: Pavilion? Kya: Kind of like a grand ballroom of sorts for the whole place... it leads to everyone’s quarters. Rodney: Shall we go inside? MoM: Yes, let’s, we’re being watched out here. Kya: There’s always an eye on you, I’m afraid.... The group goes through the front doors and enters Infinity Fortress. Throughout the hall way are pillars of various sizes. ZF: What’s with this room...? Kya: They always did change the entrance hall when there’s “visitors”... SW: Oh? Kya: And when they do... you always know it’s a trap. Everyone, on your guard. *charges her energy waves* ZF: *draws a spirt arrow* Frau: *brings out a keyblade* Come on... come out come out wherever you are... ???: *maniacal laughter* Guncon: !!! ZF: Where’s that coming from? Taryn: There’s no way to tell! There’s just too much pillars! Bowties: She’s right, I don’t even think I can see the walls of the room anymore.... ???: Come out and play... play with ME... Frau: I know that voice.... Robby: Didn’t we kill him? Frau: Apparently... NOT! *takes a swing at a pillar and brings it crashing to the ground* Yoh: *emerges from the pillar* GREETINGS! AHAHAHAHAHAH! *brings out a sword* Frau: come on Yoh, let’s go. Yoh: Fair fights don’t free souls.... AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Frau: *swings his Keyblade at Yoh then draws his second one* Yoh: *parries it and rushes in to strike Frau* Frau: *crosses his keyblades and blocks it at the last moment* Yoh: Heh heh... heh heh... heh. Frau: Where’s your gay porn? Yoh: Where is your boy tonight... AHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH!!! Frau: *forces Yoh off of him* Tch... let me finish him. SW: If you haven’t noticed, you started him yourself. ZF: And I can’t bring myself to quit you... Tohru: Come on Frau! Yoh: SWORDS DANCE! *begins spinning rapidly with his sword* Guncon: Awww crap. Bowties: No!!! Frau!!! Frau: *lights himself on fire and gets into his fighting stance with his keyblades* HoT: He got this in the bag. Can we go on? ZF: Might wanna put on your shades... there’s gonna be some fireworks going down tonight. Yoh: WHAT’S THE MATTER FRAU-FRAU!? CAN’T FIND A WEAK SPOT IN MY ATTACK OF DOOOOOOOOM!? MoM: It’s almost insulting to find someone of his level here, standing up to us. Yoh: WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU SAY LADY?! *stops spinning* Frau: NOW!!! BLAZING SOGENMU!!! (blazing twin phantasm) A fiery clone of Frau appears and appears on the other side of Yoh. Frau: EXECUTE! *starts to slash at Yoh while his clone follows his movements and hits Yoh as well* Yoh: Rrrrrrr RAH!!!! *releases an energy wave that makes Frau stop his attack and his clone to dissipate* Frau: had enough, huh? Yoh: *bleeding profusely* I... You... ha. Ha ha. Hah hah hah... AHAHAH... AHAHAHAHAHhAA AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!! *continues laughing maniacally* Rodney: FINISH HIM! Frau: *leaps into the air above Yoh* MIKAZUKIZAN (crescent moon slash)!!! *fuses his two keyblades into a glowing mega-blade, and gives a swift, strong slash down towards Yoh* Yoh: *slumps onto the floor, bleeding, semi-beheaded* Bowties: *covers her mouth* Tohru: Oh... oh dear... Robby: A bit too messy there man. Frau: Sorry... I kinda got out of hand. HoT: Kinda is an understatement Frau. Kya: No... believe me, if you don’t kill these enemies, they WILL kill you. MoM: what? Kya: These fights are to the death... anyone who resides in Infinity Fortress was bred to fight till either they or their opponent is six feet under. Rodney: I wonder... what was Yoh doing here? I thought we got rid of him... Robby: Don’t tell me he survived that crash... Guncon: Oh hell no, you telling me I destroyed my pride and joy for nothing? Tohru: Kya, did.. was Yoh here when you were doing recon? Kya: No... not at all... Donut: Well this is great, but I think we should move on. ZF: What else is new? SW: This big head of mine. ZF: BOW CHICA BOW WOW! Bowties: Wait... if Yoh’s alive, then we can expect PiD to be alive too... but who else...? MoM: Yoh... he was just a pawn.... oh my goodness, the auras I am starting to pick up in this place are crazy... they might be... they might be too... too– *starts to shake* Frau: *puts a hand on MoM’s shoulder* Not to worry, if we fight smart and with all we got, we can take anything they throw at us. HoT: Yeah! We’re from KG, they should be scared of US! MoM: Darn... now I can’t discern how many left are there... all I can get is a range of their levels... Guncon: A range? MoM: Yes, a range, as in who the strongest is and who the weakest is. Rodney: Obviously Cr8zy is the top of that list. Kya: Don’t jump to conclusions. Rodney: What? Cr8zy’s running this thing isn’t he? Kya: I wouldn’t underestimate any of his subordinates’ powers if I were you, Rodney. MoM: Indeed... And if we were to compare them to Frau, the weakest is five times stronger than him... while... while... HoT: Well? ZF: Spit it out, we’re all men here. MoM: the strongest readings I’m getting are twenty times stronger than Frau... Robby: Wtf?! But he’s one of our best fighters! Frau: Twenty... *drops his keyblades in disbelief* Tohru: Come on, we have to keep climbing to get to the Pavilion. If what Kya said was true, we have to get there before tomorrow. And fast. Guncon: I like what she’s saying. Let’s move out. And the KG rescue team moves on... but meanwhile, on the Pavilion... ???: About time we get to see some action. ???: Indeed, they brought the war to our territory. ???: And what a mistake it was... what a mistake. I can’t wait to feast... ???: Shut up. ???: Did you hear MoM talking about the power level crap? HA! I think we ALL know who the weakest is, yo. ???: HEY! SHUT UP! What I lack in strength I OVERWHELM you in knowledge and cunning. ???: Says Mr. Mimic himself... ha ha. Dumb crap. Cr8zy walks onto the Pavilion, where his subordinates are seated at a long table. ???: What kept you? I recall you calling the meeting at 8, yet is it is 8:15. ???: Who’s asking, mothafu– Cr8zy: You know I won’t stand for that kind of language, PiD. PiD: My bad. ???: That’s right, YO BAD! *gets up and points to PiD* YO BAD! WHAT NOW, SON!? Cr8zy: Now now, sit down TS, before I ask Robo to pop a cap in your, as you like to put it, “funk cracker ghetto Rear”. Robo: And I would do it too. Cr8zy: I know you would, Robo. *smiles* TS: Pssh. Whack, I tell you, whack. ???: *whacks TS across the head* Cr8zy: Silver, was that really necessary? Silver: *sighs* I can answer that by doing it again. TS: Eff you. Silver: *punches TS in the face* ???: So... violent this morning... I wish– ???: That someone would bleed? Oh please. Cr8zy: Kaneda, Alucard, stop fighting. We are no better than the enemy if we keep this up. Oh, Bobette, you haven’t said anything all morning.... Bobette: ... *silent, looks away from Cr8zy* ???: It would be best for you to leave her alone... you wouldn’t want to get me angry today, Cr8zy, especially today of all days... Cr8zy: Hanz, yes, I’m very sorry. Please, accept my apologies. Now that we’re all here... let’s begin our meeting. But first, would you all like a spot of tea? CR8ZY HAS AN ARMY READY TO GO! PREPARING TO DISCUSS STRATEGY AND THE ENEMY, WHAT LIES IN STORE FOR OUR KG RESCUE TEAM? STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT IN THE NEXT KG DREAMER!!! Next time, on KG Dreamer... Meanwhile, at the meeting... Cr8zy: With Yoh’s passing, we are seven away from our goal. TS: Awesome. Silver: Wow, hard to believe we came that far from where we started.... Alucard: Now all everyone has to do is do their job, am I correct? Hanz: Yes, the wheels are in motion. Cr8zy: Of course, of course. Now that that’s settled, may I ask TS, Kaneda, and PiD to excuse themselves to go and make the necessary preparations? Kaneda: I don’t see why not. TS: Sure, come on Kaneda. Kaneda and TS rise from their seats. PiD: ... *doesn’t leave his chair* Cr8zy: I’m sorry PiD, I thought I asked you to leave, did I not? PiD: ... I’m not going. Cr8zy: Excuse me? PiD: Did I stutter? I am LEAGUES better than those two, I should be good enough to be considered a Spade. We all know that energy MoM was sensing was me, anyway. ____________________________________________________________________________ ZF: Are we ever gonna stop and rest? Kya: No, we must keep pressing on. Later on we’ll come to the base of the Pavilion, we can rest there. If we’re quick enough, and SW & ZF stop asking to stop and rest, we’ll get there by night fall. HoT: Yeah, so shut up, ZF. D: ZF:... SW: *ponders* ... *leans in to whisper something to Donut* Donut:... *whispers something to Guncon* Guncon: ... Are we ever gonna stop and rest? Kya: .... Guncon: Hey, it’s a long and tiring climb, I mean we are going up, you know... it’s like climbing a huge hill... tiring... yeah, I’ll stop complaining. ____________________________________________________________________________ Bowties: What’s this? SW: A hall of mirrors.... Robby: Or a dark alley. HoT: I think we should go down the dark alley. Donut: I think a million “I wouldn’t want to meet you in a dark alley” jokes just leapt up in joy. Tohru: At least we can see where the alley leads... who knows where that mirror place goes? Robby: Yeah, but what if the mirror place leads us where we need to go? Bowties: Kya? Which way do we go? Kya: Both are a trap. HoT: What? Kya: More of Cr8zy’s subordinates lie beyond... these are the places where they thrive most... ZF: Let’s split up. Rodney: Well, would you look at that? A good idea coming from the guy who goes around shagging men? I think the world’s coming to an end. ____________________________________________________________________________ Cr8zy: I think that will show you never to question my word, hmm? PiD: Yes... Lord Cr8zy... *on his knees in a pool of blood, without an arm* ____________________________________________________________________________ Also, next chapter, we’ll have two flashback stories! ZF and TOHRU! Find out their stories from the seven-year wait! KG DREAMER ED THEME: “It Ends Tonight” by The All-American Rejects END of KG DREAMER: Kingdom Infinite CHAPTER 1 [where’s the doorman, I’d like to hang up my coat] BONUS ART! TO COMMEMORATE THE SEASON PREMIERE! Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Current Factions: KG Rescue Team/281st Division Tohru- Able to transform with the aid of her FDL mask. HoT- Blessed with the ability to fly, currently going out with Guncon. Guncon- KG’s resident engineer & mechanic & aviator. Kya- Magic user who can fly, is the only one to visit Infinity Fortress and return alive. SW- Vice Captain of the 281st, Shinigami everyone uses for comic relief. Loves to unce. ZF- Third seated officer of the 281st, A shinigami/Quincy hybrid. Loves to unce. Donut- Captain of the 281st, last to return before the expedition. Rodney- Shinobi, mysteriously suspicious. Witnessed with GM the path to Infinity Fortress. MoM- A psychic medium, she can read the future, but often warns that it can change. Bowties- MoM’s apprentice, actually uses ties to attack her enemies. Robby K- swordsman, fighting for what he sees as justice. Taryn- came with Donut upon his return, small traces of psychic prowess. 909th Special Forces/Infinity Fortress Cr8zy: The mastermind behind the plot to capture Precious, for what remains unseen. Hanz: Assisting Cr8zy in his plans and watching it unfold, apparently on the other side. Bobette: Spiritual medium, currently going out with Hanz. Robo: Modifications have been made to his body so he’s more mechanical than human, reports say. Alucard: A vampire that appears to have sever all ties with KG with his alliance with Cr8zy. Precious: KG’s head admin who fell to the dark side when given a hickey by Cr8zy. Silver: A shinobi that excels in martial arts, now known to end fights quite fast. TS: Used to frequent KG, eventually joined Cr8zy's ranks. Kaneda: An exile from KG, Cr8zy recruited him into his army. PiD: Surviving what appeared to be a fatal failed attack on KG, he has joined Cr8zy to fulfill his desires. Notable Members remaining at KG: LM30K- a technological genius that moved to KG from ZC. TJP- An expert illusionist, though the citizens of KG know he fights exceptionally well too. TZ- KG’s resident chemist as well as pharmacist, he’s exceptionally adept at his trade. Yvarg- Stealth and weapons expert alike, people wonder how he carries his enormous arsenal. Members in Captivity: Kawaii- during the seven year break, she was seduced and eventually captured by Alucard. GM- Kidnaped during a raid led by Robo, he is Rodney’s student. Members that have left KG: Blaire- Has the ability to communicate with animals, though she has drifted away and hasn’t been seen since the Still Searching incident. Invader- Whereabouts unknown, though extremely adept at healing. K-mage- A strong magician as her name implies, she has also drifted away from KG over the years. ______________________________________________________________________ I wonder... does everyone have a dark side? Who am I with mine? KG DREAMER PRESENTS AN EXPLANATION TO WHAT EVERYONE DID OVER THE YEARS: KG DREAMER: GAIDEN [suppression of Darkness] Some time before the Yoh/PiD attack... LM30K: Okay, okay, settle down everyone ...we have an important announcement to make this morning. HoT: What about? Tohru: Yes.. What’s with the emergency meeting? LM30K: Those guys at Infinity Fortress want to negotiate a cease-fire and a truce. Robby: What? MoM: You can’t be serious. LM30K: They’re sending their ambassador here as we speak. Tohru: Who is it? A puff of smoke fills the room. ???: Well, this is a nice little homecoming, isn’t it? ZF: I KNOW THAT VOICE!!! Kawaii: No... could it be...? The smoke clears, revealing Alucard. Alucard: Well, hello, hello, and hello. HoT: YOU! Tohru: *grabs her FDL mask* Alucard: I came here under the understanding that both parties were under a cease-fire. If you raise your arms to me, I shall be forced to defend myself. Tohru: ... *lowers her mask* I can’t believe this! Here is the man who turned me into a semi-vampire, and I can’t do anything about it!!! The world really isn’t fair, is it? LM30K: Now, everyone, let’s be seated... Over a few days, the meetings went on. Neither side could come to an agreement, and soon the negotiations reached two weeks. When I wasn’t in that stupid room, discussing with that disgusting man, then I was training. ZF: Okay, let’s try this again. Tohru: Agreed. ZF: *takes off a glove and his wardrobe turns to black robes* Now... we dance. Tohru: *puts on her mask, going into FDL mode* ZF: EN GUARDE! *lunges at Tohru, slashing his sword at her* Tohru: *blocks each of ZF’s hits almost effortlessly, and parries a final hit before forcing him to retreat* ZF: Okay... *puts on a glove and his wardrobe turns into white robes* ... long distance time. Tohru: *nods* ZF proceeds to shoot numerous volleys of arrows at Tohru, which she all dodges. Tohru: That was great, ZF! I think I’m — AHHHHHHHHH! *screams and drops to her knees* ZF: Oh no... *runs over to Tohru and holds her* Don’t.. Don’t change... not now, I’m alone... Tohru: *twitches* I... I can’t help it.. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH* When my other side takes over, I am still aware of what’s going on... it’s just that she controls my body. Who is “she”? I began to call her NegaTohru. ZF: *backs away from Tohru, who is starting to glow* HEL– NegaTohru: *punches ZF across the training room* ZF: *trembling* To.. Tohru... This can’t go on... TZ said if this happened again, I should shoot you... I don’t want to do that Tohru!!! I can’t!!! NegaTohru: She can’t hear you, ZeF. Now I think it’s time to feast... you DO bleed blood, right? *licks her lips* ZF: Uh... uh... NegaTohru: *opens her mouth, brandishing fangs and drooling* ZF: *reaches for the training room emergency button* NegaTohru: *throws her sword right at the switch, causing it to short-circuit* ZF: ._. I’m gonna die without ever having sex with our beloved secretary, Jessica Alba. DON’T YOU FEEL SORRY FOR ME!? NegaTohru: *black wings unfold from her back as she reaches for ZF* ZF: ._. *craps himself... from fear* NegaTohru: I’VE WAITED A LONG TIME FOR THIS, ZF! I’VE– AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! NegaTohru drops to her knees while flashing a cornucopia of colors. Inside of my head, I was already fighting a battle against myself... one that I’ve been fighting ever since he bit me, one that I have to win, or else... I’ll be just like him. ... ... NegaTohru: Even with that pathetic mask, you’re no match for me! Tohru: *FDL mode* Look, I know I can’t get you out of me. We’re partners in this. NegaTohru: *spits in her face* Tohru: *blinks and wipes off the spit* Now... I’m willing to make you a deal. NegaTohru: Tired of all that fighting we just did? You were winning. Tohru: You know as well as I do... NegaTohru: If you kill me, you kill yourself. *smiles* Tohru: Yes. NegaTohru: So what’s on your mind, toots? Tohru: If you can suppress the vampire within me... I’ll let you kill him. NegaTohru: Who? Tohru: *smiles* Your maker. NegaTohru: *smiles* Interesting... you’ll let me assume control? Tohru: Of course. You’ve got to release that inner turmoil somehow, right? NegaTohru: Inner turmoil? Girl, you don’t even know the half of it. Tohru: Um, where are we again? Does it remind of you of something... inside? NegaTohru: Funny. Ha ha. Tohru: So please don’t kill my friend. He didn’t get to sleep with that pretty girl that works for their Division yet. NegaTohru: Sure, whatev. ... ... In the training room... ZF: *panting like crazy, back against the wall, freaked out* Tohru: *back to normal* Ahhh... it’s good to be back. ZF: You sure you’re... back back? Tohru: For now, yup. Tohru walks out of the training room and spots Alucard and Kya passionately kissing in the hallway... before she pushes away and runs into her room, slamming the door. Tohru: ... NegaTohru: *in her head* Can I get him now? Can I? Tohru: no... now’s not the right time... Alucard: *walks down the hallway to Tohru* Hello. Missed me? I hope we can all secure a peaceful future for KG. Tohru: *clenches her fist* Who... who paid you to say that... huh? Alucard: Tsk tsk. *holds out his fist to Tohru* Tohru: *screams and is brought to her knees while holding her vampire wound, which is pulsing with extreme pain* NegaTohru: LET ME GET HIM NOW!!! LET ME!!! Tohru: No... not now... Alucard: Something else to say? No, of course not. I didn’t think so. *snaps his fingers and releases Tohru from the spell* Tohru: *gasping for air on the floor while holding her scar* Alucard: Cheerio. *walks past her down the hallway* Kawaii: *comes out of her room* ALUCAAAAAARD!!! Alucard: Oh, well hello Kawaii... what does the most beautiful girl of KG want with me, I wonder? Kawaii: Well... I was thinking... Alucard: That we should take a walk? Swell, swell... let’s go for a gander, shall we? I was able to qualm my inner demon... but I realized that it wasn’t only her that wanted to get back at Alucard... it was me as well... Kawaii... I hope you know what you’re getting into... that man is a monster. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: “Welcome to the Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance BLOOD! SWEAT! AND TEARS! THREE PROPONENTS TO THEIR DESTINATION... OR HELL? KG DREAMER: Kingdom Infinite CHAPTER 2 [like bowing down to the octagon] Meanwhile, at the meeting... Cr8zy: I’m sure everyone has had their tea, yes? Precious: Correct, master. Cr8zy: Now, let’s get down to business. Cr8zy sits at the table. Cr8zy: With Yoh’s passing, we are seven away from our goal. TS: Awesome. Silver: Wow, hard to believe we came that far from where we started.... Alucard: Now all everyone has to do is do their job, am I correct? Hanz: Yes, the wheels are in motion. Cr8zy: Of course, of course. Now that that’s settled, may I ask TS, Kaneda, and PiD to excuse themselves to go and make the necessary preparations? Kaneda: I don’t see why not. TS: Sure, come on Kaneda. Kaneda and TS rise from their seats. PiD: ... *doesn’t leave his chair* Cr8zy: I’m sorry PiD, I thought I asked you to leave, did I not? PiD: ... I’m not going. Cr8zy: Excuse me? PiD: Did I stutter? I am LEAGUES better than those two, I should be good enough to be considered a Spade. We all know that energy MoM was sensing was me, anyway. Robo: *tea comes out of his nose* Hanz: Just delusions of grandeur, you spoony bard. Silver: yeah, so don’t flatter yourself. PiD: Ha ha, Poke YOU. Alucard: Watch your language before I take a bite out of you, PiD. Robo: And he’d do it too, I KNOW HE WOULD! PiD: let him try... LET HIM! Then I’ll show you all how powerful surviving that damn crash made me. Hanz: What doesn’t kill you... makes you stronger... except in your case, it makes you more stupid. PiD: I’m staying with you guys, because I’m a Spade now. The Sexta Spade, they’ll call me. They’ll FEAR IT! FEAR THE NAME! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Cr8zy: *smiles and nods* If you wish. PiD: *turns around and faces TS and Kaneda* SEE?! I MADE IT! HA HA! I CAN NOW OFFICIALLY PWN YOU BOTH AND THROW RANK IN YOUR FACE!!! AHAHAHAHAHA! I am now a Spade... serving with LORD CR8ZY RIGHT AT HIS SIDE!!! HIS LEFT HAND MAN! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! PUNKS! Cr8zy: Of course, you have to go through our initiation ceremony first. PiD: Ahaha... haha... what... initiation? Cr8zy: *smiles* Meanwhile somewhere in the lower levels of Infinity Fortress... ZF: Are we ever gonna stop and rest? Kya: No, we must keep pressing on. Later on we’ll come to the base of the Pavilion, we can rest there. If we’re quick enough, and SW & ZF stop asking to stop and rest, we’ll get there by night fall. HoT: Yeah, so shut up, ZF. D: ZF:... SW: *ponders* ... *leans in to whisper something to Donut* Donut:... *whispers something to Guncon* Guncon: ... Are we ever gonna stop and rest? Kya: .... Guncon: Hey, it’s a long and tiring climb, I mean we are going up, you know... Kya: ... Guncon: ...it’s like climbing a huge hill... tiring... HoT: D: Guncon: ... yeah, I’ll stop complaining. Robby: Should we be suspicious if we’re not running into anyone? MoM: Good question... after climbing all these levels I would have thought that at least we would have run into some more foot soldiers... Kya: Cr8zy doesn’t have an army of supporters, he has a handful. It’s like a cabinet of generals, of sorts. MoM: but without any army to command... Kya: Exactly. MoM: hmm. Interesting. Robby: So we shouldn’t be suspicious that we’re not running into anyone? MoM: Yes. Robby: Okay. Rodney: What if we run into someone that we’re not familiar with but Kya doesn’t know as well? Like Yoh? Does that person share the same fate as Yoh? Frau: Look, Yoh attacked US, okay? So naturally, we assume that they’re in Infinity Fortress with Cr8zy. Rodney: What if they got here before Cr8zy? Or without Cr8zy? Robby: Bull. Rodney: But it’s probable. SW: Simply put, if it’s a male, then we go ahead and kill the dude. ZF: If it’s a glamours amorous beautiful female, then we take her aside, charm her, and use our incredible suave to woo her and end up in bed with her later tonight. Bowites: :stabbity: Donut: So while I was gone, they really let their inner sexual selves go? Guncon: That’s an understatement. Frau: A SEVERE understatement. SW: Indeed, for I am willing to unce anything that moves. Everyone freezes. SW: ... A SQUIRREL! Everyone gasps. ZF: Come on guys, we were just kidding. Bowties: Kidding? ZF: We can control ourselves. SW: And there wasn’t a squirrel. Rodney: So if there was a squirrel, you’d be raping it right now. SW: OF COURSE NOT! Rodney: just checking. SW: Ladies ALWAYS say yes to SW. Everyone looks at SW. SW: HUMAN ladies. Everyone sighs relief. Meanwhile... on the Pavilion... Cr8zy: Precious, why don’t you show our comrade here what we mean by “initiation”... Precious: Yes, master. Bobette: *has a petrified look on her face then runs away to her quarters, leaving the table* Hanz: *gets up* Really Cr8zy, do you have to be so crude? *goes after bobette* Cr8zy: I only do what is necessary for my cause. Precious: May I begin, master? Cr8zy: Of course, of course. PiD: ? Precious: *brings out a sword* PiD: Wanna fight? Precious: *disappears and reappears by Cr8zy’s side in a flash, holding an arm* Silver: ... PiD: What the... *uses his right arm to try and feel for his other arm, which is gone* Silver: Yeah, takes you a few seconds to realize it, doesn’t it? Precious: PiD, catch.*throws the arm up in the air* PiD: MY ARM! YOU CUT OFF MY BLOODY ARM! Silver: ... Robo: Why is he screaming only now...? Hanz was right about the stupid part... PiD: As soon as I get my arm back— Precious: *snaps his fingers* In the air, PiD’s arm lights on fire and is reduced to cinders and ashes within a few seconds. PiD: *holds his shoulder, screaming in pain* ARRRRRGH!!! MY ARM!!! WHAT DID YOU DO YOU... YOU MONSTER!!! Alucard: I believe that’s what everyone calls moi. Cr8zy: *smiles* Silver: It only hurts when it’s destroyed. Part of Cr8zy’s twisted spell he taught Precious. Robo: How do you know? Silver: Remember that scream 2 months back? Robo: oh. Cr8zy: I think that will show you never to question my word, hmm? PiD: Yes... Lord Cr8zy... *on his knees in a pool of blood, without an arm* Cr8zy: Now go to your stations, Kaneda, TS, and PiD. You know what to do. The three leave the Pavilion. Meanwhile, the gang from KG comes upon something unexpected... Bowties: What’s this? SW: A hall of mirrors.... Robby: Or a dark alley. The crew has come upon two hallways: One that resembles a dark alley and one that is full of mirrors. HoT: I think we should go down the dark alley. Donut: I think a million “I wouldn’t want to meet you in a dark alley” jokes just leapt up in joy. Tohru: At least we can see where the alley leads... who knows where that mirror place goes? Robby: Yeah, but what if the mirror place leads us where we need to go? Bowties: Kya? Which way do we go? Kya: Both are a trap. HoT: What? Kya: More of Cr8zy’s subordinates lie beyond... these are the places where they thrive most... ZF: Let’s split up. Rodney: Well, would you look at that? A good idea coming from the guy who goes around shagging men? I think the world’s coming to an end. Guncon: both are pretty trippy to me... Robby: How about we split into teams, and the first one to get out of their little fine obstacle wins? HoT: What if the mirrors don’t bring us to this Pavilion thing? Kya: Cr8zy wouldn’t leave us a path that doesn’t take us to him... they both lead to the same place: back to the path. Tohru: I see... then all we’d have to do is decide who goes where. Bowties: yup! Tohru: First ones to call captains get to choose teams. ZF: CAPTAIN! SW: CAPTAIN! Donut: ... >. Kya: Hurry and choose... we have to get to our destination by nightfall. SPLASH! THE HEART-WRENCHING DECISION! WHO WILL SW AND ZF CHOOSE?! WHICH PATH WILL THEY TAKE!? WILL THEY SURVIVE?! FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON KG DREAMER!!! Next time on KG Dreamer, find out the assignments for the teams! Also see who the teams will be battling against! Don’t miss it! Also on KG Dreamer: Gaiden, it’s ZeF’s story! Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 You know, when Right Said Fred sang the song “Too Sexy,” it began a revolution. What the ladies don’t know however, is that I actually AM too sexy for my shirt. KG DREAMER PRESENTS AN EXPLANATION TO WHAT EVERYONE DID OVER THE YEARS: KG DREAMER: GAIDEN [make love, not babies] Sometime during the past seven years... ZF: *sitting by his window, sighing* KNOCK KNOCK! ZF: Huh? Oh, come in. Jessica Alba: Hi ZF! ZF: *stands up in a hurry* HI JESSICA! Jessica: Well, here’s your mail, you forgot to pick it up again. ZF: but is it a crime to ask someone so beautiful as you to do this for me everyday? Jessica: Well... ZF: The mere sight of you... it makes my heart melt. Jessica: ZF: *winks and takes the mail from her* Jessica: Well, I gotta go now. Gonna shower, and turn in for an early night. ZF: Sounds good. Jessica: See you tomorrow? ZF: Of course... unless you’d like to run with me in my dreams....? Jessica: Ha ha! You’re so funny, ZF. *goes out of ZF’s room to her own room* ZF: *sighs then falls back on his bed* I know what you’re thinking right now. “OMG JESSICA ALBA?!” Yep, that’s right. She’s our resident receptionist for the 281st, here to help us since Donut left. Lemme tell you, I couldn’t be happier. A little while later... The phone rings. ZF: *picks up* Hello? SW: *on the other end* ... dude. ZF: What is it? SW: There's a hole in my wall and I can see Jessica Alba's room with it... I think she's going to take a shower. ZF: ... I’ll make the popcorn. I know what you’re thinking. You think I’m a sick pig, and that me and SW are just some horny guys who have nothing more pathetic to do than watch Jessica Alba taking a shower. All I can say is that you weren’t there...and for a couple of guys hitting a dry spell, you gotta admit, this was heaven. So our Dinner Movies, as we affectionately called them, lasted for a while... until... A few weeks after their first outing... ZF: *calls up SW* SW: Hello? ZF: Ready for another Dinner Movie? Wink wink? SW: ... wink wink? ZF: You don’t see me now, but I’m winking. SW: ._. Well anyway, I don’t think I’ll be up for one tonight. ZF: But... ever since we found the hole, we have used its powers... THINK OF THE POWERS OF THE HOLE!! SW: That hole’s no good, look what it’s turned you into. ZF: YOU WATCHED RIGHT NEXT TO ME!! SW: I... I have seen the error of my ways. ZF: LIAR!!! YOU JUST WANT THE HOLE TO YOURSELF!!! I’M COMING OVER!!! SW: NO!!! DON’T COME OVER!!! ZF: *hangs up then rushes to SW’s room, banging on the door* LEMME IN!!! SW: NO!!! DON’T COME IN!!! ZF: *bursts through the door, finding SW sitting on his bed with Jessica* SW: *looks down in shame* Jessica: Um... hi ZF. ZF: ._. SW: IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!! ZF: Oh, for a second there it looked like you betrayed me and made love to Jessica Alba. SW: Oh, THAT’S what it looked like? On second thought, maybe I should’ve said... ZF: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! Jessica: No ZF, it’s not what you think!!! SW: It’s not? ZF: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! *runs out of the room, crying* Jessica: ... *slaps SW* SW: What?! Jessica: You didn’t have to joke about it with him... SW: True... Jessica: I thought you were a good guy, sincerely trying to help your friend... but... SW: !!! Jessica: *runs out into the hall to ZF* ZF... are you okay? ZF: He was like a brother to me... and... Jessica: And he was lying... we didn’t do anything. ZF: Huh? Really? Jessica: Yeah.. I was just trying to find out how to do something to long haired guys like you. ZF: Really? May I ask as to what? Jessica: *kisses ZF softly* ZF: ...wow. Jessica: Don’t think I’m a trashy girl or anything, I just... really love your long hair. ZF: I was thinking of cutting it... Jessica: NO! Don’t... please? ZF: *smiles and runs his fingers through Jessica’s hair* Okay... convince me then. Jessica: *gets up with ZF and goes with him into his room* Needless to say, I was the first and to my knowledge, the only person to sleep with Jessica Alba from KG. SW has stayed a virgin until our little outing to the city. I felt a had to repay him somehow. But it was hard for him to get over Miss Alba until then... After a few months... SW: Yo man. ZF: Hey. SW: How was your day? ZF: I just made love to– SW: ZF: *pats his back* Its okay man, I’ll find you a girl someday. SW: I know. ZF: ... *hugs SW* SW: ^____^ Kya’s door opens, and Alucard walks out. Alucard: Come on, just come with me... so we can spend more time together.. Kya: I can’t, this is my home... and I don’t want to be anywhere near Cr8zy... Alucard: I’ll protect you, and you know that. I have power... enough to make him cower. You’d have nothing to fear, my love. Kya: I... I... Alucard: *leans in and kisses Kya* Idle moments such as that one... should not be wasted on verbose shortcomings, dear. Kya: *hugs Alucard tightly* You came back into my life... a changed man... Please, stay that way. Alucard: Look into my eyes. Kya: *looks up into Alucard’s eyes* Alucard: I exist this way only for you... and will stay this way, until death do us part. Kya: *lips quivering* SW: ... so you guys are getting married? Alucard: SW! ZF! I didn’t see you guys there. ZF: Hard not to when you’re passionately in love... Alucard: Is that what you call it? This thing with Miss Alba? ZF: indeed... Alucard: Ha ha... truly funny indeed. ZF: Why? Alucard: Oh... no reason... Well, I must truly be off now, as not to upset Cr8zy. If he gets mad, I won’t be able to present KG’s new terms. Kya: Today’s negotiations have been going well, haven’t they? Alucard: Oh so well. *kisses Kya again* Now, I must be off. Good to see you all. Alucard disappears in a cloud of smoke. Kya: tee hee. *goes back into her room* ZF: ... I wonder what he meant... Alucard, talking about Jessica like that... SW: Me too. ZF: You promise you haven’t slept with her? SW: Promise. ZF: Cool. He was telling the truth, I know it. That’s why we’re brothers. We believe in the truth. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: “Welcome to the Black Parade” by My Chemical Romance BLOOD! SWEAT! AND TEARS! THREE PROPONENTS TO THEIR DESTINATION... OR HELL? KG DREAMER: Kingdom Infinite CHAPTER 3 [mere courtesies before we die is all] We last found ourselves awaiting SW and ZF to decide on who will be on whose team... SW: hmm... who to choose... who to choose... Robby: would you just HURRY THE HELL UP!? SW: FINE!!! I’ll choose first. ZF: Sounds good to me... SW: FIRST!!! I choose... KYA!!! ZF DAMMIT! FINE, I CHOOSE... TARYN! SW: BOWTIES! ZF: MoM!!! SW: TOHRU! ZF: I CHOOSE... wait, was that it? SW: I think it was. HoT:... ? SW: You know, we just chose all the single ladies. HoT: D: Later... after the women beat up on SW and ZF... ZF: okay... teams are as follows... ouch.. SW: *rubbing his head* My team will consist of Kya, Bowties, Tohru, Donut and Rodney. ZF: I got Taryn, MoM, HoT, Guncon, Frau, and Robby. Bowties: <_ took you long enough.> ZF: What can we say? We’re awesome like that. SW: You got it man. SW and ZF strike a sexy pose. SW: I got the dark alley! ZF: Great, my team got the mirrors then. Robby: Just what we need... more opportunities for ZF to look at himself. ZF: OMG! :stabbity: I AM NOT LIKE THAT!!! Tohru: *rummages through her bag and brings out a mirror she shows to ZF* ZF: *runs his hands through his hair* OMG I ISH SHECKS!!! MoM: ... -.- Frau: Well, we’ll meet you guys on the other side. Donut: If it DOES lead to the other side. Guncon: I wouldn’t sweat it dude. MoM: I would. SW: ENOUGH!!! YOU’RE RUINING THE MOMENT!!! Donut: ... what moment? SW: ... Donut: ... ZF: ... SW: D: HoT: OKAY! ANYONE WHO ISN’T ACTING LIKE AN IDIOT, GO DOWN THEIR RESPECTIVE PATH!!! The team breaks up into two, one going down the alley and one into the hall of mirrors. TEAM SW: SW Kya Bowties Tohru Donut Rodney TEAM ZF: ZF MoM HoT Guncon Robby Frau Taryn Meanwhile... outside of Infinity Fortress’s many rooms... Hanz: Come on, here it is. Robo: *extends his left hand into a code slicer* Silver: Me and Bobette’ll keep watch. Bobette: *kisses Hanz on the cheek* Good luck! Hanz: You won’t have to worry, my love. Silver and Bobette run away, towards the end of the hall. Hanz: *inspects the datapad lock on the door* Robo... looks like... 64-bit? Robo: Nope, it’s 128-bit encrypted. See the shorter edges of the program code? Hanz: No offense Robo, but not a lot of people can see what you see with those eyes of yours... heh. Robo: Well... yeah, you have a point. *slices the datapad lock and the door opens* Hanz: You know what to do. Robo: Indeed. Hanz and Robo step into the room... but find someone already occupying it. Cr8zy: *turns around* Ah... you two came to join me. You could’ve knocked, you know. Hanz: You honestly want Robo’s skills to get rusty? Cr8zy: Picking datapad locks like that are child’s play to him... Hanz: As you and I both know. Robo: *takes a seat next to Cr8zy* So... what are we watching today? In front of them are dozens of monitors, with one large central screen, all showing footage of Infinity Fortress. Cr8zy: Those two rooms that I created are playing host to our visitors... Hanz: Hmm... Robo: Sir, where’s PiD? Cr8zy: While I do recognize his insubordination, I feel that he will better serves us here... at least as a guard of the Pavilion. Hanz: Interesting... how is he taking it? Cr8zy: How else? He thinks he’s a Spade, just like you two. Robo: Poor guy. Cr8zy: Yes, indeed.... Oh well, let’s get on with this! They should be approaching our subordinates very soon... Hanz: Then the real fireworks will begin. Cr8zy: Yes... the real fireworks will begin... heh heh. Meanwhle... in the depths in the dark alley... Bowties: It feels like we’ve been walking forever... gah >, Rodney: Who knows... maybe it will go on forever. Kya: You’d like that, wouldn’t you? Donut: Come on guys... we’re on the same damn team for crying out loud... Rodney: I was merely– Donut: Dude, majority of the comment was directed to you. Cut the crap. Rodney: *smiles* Of course, of course. I wouldn’t want to cause any disdain for you all, now would I? Bowties: Hah. Tohru: Is... that him? Donut: Huh? The gang looks up and sees a figure at the end of the alley. TS: Yo. Rodney: TS, it’s been a while... interesting to see you’ve joined up with Cr8zy, of all people... TS: I have my reasons. Tohru: You’re not going to let us pass huh? TS: What do you think? SW: *holds up a cue card for TS* TS: *squints to read it* SW: SAY THE SCRIPT!!! STICK TO THE SCRIPT!!! TS: *clears throat* ... Kya: ... TS: YOU!!!! Bowties: 0_o TS: SHALL NOT!!! Donut: o_0 TS: PAAAAAAAASS!!! Rodney: ... TS: That good, SW? SW: Perfect. Now continue with your killing and fighting and such, for I will be hiding in the back as to not get killed. TS: So who will it be then? Kya: I’m sorry TS... but we need to get to the other side quickly and resume our travels... TS: All I’m asking here– Kya: Which is why I will fight you. TS: hm. Okay, whatever. Your funeral. At the same time... in the hall of mirrors... MoM: You know, this is easier than I imagined. HoT: How come? MoM: I would’ve thought that with all these mirrors, we would’ve gotten lost... but the floor is made out of stone, which easily shows us the path to follow. ZF: These mirrors are so cool. Frau: Hey... and opening! Guncon: Are we done spending time in this poor funhouse? Robby: Not... quite.... The Mirror team emerges into a giant arena laden with mirrors. Kaneda: Heeeeeeeey... you guys made it. Frau: KANEDA?! Kaneda: *bows and smiles* In the flesh. MoM: WHAT’RE YOU DOING HERE YOU DAMN COPYCAT?! Kaneda: Is that any way to treat a long-lost friend? HoT: More like a long-lost pain in the as– Robby: Enough. Let’s get rid of him and move on. ZF: You mean... kill him? Guncon: Unfortunately, it’s either him or us, and I don’t know about you, but I’m happy with my life right now. ZF Oh yeah, you know, me too... yeah.... *sigh* Kaneda: To one up the odds, I’ll take on two of ya. ZF: TWO!? HoT: So if we’re defeated... there goes two of... oh no... MoM: Robby! Guncon! Guncon: Yeah, yeah... Robby: We know what to do MoM, don’t worry. Kaneda: the two of you huh? This will be... fun. Can’t say I was hoping for a girl... who’s the noob, by the way? Taryn: Me? MoM: No one of your concern, Kaneda. HoT: Good luck guys... Guncon: Not to worry HoT, we got this guy. *brings out a long staff with a sharp blade at the end of it* Robby: *brings out his sword and sighs* ....ready? Guncon: Ready. Kaneda: ha ha ha.*snaps his fingers* The rest of the team is teleported to a observation box on the top of the arena. MoM: !!! HoT: No... we can’t... Kaneda: Exactly. If someone gets hurt, you can’t go and kiss their boo-boo... just the way I like it. Guncon: Stop trying to act like you’re such a tough guy. Kaneda: Yes, time to stop acting.... *brings out a weapon just like Guncon’s and a sword identical to Robby’s, one in each hand* Robby: Yep, he’s dead now. Kaneda: Oh... am I? Kaneda rushes at Robby and Guncon, who take up defensive positions. TWO CLASHES HAVE BEGUN!!! KYA VS. TS AND KANEDA VS. ROBBY & GUNCON!!! DEFEAT THEM AND MOVE ON, THERE IS NO TURNING BACK!!! WHO WILL EMERGE ALIVE?! FIND OUT... IN THE NEXT KG DREAMER!!! Next time, on KG Dreamer... Hanz: Well, it was nice seeing you. Robo: Come on... STAY WITH US. Cr8zy: No, I’m afraid I can’t, I have to tend to other matters... The Brothers are paging me again. Robo: Pity... you should just stop calling them. Cr8zy: Well, you have to do what you have to do. *exits the surveillance room* Robo: ... Hanz: ... okay, let’s get to work. Robo: Right. Hanz: And Robo? Robo: Yeah Hanz? Hanz: Lock the door. ______________________________________________________________________________ SW: A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS! TRULY A GRUELING DUEL TO THE DEATH!!! YOU CAN CUT THE SUSPENSE WITH A KNIFE!!! FLASH!! Tohru: Wow. SW: That went by quick. Does this mean we win? ______________________________________________________________________________ MoM: He’s doing the exact same moves as them!!! HoT: Yeah... what made them an awesome duo is ripping them apart... Frau: No... Robby does more than just fight with his sword... he’s holding back. Taryn: Huh? Frau: Watch... though with all these mirrors here, we might end up blind. ______________________________________________________________________________ Silver: ... yo. The gang freezes in shock. Rodney: *reaches out to Silver* Silver... you... Silver: He’s still alive? Rodney: Donut... help me... help me out... let me exact... my... CRASH! KG DREAMER ED THEME: “It Ends Tonight” by The All-American Rejects END of KG DREAMER: Kingdom Infinite CHAPTER 3 [mere courtesies before we die is all] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 THE ALLEYWAY PATH TEAM SW: SW Kya Bowties Tohru Donut Rodney OPPONENT: TS THE MIRRORED PATH TEAM ZF: ZF MoM HoT Guncon Robby Frau Taryn OPPONENT: Kaneda Meanwhile... in an arena filled with mirrors... Kaneda: the two of you huh? This will be... fun. Can’t say I was hoping for a girl... who’s the noob, by the way? Taryn: Me? MoM: No one of your concern, Kaneda. HoT: Good luck guys... Guncon: Not to worry HoT, we got this guy. *brings out a long staff with a sharp blade at the end of it* Robby: *brings out his sword and sighs* ....ready? Guncon: Ready. Kaneda: ha ha ha.*snaps his fingers* The rest of the team is teleported to a observation box on the top of the arena. MoM: !!! HoT: No... we can’t... Kaneda: Exactly. If someone gets hurt, you can’t go and kiss their boo-boo... just the way I like it. Guncon: Stop trying to act like you’re such a tough guy. Kaneda: Yes, time to stop acting.... *brings out a weapon just like Guncon’s and a sword identical to Robby’s, one in each hand* Robby: Yep, he’s dead now. Kaneda: Oh... am I? Guncon: Damn right you are. GO! Robby leads the attack, Guncon following behind. ZF: There has to be some way out of this box... MoM: Unfortunately, there’s no visible way to escape. HoT: DAMMIT!!! Frau: Hey... there isn’t any visible way to get out of the arena either... HoT: What about the way we came in? Frau: *turns around and looks out another window* Nope... looks like it’s been... MoM: Tch... sealed off. HoT: Come on Guncon... Robby... Kaneda: *swipes at the both of them* AH YES! Guncon: *dodges the blow* Kaneda: THINK FAST GUN-NOT!!! *lunges at Guncon* Guncon: *jumps and avoids the lance* Hey... might want to check behind you... Before Kaneda can turn around Robby appears and punches Kaneda square in the face. Kaneda: *flies off to the side* Frau: HEY!!! LOOK OVER THERE!!! At the other end of the arena, an opening in the wall appears. HoT: WHAT IS THAT?! ZF: OUTSIDE!!! AND LOOK DOWN!!! MoM: *looks* Hey... there’s a hole in the floor... Robby: *follows up on his attack and kicks Kaneda up in the air, which Guncon jumps up and kicks him back down* The holes grow bigger. ZF: O.o MoM: This is an interesting system... As we hit Kaneda, the exits appear... Frau: This is awesome! We’ll be out of here in no time!!! Kaneda: So you figured out my system... well... I’M NOT DEAD YET!!! Robby: Give up. You fail. Kaneda: I DON’T THINK SO!!! *wings sprout out from his back* HoT: HEY!!! JUST LIKE ME!!! Kaneda: I can copy anyone’s powers... including all yours. *his arms go on fire* Frau: BASTARD!!! Robby: well... this might take a bit longer than we thought. Guncon: Yeah, we’ll be about a minute late or so. Robby: That’s it, only a minute. Sorry for the inconvenience. Kaneda: YOU GUYS PISS ME OFF!!! COME GET SOME!!! KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: “Dead!” by My Chemical Romance BLOOD! SWEAT! AND TEARS! THREE PROPONENTS TO THEIR DESTINATION... OR HELL? KG DREAMER: Kingdom Infinite CHAPTER 4 Just Before[The Night Their Hearts Fell From Heaven] Meanwhile... in an alley in Infinity Fortress... Kya: I’m sorry TS... but we need to get to the other side quickly and resume our travels... TS: All I’m asking here– Kya: Which is why I will fight you. Donut: You sure? Tohru: Kya... we can handle him... Kya: No, this MUST go by fast... sunset’s coming within three hours, we NEED to get out of here!!! TS: Pssh, whatever. Let’s just do this. Rodney: *silent, smiling* TS: LET’S DO THIS THEN! Kya: Ready when you are. TS: *lunges forward to attack Kya* SW: A BATTLE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS! TRULY A GRUELING DUEL TO THE DEATH!!! YOU CAN CUT THE SUSPENSE WITH A KNIFE!!! FLASH!! Tohru: Wow. SW: That went by quick. Does this mean we win? Rodney: Of course it does. TS no longer belongs to this plane of existence. Kya: COME ON GUYS!!! LET’S HURRY TO CATCH UP AND FIND SOME SHELTER!!! Donut: Wait, why’re we rushing?! Kya: Do you really want to find out the dangers this Fortress contains at nightfall? Tohru: o_o... no... Donut: ...uh, let’s hurry up guys. SW: YOU HEARD THE LADY!!! PICK UP THE PACE! The team rushes through the alley and towards their destination. In the arena... Kaneda: *bleeding, breathing heavily* Damn... you guys... Robby: *breathing heavily* Ha... almost... done.... though I gotta admit... you’re pretty good, man. Guncon: *bleeding and breathing heavily* A bit too good, which is why we gotta get rid of you. Kaneda: Sad because I landed a shot or two? Guncon: THEY WERE BOTH CHEAP!!! *swings his lance at Kaneda* Kaneda: *dodges and goes toward Guncon* While Guncon and Robby are fighting, the rest of the gang has already escaped the box and is waiting for their teammates at the exit... MoM: Everyone here right? ZF: Yeah... Frau: Come on guys... hurry up... HoT: Someone needs to heal Guncon when he’s done. :( MoM: That can wait till when we meet up with the others... we need to find some shelter after this. Frau: Why? MoM: Kya told me that people roam Infinity Fortress at night... living and dead. ZF: ._. MoM: They don’t affiliate themselves with anyone, and they’re sort of like... a third party. I think they’re called the Brothers of Light. HoT: But don’t they come out at dark? MoM: Therein lies the irony of it all. Frau: The Brothers of Light huh? Hmm. Interesting... Meanwhile, at a surveillance room in the upper towers of Infinity Fortress... Cr8zy: Well, would you look at the time... I have to go and attend to something. Hanz: Well, it was nice seeing you. Robo: Come on... STAY WITH US. Cr8zy: No, I’m afraid I can’t, I have to tend to other matters... The Brothers are paging me again. Robo: Pity... you should just stop calling them. Cr8zy: Well, you have to do what you have to do. *exits the surveillance room* Robo: ... Hanz: ... okay, let’s get to work. Robo: Right. Hanz: And Robo? Robo: Yeah Hanz? Hanz: Lock the door. Robo: Done. Running survey of surveillance cameras... Hanz: We need to secure that spot... In the arena... Guncon: I... can’t go on man... Robby: That’s okay, I’ll take things from here. Go back to the group, I’ll be there in a sec. HoT: GUNCON!!! Guncon: I’m coming, I’m coming... Taryn: We’re finished now, aren’t we? I mean we were barely winning with that other guy... Frau: No... Robby does more than just fight with his sword... he’s holding back. Taryn: Huh? Frau: Watch... though with all these mirrors here, we might end up blind. Kaneda: *flies up and throws his lance at Robby* Robby: *appears right behind Kaneda and stabs both of his knees* Kaneda: GRAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *falls to the ground* Robby: PHAETON’S BLADE!!! AWAKEN!!! *Robby’s sword begins to glow* Frau: COVER YOUR EYES!!! MoM: Oh dear... Robby: LIGHT SURGE!!! The whole place is engulfed in a bright light... but suddenly... CRASH!!! SW: HOLY HELL?! IT’S SO DAMN BRIGHT!!! Rodney: What’s this? Is this Robby’s attack? Donut: !!! Kya: I see you took care of things, Robby. The light fades. Robby: Not without Guncon’s help. Kaneda’s corpse lies in the middle of the arena. SW: ZF!!! ZF: SW!!! SW and ZF passionately hug each other. MoM: Well... the team’s back together. SW: Who won!? ZF: We did. > SW: no, WE DID! We beat our guy faster. ZF: Oh. :( SW: tis okay, I’ll make it up to you later. :mmm: The SW team goes up and meets with the ZF team while Rodney goes and inspects Kaneda’s corpse. Rodney: *eyeing the body inquisitively* Bowties: We’re all together again!!! MoM: It’s nice to see you again, Bowties. Bowties: You too MoM!!! And everyone!!! Robby: *sighs* Let’s get going... only an hour till sundown. Tohru: I agree! We should go... now! The ground starts to tremble. Donut: ? ZF: Why is the ground... The ground starts to shake more violently. Kya: Oh no... HoT: The arena is collapsing!!!! The panels of mirrors in the arena start to fall down and pieces of the ceiling come crumbling to the floor. Guncon: CLEAR OUT!!! EVERYONE!!! NOW!!! The group starts to move out of the vicinity. Donut: WAIT! WHAT ABOUT RODNEY!!! Rodney: *looks up and starts to run towards the group* WAIT! CRASH! A huge chunk of the ceiling lands on Rodney. Tohru: OH NO! ZF: Damn... Rodney!!! Frau: It’s too late! We need to clear out!!! FLASH! Silver: ... yo. The gang freezes in shock. Rodney: *reaches out to Silver* Silver... you... Tohru: SILVER?! Kya: O_O Silver: He’s still alive? Kaneda’s dead right? HoT: SILVER?! Silver: Who’s that... Rodney? Is that Rodney? Stuck in that impending crumbling building of doom? Hello Rodney. *waves* Donut: o.o Rodney: Donut... help me... help me out... let me exact... my... re– CRASH! The arena finally collapses, filling the air with dust and debris. Frau: ... whoa. Silver: Ding dong, Rodney’s dead! And Kaneda too!!! Well, killing two birds with one stone, excellent. Kya: What... what are you doing here? Silver: I’ve come to kill you all. Meanwhile... at Infinity Fortress’ surveillance room... Hanz: Cr8zy is still in his chambers, yes? Robo: Affirmative. He hasn’t left his desk yet. Hanz: Good. No one can know Silver’s down there... I only wish we could’ve gone too... Robo: At least she’ll bring them to the Hatch. Hanz: Yes... they’ll be safe from the Brothers there. Robo: Shouldn’t you go change now? Hanz: I will... if you can hold down the fort. Robo: Of course, of course... remember, you built me. Hanz: That I did. Farewell, Robo. At the ruins of the mirrored arena... Silver: *crying* I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUCH!!! Tohru: *hugging Silver, crying too* I MISSED YOU TOO!!! Kya: *in the group hug, hugging Silver* It’S BEEN TOO LONG SISTER, TOO LONG!!! HoT: *in the group hug as well, crying* YOU WHORE-BAG!!! WHY DIDN’T YOU CALL!? While the girls are off crying to the side... MoM: *kneeling down, using her magic to project a map of Infinity Fortress* I don’t know where to go, seriously. Bowties: And if we want to be safe, we NEED to find shelter. Guncon: Well... we could always build something. Use the debris from the arena and all. MoM: There are angry spirits lingering there now... I would not go there... Donut: This is great! Half an hour to sundown and no place to go! And we don’t even know who these “Brothers of Light” are, much less what they can do!!! Silver: About that... follow me. Frau: ? Silver leads them to a wall with a steel door built into it. Silver: This... is the Hatch. Guncon: and this will protect us? Silver: Sure. We got the place wired, we’ll keep watch for you. HoT: ...we? Silver: Robo and Hanz. Kya: That’s good to know. Tohru: What about... Silver: Al? He’s behaving. Sleeping in his room. MoM: And Precious? Silver: *sighs* Unfortunately still under Cr8zy’s spell... we’re trying to snap him out of it, but that’s what you guys are here for. Frau: What can we do? SW:... unce? Silver: That’s up to you to find out... though, no uncing please. SW: otay. Silver: Darn, I need to go. Tohru: Are you gonna be okay? Silver: I will, don’t worry. I got seniority. Love you guys~ *disappears in a puff of smoke* Frau: well... that was... interesting. Kya: Okay, Guncon’s healed. Guncon: Thanks Kya. Robby: *stretches and lies back on a chair* This place doesn’t look that bad... Donut: I think I want to go explore it for a bit... ZF: So many unknown mysteries about this place... Maybe there’s a hot chick waiting just around the corner. Robby: ha, wouldn’t you like that? ZF: WOULDN’T YOU?! HoT: Stupid men. SW: Is there a kitchen in this place? I’m hungry. MoM: For once, I think I agree with you... we’ll rest up here before we continue our journeys. SW: YES! Let’s see, the menu for tonight will include– BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!! Tohru: ...what .... what was that? HoT: The... door? Frau: That door’s made of thick steel!!! And we had to turn a wheel to open it!!! Robby: Yeah.. Like some kind of nuclear shelter... BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!! Bowties: There it is again!!! Taryn: Okay, I don’t know about you guys, but when there’s something banging on my door in a place I know nothing about, it kinda scares me. Kya: Should we answer it? Frau: Well... Donut: I don’t know, should we? MoM: We should... just in case. Bowties: Let’s have our weapons ready in case it’s an enemy!!! ZF: if a fight breaks out... there goes my bachelor pad... Frau: I’ll open the door, you guys get read to defend. BANG!!! BANG!!! BANG!!! Frau: *grabs the wheel and starts to turn it slowly* SW: Wow... our first Brother of Light meeting... ZF: Yeah.. . HoT: *gulp* Guncon: Don’t you worry... I’ll protect you. HoT: Thanks... though I have a really bad feeling... CLANK! Frau: Here we go guys... *opens the door slowly* Meanwhile... in Cr8zy’s quarters... Cr8zy: The wheels are in motion... *grins with satisfaction* AN UNKNOWN ENEMY?! WHO WILL IT BE!? WILL THEY RECOGNIZE THIS NEW FOE!? WITH CR8ZY’S REACTION, IT CAN’T BE GOOD!!! FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS IN THE NEXT KG DREAMER!!! Next time... on KG Dreamer... Frau: *opens the door* ???: HELP ME!!! HoT: !!! Bowties: YOU?! ???: THEY’RE COMING!!! THEY’RE COMING!!! ______________________________________________________________________________ Bobette: *out on a balcony* Good luck... *sighs and looks behind her at an empty bed* ______________________________________________________________________________ Taryn: Am I right? Donut: Well... I won’t lie to you...I– Somewhere above them, they hear footsteps shuffle. Taryn: What was that? Donut: Go inside... I’ll check it out. ______________________________________________________________________________ Silver: *walking to her room* Hey Cr8zy. Cr8zy: Well hello, Gin-chan. Silver: You know, normally, I’d be pissed at you for saying that, but tonight I’ll let it slide. You know, with the plan working and all that jazz. Cr8zy: Yes, yes... just like clockwork, hmm? Silver: you know it. ______________________________________________________________________________ KG DREAMER ED THEME: Nakushita Kotoba by No Regret Life END of KG DREAMER: Kingdom Infinite CHAPTER 4 Just Before[The Night Their Hearts Fell From Heaven] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 (edited) Current Factions: KG Rescue Team/281st Division Tohru- Able to transform with the aid of her FDL mask. HoT- Blessed with the ability to fly, currently going out with Guncon. Guncon- KG’s resident engineer & mechanic & aviator. Kya- Magic user who can fly, is the only one to visit Infinity Fortress and return alive. SW- Vice Captain of the 281st, Shinigami everyone uses for comic relief. Loves to unce. ZF- Third seated officer of the 281st, A shinigami/Quincy hybrid. Loves to unce. Donut- Captain of the 281st, last to return before the expedition. MoM- A psychic medium, she can read the future, but often warns that it can change. Bowties- MoM’s apprentice, actually uses ties to attack her enemies. Robby K- swordsman, fighting for what he sees as justice. Taryn- came with Donut upon his return, small traces of psychic prowess. 909th Special Forces/Infinity Fortress Cr8zy: The mastermind behind the plot to capture Precious, for what remains unseen. His own allies often question his methods of going about things. Hanz: Assisting Cr8zy in his plans and watching it unfold, apparently on the other side. Cunning and brave, he built Robo. Bobette: Spiritual medium, currently going out with Hanz. Robo: Modifications have been made to his body so he’s more mechanical than human, reports say. Reports also say that it took 6 million USD to create him. Alucard: A vampire that appears to have severed all ties with KG with his alliance with Cr8zy. Precious: KG’s head admin who fell to the dark side when given a hickey by Cr8zy. He now fights loyally at Cr8zy's side, though it's unknown what he can actually do. Silver: Secretly snuck away to visit her old friends in the KG Rescue team and helped them find shelter from the Brothers of Light... who's side is she on? PiD: Surviving what appeared to be a fatal failed attack on KG, he has joined Cr8zy to fulfill his desires. Notable Members remaining at KG: LM30K- a technological genius that moved to KG from ZC. TJP- An expert illusionist, though the citizens of KG know he fights exceptionally well too. TZ- KG’s resident chemist as well as pharmacist, he’s exceptionally adept at his trade. Yvarg- Stealth and weapons expert alike, people wonder how he carries his enormous arsenal. Members in Captivity: Kawaii- during the seven year break, she was seduced and eventually captured by Alucard. GM- Kidnaped during a raid led by Robo, he is Rodney’s student. Deceased Yoh- defeated in battle by Frau TS- defeated in battle by Kya Kaneda- defeated in battle by Guncon and Robby Rodney- crushed under a collapsing building Members that have left KG: Blaire- Has the ability to communicate with animals, though she has drifted away and hasn’t been seen since the Still Searching incident. Invader- Whereabouts unknown, though extremely adept at healing. K-mage- A strong magician as her name implies, she has also drifted away from KG over the years. CLANK! Frau: Here we go guys... *opens the door slowly* Previously on KG Dreamer, the gang has found shelter within the Infinity Fortress, in a place Silver had called “The Hatch.” Before getting acquainted with their protection from the dreaded “Brothers of Light” Kya had spoke eerily about, they already had someone beckoning at their door... Frau: *opens the door* GM: HELP ME!!! HoT: !!! Bowties: YOU?! GM: THEY’RE COMING!!! THEY’RE COMING!!! MoM: WHO!? WHO?! GM: CR8ZY!!! KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: “TONIGHT, TONIGHT, TONIGHT” by BEAT CRUSADERS BLOOD! SWEAT! AND TEARS! THREE PROPONENTS TO THEIR DESTINATION... OR HELL? KG DREAMER: Kingdom Infinite CHAPTER 5 The Night Their Hearts Fell From Heaven 1 [moments away from an endless waltz] Meanwhile... in the Hatch... HoT: CLOSE THAT DOOR FRAU!!! Frau: *rushes and seals the door shut* GM: *panting heavily* Kya: GM... is that really you? GM: Yes... yes it is. MoM: Then... you’ll have no problem taking a little test of ours. GM: HUH!? Robby: GM, Rodney died. GM: WHAT?! Guncon: Building fell on him. It’d kill anyone, really. GM: Rodney... sensei... NOOOOOOO!!!! *bursts out in tears* Tohru: That’s him. MoM: I agree. HoT: WHAT’S THIS ABOUT CR8ZY FOLLOWING YOU?! GM: *sniffling* Well.. I escaped from the dungeons– Kya: IMPOSSIBLE! GM: No! It’s true! Someone came and busted me out... said he was a Brother of Light or something... Kya: !!! Guncon: A Brother... of Light? ZF: So are they on our side now or something? Tohru: Let’s hear what else he has to say!!! GM: He told me to run as fast as I can because Cr8zy was always watching, then I saw you guys come in here...I had to get with you guys, I fear for my life.... HoT: So technically no one’s chasing you. GM: Well.. I heard footsteps... but they could’ve been my own. HoT: *smacks forehead* Tohru: Well... this is unexpected. Kya: Yes... I mean... for someone to escape the bowels of Infinity Fortress, even with help... that’s quite a feat. GM: No guards! Nothing! I was... so relieved... MoM: That’s okay GM, you calm down now... Robby: I say we check out the place... find out what kind of things we can use from here. SW: LIKE FOOD! Tohru: Yes! Food! We’ll all eat dinner, then get our night’s rest so we’ll be up and ready tomorrow... sounds like a good plan! Bowties: I’ll help cook! Tohru: Okay! Bowties and Tohru go upstairs, searching for the kitchen. Donut: Well, come on guys, let’s go exploring. Robby: Take them with you, please. SW: US!? ZF: MEEE?! HoT: Duuuuuuur.... Taryn: hah hah, okay, me, Donut, SW and ZF will go looking around... Donut: *shrugs* You heard the lady. *follows Taryn up another path upstairs with SW and ZF* Meanwhile... atop the Pavilion... Silver: *walking to her room* Hey Cr8zy. Cr8zy: Well hello, Gin-chan. Silver: You know, normally, I’d be pissed at you for saying that, but tonight I’ll let it slide. You know, with the plan working and all that jazz. Cr8zy: Yes, yes... just like clockwork, hmm? Silver: you know it. Cr8zy: Well, I’ll bid you good night. Silver: later. Cr8zy walks off. Silver: *sighs* Alucard: taking a little midnight stroll, are we? Silver: :stabbity: Alucard: What’s with the face, Giiiiiiiiin-chan? Silver: Shut up. And that’s how everyone’s face looks when they see you. Alucard: Isn’t it grand? Silver: ha ha. Alucard: I hear you’re not the only one taking a midnight stroll... Silver: You apparently no sense of self awareness, or else you would remember that lo and behold! You’re out here as well. Alucard: Heh heh heh... you know what I mean. Meanwhile... at Bobette’s quarters... FWOOOOSH!!! Bobette: *out on her balcony* Good luck... *sighs and looks behind her at an empty bed* Inside the Hatch... going up a few levels... ZF: these walls... SW: So much graffiti.... ZF: MAYBE THEY BE PROPHECIES!!! SW: I GOT A PLAN! ZF: Oh? SW: LOOK FOR ANY PROPHECY BEGINNING WITH THE LETTER....U!!! ZF: *gasps* YES SIR! SW: Followed by an N!!! ZF: GENIUS!!! SW: to be proceeded by a C!!! ZF: UNC! SW: the last letter be an E... which makes... ZF: UNCE!!! SW: I FOUND SOMETHING!!! Donut: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THIS WORLD, NO MORE UNCE!!! SW: No... it’s not that... it’s a whole bunch of names. ZF: Yeah... look Donut, they’re all on this wall... Donut and Taryn make their way to SW and ZF’s discovery, a wall with scribbled names. Donut: Names... so much names... SW: And they’re all crossed-out... like it’s some sort of hitman’s list. ZF: *shiver* Donut: Kaitlin... Joseph.... Aranux.... Katherine... Jack... Taryn: Blaire, Sawyer, Claire, Jin, Sun.... ZF: Katuragi... Ken.... Donut: All crossed out. ZF: ... Taryn. Taryn: Huh? ZF: No, it’s on the wall, the last on the list... Taryn. SW: And it’s not crossed off!!! Lucky! Donut: *puts his arm around Taryn* Taryn: *clings to Donut* ZF:... oh. SW: Oh... uh... don’t worry, you know, I’m sure this list is nothing! It’s likea laundry list of the A-list people of the sexy world!!! ZF: Yeah... and a hitman’s stalking them all!!! Taryn: *eyes widen and runs away upstairs* Donut: ... SW: Donut: ... *runs after Taryn* ZF: D: Chewbacca: Rawr raw raaaaaaaawwl. ZF: Meanwhile... in another part of the Hatch.... Robby: *closes a door* That room would be good for locking someone up. Guncon: Like our own little hostage prison huh? Robby: You bet man. Tohru: Dinner’s ready!!! HoT: FOOD!!! Kya: *sighs* HoT: Awww cheer up sister! We’re safe here!!! Kya: I... I just have a bad feeling about tonight... HoT: Don’t worry, everything’s going to be– GM: *trips and falls* HoT: ... GM: *grins feebly* Bowties: Should we call the others down? SW: Too late, we’re here!!! ZF: YES! I SMELLED DELICIOUS HOME MADE COOKIN!!! Tohru: I made it~ ZF: YEEEEEEESS! SW: As long as it’s not HERS!!! *points at MoM* MoM: *reddens* I COOK JUST FINE, THANK YOU!!! Guncon: Potions, yes. Dinner, no. No no no no no. ;) MoM: *sighs* You’re right. Everyone laughs heartily and digs in... but on the roof... Donut: *opens a door and finds Taryn sitting on the edge of the roof, looking at the stars* Taryn: You know, we’re pretty high up. I feel like I can see every single star from here. Donut: *takes a seat next to Taryn* And... that’s a pretty long drop too. *looks down* Taryn: I don’t want to think about that. Donut: I know. Taryn: Look, I was just really freaked out by seeing my name on there... I mean of all people, it’s me on there, you know? I just happened to be here, and now what? I’m on death row? Donut: No... don’t worry about it, it’s nothing... Taryn: That’s what you think! I mean it’s hard enough trying to be accepted by everyone here, but... Donut: *pulls Taryn close to him gently* Relax... it’s just you and me right now. And that beautiful sky. Pretty much everything that matters up here, you know. Taryn: *sighs then looks up at Donut and smiles* You’ve been waiting for a nice moment like this with me along, huh? Donut: Ye- what?! Taryn: Am I right? Donut: Well...uh... I won’t lie to you...I– Somewhere above them, they hear footsteps shuffle. Donut: !!! Taryn: What was that? Donut: Go inside... I’ll check it out. Taryn: I can handle myself, maybe if I try and use my powers... Donut: You told me earlier you felt as if they were fading... now go inside. *holds her hands in his* Please. Taryn: *closes her eyes and nods, then goes back inside* Donut: Soar to the heavens ... Falchion. *his sword materializes out of thin air into his hands* The footsteps shuffle again. Donut: Come out... you know, it doesn’t take super hearing to hear someone like you out there... ???: Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight? A masked swordsman jumps out of the sky and in front of Donut. Donut: Who are you? H: They only call me one thing: H. Donut: H huh? How hallucinatingly happy to be having hosted to your hostilities on this here evening... H: *shakes his head and unsheathes his rapier* It is, as you would say... “game time.” Donut: Got that right... it’s game time. A MIDNIGHT VISITOR! H! WHO IS THIS MAN... IF IT IS A MAN!! SOULS WILL COLLIDE AND BLADES WILL BLEED... IN THE NEXT KG DREAMER!!! Next time... on KG Dreamer... Donut: AERIAL BOOST HACK!!! *leaps in the air* H: TOO SLOW! *appears in the air right in front of him and knocks him in the face with the hilt side of his rapier* Donut: GAAAAAAH!!! *falls to the ground* H: He told me you were quite a spectacle... it pains me to see that he was wrong. You are nothing but a mere itch on the backside of Infinity Fortress. Donut: SHUT THE HELL UP! AND– wait... who told you that? H: He did. His name is Hanz. ____________________________________________________________________________ Taryn: *enters the living room to find Robby there* Oh, hi Robby. Robby: Hey Taryn. Taryn: Hey! You called me by name! Not “new girl” or “rookie” or anything! Cool! Robby: Yeah, I guess. Taryn: So... where is everyone? Robby: Sleeping. I sent them to bed. Taryn: Huh? Why? Robby: So they wouldn’t have to see this. ____________________________________________________________________________ HISS!!! A door opens. Cr8zy: Well, well, well... finally ready? Precious: Of course, master. Alucard: Tomorrow will be quite the event, hmm? Precious: Already focusing on tomorrow? I think you forget that tonight is not done. KG DREAMER ED THEME: “Goodbye My Lover” by James Blunt END of KG DREAMER: Kingdom Infinite CHAPTER 5 The Night Their Hearts Fell From Heaven 1[moments away from an endless waltz] Edited August 26, 2007 by mdonut281 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 On the roof of The Hatch... ???: Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil by the pale moonlight? A masked swordsman jumps out of the sky and in front of Donut. Donut: Who are you? H: They only call me one thing: H. Donut: H huh? How hallucinatingly happy to be having hosted to your hostilities on this here evening... H: *shakes his head and unsheathes his rapier* It is, as you would say... “game time.” Donut: Got that right... it’s game time. H: Is that it? You’re willing to fight me just like that? Donut: ... dude, you came out of nowhere and ambushed me and my... Taryn. Technically, you should be answering MY questions. H: Fair enough. Donut: Who the hell are you? H: Wrong question. *lunges at Donut with his sword* Donut: WTF?! *blocks the blow with his own sword* H: I will not lie to you. I was sent to kill you. Donut: Nice, nice. H: And I assume you’re not afraid? Donut: Does it look like I wet myself? H: Yes. Donut: :stabbity: WHAT!? *looks down at crotch* H: *kicks his face and sends Donut flying off to the side* Donut: *rubbing his face* HEY!!! CHEAP SHOT!!! H: *shrugs* I won’t lie to you, I want to have fun tonight. Donut: Then go find a hooker... I’m not the guy you’re looking for. H: You must be delusional or you truly would be scared right now. Donut: ... what? H: Haven’t you heard of people like me? I’m a Brother. A Brother of Light. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: “Paint It Black” by The Rolling Stones BLOOD! SWEAT! AND TEARS! THREE PROPONENTS TO THEIR DESTINATION... OR HELL? KG DREAMER: Kingdom Infinite CHAPTER 6 The Night Their Hearts Fell From Heaven 2 [yell loudly determination, silence you lamb] Meanwhile... inside of the Hatch... Taryn: *enters the living room to find Robby there* Oh, hi Robby. Robby: Hey Taryn. Taryn: Hey! You called me by name! Not “new girl” or “rookie” or anything! Cool! Robby: Yeah, I guess. Taryn: So... where is everyone? Robby: Sleeping. I sent them to bed. Taryn: Huh? Why? Is it that late? Robby: I did that so they wouldn’t have to see this...*walks past her and closes the doors* Taryn: ? Robby: *holds a hand over her mouth* Exverba. Taryn: *opens her mouth to say something but there is no sound* Robby: Now, before I do what I have to do... I have something to tell you. Taryn: *closes her eyes* Robby: What I’m about to do to you isn’t how I judge you as a person. I think you’re a good person. Taryn: *opens her eyes in shock and panic* Robby: So... just know that I’m not acting on my own orders her– WHAM!!! Robby: *drops to the floor, holding his bleeding head* Taryn: *breathing hard with a chair in her hands* Robby: How did you... Taryn: *mouths* Psychic. Robby: Ah. Yes. The rookie. Well, I was gonna make it quick and easy... but you just made it personal. Taryn: *drops the chair in fear* Meanwhile.. On the roof... H: GET UP! Donut: NO! H: GET UP!!! Donut: NO!!! H: *jumps onto a neighboring roof* Donut: RUNNING!? H: Not at all. *rubs his throat with his thumb and forefinger* Donut: What the... need a cough drop? H: *sprays out a red misty cloud* Donut: What... *sniff* ... what is that? Smells like crap... H: The Mist. This is Red. Donut: And...? What doe– GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *starts to writhe on the floor* H: Heh heh. Donut: GET IT OFF!!! IT BURNS!!! IT BURNS YOU FREAK!!! WHAT WAS THAT?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *rolls on the floor madly* H: That’s The Mist. A little move of mine with different elements, depending on how I’d want my opponent to be: in searing, burning pain, paralyzed, asleep... even dead. Donut: *gets up warily* Well... looks like your crap wears off... H: I gave you a small dose and you only came in contact with a small amount of it... consider yourself lucky. Donut: After I consider your DEAD!!! *rushes at H with his sword* H: *parries then kicks Donut away* Donut: *rebounds then leaps into the air* H: *looks up* How are the stars, young one? Donut: DEATH LEAP!! *starts to fall towards H at an amazing rate* H: *holds his arm out and catches Donut one-handedly, then flies him into the wall of a neighboring building* Donut: AAAAAARGH!!! *holds his shoulder, which is bleeding* H: Sorry, I think you might have met with my claw... it’s tucked in my sleeve, I keep it hidden so that it looks like I’m throwing you one-handedly... lucky you, you get to learn all my secrets... but then you’ll be dead. Donut: RAAAAAAAAAH!!! *runs towards H again* H: *kcks Donut with his right leg, dropping him to the ground* Donut: PUNK!!! WHAT’S WITH THESE HIDDEN BLADE CRAP!? H: Hmm? This? *looks down at his leg blades* Oh, nothing. Just makes the duel more fun. Donut: *breathing hard* CURE!!! *places his hand over his stomach where he just got kicked, and it heals* H: Psynergy... interesting. Donut: *gets up, shaking himself off* ... AERIAL BOOST HACK!!! *leaps in the air* H: TOO SLOW! *appears in the air right in front of him and knocks him in the face with the hilt side of his rapier* Donut: GAAAAAAH!!! *falls to the ground* H: Tsk tsk tsk... *shakes his head* Donut: WHAT IS IT!? H: He told me you were quite a spectacle... it pains me to see that he was wrong. You are nothing but a mere itch on the backside of Infinity Fortress. Donut: SHUT THE HELL UP! AND– wait... who told you that? H: He did. His name is Hanz. Meanwhile... in the Hatch... Taryn: *gets flown into a wall, bleeding profusely. She would scream, but no one can hear her voice* Robby: Well, had enough yet? Taryn: *tries to get up* Robby: DAMMIT WOMAN! I TOLD YOU TO STAY DOWN!!! *kicks Taryn in the side, which flies her into a table, breaking it* Taryn: *crying, clutching her wounds* Robby: You must be wondering why no one’s coming to help you... I’ll tell you why. It’s because like I said, I set them to sleep. I have that sort of effect on people where I can make them do what I want to do... all I have to do is will it. Taryn: *looks up at Robby, tears in her eyes* Robby: Please, don’t look at me like that. I DID NOT SPEND THIS WHOLE TIME BEATING YOU TO A PULP TO TRY AND BEG ME TO LET YOU GO!!! *punches her* Taryn: *tries to scream some more, but to no avail* Robby: *kneels down next to her* I gotta tell you, I feel really sorry about doing this. I am not the guy who goes out beating up women at random. Taryn: *looks scornfully at Robby* Robby: I did this because Cr8zy asked me to. If I don’t follow his orders, then all our plans will go to shambles. Taryn: *mouths* Whose plans? Robby: That’s a good question. Too bad you won’t be alive to hear the answer. Taryn: *eyes well up* Robby: You’re dying for justice. We believe in a greater tomorrow. Remember that. Taryn: *breaks down and starts to cry* Robby: Don’t worry, I’ll let you have your voice back soon enough... at the right moment. Meanwhile... on the roof... Donut: Hanz... he put you up to this? H: Of course. Donut: That... that bastard... H: Now will you fight me evenly? I know you’re capable of remarkable speed. Donut: You want a duel? *sighs* .... you got one. H: *brandishes his rapier* Donut: *disappears* H: ... Donut: here. H: *slashes out to his left* Donut: GRAND GAIA!!! *rocks start flying at H from his right* H: OOF! *gets hit by the rocks* Donut: *spits on the ground* H: *gets up and slashes the remaining rocks flying at him* Donut: Sharp sword you’ve got there. H: Yes, why thank– *looks at his sword and finds that the blade has been cut off down to the hilt* Donut: Looking for this? *holding the blade in his hand* H: Fast enough to do that undetected... but surely you’re strength is remarkable, slicing a blade like this off of its hilt... Donut: That’s me and Falchion. H: Indeed... indeed. You might be just what he’s looking for... You and everyone else. Donut: What? H: *holds his hands out, dropping his hilt* HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.... *a purple ball starts to materialize* Donut: Oh, an energy attack. H: *the ball starts to crackle with electricity* BLAAAAAAAAACK.... HOO-- Donut: *slashes his sword at the air towards H* RAGNAROK!!! A blade of glowing yellow energy rips through the purple ball and pierces H through the torso. H: !!! *the purple ball diminishes* Donut: Now... who are you? *holds his sword to H’s throat* H: Donut... I am... Donut: Go on... H: ... NOT YOUR FATHER!!! Donut: ... Wait, what? In the Infinity Fortress Surveillance room... Robo: *watching the screens* THE KEY WORDS!!! *begins typing on a keyboard* In Cr8zy’s quarters... Cr8zy: *watching a scene when it suddenly goes black* ... huh? What is this? *pounds the monitor* Blast... only one person can cut off this feed... Meanwhile... at KG... LM: DAMMIT!!! *shakes his monitor* Yvarg: ... dude. LM: DAMMIT!!! SOMETHING WAS ABOUT TO HAPPEN!!! TJP: Hurry up LM!!! FIX IT!!! LM: *goes about fixing the monitor* Yvarg: I thought you were the “technological genius” of us... LM: HEY! I DIDN’T BUILD THIS!!! TJP: You didn’t built Robo, yet you fixed him just fine back in the day. LM: I BUILT HIS PARTS!!! HANZ ORDERED THEM FROM ME, THEREFORE I KNOW HOW TO FIX THEM!!! AND I CAN FIX THIS BLASTED TV TOO!!! *pounds on the monitor* The monitor starts to work again. LM: Told ya. Yvarg: Whatever. Cheap trick. Watch, I can do that. *smacks TZ in the head* TZ: WTF?! *rubbing his head* Yvarg: See? He’s all fixed. On the roof... Donut: I know you’re not my father... SO WHAT?! H: Shut up you idiot. Those words just bought us time. No one will be watching us. Donut: What? H: Infinity Fortress is completely wired... can’t go anywhere without anyone seeing what you’re doing... part of Cr8zy’s renovations when he first “moved in”. Donut: *starts to get up* H: YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS!!! *rubs his throat with his thumb and forefinger and spits out a yellow mist* Donut: Oh no... *falls to the ground, paralyzed* H: Look, Cr8zy is cooking up a scheme that will tear us all apart. I don’t know exactly what it is yet, but it has to do with SW. Donut: .. SW? H: Yes. Donut: ... SW. H: YES, ARE YOU DEAF!? Donut: ARE YOU STUPID!? H: I am serious... I overheard him and Alucard talking about something like infecting SW... I couldn’t get all the details, since they caught me. Donut: Hanz wouldn’t get caught. Some guy he hired. :notamused: H: Don’t be so sure. Donut: And? What are we supposed to do?! H: You all are to eliminate Cr8zy... and Alucard. Donut: That was on our agenda... H: No! You are more concerned with saving Precious and Kawaii!!! They are not the ones to be worried about, it is Cr8zy and Alucard!!! Focus your priorities on them!!! Leave Kawaii and Precious to the good guys. Donut: What... why? Good guys?! H: No time to explain, I– AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! An ear piercing scream fills the night. H: That sounded like... Donut: TARYN!!! *tries to move but can’t* YOU! H! H: What?! Donut: GIVE ME THE ANTIDOTE TO THIS CRAP!!! I NEED TO HELP HER!!! H: *places a capsule in Donut’s mouth* Donut: Thanks... H: We never met. *disappears in a flash* Donut: HOLD ON TARYN, I’M COMING!!! Meanwhile... on a balcony from high atop the Hatch’s upper floors... Taryn: *screams even louder* HELP!!! DONUT!!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEE!!! Robby: I took off the spell from everyone, so they should be here soon... and Donut should be as well, I heard he was confronting Hanz or something... You do scream so damn loud, after all. Taryn: Let me go!!! Let me down!! Robby: Think about it, do you really want me to do that? Robby is holding Taryn by the neck above the balcony, which is extended beyond Infinity Fortress' borders... leaving a clear shot back to Dharma. Robby: I’m sorry I had to draw this out for you and torture you like this. Look at yourself, you’re bleeding all over... not to mention bruised and beaten... tsk, tsk. Taryn: I will never forgive you... for this... *cough* Robby: Well, that’s a shame. Time to go now... *releases Taryn* Taryn: NOOOOOOOO!!! *starts to fall* Robby: See ya, new girl... OOF!!! Robby flies into a wall on the balcony and the rest of the gang shows up in time to witness it. Robby: Caught... ha ha... my part in this scenario is done... Guncon: Robby... wtf is going on...? MoM: Yes... and why did Donut just kick you into the wall... Donut: TARYN!!! Taryn: *holding onto a ledge below the balcony* DONUT!!! Donut: *looks over the edge* Oh my... HOLD ON!! I’M COMING!!! *turns to the others* GET ROPE!! GET ROPE!! Taryn: NO!!! LOCK HIM UP!!! Donut: WHO!? Taryn: ROBBY K!!! HE’S THE ONE THAT DID THIS TO ME!!! *cough* Guncon: *turns to Robby* ... *picks up Robby by the arm* Frau: *gets the other side* Robby: *closes his eyes and smiles* Frau: Dude... that’s so damn sick of you... ZF: We got here right before he dropped her... she looked like she was beaten up... Guncon: YOU DID THIS?!! YOU?! HUH!? Robby: For justice. For the ways of purity. For– HoT: *slaps Robby across the face* Donut: *hanging on the edge to reach for Taryn* Hold on... just reach for my hand... *extends his free hand down towards Taryn* Taryn: *tries but quickly uses both hands to hold herself up* I can’t!!! I... I can’t!!! Donut: YOU HAVE TO TRY, TARYN!!! YOU HAVE TO TRY!!! MoM: ... this is a grave situation. Kya: Infinity Fortress... What terrible wrath... MoM: Frau! Guncon! Get him into that small closet room you found earlier... lock it and guard it. Frau: Will do. Guncon: Still don’t understand why, Robby... Frau and Guncon carry off Robby. MoM: DONUT!!! ARE YOU OKAY?! Donut: *descended even farther down the face of the building, closer to Taryn but far from the balcony* ROPE!!! I NEED ROPE!!! HoT: YOU HEARD THE GUY!!! ROPE! HE NEEDS ROPE! ZF: YES MA’AM! SW: WE’RE ON IT!!! ZF and SW run to find rope. Donut: *reaches out to Taryn and is able to grab her hand while using his other hand to grab on to and outing on the ledge* Taryn... don’t worry, we’ll get you out of this... Taryn: I hope so, Donut, I hope so... Elsewhere, in the Hatch... Frau: *shoves Robby inside of the closet room* Look, I thought you were cool. One of US. But... why’d you have to go and do that to her?! What’d she do to you?! Robby: *smiles and closes his eyes* Frau: WHY YOU– *starts to raise his fist and goes towards Robby* Guncon: *holds Frau back* NO!!! YOU CAN’T!!! He has to be alive... we have to question him... I have to question him... Robby: indeed, you have to interrogate me. You want to find out how I did this, no? Frau: Oh STFU already. *slams the door shut and locks it* A TURN OF THE TIDE!!! ROBBY OUT OF NOWHERE BEATS TARYN TO A PULP, LEAVING DONUT HANGING BY A THREAD TO SAVE HER!!! H, THE MASKED SWORDSMAN WHO CALLED HIMSELF A BROTHER OF LIGHT, SAID HE WAS ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS!!! WHAT IS TO HAPPEN!? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT KG DREAMER!!! THE NEXT ONE WILL BLOW THE DOORS OFF OF WHAT YOU THINK IS GOING ON!!! Next time... on KG Dreamer... ZF: SW!!! SW: *rushes to ZF* ZF: Look... there’s a line... SW: It’s... slowly crossing out her name. The line stops. SW: Phew. ZF: That’s a relief, hu? The line starts to move again. ZF: :stabbity: SW: :stabbity: ______________________________________________________________________________ MoM: WHERE’S THAT ROPE!? ZF: *from the Wall of Names* WHO CARES ABOUT ROPE WHEN THERE’S THIS GHOST LINE?! MoM: GHOST LINE!? THAT’S ABSOLUTELY PREPOSTEROUS!!! STOP UNCING EACH OTHER AND GET SOME ROPE!!! ZF: *Whimpers* ______________________________________________________________________________ Robo: *wipes the sweat off his forehead* Phew... mission accomplished. Cr8zy: I see... what mission might this be, Robo? Robo: !!! Cr8zy: Turn around Robo, and face me... and tell me what you really were doing here all this time, messing with my direct feeds... Robo: *gets up suddenly, with his arm buster cocked at Cr8zy* Live or die. Choose. ______________________________________________________________________________ Donut: *holding Taryn’s hand* Taryn: You won’t let go, right? Donut: I’ll never let go. Donut and Taryn hear the theme song from Titanic playing. Donut: ... SW!!! ZF!!! STOP PLAYING MUSIC AND FIND ME SOME DAMN ROPE!!! SW: *peeks over the edge* Sorry Captain!!! ZF: *slaps SW on the head* Now you did it!!! Once he comes back up, he’ll be shagging us for weeks!!! SW: No, once he comes back out, he’ll be happy that he won’t have a room all to himself anymore.. If you catch my drift. *winks* ZF: ... :stabbity: YOU WINKED AT ME!!! CHEWIE!!! HE WINKED AT ME!!! Chewbacca: RAAAAAAWWWWL!!! RAWR RAWR RAAAAAAAWR. SW: My apologies. ______________________________________________________________________________ GM: *opens a door* ... It is done. *points a gun to himself, and pulls the trigger* KG DREAMER ED SONG: “She Will Be Loved” by Maroon 5 END of KG DREAMER: Kingdom Infinite CHAPTER 6 The Night Their Hearts Fell From Heaven 2 [yell loudly determination, silence you lamb] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 Current Factions: KG Rescue Team/281st Division Kya- The one who knows most about Infinity Fortress, as she has spent time there before. However, the atrocities of the Fortress still surprise her to this day. Tohru- Able to transform with the aid of her FDL mask. HoT- Blessed with the ability to fly, currently going out with Guncon. Guncon- KG’s resident engineer & mechanic & aviator, Robby's former comrade in battle. SW- Previously found a Wall of Names with Taryn's name on it, currently searching for rope. ZF- In the 281st with SW, he is also searching for rope. Donut- Currently hanging on the face of a building hanging onto a friend he brought along on the trip to Infinity Fortress. MoM- A psychic medium, she can read the future, but often warns that it can change. Takes charge when need be. Bowties- MoM’s apprentice, willing to lend help to those who need it. Taryn- Recently beaten by Robby and thrown off the top of the Hatch, Donut is her only hope of survival until the others find rope to pull them up. GM- Escaped from the dangerous dungeons of Infinity Fortress with what seemed to be a Brother of Light. 909th Special Forces/Infinity Fortress Cr8zy: The mastermind behind the plot to capture Precious, for what remains unseen. He always has his way. Hanz: Assisting Cr8zy in his plans and watching it unfold, apparently on the other side. Has a connection with the mysterious man, H... Bobette: Spiritual medium, currently going out with Hanz. Robo: Assisted the mysterious man H and Hanz in a complicated operation of shutting down all of Infinity Fortress' wired cameras to buy H some time to talk to Donut. Alucard: A vampire that appears to have sever all ties with KG with his alliance with Cr8zy. Precious: KG’s head admin who fell to the dark side when given a hickey by Cr8zy. Silver: Revealed that not everyone at Infinity Fortress is an enemy... or are they? H: A mysterious hitman who told Donut to focus the team's efforts on bringing down Cr8zy and Alucard. Notable Members remaining at KG: LM30K- a technological genius that moved to KG from ZC. TJP- An expert illusionist, though the citizens of KG know he fights exceptionally well too. TZ- KG’s resident chemist as well as pharmacist, he’s exceptionally adept at his trade. Yvarg- Stealth and weapons expert alike, people wonder how he carries his enormous arsenal. Members in Captivity: Kawaii- during the seven year break, she was seduced and eventually captured by Alucard. Lies somewhere in the higher tiers of Infinity Fortress. Robby- Caught by the KG Rescue Team when he dropped Taryn off a balcony to die. Currently in a cell within The Hatch being watched by Robby and Guncon. Members that have left KG: Blaire- Has the ability to communicate with animals, though she has drifted away and hasn’t been seen since the Still Searching incident. Invader- Whereabouts unknown, though extremely adept at healing. K-mage- A strong magician as her name implies, she has also drifted away from KG over the years. ... ... ... MoM: DONUT!!! ARE YOU OKAY?! Donut: *descended even farther down the face of the building, closer to Taryn but far from the balcony* ROPE!!! I NEED ROPE!!! HoT: YOU HEARD THE GUY!!! ROPE! HE NEEDS ROPE! ZF: YES MA’AM! SW: WE’RE ON IT!!! ZF and SW run to find rope. Donut: *reaches out to Taryn and is able to grab her hand while using his other hand to grab on to and outing on the ledge* Taryn... don’t worry, we’ll get you out of this... Taryn: I hope so, Donut, I hope so... Donut and Taryn are suspended on the outside of The Hatch, a building that lies on the outskirts of Infinity Fortress. Taryn, abused and beaten by Robby, was thrown off and would have had her soul ripped from her body if not for Donut, who managed to get to her just in time... however, Donut, recovering from a battle with the mysterious man H, doesn’t seem to have the strength to bring both her and himself back to the balcony where everyone else is... Meanwhile... inside the Hatch... ZF: SW!!! SW: *rushes to ZF* ZF: Look... there’s a line... SW: It’s... slowly crossing out her name... Taryn's... name... The line stops. SW: Phew. ZF: That’s a relief, huh? The line starts to move again. ZF: :stabbity: SW: :stabbity: KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: “Famous Last Words” by My Chemical Romance BLOOD! SWEAT! AND TEARS! THREE PROPONENTS TO THEIR DESTINATION... OR HELL? KG DREAMER: Kingdom Infinite CHAPTER 7 The Night Their Hearts Fell From Heaven 3 [everlasting deception, everlasting hope] Meanwhile... in Infinity Fortress’ master surveillance room... Robo: *wipes the sweat off his forehead* Phew... mission accomplished. *starts to revert cameras to their original settings* Cr8zy: I see... what mission might this be, Robo? Robo: CR8ZY!!! Cr8zy: Turn around Robo, and face me... and tell me what you really were doing here all this time, messing with my direct feeds... Robo: *gets up suddenly, with his arm buster cocked at Cr8zy* Live or die. Choose. Cr8zy: My my, such speed... and such ferocity... makes me think you don’t like me. Robo: Hanz had built me.... and one of my duties is to right the wrongs of this world... AND IN HIS NAME AND ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND TRUE AND JUST I WILL BRING YOU DOWN!!!! Cr8zy: *smiles and claps politely* Great speech... surely you deserve and award. Now just come with me and I promise to return you in two pieces. Robo: *punches in a code into his interface* Cr8zy: Too late, Robo... Robo: ?! In a flash Robo is emitting sparks and blood from his chest, stunned about what just happened. Robo: But... you didn’t move!!! Cr8zy: You just couldn’t follow me... now... let’s go back to my place. Robo: no... you... *reaches for Cr8zy and blacks out* Meanwhile... in Bobette’s quarters, on her balcony... WHOOSH! Bobette: *sits up suddenly in her bed* Ha...Hanz? H: *takes off his mask* It is Hanz. Bobette: How did it go? Hanz: I couldn’t tell them everything... something... something went wrong. Bobette: What? Hanz: That new girl...it would seem... Robby had harmed her in some way. And I lingered for a while, and he got caught. Bobette: But I thought he was supposed to reveal himself later... With PiD... Hanz: No, he did this for some other reason... not under anyone’s orders... Odd... Bobette: *hugs Hanz* Let’s just be together for tonight. I don’t want to think about tomorrow. Hanz: Shh... don’t worry, I won’t let any harm befall you. Bobette: Thank you... truly, thank you.... *cuddles in Hanz’s arms* Hanz: *lies back and cuddles with Bobette* Meanwhile... back at the Hatch... MoM: WHERE’S THAT ROPE!? ZF: *from the Wall of Names* WHO CARES ABOUT ROPE WHEN THERE’S THIS GHOST LINE?! MoM: GHOST LINE!? THAT’S ABSOLUTELY PREPOSTEROUS!!! STOP UNCING EACH OTHER AND GET SOME ROPE!!! ZF: *Whimpers* SW: WE SHALL FIND DEE ROPE... LATER!!! Tohru: This... this is odd... Kya: What is it, Tohru? :( Tohru: I feel this odd... coldness... coming from the bottom... Kya: There is no bottom... the only bottom is Dharma. We’re not in the thick of Infinity Fortress, it seems. Tohru: I know that, but still... I feel something reaching for something... NegaTohru mentioned it to me first, then I started to notice it. Didn’t you say that every night, one person from Infinity Fortress dies? Kya: Yes, it is fate. Tohru: What if... Infinity Fortress is a living entity? And... that force is reaching for Taryn... and that’s why they can’t climb up...? MoM: Oh my goodness... that... no, we can’t think like that right now. WE MUST SAVE THEM!!! Bowties, come with me, let us search for the rope ourselves. Bowties: Right behind you! MoM: You go downstairs, I’ll look on the upper levels. Bowties: YES MA’AM! MoM and Bowties go off into the Hatch to search for rope. Donut: *holding Taryn’s hand* Taryn: You won’t let go, right? Donut: I’ll never let go. Donut and Taryn hear the theme song from Titanic playing. Donut: ... SW!!! ZF!!! STOP PLAYING MUSIC AND FIND ME SOME DAMN ROPE!!! SW: *peeks over the edge* Sorry Captain!!! ZF: *slaps SW on the head* Now you did it!!! Once he comes back up, he’ll be shagging us for weeks!!! SW: No, once he comes back out, he’ll be happy that he won’t have a room all to himself anymore.. If you catch my drift. *winks* ZF: ... :stabbity: YOU WINKED AT ME!!! CHEWIE!!! HE WINKED AT ME!!! Chewbacca: RAAAAAAWWWWL!!! RAWR RAWR RAAAAAAAWR. SW: My apologies. A gust of wind starts to blow from the abyss below Donut and Taryn. Taryn:>_ Donut: Believe me... I am!!! Tohru: O_o Kya: Oh... oh no... Taryn: *gasps* DONUT! SOMETHING... SOMETHING IS GRABBING MY LEG!!! Inside the Hatch by the Wall of Names... SW: THE LINE!!! IT’S CROSSING OUT HER NAME AGAIN!!! ZF: IT’S GETTING TO THE 3/4 MARK!!! OMFG!!! SW: :stabbity: ZF: *hugs SW* Let’s pray for them. SW: Yes, let’s do that. Meanwhile... outside... The gust dies down. Taryn: Whew... that was close... but I can still feel... something on my leg... Donut: don’t worry... we’ll get out of this... Taryn: *closes her eyes and concentrates* Meanwhile... outside of Robby’s cell... Guncon: *sitting outside of the cell with a gun* Frau: You do NOT want to shoot him. Guncon: I’m hoping he tries to escape. I’m hoping that he will so I can KICK HIS DAMN Rear FOR BETRAYING US LIKE THAT!!! Frau: Calm down dammit!!! Guncon: *gets up and kicks the door* YOU AND I FOUGHT TOGETHER!!! TWICE!!! WE’RE COMRADES, NOT SPINELESS BASTARDS WHO BETRAY THEIR OWN TEAM!!! Robby: *through the door* You’re spineless for having a gun and not shooting me with it. Guncon: *pounds against the door* HEY, Firetruck YOU MAN!! Firetruck YOU!! Firetruck. YOU. Bowties: whoa... calm down there. Frau: BOWTIES!!! You came to help us. Bowties: Actually, I was just– Frau: Can you watch the prisoner while I take Guncon outside for some fresh air? He doesn’t know how to CALM THE HELL DOWN. Guncon: because of this damn guy... Bowties: Sure, I guess. But why’re we guarding it if it can only open by our own powers? Frau: He almost escaped earlier... but he was just teasing us. He used a whole bunch of his power and forced the door open... but slammed it shut again. I think he’s waiting for someone to pick him up. Bowties: Oh... and that’s why... Frau: The gun, yes. Bowties: But I have my ties... Guncon: Guns don’t need incantation or thought... just a simple pull on the trigger and they’d die. Bowties: ._. Okay. Frau: *takes the gun from Guncon and gives it to Bowties* Okay, thanks Bowties. Guncon: YOU’RE LUCKY I’M BEING HELD BACK!!! Robby: A girl replacing you. That’s funny. Guncon: GRAH!!! Frau: *drags Guncon away* Bowties: *looks at the gun, then at the door* ... *sits down and watches the door* Meanwhile... outside... Taryn: You remember when we first met? Donut: Yeah, pretty much. You were wondering how to get the bus driver’s attention so he wouldn’t miss your stop. Taryn: ha ha, yeah. Donut: *sigh* I miss those days. Taryn: We all do, at some point or another. Donut: Yeah... Taryn: Donut... I looked into the future. Donut: Really? And? Taryn: There’s a certain point I can’t see past... Donut, I’m going to die. Donut: WHAT?! NO!!! Taryn: Look, the spirit of Infinity Fortress wants me... my soul... that’s why it’s my name on the wall. I figured it out. It doesn’t matter how many people die, because in the end... Infinity Fortress will exercise it’s own will on whom it wants to. Donut: But... that means... Taryn: I know you liked me, and for a while I thought I liked you too. But the truth is, I’m gonna die, so I don’t really see anything happening. Unless you like dead people, of course. Donut: *tears in his eyes* Always the cynic till the end, huh? Taryn: *tears in her eyes* Like you wouldn’t know. Donut: So... this is it? Taryn: Yeah... tell my mom and my sister I love them, okay? Donut: I’ll do that. Taryn: I’ll see you in heaven. Donut: Wouldn’t miss it for the world. Taryn: I’m letting go now. Donut: Okay. Taryn: ... Donut: ... Taryn: ... when I let go, you’re supposed to let go too. Donut: I don’t want to. Taryn: Please Donut... it’s for the best. Either way I’m not gonna make it through this... Just let me go in peace already. Donut: You want to go so badly? FINE! *lets go of Taryn* Taryn: *falling into the abyss, voice becoming fainter* yell loudly... determination... never give up for the lambs.... Donut: *wipes his tears* Taryn falls into the night... but after a few moments a small, glowing ball of light makes its way from the abyss towards the higher tiers of Infinity Fortress. Donut: *sighs* I’m gonna kill Cr8zy when we find him. Maybe Robby too. A rope is dropped down to Donut. Donut: ... *sighs and takes the rope and starts to climb up* On the balcony... Kya: *holding the rope* Come on, hold it steady!!! Tohru: *looks over the edge* I see him!! HoT: It’s sad... Taryn going and all... SW: I know... now Donut will have to... bunk alone. ._. ZF: *holding the rope as well* HELP ME SW!!! THIS ROPE AIN’T LIGHT!!! SW: I’m too busy mourning another potential woman for me. ZF: ... GM: I think I’ll go inside and tell MoM to call off the search party... since you guys found some rope. HoT: Good idea! GM: Alrighty then. *goes off into the Hatch to find MoM* Tohru: Come on Donut! Just a bit farther! SW: Chewie, hold me. Chewbacca: *hugs SW* :mmm: Meanwhile... at Robby’s cell.... Bowties: *sitting on a chair, just staring at Robby’s door with the gun* Lackluster days of bittersweet cold.... remembering the days on that ferris wheel of ours... dance with my butterfly, like the stars in their embrace... lackluster days... of...*sighs* GM: *walks into the room* Bowties! Bowties: *jumps* GM!? GM: *walks over to Bowties* Ha ha, what’re you doing? Bowties: Watching our prisoner. GM: Ah... but wait, where’s Frau and Guncon? Bowties: Going to anger management. :lol: GM: Ha ha, yeah, poor Guncon... I’d be upset too if someone like Robby did that to me. Bowties: Yeah... I hear you. GM: Well, why don’t you take a rest, I’ll take over for now. I was sent to relieve Frau, but since he’s not here... Bowties: Oh no! I’m fine here! I can handle. :) GM: :) That’s good to know. Bowties: Company would be nice though... being in front of this door is starting to give me the chills... so is this gun. GM: A gun huh? Can I see it? Bowties: Sure. *hands GM the gun* GM: Yeah... this thing is lethal... how many bullets are left in the magazine? Bowties: Magazine...? GM: Ha ha, never mind, I’ll check for myself. *checks the gun to find three bullets inside* Bowties: All these fancy names for these parts of a gun... magazine. Pfft. GM: *walks over to the door and cocks the gun, turning off the safeties* Bowties: Um... what are you doing? GM: Don’t you realize... with this, I can end Robby's life? Bowties: Yeah... but... GM: Taryn died, you know. Bowties: WHAT?! GM: Yeah... all Robby’s fault... Bowties: But... killing him? GM: I’m mad at him too... my blood is boiling... I want to.. exact my revenge... for Donut... and everyone... this will show Cr8zy not to kidnap me ever again... Bowties: NO!!! *gets up from her chair* YOU CAN’T! IMAGINE HOW GUNCON WILL FEEL! GM: He’ll thank me later. Bowties: Please... don’t do this... GM: *turns around to face Taryn, who is right in front of him* I’m sorry. Bowties: For wha-- BANG. GM: *lowers his gun* Bowties: *starts to hold her stomach, where she was shot and is now bleeding profusely* GM: I really am sorry. Bowties: No... not... no... GM... *falls to her knees and then to the ground, grasping her abdomen* GM: Go to sleep now... take a rest. Permanently. MoM: *walks into the room* Frau? I thought I heard– OH MY GOD BOWTIES!! *sees Bowties on the floor* GM: *raises his gun and shoots MoM in the chest* MoM: *stares at GM with her jaw dropped and falls to the floor slowly* GM: ... *walks over to Robby’s door then unlocks it and slides it open* Robby: *on the ground, sitting, looking up at GM* Hello. GM: ... It is done. *points a gun to himself, and pulls the trigger* BANG. ... ... ... GM! TRAITOR OF KG AS WELL!? SHOOTING BOWTIES AND MoM WITH NO REMORSE, CAN ANYONE REALLY BE TRUSTED!? ROBBY IS FREE!!! ROBO IS CAPTIVE!!! THE NIGHT IS DRAWING TO A CLOSE!!! WHAT IS THE FATE OF OUR TWO FALLEN HEROINES!? FIND OUT, IN THE NEXT KG DREAMER!!! ALSO NEXT TIME STAY TUNED FOR KG DREAMER: GAIDEN, WHERE GM’S STORY IS REVEALED!!! KG DREAMER ENDING THEME: “Famous Last Words” by My Chemical Romance KG DREAMER: Kingdom Infinite CHAPTER 7 The Night Their Hearts Fell From Heaven 3 [everlasting deception, everlasting hope] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2007 UPDATED Current Factions: KG Rescue Team/281st Division Kya- The one who knows most about Infinity Fortress, as she has spent time there before. However, the atrocities of the Fortress still surprise her to this day. Tohru- Able to transform with the aid of her FDL mask. HoT- Blessed with the ability to fly, currently going out with Guncon. Guncon- KG’s resident engineer & mechanic & aviator, he had left the building with Frau to make sure he didn't take his anger out on Robby. Frau- left Robby in Bowties' care. SW- Feels bad that he can't be of any help. Chewbacca: A friend SW brought along from Dharma. ZF- In the 281st with SW, he is sticking by SW and Chewie. Donut- Accepted the fact that a friend of his had died, and is forced to recover from this quickly. GM- Helped Robby escape from the Rescue Team. MoM- Whereabouts unknown, last seen by the Rescue Team heading to Robby's cell. Bowties- Last seen by Frau and Guncon, was left in charge of Robby's cell. 909th Special Forces/Infinity Fortress Cr8zy: The mastermind behind the plot to capture Precious, for what remains unseen. He always has his way, even if he has to take out one of his subordinates. Hanz: Assisting Cr8zy in his plans and watching it unfold, apparently on the other side. Has a connection with the mysterious man, H... Bobette: Spiritual medium, currently going out with Hanz. Robo: Last seen by Hanz in the surveillance room. Alucard: A vampire that appears to have sever all ties with KG with his alliance with Cr8zy. Precious: KG’s head admin who fell to the dark side when given a hickey by Cr8zy. Silver: Revealed that not everyone at Infinity Fortress is an enemy... or are they? Robby- Revealed to be one of Cr8zy's subordinates. Notable Members remaining at KG: LM30K- a technological genius that moved to KG from ZC. TJP- An expert illusionist, though the citizens of KG know he fights exceptionally well too. TZ- KG’s resident chemist as well as pharmacist, he’s exceptionally adept at his trade. Yvarg- Stealth and weapons expert alike, people wonder how he carries his enormous arsenal. Members in Captivity: Kawaii- during the seven year break, she was seduced and eventually captured by Alucard. Lies somewhere in the higher tiers of Infinity Fortress. Members that have left KG: Blaire- Has the ability to communicate with animals, though she has drifted away and hasn’t been seen since the Still Searching incident. Invader- Whereabouts unknown, though extremely adept at healing. K-mage- A strong magician as her name implies, she has also drifted away from KG over the years. Deceased: Rodney- Died during the collapsing of a building. Taryn- Fell off from Infinity Fortress, had her soul ripped from her body. It began on that day. Rodney: WAIT! GM! GM: I’ll be back! I promise! *runs off* I had seen the white light from Infinity Fortress beaming down on Dharma… and I also heard her scream… so I HAD to go check it out. What could I say? I was young, and I wanted to find a way to save KG. This looked like the best place to start. GM arrives in Dharma’s town square, where a huge crowd is gathered. GM: … *taps a villager on the shoulder* Villager: Oi, what you want eh? GM: What was that… that light from Infinity Fortress? Villager: Infinity Fortress!? You mean heaven, guy! Heaven! Speaking of which, did you want to go up? GM: Um… yeah, why not? Villager: OI! WE HAVE ANOTHER WHO WANTS TO GO UP!!! The villagers roar in celebration and bring GM to the center. Villager: Okay, you wait here, I’ll be with them gang over there, okay? *points to a group of villagers* We’re gonna be going up with ya. GM: Then… why should I be with you? Villager: Because, guy, you’re the KEY! GM: … what? Villager: *runs off to join the other villagers* GM: … *stands around* Villager 2: Mere mortals come to your doorstep, prepared for anything in the beyond. One returns to whence he came, to fulfill the contract of the Devil…. GM: A… a Demon Arts incantation? Villager 2: The Gates of Hell shall be opened for you, the one who sits on the throne of heaven, are opening the door for light to shine in. Dark Spell of the Ancients, Demon Arts spell 604— GM: NO! *pulls a random villager to take his place and leaps into the group of villagers going up* Villager 2: Alu-Sousuke Inner Breakdown, Microcrack in Reality. FLASH! GM and the group of villagers are transported to Infinity Fortress while one villager’s soul is forced apart from their body. … At the top… Villager: Oi! How’d you get up ‘ere? GM: Me? I… someone let me come here. Villager: You were supposed to be the sacrifice!!! The group of villagers turn to look at GM, furious. GM: So… you want me dead? *pulls out a kunai* Bring it on then. ???: That won’t be necessary. A shadow of black descends upon them. Villager: IT’S THE LORD DRACULA INCARNATE!!! Villager 3: EVIL! EVIL ITSELF!!! From the black shadow above them come twisted, black tendrils that fly down and impale the villagers. GM: *staring at the carnage around him* Wha… what… *drops his kunai* The black shadow converges together into the form of a man. Alucard: Well hello, hello, hello GM… GM: ALUCARD!!! *picks up his kunai* Alucard: Trust me, you cannot do anything to me— Cr8zy: *walks out from behind Alucard* … With just that kunai. GM: CR8ZY!?! JUST WAIT TILL I CALL RODNEY!? Cr8zy: Hear that? He’s going to call a Brother of Light upon us… not to mention the weakest of the bunch. Alucard: Indeed… entertaining. GM: *turns around and runs towards the edge of Infinity Fortress* Cr8zy: Do that if you like. You’ll die before you reach the ground. GM: *turns and brings out a short sword* Cr8zy: *snaps his fingers* ALucard: *in a flash appears right behind GM, with a black sword at his throat* GM: !!! Cr8zy: Look… we all die sooner or later. Because you decided to come here, alone, it could be sooner. But… *leans in close to GM* … it could be later. GM: What? Cr8zy: I have no immediate purpose for you now, but how would you like to join me… join me in a grand scheme that will change the world forever? GM: By change you mean you being an evil dictator? Cr8zy: By heavens no… I mean literally CHANGE the world… details are on a need-to-know basis, but I am offering you a choice: join me or die. GM: What will I have for it? Cr8zy: Your life. Even if I release you, I realize you could go back on any promise you make. That’s why I’ll inform my little… “ally”… at KG to keep an eye on you. GM: Who is he?! Cr8zy: You’ll find out in due time. *smiles* GM: What… does this plan entail? Cr8zy: Come with me my friend, and I’ll explain the details. I stayed with Cr8zy for two days as he explained his plan to me, which I found to be virtually flawless. Even with countless things that could go wrong, it all eventually lead to one result: his. I returned to Rodney, then returned to KG… it wasn’t until we started hunting for Precious that I’d be called into action… In the forest, after the Rescue Team had crash landed… Donut: ROBO!!! STOP NOW!!! WE DON’T WANT TO HURT YOU!!! Frau: damn... I can’t hit Robo with a fireball without hitting GM... Guncon: ZF!!! FIRE YOUR SPIRIT ARROWS!!! ZF: *leaps forward and draws a spirit arrow* Robo: *jumps off the cliff with GM on his shoulder* A portal appeared out of nowhere in the air and Robo jumped into it. Meanwhile, in Infinity Fortress… Cr8zy: *smiles* They’ve arrived. FLASH! A portal opens, where Robo walks in with GM* Cr8zy: Everything? Robo: According to plan… except… tch… *looks down at his leg* Cr8zy: Hanz will patch it up. GM? GM: *appeared to be unconscious* Yes… ? Robo: *lets GM down and exits the room, seeking Hanz* Cr8zy: Good work. GM: Not a problem. Cr8zy: Now… they will find the way to get up here. I know that. I want you to go to them and look like I released you from my dungeons. GM: Won’t they grow suspicious if you let me out? Cr8zy: Which is why you don’t say I let you out… tell them a Brother of Light did. GM: Ah… of course, master. Cr8zy: The time will come when one of the Rescue Team will be locked up. I want you to do whatever is in your power to set them free. GM: Affirmative. Cr8zy: Remember: Do anything you can to get that person out of their cell. I’m putting this in your hands. GM: What if I get caught? Cr8zy: That person will help you in the same way you helped them. GM: Thank you, Master… Cr8zy: Now go. It’s getting dark. The next day I encountered the Rescue Team and got word of Rodney dying. I cried and mourned to make them think my heart was still with them. Then Robby took Taryn later that night and almost killed her, leaving most of the Team to be up on the roof… I had feared going up against Guncon and Frau, but thankfully… Outside of Robby’s cell… Bowties: Please... don’t do this... GM: *turns around to face Taryn, who is right in front of him* I’m sorry. Bowties: For wha-- BANG. GM: *lowers his gun* Bowties: *starts to hold her stomach, where she was shot and is now bleeding profusely* GM: I really am sorry. Bowties: No... not... no... GM... *falls to her knees and then to the ground, grasping her abdomen* GM: Go to sleep now... take a rest. Permanently. MoM: *walks into the room* Frau? I thought I heard– OH MY GOD BOWTIES!! *sees Bowties on the floor* GM: *raises his gun and shoots MoM in the chest* MoM: *stares at GM with her jaw dropped and falls to the floor slowly* GM: ... *walks over to Robby’s door then unlocks it and slides it open* Robby: *on the ground, sitting, looking up at GM* … Hello. GM: ... It is done. *points a gun to his arm, and pulls the trigger* BANG. Robby: *gets up* Thank you, brother. GM: Don’t mention it… *holds his arm* Robby: I’ll return to Infinity Fortress now. GM: Wait… make sure I’m okay… Robby: I’ll use my magic to keep an eye on you. If anything should go wrong, I’ll be there. *puts his hands over GM and closes his eyes* A reddish light fills the room as Robby casts his spell on GM. GM: Thank you…. Robby: Not a problem. *opens his eyes* Now, if you’ll excuse me…. *disappears in a flash* GM: *picks up the gun and throws it in the cell* Footsteps can be heard coming down the stairs GM: *lies down on the floor, clutching his arm* … Everything is set. *smiles* A glowing orb floats out of the room. KG DREAMER OPENING THEME: “House of Wolves” by My Chemical Romance BLOOD! SWEAT! AND TEARS! THREE PROPONENTS TO THEIR DESTINATION... OR HELL? KG DREAMER: Kingdom Infinite CHAPTER 8 The Night Their Hearts Fell From Heaven 4 [dawn breaks on this fell night] Meanwhile… in the stairwell… where the Rescue Team is rushing to the room with the cell… ZF: WHY AREN’T THERE ANY ELEVATORS!? SW: I KNOW!!! MY LEGS ARE CRYING!!! CRYING I TELL YOU!!! HoT: Shut up!!! We’re almost there. Donut: Damn… you think Guncon shot him? Tohru: No… he has more sensibility than that… HoT: He had better…. Kya: Will there ever be hope for us…? They enter the main room. Tohru: *screams as she sees MoM’s body right in front of them* SW: OH MY— HoT: MoM!!! MoM!!! GM: uhhh… my arm… ZF: GM! *hops over to GM, who’s on the floor holding his arm* Kya: What happened?! Where’s Frau and Guncon?! Guncon: Right here. Guncon and Frau enter the room. Frau: We heard shots… Kya: Heard… shots? Donut: … you two didn’t have the gun? Guncon: No… Frau: I… I… Guncon: Gave it to Bowties. Donut: Where is she?! GM: *weakly holds up his hand and points to a table lying on its side* Frau: *rushes over with Donut to the table* Oh… oh God… Donut: Bowties… *kneels be her side, with Frau on the other side* SW: *helps GM sit up against the wall* GM: She… she was shot by Robby… he forced the door open and… killed MoM too… She… she… *cough* ZF: Take it easy bud, it’s alright… tell us more. GM: He shot at her… and… she managed to deflect quite a few shots with her magic… but Bowties… she gave a moan and that was all to let her guard down and let her be shot… in the heart. Kya: *eyes tearing* It’s true.. . I can no longer feel her presence. Tohru: MOM!!! *breaks down and cries into Kya’s shoulder* Guncon: *looks at Frau* Frau: *nods at Guncon* Donut: Frau… Frau, she’s still alive. Frau: YEAH! There’s a pulse! Faint, but still there. HoT: Flip that table right side up!!! Get her on it! SW and Chewbacca turn the table right side up as Donut and Frau carry Bowties on the table. GM: She’s… still alive…? HoT: Yes! Maybe we can heal her! Kya! Tohru! Tohru: *rushes over to Bowties with Kya* Kya: *holds out her hands over Bowties’ body which starts to glow* Tohru: *Does the same* Oh no… this damage is… I hope we’re not too late… Guncon: *goes inside of the cell to inspect it* GM: *gulps* ZF: You okay? GM: I… hope she’s alright… HoT: Guncon? Guncon: I’m in here. HoT: *goes into the cell with Guncon* Are you okay? Guncon: *picks up the gun* … HoT: Honey... what is it? Guncon: *turns around and nods to Frau* Frau: *eyes widen* Kya: *starts to falter and falls back* ZF: *rushes to catch her* Kya: I just poured all my healing energy into her… and she’s getting worse… Tohru: She’s been unattended for too long… her wound is terminal… *eyes start to tear up* Donut: *holds Bowties’ hand* Come on… you can make it through this… I already lost two dear friends tonight… please don’t be the third… please… Bowties: *eyes open suddenly and gasps for air* Donut: Bowties!? ZF: ! SW: IT’S A MIRACLE! Bowties: *clutches Donut’s shirt* Do… Donut… Donut: it’s me Bowties, you gotta relax… Tohru, see what you can do… Tohru: *goes back to trying to heal Bowties* Bowties: no… no… Guh…guh… Game… ZF: Game? What game? There’s a game? SW: ._. Frau: Come on Bowties, rest for now… you’re in good hands. Don’t expend your energy… Bowties: *shakes her head and weakly holds up her hand, pointing at GM* Mas… Game… Master… GM: *eyes widen* Bowties: *eyes widen* NOOOOOO!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!! *starts breathing heavily* Donut: GM’s alright! Don’t worry! He’s fine! Although… MoM… Bowties: MoM… GM… MoM…. GM…. MoM… GM…. Frau: GM… didn’t you say Bowties had fallen when you got down here? GM: Yeah… *cough cough* Frau: Then… how does she know… Bowties: *wearing a look of icy fear* Donut: *holds Bowties* Stay with us. Come on, don’t go Bowties. Don’t go. Bowties: Mu… muh… *whispers something into Donut’s ear* Bowties goes limp in Donut’s arms. A glowing orb floats out of her body and out of the room. Donut: *tears streaming down his face* That’s… that’s two I’ve had to see pass from these hands… and another in spirit… SW: *pats Donut on the shoulder* Kya: *silently crying* Guncon: *steps out of the cell, holding the gun* GM… tell me, about how many shots did you hear exactly? We heard a flurry, but we want to know the exact number. Frau: Yeah… that would help man. GM: I don’t know… maybe… 10 or 15 I suppose, MoM and Robby really had a brawl. Frau: I see. Guncon: So.. . can you tell me how that was possible when we only had three shots in this gun? GM: Well, I—what? Tohru: Huh? Three shots? HoT: Yep. Three shots left in the magazine. Donut: Wha… GM? GM: I don’t know, it was all a blur, it could’ve been 1, it could’ve been a hundred. Chewbacca: *roars* Frau: Don’t lie to us. What happened? Did you let Robby out? Guncon: The door wasn’t forced. I bet he did. GM: NO! IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK!!! Donut: *lies Bowties gently and turns to face GM* You… you killed her. You killed MoM and Bowties. GM: No… NO!!! Donut: Want to know what she whispered in my ear? HUH!? GM: Uh… Donut: *draws his sword* She said… murderer. GM: ME?! MURDER!? *cough* HoT: Unless MoM killed herself… which she would most definitely not do. GM: HOW DO YOU KNOW!? SHE DID!!! SHE DID!!! Kya: SILENCE! Your story is wavering. Frau: They wouldn’t have been expecting it. WE TRUSTED YOU! Guncon: Two traitors in one night… and this time, I think I won’t let Frau stop me… Tohru: MONSTER!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS!? GM: I… I… *eyes widen as he starts to twitch* Guncon: …? GM: *holds his heart* no… no… I… Cr8…zy… SW: ._. Donut: What the… GM: :stabbity: ZF: A… heart attack? GM: *falls limp against the wall* A glowing orb exits his body and floats out of the room. Kya: His… soul… like Bowties… Guncon: but how… how did… Tohru: Robby… Meanwhile… inside of Infinity Fortress… Cr8zy: Fool proof indeed… this spell of yours… it’s no wonder you’re number two. Robby: Thank you. Cr8zy: You gotta admit, of all the powerful ones, you just can’t trust Alucard… nor Hanz… I already made my modifications to Robo, and Silver… well, she is lost. Robby: And our move now? Cr8zy: Come on, you know. We wait. Robby: Ah… yes. Cr8zy: Wait for them to enter this Asylum… wait for them to enter… hell. KG DREAMER ED SONG: “It Ends Tonight” by The All-American Rejects ANOTHER TRAITOR… THIS TIME, ELIMNATED! THE PUPPETEERS ARE LAYING DOWN THE FINAL PIECES IN PLACE… BUT FOR WHAT?! WHEN MORNING COMES, THE RESCUE TEAM WILL SET OUT WHAT THEY CAME TO DO- SAVE PRECIOUS, KAWAII, AND ELIMINATE THE EVIL THAT CALLS INFINITY FORTRESS IT’S HOME! CONCLUSION of KG DREAMER: Kingdom Infinite CHAPTER 8: The Night Their Hearts Fell From Heaven 4 [dawn breaks on this fell night] Next time… on KG DREAMER: DESTINY’S DAWN: The Team reaches the Pavilion and sees Silver in the middle, waiting for them. Kya: SILVER!!! Tohru: *runs to Silver and hugs her* Silver: Hey… I heard the news about GM. Tohru: So you know… Silver: Yes, I know there’s a way to bring MoM and Bowties back. HoT: REALLY!? Kya: *gasps* The Wall!!! How could I forget?! Silver: Yes, The Wall. :) ____________________________________________ Hanz: May I ask… why didn’t you want us to meet the Team? Crz8y: Hanz, I have met a few traitors littered through my path, my path to my dreams. Hanz: You know, I’d never forfeit my allegiance to you… Cr8zy: That is why… I ask you to punish this one for me. Hanz: What… Cr8zy: *opens a curtain* Hanz: ROBO?! ______________________________________________ SW: … so who’s going to that wall thing? Silver: I’ll take the girls… can you guys wait here? ZF: I don’t see why not… right SW? …SW? SW: *points at Chewbacca* :stabbity: Chewbacca: *a sword is in his hand, ready to cut down SW* ZF: CHEWBACCA!!! PUT THAT SWORD DOWN!!! Chewbacca: STOP CALLING ME THAT!! I’M NOT CHEWBACCA, DAMMIT!!! Link to post Share on other sites
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