mdonut281 Posted August 18, 2007 Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 This is the thread where all the old Dreamers will be relocated to. After I'm done, it'll be closed, with links in the new Dreamer thread to all these topics here. No discussion is meant to be here- only the old KG Dreamers. For easier navigation, check out the Current Dreamer Thread for links to all the separate chapters. _________________________________________ Dream 1 In a bathroom in the mall... Torn: PRECIOUS!!! YOU STOLE MY GAY PORN!!! Hanyou: *sitcks head up from stall* HEY!!! THAT WASN"T HIM!!! Someone yellls EEEK! and throws a shoe at Hanyou. Donut: *kicks door open* TORN! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!! *shakes fist at Torn* Torn: Damn Donut, you look sexy in those boxers...those pink hearts turn me on... WHAM!!! Donut ripped apart his stall and throws it at Torn. Torn: I'm so horny right now... WHAM!!! Donut throws Hanyou at Torn. HAnyou: WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY?! *kicks Donut into a wall, into the girls' bathroom* HoT: AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!! DONUT YOU PERV!!! *starts to throw Toilet paper at Donut* EPF: *GASP* GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE DONUT!!! YOU"RE NOT A WOMAN!!! *kicks donut* Torn: *pops in* I have to disagree with that... All the girls kick him in the face. Hanyou: Wait!!! I heard HoT scream for help!!! *dashes into the girls' bathroom* I SHALL AVENGE YOU Ho- K-mage: PERV!!! HANYOU GET OUT!!! Blaire: HoT!!! He's looking at me!!! Hanyou: I'm not!!! (when it's clear he is) I'm not a perv!!! I just came to help HoT...*sniff* Kikiyo: EWW!!! IT"S A HANYOU!!! *kicks HAnyou next door to the boy;s bathroom* Donut: *sneaks away quietly* K-mage: AHEM! What ARE you doing in here donut? *pulls his ear* Donut: OW OWoow ow ow ....hanyou kicked me!!! OW!! EPF: *Kicks donut out of k-mage's hands all the way outside* We don't need peeping pastries here!!! AND STAY OUT!! Meanwhile, in the guy's bathroom... Precious: *Walks in, whistling a tune, stops in front of a urinal* Torn: THERE HE IS!! HE STOLE MY GAY PORN!!! PRecious: WTF MAN!!! *kicks Torn in the face* CANT" YOU SEE I"M TRYING TO PEE?! Hanyou: ...I found it. Torn and PRecious Both look up. Precious: huh? Torn: MY PORN? YOU FOUND IT?! Hanyou: no. Torn: WHAT?! YOU SAID YOU FOUND IT!!! Hanyou: CRANBERRIES! Let me explain before you...rape me. *Torn gets excited* PRecious: Ok...this RPG is getting out of hand...I'm logging off now. Torn: But it's not an RPG Precious...It's only real...*Torn throws himself on Precious, rubbing him, and PRecious whacks him with a hammer.* FLASH! Donut wakes up. Donut: GAHHH!!!!! ...wait. I liked that dream...let's see if I can rewind it and play it again. Donut goes back to sleep. Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Dream 2 Meanwhile, at a convention at the mall...that is being broadcasted throughout the world... Announcer: AND HERE IS YOUR FAVORITE GHOSTBUSTER!!! IMUSTBCR8ZIER!!! The crowd cheers. cr8zy: *holds up hands* thank you, thank you...but we have a spirit we have to exterminate on...THE CR8ZY GHOSTBUSTING SHOW!!! Do it with me...the SUPER SEXY GHOST BUSTING POSE!!! *does the super sexy ghostbusting pose* Hanyou: OMG!!! I THINK I"M GONNA WET MY PANTS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL!!! IT"S HIM!!! Cr8zy GHOSTBUSTER!!! *screams like a school girl* Silver: LOOK!!! LOOK INVADER!!! IT"S HIM!!! LET"S DO THE SUPER SEXY GHOSTBUSTING POSE TOGETHER!!! Invader: SURE THING!!! Silver and Invader bust the super sexy ghostbusting pose. HoT: Yay!!! *does it too* Dorko: THE BACLAVA WISHES TO SEE GHOSTBUSTING!!! *does the super sexy ghostbusting pose* Hanyou: AIIIIEEE!!! *does the super sexy ghost busting pose* Donut: Am I the only sane one here? It's clear he's a fraud... *moves away from the group and runs into Precious* Hey...can you believe this guy? Precious does the super sexy ghostbusting pose. Donut: ...*walks away, finds Torn* Ah, Torn, finally a sane person- Torn: YES!!! WOO HOOO!!! *does the super sexy ghostbusting pose* Donut: *taps Torn on the shoulder* you know you're doing this right? Torn: CRAP!!! *turns around, and hugs him, whispers in his ear* Tell no one or I shall stalk you. Donut: *shiver* Cr8zy: I SHALL EXTERMINATE...the ghost known as BIG POE! REVEAL YOURSELF!!! Big Poe: BOO! *looks at audience*....mommy. *wets the floor* Cr8zy: HIYA! *kicks him* YOU"RE EXTERMINATED!!! Big Poe: nooooooooo*exterminated* Big Poe disappears in a cloud of smoke. POOF!!! Out of the smoke comes... Dark Link: MUAHAHAHAHA!!! I have arrived to kill you ALL!!! Everyone Cheers. HoT: OMG!!! IT"S LINK!!! DARK LINK!!! WHATEVER HE"S JUST DEAD HOT!!! Hanyou: *screams like a school girl* Dark Link: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I challenge YOU *points to cr8zy* to a DUEL!!! Cr8zy:...OF COURSE!!! *does super sexy ghostbusting pose* So does the audience. Dark Link: hmph. Okay, well then choose some people you wish can defeat me. Cr8zy: OKAY!!! *does the pose again* Everyone, now afraid of being on camera, runs terribly for their lives. Donut: CHOOSE ME!!! I wish to kick his butt! *runs on stage* Hanyou: moron. *kicks donut in the shin* HoT: Hanyou!!! I told you no fighting!!! Precious: Stop dragging me around HoT...*gets dragged on stage by HoT* Dorko: BACLAVA!! *jumps on stage* Torn: This looks interesting...*walks on stage* Invader: YAY!!! WE GET TO BE NEXT TO GHOSTBUSTER CR8ZY!!! *brings Silver and goes on stage* Dark Link: Okay...now here is..THE CHALLENGE!!! *claps his hands* A giant arcade game pops out, with nine stations-one for each person. Dark Link: It will be like Turned-Based RPG's...you all take turns trying to kill me, I take my turns trying to kill you. You must drain all of my HP. NOW BEGIN!!! FLASH!!! Donut wakes up. He goes into the kitchen, grabs a cup of water, then drinks it. He goes back to sleep. Dark Link: Game start. (in a frightening evil voice) Dorko: so, are any of these buttons edible? Donut: SHUT UP!!! I must concentrate! Hanyou: this is like Final Fantasy, isn't it? Dark Link: How perceptive...LET'S DUEL!!! Cr8zy: OH YES!!! LET"S DO THIS!!! *does super sexy ghostbusting pose* Everyone but Donut and Torn does it. HoT: I'm up. NOW!! POWER OF LOVE ATTACK!!! *does 50 damage to Dark Link* Dark Link: OW!!! Hanyou: CRANBERRY SPRAY!!! *Dark link is sprayed with cranberry juice* Dark Link: Feh...your turn, Torn. Torn: *pees on Dark Link's Boot* Ahhh...that felt good. CRITICAL DAMAGE!!! Dark Link takes 1 damge. Torn: WTF...? stupid game. *humps the arcade machine* Dark Link: NOOOO!!! YOU TARNISHED THE PURITY OF THE GAME!!! DIE!!! Torn takes a poo-load of damage, hp is gone. Torn is removed from the game. Torn: *faints* Precious: TORN!!! I'll avenge you! BEANIE ATTACK!!! *Dark Link now can't see for poo.* Dark Link: GAH!! *blindly does 100 damgae to self* Donut: I use Sub. player!!! *presses a button* POOF! S-W: *appears out of nowhere* HOOPLA!! I AM HUMPILICIOUS BABY!!! Donut: ...nope, I want another one. POOF! K-mage: *takes S-W's place* Yay!!! Hi everyone!!! Everyone says hi to K-mage. Dorko: Silver! Invder! Let's attack him together! Silver and Invader: Okay! They attack him with the potatoe horse sheikah attack formation. Dark Link takes 1 BAJILLION damage. Dark Link: NOoooooOoOOOO....*Dark Link has 1 HP left* DIE! *kills everyone but K-mage* K-mage: ...SWITCH!!! POOF! S-W: HOOPLA!!!! I"M HUMPALICIOUS BABY!!! Dark Link: GOODNESS MAN!!! STOP THAT!! S-W: too late...PEEEELLLLLLVVVIIIICCC THHHRRRUUUUUSSSSTTTT!!!!! Dark Link takes obscene amounts of damage, Dark Link has fainted. Cr8zy: YEH-HEY!!! *does the super sexy ghostbusting pose* ... ... The day after...at KG... Alucard: WHAT THE HECK WERE YOU IDIOTS THINKING?! Donut, Torn, HoT, Hanyou, Silver, Invader, Dorko, S-W, and K-mage ar in the admin's office, before Alucard, Robokat, and Precious. Alucard: *points to screen, which has Donut's face on it for some reason, then plays everyone elses* TAKE A LOOK AT THIS! THIS WAS AIRED NATIONWIDE!!! IS THIS THE KIND OF SHAME YOU BRING TO KG?! Hanyou: That is tomfoolery. Torn: Yeah, everyone can see that's my twin up there. Alucard: *goes up to Torn in his face* WHAT?! Donut: yeah, that looks a lot like me up there. Alucard: EVERY INCH OF THAT IS YOU!!! Torn: ooh...inches.*gets knocked with a hammer* Donut: Seriously, we were separated at birth. Indeed, I'd never thought we'd be reunited this way. Alucard: *grabs Donut's collar* you SERIOUSLY underestimate me... Silver: Hey, Me, HoT, and Invader had nothing to with this. Alucard: YOU LYING FEMALE!!! you...were with them. HoT: *looks innocent* it's true, I mean we tried to stop them, that's why were were rushing up there... *uses puppy look* Invader: We're going back to the forums. *walks out with HoT and Invader* Dorko: So am I. *starts to walk out* Alucard: IDIOT!!! WAIT! *pulls Dorko in* NOT YOU!!! Torn: Save yourselves why don't you... Hanyou: I'm scared.....HoT COME BACK!!! K-mage: I'm so sorry, Alucard. ALucard looks up. So does everyone else. K-mage: All of this..because I could not stop Donut...*sniff sniff* Alucard:...oh dear. k-mage: I even raised my voiced, which is very unlady-like of me, and that didn't stop him. *starts to cry* Alucard: Oh, no need to cry. There there it's not your fault they're useless stupid people. Meanwhile Torn, Dorko, Donut, and Hanyou open a window in the office, and escape, running away at breakneck speed. Alucard: HEY!!! WAIT YOU INFIDELS!!! FOOLS!!! COME BACK HERE!! Donut: Hurry up guys!!! Hanyou: shut up!!! I'm short!! Torn: I'll chase you all with a stick then. They all go running down the hall screaming. Alucard: darn...*turns around* WHAT?! K-mage sneaked out in the excitement. Alucard: ROBOKAT!!! YOU STUPID USELESS THING!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THEM?!?!?!?! Robokat: Oh, I thought since we're famous now, and all the attention is towards the forum, I thought there's no need for punishment. ALucard: *turns to Precious* GAH!! what now, sir? Precious: I'll need a copy of that tape, Alucard. I can't wait to show Katie I was on TV!!! Alucard: *faints* Meanwhile, outside by the exit to the SPAM Forum, Torn, Hanyou, HoT, Silver, Invader, K-mage, Dorko, and Donut walking down the stairs. Dorko: We made a clean escape...and we live happily ever after. Donut: and it was all thanks to K-mage. K-mage: Oh, you flatter me donut...*blushes* Torn: Idiot, don't praise her. She was just gonna sell us out. HoT: Yeah, thanks to K-mage's acting you people were able to escape too. Dorko: yeah..that's true. That's one heck of a girl you've got, donut. Donut: yeah...I know. *holds K-mage's hand* Hanyou: ah...at least we're not banned. Torn: Yeah...Hanyou, you're one helluva guy. Hanyou: yeah? Torn: Yeah. *pees on Hanyou* Everyone: TORN!!! Everyone throws a shoe at Torn, except Dorko, who slaps him with a fish, and Invader, who throws Hanyou at him. Elsewhere... ALucard: YOU! S-W!!! YOU SHALL RECEIVE PUNISHMENT!! S-W: I AM DJANGO!!! HUMPALICIOUS BABY!!! PELVIC THRUST!!! *starts to hump Alucard* Alucard: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! ... Hanyou: what was that? Torn: Oh, you know. Donut: Yeah, normal stuff, right? HoT: Right. Everyone starts laughing. FLASH!!! Donut wakes up. Donut: Wow...that was on heck of a dream. Sigh... *logs onto KG and types all this out* ... and now that that's done, what to call it? He pauses to think for a while. Donut: I GOT IT!!! *types away* He called it: The KG Dreamer. Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 KG Dreamer: Dream 3 Meanwhile... at a retreat the members are attending... Cr8zy: Lights out guys...keep your talking quiet. Torn: Okay then...*whispers to Precious* he didn't say anything about moaning... Precious: WHAT THE?! *pushes Torn away* Guys and girls rooms are separated, bunk beds in each, rooms right next to each other. LHoT: I'm bored. Torn: Yeah, I know what you mean. Hanyou: ZzZ... Donut: *puts shaving cream all over hanyou's face* Precious: *giggles* Goodness man...*starts cracking up* S-W: HA it doesn't look like shaving cream from here... Torn gives S-W a high five. Torn: That's my apprentice. S-W: HOOPLA! TS: Hey, we should try to go into the girls' room...nothing better to do. Torn: Yeah...or we could irritate the pajammies off of them...*knocks sharply on the wall* Someone knocks back, and everyones laughs. Precious: Bloody hell, do it again. Donut: Let me jump in...*knocks a series of knocks* Someone knocks a faster series of knocks. S-W: I'll show you how it's done, men. *knocks insanely fast on the wall* CRASH!!! There's a hole in the wall. HoT: DAMMIT!!! DUMB BOYS CAN"T EVEN KEEP THEIR DUMB HANDS STILL?! Precious: Hey woman, you knocked back. HoT: The advisors and senior citizens rooms are down the hall, Precious. The guys go "oooooh...." Precious: *flips HoT the bird* HoT: *GASP* Starts hitting Precious with a bat* Precious: OWIE! OWIE! OWIE! OWIE!!! Hanyou: ZzZ... Torn: ...HoT, stop molesting him, he's a damn wimp you know. Precious: *hires someone to knock Torn out* K-Mage: HEY! Keep it down...*sees HoT on Precious' back hitting him with the bat* Precious: Age..OW..can't beat...OW OW...THAT FAT REAR END OF YOURS! HoT: WHAT!? DID YOU SAY THAT?! DID YOU JUST SAY MY Rear IS FAT?! ROAR! *starts to harm Precious* K-mage: *kicks HoT off of Precious* AH HA! *puts on scheming look* You're cheating on Donut! I knew you weren't relationship material!!! *maniacal laugh* HoT: GRRR!!! *starts to fight with K-mage* S-W: Quick, into the girls room! Donut: But shouldn't I stop them or something...? Torn: Nah, let them go. Donut: Wait...I thought you were gone...I mean Precious ordered you to be taken away... Torn:...I bribed the guards with money. No biggie *winks and drags donut into the girl's dorm* Hanyou: *completely oblivious to everything that's going on until now* Ugh...this racket...*he's talking about HoT and K-mage*... Hanyou sleepwalks into the girl's room. Kikiyo: *points at the shaving cream on his face* IT IS SANTA CLAUS!!! Medli: *screams happily* Blaire: NO WAY!!! THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY!!! Kikiyo: HE IS ALIVE!!! THE HEAVENS SING ABOVE!!! EPF: *screams happliy* All the girls GLOMP hanyou at the same time. TS: *looks around* damn, Hanyou be pimpin...he's better than me. Torn: Straight up all the wizzle. Donut: This was a stupid idea... S-W: I agree. ALucard: *steps in and whips a whip* Everyone stops. Alucard: LIGHTS OUT!!! *the lights go out* IN BED NOOOOWWW!!! *everyone gets into their respective beds, except for a unconcious Hanyou* Hanyou: *grunt* ALucard: *Picks Hanyou up by the neck* HEY! WHY DON"T YOU LISTEN TO ME HUH?! Hanyou: ...*opens eyes weakly* because you're a fourth class bottom-wiping Trigun wannabee. Alucard: GAH!!!! S-W: I second that. Donut: Everyone in favor of Alucard being a fourth class bottom-wiping Trigun wannabee, then say Aye. Everyone but two people say Aye. Alucard: who says no, say no. Everyone is quiet. Donut: The motion has been moved, and the floor has decided that Alucard is a- Alucard: *walks away and cries* Precious: Wow... Torn: *flashes Alucard* Good ridance...now let's get some sleep. I'm aching to have that dream about bunnies again... Everyone throws their soap at Torn, except for Hanyou, who, for once, throws himself at Torn. Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 (edited) ADMIN AUDITIONS ARC- EPISODE 1 Meanwhile, posted on a bulletin board... NEWS FLASH!!! KG is looking for new administration!!! Isn't that great? This is for ONE (1) [uno] /Ichi\ opening only. Auditions will be held tomorrow, please be ready. Formal dress is optional. Note: Panel will consist of three (3) Judges. Best of luck to the future leader of today! EPF: Oooh...goodie. Hanyou: That sounds like absolute joy.... Torn: Honestly, who'd want to hire ANOTHER overpaid, slave-driving, bossy, whiny superior member to make sure we're behaving? HoT: I know...Precious, he's lucky he's hot or else I'd fight with him everyday. Hanyou:... *sniff* Donut: oh well, good luck to the losers who show up. They'll probably just beg and plead for powers. Torn: True dat, home dog. LHoT: ...? The next day... HoT, Hanyou, Torn, Donut, K-mage, EPF, LHoT, Silver, Invader, Dorko, and S-W ALL show up. At the auditions. Dorko: I thought there wasn't gonna be anyone here except for whining pleading begging losers!!! Everyone glares at him with evil eyes. Dorko: *whimper* Donut: Yeah...but you've gotta admit, competition's not too great...*motions to hanyou* Hanyou: *whispering to self* let me win, let me win, let me win, let me win...you ARE the best, you ARE the best....People love you and you love you too... LHoT: ...dude, are you okay? Hanyou: CRANBERRIES!!! I am ready. Torn: really? great. who the heck cares? Silver: Everyone's so tense...loosen up. Announcer: Hey! Come in, all of you, to the stage! S-W: HOOPLA!!! LET"S GET HUMPALICIOUS BABY!!! COGRIS FANS UNITE! HoT: *sigh* here goes... K-mage: Good luck, HoT. HoT: You too. They all step on to the stage, where a panel of three is in front of them. Donut: Oh no. Hanyou: AAAAIIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!! IT"S MY DREAM COME TRUE!!! Cr8zy: Ah! It's my fans from last week's incident!!! All right!!! Torn: ...shut up you midget molester. Invader: TORN!!! SHUT UP!!! *steps on Torn's foot* cr8zy: all right...EVERYBODY WITH ME!!! SUPER SEXY GHOSTBUSTING POSE!!! Everyone does it, except Torn, who's on the ground, Donut, who's terribly embarrasseed, and Hanyou, who's screaming like a school girl. Precious: If you didn't know, cr8zy here is also one of our admin. As am I, and we will be judges. Here is Alucard, our third judge. Alucard: Yes...it is I. Robokat: *comes running trhough the door* I'm soo sorry I'm late!!! *goes to sit next to the judges* Torn: what the heck are you doing? Robokat: Uh, I'm a judge. Alucard: You stupid fool. you were late, and I'm taking your place. Next time stop taking time to fix your hair, which is currently threatening to blind everyone right now... Robokat: WAAAHHH!!! Medli: *runs in* Sorry I'm late!!! Precious: Of course, have a seat. Robokat: WHAT?! how come she gets to be a judge when she came late and I didn't? Precious: Because she can do this. Cr8zy: *snaps fingers* Medli: *does the super sexy ghost busting pose* Everyone cheers. Robokat: I CAN DO THAT TOO!! Alucard: No you can't you incompetent feline. Robokat: HERE GOES!!! LET ME HERE YOU GO Y. M . C . A!!! *does the YMCA* Precious: *pushes a button* FWOOP! Robokat: *falls down a trap door* Cr8zy: let's begin. Medli, take a seat. *Medli takes a seat* Precious: Now, this will consist of rounds. No one will be eliminated, but you can be removed for unlawful conduct. *winks at Torn* Alucard will announce the first round. Alucard: the first round is...a singing contest. Everyone gasps. Silver: BUT I CAN"T SING!!! starts to cry* Invader: Yes you can! You're just too quiet! Torn: ...hmmm... Medli: Please step into the waiting room and be ready. You can be in groups, pairs, or alone. We will call out "first" and "next" until everyone comes out and performs. Dorko: The Horny Fluffer...agrees to your conditions. Hanyou: *salutes* It shall be done. S-W: *in sing song voice* I don't think you're ready for this yet, I don't think you're rready for this yet, I don't think you're ready for this yet, cause MY BODY IS HUMPALICIOUS BABY!!!! All the participants gather in the waiting room. The judges: First Participant!! Donut, Hanyou, HoT, and K-mage come out. Hanyou: Talk to me, tell me your name... Donut: You just light me up like a flame... Hanyou: And leave me ticking off like a bomb, yeah baby. Hanyou and Donut Shake their groove things. Hanyou and Donut: SHE BANGS! SHE BANGS! K-mage and HoT: Ooooh...*in sing song voice* Hanyou and Donut: SHE MOVES SHE MOVES!!! K-Mage and HoT: I go crazy...she Looks like a flower- Donut: And stings like a bee!!! Like every girl, in history! Hanyou: *shakes his booty* OH YEAH!!! The four do the sexy ghostbusting pose. Precious: ...I just saw Hanyou shake his Buttox... Medli: WOO HOO!!! *claps* Alucard: GAH! I"VE BEEN BLINDED!!! You 4 can go on to the next round...PROVIDING THAT THING *points to Hanyou's butt* STAYS STILL!!! The four walk off the stage in smiles. Precious: *shivers* NEXT! Torn and S-W walk out. Medli: Oooh! yay!!! Another group thing! Alucard: *slaps forehead* Oi...this is not gonna be good. Torn: *snaps fingers* S-W: It"S GETTIN' HOT IN HERE! SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES! Torn: I am-gettin'-too hot- I'm gonna take my clothes off! *takes off his shirt and throws it to Precious* S-W: HOT IN HERRE!!! *takes off shirt and pants and throws them at Alucard* Alucard: WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS THIS NONSENSE?! THIS IS NOT A STRIP BAR!!! Torn: Let us pass and I'll...*touches his chest* awaken you to the pleasures of-- Precious: OKAY OKAY!!! SHUT UP!!! Alucard: We should Disqualify-- S-W: *starts rubbing Alucard* Torn: *sniff* THAT"S MY BOY!!! I'VE TAUGHT YOU WELL MAN!!! Alucard: GAH!!! YOU PASS, JUST GET THE HECK OUT OF MY FACE!! Torn and S-W give each other 5, put on their clothes, then head back to the staging area. Precious: ... Medli: although they couldn't sing at all, they managed to pass. These people are smart. Dorko, Silver, and Invader come out and sing the Start Spangled Banner. Precious: erm...waht was that? Dorko: The national anthem. Invader: Our national Anthem. Silver: HELL YES!! PATRIOTIC PRIDE!!! Wait...*looks at the judges confused faces* Precious: I'm from England. Our National Anthem is NOT THAT, I can tell you that much. Medli: Um...I don't know where I live, but I'm pretty sure that's not our national anthem...I think... Alucard: I'm from Hell. You three: Disqualified. Silver, Dorko, Invader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Alucard: You are disqualified for singing too nicely, singing an anthem which you don't even say the country it is from, and because I am from the Netherlands. Dorko throws garbage at Alucard, then the three walk off stage. Medli: Wow...I really thought you were from hell. Precious: Next! L:HoT steps out. L:HoT: Um, Torn said if I stripped for you, and I rubbed you, then I would like um, proceed... Alucard, Precious, Medli: ... Alucard: DISQUALIFIED!!! L:HoT: EH?! EWHAT? PRecious: *stands up and points to L:HoT* You are disqualified because you are copying another team, you were willing to strip, because you listened to Torn, and since you did not start your stripping in time ALUCARD WAS NOT PLEASED!!! *points to Alucard* Alucard: WHAT?! WHAT?!?!?! L:HoT: Oh well, I tried my best. I did not have any singing lessons. Medli: that's okay, you can go now. We don't want you anymore. L:HoT leaves the building. Alucard: YOU STUPID BEANIE FREAK!!! EXPLAIN YOURSELF!!! Precious: I was just kidding around...Come on Alucard, this is KG, lighten up. Medli: Yeah! Precious and Medli start laughing. Alucard: Well..they will never make it out of the second round...it will be their last. THEY WILL FEAR MY MANIACAL EVIL LAUGH!!! *starts to moo* To be continued... 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mdonut281 Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 (edited) At the judges' table... Alucard: And that is how the plan will go, capise? Precious: That's not a plan... but okay. Medli: *manaiacal laugh* Alucard and Precious stare in shock. Medli: oops. I meant *giggle*. Sorry Precious: ALL RIGHT!!! CONTESTANTS!!! ASSEMBLE ON THE FRONT STAGE!! KG DREAMER, ADMIN AUDITIONS EPISODE TWO!!! THE CLIMACTIC CONCLUSION~ in a half-demon, half-human sense. The head honchos of KG, and Medli, are in charge of finding another "over paid, slave driving, bossy member" (as told by Torn) to help maintain KG. assembling on the stage are Donut, Hanyou, HoT, K-mage, Torn, and SW. Precious: You six...you are the best...of the best. Medli: One way or another, you found your way past our test. This is round two. Alucard: THIS IS NO BED OF ROSES!! IT IS A BED OF THORNS, SISSY GIRLS!!! Hanyou: *whispers to Torn* How did he know? Torn: *whipsers to Hanyou* Beats me. I think he can read your shirt. Hanyou looks at his shirt, which reads I AM SISSY FAN GIRL. Alucard: As I was saying... this is the second test. After this lies the third and final test. We won't tell you what it is, for information that marinates overnight is deadly. Precious: *whispers to Alucard* you have no freaking clue, do you? Alucard: *whispers* Nope, none. Medli: So!!! Alucard: Oh yes. Your next test will be.... A DEATHMATCH!!! Everyone gasps. Alucard: But no..it will be a game... with WEAPONS... Dorko bursts through the doors. Dorko: YOU!!! YOU WERE HOLDING OUT ON US!!! I WANTED TO PLAY HALO!!! THIS IS HALO ISN'T IT?! Medli: *calls the security guards* Before the security guards come in, Silver and Invader drag Dorko out the doors. Dorko: HALOOOO!!!!! Precious: Bloody weirdo. Alucard, continue on. Alucard: It will be in virtual reality.... so don't worry. And contrary to what Dorko has said about it being about Halo... no, it will be STAR WARS THEMED!!! Hanyou: *screams with delight* Precious: Yeah... it will be Star Wars based, however you will be in a map, trying to kill each other. There is a time limit, and whoever is alive within the time limit moves on. Any questions? Alucard: Of course not you bloody potato peeler. NOW ENTER THE MATRIX!!! *claps hands, everything goes black* FWOOOOOSH!!! Everyone is transported to the Bespin Towers, each in a separate place. Donut: Whoa.... what a ride... Hanyou: That fool. It is not the Matrix.. Torn: Sigh... All I wanted was the job... oh! *spots a weapon on the ground* *picks it up and reads it* A Tenloss...disruption...rifle. Uh, okay, fine, whatever. *shoots some bunny, and the bunny disintergates* Holy crap... HoT: stupid game. *picks up a weapon lying next to her* OOH!!! Thermal detonators!!! I wonder what these do!!! K-mage: *on the ground* I wanted a nicer landing... *gets up, and spots a weapon* OOOH!!! A rocket launcher!!! *picks it up* Torn: ... SW: ... Torn and SW are found to be staring at each other. Torn: You checking me out? SW: No. Shut up. Torn: ah...so the student takes after the teacher... SW: No...the student SURPASSES the teacher... Torn: Shut up. No amateur horny weirdo will be admin at KG. It takes a pro. SW: Shut up...and just let it ride. *uses the force, and a lightsaber comes into his hand* Torn: oh you just bring it. *gets his disruptor rifle ready* Meanwhile...at Hanyou and Donut's location.... Hanyou: oooh... I finally have you in my grasp...I will strike your Rear down... Donut: oooh... such harsh words from a "sissy girl". *gives Hanyou the finger* Hanyou: that is all a facade.... I am a brilliant schemer... I lead people into false accusations... they are blind to the wrath of... DARTH HANYOU!!! Hanyou changes his shirt to one with Darth Vader on it. Donut: ...dork. Anyway, I'll stop your stupid scheming and you can go back to fawning over HoT... And I'll be admin. Hanyou: Since this is Star Wars... and I am a Darth... I can do THIS!! *starts to choke Donut with the force* Donut: Female Dog. *frees himself with the force* Elsewhere...near K-Mage and HoT... K-mage: YAY!! *starts shooting random rockets in the sky* HoT: YAY!! *starts to throw random detonators all over the place* BOOM!!! One of the thermal detonators lands near K-mage. K-Mage: WHAT WAS THAT?! *gets up and sees HoT* HoT: ooopsie... sorry K-mage. K-mage: SORRY?! SoRRY!? *shoots a rocket at HoT* HoT: UGH! SHUT UP YOU WITCH!!! *throws a thermal detonator at the incoming rocket, it makes contact and goes: BooM. Torn: What was that? SW: SHADDUP!! *starts to run towards Torn with his lightsbaer* INFIDEL!! Torn: PERVERT!!! *shoots L: HoT with lasers* SW: *Blocks lasers with lightsaber* DO BETTER THAN THAT PUNK!! *flashes Torn* Torn: ... *moons SW* SW: GAH!! I'VE BEEN BLINDED!!! INFIDEL!!! Torn: *starts to hump SW* SW: WHAT THE BLOODY FLIP!? *shoves off Torn* Torn: *grabs lightsaber before getting shoved off* Thank you...stupid padawan. SW: NOOOO!!!! TIME TO GET HUMPALICIOUS!!! *takes out EMP Mag Pulse gun* NOW DIE TEACHER!!! DIE!!! *clicks the trigger* Nothing happens. SW: ...? Wtf? WAIT OMG- *blows himself up and flies away* Torn: I got myself a new lightsaber. *walks off whistling* Meanwhile...at HoT and K-mage's Conflict... HoT: I LOVE LINK!!! LINK IS MINE Female Dog!!! *throws a can of tomato sauce at k-mage* K-mage: YEAH RIGHT!!! YOU JUST WANT A GUY TO FLOAT YOUR BOAT YOU HOOKER!!! *throws it back* HoT: Sigh...this can't be settled with this. *throws tomato sauce away* K-Mage: You're right... Then what do we do? HoT: EXCEL EXCEL TIME WOMAN!!! HAIL IL PALLAZZO!!! K-Mage: WHAT?! OH HECK NO!! INVADER ZIM ALL THE WAY!!! YES S.I.R!!! SW comes and lands right between them. SW: Why hello ladies...are you Bleaching it? HoT: I"M GONNA BLEACH YOU!!! *kicks SW* SW: Oh! *looks at his gun* Now it works...--- There Is a large boom, and a flash of light. HoT, SW, AND K-MAGE BLEW UP THEMSELVES. THEY ARE REMOVED FROM THE GAME.[/b] Torn: that's a shame. Now...to Hanyou and Donut... Hanyou: You have caused me great grief... Donut: WHAT?! How? Hanyou: Shut it. *attacks with red lightsaber* Donut: *blocks with green lightsaber* ... Hanyou: The duel of the fates... do you LIKE IT?! Donut: SHADDUP!!! *kicks Hanyou Isshin style* Hanyou: That wasn't Star Wars... Donut: SO WHAT?! *cuts off Hanyou's...wireless plan* Hanyou: NOOOOOooooooooooo!! Now they CAN"T hear me now!!! *fire grows around him* You... MORON!!! * strikes down Donut with lightning* Donut: Noo...please...*faints* DONUT HAS BEEN ANNIHILATED. DONUT IS REMOVED FROM THE GAME. Torn: that's nice. Hanyou: YES!!! I RULE!!! THE BRILLIANT SCHEMER—*notices Torn* Torn: Continue with what you were saying. Hanyou: Erm...um... *shuffles feet* Torn: That's right, you're my Female Dog Hanyou: AM NOT!!! *starts to cry* Torn: That's okay... I mean– Hanyou strikes Torn down with lightning. TORN HAS BEEN ANNIHILATED. TORN WAS REMOVED FROM THE GAME. Hanyou: *cries* I KILLED TORN!!! WAAAHHH!!! Precious appears. PRECIOUS HAS LOGGED IN. PRECIOUS HAS JOINED THE GAME. Precious: seeing as how you managed to stay alive within the time limit, I am here to announce that you will have to battle– Precious got struct with lightning by Hanyou. PRECIOUS HAS BEEN ANNHILATED. PREICOUS IS REMOVED FROM THE GAME. Hanyou: Uh.... Hanyou is warped back to the KG admin office. Before him is Cr8zy, Precious, and Alucard. Hanyou: I.... made it? Alucard: yeah, yeah... seeing as how you killed the last test subject.... Cr8zy: We have reason to make you our... Precious: New admin of KG!!! Congratulations Hylian_Hanyou!!! Alucard: Yes...Precious is still here...I mean, Congrats! Cr8zy: *does the super sexy ghostbusting pose. Hanyou starts crying with joy. Meanwhile, in the SPAM forum... HoT: So we have another overpaid, slave-driving, bossy member to order us around. Great. Torn: You think if I sleep with him he'll be demoted? Dorko: Man, he wouldn't even enjoy it. Torn: ...how would you know? Invader: *slaps Dorko* YEAH!!! How WOULD you know? Dorko: I'm only saying... he's not gay. *pushes Torn away...because Torn was rubbing him* Silver: That's right. He's not. Donut: No crap... Hanyou: *walks in* Ah...the good public of KG. K-mage: okay everyone, on three. THREE!!! Throws Torn at Hanyou Hanyou: GAH!!! GET OFF MEE!!! *pushes Torn away* I'd bite my thumb at thee... but I have an assignment. Donut: Shut up, we don't' take– Hanyou: No, you shut up. This involves the termination...of Alucard. SW: Alucard? Why? Silver: Yeah... I thought he was a fellow admin. Hanyou: he is not admin material...he is from hell and he must be stopped. Donut: I hear ya. *turns to everyone* You guys up for another run? Everyone smiles. End of KG Dreamer, admin auditions saga. Edited August 18, 2007 by mdonut281 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Meanwhile... on the outskirts of KG near it's entrance gates... Hanyou: This, my friends, is the entrance. The entrance, to the Staff Lounge. Torn: ... from the look of this place, it looks like a prison detention cell that Hugh Hefner pimped up with Bill Gate's money. Hanyou: Well, the reason it looks better than KG is because it's for staff. Mainly a place where tha admin can relax. Even though it's fenced off, I'm surprised you haven't seen it. It's only in the back of KG. Torn: Oh, I'm sorry I don't get out as much as you do. Silver: Look, that's all nice and all Tron, but can we PLEASE hurry and get out of this rain? It's pouring freaking buckets... Torn: And lucky me, I'm wearing WHITE! Assigned with a secret assignment, Hanyou, the newly appointed admin at KG, has brought along his "crack team" of specialists— Torn: Sorry to butt in, but CRACK TEAM?! Does Hanyou think we're freaking DRUG ADDICTS?!!? Hanyou: Shows how much you know about tactics. Torn: You're lucky I wasn't meaning the OTHER crack... you know... Hanyou: stop it. NOW. As we were saying, a crack team of specialists, which consisted of Silver, Torn, Donut, Robokat, and Kya, to counter a "new evil" that was rumored to have arisen at KG... Donut: So... is that the gate? *points to big huge golden gates* Hanyou: Indeed. Kya: And is that a big huge giant dodongo protecting it? Hanyou: Indeed. Silver: Okay, it hasn't seen us yet, so we can just sneak— Torn has run up to the giant dodongo. Silver: TRON!!! WTF?! Dodongo: ... *looks at Torn* Torn: *deep breath* AI YI YI YI YI YI !!!! *runs toward dodongo* Dodongo: ... Torn: AI YI YI YI YI YI YI YI!!! *still running* Dodongo: ... Torn: *still running and screaming.* Dodongo: ... Torn: *stops in fornt of the dodongo* Dodongo: So... what brings you to my doorstep? Torn: GET OUT OF MY WAY!!! I WSH TO GO PAST YOU INTO THE LOUNGE OF ADMINS!!! Dodongo: ... nah. I can't let you do that. You haven't beaten me in a battle yet. Torn: OH YEAH!? *flashes the dodongo with his chest* BEAT THAT!!! Dodongo: ARRGUH!!! I"M BLIND!!! Torn: really? Dodongo: no. *blows a fireball at Torn* Torn: HOT!!! HOT HOW HOT!!! *flies past the crack team* Dodongo: How nice... it's DINNER time... Silver: GASP!!! HE'S SPOTTED US MEN!!! Robokat: Must you say GASP? Why can't you gasp like this? *gasp* Dodongo: And you're stupid too... a fine meal you'll make. Kya: NOT SO FAST!!! *holds out her hands and they begin to glow* Dodongo: *stops* Feh... my hide is strong. No living man can penetrate it. Kya: I am no man... *uses magic and throws the dodongo a million miles away* Hanyou: and that, my friend, is why you're with us. Now, let us continue to the gates. With the pouring rain and the dark of night on our side, we shouldn't be spotted. Torn: OKAY! *dances* Donut: So... *looks up at gate* How're we gonna open this again? Hanyou: my manly strength. Everyone laughs. Hanyou: I AM NOT A HANYOU FOR NOTHING!!! WATCH!!! Hanyou puts his hands around the gate and pulls. ... Nothing happens. Donut: Need help? Hanyou: NONSENSE!!! *tries again* Torn: Are you sure? Hanyou: *lets go* Sigh... This should call for a better plan... I need time to think about it. Mission aborted. Robokat: and we lose our sanity for standing out here in the rain for nothing. Kya: *looks at the roof of the Admin lounge* Hanyou: Is everything all right? Kya: *smiles* Yeah, no problem. Eveything's fine. Now let's get out of this rain. Everyone leaves. Alucard: *grinning evily atop the roof* Yes... everything's fine... SEASON PREMIER!!! LOVE!!! HATE!!! EXCITEMENT!!! FEAR!!! JEALOUSY!!! CORRUPTION!!! THE GROUNDBREAKING KG DREAMER, THE BEGINNING OF THE END!!! KG DREAMER: CONSPIRACY SAGA~ Murder of an Admin Meanwhile, at KG... Donut: LOOK!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I COULDN"T SHOW UP LAST NIGHT!!! I WAS ON A MISSION!!! K-mage: LIAR!!! YOU WERE PROBABLY FLIRTING WITH SOME GIRL!!! Donut: *twitch* K-mage: Look, all I'm saying is, this isn't going in the right direction. Um... I think we should just be friends. Can you handle that? Donut: Yeah... I understand. Handle. Whatever. K-mage: Thanks... *walks away* HoT: *walks up to donut* What was that about? Donut: We DID yell... so about everyone in a 5 mile radius could hear... so don't act like you didn't hear anything. HoT: Aww... *pats donut on the back* Donut: ...wtf? HoT: I'm just trying to be comforting!!! :( Donut: Then do it to Hanyou or something... Akane. HoT: *twitch* FINE!!! AS IF YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL!!! *storms off* Donut: Dumb as a brick, macho chick.... Hanyou: *slaps donut with a fish* I would kill you, but we have a meeting. Donut: *sigh* This is having a real hard time on my social life. Hanyou: Cry me a river. *drags Donut into his office, then shuts the door* Inside the office is HoT, Invader, Silver, Kya, Robokat, Robby K, and Donut. Donut: YOU!!! I THOUGHT YOU STORMED OFF!!! *points at HoT* HoT: I was taken in by Hanyou, who DOESN"T offfend me. Hanyou: *blushes* Robby: Yeah, yeah, yeah... now let's get this over with. I heard you mission was a screw up. Torn: *walks in* Hey, it's not my fault Hanyou was a weak little pusssy. Hanyou: *blushes* *whimpers* Silver: Yeah... ANYWAY... Hanyou: YES! Back to the topic at hand. Everyone pays attention. Hanyou: It has come to my attention that Alucard is not your run of the mill person. He has been convicted of killing people, and in my opinion, that's pretty heavy. Robokat: ...duh. Hanyou: Do not interupt me you slime. I am in serious mode, and you do not interupt me. UNDERSTOOD? Robokat: *whimper* Hanyou: Now then. I am not aware if the other admin have noticed this in Alucard... but I feel he is planning something. Silver: Do tell. There is a crash outside. Hanyou: *perks up* This is not the time. Things aren't safe now. I'll let you know when to meet again. Meeting adjourned. *hanyou exits the room* Everyone else goes outside too. ... That evening... in cr8zy's office.... Blaire: Thanks for letting me stay over Cr8zy. Cr8zy: No problem!!! A fan like you should be properly treated! Have some hot cocoa. Blaire: Thanks. *takes it and sips it carefully* Cr8zy: It's getting late... but did you have something to talk to me about? Blaire: No, It's just that I feel safer in here because S-W likes to peep on the girls on Wednesdays... Cr8zy: It's Tuesday. Blaire: That doesn't stop him.... he comes in early in the morning. Cr8zy: Then something has to be done... thank you for letting me know. Go to sleep now. :) Blaire: Thanks... *goes to sleep* ... The next morning... Blaire: *gets up* YawN... *goes out of office, half asleep, and walks down the hall* Whoo–hoo... I am super! *dances a little* Super sexy ghostbusting pose will exterminate even the toughest... AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *big huge super scream* In front of Blaire is Ghostbuster Admin Cr8zy, hanging on the wall like a painting, slashed and bleeding. From the look in his eyes... he is dead. END OF KG CONSPIRACY... PART 1 ! Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Meanwhile... at KG.... Blaire: *gets up* YawN... *goes out of office, half asleep, and walks down the hall* Whoo–hoo... I am super! *dances a little* Super sexy ghostbusting pose will exterminate even the toughest... AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! *big huge super scream* In front of Blaire is Ghostbuster Admin Cr8zy, hanging on the wall like a painting, slashed and bleeding. From the look in his eyes... he is dead. Everyone comes running out. Donut: WHAT?! WHAT?! *looks around* Invader: Blaire, was that you? Blaire: *points to Cr8zy on the wall, trembling* Everyone Gasps. Dorko: WTF?! WHO THE HELL.... HoT: OH! *starts crying into Donut’s shoulder* Precious: This.... can’t be... *deep breaths* Hanyou: HEY! EVERYONE, PLEASE CLEAR THE AREA AND GO BACK TO YOUR ROOMS!!! We must conduct an official investigation. Robokat: CALL THE POLICE!!! HE’S BEEN MURDERED!!! Alucard: All that blood... all the slash marks... gee, who the hell did this? Blaire: *points to SW* IT WAS HIM!!!! *still sobbing* SW: WTF?! WHY ME?! I swear, I DIDN”T DO IT WOMAN!!!! Blaire: Yeah, of course you did. You like to go and spy on the girls in the morning on Wednesday, and Cr8zy tried to stop you, so you KILLED HIM LIKE JACK THE RIPPER!!! Hanyou: Actually... Jack the Ripper didn’t...--- Blaire: I DON”T FudgeING CARE!!! THERE’S A DEAD FRIEND IN FRONT OF MY EYES, I WANT JUSTICE DAMMIT!!! Precious: *puts arm around Blaire’s shoulder* Shh... just come with me, we’ll talk things over. *turns to hanyou* I cant trust you’ll get to the bottom of this. Alucard, come with me to the staff lonuge. You too Robokat. Robokat and Alucard follow Precious, who is bring Blaire to the staff longue. Torn: Hanyou. Hanyou: Yes, indeed. Let’s call a meeting. LOVE!!! HATE!!! EXCITEMENT!!! FEAR!!! JEALOUSY!!! CORRUPTION!!! THE GROUNDBREAKING KG DREAMER, THE BEGINNING OF THE END!!! KG DREAMER: CONSPIRACY SAGA~ PART 2 Meanwhile... in the office of Hanyou... Invader: I cant’ erase that image from my head... L:HoT: Yeah... thanks, you just had to remind me of it all over again. Hanyou: There will be a time to grieve. But now is not that time. It is time to take action. Donut: take action?! HoW!? Torn: Simple... just find out who done it, right? Hanyou: Exactly. Robby K: But it’s not exactly obvious to who did it, I mean, no one was there at the time.... Kya: That’s true. Robokat: Something has come to my attention... we were trying to sneak into the admin longue last night, but why all the sneaking? I mean you’re an admin, you could’ve gotten us in there. Hanyou: Don’t doubt me. I have my reasons. And I wouldn’t want any of the others to find out when the self-welcoming service says “Welcome Hanyou and Guests”. Donut: Bloody rich people. Hanyou: SO! Now’s the time to take action. The assailant must be on the run. We must gather information, starting with EVERYONE in this room. Hanyou set up a chair next to his desk, and one by one called the people to it while the others stayed in another corner of the room. Hanyou: So Robokat, where were YOU *points at Robokat* during the hours of 11:00 PM and 5:00 AM? Robokat: Playing Paper Mario, sir... Meanwhile... with the rest of the congregation... SW: Idiot, just go and apologize to her. If you do this, you have bigger balls than me. Dorko: So wait, just because you go peeking at women means you have bigger balls than him? What about me huh?! SW: I wasn’t meaning that... but...ah just drop it. Donut: *sits down* I guess blowing up at her wasn’t the best thing to do. Dorko: *sits down next to him* Duh... Now on this weapons detail, does it include swords? Donut: Swords? Dorko: Or in my language, the language of the Bushido, the Katana? Donut: Wtf... why do you need a katana? Anyway, I know Hanyou has one, ask him later. Dorko: To hack and slash down the enemy that has killed my favorite ghostbuster. *looks at SW* One more time... for the record. SW: Fine.. Whatever... Dorko and SW do the super sexy ghostbusting pose. HoT: *looks at them* ... Donut: ... *turns the other way* HoT: Guys, mind if I talk to Donut alone? SW: Sure... I guess. *walks away. HoT: Ahem. *glares at Dorko* Dorko: What is it woman? You dare to glare at me? A Samurai? Invader: *walks over* But you’re white! Dorko: Tsk tsk tsk... haven’t you heard of the Last Samurai? With Tom Cruise? I am so him right now... HYO...YAH! *strikes a weird awkward questionable pose* Invader: Okay... enough of that... Silver wants to piss you off. *drags Dorko away* Hey HoT, do your thing. *wink* Donut: *looks up* Um... you want a seat? *moves down* HoT: Oh, thank you. *sits down* Sigh... Where to start... Donut: Uh..uh...banblaf...ajsl;nlfiuawh... HoT: ...? Huh? Dorko: He says he’s sorry. Donut: *nods* HoT: why can’t he say it straight? Invader: Because he can’t. You’re here. HoT: Wait, how did all you get here? Dorko: Tis only two of us. Donut: ... uh... HoT... HoT: *looks at Donut* Um, yes? Donut: I’m sorry for bursting out at you like that... it wasn’t my place. HoT: It’s okay... Just don’t scare me like that again. :) Dorko: Also he’d like to say he loves you very much and he’d like to hug and kiss you right about now. Invader: I’m sorry, what was that Dorko? Dorko: I said... *in a much louder voice* Also he’d like to say he loves you very much and he’d like to hug and kiss you right about now!!! Hanyou: DOOOOONNUUUUTT!!!! Donut: *sigh* Coming... *grabs Dorko’s shirt* I’ll kill you later.*walks to Hanyou’s desk* Invader: Don’t you love meddling?! OOOOH!!! I LOVE MEDDLING!!! Robby: Silver, you’re good friends with her right? Silver: Not at the current moment. Want to go get some coffee or something? I’m done with my interview. Robby: Sure thing. At Hanyou Desk... Hanyou: Explain to me what the hell that was about you forker. Donut: Forker? Don’t you mean... Sporko? Hanyou: look, shut up. I know you didn’t do it, but instead I find you guilty of another crime. Trying to steal my girlfriend. Donut: You and her... you hooked up?! WTF?! Everyone is silent. Donut: I’m sorry... he just started asking me if I was showering in the nude. Torn: Yo man, that’s what I’d ask you. Everyone goes back to what they’re doing. Hanyou: Look...you make one false move and I have your head you stupid spoiled good. Donut: all right, all right... whatever. Not that she’d like me back anyway. Hanyou: WHAT!? REPEAT THAT YOU BASTARD!!! Donut: oops. *gets up and walks out of the room* Hanyou: Sigh... Kya, please approach the desk. Kya: *sits down* So um, what’s the first question? Hanyou: Where were you last night? Kya: I managed to get into the admin’s longue... I was with Alucard. And Precious. Why? Hanyou: Managed? Kya: Well, we were part of the team that was sneaking in, so managed meaning I made it, and... Hanyou: I get it. What were you doing there? Kya: *blushes* Staring at Precious... Hanyou: ... uh...uh... *gulps* Well, okay. I’ll just confirm that you were with them when I see them. Thank you for your time. Kya: No problem. *smiles* Later that night... Kya: Woo.. So lucky not to have a mission tonight... yay! *skips down a hall* Alucard: *appears out of the shadows* Kya... you have done well. That was some serious cover-up. Kya: Alucard? Alucard: That smile of yours...is so captivating. Yet... you can hide so much answers behind it. Yummy. *grins* Kya: You know I only smile like that at Precious... Sorry, you’re a little too goth for me. Alucard: Goth... or just dressed in too much black? *snaps his fingers and his clothes turn out red* Kya: Whatever... heh heh. Alucard: Join me tonight Miss Kya... for tonight we feast. Precious has whipped up Macaroni and Cheese... Hanyou: *behind a pillar, watching them walk away* Kya... Was she lying... or... Hmm... * walks down the hall in the other direction, quietly, out of sight* HoT: *hiding behind a pillar, viewed the whole thing* There’s something going on here... I gotta tell Donut... or somebody... *goes into the hall and starts walking away* K-Mage: *suddenly appears in front of her* Not so fast. HoT: Look... I’m not in the mood okay, K-mage? I think as a fellow girl, you’d understand that... *rolls her eyes and tries to wall past her* K-mage: *moves to the side, blocking her way* HoT: Ha ha. Whatever. *tries to walk the other way* K-Mage: You aren’t gonna escape. Not until I’m done punishing you. HoT: Punishing me... for what? Wait... is this about Donut? K-mage: Shut up Omelette du fromage. *slaps HoT* HoT: K-MAGE!!! OH!!!! WTF?! K-mage: *grins* I’m just gonna kill you now, oaky? HoT: *gulp* Donut... Hanyou... somebody... END of KG Conspiracy... Part TWO!!! Here is a preview of Part three... _____ Alucard: Precious. Precious: Yes Master? Alucard: Rise. Precious: *stands up and approaches Alucard* What is it? Alucard: It is time. _____ Torn: Now tell me, what the heck are we doing for this mission again? Silver: Getting Blaire out of there you idiot. Hanyou: Yes, Search, rescue, and get out. Minimum casualties. Kya : We’re not gonna kill anyone, geez... Hanyou: Not us killing them... but them killing us. Try not to die, okay? ______ Donut: I don’t care about her.. Right here, right now, I only care about you. HoT: ... Donut: *looks deep into her eyes* I’m so lucky to share my time with the most beautiful girl in the world... HoT: *blushes* ... Donut: *takes her hand* I’d want nothing more... *kisses her hand* than you and I... *kisses her forehead* to... *kisses her.* HoT: *gasps* WHAT THE FudgeING Fudge!? HOW...HOW...HOW DARE YOU!!!! and with HER!!! *points at Donut and --------------* Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Previously... Hanyou was spying on Kya and Alucard, who were headed into the direction of the admin’s longue. Hanyou, confused, retreated to his office. However, HoT was spying on Hanyou and the couple, and she holds valuable information... She quickly makes way to retreat to her room, however... K-Mage: *suddenly appears in front of HoT* Not so fast. HoT: Look... I’m not in the mood okay, K-mage? I think as a fellow girl, you’d understand that... *rolls her eyes and tries to wall past her* K-mage: *moves to the side, blocking her way* HoT: Ha ha. Whatever. *tries to walk the other way* K-Mage: You aren’t gonna escape. Not until I’m done punishing you. HoT: Punishing me... for what? Wait... is this about Donut? K-mage: Shut up Bimble. *slaps HoT* HoT: K-MAGE!!! OH!!!! WTF?! K-mage: *grins* I’m just gonna kill you now, oaky? HoT: *gulp* Donut... Hanyou... somebody... K-Mage: *hic* DIE Bimble!!! *tries to slap HoT, but misses horribly and falls on the ground* HoT: ... K-Mage: Come on! *hic* What Do you *hic* Think, that this is a *hic*.,.. HoT: ? K-Mage... are you drunk? K-mage: 0_o *puts a finger to her nose* shhh... don’t tell anyone... *giggle* HoT: Oookayyy.... So you aren’t trying to kill me? K-mage: NopE!!! Where’d you Get *stands up* That *hic* Idea? *falls down again* WHOA!!! Wow... weird. HoT: Where’d you get drunk? Omg K-mage! What the heck happened? *kneels next to K-mage* K-mage: We decided to have a funeral party for cr8zy... so Torn invited everyone for a party... someone spiked the punch and... *holds up 5 fingers* I DRANK 14 CUPS!!! HoT: 0_0 Let’s get you back to the party... or at least somewhere with a– K-mage: *throws up on HoT* HoT: ‘;; *brings K-mage back her to her room, goes to her own room and takes a shower, and goes to bed* Meanwhile... at the party... Torn: COME PEOPLE!!! I DIDN’T MAKE THAT PUNCH FOR NOTHING!!! SW: It’s a genius plan... all the girls get drunk, they fall asleep, and I get THEIR CLOTHING!!! MUAUAHAHAHAHHA!!! Torn: No need to yell it out loud... although... *looks at everybody in their drunken happy random activities* they wouldn’t notice anyway. Dorko: *sways over* Heeeeyyy... Torn. *faints on Torn* Silver: HA!!! *points at dorko* Torn: Hey silver... Silver: Yeah? Torn: You’re pretty hot. Silver: *blushes* Tron... Torn: Yeah, you’re sweating up a storm, I mean look at your shirt, its’ soaked. What’ve you been doing? Silver: *slaps Torn* Torn: It’s getting hot in here, take out all your clothes... *reaches for Silver* Silver: *slaps Torn and nails him in the balls* LOVE!!! HATE!!! EXCITEMENT!!! FEAR!!! JEALOUSY!!! CORRUPTION!!! THE GROUNDBREAKING KG DREAMER, THE BEGINNING OF THE END!!! KG DREAMER: CONSPIRACY SAGA~ PART 3 In a room in the admin’s longue... Alucard: My dear... care for more wine? *takes a sip* Kya: No, I’ll just eat my Pocky, thank you. *eats a Pocky stick* Precious: So, Kya, how is Blaire doing? Kya: She’s fine, Precious. Sleeping like an angel. Alucard: Yes... she has a most tremendous task.. To be KG’s guardian angel... Kya: Indeed. Now for the rest... Alucard: *puts down glass* Yes, yes. The party... Donut is there. You must hurt him in any way imaginable... you must break him. Kya: My magic should suffice then... Alucard: Make him wish death as the best alternative. Kya: *spaces out* Whoa.. *holds head* Where am I? Alucard: *eyes glow red, and looks into Kya’s* Now now, my dear, go do as you’re told. Kya: Of course... *smiles* Alucard: *snaps fingers and Kya disappear to the party* Precious: Okay, now what? Alucard: now what? What do you mean now what? Precious: Could I go see if Blaire’s okay? Alucard: Why’re you asking me for? You’re the head admin, you can do whatever you like. Precious: Okay, I’ll just– Alucard: *eyes glow red* Whatever you like... When I tell you to. At the HoT’s room... HoT: *lying on her bed* I gotta tell Donut what’s up... I mean... Kya, and Alucard... *gets up, puts on some decent clothes, then heads to the party* Meanwhile... at the party... ZF: SMILE!!! Donut: CHEESE!!! Torn: *jumps on his back* AND CRACKERS BABY!!! ZF: *takes the picture* Donut: NOOOOO!!! YOU FudgeING A little short for a Stormtrooper!!! *throws Torn at the wall* YOU JUST LOST AT STRIP POKER!!! DON’t YOU TOUCH ME!!! Torn: What? *shrugs* Donut: AND PUT ON SOME FREAKING CLOTHES!!! *throws Torn his pants* K-mage: WOOO!!! *runs by with her shirt off* Torn: *nosebleeds* Donut: This is getting out of hand... Dorko: AND I WIN!!! *falls back into his chair* Whoa... trippy. Silver: I WON!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! *falls on the table* ZZZzzzZZZ... Donut:*watches SW poke L:HoT with a stick and shivers* *walks outside of the room* Time to head... Ohh... The punch is getting to me.. Screwing with my head.. Whoa. Kya: Hey Donut! *catches donut as he starts to fall* Are you okay? HoT: *Walking down the hall* Where is he... wait, I hear their voices... their? Who’s that other voice other than donut’s...*peeks behind a wall and see donut and Kya* Donut: Kya... I’m so glad to see you. Kya: Me? Oh nah... you must mean K-mage. Donut: No... it’s you. Kya: Not HoT...? *flutters eyelashes* Donut: I don’t care about her.. Right here, right now, I only care about you. HoT: ... Donut: *looks deep into Kya’s eyes* I’m so lucky to share my time with the most beautiful girl in the world... Kya: *eyes flicker red for just a second* HoT: *blushes* ...I wish he’d say something like that to me... Donut: *takes Kya’s hand* I’d want nothing more... *kisses Kya’s hand* than you and I... *kisses Kya’s forehead* to... *kisses Kya’s lips.* HoT: *gasps* WHAT THE FudgeING Fudge!? HOW...HOW...HOW DARE YOU!!!! and with HER!!! *points at Kya* Donut: *turns around* WTF?! HoT?! What’re you doing here? HoT: *walks up to donut and slaps him. Hard. In fact, he’s on the ground* How could you... *starts to tear* toy with my feelings like that? *sniff* I thought.. You liked me... instead... *wipes her tears* You’re just pathetic. *kicks Donut in the gut* Donut: Ugh.. *starts throwing up* HoT: DON”T MAKE ME PITY YOU!!! Donut: HoT... wait... HoT: Too bad. It’s over. *runs away, crying* Kya: Too bad... want to go back to my room? Donut: No, I’m fine... or not... I’ll manage. Kya: Okay... tee hee! *disappears* Donut: Ugh... *blacks out* The next morning... Torn: Whoa... some freaking night that was...Ugh... Hang over to the max... *rolls over in bed, and notices there’s someone there.* Well it looks like I scored last night... but I don’t remember anything... *pulls back the covers hiding the person*... Holy Fudgeing hell. Silver: Shut the lights, my eyes are real bad in the Morn— AAAAAAAAAAAAA IIIIIIEEEEEE!!!!!!! There were two loud screams throughout KG. Soon, there were four. Then eight. And so on. Torn: WTF Bimble!!! GET OUT OF MY BED!!! Silver: WHAT?! THIS IS MY ROOM!!! Torn: Oh my... YOU BROUGHT ME BACK TO YOU’RE ROOM?! Silver: I DIDN”T!!! I don’t remember... actually... Torn: You’re lucky I don’t as well. I think someone set us up. In someone else’s room... Dorko: So for the record, neither of us... Robby: Are gay. Some one set us up, right? Dorko: Yep. Them bastards. In someone ELSE’s room... K-mage: wait... who’s leaving...Ow... my head hurts... and wher’es my shirt? Invader: *sneaks out quietly* That’s jsut wrong... Me and her... I”M NOT LESBIAN DAMMIT!!! *shakes fist at the sky* Torn: *pops in* I have to disagree with that. Invader: *smashes him with a hammer* In HoT’s room... Hanyou: Wow... I don’t know how to thank you... HoT: Um, it was nothing... *blushes* Hanyou: The best sleep I ever had... and that bed, goodness, don’t get me started. It works miracles. HoT: I’m gonna take a shower... you can see yourself out? Hanyou: There’s the door... HoT: Okay then *heads to her shower* In Donut’s room... Donut: Stupid punch... MY head is as sore as hell... *rubs head* Dreaming about HoT never hurt so much... Kya: Hello! *walks in form the shower wearing a towel* Donut: ... *nosebleed* KYA?! Kya: ha ha!!! Funny guy... *wipes donut’s nosebleed up* Is that... better? Donut: Yeah.. I guess... Um, what’re you doing in my room? Kya: Don’t you remember? Last night? I mean, you were screaming my name in so much ecstacy... And I was so happy... I couldn’t speak... Donut: WHAT?! YOU MEAN... *points to bed, then to Kya and him, then the bed again* YOU AND I... wE... Kya: Yeah!!! It was great. Donut: No...way... Just no freaking possible way... Kya: Awww.... was I just not that good? Donut: Just shut up right now... this isn’t the time... Kya: FINE!!! IF YOU HATE ME JUST SAY SO!!! *storms out, and slams the door* Donut: Wait!!! Kya!!! *opens the door* HoT and Donut live right across the hall from one another. Hanyou: *standing there with the door open* ... Kya just ran away and disappeared... in a freaking towel.. What the Fudge... Donut: Yeah, I just woke up, and– wait, why’re you with HoT? Hanyou: I decided to spend the night and sleep with her. Why? Donut: *sickening silence* I’ve... got to take a shower... it might just... *slams the door* Hanyou: I should’ve at least told him she slept on the floor and I slept on the bed...It really was the best sleep I ever had... I wonder why guy’s beds aren’t made like that... *walks back to his office* In the admin Longue... Alucard: How bad did you play it out? Kya: That fool wishes he hadn’t been born... or at least born as a guy. *smiles* Alucard: Yes... *grins* So? Did you have to do anything else besides moving the bodies? Kya: No... just a simple kiss. I borrowed his shower, but that was it. Although I did lead him to believe much more than that. *smiles* Alucard: Ha ha... serves him right. And everyone else? Kya: They are busy thinking they’re gay, lesbian, or just insane with the people they’re waking up with. Alucard: Ha ha... *grins* this is good... At another meeting... Hanyou: So you all woke up in someone else’s bed with someone else? Everyone says yes. Hanyou: *sigh* Something’s up... What it is, I wonder... Torn: I wonder who got Blaire? I mean, even sharing the bed with her... Robby: Wait, where is Blaire? Invader: A VERY good question. Kya: Oh!!! I remember Alucard, Precious, and Robokat taking her to the admin’s longue!!! She might still be there. Hanyou: Brilliant Deduction!!! Kya: Actually.. I saw her when I was in the admin’s longue... and they had her bound up. Something’s going on... it’s weird. Precious wouldn’t stop stroking her hair... Hanyou: THAT’S ATROCIOUS!!! WE HAVE A MISSION ON OUR HANDS!!! The meeting ends, and Everyone goes outside. Hanyou: HoT, I need to have a word with you. HoT: Oh, okay. Donut: *watches HoT walk to Hanyou* Oh no... Hanyou: *whipsers to HoT* HoT: WHAT?! IS THAT TRUE?! Donut: Oi.. This is bad. *slaps forehead* Hanyou: *whispers some more* Hot: NO FudgeING WAY!!! Donut: This is totally bad... GAH!!! HoT and Hanyou turn around to face Donut. Donut: Look, okay, yes, I did sleep with Kya, but I was drunk!!! You gotta understand... I don’t even remember a thing!!! I mean...– HoT? HoT: *tearing up* You... slept with her? Donut: ... I thought Hanyou told you that. Hanyou: I only merely stated that Excel Saga and Ranma DVD’s would be my gift to her for Christmas. Donut: What... Oh no. HoT: YOU SLEPT WITH HER?! WHY!!! Donut: I told you!!! I don’t even remember anything!!! HoT: Oh, I’m sure you remember that kiss, don’t you? Donut: Kiss... Kiss... oh crap. HoT: YEAH!! YOU LITTLE BASTARD, HOW DARE YOU TOY WITH ME FEELINGS LIKE THAT!!! First, telling me you like me, then kissing Kya, then STABBING ME IN THE FudgeING BACK BY SLEEPING WITH HER!!! DonuT: I never even told you that I liked you!!! HoT: LIKE IT WASN’T OBVIOUS!!! Donut: ... Well... At least I didn’t go to bed with a weasel. HoT: What?! *slaps Donut* Say that again... Donut: AT LEAST I DIDN’T SLEEP WITH HANYOU!!! I MEAN, WHAT THE Fudge IS WRONG WITH YOU!!! Hanyou: *steps forward* We are happily in love, thank you. HoT: *pushes Hanyou away, then points at Donut* WHAT’RE YOU TALKING ABOUT, I NEVER SLEPT WITH HIM!!! Hanyou: We merely were very VERY friendly to each other. HoT: OH SHUT UP!!!*kicks hanyou* Donut: So is THAT what you do with your boyfriends? Sleep with them then DENY IT AFTER?! HoT: We did sleep, but it’s not what– Donut: SHUT UP! I DON”T FudgeING CARE ANYMORE!!! I’LL JUST HAVE TO KILL MYSELF TO END THIS FudgeING CONFLICT!!! THEN YOU CAN GO SLEEP WITH WEASEL MAN ANY TIME YOU LIKE!!!*storms out* Hanyou: ... I have to gather information for our mission. * goes out of the office* HoT: ... *sits in a corner, draws circles in the floor, all while crying* I hope.. *sniff * he really doesn’t kill himself... *sniff*... we didn’t even get to say sorry to each other... and he doesn’t even know I was on the ground while Hanyou had the bed... Later... At the Gates to the Admin’s Longue... Torn: Now tell me, what the heck are we doing for this mission again? Silver: Getting Blaire out of there you idiot. Hanyou: Yes, Search, rescue, and get out. Minimum casualties. Kya : We’re not gonna kill anyone, geez... Hanyou: Not us killing them... but them killing us. Try not to die, okay? Donut: Come on, what could possibly go wrong? Hanyou: It’s Alucard... I believe he can kill us all... Silver: Yeah right! Funniest thing I heard this morning. Torn: There’s still that thing about the voice announcing that you enter. We won’t be exactly entering quietly. Hanyou: We will... Donut: How? Hanyou: *brings out a bunch of shovels* We dig. Torn: Time to get diiiiiiiirrrrttyyy. Silver: Tron, no. Just no. Torn: *shrugs* Everyone starts digging. Kya: You do realize we’re trying to sneak in during BROAD DAYLIGHT right? Hanyou: Yeah. So? Kya: ... In the Admin’s Longue... watching from a window are Alucard and Precious. Alucard: Precious. Precious: Yes Master? Alucard: Rise. Precious: *stands up and approaches Alucard* What is it? Alucard: It is time. Precious: For what, master? Alucard: To unlock the secret of KG. The pieces are falling into place. Fetch Blaire for me, I must debrief her on our... ceremony. Precious: Of course Master. *bows and goes to Blaire’s room* Alucard: They will all perish at the expense of KG... even Hanyou, for he is just a pawn that dreams of becoming a queen. END OF KG DREAMER PART 3!!! Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Meanwhile... at the digging site of a plan to sneak in to the Admin Lounge at KG... Hanyou: KEEP DIGGING YOU LITTLE SISSY GIRLS!!! Donut: *throws shovel at Hanyou* SHADDUP!!! Hanyou: That hurt... although not as much as you hurt HoT by sleeping with Kya... Kya: *throws shovel at Hanyou* SHADDUP!!! Hanyou: *unconsious* ... Silver: *digging* So, you heard what happened? Torn: Yeah.... *digging* Pretty deep stuff... Donut, of all people... Robo: *shrugs* I woke up with Z=F. I think I found a new side of myself. Silver: .... OKAY! Keep digging people... even with Hanyou unconsious, we must keep digging... Torn, you looks strong, lead the way. Torn: I’m not your Bimble. Silver: No, you’re my beeyotch So lead the way. The “Crack Team” Keeps on digging.... As — Torn: WTF?! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CALLING US A CRACK TEAM!? Robo: :shifty: They know about my stash? Torn: No... BUT THEY’LL KNOW ABOUT THIS!!! *moons everyone* Silver: GAH!!! SO WHITE!!! Robo: I’M DYING!!! I SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL!!! Donut: I’M BLIND!!! Kya: ME TOO!!! *throws shovel at torn’s Bum* Torn: OW!!! *stops the view* Robo: thank goodness for Kya. Silver: I know... *sigh* I swear, I saw my life flash before my eyes... Donut: *kicks Hanyou* Wake up, you missed the show. Hanyou: what show? torn: YOU DIDN'T SEE IT YET?! *moons Hanyou* Hanyou: AAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *faints* LOVE!!! HATE!!! EXCITEMENT!!! FEAR!!! JEALOUSY!!! CORRUPTION!!! THE GROUNDBREAKING KG DREAMER, THE BEGINNING OF THE END!!! KG DREAMER: CONSPIRACY SAGA~ PART 4 Meanwhile... at the Admin’s longue... Alucard: Ah... I’m getting tired. I’m off to go for a nap... I hope you can take care of yourself Precious. Precious: *nods head* Alucard: Good. *snaps fingers* I’ll be off to my chambers... don’t come and disturb me unless I say so. Precious: *spaces out* Whoa... *shakes head* Dizzy... Alucard: *goes to his bedroom* Precious: *looks up and smiles* This is it... it ends here, Alucard. *goes to the room where Blaire is being kept prisoner* Precious: Blaire!!! Blaire: PRECIOUS!!! *hugs Precious* Precious: No time now... I’ve got to get you out of here. Blaire: Huh? You’re rescuing me? Precious: Yeah... Keep it down though, Alucard is sleeping... Blaire: Alucard... *shivers* Protect me!!!! Precious: *gulp* Okay... Blaire: *holding Precious’ hand* So, uh, what’s up? Why’s Alucard acting like this? Precious: I have no idea... but it can’t be good. We have to find Hanyou, I can at least trust him. *runs down the hall with Blaire in hand* Blaire: You guys have a nice place... WHY DON’T YOU LET US IN HERE?! *slaps Precious on the head* Precious: Ouch... well, I don’t know... Blaire: Oh, it’s okay Let’s just head out of here. Precious: THERE’S THE DOOR!!! *points to the door* Blaire: Yay! Almost there... Precious *goes through the doors with Blaire* MADE IT!! Blaire: YES!!! AWESOME!!! Admin Recognition Voice: Thank you for visiting the Admin’s Longue PRECIOUS and ONE GUEST. Please enjoy your stay at KG. Precious: Oh Poop. Alucard: *suddenly appears in front of them* Ah... Precious... what’re you up to...? *grins* Precious: Oh... I was taking Blaire to the bathroom.... why? Alucard: Tsk tsk tsk... we have 10 bathrooms in the longue, and they’re the best in the place... why settle for anything else? Precious: Well... Uh..– Alucard: Shut up. *slaps Precious* It appears people are aware of what’s going on while I use my mind control on them... otherwise, how’d you know where Blaire was and that you had to escape? I should’ve controlled her too... Blaire: you mean he was under control back when Cr8zy was killed?! Alucard: Of course. Blaire: *gasps* WHO KILLED CR8zY!? IT WAS YOU WASN”T YOU SON OF A– Alucard: *knocks her unconsious* You’re lucky I need you...otherwise I would’ve just done my business and killed you like the other girls in the past... Precious: Why you... Alucard: *eyes flicker red as he looks at Precious* Put Blaire back in the room, and go dunk your head in the toilet and flush it. Until I say stop. Precious: Of course, I’ll do it at once! *smiles* Alucard: good... now run along... Precious: *goes to bring Blaire back to her room* Alucard: It must happen soon... it’s getting riskier by the day... Meanwhile... at the hole the crack team was digging... Torn: and ONE!!! *Torn stops digging* Silver: ...I don’t get it. Torn: I dug the most, so I WIN!!! *points at Silver and laughs* Hanyou: I wonder how far down are we...? Kya: Hey, Hanyou, aren’t we supposed to be digging up towards the longue? *points up* Hanyou: Yeah... Kya: *shrugs* Oh well, Torn was just leading us all the way down... and judging by how cold it is, we must be VERY VERY far down... Torn: *still digging* La la la... CLANK! Torn: HOLY CRAP!!! Torn has dug a hole and light shines through. Donut: Light... so bright.... *covers his eyes* Robo: Yeah... it’s been so long since... Random Chinese Person: Nihao! Torn: Omg... we dug ourselves to china. Silver: YOU FREAKING IDIOT!!! YOU LED US HERE!!! *smashes Torn with the shovel* Chinese Lady: *points to Torn* Hoy, shiny head, want happy ending? Torn: OH YEAH!!! *rushes towards chinese lady* Kya: *grabs Torn’s collar* Hold it Mr. Horny... Torn: *panting* SHE WANTS ME WOMAN!!! LET ME GO!!! Chinese Lady: *points to Kya* you have baaad aura yeah yeah, how about we cure for you no? Kya: Huh? Chinese Lady: We cure you One Million Dollar. Kya: WHAT??! I DON”T NEED NO CURING Bimble!!! Chinese Lady: *shrugs* You no know... *points to Donut* For record, you no score with girl *points to Kya*. Donut: Huh?! Chinese Lady: Okay, bye bye, you go poof now. Donut: WAIT! What do you mean– Poof. They’re back at KG, outside of the hole they dug. Hanyou: So... I guess.. Uh, another mission failed. Torn: dammit. And I could’ve scored too... wait, so you and Kya. *points to Donut* you two didn’t... you know... Silver: There was no physical intermissions between you to then, huh? Donut: That would explain why I wouldn’t remember anything... because nothing happened!!! Robo: AHA!!! THE MYSTERY IS SOLVED!!! Donut: Yeah... but... hey, where’s Kya? Kya is gone... no where to be seen. Hanyou: It is of no consequence. I’ll have to go and write up a report about this mission. You’re all dismissed. Everyone goes their separate ways back to KG. ... Meanwhile... at the Admin’s longue... Alucard: That was a nice disappearence. Kya: I’m sorry... I couldn’t help being so close to you... yet so far. Alucard: My dear... now is not the time. Kya: ? Alucard: Hmm...There is a disturbance in the force... Kya: Really? What is it? Alucard: It is something I cannot distinguish... it feels so close yet... so beyond my jurisdiction... Kya: Maybe it is time to recruit our followers, hmm? Alucard: Yes... the protagonists must have something to fight against besides little old you and me, right? Kya: Yes, of course *munches on some Pocky* Alucard: Get me the list. *evil grin* Kya: *hands Alucard the list* Alucard: Okay... first is... Meanwhile, in the hallway separating HoT and Donut’s room... Donut: So you were literally just “sleeping”? HoT: *nods* yup. Donut: No sex whatsoever? HoT: You’re lucky I’m not in the mood to slap you... *twictch* Donut: Um, if it means anything, I found out Kya was faking it. HoT: faking it? How could she fake something like THAT? Donut: No no, you’ve got it all wrong... nothing happened. Maybe just that kiss, but other than that, nothing happened. HoT: So.. Um, I guess... Donut: I’m sorry. HoT: Me too... I mean, I didn’t even know... Donut: Yeah... *shuffles feet* HoT: I feel real stupid now... Donut: No... don’t be. It’s my fault, I shouldn’t have... HoT: *holds Donuts hands* there’s a lot of shouldn’t haves that have happen... I hope that... you still feel the same way about me even though those shouldn’t haves happened... Donut: Don’t worry... I – Hanyou: *dashes in* EMERGENCY!!! GET DOWN!!! *runs down the hall past them* HotT: WTF?! *looks at the direction hanyou came from* Oh no... Donut: o.o Precious: COME BACK HERE Bimble!!! *tries to shoot Hanyou with a gun, but misses* Donut: HoT!!! *pulls HoT into his room and locks the door* Hanyou: PRECIOUS!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND MAN!? Precious: YOU MUST BE!!! YOU’RE THE ONE RUNNING!!! Hanyou: Idiot... IT”S BECAUSE YOU’RE TRYING TO KILL ME!!! HoT: *behind Donut’s Door* It sounds bad... Donut: *comes and sits next to HoT* Don’t worry... let’s just stay here and we might not get involved. HoT: Might?! MIGHT NOT?! OH!!! *hugs Donut, fearing for her life* Donut: ... Hanyou: This is that bastard... ALUCARD’S DOING, ISN”T IT?! Precious: You’re not the safest condom in the box. *shoots a bullet* Torn: *pops his head from his room* HEY!! That’s my line– Kya: *suddenly appears in front of Hanyou and blocks the bullet with her magic* Hanyou: KYA!!! Precious: Tch... *disappears* Kya: *turns to Hanyou* Are you alright? Hanyou: Uh...Uh... Yeah, fine. *dusts himself off* thank you for saving me, I guess. Kya: Oh, come on, it was nothing. HoT: *still with Donut listening from behind his door* Hey... that sounds like Kya. Donut: Maybe because it is? HoT: Don’t give me attitude right now.. I’m not in the mood. Donut: Not in the mood for this, then what are you in the mood for, Hanyou? Getting jealous again because Kya’s helping him out? HoT: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! We were all fine earlier... we apologized... and even got close to– Donut: What? I was joking. Ha, if I said “I love you” There’s no telling on how I’d be able to get you off my back– HoT: *slaps Donut hard. REAL hard.* There you go again... *sniff* toying with my feelings... I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!!! *storms out of the room, crying* Hanyou: ...HoT? HoT: *goes past him and into her room, and locks the door* Hanyou: Kya? *notices Kya disappeared again. Donut: *eyes flicker red for a little* Whoa.. Oh no... I can’t believe I just said that... but it was like a flash, Alucard coming and going with red eyes in just a blink.... But... I cna’t believe I pushed HoT away.... I knew what I was doing too... but... why her..? *starts to cry* Meanwhile... at the Admin’s longue... Alucard: Very good Kya. Kya: Of course, my love. Alucard: Donut.. He is the one capable of stopping this whole thing completely... but for some reason... *looks at Blaire* he does not seem like the person who could do such a thing.... Kya: Better safe than sorry! Alucard: Too true, Kya, Too true. Now... to meet our allies... Alucard claps his hands and a curtain opens, revealing... END OF KG DREAMER... PART 4!!! And what would this chapter of KG Dreamer be without a preview of Ch.5?! Alucard: The secret of KG... can be unlocked by first finding the vault... but there is a guardian guarding it. The guardian angel, supposedly the sister or somehow related to this guardian, is the key to defeating her... because the keeper of the guardian angel’s heart is the only one who can defeat the guardian. Kya: Oh... I see... that’s why– Alucard: That’s why we needed Blaire. She is KG’s Guardian Angel, no doubt. Loving, caring, free spirit... but something troubles me. Kya: Yes... Why are you eliminating Donut when he does not even fawn for Blaire? Alucard: Something about him... it is... an unshakable feeling. So I should jsut dispose of him. Besides... I know the guardian... and Blaire is DEFINITELY her sister... __________________________ Alucard: HA HA!!! Donut, you have made it this far... NOW YOU HAVE TO GET PAST US!!! It is my men... *waves arm to his allies* versus your men... *waves arm to Donut’s allies* Invader: HEY!!! IF I’M ON YOUR TEAM YOU HAD BETTER AT LEAST CALL ME A GIRL DAMMIT!!! Silver: YEAH, I’M NOT A GUY!!! Dorko: I am. K-MAge: Please... look, does everyone get the general message? Dorko: Yeah. Invader: *sigh* I guess... Silver: O_- of course. Torn: OH!!! THE DREADED MONICLE SMILIE THINGIE-MA-JIGGIE!!! K-mage, she’s calling your Bum OUT!!! ____________________ Donut: *grabs hanyou’s shirt and forces him up against a wall* WHERE IS SHE?! Hanyou: *shrugs* Like I’d know? Donut: You... you say you love her.. YET YOU JUST DUST THIS OFF YOUR SHOULDER?! Hanyou: You say you love her... yet toy with her feelings? Donut: *punches Hanyou* Shut up... Hanyou: No, you shut up. You are below me and you are acting out of place! If I had no need for you, then I’d jsut ban and evict you from KG. However... There is something that needs to be done. Donut: *sigh* What is it, oh master weasel of poo? Hanyou: HoT is in danger. You are the only one who can save her. Donut: ... <_> Hanyou: I’m not kidding. Donut: Yeah.. Right. Okay, fine, whatever, ask someone else. Hanyou: If you insist... But maybe you had better see her before you throw away this mission... *pulls back a curtain* Donut: OH MY FREAKING POO!!! Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 SW: HELLO!!! And welcome to the next installment in the KG Dreamer Conspiracy saga. L:HoT: Since the author didn’t dare to put us ANYWHERE in the fourth chapter, we’re here to introduce the fifth. SW: That’s right! So we’re going to do the author’s notes and the Previously stuff that the author always puts before KG Dreamer. L:HoT: Almost before. SW: That’s right!!! *reads paper* Now to L:HoT, with the Author’s Notes! L:HoT: Hey everyone, part 5 of KG dreamer is FINALLY HERE... I’ve went through quite– SW: Hold it hold it... You sound too much like donut. L:HoT: What do you want me to sound like then? SW: Try... something cool... slick... OH! And claaaassy... Try a Sean Connery Voice. L:HoT: *clears throat, then starts talking like Sean Connery* Thish ish KG dreama, Conshpirashy Shaga, And– SW: AWESOME!!! KEEP GOING!! L:HoT: Thish ish the one that you all have been waitching for... The Dreama, thish time– SW: No, lose the accent, it’s starting to sound corny. L:HoT: But... SW: You know what, loose the “author’s notes” part all together. L:HoT: <_> SW: *looks at paper* Ah! Yes, now time for the part where I tell you what previously happened! L:HoT: *holds up a sign that says “Appaluse”* SW: Previously... on KG Dreamer... See, there’s this evil guy named Alucard– L:HoT: REAL evil, some people say he killed girls just for lust in the past– SW: And ANYWAY... he’s trying to take over KG L:HoT: Or so we think. SW: WHAT?! L:HoT: it’s in the script. *points to a paper* SW: You know what, screw it. *throws the papers away* L:HoT: WHAT?! THE PAPERS!!! THE SCRIPT!!! Nooooo.... SW: We’re here to tell you that there’s a conspiracy happening at KG. Something big. It involves almost everyone... or so we’ve heard. L:HoT: Even me? SW: Even you, my little friend. Alucard’s taking control of people left and right, it’s absurd. That’s why us good guys gotta stick together, right? L:HoT: Heh, not donut and that girl HoT, they’re at each other’s necks. SW: ANYWAY... our time is limited. There might be people watching. :shifty: L:HoT: Yeah... so here’s one final piece of advice for you. SW: LIVE IN NEW YORK IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!!! L:HoT: Well, actually it’s about KG, and Precious, and the fact that Hanyou’s office is right under the Admin’s longue’s Grand Ballroom, but hey, no biggie. LOVE!!! HATE!!! EXCITEMENT!!! FEAR!!! JEALOUSY!!! CORRUPTION!!! THE GROUNDBREAKING KG DREAMER, THE BEGINNING OF THE END!!! KG DREAMER: CONSPIRACY SAGA~ PART 5!!! Meanwhile... at Robby’s room.... Dorko: *drinks some soda* So let me get it straight, Alucard and Kya... Robby: Yeah, they’re going out. Robo: *eats some pizza* And.. *munch* Donut and HoT... *munch* .. They’re still fighting? Robby: Yeah... apparently Donut had some fun with Kya and Hanyou and HoT did a little romping on their own. Dorko: *spits out soda* WHAT?! HoT actually got together with THAT FREAK!? What’s she thinking? SW: ... dude, you spit your soda all over me. Dorko: SO?! THAT IS LIKE SO FREAKING WRONG MAN!!! *shivers* Hanyou... all that freaking hair on his head... Robby: Hey man, I have sorta long hair too. Dorko: But YOU’RE not growing fuzz on your chin. And your cheeks. SW: *lies on Robby’s bed* All this gosspip... so THIS is what girls do at sleepovers... Meanwhile... a few doors down at K-mage’s room... K-MAge: Go Invader!!! You can do it!!! Invader: *playing SSBM* FIRE!!! FIRE!!! Silver: *Playing against her* OH HELL NO!!! VEGGIES!!! VEGGIES!!! HoT: ... K-mage: Aw come on, what’s wrong? HoT: Nothing... K-mage: I know you well enough that it’s never nothing... what is it? HoT: Me and Donut fought again... Invader: WHAT?! *drops controller* Silver: AND THE VEGGIES HAVE IT!!! *wins* OH YEAH!!! HoT: He’s being so weird... I mean, one moment, he’s all nice and saying sorry... then the next, he says he doesn’t even like me. I mean, That’s jsut so... *starts to cry into a pillow* K-mage: Don’t worry... it’ll all be alright... there’s many guys out there. Your prince charming will come when you’re ready. Silver: Geez... you know how sappy that sounded? K-mage: Oh well... I wonder what the guys are doing at their sleepover... Back to Robby’s room... L:HoT: *yawn* Man... I’m beat. Dorko: *snore* Robo: *curled up in Robby’s closet, sleeping* Alucard: *suddenly appears in a poof of smoke* Hello, hello, hello... *evil grin* Robby: YOU!!! SW: HOLY CRAP!!! THAT’S MAGIC, THAT IS!!! L:HoT: *shudder* Dude... what’re you doing here... and how’d you do that?! Alucard: Fear not, I have just come to collect Dorko and Robo... Require them to do a little “detention”. SW: What’d they do?! Alucard: None of your business... *smiles* Robby: NO!!! *starts to reach for Alucard* Alucard: Muahahaha... *disappears in a poof of smoke, and Dorko and Robo disappear too* SW: Goodness... wtf was that about? Meanwhile... in Silver’s room... Kya: I’m jsut here to collect a few people– *ducks* That’s all!!! Silver: *throwing veggies* GET OUT!!! I DIDN’T INVITE YOU!!! Invader: *sleeping* K-mage: *asleep* Kya: I’m warning you Silver... just throw those veggies away... FROM ME!!! Silver: Nice try, but – HoT: *starts snoring* Kya: There we go.. *snaps fingers, and disappears with HoT, Invader, and K-mage* Silver: I’m alone... :( Robby: *walks in with L:HoT and SW* Silver: AHHH!!! THE PERVERT!!! *throws a veggie at SW* SW: *ducks* I’m not here to peek at you dammit!!! Silver: Oh... then... wait, why’s there three of you? Where’s dorko and his sporkness? L:HoT: Where’s the rest of the girls? Why’re YOU alone? SW: She’s exploring her feminine side... Silver: *nails SW down there* SW: *squeaky voice* sorry... *falls on the ground* Robby: I think it’s time we paid a visit to Hanyou... Torn: *steps out of Silver’s closet* I FEEL PRETTY, OH SO PRETTY, I FEEL PRETTY AND HAPPY AND BRIGHT!!! SW: *squeaky voice* so... that’s where Torn was... L:HoT: *kicks SW* Hey, I won the bet. You owe me money. Silver: What bet? Robby: They were betting wether or not Torn was with you or not. Silver: ... *slaps both of them before kicking them in the balls* Torn: ... OW!!! THE BLINDING PAIN!!! *falls on the ground like the rest of them* Silver: <_ come on... let get to hanyou> Meanwhile... at Hanyou’s office... Hanyou: I’ve had enough of you and your BS, donut, and quite frankly, I hate you. Donut: Look, okay, shut up. Can I go now? I really need to go and talk to HoT. Hanyou: Oh tush. You really want to yell at her again and make her cry. Donut: That’S NOT TRUE.!!! Hanyou: Oh? So far that’s all you’ve done.. I’m beginning to think you’re a threat to my girlfriend... Donut: Shaddup. Hanyou: I will have to open her eyes to the truth though... when she was sleeping all she could say is *in a fake girly voice* oh no, Donut, I just want you to be happy!!! nooo!!! Don’t make me cry again!!! Waahhh!!! Donut: *twitch* Hanyou: Maybe not all those words... but you get the idea... *smiles* Donut: *grabs hanyou’s shirt and forces him up against a wall* WHERE IS SHE?! Hanyou: *shrugs* Like I’d know? Donut: You... you say you love her.. YET YOU JUST DUST THIS OFF YOUR SHOULDER?! Hanyou: You say you love her... yet toy with her feelings? Donut: *punches Hanyou* Shut up... Hanyou: No, you shut up. You are below me and you are acting out of place! If I had no need for you, then I’d jsut ban and evict you from KG. However... There is something that needs to be done. Donut: *sigh* What is it, oh master weasel of poo? Hanyou: HoT is in danger. You are the only one who can save her. Donut: ... <_> Hanyou: I’m not kidding. Donut: Yeah.. Right. Okay, fine, whatever, ask someone else. Hanyou: If you insist... But maybe you had better see her before you throw away this mission... *pulls back a curtain* Donut: OH MY FREAKING POO!!! Behind a glass window, there’s HoT hanging above an acid pit. Hanyou: She looks subdued from the fumes... when she got to me she was coming to her senses... but oh well. *shrugs* Donut: *grabs Hanyou and shoves him against the wall* LET HER GO!!! Hanyou: Only if you complete the mission... Donut: You sick twisted piece of crap. Hanyou: *releases himself* Now... for the mission... COME IN! Silver, Torn, Robby, SW, and L:HoT walk in. Hanyou: It is simple. Lead them into the Admin’s longue. Kill Alucard. Torn: Hold on a second... How’re we supposed to get in? We don’t know the password. Robby: Hey man, he’s got a point there. Hanyou: It’s Bimble. Simple as that. Silver: Um.. Okay... SW: What’re we gonna kill him with? We’re unarmed... and he’s not exactly all simple and clean either... Hanyou: *presses a button and a table comes up from the ground* Here...is your weapons for the mission. Torn, a rocket launcher... Torn: Aweomse. Hanyou: Dorko.. . a packet of 100 sharpened sporks... Silver, some projectile veggies... Silver: YAY!!! FEAR MY VEGGIE THROWING!!! Hanyou: SW, you have a pole, and L:HoT, you have a shield. L:HoT: OUR CRAP STINKS!!! GIVE US NEW WEAPONS!!! Hanyou: I’m sorry, no returns or refunds. And Donut... use your wit. Donut: WHAT?! Are YOU SAYING I HAVE NOTHING!? Torn: What about that sword hanging on the wall? Hanyou: That is not for you. NOW GET OUT!!! MISSION COMMENCING!!! Everyone leaves the room but Hanyou. Hanyou: Now... time to go back to work... *smiles* Meanwhile... at the admin’s longue... Torn: Bimble. The doors open. Robby: wasn’t there supposed to be a voice welcoming us? Silver: Someone shut it off maybe... Donut: No matter. Let’s keep going. They continue on until they come to the doors of the Grand Ballroom. SW: *sigh* This is it. You guys ready? Everyone nods. Donut: Okay guys... *pushes doors open and walks in with the gang* Alucard: *from above* Hello, Hello, Hello... (in a Jim Carrey/Olaf voice) Welcome. *smiles* Donut: Enough poo Alucard... Alucard: Hanyou did not choose to lead this band of misfits? He asked pastry man to lead it? THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE HEARD ALL MORNING!!! Right... Minions? K-Mage, Dorko, Precious, and Invader walk out of some doors. All four of them: RIGHT SIR!! THAT WAS FUNNY!!! *they start to laugh* Robby: *whispers to SW* Dude... where’s Robo? I don’t see him. Torn: Blaire’s not there too... something’s not right. Alucard: Those weapons... you have no need for them. *snaps fingers and they disappear* Donut: YOU PUNK!!! RETURN THEIR WEAPONS!!! *points to Alucard* Alucard: They won’t need it... Will they Precious? Precious: *brings out a red ball* Oh no, of course not... *grins* Dorko: Hey Hippie... I hope you don’t get hurt. *brings out a ball* K-mage and Invader get balls out as well. L: HoT: HOLY CRAP!!! THEY HAVE SOME MAJOR RED BALLS!!! Precious: Bimble!!! SHUT YOUR TRAP, I am NOT in the MOOD!!! Invader: ARE YOU SAYING I’M A GUY?! HUH?! *beams L:HoT with the ball* Silver: BUUUUUURRNED!!! L: HoT: Oowwieee.... *falls down, holding his stomach* Torn: *goes to L:HoT* Dude... you okay?! Don’t worry.. I won’t let you die a virgin man!!! Donut: *kicks Torn off* Now Alucard... WHAT’S THIS ABOUT?! Alucard: What? *shrugs* you can’t play a little... DODGE BALL!? End of KG Dreamer... PART 5!!! And now... for Chapter 6... THE PREVIEW OF COURSE!!! Hanyou: So from here, with that glass protecting me, I will be able to see ALL the action? Robo: Of course. Hanyou: and is that glass reliable? Robo: *shrugs* I stole it myself. And it’s beneath the floor, it’s supposed to be durable. Hanyou: Whatever you say... you machine is in the back. Robo: YES!! *runs off to look at his new toy* Hanyou: *looks towards HoT and smiles* The secret of KG will be unlocked....soon enough. ____________________________________ Invader: SIR!!! OUR FORCES ARE DEPLETING!!! WE’RE LOSING!!! Invader gets beamed by Silver. Silver: HA!!! BUUURNED BABY!!! Alucard: Tch... Kya! Kya: Yes? Alucard: summon Robokat to the arena... along with the RoboCat... and the Robo-Clones. ________________________ Hanyou: YOU HAVE FOILED MY PLANS FOR TOO LONG!!! STEALING HoT, STEALING MY FREINDS, STEALING ME– Donut: Stealing you? WTF?! Who’d want to steal you? Hanyou: JUST SHUT UP!!! I’VE GOT YOU NOW YOU LITTLE BAKED GOOD!!! YOU’VE PLAYED INTO MY HANDS!!! MUAHAHAHHA!!! I SHALL WIN!!! Donut: Don’t get cocky you scruffy little nerf herder. Hanyou: Cocky... AND GOOD LOOKING!!! Donut: wtf?! Hanyou: hey, who wouldn’t want a conceited stupid villain? Donut: Not me... ___________________________ Precious: What?! SHE’S not Blaire’s sister... Alucard: THEN WHO’S IS IT THEN!? *sees Donut hugging HoT* Precious: Sire... I think you’ve had it all wrong... the reason we had to get Donut... is because... Alucard:... the guardian’s sister is HoT.... STAY TUNED FOR MORE!!! Thanks for reading! 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mdonut281 Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 L:HoT: Welcome to Oprah. I'm Oprah Winfrey, and today with us, we have Dr. Phil. Let's all give him a hand. SW: I'm Dr. Phil, and I want YOU *points to Torn* to LOOSE WEIGHT!!! Kya: *reads the script* No no... that's wrong. Wrong show. Wrong. Yup. SW: What're we doing then? L:HoT: LIVE IN NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY– Kya: *throws the script at him* You did that last time!!! Do something right please.. :( Torn: IT SHALL BE DONE!!! *starts to flash everyone* Donut: DAMMIT!!! Robby, hurry up, push the censored button!!! Torn: *censored* SW: Moving on... L:HoT: As you know, this saga is coming to an end. We're at the big battle– Blaire: Wait... *checks last chapter* Isn't it a game of Dodgeball? SW: WHO CARES...KEEP GOING! Blaire: As L:HoT meant, the big GAME... and we have an interesting predicament concerning HoT and Hanyou... Kya: Hey... I just read in these notes from Donut that there was supposed to be a sign in fron of the acid pit saying "LIVE ALLIGATORS DO NOT FEED"... *looks at donut* How stupid are you? Donut: Well... I wanted Hanyou to have some pointless stupid irony fitted in there somehow... but it didn't fit in the end result. Dorko: WHERE BE MY SPORKS LADDIE!? Torn: *censored* Precious: Dammit... when am I bloody gonna be good again? Dorko: When Rodney says so. Precious: <_> HoT: What part am I going to play in this story?! I CAN'T BE HANGING ABOVE A STUPID PIT OF ACID!!! Donut: *whispers to her what's gonna happen* HoT: ooh... okay. Fine with me! *kisses donut on the cheek* Robby: ARE WE READY YET?! I DIDN'T INFLATE THOSE BALLS FOR NOTHING YOU KNOW!!! L:HoT: Yeah yeah... almost there. Robo: Wait. Who did I wake up with? Donut: Dude, you were so drunk, you forgot? Robo: :Unsure: yeah... Torn: *censored* Donut: Someone escort that dude out of here, PLEASE!!! Hanyou: Who killed Cr8zy? Donut: *shrugs* Hanyou: one more thing– HoT: WHAT NOW STUPIDO?! Hanyou: Don't forget at the end of this chapter... Donut: Yeah, yeah, I won't forget. Hanyou: MAKE SURE YOU DON'T NOW!!! Donut: Okay. Um, Blaire, Kya, wrap it up for us so we can get to the main event please. Blaire: And now presenting! KG DREAMER... part 6 of the CONSPIRACY SAGA!!! Kya: Don't forget at the end of the chapter to preview a special look at what's next for KG Dreamer, okay? Tee hee... let's get this started already. ^-^ LOVE!!! HATE!!! EXCITEMENT!!! FEAR!!! JEALOUSY!!! CORRUPTION!!! THE GROUNDBREAKING KG DREAMER, THE BEGINNING OF THE END!!! KG DREAMER: CONSPIRACY SAGA~ PART 6!!! Donut: WE END THIS NOW!!! Alucard: With Dodgeball... MWAHAHAHA!!! *evil smile* Leading Silver, Torn, L:HoT, SW, and Robby, Donut has gone to fight against the nasty guy Alucard, somehow mind-bent on controlling KG and has possesed, at this moment, K-mage, Precious, Dorko, and Invader. The battle: Dodgeball. Who will win? Who knows. However.. In Hanyou's Office... located Directly beneath the grand ballroom where the dodgeball game is about to be held... Robo: and that's it, it's installed. Hanyou: So from here, with that glass protecting me, I will be able to see ALL the action? Robo: Of course. Hanyou: and is that glass reliable? Robo: *shrugs* I stole it myself. And it's beneath the floor, it's supposed to be durable. Hanyou: Whatever you say... you machine is in the back. I got to fix it for you. Robo: YES!! *runs off to look at his new toy* Hanyou: *looks towards HoT and smiles* The secret of KG will be unlocked....soon enough. Robo: and the Klones? Hanyou: Alucard will take care of that... Robo: And HoT? Hanyou: I will take care of her... she is the key to unlocking the secret of KG... Let me just sit back *gets into his evil villain Dr. Evil chair* , and push this button... *pushes a button* And watch the action... The floor of the grandballroom disappears to show the glass and Hanyou watching from his office. Donut: 0_o Torn: WTF?! Alucard: Not to worry... it's very reliable... Robo stole it for me. Robby: That's not what we're here to talk about man. Alucard: no? Then do say, child, what is it? Robby: *twitch* old fart... we can't play dodgeball... YOU ONLY HAVE FOUR PLAYERS!!! Alcuard: Huh? Oh, uh, K-mage, count your teamates for me, will you? K-Mage: One... two... three... THERE'S THREE!!!! THREE!!! THERE'S THREE PEOPLE ON OUR TEAM!!! *holds up four fingers* Silver: *whispers to Donut* And you went out with HER!? Donut: *shrugs* I thought she was cute. Alcuard: I see four fingers... that looks like a more reliable answer, so yes, yes, I'll allow my team 2 more playes... say, Blaire... *claps hands and Blaire walks out to join the Alucard team* ... and hmm... Kya... *Kya walks out and stands next to Blaire* Six balls appear in the middle of the grand ballroom arena. Alucard: Now, you know the rules... SO LET'S PLAY!!! L:HoT: NO NO NO NO !!! I DON'T KNOW THE– Alucard: DODGEBALL!!! Hanyou: *eating popcorn* HA!!! THIS IS GREAT!!! Torn: *runs to get one ball* Kya: *swipes three* Torn: Wtf... Silver: TRON!!! NO MORE TIME!! *grabs a ball* Precious: It's DINNER TIME!!! *throws a ball at Torn* Torn: *blocks it with his ball* BANG!!! Now you owe me sex! K-Mage: *throws a ball* YAH!!! Donut: *dodges* WHOO HOO!!! BEAT THAT!!! HAHAHAHAH!!! *points at K-mage* Blaire: *runs up and throws another ball right in donut's face* Yay!!! Score!!! Donut: Ow... *rubs face* Alucard: YOU!!! OUT!!! *snaps fingers and Donut is on the top level watching the game* Silver: GAH!!! *Throws a ball at Invader* Invader: NO!!! *gets hit* Alucard: oOh... OUT!!! *snaps fingers and Invader is teleported out* Robo: The teams are level right now, each with one out... Dorko: THIS AIN'T NO SHURIKEN, BUT TAKE THIS!!! *stops* Silver: THIS WILL SLAP YOUR FROS!!! *stops* Dorko and Silver look at each other. Dorko: Hey... hippie. Silver: El Sporkador? Is that you? Dorko: ;) BANG!!! BAM!!! Robo: IN A STUNNING UPSET Dorko is BEAMED tragically by Torn and L:HoT while Silver is whomped by a vengeful Precious. Both teams have suffered two losses. Alucard: Both out. *grins as they're teleported upstairs* Hanyou: HA!!! JOANIE LOVES CHACHI!!! AHAHAH!!! *throws popcorn at the glass* Torn: SW!!! Pass me a ball!!! Blaire: oh torn.. Come here for a second... I have a ball with YOUR NAME ON IT!!! *throws it towards Torn* SW: Wait!!! I need to get my balls first– GACK!!! K-Mage: WOOT!!! BEAMED BY THE MASTER!!! Hanyou: PWNED!!! *laughs his Bum off, apparently enjoying this <_> Torn: *sees the ball Blaire through in slow motion* The matrix... I am the one... my name is... SEXY!!! *puts on shades and does a matrix dodge* BOOO-YAAA!!!! Silver: TRON!!! Torn: *gets nailed in the balls in mid-flight.* Robo: OH! And a badly executed Matrix dodge puts Team Donut at a disadvantage, now two to four. Robby: L:HoT!!! DEFENSES UP MAN!!! *grabs a ball* L:HoT: wha...? *shivers* Kya: Hey boys... time for some... DODGEBALL!!! *throws a ball* Precious: ROASTED!!! *throws another* K-Mage: YEAH!!! * beams one* Blaire: BOOM!!! *throws one more* Robby: *in slow motion* Noooooooo.... *tries to deflect them but gets hit with three balls* L:HoT: NOOOOoooOOOOooo.... Alucard: AND YOU'RE OUT SUNNY!!! HA!!! Donut: WAIT!! THERE'S TILL ONE MORE LEFT AND IT'S HEADED TOWARDS L:HoT!!! L:HoT: *quivers and drops his ball* Mommy... K-mage: MY BALL WILL OWN YOU!!! HAHAHAHAHAH!!! L:HoT: *holds hands out* Silver: WILL HE CATCH IT?! Invader: NOT A CHANCE!!! Dorko: Rodney is inclined to disagree... look. L:HoT: *eyes closed, shivering* K-mage: NO WAY!!! L:HoT: *caught the ball* Donut's whole team cheers. Hanyou: And the plot thickens...interesting. Donut: *reappears* WOO!!! I'M BACK!!! Precious: *throws a ball at Donut* Donut: *catches it* WERE YOU BRITISH ALWAYS THIS WEAK!? Torn: *comes back* SEXY IS BACK IN BLACK BABY!!! SW: LIVE THE DREAM MAN!!! *cheers* Hanyou: Oh please... spare me. Torn: Get silver down here. Donut: Why? Torn: Jsut do it. L:HoT: OKAY!!! *runs up to the boundary and takes his shirt off* COME ON YOU WIMPS!!! HIT MEH!!! The opposing team covers their eyes. Blaire: GAH!!! SCARY!!! SCARY!!! Precious: NO!!! THAT IS SO WRONG!!! K-MAge: TURN IT OFF !!! TURN IT OFF!!! *throws a ball at random* Kya: Enough of this.. *teleports next to Alucard* L:HoT: *catches it* WOO HOO!!! SW: SEXY IS BACK IN BLACK BABY!!! L:HoT: *kicks SW all the way back up to the top tier* SILVER!!! GET DOWN HERE!!! Silver: *reappears* Backness.... time for some KICK BUTT TIME!!! Hanyou: Oh ho ho... so bold. Torn: HEY Bimble!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!! YOU, PRECIOUS!!! Precious: ARE YOU CALLING ME OUT, BALDY?! Torn: *gets SUPER pissed* SHUT UP!!! *nails Precious with a ball* Robo: OH MY!1! A REVERSAL OF CHANCES!!! Blaire and K-mage are left aLone while the opposing team has Donut, Torn, Silver, and L:HoT!!! Invader: SIR!!! OUR FORCES ARE DEPLETING!!! WE'RE LOSING!!! Silver knocks K-mage unconsious with a ball. Silver: HA!!! BUUURNED BABY!!! Alucard: Tch... Kya! Kya: Yes? Alucard: summon Robokat to the arena... along with th RoboCat... and the Robo-Clones. Kya: *claps her hands* Oh Robo... A big huge machine good-luck cat drops onto the arena ballroom. The glass cracks and creaks. Robo: I, tHE KING OF ROBOTS, WILL PWN YOU LIKE FREDDY MERCURY!!! Hanyou: *sniff* exactly how I raised him... Robo: MUAHAHA!!! THIS IS MY ROBO-CAT, MY SYMBOL OF POWER, PROVING THAT I AM KING!!! *fireworks go off* And not just me, bUT MORE OF ME COMES, with the... ROBO-KLONES!! Four more Robo-Cats with Robo-Klones piloting them drop onto the glass. Alucard: HAH HA HA!!! I WILL– Robo: Uh-oh. The glass shatters and breaks. Hanyou: OH NO!!! I THOUGHT THIS GLASS WAS RELIABLE!!! Alucard: What'd you expect? Robo DID steal it... Kya: *teleports everyone to the top level* Hanyou: NOOO!!! MY EXPERIMENTS!!! MY PLOTTING!!! *disappears into the shadows* Donut: HOT!!! *starts to get ready to jump down* Kya: ARE YOU DAFT?! What're you doing?! Donut: I'm gonna save her, that's what I'm gonna do. *jumps off the balcony to save HoT* Robo: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *falls down* HoT: ...huh? HUH!? I'M FALLING!! Donut: *catchers her in mid air* I gotcha... don't worry about anything, okay? :) HoT: Oh... okay... *hugs donut* at least I'm falling into a giant acid pit with you... Silver: HOLD IT!!! THEY'RE FLOATING!!! HoT and Donut are floating above the acid pit. SW: It'S A MIRACLE!! Blaire: Oh... how touching! Kya: :) The acid pit falls down into a bottomless pit... which was conveniently located beneath it. Kya: *gasp* ALUCARD!! WE'VE FOUND IT!!! Alucard: Ah... so Hanyou was useful after all... he helped us find the entrance to the vault of the secret of KG... Robby: What secret of KG? Alucard: the ancient secret...said to have stunned so many at once, it is an immense power. It is guarded by a guardian, whom we must defeat to get the secret. Either that, or sacrifice a human soul to it... Robby: Oookay... enough sci-fi. Kya: It is true... look, someone's coming out of the hole. Dorko: A hole is a vault? What kind of secret is that? Someone flies out of the hole. Kikiyo: PREACH ON DOGS!!! THAT'S RIGHT, ON THE FLIP SIDE, THAT'S MY CRYPSIGN!!! Donut: ... HoT: ... blaire: It's... kikiyo... Kikiyo: NO DUH IT'S ME NO BLUE EYES BLAIRE!! Precious: HOW RUDE!!! FLIPPIN'WITCH!!! Kikiyo: *flutters eyelashes* That's Ms. Raven Simone to you. Precious: Wait a minute...! SHE'S not Blaire's sister... Alucard: THEN WHO'S IS IT THEN!? *sees Donut hugging HoT* Precious: Sire... I think you've had it all wrong... the reason we had to get Donut... is because... Alucard:... the guardian's sister is HoT.... they are related... Kikiyo: BINGO!!! ABOUT TIME!!! MAYBE IF YOU HAD SEEN DONUT LAYING THE MOVES ON HoT THEN YOU WOULD'VE GOTTEN THE PICTURE!!! Alucard: But... Blaire is... Kikiyo: Precious gave her that nickname. I think. OH WELL!!! You people woke me up... AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR ME TO KILL YOU ALL!!! *laughs the evil laugh* HoT: *turns around* Not this time, sister. Kikiyo: "not this time, sister" OH SO LAMO!!! Donut: *lands safely on solid ground with HoT* Kya: According to legend, only the sister can bring down the guardian. She's the key to unlocking the secret, believe it or not. Hanyou: *steps out of the shadows* Donut... let them settle their sibling rivalry... you and me.. *brings out a katana* have a score to settle... *grins* Alucard: *jumps down* I wish to join you two... *throws donut a sword and pulls out his own* Donut: *gets the sword* Looks like I have no choice... *shrugs* Kikiyo: HEY SISTER!!! I'M GONNA MAKE YOU EAT DIRT!!! HoT: YOU ARE DIRT Bimble!!! Precious: oooh... ROASTED!!! End of KG Dreamer... PART 6! A/N: Yes... this is perhaps one of my worst chapters ever... although I hope you enjoyed it. Next chapter, we'll look into the secret of KG, and find out who's the victor of the two battles: HoT v Kikiyo and Alucard v Donut v Hanyou. ALSO... Hanyou has something he'd like to share... and a character... passes away next chapter... in the most heroic of fashions. COMING NEXT KG DREAMER: PART 7: ROCKING FUTURE 7, KG CONSPIRACY SOLVED!!! Okay, time to get to facts. This is nearing the end of this saga. I'm wondering if many of you are wondering if there will be more, after this. I've only disclosed this information to two people, but you're hearing it from me, now. After the Conspiracy Saga will come three books in one Saga, called the RPG saga. Among these are KG Dreamer: Stranded Edition and KG Dreamer: Kakariko Palace Edition. I will keep the third book a secret for now... I think many of you will like it, and don't worry, it'll be better than the real thing. I can at least promise that. So.. To look forward to, you have the last episode of KG Dreamer: Conspiracy Saga and three more at least planned KG Dreamers. Okay, someone, wrap it up, it's 1:11 Am, I gotta get some sleep. Kya: Thanks for reading through this chapter!!! We, the characters, as well as the author, REALLY appreciate it.. Blaire: Feel free to ask any questions about this chapter... if there's something misunderstood, so on, so forth... Torn: Like WHY this wasn't so high quality reading... <_> Dorko: Until next time... Invader: Enjoy YOUR stay at KG... Silver: And remember... MONICLE!!! O_- Kya: um, silver, it's spelled Monocle. With an "o". Hanyou: MONICLE!!! Kya: *sweat* Oh well, bye bye peoples!!! ^-^;; The cast waves goodbye. Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 LOVE!!! HATE!!! EXCITEMENT!!! FEAR!!! JEALOUSY!!! CORRUPTION!!! THE GROUNDBREAKING KG DREAMER, THE END OF THE DREAM!!! KG DREAMER: CONSPIRACY SAGA~ PART 7!!! SW: So I was saying to Precious, “dude, you look gay.” And he was all like “SHUT UP!!!” Invader: *sits back in a chair* I don’t blame ya, he’s very touchy about that. HoT: Come on, it’s not as funny as Hanyou saying he looks like a girl!!! Hanyou: Erm... about that... so sorry. WAIT!!! I DID NOT SAY THAT!!! *checks the script* Precious: It doesn’t matter.. *sigh* Why am I always being poekd fun at? Torn: *starts poking Precious* Heh heh heh... Dorko: *throws some sporks at Torn* Precious: Oh well... Kya: Don’t worry about it, I don’t tihnk you look like a girl! HoT: Yeah.. Precious, you’re just dead sexy. Precious: REALLY?! HoT: Uh-huh... K-mage: For an old guy. Precious: <_> Donut: *sips on some coffee* anyone want coffee? Tea? Kikiyo: DON’T GIVE ME THAT EURO TRASH!!! Precious: EXCUSE ME?! Dorko: Okay, since they yelled, I’m not going to yell, but Rodney has something to say... he says Tea and coffee is the pitts and they should’ve drowned in Boston at some tea party. Hanyou: *twirls chin* K-mage: Why do you do that?! It’s weird... Hanyou: I’m merely pondering... because I’m a genius. L:HoT: A genius that is short and has hair on his chin and cheeks. Robby: :lol: Hanyou: Oh tush... I must retain this look... for I am the brilliant schemer... Donut: <_ more like scheming anti-socialite...> Torn: hey, that DOES describe him. HoT: *shrugs* I always yell at him, he yells back, we talk. He’s not THAT anti-social... Precious: I’M anti-social... at least Hanyou’s In his club where he get’s glomped by girls... SW: Only because he’s so short. And because they can boss him around. Silver:Yeah, he dare not show his scary face to a girl. Remember? ROAR!!! *makes hands like claws* Kya: I remember that!!! K-mage: Oh Kya... where’s Alucard? Kya: Oh, he’s putting on his makeup. He has to look evil, after all. Precious: *stands up* which reminds me, Showtime is in coming up, let’s get– Blaire: Wait!!! I didn’t say anything yet!!! Silver: *shrugs* Then say something. Blaire: Um... my cousin’s REALLY really evil!!! Donut: *raises coffee cup* I second that... no offense, but yeah. Precious: Okay... LET’S GO!!! SW: BINACA!!! *does some pelvic thrusts* KG DREAMER: ROCKING FUTURE 7, THE CLOSING OF THE CASE Meanwhile... in a mix of Hanyou’s lab, the admin’s grand ballroom, and a giant hole in Hanyou’s lab (everyone’s here and there)... Kikiyo: OH WELL!!! You people woke me up... AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR ME TO KILL YOU ALL!!! *laughs the evil laugh* HoT: *turns around* Not this time, sister. Kikiyo: “not this time, sister” OH SO LAMO!!! Donut: *lands safely on solid ground with HoT* Kya: According to legend, only the sister can bring down the guardian. She’s the key to unlocking the secret, believe it or not. Hanyou: *steps out of the shadows* Donut... let them settle their sibling rivalry... you and me.. *brings out a katana* have a score to settle... *grins* Alucard: *jumps down* I wish to join you two... *throws donut a sword and pulls out his own* Donut: *gets the sword* Looks like I have no choice... *shrugs* Kikiyo: HEY SISTER!!! I’M GONNA MAKE YOU EAT DIRT!!! HoT: YOU ARE DIRT Bimble!!! Precious: oooh... ROASTED!!! HoT: SHUT UP PRECIOUS!!! THAT’S MY WORD, I DIDN’T GIVE YOU PERMISSION DAMMIT!!! Precious: *sticks tongue at HoT* Kikiyo: DROPPED YOUR GUARD!!! *slaps HoT and throws her against a wall* Invader: HOLY SUPER STRONG GUARDIANS BATMAN!!! Kya: Yes... the guardian must be able to defend herself, right? Donut: *lunges at Alucard* EN GUARDE!!! Hanyou: *throws sword at Donut and gets his shirt pinned to the wall* YES!!! Alucard: *looks at Donut* Oh... touche... HoT: *gets up* This isn’t over... YAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! *runs up to Kikiyo and kicks her bum* Dorko: *looks up* SHE HAS A BUM!!! WOW!!! I WANT ONE!!! I WANT A– Blaire: *puts hand over Dorko’s mouth* SHHH!!! I wanna listen. Hanyou: *brings out another katana* YOU HAVE MEDDLED LONG ENOUGH, DONUT!!! YOUR TIME IS NIGH!!! *starts to go and try and stab Donut* Alucard: *blocks hanyou’s swing* Save his blood for me... let’s dance, you and I. Hanyou: One of us shall walk away from this dance floor with a heartbeat, may the best villain WIN! Alucard and Hanyou start sword fighting. HoT: KIKIYO!!! DAMN Bimble JUST GO BACK TO THE HOLE YOU FLEW OUT FROM!!! Kikiyo: *pushes HoT down* NEVER!!! HHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Well... unless... HoT: *looks up in earnest* Yes? What? Kikiyo: IF you let Donut be my boyfriend... HoT: WHAT?! NEVER!!! NO!!! Kikiyo: *shrugs* There’s always Hanyou, jeez... HoT: JUST BE QUIET FOR ONCE!!! *starts to wring kikiyo’s neck* Kikiyo: GACK!!! *floats with HoT still strangling her* Donut: *trying to pull the sword out* Hanyou: *pant* Not bad... your sensei has taught you well... Alucard: Your techniques are worthy of merit... Donut: *still tugging* Meanwhile... upstairs... Precious: Popcorn’s done!!! K-mage: YEAH!!! *grabs some* L:HoT: This is so cool. Blaire: Yeah! I mean, since we’re not being controlled anymore, it’s pretty awesome all around. K-mage: *munch* Here here. Kya: I just hope Alucard wins. Silver: WHAT?! YOU WANT HIM TO WIN!?!?! Robo: Yeah, he’s like, gonna kill us all. Robby: Dude, how’d you survive that wreckage? Robo: Why I’m the King of Robots, of course! Kya: Anyway... I know he’ll prevail. There’s some good in him... I’ve been trying for so long to let that shine... Invader: Aww... Torn: What’s so AAAWWW about that? Dman... getting so touchy feely... Meanwhile... downstairs at the battles... Alucard: *blocks another one of Hanyou’s hits* this is my finest hour, don’t disappoint me. Hanyou: *smiles* Oh, I’m sure you’ll have your money’s worth... Donut: *finally gets unpinned* YES!!! Alucard: All I really want is to know the secret of KG... even though it is dangerous. Hanyou: What? It’s dangerous? Alucard: Yes... it is said all those who are going after it get possessed by it’s evil... Only until recently, I’ve been able to fight it off, but I still continued my pursuit for the secret... Hanyou: You aren’t the only one... Alucard: huh? Hanyou: Yes, I – Donut: *kicks Hanyou Isshin Style* BAM!!! THAT’S WHAT YOU GET FOR PINNING ME TO THAT STUPID WALL!!! Hanyou: WHAT?! NOOO!!! *flies toward the hole* HoT: HANYOU!!! Kikiyo: OOH!! Great, so I won’t be the sacrifice!!! Kya: THERE!!! ONCE THERE IS A SCRIFICAL HUMAN SOUL, THE SECRET WILL BE REVEALED!!! Hanyou: *falling* It’s been a good run.. Oh well Donut, looks like you – Alucard: *pushes Hanyou out of the hole’s trajectory and Hanyou falls to the side of the hole* Hanyou: AL!!! NO!!! *smiles* Alucard: Time to rid myself of the evil for good... *goes down the hole* Kya: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The hole erupts with light, and it becomes dark inside the room. Then smoke comes out of the hole, then forms the words... PRECIOUS IS GAY. Everyone Gasps. Precious: THAT IS FudgeING NOT TURE!!!! BLOODY THING!!! *throws some tea at it* The words then form new words, saying: TODAY IS OPPOSITES DAY. THE WORDS YOU HAVE SEEN BEFORE THIS MESSAGE ARE OPPOSITE. THIS MESSAGE IS NOT OPPOSITE. SO IN GENERAL, THE SECRET OF KG IS THAT PRECIOUS IS NOT GAY. THANK YOU. The smoke goes back into the hole, and flash of light appears, then everything is back to normal. Kya: *crying* Alucard... no... he can’t be gone... HoT: Whoa. Kikiyo: I’ve been WAITING to say that for the LONGEST TIME!!! SW: *looks at Precious* So you’re not gay? Precious: NO!!! Dorko: That was useless. What kind of secret is that? Hanyou: *starts laughing maniacally* Donut: What now? Kya: *stops crying a bit* Hanyou: YOU HAVE ALL PLAYED INTO MY PLOT!!! MUAAHAHHAHA!!! Blaire: *taps precious on the shoulder* What’s he talking about...? Precious: You know, I think he’s finally lost it. Hanyou: LOST IT?! LOST IT? YEAH RIGHT!!! I’ve ALWAYS HAD IT!!! Invader: *looks over the railing* Wtf? Hanyou: Yes... My scheming has reaped a reward... MY WORK HAS PAID OFF!!! Silver: Why don’t you explain yourself.. Before we check you into the mental ward. Hanyou: No one would have suspected it... but I was the one who set all this into motion... I convinced Alucard that the secret of KG would be a real thing to find, something splendid... and like a fool he bought it... he wasn’t that nice anyway, so people thought of him as evil and naturally called him the villain... Blaire: SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU KNOW WHO KILLED Cr8ZY?! Hanyou: Of course I do. I did. Everyone gasps. Blaire: No.. Not you... *breaks down and starts to cry* Preicous: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS HANYOU?! Hanyou: I killed Cr8zy.. With THIS VERY KATANA. *holds up his katana* Rememebr the slash marks? That should’ve gave it away, I was the only one to have a sword... more less, weapons... I say, I didn’t have to do much... lead everyone on, make a fake “good guy” team so people would actually take down alucard... See, it was him I wanted down in that pit, for no reason. Donut: YOU SICK FREAK!!! Hanyou: Shut up moron. As I was saying... leading everyone along, making Alucard the villain... then Alcuard being possesed and possesing everyone... I made him believe at one point that I was on his side. And because I’m such a nice guy, I decided to hook Kya and Alucard up together... Well, now, a long time back when I introduced them, they have grown quite close... Kya: SHUT UP!!! Hanyou: So, ladies and gentlemen... that is all I have to say... good night. *faints* Kikiyo: ...wtf? Silver: You know... I think... Kya: It was him, he was the one originally possesed by the evil of the secret of KG... however Alucard got a small dose of it, but a very small one, which is why he was able to love and save Hanyou... Hanyou did not do anything decent except deceive... Robby: Heavy stuff... K-mage: I know what you mean. Donut: *gets up and goes to HoT* Are you... okay? HoT: Yeah... I just need to... get myself together... Donut: Um.. Okay. HoT: Thanks for.... saving me, earlier. Even though I um, floated. :Unsure: Donut: No worries... I guess. HoT: ... Donut:... Kikiyo: This is pretty awkward, isn’t it? Precious: OKAY!!! Everyone, let’s get out of here, I’ll hire some construction people to fix this place... and someone PLEASE check Hanyou into the mental ward... he needs therapy... and a healer to extract the evil out of him... Blaire: *sniff* I still can’t believe... Silver: *puts arm around Blaire* Don’t worry, it’s all over now. Cr8zy wouldn’t want you crying over him... more less, he’d like to see you smiling to see he lived a happy life. Dorko: How inspirational... Kya: *by the hole* Alucard...*cries* The next day...at KG’s Cemetery... Precious: And may Cr8zy rest in peace. *bows head* Everyone bows their head. It is Cr8zy’s funeral, and the congregation of KG is attending. Precious: Okay... time to party... let’s celebrate Cr8zy’s life with a bang! Come on people... *points people in the direction of the party* Blaire.. *looks at Blaire* Need a few minutes? Blaire: *wipes tears* Nope! I’m all ready! *walks away with Precious to the party* ZF: *whispers to Robo* I got these pictures... of everyone who went to bed with everyone... Robo: Me INCLUDED?! ZF: Yep. Robo: Who’d I wake up with? ZF: me. Robo: NOOOOO!!! Silver: *gets some punch* Oh, hey sporko. Dorko: Hippie! Hey there. How’s Hanyou? Invader: Talking to himself. Torn: I’ve heard he touches himself too... something about pulling out all his hair. SW: *shrugs* Donut: *drinks some punch* Man... *sigh* L:HoT: What? *looks at HoT* Oh. Donut: Yeah man... I wonder if I’ll ever get to tell her... Dorko: *comes to sit next to donut* No worries, didn’t I tell you that? Donut: That’s my words. HoT: look at him over there... I should go talk to him or something... Invader: Don’t’ rush things... an if anything, let HIM come to you. HoT: You sure? Blaire: Of course!!! K-mage: It’s much more romantic. And hey, less work for ya ;) HoT: I’ll just look forward to that day then...*looks at Donut and smiles* Donut: *sees HoT and smiles* Precious: *talking with Torn* SO... how do you thikn they’ll like the new RPG system? Torn: Beats me, I think they’ll like it. I’ll only stay by for that island one though.. The other one sounded gay. Precious: Whatever floats your boat man... SW: *puts hand on Precious’ shoulder* YOU float my boat... Torn: :lol: Precious: *beats up SW* Meanwhile... at the grand ballroom arena where the hole Alucard fell down... Kya: *sniff* I’m so tired.. I can’t cry anymore...I just wish.. He could come back... Light shines from above. Kya: *looks up* Huh? A hand holds Kya’s shoulder. Alucard: My love... I would not leave you for the world... for heaven is not up in the sky... but with you. Kya: *turns around* ALUCARD!!! *gasps* *hugs and kisses Alucard* Alucard: Heh heh... I have missed you too. And my name isn’t Alucard anymore... it’s Alexander. Kya: Alexander... heh heh, too bad you’re not Brad Pitt. Alexander: *shrugs* I guess you’ll just... *kiss Kya* ... make due with what you’ve got, huh? Kya: *hugs Alexander* I wouldn’t have it any other way. THE END OF KG DREAMER: CONSPIRACY SAGA. Thank you for reading KG Dreamer, and I hope you look forward to the next KG Dreamer... Stranded. Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Meanwhile... at KG... Torn: *looking at some porn* ... *drools* HoT: *walks over* Hey... put that away. Torn: ...*looks up* WHAT?! You’re telling me to put MY goods away?! HoT: yep... Torn: Uh... no. *goes back to staring at it* HoT: Well I’ll just have to put you on probation or somethin.... Torn: *not looking up* yeah, yeah... just shoo. *makes shooing motion* HoT: Well you’re gonna have to listen to me because I’m GM!!! Yay!!! Torn: So what? HoT: Precious just promoted me today. Torn: ... *still staring at the porn* HoT: DAMMIT PUT THAT AWAY OR I WILL HAVE TO BAN YOU!!! Torn: *gets up* Look, I’m not in the mood. And besides... I’m a Global Mod too. HoT: WHAT?! But.. I thought...Oh... so Precious STILL Doesn’t like me like that... Torn: Nah... although I’ve gotta admit, he cherishes you like a good friend. HoT: A good friend? Torn: *shrugs* A really good friend. HoT: *hugs Torn* Torn: Okay.. Now I’m not in the mood for porn... *throws it away* HoT: Then what ARE you in the mood for? Torn: This. *gets out a whip and starts cracking it* HURRY UP AND WORK YOU SLOW LAZY BASTARDS!!! Below him and HoT, a floor down, is the members of KG, working to repair and reconstruct all the damage in the Admin Grand ballroom. Silver: SHADDUP TRON!!! Robo: *carrying an I-Beam* ... *whimper* Torn: PUT YOUR BACKS INTO IT!!! SW: *drops the wheelbarrow and starts doing pelvic thrusts* Torn: *sits back down* Oh well, what part of KG do you have to patrol? I know we’re supposed to be “All-around”, but Precious told me to watch the workers.... HoT: I have to watch the dorm rooms. *shrugs* Torn: Cool, cool. Dorko: You know what’s interesting? We’re not even getting paid for this. Donut: WHAT?! WE’RE NOT GETTING PAID?! DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~ Winter Ball, Part 1\ Precious walks in. Precious: *to HoT* How is everything? HoT: Very good sir! *grins* Precious: *turns to Torn* Is she telling the truth? Torn: *shrugs* We’re on schedule, I’m not complaining. Precious: *goes to the edge of the second floor overlooking the first floor* Attention everyone!!! The working people ignore him. Precious: I wonder why– WHAM!!! A sign was thrown at Precious’s head. Robby: TERMS AND AGREEMENTS ON THE BACK!!! L:HoT: WHAT WE WANT IS ON THE FRONT!!! The workers cheer. Precious: *sighs and starts reading* We want better wages. We want YOU to work. And we want to see you take off your shirt... *stops reading* WTF?! The girls down below giggle. Robby: Damn Precious... don’t know why they all like him... L:HoT: what does he have that I don’t? Robby: *shrugs* Precious: *reads more* Terms and conditions... blah blah blah... you’ve thought this through haven’t you? Everyone: YEAH!!! Precious: You want wages and me to work as well, do you? Everyone: YEAH!!! Precious: *shrugs* Okay, I’ll just cancel the order I got for a construction team to come and relieve you... and I’ll cancel that special event planned... The workers huddle. Kawaii : *looks up* What’s the special event? Precious: Oh.. I don’t know... *whistles* K-mage: And we won’t have to work anymore? Precious: *smiles* Nope. Silver: And there’s NO catch... AT ALL?! Precious: yep. The workers huddle again. Torn: Taking too long... I want to ask Blaire already... Precious: I’m planning on bringing Katie, I figure it’d be a nice chance to– HoT: *interupts* WHAT?! YOU’RE BRING HER?! That...that.. EURO-TRASH?! Precious: ... Donut: *yells* We’ve decided!!! Precious: *looks over the balcony* And?! Dorko: We won’t tell ya unless you tell US what the event will be. Precious: Agree first. The workers agree. Invader: NOW TELL US DAMMIT!!! Precious: Okay... We’re gonna have... A winter ball. Everyone gasps. Torn: Geez HoT, why’d you gasp for? You already knew about this... HoT: I know!<_ but ah forget it.> Robo: *raises hand* Um... what is this... “Winter Ball?” Precious: Seeing as it’s close to Christmas, I thought we should celebrate festively.... a nice get together where we can dance and bring dates and such... L:HoT: Why do I get the funny feeling I’m not gonna get a date? SW: *shrugs* Precious: It’ll be in two days... You may come alone or with someone, your choice, but remember: Formal Wear Only!!! Robby: Okay, okay, we get the picture... Meanwhile.... at another part of KG... Hanyou, Alexander, Kya, and Blaire are enjoying some coffee, tea, and R & R... Blaire: Alexander, who’ll you be taking? Alexander: Isn’t it obvious? *puts arm around Kya* Kya: He didn’t even ask me yet, so I’m still free game. Alexander: *laughs* Blaire: So how about you, Hanyou? Hanyou: Oh... I was planning on asking HoT... I was supposed to ask her when her shift was done... but where she is, I have no idea... Kya: *sips on some Starbucks* So Blaire, who’re YOU going with? Blaire: I don’t know yet! Alexander: And you’re... pleased with this? Hanyou: Come on Al, you know she’s anxious to find a date. Blaire: yup! I’m jsut wondering who’ll ask me first... Hmm... I hope it’s Orlando Bloom... Hanyou: ??? Blaire: What? I can dream, can’t I? Kya: of course! Come on... let’s go look for some nice dresses. Blaire: okay! *walks away with Kya* Alexander: I’m glad we don’t have to work... Hanyou: Yeah.... I’m admin, and you, Kya, and Blaire were all unfortunate victims... you needed the rest. Alexander: So... you jsut came back from the mental ward two days ago... anal probing... does it really hurt? L:HoT: *walks in and sits on the couch with them* Of course Not!!! SW: *walks in* Yeah, for all we know, Hanyou enjoyed it. Alexander: *cracks up* Hanyou: You two gits just shut up... and aren’t you both supposed to be working? SW: We got laid off, in layman’s terms. Hanyou: WHAT?! L:HoT: Yeah, you never knew, did ya? A group of girls walk by the longue area they’re in, giggling. Robby: Why were they giggling? Hanyou: WTF?! ROBBY!?! You keep appearing out of nowhere... Robby: *shrugs* Oh well. I probably won’t have time to get a date, I’ll be playing in the band. Hanyou: Oooh... you have a band? Alexander: Really? A band? Robby: Of course. There has to be SOME music... right? SW: He has a point there. Meanwhile... in the main dorm room hall... HoT: *walking around* Donut: *catches up with her* Hey, HoT! HoT: *turns around* Oh... donut! Donut: Um... yeah, that’s me I guess. So um... do you have a date for the Winter Ball yet? HoT: No, not yet.... *blushes* Um... why... do you ask? *smiles* Donut: *shrugs* No reason. Thanks! *walks past her and into his room* HoT: ... THERE HE GOES AGAIN!!! TOYING WITH MY FEELINGS!!! GAH!!! *slams her door shut and locks it* Donut: *in his room* Well... at least Hanyou didn’t get to her yet... maybe now’s my chance!!! *opens the door* Um... HoT? *looks around* ... Meanwhile... in Torn’s room... Torn: *on cell phone with Blaire* Come on Blaire, who’re you going with?! Blaire: Oh... I don’t know... Torn: Come on... you gotta tell me... Blaire: *innocent whistle* Torn: Um... if you don’t have a date... could I bring you to winter ball? Blaire: YAAAAAAYY!!!!!!! Torn: *holds phone away from his ear* Blaire: Of course!!! Yay!!!! Now I have a date! Torn: Okay... I’ll call you later then, I guess... Blaire: bye byes! *hangs up* At the mall...where Blaire is with the girls... Blaire: I HAVE A DATE!!! *dances* K-mage: good for you!!! Invader: Now there’s only us to worry about!!! Silver: O_- Kawaii: What’s that, sIlver? Silver: It’s a monocle. O_- Invader: Someone remind us WHY IN BLOODY HELL WE WERE GIGGILING IN FRONT OF THE GUYS EARLIER?! K-mage: I don’t know. Blaire: My idea. Kawaii: What? Why? Blaire: Make it harder for the guys to ask you girls!!! Kya: ...Um... okay then...? K-mage: *points* LOOK!!! THERE’S A SHOP THAT SELLS DRESSES FOR 100% OFF!! SUPER MEGA HUGE SALE!!! The girls go running to that store. END OF KG DREAMER~ RPG SAGA: Winter Ball Part 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Meanwhile... on the day before the Winter Ball...at KG... Blaire: This one good? *holds up a dress* The girls: Nah... Blaire: How about.. This one? *holds up another* The girls: Nah... After getting a bunch of free dresses through Kawaii and K-mage’s “connections” the girls are reviewing them all in Blaire’s room. Kawaii: Choose one that makes you look cute. Blaire: Hmm... *shifts through the pile and holds one up* This one! Invader: That is great! Now my turn! Precious: *outside Blaire’s room* Um... *knock knock knock* HoT: ...? Who could that be? Silver: O_- ... For once, I can’t come up with any answer. HoT: ... we all went shopping right? Kya: Yep. K-mage: Are we all back here? Kya: *shrugs* Yeah, so it must be one of the guys. K-mage: OOOH!!! Someone’s gonna ask Blaire!!! Blaire: But I’m going with Torn. Invader: Really?! Aww... that’s cute. HoT: It is? K-mage: Yeah! Of course it is!!! Silver: *looks at HoT* At least I know my ideas aren’t completely crazy. Precious: ... *knocks again* Blaire: *opens the door* OH! Hi Precious! The girls say hi and wave. Precious: heh heh... hi. So um, you girls coming to breakfast? K-mage: Breakfast? Is that that delicious scent I smell? Kya: *sniffs* MMMmmm... now that you mention it... Precious: You’ve all been stuck in there all night. Have a thought on food? HoT: But we’re choosing dresses you old fool!!! Precious: It’s only Winter Ball, goodness... PROM is when we’re gonna go all out. Blaire: So no cute dresses? Precious: *shrugs* up to you... HoT: *grins* You know what would be great...? Kawaii: What HoT?! What?! HoT: *winks to the girls* Precious: ??? Blaire: NOW GIRLS!!! LET’S GET HIM!!! Precious: AHHH!!! WTF?! – *gets pulled into the room* HoT: TIME TO MAKE PRECIOUS WEAR A DRESS!!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!! *shuts the door* DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~ Winter Ball, Part 2 Later... at Donut’s room... HoT: *walks out of donut’s room and closes the door* Tee hee... AAAH!!!! *stops* Dorko, Torn, SW, and Robby are waiting outside of his room. HoT: ... what are you four DOING?! Dorko: *shrugs* From my perspective, we are merely... *motions to Robby* Robby: ...waiting to have... *motions to SW* SW:... an audience with.... *motions to Torn* Torn: ... Okay, this is getting gay. SW: WTF?! WE HAD THIS PLANNED!!! Dorko: *throws a spork at Torn* Torn: ... HoT: Wow... you must’ve been real bored just waiting to talk to Donut... Robby: Yeah... NO THANKS TO YOU!!! NYAH!!! SW: Yeah, you took like freaking two hours in there... what the heck were you doing in there?! With HIM!? HoT: *smiles* None of YOUR business. *walks away* Torn: ... two hours? TWO HOURS?! Dorko: Dude... it didn’t feel like two hours. SW: ... *checks watch* It’s 8:00. Torn: *checks watch* No... yours stopped at 8:00. It’s actually 7:30. We were only out here for half an hour... Dorko: Which reminds me. *knocks on door* OI!!! PASTRY MAN!!! Donut: *opens door* o.0 The guys go into the room. Donut: *closes the door* What... are you guys doing in here? SW: You mean what were we waiting OUT THERE for. Robby: We just wanted to know why HoT was in your room. We saw her walk in and we wanted to know what was up. Torn: So did you ask her to Winter Ball already? Donut: Uh... why? Dorko: We know you like her. SW: And if you weren’t sleeping with her in here... Torn: ...you weren’t, were you? That’s against KG policy young man. Donut: WHAT?! NO!!! *throws a pillows at them* Dorko: ... then what were you doing? Donut: Well... 30 minutes earlier... HoT: *knocks on door* Donut: *opens door* Oh, hi. Can I help you? HoT: Can I come in? Donut: Are you sure ROBBY won’t mind? Back to the present... Robby: WTF?! WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST ME?! Donut: Well I did see you two earlier... talking... Robby: OH yeah... Sometime earlier... Robby: HoT? Um, can I ask you somethin? HoT: Sure., no problem. Robby: I need a name for our band.... can you come up with one? HoT: YES!!! YES!!! OF COURSE I CAN!!! I WILL!!! Robby: ...? Really? You will?! That’s great HoT!!! I’m looking forward to it. *smiles* Donut: *hears only the YES YES part* ... *walks back to his room and shuts the door* Robby: So what’s the name of the band? HoT: Hmm... *does a thinking pose* Back to the present... Robby: Yeah, that’s what happened. Donut: She explained that to me after I mentioned you. Dorko: By the way... what IS the name of our band? Robby: Still Searching. *shrugs* Something simple, I guess. I like it, anyway. Dorko: okay... continue with the story. SW: So you’re in a band Dorko? Torn: OKAY!!! BACK TO THE STORY!!! Donut: okay... Meanwhile... 30 minutes ago... HoT: *closes the door* Um, you like your new room? Donut: Yep. It’s pretty cool. HoT: Yeah... I figured since you and K-mage got promoted... I put in a note to Precious to upgrade your rooms.... Donut: Oh yeah... we got promoted... Earlier... Precious: Donut, K-mage, I have important jobs for you both. K-mage: Uh-huh... Precious: IT will test your spirit, body, mind, AND brain... Donut: tell us more... Precious: You two will be our new RPG Staff. K-mage: YAY!!!.... Just one question though. Precious: Shoot. K-mage: What’s an RPG? Donut: ... Forgive her, she’s a little slow. K-mage: HEY!!! *slaps Donut* Precious: It’s okay, this is KG’s RPG....our new revolutionized RPG. It’ll actually let you LIVE the game. K-mage: OOOOHHH!!! That sounds fun! Donut: Ookay... Precious: Although there’s some bugs that need to be worked out. K-mage: And that’s what we’re here for? Precious: Yep. Although I’ll only need one of you right now. Donut: ...? Why? Precious: because one of you will have to help me fix it. I’m not going to the Winter Ball so I can fix it... which one of you is gonna give up the chance? Donut:... K-mage: Um... can you give us a few minutes? Precious: *shrugs and walks away* K-mage: Tell me. Now. Straight out. Who are you taking to Winter Ball? Donut: Well... no one. K-mage: Me neither... *sigh* Donut: so you um, want me to help Precious... and stuff? I mean, a girl like you... you probably want to go to this thing real bad... K-mage: No, I’ll stay and help. I’d rather the guy I wanted to go with actually have fun instead of missing out on this once in a blue moon thing. Donut: Wha... Precious: OKAY!!! That’s enough of that for now... who’s coming with me tomorrow? K-mage: I am! Precious: Okay, meet me at the stairwell by the SPAM forum tomorrow, okay? K-mage: okie! Meanwhile... back to the Donut & HoT flashback... HoT: ... oh. So that means you still didn’t ask anyone right? Donut: Yeah... *shuffles feet* HoT: I was prepping myself to accept Hanyou’s invite... although he’s not gonna attend. Donut: Why? HoT: Writing up reports, checking logs, that kind of stuff.... Back to the present... Dorko: HEY!!! WHY’D YOU STOP?! Donut: I didn’t. Torn: Yeah, you idiot, you interrupted him you idiot. SW: You'd think he can come up with more imaginative names... Dorko: When are you gonna get to the part about asking her? Donut: Getting there... Back to the flashback... Donut: Um... want to go on the balcony? I got a great view of Lake Hylia from here. *opens the balcony door* HoT: Why thank you! *walks onto the balcony* Donut: *smiles and goes out onto the balcony with her* HoT: Ah... this feels so relaxing... Donut: Yeah... nice breeze tonight. HoT: Whatever happened to just you and me, talking, being friends? I miss that, you know. Donut: I don’t know... we just... drifted... *sigh* HoT: Come here. Donut: *moves closer to HoT* HoT: *puts arm around Donut* Hey... can we be more cool and friendly more often? It’s really fun, you know. Donut: *looks at HoT* Well... maybe for you, okay. HoT: Thanks. That means a lot. Back to Reality.. Alexander: ... And then? Torn: *falls off the bed* WTF?! Dorko: HOW’D YOU GET THERE?! Alexander: *shrugs* I teleported. I was feeling down and I needed to get my spirits up again. Robby: By... SCARING US?! Donut: .... Alexander: Yeah, scaring you was the idea. Torn: So how was it with you and Kya? Alexander: Well... Earlier...somewhere at KG... Kya: DAMMIT ALEXANDER, I WAS WAITING FOR SO LONG, FOR YOU TO DO IT, AND THEN YOU JUST, UGH!!! Alexander: Don’t do what, huh? Kya: Well... Alexander: *kisses Kya* There...I’ve done it. Kya: NO!!! NO NO NO !!!! THAT’S NOT IT!!! Alexander:.women... Kya: *slaps Alucard* Alexander: Kya: YOU DON’T GET IT!!! Alexander: *gets down on one knee and brings out a ring* Kya, will you.. Kya: GAH!!! *kicks Alexander* SHUT UP!!! Alexander: *sigh* This may be my last chance... but... *brings out a rose* Will you please be my date for the Winter Ball? Kya: OH!!! OF COURSE I WILL!!! *hugs Alexander* Alexander: Heh heh... *smiles* Kya: *slaps Alexander* DON’T EVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN YOU HEAR ME!? *hugs Alexander* Back to reality... Alexander: And that’s what happened. Dorko: ...cool. So why’d you need your spirits to lighten up? Alexander: *shrugs* Back to Donut and HoT’s flashback... Donut: *out on the balcony with HoT* Hey... can I ask you a question? HoT: *watching the sunset with him* Yeah... sure. Donut: Would you like to uh... go to Winter Ball with me? I mean, I understand if you don’t wanna go and all... HoT: Of course I would like to. You know me, I can’t turn down a friend like you. Donut: That’s something I’d say. HoT: ha! Well you’re lucky you asked me before you asked K-mage... Donut: Why? HoT: Oh.. No reason. *kisses donut on the cheek* I’ll see ya tomorrow, okay? Donut: I’ll pick you up at.. 6? 7? HoT: *shrugs* Whenevers... I live right across from you, so no need to worry. Donut: *shrugs* okay, well.. Uh, bye. HoT: *waves and goes out the door* Back to reality... Torn: Well isn’t someone lucky? SW : yeah, isn't someone lucky? Robby: Well, me and Dorko are playing in the band along with Silver and Invader... and Robo. Alexander: Really? What’s Robo doing? Dorko: He’s manning the turntable. Alexander: I see. That’s cool. Donut: Silver and Invader are in the band too? Dorko: they’re vocals. Well, Silver’s on the drums... Invader’s all vocals. Robby: Me and Dorko got guitar. SW: That’s cool. Torn: Well, you guys all ready for tomorrow? It’s already tomorrow night you know. Donut: Well I’m prepared... SW: Yeah... I’m prepared... *shudder* Dorko: What’s up? SW: Well... Earlier... at KG... SW: Hey dateless...wanna go to Winter Ball with.. Invader: OKAY!!! NUMBER ONE, THAT WAS THE CRAPPIEST PICKUP LINE EVER!!! SW: *shiver* Invader: TWO, YOU JUST INSULTED ME!!! Dorko: OOOH!!! Invader: THREE– SW: NO!!! ANYTHING BUT THREE!!! THE PAIN IS TOO MUCH DAMMIT!!! Invader: TOO BAD!!! HERE COMES NUMBER THREE!!! SW: NOOOOooooOOO.... Invader: I SHALL CURSE YOU WITH NO DATE-NESS!!! MAUAHAHAHHA!!! SW:... NOOO!!!! Silver: *shrugs* you asked for it. Back to reality... SW: So after walking around with a “free hugs” sign on me, I never got a date for Winter Ball. Oh well, I’m going for the free food. Torn: *pats SW on the back* That’s the spirit man. Donut: Okay, I’m tired, let’s all head to the sack. Robby: Yes. Sleep is good. Torn: See ya Donut. *waves* Dorko: Pastry man... Rodney bids you farewell. SW: Laters dude. Alexander, Robby, Torn, Dorko, and SW go out of Donut’s room. Donut: *waves* See ya guys. *goes to sleep* END OF KG DREAMER~ RPG SAGA: WINTER BALL PART 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 18, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2007 Meanwhile... on the morning of Winter Ball... Dorko: Tune the A string a bit more... it’s coming our a little too high. Robby: *tunes and picks the string* sounds better? Dorko: Mucho. Invaader, grab the mics and test them out. Robo’s by the sound system. Robo: *flashes a thumbs up sign* Invader: Testing testing one-two-three... I really don’t have to pee... *shrugs* Robo: *gives two thumbs up* Silver: *by the drums* Okay, so this stuff is all set. Should we jsut leave it here for tonight? Robby: You mean move everything we just finished setting up? Silver: Good point. Leave it here it is. Dorko: Come on, let’s go get some breakfast. ___________________________ Donut: *wakes up* ... YES!!! *stands up and starts jumping on bed* I’M ACTUALLY GOING TO WINTERBALL WITH HoT!!! *jumps some more* YES!!! YAAaaaa– *jumps and misses the bed, falling on the floor* ... *shrugs* Donut puts on some decent clothes then heads out the door. Donut: And then, after I treat her to a steak dinner, then– WHOA!!! *stops* K-mage: Hi!!! Donut: You scared me K-mage... but, anyway, hi... K-mage: Where’re you off to this morning? Donut: *shrugs* Breakfast. Uh... wanna come? K-mage: Sure!!! Donut: Um.. Okay... let’s go then. Donut walks off with K-mage. HoT: ... *peeking through the eye hole of her own door, which is located across from Donut’s room* Kawaii: Remind me again... why were you spying on Donut and K-mage? HoT: No reason. Kawaii: But isn’t he your Winter Ball date? HoT: Yeah... Kawaii: Then why’d he act so friendly with K-mage? I mean, I thought you two– HoT: We’re not a couple Kawaii!!! We’re just... friends... *sigh* Kawaii: Oh... HoT: Just because you go to Winter Ball with someone doesn’t mean that you’re going out with them ya know... Kawaii: I know! I know! I just thought... you and him... HoT: *shrugs* Well, after breakfast we can go pick up our dresses from the dry cleaner’s okay? Kawaii: Okay! HoT and Kawaii go get breakfast. _______________________ Kya: *sips on some cocoa* Aahhh... that feels warm and fuzzy going down the throat. SW: Yeah, for some odd freaking reason it’s cold this morning. Torn: *throws coffee beans at SW* The thought of it being WINTER ever occur to you? L:HoT: *laughs* SW: *shrugs* Whatevers. *throws a loaf of bread at Torn* Hanyou: *drinking tea* Oh.. Touche. Torn: *in mock hanyou voice* Oh tochie...... Hanyou: ... Blaire: Hanyou, how come you’re not coming to Winter Ball? Hanyou: *shrugs* Work. A lot of paperwork I need to finish before the holidays... Even Precious isn’t attending. Kya: But Alexander is attending... and he’s admin... Torn: Correction, if you haven’t noticed he’s jsut a regular member right now. Hanyou: Yes. Evicted from the Admin’s longue is he. Torn: Any open positions? Hanyou: None at the moment... Torn: Darn. Blaire: And Kya, isn’t Al sleeping in your room? Kya: *chokes while sipping on cocoa* HOW’D YOU KNOW?! L:HoT: Oooh... naughty Kya... Kya: IT’s just until he gets his own room!!! Hanyou: yes... his form is among those I need to process. Kya: Okie dokie. ^.~ SW: Hey, who’s Kawaii going with? Blaire: *shrugs* SW: Maybe I might get to ask her... L:HoT: Not unless I get to her first... SW: *throws a coffee bean at L:HoT* NO YOU WON’T!!! L:HoT: *throws the whole freaking coffee machine at SW* Yes I will, and now, with that pwning move, you are my beeyotch. Torn: *throws shoe at L:HoT* And now, with THAT PWNING MOVE, you are MY beeyotch. Cheers. *drinks coffee* Hanyou: No matter what you say... Freddie Mercury pwns you all... *points to Kya* even you... *points to Torn* and you... *points to... YoU* AND EVEN YOU!!! HERE IS THE LATEST KG DREAMER!!! EVERYBODY LOVES HANYOU!!! L:HoT: Dude... no. I’m not like that man.... Hanyou: BUT YOU MUST BE!!! L:HoT: No. Precious: I am... Hanyou: REALLY?! YOU ARE LIKE THAT?! Precious: YOU’RE CALLING ME GAY!? Hanyou: *whimper* Kya: And now here it is!!! The conclusion of the Winter Ball Saga!!! KG DREAMER!!! DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~ Winter Ball, Part 3!!! At half an hour to the start of Winter Ball... Kya: Alexander, I’m ready!!! Alexander: *buttoning up his jacket* And... *finishes* So am I. Kya: The lot’s go already!!! *holds alexander’s arm* By thw way... very wicki-wicki tux... Alexadner: Why thank you. ____________________________ L:HoT: *knocks on Kawaii’s door* I’m ready! Kawaii: *opens the door, fully dressed* Okay! Off we go!!! L:HoT: :Blush: _______________________ Donut: *waiting outside in the hall* Are you done yet? HoT: *from inside her room* I’m still putting on my dress!!! Donut: *checks watch* We’re gonna be late... HoT: *from inside her room* Why don’t you go buy me a flower? Fix your hair? Something!!! I’m still... tying up... these laces... Donut: Done, done, and... laces? HoT: You know, those string things!!! YES! *opens the door* Done. Donut: I am the luckiest guy in the world. HoT: *blushes* Come on, let’s go!!! You said it yourself, we might be late.... *takes Donut’s hand and runs to the Winterball* Donut: *running with her* okay okay! I’ll tell you how beautiful you look later then, okay? HoT: okay. _________________ Precious: Okay... this is it. The RPG machine. K-mage: oookay... so what do we need to do? Precious: Fix what I did wrong. K-mage: you put it together wrong? Precious: *shrugs* It’s in the past... and besides, this time, I have an instruction manual. K-mage: With this kind of machinery, this kind of technology, you still decided to put it together without instructions!? Precious: Let’s get started already... Precious and K-mage start working on the RPG machine. _______________________________ Torn: *standing beneath the mistletoe hung over the entrance to the Winterball Room* Before him is a huge line of all the attendees to the WinterBall. Dorko: Rodney would throw a shoe at you, but these... *points to shoes* Are rented. Rodney would also nail you with his guitar, but he'd have to buy a new one. You're a lucky one. SW: GET OUTTA THE WAY!!! Robby: YEAH!!! SW WANTS FREE FOOD DAMMIT!! Torn: By all means, pass, I'm jsut waiting for my lovely date to arrive... but hey, you pass, you pay... *puckers up lips* Kya: *shudder* Kawaii: HOW WILL WE GET PAST BALDy!? Alexander: *rolls up sleeves* I guess I'll have to kiss him. Kya: NO!!! NO!!! YOU'LL BE POISONED!!! Torn: DAMMIT!!! NO!!! YOU COME OVER HERE I'M GONNA KICK THE BLACK OUT OF YOU!!! Alexander: ...I'm not black. Torn: .. *shrugs* Alexander: *clenches fists* I'm going in. Torn: NOOO!!! AAWW MAN THAT IS SO WRONG!!! Alexander: Pucker up... *walks towards Torn* Robby: *holds Alexander back* DUDE!!! DON’T!!! WE WANT YOU TO LIVE MAN!!! Blaire comes walking down the hall. Blaire: WAIT AL!!! Dorko: *turns around* GASP!!! Robo: *sigh* Why do you say it GASP!? Why not *gasp* ?! You people are weird... Robby: THAT DOESN’T MATTER!!! OUR SAVIOR IS HERE!!! The crowd cheers. Blaire: *walks up to Torn* Hi. Torn: Why hello there. Blaire: *kisses Torn’s forehead* Come on, let’s go! Torn: Okay. *walks in with Blaire* Everyone else goes in single file, making sure not to cross the mistletoe with another person, except for Kya and Alexander, who kissed beneath the mistletoe before walking in. Dorko, Silver, Invader, Robby, and Robo go on stage to their positions. Dorko: People, people, Rodney would like to welcome you to KG’s WINTER BALL!!! Everyone cheers. Robby: This is our band, Still Searching, and we will be providing your entertainment tonight. Silver: Everyone except Robo will be singing... Robo: Because I’m the King of Robots. Dorko: yep. It’s our first time performing, so don’t blame us if we choke. *picks up guitar* Robby: Yeah. We ask that you hold all appaluse until the end of the performance. *picks up guitar* Silver: Let’s get this started already!!! *picks up drumsticks and puts on her monocle* O_- The band starts playing “Vindicated”. SW: *gobbling up as much food as he can* L:HoT: ... dude... wtf? SW: *with mouth partially full* I haven’t eaten for how long... the rejection curse that Invader cursed me with kinda shot down me hopes, you know? *starts eating again* L:HoT: *shrugs* Kawaii? Would you like me to get something for you to drink? Kawaii: Hmm... punch, for now please Kya: The band is pretty good... didn’t know we had so much talent at KG. Alexander: *puts down cup* Here here. Torn: “here here”? Dude, this isn’t sixteen seventy something, you know... Alexander: I don’t threaten peole by standing under any mistletoe, you know... Torn: Grr.... Alexander: Grrr.... Blaire: TORN!!! SIT DOWN!!! Kya: ALEXANDER!!! DON’T DO IT!! Torn: But Blaire... Alexander: We’re only playing... Blaire: I’M GONNA SIC MY MONGOOSE ON YOU AND START THROWING ROCKS SOON!!! Kya: I’M GONNA SLAP YOU AGAIN!!! Torn and Alexander calm down. Robo: okay, ladies and gentlemen, we’re gonna turn on the radio for a little while so we can get our food. Robo, Silver, Dorko, Invader, and Robby get their plates and sit at the main table with everyone else. Kawaii: *claps* That was awesome!!! Robby: heh heh, thanks Dorko: Rodney says DIG IN! Silver: Silver has already dug in, so HAH! Dorko: Ah... quite the sneaky one.... Invader: *drinks some water* Ahh... that’s refreshing. Torn: Hey, guys, I have a message from Precious. Robo: *eating* Dorko: Yeah? What is it? Torn: Something like, uh, oh yeah, “Humidity and Dough” have won it. Robby: Oh, okay, that’s good. Blaire: What’re you talking about? Dorko: *eating something with a spork* Invader: nuh-uh, sorry, can’t tell you. SW: WHY?! Silver: Top secret-ness. Robo: Indeed. Robby: Here here. Alexander: SEE?! HE SAYS IT TOO!!! Robby: Said... what? Torn: Ah shaddup. Silver: *slaps Torn’s fro* L:HoT: ... Dorko: *slaps robo’s fro* Robo: OH HELL NO!!! Silver: *slaps Dorko’s and Robo’s fros* Donut: *whispers to HoT* Hey... wanna go hang out on the balcony for now? I don’t think you wanna get involved with this “fro-slapping” business... HoT: You read my mind, let’s go. Donut and HoT make their way to the Balcony of the Winter Ball room. Donut: *leans on railing* Ah.. That breeze feels good. HoT: yeah... Donut: Is something on your mind? HoT: Well... Donut: Come on, you can tell me. HoT: Forget about it, it’s nothing. Donut: You won’t get out of it that easily... *smiles* HoT: I will if you let me... *smiles* Meanwhile... inside... the band goes back onstage. Robby: Okay, okay, before we get to the dancing part of this little festival of ours, we have a little announcement to make. Dorko: yes, yes, indeed. Robo: These.. Awards, you’d say, have been specially hand-picked by two of our very own admin, Hanyou and Precious. Scattered Applause. Invader: Yeah. This award, or, “these” awards, go to these two people because the admin feel they demonstrate, together, how good KG is. Dorko: Blah blah blah... let’s get to announcing their names already. Meanwhile... back outside... HoT: Come on, they’re gonna announce something!!! Donut: Huh? HoT: *pulls Donut inside and they sit down at a table* Robo: Please note that none of the admin could have won this award, and NEITHER would people who SLAP OTHER PEOPLE’S FRO’S DAMMIT!!! Robby: And now, Precious has declared that the Winter Ball Queen of tonight’s grand ball is... HoT!!! Much better Applause. HoT: I.. Me...?! Donut: Yes, you, now get UP THERE!!! *ushers HoT forward* HoT: *goes onstage* Robby: And here is your crown, making you the Queen, of KG’s Winter Ball, tonight. *puts the crown on HoT’s head* Dorko: And now... the official declaration of who is the Winter Ball King... *snaps fingers* Silver, drum roll please? Silver: *drum rolling* Dorko: The king, of KG’s Winterball... is... PASTRY MAN!!! Awkward Silence. Blaire: *whipsers to Kawaii* Who’s pastry man? Kawaii: *shrugs* Dorko: My mistake, the king of this year’s WinterBall... ish.... DONUT!!! Donut: *faints* Applause. SW: *kicks donut* Get up man, you need to go onstage!!! Donut: Yeah.. Um.. Okay... *walks onstage* Dorko: And now, we knight you king in nice tuxedo thingie.. *puts crown on Donut’s head* L:HoT: Whoa, Hanyou named HIM of all people... I thought he hated Donut. Kya: *shrugs* he didn’t slap anyone’s fro, DID HE?! L:HoT: Good point. Robo: Now, this award has no real meaning whatsoever because Precious says so. So enjoy the moment while you can while we play you a song for your first dance. After this song, the other people may come and dance as well. Donut: Okay... *offers HoT a hand* May I please share this dance with you? HoT: *blushes* Yes, you may.... The band starts playing “First Love” while HoT and Donut dance together. Donut: Um... don’t slap me if I step on your feet okay? HoT: Oh come on, you cna’t be THAT bad a dancer... Donut: *accidently steps on HoT’s foot* HoT: I’d be mad at you... but I’m enjoying this too much. *gets closer to Donut* Donut: Kya: *sigh* That’s so nice of them.. Up there... you think that means they’re finally together? Alexander: That doesn’t matter... all I know is that no award could say how much I care for you, Kya. Kawaii: Awww... Kya: *hugs Alexander* Torn: So.. You wanna dance after this? Blaire: Okie dokie. HoT: *dancing with Donut* Hey... can I ask you something? Donut: *enjoying it* yeah... sure... what? HoT: *whispers in Donut's ear*I really need to know... what kind of relationship do you have with K-mage? Are you really serious with her? Are you two even going out? Donut: *stops dancing* WHAT?! WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DANCING DAMMIT!! Everyone stops dancing. The band stops playing. HoT: IT'S NOT MY FAULT!!! PRECIOUS TOLD ME YOU WERE GETTING "lovey-dovey" WITH K-MAGE WHEN HE PROMOTED YOU BOTH!!! Donut: WeLL... I... THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!! SO WHAT IF I WAS?! Everyone gasps. no reason why. Well, maybe. HoT: THERE YOU GO AGAIN DAMMIT!!! TOYING WITH MY FEELINGS LIKE IT’S SOME SORT OF JOKE!!! Donut: MAYBE IF YOU TOOK A WHILE AND NOTICED THAT WHAT ME AND K-MAGE DO IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!! HoT: YEAH?! WELL WHAT ME AND HANYOU DO IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS EITHER!!! Donut: *stops* HoT: I can’t believe you... I thought... I knew you... but it’s clear..*tears start running down her face*... that you obviously don’t know how I feel and it’s apparent that you don’t want to be around me... *starts crying* Donut: No.. It’s not that... *goes forward to comfort HoT* HoT: GET AWAY!!! DON’T TOUCH ME!!! DON’T EVEN TALK TO ME!!! FROM HERE AND NOW, I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU!!! *storms off* Torn: holy crap. L:HoT: Could it be any colder? Kya: Ah ha... so that’s why Hanyou chose Donut... he must’ve planned for this fight to happen... genius... SW: You know, that makes sense. He is freaking good... that freaking son of a biscuit... Donut: ... *goes outside* Robby: Um... okay! Back to the dance, I guess... Meanwhile... at the RPG Forum where K-mage and Precious are fixing the RPG machine... K-mage: *hammers a nail in* Okay... almost done... past me the wire-cutter. Precious: here's the wirecutter. *hands K-mage the wire-cutter* K-mage: *cuts a wire and reads the instructions* OKAy! It's done!!! Kick the power on Precious! Precious: OOhh... I'm so excited... *pushes a button* K-mage: anything happen yet? Precious: nope. BOOM. K-mage: Uh-oh... The machine emits a super bright light that engulfs KG. After it fades, no one is present.... THE END OF KG DREAMER~RPG SAGA: WINTER BALL PART 3!!! What will happen next? Where did everyone go? Find out in the Next saga of KG Dreamer... KG DREAMER~RPG SAGA: STRANDED You never know what you’d do when you’re really desperate. Link to post Share on other sites
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