mdonut281 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Hanyou: NOOOO!!!! WHAT THE HELL?! WHERE IN THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS AM I?! *looks around blindly* Torn: Some remote island in the middle of the pacific. Precious: How do you know? Torn: *shrugs* My left shoe was more comfortable than my right shoe this morning, so I'm probably correct. Hanyou: HOW DID WE GET HERE?! *slaps Torn* I WANT ANSWERS!!! Precious: Calm down... we all got stuck here. Torn: Yep. Hanyou: HOW?! WAIT... *points to Torn* How do you know?! Torn: *shrugs* Precious told me before you, beeyotch Hanyou: PRECIOUS!!! THAT PAINS ME!!! Precious: It’s not our fault you were unconsious for a few hours. Torn: Yeah, you should’ve seen yourself, *in a mock hanyou voice* “ No, bobette, the papers don’t go there...” Ha ha .. *laughs* Hanyou: Do not mock my secretary in such a way. Precious: Whatever. Torn: Gee, you’re no fun. K-mage: *walks to them* Hey guys... Precious: Yo. K-mage: Ah!!! Hanyou’s awake!!! That’s good. Hanyou: Indeed... So... how did we get here. K-mage: *giggles* Precious: Well, thing is, me and K-mage were working on the RPG machine... Hanyou: WITHOUT ME?! WITHOUT ME?! CONFONNIT MAN YOU KNOW I COULD HAVE FIXED IT!!! Precious: Yes, yes, anyway, we screwed around, pushed a few buttons, and here we are. Hanyou: The RPG machine... it has brought us here... hmm... interesting. K-mage: Why? Hanyou: The RPG machine never teleports anyone without a reason. There must be something we must have to accomplish on this island... Torn: Yeah, get off of it. Hanyou: Oh no, but that is the catch, to get off the island, or, this world, actually- Torn: Wait, we’re in a freaking world? I thought- Hanyou: The RPG Machine generates a faux world for us to RP in, kind of like the Matrix. Torn: I like the Matrix... go on. Hanyou: Our bodies get transported here, instead of just our minds, so we can be... “real”, in a sense. Precious: Modifications and stuff can be made so you actually CAN do the Matrix and stuff... Torn: Oh I see... K-mage: Well, before escaping, we need to think of surviving. I’ll go hunt for some food. Precious: Thanks, and see if you can find anyone else while you’re at it. K-mage: All is good and well with my dad’s pocket knife. Torn: KNIFE?! A KNIFE?! YOU’rE GONNA KILL ME!!! AAAAHHHH!!! *runs around in circles* K-mage: RELAX!!! This is for protection, it’s not like I’m gonna kill you or anything. However, DON’T push it... Precious: *laughs* Torn: *looks at poo on the ground near K-mage* Hmm.... *goes forward to push K-mage* K-mage: Oh no you don’t. *dodges Torn* Torn falls in the poo. Torn: WTF... I jsut fell in dog Poop. That is Fudgeing A little short for a Stormtroopered. *gets up with a handful* K-mage: That is not dog poo... that’s panther poo... in that case, I must rely on my dad’s trusty pocket knife!!! Torn: YEAH!!! *smears a handful of panther poo in K-mage’s face and runs* HAHAHAHAHHA!!!! OWNED!!! DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~STRANDED PART 1 K-mage: *by a stream, washing her face off* Grrr... that Torn, I’ll get him back one day, he had better watch his back.... Robby: *comes floating down the stream* K-mage: HOLY CRAP!!! ROBBY K!!! *pulls him out of the stream* Robby: What’re you doing? *rubs eyes* K-mage: you were FLOATING DOWN A STREAM, CAREENING TO YOUR DEATH, don’t you remember? Robby:... This is a stream. Not no “careening river of death” K-mage. I thought you knew that. K-mage: ... Oh well. Meanwhile... Elsewhere on the island... SW: I need some woman love... L:HoT: The funniest thing I’ve heard all day man... SW: *shrugs* Blaire: *comes out of nowhere sitting on a rock* Hi hi!!! *waves* SW: IT IS BLAIRE!!! THE GODDESS OF KG!!! THE REASON FOR LIVING!!! THE VOICE OF REASON!!! L:HoT: *whispers to Blaire* He just drank a whole lot of seawater, so don't blame him if he seems a bit crazy to you... Blaire: No worries, I thought he acted like that all the time. L:HoT: Oh well... I’m hungry. SW: Yes... L:HoT, go fetch some food for me and miss blue-eyed Blaire. L:HoT: *kicks SW in the face* Meanwhile... where K-mage was on the island... K-mage: DONUT!!! KAWAII!!! Donut and Kawaii wave hi to K-mage and Robby. Kawaii: Whew! Told you we’d find some people. Donut: I knew that... Kawaii: Liar, you were all “What if we’re stuck on this island lost forever?! Waaahh...” *laughs* Robby: Haha haha Donut, you being like that, that’s funny. Classic. K-mage: Awww... my Donut was scared.... *hugs Donut* Donut: o.O Kawaii: Anyways.... where’s Kya? K-mage: WHERE'S KYA?! Kawaii: Oh... I don't know... *looks around* K-mage: KAWAII!!! *shakes Kawaii* WHERE IS KYA!!! AND ALEXANDER!!! Kawai:*slaps k-mage* SNAP OUT OF IT WOMAN! K-mage: I'm sorry... I can't hold myself together... Donut: Don't worry, they'll turn up soon. K-mage: Oh I hope so!!! *hugs donut* Donut: ...? *looks at Kawaii* Kawaii: *shrugs* Robby: Um... K-mage, why’re you hugging Donut for? Donut: my question exactly.... K-mage: *gasp* My own bf... doesn’t like to be hugged... *sniff* By me?! *sniff* Donut: !!! Kawaii: Boyfriend? K-mage: What’s the matter Donut... don’t you like me? *looks at Donut with puppy look* Donut: ... Uh, sure, of course I like you.... K-mage: Great!!! *hugs donut* HoT: *behind a tree* I knew it... him and that...that slut... grrr it makes me so... GRR.... *storms away and goes and sits by a tree* Torn: *walks around and sees HoT* .... *looks at K-mage and Donut and the gang* Oh... that’s what happened. Torn walks over to HoT. Torn: You can't ALWAYS be moping like this you know. HoT: ... Torn: Look, you both were kinda on edge that night, you probably didn't even mean all that crap to each other. HoT: But... I saw him hug K-mage... Torn: So? I can hug you right? As a friend, you know. HoT: yeah... Torn: So why can't they hug? As friends? HoT: Well... *sigh* I don't know. Torn: You like him, I know that much. Give him a reason to like you. HoT: *draws circles in the sand* You make it sound easy. Torn: It IS easy.... HoT: Whatevers... I overheard them talk about... being together. Torn: Oh? HoT: Yeah... and Donut said he liked K-mage and that he’s her bf. Torn: Wow... that’s deep. HoT: You’re not helping you know. Torn: *shrugs* Meanwhile... In a cave somewhere on the island.... Dorko: CATCH!!! *throws a rock at Invader* Invader: *catches it* SCORE!!! YES! Alexander: *sitting down against a wall with Kya in his arms* This is nice... a cave, all to our selves, with a waterfall and some nice grass and light shining in. Kya: But how did we get here? That’s what I’d like to know. Alexander: As long as you and I are together, I am not complaining. Kya: Silver: *swimming* Hey, there’s a cave deeper down here, Dorko, can you swim for it? Dorko: *hops in the water and checks it out* ... *resurfaces* I can check it out later. Not now though, I’m playing throw the rock with Invader. Invader: AND I AM SO OWNING YOU BUTT!!! *dances* Alexander: Maybe it leads to some... treasure. Kya: OOOH!!! Treasure... Dorko: ARRR!!! There might possibly be some treasure in them waters... in them CAVES.... Silver: MONOCLE!!! O_- Dorko: Yes, yes, indeed... aye, this calls for some renaming. My name is now Rodney. ARR!!! REMEMBER IT!!! Alexander: *shrugs* Fine with me. Silver: Rodney... isn’t that what they call you at school? Rodney: *shifty* Kya: Oh well, it’s getting dark, we should sleep. Invader: We’ll find the exit tomorrow, okay? Silver: That’s a big 10-4 little missy, Gin-san, over and out. END OF KG DREAMER~RPG SAGA: STRANDED CHAPTER 1 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Meanwhile... in a cave on a desert island... Rodney: YO HO HO AND A WAAAAAAY WE GO!!!! *stands on a rock and strikes a pose* Kya: Huh? Rodney: We be going fishing... for TREASURE... savvy? Silver: Rodney Depp. That’s very interesting. Rodney: OI!!! YOU WILL NOT SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO!!! YOU WILL SPEAK ON YER OWN FREE WILL AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! InvadeR: wtf... Alexander: ANYWAYS... Dorko, Uh, I mean Rodney, tell them the plan. Rodney: ARR!!! The plan. Plan the. We will go through that darkish deeper cave down in them waters... *points to dark spot deep in the water* .. . and confront whatever may grace our trousers at the given time. Alexander: TREASURE... Kya: Yay!!! Invader: YAY!!!! Rodney: ARRR!!! THIS IS NO EASY FISH ASSIGNMENT YOU SWABBIES!!! CAN YOU HANDLE IT?! Silver: Aye aye!!! Invader: You know it!!! Alexander: I am up for any adventure. Kya: OF COURSE!!! LET’S GO!!! THIS IS SO FREAKING WICKI-WICKI!!! Rodney: OKAY!!! DIVE!!! Alexander: DIVE!!! *dives from rock into water and swims to underwater cave* Silver: DIVE!!! *does the same* Kya: DIVE!!! *does the same, a bit more gracefully though* Invader: DIVE!!! *dives* Rodney: !!! ARR!!! WE BE OFF GETTING TREASURE... *dives after them* They go deeper into the underwater cave and find another cave. Rodney: *surfaces* REPORT!!! Everyone else is already on sure examining the place. Rodney: HEY!! Silver: honestly, you take too long... Alexander: HA! Silver: Anyways, look at this... Kya: That cave didn’t take us deeper... but it took us higher... There is an opening to the ocean, and a ship docked at the cave’s rocky-ish shore. Invader: I see the horizon.. Alexander: WOW... this is interesting. Kya: *marvels at the stuff* Rodney: Well, come on, let’s look for the treasure... starting with that ship... it looks like one of the old clipper ships of the age... Invader: What’s a clipper ship? Rodney: Something like the Interceptor in the Pirates of the Caribbean movie... remember that? Silver: Of course I do. Johnny Depp is the guy who plays Jack Sparrow. Rodney: ...OKAY!!! Let’s go aboard that ruddy ship. Everyone goes on the ship. Silver: I see no treasure box... Invader: *jumps on a bed* Nope, I don’t either! Rodney: Odd... these people who used these ships must’ve had something to carry... transport... Alexander: *dusts off a switch* Oh, here’s a switch. Kya: *walks up to him* Thanks Mr. Obvious!!! I love you! Alexander: *blushes* Heh heh... well, I guess... *pushes the button* Rodney: *looks up from reading something* NO!!! WAIT!!! DON’T PUSH THAT BUTTON!!! Alexander: I already did... Rodney: NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~STRANDED PART 2 Meanwhile... elsewhere on the island... Precious: COME ON PEOPLES!!! WE NEED TO MAKE CAMP BEFORE NIGHTFALL!!! Torn: Great, great, I’m sure we can have decent living conditions with my shirt, your pants, and some of Hanyou’s facial hair. K-mage: I’ll build a treehouse!!! It’ll rock! And we’ll sleep in there, and have sleepovers... Donut: ... or I’ll just build camp. Precious: I’ll leave it up to you two, figure out something while I go with Torn to fetch the luggage... I think that’s luggage on the shore... Torn: Where’s the luggage from...? Precious: I don’t know... Maybe our stuff got transported with us when we got here. Torn: In suitcases? Precious: Don’t ask. Torn and Precious go off to get the suitcases. K-mage: *sawing down a tree* This will do for some walls... Donut: *makes the skeletal structure for the cabin* 1 hour later... K-mage: I have the main stuff prepared... how do I get up the tree? Donut: *finishes the cabin and starts making chairs and tables... out of palm trees, of course* K-mage: <_ on her treehouse> 30 minutes later... Donut: DONE!!! That, my friends, is what I call camp. K-mage: *stuck in a tree* WHAT?! Donut: Complete with your average kitchen (a dense palm-tree bark box with charcoal), running water (conveniently built upon an underground stream), and rooms, about 8 in all with 2 beds. Sorry, no mattress though. K-mage: Great, because I was starting to wonder WHERE WE WERE GONNA SLEEP!!! Torn: *comes back* Is everything ready? Because I have a whole bunch of wet luggage and IT AIN’T LOOKING PRETTY!!! Donut: The cabin’s done, choose a room. Torn: <_ where the hell bellhop service... luggage inside a room> Kawaii walks by with Blaire, Robby, L:HoT,and SW. Donut: Hey everyone! Blaire: Pastry! Donut: uh... Blaire! Blaire: SW: Wow... This is quite the cabin. L:HoT: Okay, I’m going in. SW: I MUST CHOOSE THE FIRST ROOM!!! L:HoT and SW run off. HoT: *walks by* Hey, Kawaii, Blaire, come with me, okay? Kawaii: Why? HoT: Oh... *looks at Donut* Nothing... Donut: ... Blaire: Okay! HoT: Jolly good! Eww... I sound like Precious.... Kawaii: *points and laughs* Blaire, HoT, and Kawaii walk... away. Precious: *walks by* Ah, jolly good, the camp’s up and running. K-mage: <_ in a tree making her treehouse> Donut: yup, come on, let’s go on inside, I heard Hanyou got some fish... Hanyou: *comes back from the beach* I have FISH!!! *carries a net of fish* I am the supreme fisherman... Precious: That’s awesome man. Donut: NOW!!! TO COOK IT ON MY PALM TREE STOVE!!! Precious: Won’t it burn down? Donut: Not on my watch. Hanyou: In we go then. Donut: Did I mention we have palm tree leaf plates? Donut, Hanyou, and Precious walk into the cabin and start making dinner with everyone else. K-mage: ... :( *keeps working on her treehouse, silently crying* Meanwhile... near a hot spring... HoT: *sticks a sign into the ground* AND THIS is gonna say... *writes on sign GIRLS ONLY BOYS STAY OUT OF DIE* Kawaii: *giggle* HoT... hot spring... nice connection. HoT: *smiles* I didn’t think of that. Blaire: YAY!!! *jumps into the spring* Kawaii: Girls only... this is so cool. *dips into the hot spring* HoT: REMEMBER THAT GIRLS!!! THIS IS FOR GIRLS ONLY!!! SW: *nearby up in a tree* Must... have... womanly... love.... L:HoT: Remind me why we’re up in a tree watching the girls in a hot spring. SW: ARE YOU NOT A MAN!? ARE YOU?! THIS IS THE PINNACLE OF MANLINESS!!! GIRLS!!! AND I AM DESPERATE FOR SOME LOVE!!! L:HoT: *sweat* We were perfectly fine at camp, dammit. SW: WHO CARES?! WE ATE, AREN’T you HAPPY?! L:HoT: Stop whisper-yelling. It’s irritating. As for me, I’m gonna be sane and... *hops out of tree* be safe. SW: huh? L:HoT: *shrugs* I don’t wanna die... *walks away* SW: FINE!!! *keeps staring* Meanwhile... back at K-mage’s treehouse... what’s there, anyway... K-mage: *Still building* Donut: *looks up* Hey... wanna come down from there? I’ve got some fish for you. K-mage: *tearing again* No... I’m fine... leave me alone. Donut: Come on, come down, I know you’re hungry. K-mage: SHUT UP!!! *throws a hammer at Donut* Donut: *falls on the ground* Ow... *rubs head* Blood... ow... K-mage: DONUT!!! OMG I’M SO SORRY!!! *gets down from tree and helps Donut* Donut: Ah... you came down. That’s nice. K-mage: *slaps donut* IDIOT!!! YOU GOT HURT BECAUSE OF ME!!! Donut: So? *shrugs* K-mage: I’m so sorry... *cries into donut’s shoulder* Donut: ... *pats K-mage on the back* It’s okay... K-mage: No it’s not.... *sniff* Donut: Heh heh, come eat, and get some sleep, and we’ll call it even.... *holds K-mage’s head up* Okay? K-mage: *rubs the tears our of her eyes* Okay. *smiles* HoT: *AHEM* Donut: *turns around* ... oh... crap. Blaire: *comes behind HoT with Kawaii, who is dragging SW on the ground* Hi Donut! Donut: Hey blaire... HoT: Flirting with HER TOO!? DON’T TARNISH BLAIRE LIKE THAT YOU... YOU... PIG! *throws a coconut at Donut* Donut: Ow... *falls back and the wound that K-mage made opens up again... and bleeding ensues.* HoT: GOOD FOR YOU!!! *storms into the cabin* Kawaii: K-mage, you alright? K-mage: Yeah... for the time being, I guess. Kawaii: Let’s get you something to eat.. *brings K-mage to the cabin* Blaire: *leaves SW on the ground next to Donut* We caught him spying on us. After beating him up, we dragged him around while talking about stuff. Donut: I wasn’t hitting on you... you know that right? Blaire: Duh! HoT’s just being a little... touchy right now. Donut: I know... the coconut said it all... Blaire: *sings* I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts... Donut: ... Blaire: I’m going inside. See ya later! Try to take care of SW for me... it’s not my fault he’s a horny little poo poo head. SW: *grunts* Blaire: *goes back to the cabin* SW: *lays there* Donut: *sighs and looks up at the trees* hmmm... *goes up one of the trees and sleeps there* Meanwhile... inside the cabin... Torn: LIGHT’S OUT!!! Precious: Blaire, wanna share a room with me? Blaire: I was sort of gonna stay in Torn’s room... Precious: :( No one’s staying in my room’s second bed... L:HoT: Heck, I want my own room. *goes to a room* Hanyou: WHAT THE?! THERE ARE NO FREAKING DOORS FOR THESE ROOMS!!! Robby: Wrong, I think this... *points to curtain* Counts as a door... Hanyou: BUT IT DOESn’T OPEN WITH A DOORKNOB!!! Torn: No.... Poop!!! *kicks Hanyou in the face* Precious: *claps* Torn: CAN WE ALL JUST GET SOME SLEEP!? Tomorrow we’ll need to figure out some way to get off this island. SW: I forgot that we got stuck here. Blaire: *gasp* HOW DID YOU COME BACK TO LIFE?! I THOUGHT... Kawaii: We made you pay and you COME ABCK FOR MORE?! *gasp* SW: PERSISTENCE AND DETERMINATION NEVER FALTER WHEN YOU ARE SEARCHING FOR LOVE!!! *thumbs up* L:HoT: Dude, no. Just no. Hanyou: THAT IS THE SPIRIT!!! BURNING FIRE!!! Torn: *kicks Hanyou again* DON’T ENCOURAGE IT YOU CRAZY Bum!!! SW: My bed will be open... tee hee! *goes off to a room* Blaire: Err... I don’t feel safe. Kawaii: Too true. A few minutes later the stove, some drawers, and the chairs are all blocking SW’s room’s entrance. Robby: Oh well, g’night peoples. Precious: Good night. Kawaii: Nite nite! Blaire: Nite nite to you too!!! HoT: *already in her room sleeping a long time ago* K-mage: *same with her* Torn: *snore* Meanwhile... up in the tree... Donut: *smiles* Goodnight... peoples of KG. *goes to sleep* Meanwhile... back at the ship and the cave... Alexander: *hic* Good night *hic* Kya... Kya: WOO!!! BRING ON THE WINE AND SAKE AND ALL THAT ALCOHOLIC GOODNESS!!! Silver: YES!! THAT IS THE SPIRIT!!! Rodney: .... *burps* ... BRING IT ON!!!! Invader: Let us drink, my friends, until our hearts content and until our bellies say YAY! Kya: HERE HERE!!! *drinks some more* Alexander: *hic* Stupid us... finding that *hic* storage of wine and sake... *hic* We jsut couldn’t stop... *hic* Oh well... *falls asleep* Silver: *points and laughs* HA!!! HIS STOMACH DIDN’T GO “YAY”!!! Rodney: *laughs* Kya: That’s okay... he’ll wake up... TOMORROW!!! Everyone else laughs.... and they all continue partying through the night on the ship. END OF KG DREAMER~RPG SAGA: STRANDED PART 2 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~STRANDED PART 3 The next morning on the desert island... Blaire: *rinsing her face* ... SW: *absentmindedly eating a banana that wasn’t peeled yet* Precious: *yawns* Morning.... Everyone grunts in unison. Precious: You people are SO not morning people... K-mage: How’d you like it if you were SLEEPING ON A HARD BED WITH NO MATTRESS?! Precious: *shrugs* HoT: *stands up* HE SLEPT ON A MATTRESS!!! Precious: *smile* SW: GOOD LOVIN NEEDS A GOOD BED!!! *runs off to Precious’s room* Hanyou: *comes out of the bathroom* I SHAVED, AND NOW, I LOOK SEXY!!! Everyone gasps. Hanyou: I THINK EVEN MY SECRETARY WILL LIKE ME!!! SW: *gasps and faints* Hanyou: See how much of the sexiness I possess... just one more addition of my ultimate evil-villain-ness. Precious: ... anyway... HoT: YEAH!!! I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THIS BRIT’S STUPID MATTRESS!!! Precious: *throws a coconut at HoT* SHUT UP WOMAN!!! AND LET ME EXPLAIN!!! HoT: *sticks her tongue out* Precious: Well... Katie dropped by... and she brought a mattress that we slept on together... SW: *gets up* HOW CAN YOU SCORE WHEN I DIDN’T!? Robby: I don’t know... do the math... Torn: HA! So true. Precious: Yeah, and she took her helicopter and flew away leaving me some necessities... SW: LIKE A BED!!! *runs off* Kawaii: Let me get this straight: you spent the night with Katie in your bed? Precious: IT WAS ONLY SLEEPING!!! HoT: Yeah, that’s what people on TV say, they “sleep” with each other.... Precious: NOT LIKE THAT!!! Hanyou: Did I mention... that I’m SHECKSHY?! Robby: *slaps Hanyou* Torn: *eats some left over fish* L:HoT: She’s not part of KG... Kawaii: Precious, he has a point there. Precious: *shrugs* This is an RPG. I made the rules, so she came and dropped off stuff. Hanyou: IDIOT!! YOU DON’T MESS WITH PRE-MADE SCENARIOS!!! THAT’S WHAT GOT US HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! K-mage: So now the blame between me and Precious isn’t 50%-50% anymore... it’s more like 30%-70%. L:HoT: ... look, he’s back. *points to SW* SW: *comes out of Precious’s room holding a mattress* THIS IS THE LOVE MACHINE’S NEW SHAG PILLOW!!! Mmm... delicious. HoT: Watch out... you don’t know who Precious shagged last night on that.... Precious: THAT IS IT!!! I’VE HAD IT YOU IRRITATING Bimble!!! HoT: o.O Precious: YOU ARE DRIVING ME CRAZY!!! FOR ONCE STOP THINKING ABOUT YOURSELF AND OR MAKING MY LIFE HELL AND START TO GROW UP!!! Kawaii: *pats HoT on the shoulder* Precious... don’t be so hard on her... HoT: Yeah you old fart, it was only a joke... or do the British have such a big boot stuck up their I have the strength of a bear that has the strength of two bears! that they’re – Precious slaps HoT. L:HoT: Ooooh... Pimped-slapped. HoT: *tears coming to her eyes* ... Precious: Learn your PLACE, woman. SW: Now dude, that was... Precious: GET THAT MATTRESS IN MY ROOM NOW, SW!!! SW: Yes sir! *salutes and does what he is told* Hanyou: Ah... what of HoT, sir? Precious: what about the SLUT, oh sir weasel? HoT: *starts crying and runs out of the cabin* Blaire: Pimped-slapped... that sounds so blackaneese... Kawaii: *sits next to her* “Blackaneese”? Blaire: Yeah... it should be... “SKAPPED!” Kawaii: ... you changed it one whole letter. Blaire: but it works great!!! SW, come here, I want to throw myself at you.... SW: COME TO DADDY! Blaire: *skaps SW* Tee hee! SW: *wobbles and faints* Kawaii: THAT IS SOOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN A SLAP!!! Blaire: Remember that: The SKAP!!! SW: ... you didn’t invent... the SKAP... Blaire: ... who did then? SW: Miss... Silver... *faints again* Kawaii: Gosh... that’s another thing we have to do... Precious: Too right Kawaii, too right. We have to make a search party and find Silver, Dorko, Alucard, Invader, and Kya. Meanwhile... on the beach... HoT: *cursing* STUPID PRECIOUS!!! CAN’T HE TAKE ANY JOKES?! *curses some more* HoT finds Donut sleeping on the sand. HoT: ... ? *kicks donut* Donut: *wakes up* WTF!? WHO DID THAT?! HoT: *giggles* Um... me... *raises her hand* Donut: *looks up at HoT* well then feel free to kick me any time you like. *smiles* HoT: REALLY?! Okay! *kicks Donut some more* Donut: *in a lot of pain* Stop!!! STOP!!! HoT: ..? *stops* Donut: Okay... what happened... you seem angry about something... you weren’t this angry at me yesterday.... HoT: well... Donut: *motions to the space next to him* Come on, have a seat, let’s talk, okay? HoT: *sigh* okay.... HoT talks to Donut about Precious. Donut: So that’s what happened... HoT: Yeah... that’s what happened... Donut: Wanna try something to get it off your mind? HoT: I’m up for ideas... I guess... Donut: Okay, okay, try this: Lie down. HoT: ... um, I gotta go... I’m sorry I’m not as crazy as you... Donut: Come on! That’s only part one... just lie down... *lies down* and I’ll tell you part 2. HoT: Okay... *lies down* Donut: Now... Look at the sky.... HoT: okay... Donut: And just... let go. HoT: Let go? Donut: Let go. *nods* HoT: how...? Donut: *holds HoT’s hand* look at the sky... hear the wind... let go of all your thoughts... relax... there’s no one here but you and me... HoT: *smiles* yeah... just you and me huh? *blushes* Donut: Yup... and have no worries in the world. HoT: *sigh* That’d be the best... you.... me... and not a care in the world.... Donut: *looks at HoT* Huh? HoT: Um... nothing... let’s just keep chilling.... Donut: You mean chillaxing. HoT: Right. Chillaxing. Meanwhile... Back at camp... Precious: Everyone ready? Torn: As ready as we’ll ever be. Hanyou: Operation: Recovery is in full effect. Precious: *does some hand motions* Okay, everyone, MOVE OUT! Everyone follows Precious, Torn, and Hanyou. Robby: well... this is entertaining. Kawaii: Think of it this way, we’ll find our friends. K-mage: That’s right! Think positvie! SW: *eyeing out K-mage* You think she’s really with Donut? L:HoT: ... Wtf? SW: You think he’ll kill me if I hit on her? L:HoT: ... Precious: STOP! Everyone stops. Kawaii: huh? L:HoT: Precious! What’s up? Hanyou: We have a visitor... They have arrived in a clearing in the jungle... with a stone circle in the middle... with a afro-wearing guy sitting on that circle. Torn: .... why’s his fro rainbow colored? SW: No idea... TZ: Yo. Precious:... ? Hanyou: STATE YOUR NAME!!! TZ: Yo man, don’t be so hasty. You just gotta let it go... and chill. Torn: ?! TZ: Dudes and dudettes, come on, join me in enlightenment.... Robby: 10 bucks says his enlightenment is some weed. L:HoT: I’ll take that bet. I think he’s on crack. SW: ... TZ: You all don’t have the prowess to go find what it is you seek... Hanyou: WHAT?! TZ: Hanz... chill dude. Hanyou: How did you know my shortcut name...? TZ: Well man, the inner eye knows all... and smells all. Precious: BACK TO THE POINT!!! What must we do to– TZ: *poofs in front of precious and slaps Precious’ fro* Precious: I HAVE NO FRO!!! BUT THAT HURT!!! TZ: You don’t have what it takes man. Precious: .... then will you teach us? TZ: *sighs* For a price, mister euro dude.... Precious: What? TZ: Defeat my boars. Torn: Your what?! Is that some kind of “hippy talk” for your Bimblees and hoes? TZ: *laughs* Dude, you got it all wrong. *snaps fingers* My... BOARS... defeat them to learn the secert... and before I go to my spectating spot... *slaps Torn’s fro* Torn: But I’m bald. TZ : *shrugs* TZ poofs back to his stone circle and snaps his fingers. It comes out of the ground and floats in the sky. K-mage: WOW... Torn: wtf... Suddenly boars come out of the jungle and into the clearing. Blaire: *screams* PIGS WITH HORNS!!! HORNS COMIN OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS!!! Robby: I KNOW!!! WTF DID THAT AFRO MAN DO!? Mongoose: *comes out of nowhere and hops on Blaire’s shoulder* Blaire: ??? Kawaii: A mongoose!!! Blaire: ??? Mongoose: *gives a thumbs up* Blaire: *even more freaked out* K-mage: I think it’s friendly... it’s not biting you.... maybe it wants to help. Torn: *rolls up his sleeves* What can a mongoose do to an army of boars? Bite it and give it rabies? Sorry, we have all the man power we– Mongoose: *nods* Blaire: I guess that’s the plan. Torn: Rabies? Mongoose: *nods and squeaks* A whole bunch of other mongooses come out of nowhere. SW: Now I am officially tripping out. Hanyou: The people of KG allied with the mongoose versus afro man and his boars... TZ: HEY!!! IT’S TZ MAN!!! Hanyou: Right, Ziti, whatever, however... THIS IS WAR!!! Everyone runs away. Even the mongooses. Hanyou’s still standing there though. Hanyou: ... wtf... Meanwhile... back at the ship in the cave... Rodney: *throws up* That’s the fifth time I threw up during this hangover... Silver: Eww... *throws up too* Alucard: You all over drank!!! HAHAHAH!!!! and I am here... SITTING PRETTY!!! Kya: *throws up on him* Alucard: OH HELL NO!!! Kya: *shrugs sheepishly* END OF KG DREAMER~ RPG SAGA: STRANDED PART 3!!! Edited August 26, 2007 by mdonut281 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) Silver: HELLO!!! MONOCLE TIME!!! O_- Invader: Since the writer “ACCIDENTALLY” failed to put us in a more “exciting position”... Kya: We’re here to start off this week’s KG Dreamer!!! Alexander: Sober, mind you all. *wink* Rodney: Yes... yes... now onto the topic of this week’s opener... Silver: OH YEAH!!! That’s right. How could I forget... *skaps her forehead and faints* Kya: We’re here to introduce... *reads script* “A general history on KG” ... Rodney: I had the thought that the author HATED history. Alexander: Who knows, this might be interesting. Rodney: Riiiight. Silver: *gets up* YOU’LL NEVER KNOW TILL YOU FIND OUT, SO HERE’S KG DREAMER: HISTORY GAIDEN!!! Alexander: I think you used that “gaiden” wrong. Silver: *skaps Alexander* Kya: ALEXANDER!!! *goes to his aid* The real title... KG DREAMER SPECIAL A Rinku To The Past A long time ago, there existed a place called the Temple of Time. There trained many great warriors and the like, all for the protection of their land, Hyrule. Growing up as an apprentice was Precious Greaves, a young child learning various arts. Eventually he became a skilled prodigy at using his family’s bloodline limit ability, the “Evil Eye”, and also became a skilled fighter in the Art of the Snake. He was a formidable opponent to those triple, quadruple his age. He need no sword or shield, just himself. At the age of 12 he was promoted to be an elite soldier of Hyrule, and assigned to various missions benefitting Hyrule and the Temple of Time. During those missions he traveled across many lands, and found many friends. He brought them back to the Temple of Time, and helped them train and follow him in his journeys as members of his cell that he commanded. Reaching the age of 21, he was officially considered to be one of the best captains ever. His team was supposedly unbeatable. With this, Precious, after dropping his surname (due to embarrassment) wandered with his friends away from the Temple of Time. Crossing many lengths of Kokiri Forest and The Lost Woods, they finally came across a section of land on the outskirts of Lake Hylia. They decided to build their home there, and call it “KG”. Everyone lived in harmony at KG. Precious ruled in a kind and friendly way, and he was referred to “Precious” in a kingly sense, with his four emperors Torn, Hanyou, Kawaii, and Cr8zy assisting him at his side. There, the population flourished and KG became a kingdom on its own... until that day. Someone wanted power. Absolute control. But knowing it was impossible with Precious and his “emperors” it would be hard for domination. So after some shady negotiations with the Temple of Time, soldiers were sent anonymously to destroy KG and its inhabitants. KG put up a good fight, but eventually the only ones who stood were the original crew that had journeyed with Precious to this land of refuge. Not pleased with the results, that person who had planned the attack used ancient magic and sealed the memories of everyone, so that everything they knew and learned would be forgotten. Now, they were just “living life” at KG, unbeknownst to the villain among them... who had retained all of his/her memories intact. There was one catch though. The people of KG still had the potential to get their powers and skills back... it was not permanent mind adjustments, just real powerful ones. Each day, they are steadily increasing their memory, although they might not know it. Soon will come the day they remember the memories of the past and once again rise up against the face of evil... However... that time is not now. Silver: ... oookay. Invader: PURE CRAP!!! LET’S JUST GET ON TO THE NEXT DREAMER DAMMIT!!! Kya: But don’t you feel... *sigh* I don’t know how to put this... Rodney: Like this has a deeper meaning? Alexander: WHO CARES?!?!?! HERE IT IS PEOPLE, PART FOUR, and THE CONCLUSION OF THE STRANDED SAGA!!! KG Dreamer Stranded Pt. 4 Opening Song~ “In Too Deep” By ~Sum41 DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~STRANDED PART 4 Meanwhile... on the beach... HoT: Donut... why can’t we always be like this? Donut: Like... how? HoT: Well, you know... *holds his hand* Like this. Donut: ... I’m drawing a blank... elaborate... HoT: *takes her hand away* Never mind... Donut: Are you sure? HoT: yeah, sure. Donut: *shrugs* Okay. HoT: *sigh* Meanwhile... somewhere in the forest... running from the boars are Hanyou, K-mage, Precious, Torn, Kawaii, L:HoT, Robby, Blaire, and SW. SW: BLAIRE!!! JUMP INTO MY ARMS AND I SHALL SAVE YOU!!! BETTER YET, LET ME JUMP INTO THE VALLEY OF THE – L:HoT: *slaps SW* MAN JUST KEEP RUNNIN!!! Hanyou: You know, the Spanish aprpeciate bull runs... this is like, KG style, you know? Torn: *runs past him* WHO FREAKING CARES?! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE MAN!!! Kawaii: *trips* AIIIIEEEE!!! K-mage: KAWAIII!!! GET UP!!! Kawaii: I CAN’T!! MY LEG!!! *holds her leg* It hurts... K-mage: WE’RE GONNA GET RUNNED OVER!!! Blaire: *Steps in front of them* Not on my watch, right Wilbert? Wilbert the Mongoose: *squeak* A bajillion other mongooses appear and go in front of Blaire. Blaire: MONGEESES !!! ATTACK THOSE PIGS WITH HORNS!!! The mongooses attack the boars and give them the ultimate dose of stuff, which makes them go POOF. Everyone stops running. Robby: Everything okay? Torn: Yeah. Hanyou: Blaire, you saved us! Blaire: Thank wilbert and his friends! SW: *kicks Wilbert aside and glomps Blaire* BLAIRE!!! YOU SAVED US!!! LET US REINCARNATE OUR LOVE IN CELEBRATION!!! Blaire: EWWWW! Wilbert and his buddies grab SW and take him away. SW: *fading voice* Womanly... love... ARUGH!!! DON’T TOUCH THAT!!! Noooooo.... Precious: :lol: Blaire: *shivers* I need to take a shower... Pervert cooties are on me... Torn: HAH! *puts on a ninja suit* PH34R MEH!!! TZ: Congratulations, young peoples. Now, you can enter the cave of enlightenment... Robby: That where you keep your weed? TZ: Yeah....WAIT?! NO!!! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?!!?!?! Silver: Because I know what your mom looks like. *slaps TZ’s fro* TZ: NOOOO!!!! Silver, Rodney, Alexander, Invader, and Kya walk behind from TZ. Hanyou: IT’S A MIRACLE!!! Kawaii: How’d you ... Rodney: Quite simple, when we find this bum’s stash of liquor. Alexander: We threaten to drink his stash if we don’t get out. Kya: AND WE DRANK IT ANYWAY!!! TZ: Precious: That’s jolly good! Freaking swell!!! WE don’t have to explore now!!! *does a little dance* K-mage: Phew. I’ve had enough boars for one day... Rodney: I want some grub. Let’s eat. Yo, bum-man, follow us. TZ: Can I smoke my weed? Invader: Yeah, yeah, we’re not ALL evil... Everyone goes back to camp... living happily ever after... except for... HoT and Donut at the beach. HoT: *stands up* well... I must get back to camp. Someone has to be worrying about me at least. Donut: Yeah... Well, I guess I’ll go back with you too then. HoT: *dusting herself off from sand* Hey... thanks for today. Donut: *gets up* No problem... any TIME! *skips and falls on his back* HoT: WHOA! *loses her balance with him and falls on top of Donut* Donut: .... this is a very comprising situation. *nods* HoT: *playfully slaps his face* You’re not a perv like that SW are ya? Donut: *thinks about it* Nope. But hey, a guy can’t enjoy some time with the most beautiful girl on earth? HoT: *blushes and stands up* Um... Well... Donut: Hey, don’t worry about it. *walks towards camp* HoT: Worry about what? Donut: I meant what I said just now. I hope it’s some consolation to how I’ve been treating you nowadays. *walks off* HoT: ... *smiles* Well... well... *stamps her foot* HE TELLS ME THAT AND HE JUST LEAVES ME HERE?! THE NERVE!!! Donut: *somewhere ahead of her going to camp* What the heck am I gonna tell K-mage?! So troublesome... I swear... Later that night at camp... TZ: *by the campfire getting “enlightened"* Hanyou: HoT, I am so sorry I wasn’t there to look out for you. HoT: Don’t worry, Donut was there for me. Hanyou: He... was...? :shifty: HoT: ...? Precious: I can’t wait to get out of this RPG. Torn: Tell me about it, I’m never setting foot in one again. SW: *falls from the sky and lands near the group* Blaire: *kicks him* Hiya. SW: NOOOOO!!! NOT MISS MONGOOSE!!! *faints* Invader: Good one Blaire! Robby: Here here! Silver: Serves the perv RIGHT!!! SW: I will... get... my... womanly... love.... Meanwhile... back at KG... Bobette: *sigh* I wonder where mr. Hanyou went... all these papers... *sits down in a chair on the balcony and looks out at Lake Hylia* It’s a nice night... oh, look, I see smoke... and... WHOA! BOOM! An explosion erupts in the forest by Lake Hylia. Bobete: I BETTER CALL SOME PARAMEDICS!!!! FIRE PEOPLE!!! SOMETHING!!! I MEAN LIKE, WTF?! IT JUST... EXPLODED!!! BOOM! The next day... Hanyou: ... Precious: ... TZ: *lights up a cig of weed* Precious: *knocks it out of his hand* ENOUGH SMOKING DAMMIT!!! THIS IS KG!!! HoT: Heh heh... Torn: Yeah, it’s all because of your EXPERIMENTING WITH NEW WEED that the huge explosion went up. Although thanks to you, Hanyou’s secretary– Bobete: MY NAME IS BOBETTE!!! Torn: Yeah, thanks to BOB here, we were able to be rescued. Precious: And we were right there by Lake Hylia all along. HoT: I didn’t know Lake Hylia had beaches... Donut: *shrugs* K-mage: I didn’t know SW is acutally sane. Hanyou: Yes, I took the liberty checking him into the Mental Ward... Torn: are you SURE we’re not in the RPG anymore? Invader: You know it. Silver: Think about it this way, why not? Alexander: *gulp* Who’s he? Agent Smith Clone: Hello Mr. Anderson. Torn: *wets himself* WTF THIS IS LIKE MY DREAM COME TRUE!!!! Smith: ... END OF KG DREAMER, RPG SAGA: STRANDED!!! Ending credits song~ “Hajimete Kimi no Shabetta” By GAGAGA SP Edited August 26, 2007 by mdonut281 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) Meanwhile... at KG... Torn: This is so gay. Invader: But it's part of your party!!! Torn: You didn't throw any for Hanyou or Precious. Invader: So? Torn has been nominated to the Admin position, to replace the late ghostbuster Cr8zy. Precious: *jumps up and down* Can we just DO IT ALREADY?! I'm getting impatient! Hanyou: YES!!! YES!!! DO IT NOW!!! Torn: ... *sigh* GO GO POWER RANGERS!!! Rodney: IT'S MORPHIN TIME!!! TZ: MASTADON!!! Bobette: PTERADACTYL!!! Z-F: TRICERATOPS!!! HoT: SABER TOOTHED TIGER!!! Donut: *strikes a pose* TYRANNOSAURUS!!! AND NOW FOR THE SPECIAL 1337 RANGERS!!! GO GO!!! Hanyou: GENIUS RANGER!! K-mage: MAROON RANGER!!! SW: PURPLE RANGER!!! Torn: wtf? Are you the gay ranger? Invader: TORN!!! Silver: TRON!!! THAT'S YOUR QUE!!! Torn: <_ am almighty zordon may the power protect you...> Kawaii: CUTE RANGER!!! Invader: GREEN RANGER!!! Rodney: ORANGE RANGER!!! Alexander: BLOOD RANGER!!! Kya: No rangers. Precious: WHAT?! YOU STOPPED!!! JUST BEFORE MY TURN!!! Kya: How about we do Final Fantasy instead? NO POWER RANGERS INCLUDED. Hanyou: You'd be a real good Rita in the mood you're in right now, you know, "KILL THE POWER RANGERS!" Kawaii: ... uh-oh. Kya: *hits Hanyou with a hammer* ANYONE ELSE? Everyone else hits themselves unconscious with a hammer. Kya: Yay! Here comes the next KG Dreamer, presented in THX sound, Rated PG 13 and intended for all KG peoples only. OP Theme song: Switchfoot's "Meant to Live" DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~KAKARIKO PALACE part 1 At KG... Donut: *knocks on HoT's door* HoT, we're leaving soon! HoT: *from inside* Yeah, give me five minutes!!! Donut: *checks watch* ... *sighs* women... K-mage: *walking down the hall* Hey Donut! Donut: Oh! Hey there K-mage... K-mage: You going to the grand opening? Donut: Yeah, of course. K-mage: And.... Donut:... and...? K-mage: Aren't you going to take my arm and bring me there with you? Donut: Oh, about that... K-mage: Some boyfriend you are... Donut: Boyfriend...? K-mage: you get the idea now! *holds donut's arm with her own* Donut: Um... let's get out of here before... HoT: *opens the door* Okay donut, I'm all ready, let's... Donut: ... K-mage: Hey HoT! HoT: K-mage... well Donut, I'll be seeing you then. *slaps donut* K-mage: HOW DARE YOU!!! WHY DID YOU SLAP HIM, HE DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!!! HoT: THAT'S THE FudgeING POINT!!! Donut: Blaire: *walking down the hall* Hey you guys! Donut: hey blaire. HoT: WHAT?! FLIRTING WITH HER TOO!? I TOLD YOU, DON'T TARNISH BLAIRE LIKE THAT, KEEP YOUR EYES TO K-MAGE IF YOU'RE REALLY HER "MAN" !!! K-mage: HE WAS JUST SAYING HI!!! Blaire: *officially freaked out and sneaks away* HoT: UGH!!! *storms away* K-mage: *holds donut's cheek where he was slapped* Are you okay? Donut: *puts his hand where K-mage's hands is* Yeah... I'm fine... *takes her hand off his cheek* K-mage: Let's go then! A while later... the people of KG congregate at the RPG Simulator.... Precious: Thank you for coming! I hope you'll all enjoy this momentous RPG we laid out for you. Me, my partner Hanyou *points to Hanyou*, and our own RPG Staff... *motions to Donut and K-mage* Hanyou: It will be set in a different time-zone. The RPG profiles has been set for each of your characters, all you have to do is jack in, and you're there. Everyone whispers excitedly. Precious: *whispers to Torn* Why aren't you coming? Torn: I'm not the "RPG" ish sort of guy. Hanyou: Not matrix enough for you? Heh heh... Torn: Can't say it is. Precious: Oh well, you're missing out. *ahem* Everyone! Please enter the RPG Simulator room! Everyone goes in. Kya: *straps in* Alexander... I hope we meet up. Alexander: *holds her hand while in his chair next to her* Don't worry... I'll make sure we do, and when we do... Hanyou: You won't remember each other. Kya: HUH!? Hanyou: Correct. The Profile system adjusts your memory while in the RPG. Your memories will be those of the game. Alexander: It doesn't matter... I'd remember you even after a thousand lifetimes... because you're my only one. Kya: Aww... I'd hug you now, but I'm strapped in. Alexander: *goes over to her* Then allow me to kiss you.. While I can, my love. *kisses Alexander* Bobette: How cute!!! Invader: How romantic!!! Kawaii: *throws some confetti in the air* SW: *whispers to Hanyou* How accurate is the personality in the Profile system? Hanyou: I made it to match. ;) Robby: That's it, we're doomed. SW's quest for women will kill us all. Z-F: You've said it. TZ: *meditating* Precious: *straps himself in* EVERYONE READY!? Everyone agrees. Precious: TORN!!! PUNCH IT! Torn: Have a good one guys... play your hearts out... I'll be watchin. *pushes a button* 0000011111111100000000000100000000001010000000000000000111111100000000000000000000001000000000000000 0000000011111111010111111111010101111111111101010000001001011111111111101010000000000000000000000010 1101011111111111111100000001000010000011111111101100100010111101110001010100100001111101101011010011 101010101 Torn: Now that's that taken care of... *sits in a chair and watches a screen* KAKARIKO PALACE: PRESS START Torn: *presses start* GAME LOADING... ... ... GAME START. Meanwhile... in Kakariko Palace... Precious: I am not pleased. EPF: MY PRINCE?! WHY NOT!? Precious: Something troubles me... Something's brewing... Hanyou: My lord, if we would turn to our mage, we might learn the cause... EPF: Wanna see the nurse my prince? Precious: Lady EPF... that will not be necessary ... however Baron Hanyou, please, bring the mage in. Hanyou: Lady K-mage! K-mage: *comes into the royal courtroom* How may I serve thy prince? Precious: Something is happening... something I cannot sense.. I require your assistance, Lady K-mage, help me find the source of this. K-mage: *concentrates* It is my honor to serve under your rule. I sense there are intruders in our town... but... something is clouding my vision, I can't discern how many or even who they are... Hanyou: That is enough, we will send out the royal guard. Precious: But they're the most powerful guards we have! Isn't that a bit rash? Hanyou: We don't know what we're dealing with. Alucard: *enters from his chambers* Sir... you have best do what Baron de Hanyou says... they are creating quite a fiasco. Precious: Hmm... okay. Send in the Royal Guard. Meanwhile... in the town square... Donut: we're only innocent travelers! Merchant: Carrying swords? And this girl, with her white eyes? Citizen: You're demons!!! Silver: Not demons, we assure you... Merchant: HUMAN EATING DEMON, SHUT YOUR MOUTH IN THE PRESENCE OF A HUMAN, WHITE EYES!!! Silver: *swiftly moves in and holds the merchant by his throat* Will you be the first to prejudice me? Me and my Bloodline? Donut: Gin-chan, let's not be too rash now.... Abe Lincoln: Yes... or there will be swift punishment. Donut: Who are you? Abe Lincoln: I am the Captain of the Royal Guard. And this... *motions to the 20 or so men behind him* is the Royal Guard. The crowd murmurs. Rodney: POSH! NO ROYAL GUARD WILL STOP ME FROM GETTING SOME FOOD!!! Abe: *brings out a firearm* You will politely leave this village... or suffer my wrath... Blaire: *walks out from a resutrant* MMM... that was good stuff. Abe: Is she part of your company? Silver: We're called a party, HELLO.... Abe: YOU WILL SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO WITCH! Blaire: THAT'S MEAN!!! Abe: *shoots Blaire in the shoulder* The crowd cheers. Donut: BLAIRE-CHAN!!! Rodney: *supports Blaire while she's falling* Merchant: *kicks aside Silver* NOW THAT THE ROYAL GUARD IS HERE, YOU LOT ARE TOAST!!! Silver: Blaire... Blaire: Ouch... it hurts... Donut: Rodney-kun! Take care of Blaire, heal her wound. It is not fatal, but please ease her of her pain. Rodney: yes sir. Donut: Gin-chan... will you assist me in ridding the world of this menace before us? Silver: With... pleasure... *gets into a battle stance* Abe: Preparing to fight? You lot? The TWO of you against my army? The crowd laughs. Abe: since I am the most powerful in the Royal Guard, defeat me to live. If you can.... heh. *smiles* Donut: *unsheathes a sword* Gin-chan... what's the plan? Silver: BYAKUGAN!!! *energy pulsates around her* I can see armor under his uniform... you have to get rid of that for me before I move in for the attack. Donut: Anything else? Silver: OH! *blushes* He must not be one with the ladies... or the guys... no one would want his blunt probe... The crowd laughs. Abe: SHUT UP YOU LOT!!! I WILL SHOW YOU YOUR PLACE!!! *starts running towards them* Donut: FALCHION!!! PSYNERGY STRIKE!!! ARIAL BOOST HACK!!! *leaps into the air and slashes at Abe's chest, then leaps back to Silver* Abe: HA! You didn't even cut me... jumping around, swinging... huh? *his top uniform falls to shreds and his armored chest plate falls down* The crowd gasps. Silver: Great one Donut. Using the air as your ally.... Donut: Well do that thing you do... Put him out of his misery. Silver: *gets in stance* Jyuukenhou... Hakke Rokujyuu Yonshou!!! (Translation: Sixty-four points of divinity) Donut: *steps aside* Silver: *rushes up to Abe and strikes him twice* Two points of damage!!! Rodney: Blaire... I healed you. Now watch Silver kick this guy's Bum. Blaire: Thanks Rodney... *rubs her shoulder, sitting up* Silver: FOUR POINTS OF DAMAGE!!! *strikes him four times* Abe: GAH!!! Silver: EIGHT POINTS!! SIXTEEN POINTS!!! *hits him sixteen times* TWENTY FOUR POINTS!!! THIRTY-TWO POINTS!!! *hits him 32 times* Abe: *getting his Bum handed to him* Silver: SIXTY FOUR POINTS!!! *finishes up the rest of the 64 hits* Abe: *punched away, falls on the ground* ... the... the... Silver: Too bad, you're dead. You should take the remaining time of your life reflecting on your evil prejudice, and what you led these people to believe about it. Abe: ... *dies* Donut: *pats Silver on the back* It's over Gin-chan... thank you for covering for us. Silver: Guys like him shouldn't even exist. They think they're better than everyone else... it makes me sick. Guard: She... Killed the captain... LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!! Another Guard: RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!! The Royal guards retreat. Meanwhile... at the palace... Precious: Well? K-mage: They have taken down the captain of the guard... and the rest are retreating back to the palace! Hanyou: FEH! If they are to kill, they should learn to finish their enemies off, for their sake AND for their enemies... Alucard: But they are strong... this interests me... Hanyou : Same for me... Precious: Bring them to my palace. Now. Bring General Mina for backup. Kawaii: *poofs in* You rang, prince? Hanyou: Assist us in bringing those vandals to the prince. Kawaii: *yawn* Will you pay me up front? Hanyou: WHAT?! Kawaii: I'm the resident assassin... My name is General Kawaii Mina, master of the Fuuchouin String Style...I need compensation for my skills. EPF: BE GRATEFUL THE PRINCE IS LETTING YOU STAY HERE YOU LITTLE WENCH!!! Kawaii: Oh, the Prince's concubine, what can you do to me? EPF: Bimble!!! Precious: My dear, settle down... as for your payment, General, it will be taken care of when the assignment is done with. Kawaii: Agreed. *exits the room with Hanyou* Alucard: At last... the ones who will help me with Chandro, the City of the Dead... they will be useful... I must not let them perish... until I resurrect my nerco-city, that is!!! *grins* ED Theme Song Utada Hikaru's "Simple and Clean" END OF KG DREAMER, RPG SAGA: KAKARIKO PALACE, PART 1 Next time... on KG DREAMER! How useful is General Mina's Fuuchouin String style? How ever deadly it may be, will Alucard be able to stop it? Who else is with the Donut-Silver-Rodney-Blaire party? What powers do they posses? Can they save themselves from being brought in? All this and more... NEXT TIME ON KG DREAMER!!! Edited August 26, 2007 by mdonut281 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) Meanwhile... at KG’s very own coffee house.... Donut: Hey Kya.... Kya: Yeah? Hanyou: *bursts out laughing* Donut: *whipsers to Hanyou* KEEP IT TOGETHER MAN!!! Hanyou: I can’t... you must... for the good of the colony. Donut: *sigh* Kya: What is it?! Donut: So... how’s things with Maxie? Kya: ... eh? Hanyou: How... are... things... with... MAXIE!!! ALAMO!!!!! Kya: ? Rodney: Hmmm... *doing a crossword puzzle* Heating device? TZ: Radiator dude... radiator. Rodney: Five letters. TZ: Rdatr. Rodney: Bogus bloody hell... that fits. Precious: *comes in* Hey everyone!!! GUESS WHAT!!! Kawaii: Huh? Blaire: What is it!? What is it!? Donut: IT’S MAXIE!!! Hanyou: MAXIE!!! ALAMO!!! Precious: HANYOU’S PREGNANT!!! Hanyou: ALAMO... WTF?! Blaire: HURRY!!! GET HIM TO PEE ON A STICK!!! HE MIGHT NOT BE PREGNANT YET!!! Hanyou: But I am man... Precious: DOCTOR RODNEY, PREGNANCY TEST, STAT!!! Torn: *gives one to Precious* One step ahead of ya. Hanyou: I AM NOT PREGNATED!!! I AM A MAN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!!! Donut: So Silver, should we cut him open or will it pop right out? Silver: That leaves a question... where’s Bobette? I’d think a gf would be considered as the only family who should attend the delivery... Bobette: *outside the coffee house laughing at how random this really is* Invader: NO MATTER!!! EVERYONE STRAP UP!!! Everyone straps on white gloves. Precious: WE’RE GOING IN!!! Hanyou: NOOOO!!! I AM PURE MAN I ASSURE YOU!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!! SW: Come on Hanyou... don’t be afraid... *wink* Hanyou: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! *falls off the couch and wakes up* Kya: what the... Blaire: Hanyou... are you alright? Robby: You only fell asleep and started yelling “Pregnant” in your sleep. Hanyou: ... I am fine. *sits back on the couch* Precious: *comes in to the coffee house* Guess what everyone? Hanyou: NOOOOOOO!!!!!! Donut: It’s MAXIE!!! Silver: *skaps Donut* Seriously, that’s getting pretty irritating. Precious: No, not Maxie.... BUT THE NEXT KG DREAMER!!!! OP Theme song: Reconstructed’s “Eye of the Tiger 2004 Extended Club Remix” DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~KAKARIKO PALACE part 2 Meanwhile... at the Town Square after a ferocious battle won by Silver... Silver: Phew. *wipes her brow* Blaire: Nice work Silver!!! Rodney: Where, might I inquire, is the rest of our party? Donut: GOOD QUESTION, RODNEY!!! SW: Keep your yelling down to a minimum, we’re coming... *walks out of a restaurant* Kya: We were only getting something to eat... and besides, we saw the whole thing and Silver kicked butt. TZ: Chill man... we were reinforcements. Donut: SW, we could’ve used your Shinigami skills... we didn’t bring you along for nothing you know... Silver: Kya, a bit help with the magic would’ve made it go by quicker... Blaire: Or TZ could’ve brought out his boars to eat them all!!! Hanyou: *poofs out of nowhere above them* That would be quite a predicament.... Rodney: !!! TZ: GAH!!! WHAT FOOL BLOCKS MY SUN BY FLOATING!? Kawaii: *poofs in front of them* Your kind. *kicks him to the ground* Donut: TZ!!! Kawaii: Don’t move... we haven’t made introductions yet. Hanyou: *floats down to the ground* IT is not proper in our establishment to kill without knowing the opponent’s name... however, we will introduce ourselves first. Kawaii: General Mina, resident assassin to the crown, They sometimes call me Kawaii of the Strings... Hanyou: I am Baron Von Hanyou, Second in command and one of the Prince’s most loyal advisors, as well as the baron to the crown. My sword you will not meet yet, for you scum are far too lesser to be deemed worthy prey. Kawaii: Yet I’m gonna have to pick up the trash, huh? Donut: Please, don’t cause us any more trouble. I’m Donut, from the Western Oceans, traveling with.... Silver: Silver, adept Taijutsu specialist (hand-to-hand combat)... Rodney: Rodney, Samurai from the west... Kya: My name is Kya, spell caster from the valley of the winds... Blaire: Call me Blaire, summoner of animals... SW: My name be SW, I’m a Shinigami, or Soul Reaper, in a human body. TZ: And I be TZ. Can I interest you in some of the special hash I have today? Real cheap! Rodney: As some would say, “El Cheapo”, “The Cheapo”. Hanyou: It is of no consequence. Turn away or we will be first to run you into the ground. Silver: THEN I’LL BE SECOND WHEN I– huh? Rodney: Silver? What’s wrong? Silver: I... can’t move... Kawaii: Shut up before I string your mouth too. Donut: WHAT?! Hanyou: To be as discreet and as skilled as Mina here... is to be a god. Now bow before us and we’ll only throw you into the dungeon... *brings out two huge battle axes* SW: Fat chance bub. *unsheathes his sword* Donut: SW... tag team? *readies Falchion* SW: You know it. Kawaii: *smiles* Hanyou: MOVE OUT! Kawaii: *hops around them in circles, hops on the walls of the buildings around them, and all over the place* Hanyou: *sticks axes in the ground and allows Kawaii to string up a little slingshot* Thanks General! Kawaii: *finishes up and stands next to him* No problem. Silver: The string... it’s hard to see with human eyes... but... there’s no doubt that with my byakugan eyes that... SW: It’s all around us. How typical. Blaire: We’re trapped? SW: Not really. *readies his sword* Donut: Uh... SW... SW: Yo. Silver: All of us are strung together with that string... she’s fast... Kya: Dammit, I can’t mold any of my energy either! IT’s like these strings... Kawaii: They Peirce human flesh, they absorb energy... what more can you ask for? They’re thin, yes, but the waves from the fingers I string them with... determines how strong I want them, and I have made them stronger than diamond. SW: ... heh. Hanyou: Don’t laugh, boy. *pulls back string and gathers energy in one palm, ready to shoot it* With all your friends trapped like that, and a limited space to dodge, I suspect you’re all going to die. SW: Ha. With that energy crap you’re gonna fire? Guess what... I’m gonna defend them with my life. I’ve already died once, anyway. Hanyou: SHUT UP!! SHUT UP AND DIE FREAK!!! *lets go of energy and flies towards the party* SW: GAARA!!! FLOW, ULTIMATE DEFENSE!!! *sword dematerializes from hilt and forms a wall of sand that absorbs the energy attack* Kawaii: *smiles* Hanyou: So... you have protected your friends... SW: Yeah... and just to let you know, my Soul Cutter, Gaara, has two modes in it’s unreleased form. This defense mode... and an attack mode... Hanyou: So? SW: GAARA!!! AWAKEN!!! SABAKYUU (desert coffin)!!! *the sand starts to form a claw aiming for Hanyou* Hanyou: Heh. Kawaii: NOW! *moves a finger* SW: GAH!!! *stuck* Kawaii: but that’s not it... *waves her hand toward SW* SW: *gets his eyes sealed shut* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!1 Kawaii: Total blindness. Can you see where your Gaara will attack? Or will it hit your poor widdle fwends? Hanyou: I think it’s the latter... Gaara, SW’s sand sword incarnation starts flailing around, not knowing which direction to go SW: Poop... this is not good. Meanwhile... at the palace... Precious: Lady K-mage? K-mage: I’m sorry, but I cannot see what is going on. General Mina is using her strings, and they absorb energy, making it VERY hard to view what’s going on via psychic powers... EPF: Then call in the diviner!!! She’ll tell the events of what’s going on... Precious: Lady Bobette!!! Bobette: *walks in from her chambers holding a kokkuri board, which is like an Ouija board, with letters all over it* ye...ye...yes, My lord? Precious: Don’t worry, milady. Please, if you may, tell us of the events surrounding the intruders. Bobette: *nods quickly and sets the kokkuri board down* Spirits... hear my call.. Help me divine what is now... *closes her eyes and holds a glass lens over the board* K-mage: *walks over to the board* Pretty soon, it’ll start spelling the fates of those intruders. Bobette: *gasps as the lens in her hand moves to the letters* Precious: so? K-mage: It’s spelled... it spelled out... T H E I N T R U D E RS W E R E DOOMED. Precious: *sigh* I guess there goes any chance of talking with them... K-mage: Your majesty!! There’s more... T H E T W O H A D T H E M I N T H E I R H A N D S ... H O W E V E R... T H E L I V I N G D E A D S T E P P E D I N A N D B R O U G H T T H E M T O S A L V A T I O N U S I N G H I S P O W E RS T O H E L P T H O S E I N T R O U B L E. T H E Y A R E A P P R O A C H I N G T H E P A L A C E A N D W I L L A R R I V E I N 1 0 M I N U T E S. K-mage: My lord? Are you pleased? Precious: Before any lives are taken away, I wish to question them. I am feeling generous today. EPF: Oh your majesty you have such a great heart!!! You prove to be loyal to the light even outside of the royal bed– Precious: MILADY!!! THAT IS QUITE ENOUGH, I SAY!!! Meanwhile... en route to the palace... Kawaii is dragging them all on a few strings Hanyou: Alucard, you needn’t have stepped in. Kawaii: I wasn’t REALLY going to kill them, you know that... I aimed above all the vital spots, in places where they could handle being dragged along at. Alucard: *shrugs* What I’m really interested in is... *points to Kya* That one. She’s beautiful, isn’t she? Hanyou: *turns aorund to look at Kya, then turns back* She can be cute. Kya: I HEAR YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT ME!!! SHUT UP WILL YOU, I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU GET DRAGGED ON THE– *hits a rocks on the ground* OUCH!!! Alucard: *runs over to Kya* Art thou well, milady? Kya: ... yeah.. I mean, it’s just a rock, I was just exaggerating... Alucard: This will not do, I’ll carry you so you won’t have to be on that filthy ground dragged along with the others. Blaire: Will you carry me too? ^.^ Hanyou: yes, Alucard, why only cater to the one you fawn over? *laughs* Kawaii: Oh stop it, he’s TRYING to be charming. Kya: ... I have legs, I can walk, I don’t need no MAN to be carrying me around like a trophy... Alucard: I didn’t mean it like– Kawaii: Do please be quiet. We’re approaching the gates. Rodney: ABOUT BLOODY TIME!!! Donut: All my clothes are dirty... TZ: Damn... I lost all my rolling paper while getting dragged along on this dirt road. Rodney: Pity, mind you, pity. TZ: I know... that was quality rolling paper too. Meanwhile... back at the throne room... Bobette: *spelling out words from her Kokkuri board* K-mage: *sigh* Lady Bobette would like to confirm she is only like this because her spiritual intuition confirmed there was a dashing man that was coming to the palace. Bobette: NO I DID NOT!!! *gasps* So sorry milord... I didn’t mean to raise my voice... Precious: *smiles* Don’t worry, you’ve done enough for today Lady Bobette. You may go do as you wish on this fine day. K-mage: Come on... *walks with Bobette back to her chambers* Bobette: I can’t take this!!! K-mage: I think you did okay today. Bobette: Why couldn’t you do it? I know you could’ve done fine, your level of magic bypasses that which Lady Mina’s strings can absorb... K-mage: You needed practice. *shrugs* Bobette: But... K-mage: Look, I already know in the near future I’ll be leaving. You’ll need to take my place, and I need you up to scratch. Besides, I know your favorite subject to divine is the Baron... Bobette: *blushes* Lady K-mage!!!!! K-mage: What? *shrugs* Bobette: What if someone’s LISTENING?! K-mage: don’t worry about that, my charms prevent eavesdropping and peeping. Bobette: Goodness. Your magic IS good. Precious: *In the throne room* So... these are the people? Hanyou: yes. They have brought the intruders into the throne room Precious: Introduce yourselves, please. Donut: But we can’t move. Precious: I understand Lady Mina’s strings can be difficult to see at times, and most times when they penetrate your skin you don’t feel in unless you move. But rest assured, she retracted the strings. Rodney: Oh... well, in that case, I will be first in lieu of introductions, sir. *kneels on one knee* Rodney, from The Lost Woods, sir. Silver: *kneels on a knee* Silver, also hailing from there. We were traveling together. Blaire: *on a knee* I’m Blaire, your majesty. *smiles* Precious: Well aren’t you a cute one? EPF: HEY!!! Bimble STOP TRYING TO SEDUCE MY MAN!!! Precious: LADY EPF!!! There is no room for such language!!! I’m sorry, carry on. TZ: Yo man... I’m TZ, that stands for Totally... something... well, man... I was enlightened in the ways of the Afro. Precious: Heh, I can see. And who are you? *gestures to SW* SW: I’m a Shinigami sir. My name’s SW, and – Alucard: Okay, next! SW: ... Kya: Well, I’m Kya, nothing much to say... um, hi. Donut: And I’m Donut, from the Pacific. We were traveling through your town, however we came across the most rudest of guards... Silver: Not only the guards, but the people also treated me and everyone else like trash. Goodness, it must’ve been my eyes... it’s not like I’m blind or anything, this is just a bloodline trait I carried. *points to her eyes* Precious: They look very beautiful. I will personally see to it while you all stay here you will be treated as my guests. Donut: As your... guests? Precious: Surely you don’t intend traveling like THAT... We have more than enough rooms in the palace to accommodate you all, I assure you. Rodney: But... Precious: No buts! You are now officially my guests of honor. Kya: why thank you! Blaire: YES!!! Silver, you know what that means?! Silver: SHOWER!!! SW: Ah, I haven’t taken a bath in ages... Hanyou: *snicker* SW: WHAT?! Hanyou: Nothing, nothing, mind you. I have no interest in YOUR skills, moor. SW: why you piece of... Alucard: Hanyou, they’re our guests, please hold your obnoxious tongue for once. Hanyou: Then allow me to say one final thing: If you wish to prove your worth, or fighting mettle, then meet me at our stadium grounds tomorrow. We shall see who comes out on top. Precious: Uh... yes, indeed... let’s have someone show you to your rooms, shall we? K-mage: *peeking through her door* OH my... Bobette: *with her* Yes, my spirits have already told me that Alucard wishes to court that Kya over there... K-mage: yeah, yeah... Bobette: And that you wish that sir named Pastry would like to court you. K-mage: WHAT?! Who told you that?! Bobette: The spirits I employ for my Kokkuri board. K-mage: well... I mean, look, he’s the leader, you can obviously tell...somehow. Bobette: Um... Lady K-mage... K-mage: And he’s not overly attractive, which is good, I mean then he’d be wanted by everyone. Bobette: Lady K-mage... K-mage: And his eyes, oh his eyes, if there’s one thing you learn from me, it’s how to read men’s eyes. Donut: Really? K-mage: *screams* Donut: I’m sorry, but your door was slightly open, I had to come over to close it. Bobette: Really? Donut: Really. ;) K-mage: ... uh... yeah. Donut: I guess I’ll be going then, seeing as how people are in this room and the creak was there for another reason... Bobette: *giggles* K-mage: Shut up!!! Donut: Bye then. *starts walking down the hall* Bobette: IF there’s one thing I learned from you, it’s to seize the moment. K-mage: What? Donut: He was so trying to flirt with you, milady. K-mage: Well... no he wasn’t, that’d be absurd... but... *runs out into the hall* Donut: *turns around* Um... milady? K-mage: My name is K-mage... and I’d be really appreciative if you could come to visit my shop later, I have an extensive supply of things and such...yeah... Donut: I’ll be there. Tomorrow? K-mage: Yes! Tomorrow will be fine! :) Donut: *waves* I’ll be off then. Hanyou: *from around the corner* So... our court has already taking a liking to the intruders... first Alucard and then K-mage... what rubbish. TZ: *walks up to Hanyou* Yo sir man... Hanyou: Huh? What do you need? TZ: Got any rolling paper? Hanyou: ... ED Theme Song Utada Hikaru’s “Simple and Clean” END OF KAKARIKO PALACE, PART 2 Edited August 26, 2007 by mdonut281 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) Meanwhile... at K-mage’s shop... Bobette: *grinds some herbs* You know, you could have at least told him where the shop was located. K-mage: Nonsense. Why would I want to do that for? Bobette: *puts the grinding stone down* because you liiiike him. K-mage: Shut up! *throws a turnip at Bobette* Bobette: Lady K-mage!!! *holds her head* I’m sorry!!! K-mage: Besides... if he doesn’t come, then that means he’s not worthy of– MoM: Speak no more K-mage. Bobette: MISTRESS MoM!!! *gets on one knee* K-mage: *bows on one knee as well* Milady... What are you doing here? MoM: Only to get Lady Bobette... and to show the way to someone I just met. K-mage: Huh? Who would that be? Donut: *waves from behind MoM* K-mage: !!! Bobette: *giggles* MoM: Well, I’ll leave you two on your way. Bobette, fetch the basket, we’re going out. Bobette: Yes ma’am! *gets a basket then walks out with MoM* Donut: So... who was that? K-mage: She was my old teacher... she taught me everything I know. Donut: Oh... I see. K-mage: Um... could you help me with grinding these herbs please? Bobette left... and I uh... well, you know... Donut: No problem. *goes to work* Meanwhile... at the Royal Courtyard... Precious: *sitting on a rock* The courtyard is so peaceful in the evenings... EPF: I agree. Alucard: Is it to you liking, Lady Kya? Kya: Yes!!! This is all so... wow. Hanyou: With our mini-waterfall, pond, streams, and luscious grass, it is certainly nice to be around. Alucard: Don’t forget the flowers. Hanyou: Of course not. Alucard: I was not talking to you... I meant to Lady Kya. *gives her a rose* Kya: OOH! A rose... thank you, Sir Alucard! *smells the rose* Precious: That’s from our private gardens... I’m glad you like it. Alucard: *gets up* Lady Kya... would you like to accompany me on a tour through the courtyard? As you can see it’s very big... Kya: *gets up* sure thing!!! ^-^ EPF: *plucking a harp, singing* Love is in the air... everywhere you look around... what really makes you sick... is all the sounds that love makes... Precious: Lady EPF! EPF: Oops. Meanwhile... back at K-mage’s shop... Donut: *drops an herb* Damn! Let me get that real fast... *puts down a heavy basket full of them* K-mage: No, nonsense, I’ll get that for you! *kneels down to get it* Donut: Don’t worry... I’ll handle it... *bends down to reach for it* K-mage and Donut bump into each other’s heads. Donut: *falls backwards* Ouch... K-mage: *falls backwards, rubbing her forehead* Ooh... that hurts. Donut: Lady K-mage!!! I’m so sorry... *goes over to her* K-mage: Honestly, I’m fine, it’s just that– Donut: *kisses K-mage on her forehead* Does it...feel better now? K-mage: *blushes* Very much... thank you... Donut: *helps K-mage up* No problem.... any time. So um, we’re all done, right? K-mage: *clears her throat* Yes, yes, I think everything’s in order, Um, I guess this is good bye. Donut: *to himself* Darn it. K-mage: Excuse me? Donut: Uh, nothing, nothing. I was just headed out the door, that’s all. Bye Lady K-mage! K-mage: Bye, um... Donut! *waves as Donut heads out the door and closes it* *sighs* Donut... it’s been only a few moments.... but I find myself missing you... Donut: *opens the door and comes in* K-mage: !!! Donut: *goes over and kisses K-mage* K-mage: !!! :) Meanwhile...in one of the palace’s many rooms... Silver: Darn those two. Having fun without us. Rodney: It doesn’t matter... we’ll soon have status. Remember, the baron and the assassin are testing us? Blaire: How could I forget? Rodney: Yeah, me and Donut are going. How about you SW? SW: I’m a Shinigami. I don’t need this “knight” thing. Blaire: Your choice. TZ: I’m gonna be high almost all day, so don’t bother getting me out of bed. Silver: But if anyone asks about you, what will we say? TZ: That I’m being “enlightened”. SW: I can deal with that as long as I have the same luck as Donut... TZ: eh? SW: In terms of women. Rodney: Try and steal that concubine, EPF. She seems to annoy the hell out of the prince. TZ: Yeah... she’s one crazy girl. Blaire: That’s enough! We need our rest!!! silver: G’night! Rodney: Nite. TZ: C ya in the light. SW: I WILL see you in the MORNING.... Blaire: No need to raise your voices... and good night. So passes the first day of the “inrtuders” at the palace... What lies in store for them the day after? Will the party succeed in their trials? Find out in the next KG DREAMER!!! OP Theme song: ~*Asterisk~ by Orange Range DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~KAKARIKO PALACE part 3 and 4 IT’S A HOUR LONG SPECIAL! The next day... in a waiting room outside of the Grand Stadium... Donut: .... Rodney: ... Silver: Why are you guys so worried about? Rodney: I just remembered how strong those two were. Donut: Same here. Blaire: Aww... *goes over to pat Rodney’s back* It’ll be okay. Silver: Wish your GIRLFRIEND were here to do that to you, eh Donut? Kya: I know, leaving us like that last night, such a shame... *shakes her head* Rodney: HEY! You were out last night too... Kya: We just slept under the stars... and watched the sunrise. Blaire: Aww... Rodney: What about you? Donut: Nothing happened. I slept in her room, that’s all. Rodney: slept..WITH her...? Silver: Donut you naughty guy. After that last relationship you’re very quick aren’t you? Donut: Hey, what’re you talking about? That has nothing to do with it. And besides... I feel someting special from K-mage... Blaire: *coughPLEASUREcough* Donut: IT’S NOT LIKE THAT! I didn’t “sleep” with her... we jsut slept. Yes, in the same bed, but we SLEPT. Ntohign happened... goodness. Rodney: If you say so... Hanyou: *steps into the waiting room with Kawaii* Rodney, step through the door on your left. I’ll be testing you first, then the same suit with Donut. Kawaii: Girls, come with me. Unlike him, I’ll be testing you all at once. After everything’s done, I’ll treat us to lunch. Kya: Okay! Silver: I’m all game... are you Blaire? Blaire: you know it!!! Blaire, Silver, and Kya follow Kawaii through the door on the right. Donut: rodney! Rodney: *turns around* Yeah.. What is it? Donut: Good luck. *thumbs up* Rodney: Now that’s the donut I know... here’s to winning. *thumbs up* Hanyou: Hurry along now... Hanyou and Rodney walk through the door on the left. Donut: *sigh* Fifteen minutes pass. Rodney: *comes in* Donut: ABOUT TIME!!! Rodney: About time? Goodness, that guy is hard to beat. Donut: So you won?! Rodney: Nope. Came close though. He saw through one of my last moves... that clenched the victory for him. Donut: *shrugs* Rodney: Stop shrugging. This is not some random guy, this is some random POWERFUL guy. IF you catch my drift. Hanyou: *from outside* DONUT! DO NOT KEEP ME WAITING, MOOR!!! Donut: *walks towards the door* Moor... wasn’t that what he called SW? Rodney: I think. What's that mean, by the way? Donut: *shrugs* Donut steps out into the jousting stadium. Hanyou: about time...heh. Donut: I needed to mediate. *shrugs* Invader: *brings over Kekolu, Donut’s horse* Donut: ??? Hanyou: I took the liberty of bringing your horse here... Invader: *AHEM* Hanyou: That is, the stable girl.. Invader: I HAVE A NAME DAMMIT!!! Hanyou: Lady Invader... she brought you your horse, as well as mine, and she deserves your gratitude. Donut: oh... uh, thanks milady. Invader: No problem. Lord Baron, I’ll be up in the stands with the others. *walks off* Donut: Others? Hanyou: Yes.. Apparently some of the court want to watch us joust... is that fine? Donut: Joust??? Hanyou: You daft desert, JOUST. You know, we ride at each other on our steeds and try to knock each other off of our horses? Donut: OH... joust, I thought that was just some way of saying “I admit defeat”. Hanyou: *mounts his horse, Blitzkrieg* That won’t happen, I assure you. *grabs a lance* Donut: Ladies first, Baron. Meanwhile... up in the stands... TZ: Place your bets! Place your bets!! Who will survive this tryout? Precious: Honestly, you are pretty funny... this is only a trial joust, there is no real winner... TZ: You don’t know donut too well, do ya? Bobette: And Hanyou...I mean the baron, he will not settle this the easy way. K-mage: ? Bobette: I have divined... that he will go at his best to defeat this Donut. Invader: EH!? WHY!? Precious specifically told him it was a trial EXHIBITION! Alucard: That’s not the point. Bobette: Baron Hanyou... he sees potential in that young man down there... so he must defeat him to stop him from becoming a threat to him and possibly, the crown. Precious: Hmm... Back on the ground floor of the stadium... Donut: YAH! GO KEKOLU!!! *urges his horse to go faster* Hanyou: BLITZKRIEG!!! I DID NOT WASTE THESE YEARS WITH YOU FOR NOTHING!! LET’S SHOW HIM A WIN!!! *raises lance* They hit each other, and both of their lances shatter. They are both still on their horses. Precious: WOW! This is much more exciting that Sir Rodney’s performance... Invader: Really? Alucard: heh heh heh... it seems this food item wants to win as much as the Baron does. Bobette: Yes.... *divining with her board* It seems that he wants to win... his spirit is ablaze. K-mage: *dreamy sigh* Hanyou: *getting another lance* Donut! Donut: *from way across the other side* What!!! Hanyou: *smiles* Let’s give this one our all... okay? Donut: ... huh? Hanyou: GIVE THIS ONE YOUR ALL OR ELSE YOU’LL DIE! Donut: ... ??? Hanyou: *starts to ride towards him at top speed* Donut: ... I couldn’t hear a word he said... *starts galloping towards him swfitly, arms lance in position* Bobette: *gasps and drops her board* TZ: eh? Alucard: Hmm... what is it? Invader: *looks down* She dropped her board. *shrugs* Bobette: no... that’s not it... K-mage: What is it?! Bobette: Watch this round... it is the final one. Meanwhile...in the waiting room... Rodney: *twiddling his thumbs* Kawaii: *steps through the door* PASSED!!! Rodney: WHAT?! *stands up quickly* Kawaii: Your girlfriends all have the potential to carry on as part of the royal guard, perhaps even higher. Rodney: eh? Silver: *walks out from the door* In other words, we BEAT her TESTS! Behind Silver comes Kya and Blaire. Kya: WOO HOO!!! *does a little dance* Blaire: *dances with Kya* Rodney: Awesome... well, let’s go and watch Donut. From outside the door, we’ll be like, better than front row seats. Kawaii: Sounds good. They head outside to watch the match. Rodney: WHAT THE?! Blaire: Horses? Rodney: NOT THAT!!! MY TEST WAS NOTHING LIKE THIS!! Bobette: BARON HANYOU!!!! Precious: Dear me... what the heck... Donut: GAH!!! *flies off his horse and lands in the ground tumbling* Hanyou: GRUNT!!! *does the same, just with no tumbling but skidding* Everyone: !!!!!!!! K-mage: *from down on the stadium grounds* It... it was... Bobette: a draw... EPF: pfft. So? Alucard: Let’s go through this again, shall we? According to Bobette, Hanyou was going with almost everything he had. Precious: *twirling his chin* I see.... go on. Alucard: He clearly spoke throughout the stadium he’d do his best, and Donut should follow suit, am I right? Precious: So far... Alucard: And they came and clashed, forcing each other to knock each other off of their steeds... Precious: Tell me something I do NOT know. Bobette: Well, milord, Donut did not hear the Baron when he made his proclamation, right? Precious: Yeah... Bobette: So how was he able to conclude the battle with a draw if he did not know he’d have to also go at full strength to survive? Precious: well, that’s easy, he’d have to... wait. Bobette: Do you see what has happened? Precious: So... if he didn’t know about Hanyou’s statement... Alucard: Then that means he either has a most urging battle spirit, where he charges into each battle to win... Bobette: Or he was not using all his strength and just went at the force he normally goes at... and with that, he defended himself from a fatal blow from Hanyou... oops!!! I mean baron... I’m sorry. Invader: Is he really... that strong? Precious: Enough. We have to make the throne room presentable. After all, we have to knight quite a few people today. The royal court leaves the stands. Rodney: whoa... Silver: heh, I can see him moving and breathing. Let’s go help him up. K-mage: *rushes to Donut’s side* Oh... are you... okay? Blaire: ... she took our job. Kya: Fine then! Let’s go enjoy our meal that Lady Kawaii promised us!!! Kawaii: Okay! *leads everyone out of the stadium* Rodney: *following them* Donut... did you really abandon us? Blaire: Did you say something Rodney? Rodney: Nope! Just talking to myself, that’s all. Don’t mind bogus old me... K-mage: I’ll bring him to my quarters. Bobette: What of the Baron? K-mage: He’s coming to... don’t worry. I have to speak with Sir Donut alone. Bobette: Okay... *looks at the Baron* K-mage: *teleports away with Donut* Bobette: *kneels by Hanyou’s side and starts wiping down his forehead* Hanyou: *slowly opens eyes* Bobette: Oh!!! Milord! *bows her head down* I’m sorry... I was just concerned for your safety... that’s all. You didn’t look too good... and you were um, bleeding a bit... and sutff... Hanyou: *smiles* I feel much better with you here... your presence is so wonder ful it removes whatever pain I have. Bobette: Dear Baron... you flatter me... Hanyou: No one as wonderful as you deserves no less than the most of my gratitude. Bobette: Oh... thank you milord! *blushes* I... have to go inside now, I think the Prince is summoning me.... *teleports away* Hanyou: ... *looks around, all alone. Grasps his chest where he was struck* OOOWWWWWWW!!!! That Donut... He is truly a worthy adversary. Perhaps under the Prince’s rule he will be a most valuable tool. *staggers up and whistles* Blitzkrieg: *goes to him* Hanyou: *manages to get on his horse* Blitzkrieg... bring me to a medic or a healer. I am going through a lot of pain in my chest right now. Blitzkrieg: *whinnies* Hanyou: I know I said that to her, you fool, how else are you to woo a woman? I couldn’t be groaning in front of her now could I? Blitzkrieg: *grunts* Hanyou: Yes, that means YOU have to deal with my groaning and moaning. *rides away* Meanwhile... at K-mage’s room... K-mage warps in with Donut. Donut: *sigh* where are we? K-mage: At my quarters. Donut: Quarters...? K-mage: OR should I say, the current Headquarters for the rebellion. Donut: eh? Rebellion?! K-mage: Indeed.... turn around. Donut turns around and sees Kawaii, Alucard, Kya, and Invader. Alucard: Hey there kid. Donut: !!! The Conclusion will come... JUST AFTER THIS QUICK BREAK! Take a break, rest your eyes for a few minutes, and when you’re ready, feel free to continue. K-mage: you must join us, Sir Donut. Donut: Wait, first of all, join WHAT, exactly...? Kya: The assassination of the prince! Donut: Alucard: You must help us... with us here I think we can actually pull it off this time... Donut: What did he do wrong? I mean, it’s not like he’s a bad guy or anything... Invader: If you see our city, our kingdom, and the state it’s in, you can tell our leadership isn’t too good. We assassinate him, usher in a new age and such, and we’re all happy again. Donut: Uh... I don’t know... :Unsure: K-mage: *hugs donut* Please... do it for me? And... Alucard: ... For us. Donut: *sigh* ... Okay. Kawaii: GREAT! Now we can attack him. Donut: EH?! NOW?! I JUST GOT BACK FROM THOSE STUPID TRIALS!!! Kawaii: Lady k-mage has quite the healing touch, no? Alucard: *snicker* Donut: That’s weird... I feel like I just woke up... not tired at all... Kya: It’s settled then! Let’s go! Donut: *gulp* For the good of the kingdom...? Everyone else: YEAH! Everyone makes their way to the throne room. ... Meanwhile... in the throne room... Precious: And last, but not least, I dub thee Sir Rodney. Rodney: *on bended knee* Hanyou: That concludes that. Where everyone else has gone, I have no idea.... Alucard: Hanz, allow me to clear that up for you. The group walks into the throne room. Silver: Ah, Donut, you’lre alright! Blaire: There you are Kya!!! Kawaii: Milord, I’m gonna ask this of you once, and only once. Precious: *nods* yes? Kawaii: I’m asking you to kill yourself and resign your throne. Alucard: Would you like us to be more direct? Precious: ... Hanyou: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!? Bobette: Lady K-mage... Invader: No deeper meaning... HAND US THE PRINCE AND YOUR LIVES WILL BE SPARED! Rodney: *tries to get up, but is stuck* Kawaii: My strings... didn’t forget about them, did you? Now you all are stuck except for the prince, and – Hanyou: ARISE AND TAKE ARMS! THE ROYAL FAMILY NEEDS YOU!! WALKING NECROS, CORPSES FROM THE DEAD! Zombies arise out of thin air and start coming towards the group. Kya: *fires two energy blasts at a group* TAKE THAT!!! Hanyou: Pfft... don’t be at ease so... Zombie: *hops on Kya and starts sucking up her energy* Kya: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! Alucard: Kya!!! Donut: Tch... those aren’t ordinary zombies... Invader: THEY’RE REDEAD!!! K-mage: Invader!!! Go and prepare our transportation! I’ll try and hold the fort with the others. Hanyou: LEAVING SO SOON?! *a redead starts stalking Invader* Invader: *punches the redead down* Yeah, I am. T.T.F.E.!!! Precious: Eh? Invader: Ta ta... FOR EVER! Precious: WENCH! Invader: *runs off* Precious: RODNEY! SILVER! BLAIRE! PROVE YOUR ALLAINCE TO THE CROWN FOR IT IS IN DANGER! Rodney: *hesistates* But... he’s our... she’s our... Hanyou: IT IS OF NO CONSEQUENCE! GET THEM!!! Blaire: Tch... MONGOOSES!!! ATTACK ALUCARD!!! *a whole bunch of mongooses start humping Alucard’s leg* Alucard: EH!? K-mage: FIST OF THE SOL! *a flash of light encompasses the room* Hanyou: The Sol Fist... one of the few attacks... that can stop my redead. As the light fades, all the redead disappear. However, someone bursts through the door. Precious: AH! SALVATION! SW: Shut up. It is SW. Precious: So it’s true... you Shinigami can’t be trusted... Hanyou: heh... Donut: What?! I thought you’ve never heard of Shinigami!!! SW: ? Precious: When I knew you wouldn’t come out for the trials, I had a feeling– Hanyou: *coughs* I told him... Precious: That you would turn against us. Rodney: Could we stop talking and get to KICKING THEIR BUTTS?! Alucard: Yes... apparently standing still lets the mongooses hump my leg even more.. Precious: Kawaii, your team has one more, at least let mine draw another... QUINCY! ZF: *walks in* You called? Hanyou: Heh... this is our master archer and PWNER of Shinigami... The Quincy, ZF. ZF: *fixes his glasses* SW: Eww... Quincy. ZF: *shoots a soul arrow at SW, pinning him to a wall* SW: Donut: Kawaii, are your stings still active? Kawaii: Yeah... Donut: I’m going in for the kill. Hanyou: *smiles* Donut: *runs towards Precious, sword drawn* MY PRINCE, THIS IS YOUR FINAL HOUR! Hanyou: And my greatest. *snaps his fingers and all the strings go poof* Kawaii: Huh? Hanyou: *claps and a whole army of redead appear in front of them* K-mage: *gulp* Hanyou: *shakes his groove thing and his sword, Durandal, appears* My dragon slaying sword will most likely slash you to pieces which will be fed to the redead... by which have paralyzed all of you with FEAR... MUAHAHAHA!!! Alucard: I ... can’t move... Kya: THE MONGOOSES ARE HUMPING HIM TOO MUCH!!! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!! Kawaii: We’re outnumbered... RETREAT!!! K-mage: *makes a smaller Sol Fist appear, only wiping out a few redead but breaking the Fear Paralysis* Kawaii: RUN!!! Donut: *still by Precious, except held by redead* WAIT!!! WAIT FOR ME!!! Kawaii, K-mage, Kya, and Alucard (who still has mongooses humping his leg) run off. Donut: DAMMIT!!! *breaks free* SW: DONUT!! DONUT!! GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! Donut: *tries to grabs the arrow but burns his hand* SW: *looking noble* Save yourself... I will die for the sake of the good people... Hanyou: Or my redead will just hump the energy out of you, Shinigami. SW: *whimper* Donut: Good luck SW!!! I won’t forget you man!!! *runs off* All the redead follow him. Donut: Where... did they go...?! *runs down a few stairs and such* Redeads: *stalking his Bum* A few minutes later... Donut: THE GATE!! If I get out of KP, then at least I’ll be free!!! *runs through the gate* Redeads: *still stalking his Bum* Invader, K-mage, Kawaii, and Alucard are all on a huge dragon. Donut: GUYS!! WAIT UP!!! The dragon starts to fly away, clearly they didn’t see Donut. Redeads: *watching the dragon* Donut: *runs after the dragon* Dragon: *flies even higher* Donut: WAIT!!! WAIT FOR ME!!! DON’T LEAVE ME HERE!!! Redead 1: Hey, Baron’s sword can probably kill that thing in what, one stroke? Redead 2: Nah, it’ll take two. Donut: *stops and yells* NOOOOOOOoooooo.... Meanwhile... on the dragon... K-mage: I still say we should’ve told Donut where to go. Kya: Or to wait for him. Alucard: Oh well, let bygones be bygones. K-mage: Yep. Invader: Lanky Woods, here we come! While the dragon flies with it’s passengers to Lanky Woods... on the ground, else is happening... Hanyou: ARREST HIS Bum! *guards arrest Donut* Donut: :( ... Bobette: *holds onto the Baron’s arm* What will happen to Lady K-mage? MoM: She has walked down the path of the dark side...eventually, she will see the light, don’t you worry. Bobette: And everyone else? MoM: We will have to show them the light... Hanyou: Or they will meet with what all followers of the dark meet. Precious: *clenches his fist* Death. ED Theme Song Utada Hikaru’s “Simple and Clean” Meanwhile... at KP... TZ: *smoking some weed, getting “enlightened” in the dungeons.* SW: Pass me some of that man. TZ : *passes some to SW* SW: *smokes that Poop* Damn... that’s some good Poop. TZ: And now, you are enlightened. SW AND TZ THROWN INTO THE DUNGOENS!!! END OF KG DREAMER, RPG SAGA: KAKARIKO PALACE PARTS 3 and 4 Edited August 26, 2007 by mdonut281 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) Meanwhile... at a KG Dreamer Conference Meeting in the Just Talk Forum...(wow, how descriptive) Mike: okay, okay, settle down people. Hanyou: Do you have the results?! Mike: More on that in a minute. Any news on how we should craft the story, relationship-wise, Cr8zy? Cr8zy: well, seeing as two couples have broken up, we will obivously have to figure that in somehow with the story. I mean, you will, of course. Mike: yup... carry on. Cr8zy: Also I have to bring up the... erm... Mike: Go on... Cr8zy: the Gen X project... Hanyou: FORGET THAT CRAP!!! GET ONTO THE RESULTS ALREADY!!! SW: Why? I mean, we’ve been able to see it ANYWAY... Hanyou: I want it OFFICIAL!!! Mike: Okay, so he can SHUT UP, let’s get onto the results. KG DREAMER CHARACTER POLL RESULTS First Place, 4 votes, 26.67% of the total votes.... Hanyou. Hanyou: YAY!!! Bobette: *waves a banner* Cheers for hanyou!!! L:HoT: Wow, so that means out of 15people that voted, only FOUR voted for you. Hanyou: *kills L:HoT* DON’T RUIN THE MOMENT!!! Torn: Stop being so full of yourself, geez. Kya: I know!!! Other people need votes too you know!!! Donut: ... I just noticed no one voted for me. Hanyou: SO!? I AM ON TOP!!! SQUEE!!! SW: Okay, is it just me or do we REALLY not want Hanyou on top when he’s “squeeing”? Torn: I’d want to be on top. His “squeeing” is just gay though. SW: THANK YOU! I am not alone in my thoughts. Hanyou: *kills them both* SQUEEEEE!!!! Silver: Hey author, could you like, tell us who’s next in line? Mike: Okay. Hanyou: NOO!!! MORE ME!!! MEEEE!!! More.... SQUEEE!!! Bobette: Honestly, calm down, okay? *hugs hanyou* Hanyou: *smitten* Okay, okay, hurry it up. more KG DREAMER CHARACTER POLL RESULTS Second Place, all with 2 votes each, 13.33% of the total votes... are Precious! Torn! And.... MAXIE!!! Alucard: *kills Mike* Mike: WTF?! Alucard: Change my name. NOW. Mike: *fixes it* Precious: I’d like to thank the academy, thank you. Also to EPF, for being one of the best actors in KP yet.... and– EPF: I REALLY LOVE YOU PRECIOUS!!! HoT: *throws a shoe at her* WHO CARES?! Precious: As I was saying... the last, but the greatest person I’d like to thank is Katie, whom I’m actually getting married to at the moment and that would explain my absence. I must say the honeymoon is nice, and I wish you were here. K-mage: o.O REALLY?! Precious: nope. Just kidding. Although that would be cool. EPF: NO IT WOULDN’T!!! Invader: She’s better than you, so don’t complain. Robby: here here! Bobette: So um, who’s in third? Mike: Getting right to that. Cr8zy: Yo man, don’t forget about GenX... *wink* Rodney: Why good sir, are you winking at me? Cr8zy: uh... no. Rodney: HOW INSULTING!!! HOW.... BOGUS!!! Silver: I haven’t heard that word in a looong time. Donut: yum. EVEN more KG DREAMER CHARACTER POLL RESULTS Third Place... who have 1 vote each, and 6.67% of the total votes... are SW! Kya!!! Silver!!! Blaire! The Random Chinese Lady!!! SW: YES!! ONE VOTE!!! Kya: I feel loved. Who voted for me? Donut: Whoever voted for you didn’t vote for me.... Robby: hell, I wasn’t even on that list. Blaire: TORN!!! I WON!!! Torn: That’s cool. Blaire: Me and my M.M.M. are ranked!!! Torn: You know it. *puts on shades* And I’m just sitting around in this saga. Random Chinese Lady: Nihao! Torn: OH NO!!! THE PAST COMES TO HAUNT ME!!! SW: COME TO DADDY! TZ: Oh yeah. Alucard: *shoots random chinese lady* Mike: WHAT THE FREAKING POO?! Alucard: ... Donut: Come on Maxie, let’s all just– Alucard: *shoots Donut* K-mage: *gasp* Robo: *burst in* LET’S ALL KILL DONUT!!! YEEEE-HAW!!! Rodney: I thought he was netherland-ese. Hanyou: he is. Invader: then why’d he say “YEEEE-HAW” ? Robo: *starts to drag out Donut’s body* Cr8zy: Okay.... now for project GenX... Mike: Oh, yes, yes. Project GenX. Hanyou: have you been digging through my files? MoM: Oh let the guy talk for once. Hanyou:... Bobette: It’s okay. She’s just telling you to shut up really nicely. Hanyou: .... Mike: as I was saying, Project GenX is a little project I’m putting together. It’ll be modern day in a Hyrule setting. K-mage: So like Link and stuff in this day and age? MoM: Hmm... interesting. Kya: I’d so read that. ^-^ Mike: Yes, we’re currently working out the cast right now. Invader: We? HoT: yeah... WE?! Donut: *from a garbage dumpster* We? Mike: *shrugs* SW: So when am I gonna get to summon Shinobi Corgis? Mike: When pigs fly. A pig flies by. SW: YES!!! L:HoT: Wait for it... Mike: And when they go moo. Pig that flew: MEOW!!! SW:... Torn: ... that’s one Fudgeed up cat. Mike: Okay, so let’s get back to the dreamer. Is everyone ready? Robo: *bursts in* OH YES!!! MAXIE!!! Alucard: *shoots him dead* Mike: yeah... so as I was saying... um, Kya, wanna lead us into it again? Kya: Sure! Robby: Time to go set my VCR.... EPF: What’s a VCR? Do you use that to watch pornography? Hanyou: ... Torn: What are you, STUPID?! Mike: Kya! Anytime now!!! Kya: And now...PART FIVE of the RPG Saga’s Kakariko Palace Arc... It’s KG DREAMER!!! Donut: *from the dumpster* starring MAXIE!!! Alucard: *goes all vampire and kicks his Bum* Kya: heh heh... ^-^;; roll it! OP Theme song: “*~Asterisk~Romantic Version” by ORANGE RANGE DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~KAKARIKO PALACE part 5 Meanwhile... in the dungeons... Donut: man... this sucks. TZ: Nah man, it’s cool. Donut: What? TZ: some hot chick is gonna come by and save us and take us out of the dungeon and I’ll finally score. SW: And that is why you don’t drink your own urine. Donut: *shiver* The doors fly open. TZ: SEE?! SEE?! DIDN’T I SAY THAT SOME HOT GIRL WAS GONNA COME BY AND SAVE US ALL!? AND THAT I’D SCORE?! MoM: *walks in* TZ: ... Donut: Ah! Lady MoM! *gets on one knee* MoM: Get up, for kneeling cannot free your soul. Donut: ... *gets up* SW: Um... Lady MoM... why’d you come here if not to get us out? MoM: Because I bring news. Soon there will be a great gathering... a great clash of souls. SW: Souls? Did I hear Souls? MoM: *smiles* Not that kind of souls, young one. I was talking in a metaphorical sense. SW: ... MoM: You will both be summoned to take up arms, however you will have to decide which side you will support. TZ: What about me?! MoM: You’re too insane without your weed. I’m sorry. *smiles* TZ: darn. Donut: Can’t you tell us which side we’ll be on? MoM: *puts a hand on Donut’s shoulder* But that, my friend, is the beauty of it. The choice will be yours to make, and the same with SW. Whichever path you choose, have faith and it will be the right one. SW: yes milady. Donut: *nods* MoM: Well, I take my leave. *starts to walk out, pauses in front of TZ’s cell* Here... something from the garden. *throws TZ a bunch of weed* Good bye! *walks out* TZ: THAT Bimble! Donut: HOW DARE YOU!!! She JUST GAVE YOU WEED!!! SW: Yeah. TZ: But I have no rolling paper to smoke it with... this is torture.... having weed that you can’t smoke... SW: Ha, and you don’t even have a lighter anyway! TZ: Way to kick a home dog when he’s down. Meanwhile... in the Lanky Woods... K-mage: here we are! *arrives at her home with the rest of the gang* Kawaii: Ah... it’s just how I remember it. Kya: o.O what a homey looking cabin... Alucard: I agree. K-mage: Well, shall we? *opens the door for them* Invader: Why thank you milady. Kya: *walks in* ^-^ Meanwhile... at the palace... Bobette: They’re gonna launch they’re attack soon, my prince. Precious: then we’ll just have to create a strong defense. Have all the royal guard on call, and have all the other soldiers patrol the outside gates. Hanyou: Of course we will have our trump cards.... us... Precious: Yes, EPF can get rather fearsome when she’s protecting me. EPF: YOU KNOW IT!!! I WILL DEFEND MY LOVE NO MATTER WHAT!!! Rodney: and you have us. Me and Silver. And Blaire. Blaire: That’s right!!! We’ll fight for the crown! Defend The crown!!! Silver: Here here. ZF: Hmph. We’ll dispose of them all rather quickly. From what I gather, their army is nothing but outcasts ... outcasts and pathetic nobodies. *pushes up glasses in that sexy style* We’ll take care of them. Hanyou: If worse comes to worse, then I’ll just bring my redeads out and pwn them all. Bobette: I know you can do it milord. Hanyou: Yes, um, of course, um, yeah... Silver: “I know you can do it milord”. Hanyou: OF COURSE!!! WE WILL WIN!!! AND ESTABLISH PEACE AND TRANQUILITY TO KAKARIKO PALACE!!! Precious: Here here!!! meanwhile... at Lanky Woods... K-mage: SO WE, HERE AND NOW, WILL TAKE DOWN THE EVIL GOVERNMENT AND ENSURE PEACE AND TRANQUILITY FOR US EVERYWHERE!!! There’s a big huge mega army of outcasts and such.... and elves. Kya: Woo-hoo!!! *hops on the dragon* Alucard: We’ll lead the way. Good luck Rebellion!!! Invader: *hops on the dragon with K-mage and Kawaii* May the force be with you!!! The army advances towards Kakariko Palace... while the dragon arrives there swiftly. Bobette: MY PRINCE!!! THEY’VE STARTED THE ATTACK!!! Precious: WHAT?! Rodney: Hey, there’s that huge dragon... and it’s landing near the dungeons.... Silver: DARN IT!!! *grabs Rodney and they go off to the dungeons* Hanyou: HAVE ALL THE SOLDIERS ON GUARD!! THEY MUST HAVE SOME SORT OF ARMY, SOME SORT OF PLAN!!! Meanwhile... at the dungeons... K-mage: *hops off the dragon* So what’s the plan after this? Invader: I don’t know. Alucard: Sounds good to me. They open the doors to the dungeons and enter. TZ: LOOK!!! MY HOT CHICK THAT WILL FREE ME AND GET DOWN WITH ME HAS ARRIVED!!! Kya: *slaps TZ* TZ: What, am I not sexy enough? Believe me, my fro was poofier than this WAY earlier. Alucard: *shoots a hole in TZ’s afro* TZ: *whimper* Kawaii: We’ve come for Sirs Donut and SW.... where are you? Donut: *waves* I’m here!!! SW: SO AM I!!! WOO HOOO!!! Kya: *fires two energy balls at their locks, and the cells are open* K-mage: Come on... let’s go. *grabs donut and starts to head out the door* Donut: Wait.... *stops* Why’d you guys leave me behind? Alucard: Because you took too long, now shut up and come with us. Donut: but didn’t you hear me? Alurard: no, now shut up. K-mage: Look, the fact is we’re here for you now. Come on... *hugs donut* Come with us... Silver: *comes into the dungeons with Rodney* Get your hands off of him. Kawaii: What the hell? Rodney: Yeah, lay off on him will ya? I mean, he’s been with a guy who drinks his own urine... TZ: THAT IS SO UNCALLED FOR!!! DAMMIT, SHUT UP!!! I NEED SOME MARIJUANA!!! Rodney: Look, leave now or Silver goes all “64 points of hell” on you. Silver: Uh, it’s divinity, remember? Rodney: Right. Donut: ... SW: Why is no one fighting over me? Kawaii: You’re coming with us too. Invader: *smiles* That’s right. Come here. Silver: Oh hell no Bimble. BYAKUGAN!!! *her eyes go all Byakugan-ish and she gets in her stance* Rodney: Here it comes. Silver: *gets in stance* Jyuukenhou... Hakke Rokujyuu Yonshou!!! (Translation: Sixty-four points of divinity) Invader: ...? Silver: *rushes up to Invader and strikes her twice* Two points of damage!!! Invader: WHOA! Silver: FOUR POINTS OF DAMAGE!!! *strikes her four times* Invader: STOP IT!!! NOOooooo.... Silver: EIGHT POINTS!! SIXTEEN POINTS!!! *hits him sixteen times* TWENTY FOUR POINTS!!! THIRTY-TWO POINTS!!! *hits him 32 times* Invader: *crying* Just.... stop it.... it hurts.... Silver: SIXTY FOUR POINTS!!! *finishes up the rest of the 64 hits* Invader: *flies into a wall and makes a hole in the dungeon* Alucard: LADY INVADER! Kawaii: Tch.... MAJOR setback... K-mage: o.O Kya: *runs after Invader to tend to her wounds* Kawaii: *takes SW* Let’s go. NOW. If they want him, they can have him. I’m not letting the rest of this team get beat up. Silver: *sticks middle finger to Kawaii* That’s right, get out. Kawaii: At least I have nice eyes... freak. Rodney: *holds Silver back* Silver: WHAT WAS THAT?! YOU Bimble!!! GET BACK HERE!!! Kawaii: nyah. *poofs away with the ret of the gang* Rodney: *sigh* Oh well. Donut, come with us. Donut: ??? Silver: *grabs donut and rodney then goes as fast as they can back to the palace* Meanwhile... at the palace... Bobette: *divining from her Kokkuri board* They’ve arrive!!! And they’re breaching the gates!!! Hanyou: *scoffs* Sir Quincy, come with me, let’s support our soldiers. ZF: Gotcha. *goes off with Hanyou * Precious: This is bad... we’re getting run over... Blaire: If this continues... L:HoT: SIR!! SIR!!! Precious: What? L:HoT: The reinforcements have arrived sir!!! Precious: What? Silver, Rodney, and Donut walk in. Precious: Ah... there you are. KG DREAMER: KP ED THEME: “Easy Breezy” by Utada Hikaru END OF KG DREAMER, RPG SAGA: KAKARIKO PALACE PART 5 Meanwhile... in the dungeons.... TZ: WHY DIDN’T THEY LET ME OUT!? WHERE’S THAT HOT CHICK WHO WILL FREE ME AND GET DOWN TONIGHT?! WHY ME?! AND FOR THE RECORD, I DO NOT DRINK MY OWN URINE!!! Prisoner: Tell it to the judge, bub. TZ: But it is true!!! I don’t!!! Prisoner: Ah shaddup. *throws a bone at TZ* Edited August 26, 2007 by mdonut281 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Meanwhile... at KG... Kya: *dancing around in happiness* SW: THAT PUNK!!! HOW DARE HE WRITE ABOUT US IN SUCH A FASHION!!! Hanyou: I know... that last Dreamer wasn’t to my liking... MoM: Uh-oh.... this looks like trouble. I’m staying out of this. Silver: LET’S SEND HIM A BOMB!! Robo: LET ME RAPE HIM! Torn: *with a chainsaw* Oh Mike... Alucard: *with a machine gun* Where are yoooooou.... Donut: *dancing around happily* Invader: I GET TO KICK BUTT TWICE!!! LET’S FIND HIM SO HE CAN WRITE THAT NEXT DREAMER ALREADY!!! Precious: Yo, keep it down. Invader: eh, sorry boss. KG DREAMER PRESENTS: THE KG MAFIA Precious: Day 45. We’re still looking for that crackhead Mike. L:HoT: confonnit. This is not working. Hanyou: We need a better plan. Rodney: *gets out katana and puts on shades* I am.... the Rodney. Precious: What can you do for me? Rodney: Kill Mike. Silver: *hugs her rodders* Rodney: ... So how about it? Hanyou: We’ll pay you when you find him. Rodney: You’ll pay me now. *Kill Bill theme plays* Hanyou: *snaps his fingers* Don’t mess with the mafia kid. Rodney: Don’t mess with me. Robo: GAY STRIPPERS!!! ATTACK!!! *Robo’s gay strippers attack Rodney* Alucard: KITTY GIRLS!!! ATTACK!!! *Al’s kitty girls attack Rodney* Rodney: *stabs a gay stripper about to rape him then turns around and kicks a kitty girl in the face* Alucard: o.o Robo: *whips a stripper and the stripper goes running towards rodney with a stick* Rodney: ... bogus. *runs away from the gay stripper with a stick. MoM: Wow... Rodney’s running away from a gay stripper holding a stick. HoT: Really? MoM: Didn’t you just see them? HoT: No, not really. Rodney: *runs out of KG* gay stripper: *follows him* Rodney: *claps his hands* TORN!!! YOU’RE UP!!! Torn: *shoots the gay stripper* Gay Stripper: *dies* Donut: Well, you’re out. Rodney: Yep. SW: *runs out of the building and shags Rodney* Rodney: *in a state of shock and horror* Torn: RUN FOR IT!!! *run away* Donut: *runs away* Back in KG... Rodney: That was low.... letting SW come and shag me into shock then tying me into a chair... AND NOT LETTING ME SEE SILVER!!! Precious: AWW... that’s too bad. WHO CARES!!! K-mage: YOUR MOM!!! Precious: *brings out a gun and points it at K-mage* Seriously, you wanna die? K-mage: Yeah, why? Precious: go uh, hit a parked car or something. K-mage: .. Blaire: so... Rodney... you know where Mike is? Rodney: I’m not talking. Blaire: *fondles the englishman named Precious* Now will you talk? Rodney: NO! Blaire: *fondles the englishman* NOW?! Rodney: I WILL NOT GIVE IN TO YOUR WAYS OF TORTURE!!!! Hanyou: *behind a glass* He’s strong. Kawaii: I will break him. Hanyou: oh? Kawaii: Not really. I’ll just get Alucard to do it. Rodney: *SCREAMS* Blaire: Hee hee hee.... HoT: WHAT’D SHE DO!? MoM: She poured a can of peaches.... on the Englishman. HoT: That’s it? MoM: And he grabbed the peaches... and threw it on her bum. HoT: WHAT?! THE HORROR!!! Rodney: Okay... I’ll talk... Precious: That’s good. So we can Kill Mike. Hanyou: GET THE CARS READY!! WE’RE GOIN FOR A DRIVE!!! L:HoT: *cheers* Precious: SO tell me... where’s Mike? Rodney: I don’t know... Precious: YES!!! NOW WE CAN Find HIM!!! MoM: ... HoT: Eh? Precious: wait. You don’t know? Rodney: Nope. Precious: Dammit. Hanyou: hey boss. Precious: yo. Hanyou :Can we start the Dreamer already? Precious: No. Not until we find that good for nothing Mike. Hanyou: Call Uncle Whiskers. We have an operation going down. [bTO BE CONTINUED...[/b] Mike: Before we start the dreamer, I’d like to give my props to the vampire and the police girl, Alucard and Kawaii. They got together. Precious: LOOK BOYS!!! THERE HE IS!!! Mike: Crap. *runs away* Precious: AFTER HIM BOYS!!! Mike: AND BEFORE I GO I JSUT WANT TO SAY CONGRATULATIONS TO DONUT AND KYA!!! THEY’RE TOGETHER TOO!!! *runs off* Donut: *dancing happily with Kya* Kya: *dancing happily with Donut* OP Theme song: “~*Asterisk~” By Orange Range DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~KAKARIKO PALACE part 6 In the town square... Hanyou and ZF are rushing towards the Walls of the city, where the Outcasts from Lanky Woods are attacking... Bobette: BARON!!! BARON HANYOU!!! MILORD!!! Hanyou: *stops* Lady Bobette? Bobette: You can’t go!!! You just can’t!!! ZF: Milord... the Wall awaits... Bobette: You might die! ZF: ... Hanyou: *holds her hand* Silly... Don’t you worry about me. I’ll make sure I get back to you safely. *kisses her hand* Bobette: *blushes madly* ZF: Hanyou: QUINCY!! WE’RE OFF!!! *runs off* ZF: RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!! *follows* Bobette: *goes back to Kakariko Palace* Meanwhile.. In an Alley.. K-mage: Lady Invader!!! Kya: *healing her with a spell* Tch... she did major damage to her, didn’t she? Alucard: Yes, I’m very surprised. Kawaii: Heh. Kya: There we go! She should be okay now... Invader: Ugh... *sits up and holds her forehead* What... happened? Alucard: It’d be better if you don’t remember. Invader:... THAT’s RIGHT!!! THAT SILVER GIRL!! MISS BRIGHT EYES!!! I AM GONNA KILL HER!!! Kawaii: yeah, it was better with her forgetting. Invader: LET’S GO!!! WEHRE WE FIND THE PRINCE, WE FIND HER!!! MoM: *on a rooftop silently watching them* Meanwhile... in the throne room, located in the Northern Tower... L:HoT: SIR!! SIR!!! Precious: What? L:HoT: The reinforcements have arrived sir!!! Precious: What? Silver, Rodney, and Donut walk in. Precious: Ah... there you are. Silver: Here he is. We ran into some trouble, nothing I couldn’t handle. Rodney: Yup. So what’s gonna happen now? Precious: I need you all to guard me. Silver: Guard you? Blaire: Yup! Because... MoM: Because there is an assassination group on the way. Rodney: Persisten little buggers aren’t they? Precious: So Sir Donut, I am giving you the chance at freedom. Be loyal and fight alongside me or you will be put to death. Donut: *sigh* Okay. Rodney: YES!!! The Leaf three are back together again!!! Silver: <_> Rodney: What? Silver: Not you... him... Rodney: Oh. Donut: What? Silver: ... Donut: fine then, don’t say anything. Blaire: *whispers to Precious* Do you know what’s going on? Precious: Not a thing. At the wall.... SW: COME ON GUYS!!! LET’S GET THIS TOWN!!! Outcasts: YEAH!!!! *they enter through the main gates* Hanyou: *standing before them with a huge army of redeads* So... this is it? ZF: *shoots a soul arrow at SW* SW: *brings out his sword and deflects it* Hanyou: And so it begins... your end... and our triumph. REDEADS!!! ATTACK!!! *the redeads go forward* ZF: RAPE ALL THEM OUTCASTS!!! Outcasts: NO ONE LIVES FOREVER!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! *the army of outcasts runs away* SW: What the Fudge... they said they’d protect me... Oh well. GAARA!!! AWAKEN!!! SABAKYUU!!! *His sword, Gaara, turns into sand wraps around all of the redeads* Hanyou: Hmmm.... SW: *holds out his hand, then clenches his fist* The sand crushes all the Redead. Hanyou: Well... that was interesting.... Ready for the next test? ZF: Heh... no Soul Reaper’s gonna beat me. SW: *his sword materializes back into shape* Let’s find out, shall we, Quincy? Meanwhile... at the throne room... Precious: !!! Alucard: Come on Milord, how long I’ve been in your service, eh? Precious: ... Alucard: And you didn’t expect us to FLY up here? In the doorway is Alucard, Kawaii, Kya, Invader, and K-mage. Silver: Oh, it’s the stable girl. Invader: Oh, the freak talks english. Wow, we should all clap for her acheivement. Silver: *clenches fist* Blaire: come on guys, you ready? Precious: Remember the deal, Donut. Donut: *draws his sword, Falchion* Yes sir. Rodney: *brings out a kunai* This is gonna get interesting. 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mdonut281 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) Meanwhile... at the throne room... Precious: !!! Alucard: Come on Milord, how long I’ve been in your service, eh? Precious: ... Alucard: And you didn’t expect us to FLY up here? In the doorway is Alucard, Kawaii, Kya, Invader, and K-mage. Silver: Oh, it’s the stable girl. Invader: Oh, the freak talks english. Wow, we should all clap for her acheivement. Silver: *clenches fist* Blaire: come on guys, you ready? Precious: Remember the deal, Donut. Donut: *draws his sword, Falchion* Yes sir. Rodney: *brings out a kunai* This is gonna get interesting. Silver: *runs towards Invader* TAKE THIS!!! *aims and takes a strike at Invader body* Invader: *parries it away and punches her face* Silver: *in shock* .... *touches her faces, and finds that her mouth is bleeding* ... Invader: Wow, the freak bleeds. Silver: Bimble! Invader: Heh, this time I’m not holding back. *bites her thumb and with her blood makes a seal on the ground* Silver: SIXTY FOUR POINTS OF DIVINITY!!! Jyuukenhou... Hakke Rokujyuu Yonshou!!! Invader: *making hand seals* Enfold Rajei in Namas and return it to Sadamura with your Lotis Sotiran.... Silver: ?! *stops* Invader: *holds her hands out and starts to glow* ENFOLD RAJEI IN NAMAS AND RETURN IT TO SADAMURA WITH YOUR LOTIS SOTIRAN!!! *an immense beam of light and energy is launched from her to Silver* Silver: GAH! *braces herself* The beam blasts Silver through the walls and out of the tower, into the courtyard below. Rodney: SILVER!!! *runs and jumps out of the huge hole made by the energy beam to get to her* Donut: RODNEY!!! *starts to run after him* Precious: SIR DONUT!!! YOU IDIOT! GET BACK HERE!!! Donut: ... *stops* Precious: Perhaps you are unaware that we have... guests to attend to? Donut: No, I didn’t forget... but they... Precious: They’ll be okay... you have an obligation to me... now FULFIL IT. Blaire: Prince Precious.... Precious: Lady Blaire, I want you to take Lady EPF and seek out Lady MoM. She will protect you. Blaire: Um...okay... Precious: I entrust Lady EPF to your care, you are skilled much more than she is. Take her now, and flee. Please. Blaire: Okay. *takes EPF and runs down the stairs* Alucard: Acting all noble now, eh my PRINCE?! Precious: shut up... you make me sick. *spits at him* Kawaii: oooh.... she spit at you.... Precious: WHAT?! Kawaii: Yeah, you WOMAN! *laughs in his face* Precious: *draws his cutlass* A scream is heard throughout the palace. Alucard: I believe that came from the courtyard... Lady Kya must be doing her job. Donut: ?! Kya?! Kya is nowhere to be found in the throne room. Alucard: Disappeared without a trace... to deal with your two friends. Invader: The freak and her lover... heh heh heh. K-mage: ENOUGH! We’ve waited TOO LONG for this! Let’s kill the prince and be done with this! I’m getting bored... <_> Kawaii: Indeed... let’s – Alucard: Continue this in the courtyard, shall we? *snaps his fingers and they all poof down to the courtyard* Donut: !!! Alucard: Well welll well... this will certainly not do. Lady Kya, I’m rather disappointed in you. OP Theme song: “Bury Me in Black” by My Chemical Romance DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~KAKARIKO PALACE PART... SEVEN Meanwhile... at the city’s walls... SW is engaged in a battle with ZF and Hanyou.... SW: GAARA!!! AWAKEN!!! SABAKYUU!!! *His sword, Gaara, turns into sand wraps around all of the redeads* Hanyou: Hmmm.... What is this? SW: *holds out his hand, then clenches his fist* The sand crushes all of Hanyou’s summoned Redead. Hanyou: Well... that was interesting.... ZF: Heh... no Soul Reaper’s gonna beat me. SW: *his sword materializes back into shape* Let’s find out, shall we, Quincy? ZF: *raises his hand out and a spirit bow flows and materializes from it* Yes... let’s find out... Soul Reaper. *with his other hand he draws a spirt arrow and aims it towards SW* SW: KISS MY BUTT MAN!!!! YOU COULDN’T HIT ME WITH CRAP EVEN IF I WERE HUMPING YOU!!! *turns around and slaps his butt, taunting ZF* ZF: Problem is, this isn’t crap. It’s your death. :) *launches the arrow* SW: THINK FAST! *dodges it and swiftly goes towards ZF* Hanyou: Heh... ZF: *appears behind him with a new arrow already drawn* One step ahead of ya... *launches the arrow* SW: *turns around and his sword turns to sand again* FLOW, GAARA!!! ULTIMATE DEFENSE!!! *the sand absorbs the arrow* Bobette: *running towards them* LORD HANYOU!!! Hanyou: !? LADY BOBETTE?! Bobette: *goes around the two fighting idiots* MILORD!!! Hanyou: Goodness... what are you doing here? I thought I told you to hide and be safe? Bobette: I thought this might be my final hour... and I should spend it with you. Hanyou: *blushes* Bobette: And besides, I figured you can protect me lest anything befalls me, right? Hanyou: Yes, of course. Bobette: What’s happening here? Hanyou: One of our soldiers is quarreling with an outcaster idiot... that outcast doesn’t know what he’s getting into... Oh, you know our soldier, right? The Quincy, ZF? Bobette: SIR QUINCY!!! GO FOR IT!!! WE’RE ROOTING FOR YOU!!! *waves* ZF: *strikes a cool poses and winks with a grin that shines* Why thank you. SW: OPEN SPOT!!! *kicks ZF into a building* ZF: DAMMIT! SW: Stupid pretty boy... hah hah. You’re probably gay too!!! ZF: No... freaking... comment. *gets up from the rubble and continues the fight with SW* Meanwhile... in the courtyard... Kya: *on the ground, crying* Alucard: What happened? Silver: I beat her up. Why, is there a problem? K-mage: wait, how did you survive? Rodney: We’re shinobi. Ninja. If you didn’t know how to survive after falling from a tall place, you’re stupid. Silver: Ever thought of scaling the wall? Or cushioning your fall with Chakra? Donut: Heh heh, I remember that. Kawaii: No matter, we’ll finish you off!!! Alucard: Wait, before you do... *grabs Kya and holds her by her collar* I think Lady Kya has to deal with her punishment. Kya: *crying* NO!!! Alucard... please... my love... don’t do this to me... Kawaii: Can’t this wait until LATER, Alucard? Alucard: No, this will be NOW. *flings her into a tree, and the tree falls down* Donut: KYA!!! *starts to run forward but is stopped by K-mage* K-mage: Don’t get in the way.... he’s in a rage... he won’t get out of it easy, and if you interfere, he won’t be happy... Donut: THAT DOESN’T MATTER!!! HE SHOULDN’T TREAT HER LIKE THAT!!! Alucard: *holds one arm out and supports it with the other arm* Kawaii: ... the Black Skin. Oh boy. Precious: the black... Skin? Kawaii: Watch. Alucard: *dark energy begins to gather and materialize around his arm* Kya... I don’t think you know what happens to people whom I wish to punish... but now you’ll know first hand, eh? Kya: *sobbing* Please... no... I can’t... move... don’t hurt me... Alucard: YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE FAILED IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! NEXT TIME, GET THE JOB DONE!!! BLACK SKIN!!! *fires a beam of pure black energy at her* Donut: KYA!!! *breaks away from K-mage and dives in the way of the Black Skin beam* Alucard: Pfft. Fool. Rodney: YOU IDIOT!!! WHAT THE Fudge MAN!? Donut takes the hit, then an explosion goes BOOM! Smoke emerges from a crater... too thick for anyone to see anything... ... Meanwhile... at the battle with ZF and SW... ZF: AHHH!!! *after he takes a long swig of water* SW: So wait, that smoke wasn’t from a fire? ZF: *tosses the bottle to SW* Idiot! That’s no fire smoke, believe me... I know that smoke. It’s smoke from Alucard... he must be battling someone. SW: *takes a sip of water* Yeah... I see... so why’d you become a Quincy? ZF: *shrugs* To fight for Kakariko. SW: *drinks some more* Are you sure that it wasn’t for your mother? ZF: Pfft, who’d do that for such a stupid old woman? SW: ... ZF... Sir SW? SW: ... The water’s gone. ZF: *stands up abruptly* THE WATER’S GONE?! WHAT?! YOU FINISHED IT AGAIN!? YOU DRANK TOO MUCH IN ONE TURN DAMMIT!! SW: Chill... it’s only natural that the water would eventually be gone. ZF: YOU DRANK IT ALL!!! THAT’S NOT NATURAL!!! DON’T TALK LIKE IT EVAPORATED!!! AT LEAST EVAPORATION IS NATURAL!!! ... Heh. There’s no other way to continue... SW: Yeah... ZF: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!!! SW: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!!! ZF: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!!! SW: ROCK PAPER SCISSORS!!! After several rounds where they both tied.... ZF: ROCK... SW: ...PAPER... AND SCISSORS! *stirkes a scissors* ZF: *uses paper* SW: HELL YEAH!!! I WON!!! I get the first attack. ZF: WHAT?! AGAIN!? THAT’S DIRTY!!! SW: It’s not MY fault you SUCK at Rock Paper Scissors!! ZF: How about this... the loser will go get more water! SW: And the winner gets to rest! ZF: *gets his spirit bow ready* IF you go easy.... SW: YOU'LL BE DEAD!!! And so continues the battle between the Quincy and the Soul Reaper... but what of Hanyou and Bobette? Hanyou: *picking out flowers from an abondoned flower stall* Bobette: Hanyou: *gives Bobette a bouquet, of sorts* And this is for the fair lady... Bobette: Thank you so much!!! *squeal* They’re all so pretty.... *smells them* Hanyou: Not as pretty as you, er, milady, er, COUGH! Bobette: *gives hanyou a kiss on the cheek* thank you. Hanyou: Don’t worry about it, silly. :) Meanwhile... at the courtyard... Alucard: HAH!!! See, even he couldn’t survive it. Which makes you, miss Kya, easy pickings... Precious: ALUCARD!!! STOP THIS NONSENSE, IT HAS GONE TOO FAR!!! Alucard: SHUT UP!!! I NEED TO SHOW HER HER PLACE!!! IF SHE DOES NOT LIVE UP TO OUR EXPECTATIONS, THERE IS NO NEED FOR HER TO LIVE!!! Rodney: THAT’S NOT TRUE! Alucard: oh? Rodney: She was part of our caravan way before she joined yours... she had a place with us, and I know that even though Donut is dead, he’d extend his hand of invitation for her to join us again. Silver: *pats Rodney on the back* That’s true. Alucard: So? *begins glowing darkly again* Kya: NOOO!!! *tries to move but can’t find the energy to* Alucard: Heh heh heh heh.... Rodney: *throws his kunai at Alucard* FIEND! Alucard: *turns and catches it* HA HA HA!!! YOU CAN’T STOP ME!!! I AM ALL– THONK. A rock flew and hit Alucard on the forehead. Alucard: Okay... who threw that... *stops glowing and rubs his head* Donut: I did. *emerges from the smoke, his right arm glowing with energy and all purple, black, and big all over* Invader: Whoa... K-mage: What in the heavens... Silver: I... I ... don’t know... Precious: Someone explain this!!! He’s ALIVE! Rodney: and his arm... what... Kya: That’s his Right Arm of the Giant... his special ability passed on through his family. *sniff* He has super strength through that arm... *sniff* ... and that’s why it’s all big and black and purple and stuff. *sniff* Kawaii: Well, it can’t beat Alucard’s Black Skin, I can tell you that much. Alucard: THAT’s RIGHT!!! BLACK... SKIN! *fires another beam at Donut* Donut: *catches the beam with his Right Arm, and collects it into a ball. He then throws it away from him.* Kawaii: o.O K-mage: O.o Invader: O.O Alucard: Feh.... The energy ball hits the Northern Tower, where the Throne room was. It rips through it in half, and the tower collapses. ... Meanwhile... At the SW and ZF battle... SW: OH BOY!!! LOOK, THAT TOWER FELL!!! ZF: Idiot... that was the Northern Tower... where the– SW: Isn’t that... ZF: THE THRONE ROOM!!! SW: HOLY CRAP!!! ZF: Whoever did that must be mucho powerful.... we should stay away. SW: Like chickens? ZF: Like chickens. SW: Fine... let’s continue. Don’t forget, you’ll be getting water for me. ZF: Ha ha, my butt cheeks I will you little punk.... I’ll be resting soon. END of KG DREAMER: PART SEVEN of KAKARIKO PALACE! KG DREAMER: KP ED THEME: “Hikari” by Utada Hikaru Hanyou: Did you hear that? Bobette: *eating some ice cream* Nope. Hanyou: funny, neither did I. Edited August 26, 2007 by mdonut281 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) Meanwhile... in the Palace Courtyard.... Precious: ... wtf... Kawaii: He completely deflected it. Very nice. K-mage: More like chewed it and spit it out... I’m still shocked. Alucard launched a lethal Black Skin attack at Donut... and with his augmented arm Donut just flung it away! Resulting in the destruction of one of the Palace’s towers.... Alucard: Pfft. I can just whip up another– Kawaii: Lord Alucard, I request a motion. Alucard: <_ what is it> Kawaii: That we make a retreat. This will be a losing battle... Lady K-mage predicts. K-mage: *closing her eyes and having her aura swirl around her* Yes... the most valuable tactic to take now is to retreat.... and clench victory in the future. Precious: the future?! You mean you still intend to attack again!? K-mage: of course. *smiles* Meanwhile... in town, where SW, ZF, Hanyou and Bobette are... ZF: YES!!! WINNER!!! SW: *lying on the ground* Yeah, but that was like, one round out of five... I handed your Bum to you four times before you were able to win. ZF: Don’t ruin the moment!!! Go fetch the water my Bimble! HA HA HA!!! *lies down* SW: yeah yeah... give me a few minutes. *goes off to fill the water bottle* ZF: Wait... where’d the baron and Lady Bobette go? Meanwhile... in a room in an Inn... Hanyou: No, milady, not there... you musn’t, I mean, not now... Bobette: *giggle* Why not? It’s okay... you don’t have to worry about a thing.... Hanyou: That’s what you said earlier!!! And look what happened... Bobette: But you enjoyed it, didn’t you? Hanyou: ... *blushes* .... yeah.... Bobette: Then this wouldn’t be any different!!! Come on... please? *puppy dog / angelic look* Hanyou: *sigh* Okay... silly. Bobette: YAY!!! Hanyou: Go easy now... Bobette starts tickling Hanyou’s feet like crazy. Hanyou: HA HA HA!!! *laughs out of ticklishness* Bobette: *stops* Wow... it’s funny tickling the bejeebies out of you... hee hee Hanyou: Yeah... *panting heavily* Bobette: Oh come on, it wasn’t that bad. This time was even shorter than the time I tickled your side. Hanyou: *shrugs* Well, I guess time flies when you’re with the one you love... Bobette: *blushes* Hanyou: *blushes even more* Erm... let’s go back outside... see how the idiots are doing... Bobette: Yah! I hope Sir Quincy won! Hanyou and Bobette head outside. SW: *cruising with ZF* Yeah, so I was thinking, since I’m so sexy and all, maybe you could introduce me to some of the ladies around Kakariko Palace. ZF: You know, that just might be possible. If you weren’t so NOT sexy... heh heh. SW: What? Come on, I am SOOOOO sexy. ZF: Not as sexy as I am. Hanyou: *approaches them with Bobette* So are you two done? ZF: Come on milord, out of me and the Soul Reaper, who is more sexy? SW: *wink* Hanyou: *sigh* This is a heavy decision for me to make.... SW: YEAH!? Bobette: Go on... Hanyou: *sigh* ZF: ... SW: ... Bobette:... You could cut the tension with a knife. Apparently who is sexier is THAT important. Hanyou: I’ve decided. SW: YEAH!? IT’S ME, ISN’T IT?! Hanyou: *slaps both of them on the head* I’m sexier than you both, and that’s that. Come Lady Bobette, let’s go see if the Prince is alright. Bobette: *nods* okay! *follows Hanyou away* ZF: ... I’m second sexiest. SW: NO WAY!!! ZF: Long hair is SOOOOOO sexy you know. SW: For GAY people... ZF: ... come on, let’s follow them. D: SW: *shrugs* Whatever. OP Theme song: “The Hero Dies in this One” by The Ataris DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~KAKARIKO PALACE PART... EIGHT!!! The conclusion to Kakariko Palace: The Last of a Void War Precious: You... you people really don’t like me do you? K-mage: I thought it was obvious. Invader: Your mediocre ways of ruling have gone on for too long.... it’s about time someone showed you your place. Kawaii: Now is not that moment. RIGHT, Lord Alucard? Alucard: *spits at Donut* Right... it is NOT the right moment... to obliterate you. K-mage: See? So we’ll come back and finish the job... Alucard: That will be your darkest hour... I’ll make sure of it. Invader: *whistles and her dragon comes out of the sky, next to them* Well, our ride’s here. Kawaii: That’s our cue!!! ;) K-mage: *gets on the dragon with Kawaii and Invader* Until next time! Alucard: Feh... you can keep Kya, she’s of no use to us anymore. Invader: Well I wouldn’t say that... Alucard: *gets on* LET’S GO!!! Invader: So hasty... sheesh. The dragon flies away, towards the Lanky Woods... leaving Precious, Kya, Donut, Silver, and Rodney in the courtyard. Rodney: ... Precious: ... Silver: ... hey! Precious: huh? Silver: I just noticed that Donut’s arm... it’s back to normal. Donut: *checks his arm, and it is* I never noticed it change... wow. Precious: Well, I thank you for your services Donut... if you excuse me, I need to check on Lady Blaire and Lady EPF. Rodney, Silver, would you please come with me... Rodney: Uh, okay sir. I guess. *walks away with Precious* Silver: See you later, Donut. Take care of Kya for us, okay? *walks off with Precious and Rodney* Kya: *still lying by the tree, wounded* Donut: *walks over to her and helps her sit up* Are you okay? Kya: *winces* yeah... I’ll be okay... thanks to you, Donut. Donut: *smiles* Hey, no problem. Just as long as you’re okay, then we’re all cool like that. Kya: hee hee... thanks. Donut: Come on Kya, how long were we together in the caravan? I’d always fight to defend you and be by your side... our friendship is that strong, right? Kya: Um... Donut... could you call me Muki-chan from now on? Donut: ??? But I thought only your closest friends called you that... I mean, someone like me– Kya: Someone like you would be one of my closest and bestest of friends, Donut. Please... could you? *holds his hand* Donut: Sure, Muki-chan. Anything for you. *smiles* Kya: yes!!! ^–^ I’m really tired though... *yawn* I think... I’ll take a little nap... *falls asleep in Donut’s arms* Donut: ... *blushes* Hanyou, SW, ZF, and Bobette appear on the scene. Donut: Ah, Lord Hanyou. I see you’ve found my friend, SW.... Hanyou: Yes... and I see you have Lady Kya... who’s asleep? Donut: Alucard and the rest of the assassination team have retreated. Hanyou: Good... for they would’ve met defeat have they crossed my lines... SW: You know what, enough chattering. Let’s get Kya to a healer, have a nice meal, and get some rest. We had a hard earned victory!!! Bobette: That sounds like a great idea!!! Lord Hanyou? Hanyou: Why not. Let’s go. ZF: And so, with these parting moments, we leave with the last of this void war. Hanyou: ... SW: ... Hey Sir ZF. ZF: Eh? SW: I beat your Bum quite easily... that wasn’t a hard earned victory for me, it was one of the EASIEST!!! *laughs* ZF: ... <_> Donut: Yo, Quincy. ZF: Yes? Donut: What happened to them? ZF: What happened.... to who? Donut: YOUR BUTT CHEEKS!!! *laughing* Hanyou: *sigh* Let’s go. Bobette: *hugs his arm* yes sir! Meanwhile.... in the Palace... Precious: *signs something* and that does it. Blaire: I can’t believe you’re doing this. Precious: *sigh* Neither can I, Lady Blaire, neither can I. EPF: *sniff* Precious: Make an announcement. I wish to address the entire city of Kakariko. L:HoT: yes sir. *salutes and goes off to do it* The Next Day... at Kakariko Palace, where everyone in Kakariko is gathered outside... Precious: *steps onto the balcony and waves to the crowd below* Crowd: *Cheers loudly* Precious: Ladies, gentlemen, kids of all ages, I come to you now, as your prince. Crowd: *cheers* Precious: Although I come to you now, and announce my resignation of this royal title. Crowd: *CHEERS LOUDER* HOOOOOOOORAY!!!! Donut: *cracking up* Oh my... that is the funniest stuff I’ve ever seen. Hanyou: *snickers* I admit, it is quite humorous... Precious: .... Random crowd person: NOW HE WILL BE KING!!! Crowd: *cheers SUPER LOUD!* Precious: NO!!! You all have the wrong idea!!! Crowd: ... Random Crowd Person: HEY!!! NOW HE WILL BE QUEEEEN!!!! Crowd: *cheers at it’s loudest* LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!!! Precious: *throws down his royal beanie and pulls his hair* ARGH!!! Crowd: *throwing a party* God... Save the Queen.... for Queen Precious... is our Queen... Precious: I RESIGN MYSELF COMPLETELY FROM THIS CITY!!! Crowd: ... Precious: I have watched over you all for a long time... and I have decided that I no longer be part of this place. Apparently, there are some hell bent people who are not pleased with the way I lead you all... and after thinking about it, I have not lead you well. So as a result, I no longer am connected with the royal family, and donate myself to poverty. Crowd: *cheers* Precious: Taking my place will be Hanyou, as Emperor of Kakariko. Crowd: *cheers* Hanyou: *steps onto the balcony and waves* Precious: I now leave you with your Emperor for a few words. *goes into the palace* Hanyou: I’d like to start by introducing the royal court, first the Empress, Lady Bobette!!! Bobette: *steps out and waves* Hanyou: The Royal bodyguards... Sir and Lady Rodney and Silver!!! Rodney: *steps out and waves with Silver* Hanyou: The captains of the Royal Guard... SW, ZF, Donut, and Kya!!! SW, ZF, Donut, and Kya step out and wave. Hanyou: Now as my first act as Emperor... I will THROW CAPTAIN DONUT INTO JAIL FOR KNOCKING DOWN ONE OF THE TOWERS FOR KAKARIKO PALACE!!! Crowd: *cheers* Donut: WHAT?! Hanyou: *shrugs* SW: *grabs Donut by the arm* Well, sorry man. Don’t kill me, I’m just doing my job. ZF: *sigh* Why is someone as beautiful as me doing such a job as escorting you to prison? I mean, there’s this sick man who drinks his pee that is still in prison... Donut: <_> Later.... in the palace... Precious: *finishes packing* Well, that’s it. Blaire: *sniff* You’re going... and I was just starting to get used to being your friend... Silver: Indeed. We’ll miss you good sir. Precious: *nods* Thank you. Rodney: Be wary of brigands along the way now, you hear? Precious: Oh yes, don’t worry. Blaire: *sniff* Precious: Oh, if it’s that important, you can come along, Lady Blaire. Blaire: REALLY?! Precious: I need someone else to talk to other than Lady EPF. ;) Blaire: YAY!!! ZF: So uh, where will you be staying? Hanyou: At this handsome mansion... we cannot reveal the location to you, for privacy’s sake. ZF: Ah... I see. Precious: Well, we are off then!!! *waves to everyone* Hanyou: Good luck sir.. Farewell. SW: See ya man!!! ZF: It has been an honor to be a Quincy in your service. *bows* Silver: *waves* Don’t trip now. Rodney: Watch what you eat. Bobette: We’ll miss you dear sir!!! Precious: *sighs and wipes a tear from his eye* Blaire: Come on... we’ll keep Lady EPF waiting... she’s already there I’ve heard. Precious: Okay... Farewell everyone!!! *gives one last wave* Everyone waves and Precious & Blaire leave the Kakariko Palace hall. SW: *sigh* Kya: Um, I think I’ll go visit Sir Donut at the jail... Hanyou: I’m gonna go check out my throne!!! *all excited* Bobette: And mine too!!! *all excited* Rodney: Silver, let’s go for a walk. It’s a sunny day. Silver: okay. MoM: And so ends this tale of Kakariko Palace. There is another, however this is not the time for it. The Last of the Void War draws to a close, and the reign of Precious is ended. During the next few years, Emperor Hanyou sought peace, prosperity, and all that good stuff. However... trouble was brewing in Lanky Woods and the neighboring cities... unbeknownst to those living at Kakariko. Time will only tell what will unfurl for them all... Meanwhile... in the prison... Kya: I’ll see you tomorrow then, Donut. *waves and exits the jail* Donut: *sigh* TZ: Yeah... you watch, she’s gonna be the girl that saves me and who I’m gonna score with. Donut: *throws a rock at TZ’s head* TZ: OUCH!!! Donut: I can’t believe I’m stuck here with a guy who drinks his own pee... TZ: I DO NOT DAMMIT!!! WHY DON’T YOU SHUT UP!? Donut: Three years... you had better share some weed. TZ: I guess so. *someone enters the jail* HoT: *carrying some trays of food* Hello? Are there any people here? TZ: MY SAVIOR!!! MY ANGEL!!! MY– Donut: *throws another rock at him* Shaddup. HoT: Oh. So, uh, two? Donut: yep. HoT: *prepares the trays* I’m HoT, I’ll be catering food to you for a while. I’m from the Love Shrine, and we decided we should help the needy. Donut: I’m– TZ: SHE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT YOU!!! IT’S ALL ABOUT MEEEE!!! HoT: ... Donut: I’m Donut, nice to meet you, Lady HoT. HoT: *curtsies* Same here, sir Donut: :) TZ: WHAT ABOUT ME!? HoT: *curtsies* Same to you, Sir... TZ: Totally Z, at your service. HoT: I think TZ will suit you nicely. TZ: *shrugs* Donut: Hey, just between you and me Lady HoT, uh, he drinks his own urine. TZ: NO I DO NOT!! CONFONNIT!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ARE YOU DAFT?! HoT: ;; END of KG DREAMER, KAKARIKO PALACE: The Last of a Void War KG DREAMER: KP ED THEME: “THANK YOU” by Home Made Kazoku Edited August 26, 2007 by mdonut281 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 (edited) Once upon a time, a group of invaders came to Kakariko. They were all taken differently, some with open arms and some with a prejudice. Eventually this was a catalyst for the rebellion created for killing the Prince of Kakariko Palace. After an unsuccessful revolt, the rebellion retreated. An Emperor was crowned as the Prince stepped down from his royal rank. And so ends this tale of Kakariko Palace. There is another, however this is not the time for it. The Last of the Void War draws to a close, and the reign of Precious is ended. During the next few years, Emperor Hanyou sought peace, prosperity, and all that good stuff. However... trouble was brewing in Lanky Woods and the neighboring cities... unbeknownst to those living at Kakariko. Time will only tell what will unfurl for them all... THREE YEARS LATER... Meanwhile... at the palace... Kya: *sitting down on the balcony on a bright summers day* Bobette: *walks in* Why Lady Kya, hello there! Kya: *turns around* Hey Empress Bobette! *does a short bow* Bobette: *blushes* Oh no... you don’t have to do that. You’re a friend, after all, you can just call me Bobette Kya: Okie dokie! So how are things with Hanyou? Bobette: *sits on a chair next to Kya* Well... simply put, they are going swell. Kya: Yeah.. After he helped the kingdom out of poverty and brought a prospering age for its citizens, I’d imagine he’s quite popular. Bobette: Yes, yes. Kya: What of Silver and Rodney? Are they okay? Bobette: Well, Lady Silver’s been promoted to a General, Sir Rodney declined that position to remain a Captain. He said he got more battle experience as one. Kya: Oh... I see. Bobette: And what of you, Lady Kya? I heard you stopped visiting Sir Donut. Kya: Yes... when he started having a relationship with that girl, HoT... I decided not to get in the way. Bobette: Oh... I see. MoM: *walks in* Greetings... ah, what a fine afternoon it is. Kya: *waves* Hey Lady MoM! Yeah, isn’t it nice? Bobette: *nods* Very splendid indeed. MoM: I couldn’t stop myself from over hearing your discussion... Kya: That’s okay! At least you came to join us! MoM: Well, yes, and I carry news. Bobette: Hmm? MoM: Well, since it has been troubling you, It seems Sir Donut has stopped having a relationship with Lady HoT. Kya: o.o Really?! MoM: *smiles* Yes, things were going smooth until her term for doing community service for the jail ended, and she stopped coming around less often. Eventually she came by at last after one of her long absences and he broke it up. Bobette: Oh... I heard that... Kya: So is he still down there? MoM: Actually, the other half to the news was that he was released today. Kya: WHAT?! MoM: Yes, didn’t you count? It’s been three years. Kya: *gets up quickly* Um, if you may excuse me, I’m gonna go now. Bobette: Not a problem. *smiles and nods* Kya: Bye Lady Bobette! Farewell Lady MoM!!! *runs for the jail* MoM: By the way, where is Emperor Hanyou? Bobette: Early in the morning, he said he had to attend to something. Hasn’t been back since. Meanwhile... at the jail... Kya: *bursts in* DONUT!!! TZ: HEY!!! IT’S MY SAVIOR!!! COME AND FREE ME AND LET’S GET SCORIN!!! Kya: ... where’s Sir donut? TZ: What?! You’re lookin for HIM!? Kya: ... it would seem so... TZ: That punk left this morning!!! The Emperor said today would be the day of his release, but he personally came by and picked him up. Kya: Really... and where did they go? TZ: *snickers* It’s not where did they go... but what are they doing. Kya: O.O WHAT ARE THEY DOING!? TZ: Hanyou’s conditions were that if he brings him out early, he would get to fight Mr. Pastry. And what did Mr. Pastry do? He argreed. Kya: ?! Where are they?! TZ: You know Ka’ena Point, that huge cliff above the coast? That’s where they’re fighting... to the death. Meanwhile... at Ka’ena Point... Hanyou: Well, how does it feel, living right before you’re about to die? Donut: Well, I have to say it beats being led by YOU for SIX HOURS!!! Hanyou: Don’t be daft, it takes a long time to get here. Donut: IDIOT! You had no sense of direction!!! THAT’S WHY IT TOOK US A LONG TIME TO GET HERE!!! Hanyou: so are you saying I got you lost? Donut: *flicks a pebble at Hanyou’s head* Duh. Hanyou: Heh... *rubs the spot where he got hit* Well, draw your sword. It’s time we finished this... and found out who is stronger. Donut: Blah blah blah... *draws Falchion* I’ll gladly bring your pompous Bum down to your knees. Hanyou: I’m glad Alucard didn’t kill you... I should have the only privelege of ending your life. As for how... I think Durandal, my blazing dragon slaying sword– Donut: You come at me with that, I’ll break it in half. *grins* Hanyou: As I was saying... Durandal is too good for you, you don’t deserve its wrath. *brings out his two battle axes* These are what will end it for you. Donut: Touchie.... Hanyou: <_ it touche dammit. learn your french.> OP Theme song: Boule DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~KAKARIKO PALACE: Dark Side of the Universe [blinded and Bleeding Mix] Meanwhile... Kya is frantically seeking help from Lady MoM throughout Kakariko Palace... Kya: LADY MoM!!!! *checks one room, it’s empty, gets out and checks another* LADY MoM!!! Bobette: *steps out* Lady Kya, what on earth... Kya: It’s Sir Donut. And Emperor Hanyou! Bobette: Huh!? Kya: They’re fighting!!! They’re fighting!!! *panicking* Bobette: Oh my... I didn’t think he’d actually go through with it... Kya: WHAT?! YOU MEAN HE PLANNED THIS FROM THE START?! Bobette: Yeah, he had something to settle, like– Meanwhile... at the Battle... Hanyou: I WILL BE THE ONLY ONE TO KILL YOU!!! Donut: *wipes his brow* That so? Well... you’re not doing too much of a good job are ya? Hanyou: *spits at him* Hanyou is heavily bleeding from a few wounds... and had his axes cut in half. Donut: Your style with those two axes was to slow... there were many openings. As you know, I’m a fast guy, and WHOO, I sure showed you how fast, huh? Hanyou: *brings out a glass orb* Donut: What’s that...? Hanyou: A present from Miss Do-it-all, Lady Kya.... Donut: ??? Hanyou: Yes, she is an all around fighter, being able to fight well AND heal well... and this is one of her healing orbs. I just focus while holding it and.... *closes his eyes and his wounds heal* I’m fresh from the box. Donut: Tch... well, what’re gonna do now? Hanyou: Kill you with my Durandual, of course. *brings out Durandual and wields with a battle ready stance* Donut: ...more huge giant crap? Oh please... spare me the drama. Hanyou: It’s “SO THE DRAMA”, not “SPARE ME THE DRAMA”!!! Donut: goodness, is THAT what you do in your spare time? Disney channel?! Hanyou: Heh. My move. *leaps forward and takes a swing at Donut* Donut: *parries it away and kicks him in the face* HA! Hanyou: Heh heh heh... strike one.... Back at the palace... MoM: Okay, so you need to know what’s happening? Bobette and Kya: YES!!! YES!!! MoM: *brings out the big screen digital TV for special viewing* Well... we just need to find the appropriate channel.... Bobette: *uses her powers to pinpoint Hanyou’s location* Ah... too many places to search... Kya: OH! KA’ENA POINT!!! THAT’S WHAT TZ SAID!!! Bobette: T-L-C? What? Kya: The poor young man who drinks his own urine. TZ: *from the dungeons* I HEARD THAT!!! MoM: Ka’ena point it is. *closes her eyes and focuses, then Donut and Hanyou’s battle comes up on screen* Bobette: Hanyou!!! Kya: Donut!!! MoM: Ka’ena Point... a fine place to duel... Kya: *strangles her neck* THEY’RE FIGHTING TO THE DEATH!!! ONE OF THEM IS GONNA DIE!!! MoM: Oh. Well, in that case... *releases herself* ... Bobette: Yes? MoM: Who’re you going for? Place your bets now, you may never get the chance. Kya: DONUT! Bobette: HANYOU! MoM: Now let’s watch to see who wins the pot... which will be... 999 RUPEES!! Kya: $,$ Bobette: $_$ Meanwhile... at Ka’ena point... Donut: *blocks Hanyou’s slash for the seventh time, panting heavily* What the poo... am I losing this much energy already? Why does... Falchion feel so heavy... *holding it, it makes a huge THUD as the end falls into the ground* Hanyou: Heh heh heh.... This is made for things to block it, it is Durandual’s special ability ... as more things resist it’s will, them ore they bend to it... eventually the weapon they wield gets so heavy they will end up bending down to me, a perfect position for me to land the final blow. A few more hits, eh Pastry? Can you lift it? Donut: *lifts it up very slowly* Yeah... I can lift it.... Hanyou: Good. Two more hits should do it. *smiles and leaps forward, preparing to strike Donut* Donut: *activates his Right Arm of the Giant and lifts up the sword with ease* COME GET SOME OF THIS, HAIRY MAN! Hanyou: OH HO HO... don’t be so quick to make such hasty remark! *swings his sword at Donut* Donut: *dodges it* like I said... Hanyou. *makes a motioning with his right hand* Come get some. Hanyou: And so beings round two... ha ha ha ha.... Meanwhile... at Kakariko Palace... Kya: *stamps her foot* I can’t take it anymore!!! I need to see him!!!! GRR!!! MoM: Huh??? Why? Kya: If I give him moral support, he can win! And if he makes hanyou admit defeat, I know he won’t kill him! It’s not in his nature. Bobette: So he fights for fun?! Kya: No... it’s just that when someone surrenders, he beleives they shouldn’t die. Bobette: OH! Yes, yes! Then go! Go and give him moral support!!! That way my man can still live MoM: One thing... how’re you gonna get there? Kya: One word, milady: Shyunpo. *wink* At the battle site... Donut: AERIAL BOOST HACK!!! *makes a swift airborne slice to Hanyou* Hanyou: *blocks it in time* HAH! Donut: Damn.... that was... the seventh... *with both hands holding the sword the sword plunges into the ground* Hanyou: YES! SEVENTH!!! WHICH MAKES FOURTEEN TOTAL!!! Donut: *struggling to pull it out* AAAAAAHHHHHHHRGH! *fails* Hanyou: no matter how many times you try, even with that arm, you can’t pull it out. Donut: *pours energy from his arm into the sword, is glowing ablaze with energy* DAAAAAAAAAAMIT!!! COOOOOOOME OUT ALREADY!!! *smoke starts coming from his hands wrapped around the hilt* Hanyou: *sniffs* Hmm, I think something’s burning.... Donut: nothing’s burning, you idiot!!! Hanyou: Oh? *looks at Donut’s hands and the hilt of the sword* Having trouble? Donut: *checks his hands* DAMMIT! For some reason, my hands melded the metal onto my hands!!! MY HANDS ARE FREAKING STUCK, DAMMIT!! *winces* IT BURNS!!! Hanyou: *evil maniacal laugh* Well... I must finish you off... for your sake and for mine. Donut: *tries to pull free* OUCH! Even when I pull free, IT STILL FREAKING BURNS!!! *tries again* I’M STUCK!!! DAMMIT HANYOU, HELP ME OUT HERE!!! Hanyou: Pity... you’re so pathetic right now. *raises Durandual* Now I will unleash its OTHER ability... called the Senbonzakuya Kageyoshi. *smiles* Donut: ...? Hanyou: BAN... KAI! Senbonzakuya... KAGEYOSHI!!! *all of the blade from his sword disappears, leaving the hilt* All around them, Cherry Blossom (Sakura) petals are falling down. Donut: Sakura petals...? What the hell? Hanyou: My Ban Kai attack is special... it gets rid of my defense to increase my attack. And those aren’t Sakura petals... those are pieces of my blade, with the sun’s reflection giving off a pink color... Donut: WHAT?! There’s... THOUSANDS OF THEM!!! Hanyou: Millions. And they would all come down and cut you to pieces. A million cuts of death, all at once. You wouldnt’ be recognizable by any means after my attack, much less ALIVE... Donut: *sweat* Hanyou: So just for you... I’m gonna lessen the attack range to just your body, I’ll make my “petals” drill a hole in you... and since there’s so many, I’ll make it a nice, clean hole too. Doesn’t that sound... fun? *grins evily* But at the palace... MoM: Shyunpo?! The instant flash method!? Kya: Yep! All I have to do is think of the place, and focus, and POOF! I can teleport there immediately. Bobette: That sounds good!!! Go for it!!! Good Luck! Kya: Thanks!!! *concentrates* Shyunpo...level five... RELEASE! *disappears in a flash* MoM: Wow, we got so caught up in this shyunpo talk that we haven’t watched the battle... Bobette: Where’s Hanyou’s blade? And why’s there flowers? Is this a movie? Meanwhile... at Ka’ena Point... Hanyou: GO, MY BAN KAI!!! DRILL A HOLE INTO HIM HOW MUCH I HAVE WON AGAINST HIM, HOW MUCH MORE POWERFUL I AM THAN HIM!!! Right then, and there, I had a bad feeling. Something bad was gonna happen. The blades swirl together and start to rapidly come towards Donut. Something’s gonna go wrong. Someone... someone’s gonna get hurt... Hanyou: SAY GOOD BYE!!! THEY’RE GETTING CLOSER!!! This is it. Oh well, whatever was gonna happen, happen now, nothing could be worse than me dying. I think I’ll close my eyes, just in case. I really don’t want to see myself getting drilled into right now... A radiant FLASH erupts... and the air is filled with a spray of blood.... and the ground... is stained with pools of it. Donut: *opens his eyes slowly* OH MY– Hanyou: *stricken with horror* What the... how in the world... In a pool of blood, laying on the ground with a clean hole through her body, is Kya. _________________________________________ Torn: Okay, you know what, enough drama. *changes the channel* Alucard shows up on screen. Torn: Hmm, maybe HE might have something interesting to do... but that’ll have to wait. Nature’s calling and I have to answer... *gets out of the RPG control panel and goes to use the bathroom* KG DREAMER: KP ENDING THEME: Koda Kumi’s “1,000 no Kotoba [Original Mix]” END OF KG DREAMER, KAKARIKO PALACE: DARK SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE [blinded but Bleeding Mix] wow... some deep stuff... Kya has been hit by Hanyou’s most deadly attack!!! What a surprise!!! Will she live?! Will she die?! Only time will tell... in the meantime, check out the PREVIEW of the next KG DREAMER!!! That’s right, the previews have returned!!! Alucard: I will stay here, control them all from here. Remember, we must not lose this war. Kawaii: A three year hiatus, and suddenly you want to strike? Alucard: Of course. Why else have we been preparing for this day? Kawaii: I’m just testing you, of course. KG DREAMER~ KAKARIKO PALACE: DARK SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE [Countdown to the End Mix] (author’s notes: Countdown to the end... Gee, doesn’t THAT sound familiar...) Soldier: QUICK!!! ALERT ALL OF THE ROYAL GUARD, AND BRING GENERAL SILVER AND CAPTAIN RODNEY TO THE FRONT LINES!!! Silver: *walks in* We’re already here. What’s happening? Soldier: There’s... there’s... THERE’S TOO MANY OF THEM!!! Rodney: *walks in* Silver... time to use the move we’ve been practicing. Also time to prove science is so behind with it’s technology... since we can do it without machines. Silver: Yep. Let’s do this, Rodders. ____________________________________ Soldier: GENERAL!!! THE BUNSHIN ARE FAILING!!! Silver: NO CRAP, ONE HIT AND THEY DISAPPEAR!!! *blocks a hit and kills another zombie* Soldier: WE’RE BEING OVER RUN!!! Rodney: Time to kick it up a notch then... *brings out a spork* Let’s get psychedelic, baby. ___________________________________ From the smoke... arises a figure. Hanyou: Heh heh heh... heh heh heh heh... *walks slowly towards them* SW: WHAT THE! ZF: *has an arrow ready* Do I shoot?! DO I SHOOT?! *panicking* Hanyou: *grins with evil* I... will BREAK you... L:HoT: WHOOOO!!! YES, HE WILL BREAK YOU ALRIGHT!!! Kawaii: *slaps him silly* ________________________________ Hanyou: *crawls into the village square, everyone’s staring at him, bleeding madly* Villager: Hey, Milord, do you need some help? *offers a hand* Hanyou: Yes... your life will go towards the safety and welfare of Kakariko.... Village: eh? Hanyou: *grabs the villager’s hand and uses his powers to suck out the life of the villager and restore himself back to normal* Ah... That felt good. Now to get out of these blood stained pants... Goodness, who wears pants these days anyway? *sigh* ____________________________ ENJOY! Edited August 26, 2007 by mdonut281 Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 19, 2007 Meanwhile... at Ka’ena Point... Hanyou: GO, MY BAN KAI!!! DRILL A HOLE INTO HIM HOW MUCH I HAVE WON AGAINST HIM, HOW MUCH MORE POWERFUL I AM THAN HIM!!! The blades swirl together and start to rapidly come towards Donut. Hanyou: SAY GOOD BYE!!! THEY’RE GETTING CLOSER!!! A radiant FLASH erupts... and the air is filled with a spray of blood.... and the ground... is stained with pools of it. Donut: *opens his eyes slowly* OH MY– Hanyou: *stricken with horror* What the... how in the world... In a pool of blood, laying on the ground with a clean hole through her body, is Kya. Donut: MUKI-CHAN!!! *finally frees his hands from the sword’s hilt and runs to her side, turning off his arm* Kya: *smiles weakly* Ha ha... after all these years, you still remember to call me that. That’s great. Donut: What are you doing here?! *shakes Kya* Kya: Well... I thought if I gave you some moral support, then you’d win, silly. Donut: But.... look what happened to you... *starts to tear* If it weren’t for me, then you wouldn’t– Kya: *touches Donut’s arm* If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t be so happy right now, even though I’m about to die. Donut: !!!! DON’T DIE!!! THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO!!! *breaks out in tears* DON’T DIE!!! Hanyou: Lady Kya, I’m sorry, but you will meet Sir Donut in heaven. Kya: huh..? Hanyou: *charges up* THIS WILL BE THE END... YOU MELODRAMATIC FREAK!!! Donut: *stands up and charges his RaoG* Stay where you are... and your life will be spared. Hanyou: You know what I do? I bite my thmub at thee. *bites his thumb at Donut* Why do I bite my thumb at thee? Because you’re a blind. Where do you get this confidence? This confidence you have is blinding you from the truth... Donut: Truth? Everything that comes out of your mouth is dripping with BS. Hanyou: Heh heh heh.... Your funeral. *rushes towards him with his sword* Donut: See? Right there, perfect example. B freaking S. OP Theme song: Sabomaster’s “Seishun Kyousoukyoku” DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~KAKARIKO PALACE: Dark Side of the Universe [Countdown to the End] Meanwhile... at Geffen, which lies beyond the Lanky Woods... Alucard: It is good that we relocated to my city. Now all the troops have ROOM. K-mage: Hah, they had room in the Lanky Woods. Invader: Actually, we have enough soldiers to fill up Lanky Woods... there wouldn’t be enough room. Kawaii: ANYWAY.... K-mage: I’ve enahnced them all with spells for strength and skill. There’s one downfall however.... Kawaii: yes, they– Alucard: Don’t speak of it. There may be spies lurking about. Kawaii: Ah... very smart. Alucard: I will stay here, control them all from here. Remember, we must not lose this war. Kawaii: A three year hiatus, and suddenly you want to strike? Alucard: Of course. Why else have we been preparing for this day? Kawaii: I’m just testing you, of course. K-mage: Yes... I will also remain here with Lady Invader to control the second and third squads, respectively. Kawaii: K-mage, get the shyunpo portal ready for mass teleportation. Lady Invader, get the Cloak orb. I’m gonna be needing it. Invader: Yes, milady. *goes off to get the Cloak orb* Alucard: *gets up* Kawaii. Kawaii: *turns around* Yes? What is it? Alucard: *pulls her close and kisses her* Don’t die on me now. Kawaii: Oh yeah right... me, die? You make me laugh, Alucard. But enough with this, I have to go prepare. I’ll see you there. Alucard: okie dokie. *winks* Kawaii: ... don’t evver do that again. Alucard: Oh, okay. Meanwhile... at the entrance to Kakariko Palace... Soldier: *making his rounds, whistling* Rodney: *sticks his head out the window* HEY! YOU! Soldier: *looks up* Yes Captain? Rodney: Do you.... smell something? Soldier: *sniffs* No... Rodney: Hmmm... there’s something wrong here... *pulls his head back in* Soldier: *shrugs, then goes over to a bush to pee* la la la... la la HOLY Poop! *runs back to Rodney’s office* CAPTAIN!!! CAPTAIN!!! Rodney: What is it now, grunt? HEY! PUT YOUR PANTS ON!!! Soldier: *pulls up his pants* There’s something you oughta see, Captain.... Rodney: assemble the Palace army and the Royal Guard. I’ll be off to get General Silver. Soldier: BUT YOU DIDN’T EVEN SEE WHAT’S THERE YET!!! Rodney: I like surprises. *poofs* Soldier: *grabs a microphone* PALACE ARMY! ROYAL GUARD! ASSEMBLE RANKS AT THE NORTHERN GATES!!! ALL OTHER CITIZENS STAY INDOORS!!! Royal guardsman: *comes in* WHAT’S THIS ABOUT?! Soldier: *drags him outside to look over the palace walls* Loook... Royal guardsman: well blow me down... Beyond the city walls are a sea of Kisachi clones, all rearing and yelling to fight, trying to break down the wall. Soldier: QUICK!!! ALERT ALL OF THE ROYAL GUARD, AND BRING GENERAL SILVER AND CAPTAIN RODNEY TO THE FRONT LINES!!! Silver: *walks in* We’re already here. What’s happening? Soldier: There’s... there’s... THERE’S TOO MANY OF THEM!!! *faints* Silver: How did this much... things... get here undetected? What the hell is going on here? Rodney: *walks in* Silver... time to use the move we’ve been practicing. Silver: Yep. Let’s do this, Rodders. Rodney: *turns to face the assembled army and guards* My fellow soldiers, comrades. We have fought alongside each other for three years, to fight for freedom, for peace, to fight for what we believe in. Now, we face an enormous threat. I don’t know if you’ve seen what’s behind these walls, but when you do, death will be staring you right in the face. I WANT YOU ALL TO GET DEATH, AND CUT OFF THEIR BUMS, JUST SO THEY CAN’T MAKE A POOPIE TONIGHT!!!! *raises fist in air* The army cheers. Rodney: This is your finest hour, men. God speed. *turns around to Silver* Okay.... ready? Silver: I was born ready, Rodders. *leaps off the wall into the sea of Kisachis* Rodney: BANG! *jumps off the wall towards the sea of Kisachis* Silver: KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!!! (Shadow Clone technique) A hundred shadow clones of Silver appear and leap into the thick of battle. Rodney: MIZU BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!!! (Water Clone Technique) Five Hundred water clones of Rodney appear and start to fight. At the same time, the gates are swung open and the soldiers of Kakariko being to square off with the Kisachis. Kisachi clone: NYAH!!! *comes and tries to hit Silver* Silver: *dodges it and lands a punch in the gut of the Kisachi* Kisachi Clone: !!! *poofs and disappears in a puff of smoke* Silver: ... they’re Bunshin clones too? ARGH! *blocks another attack, then makes the attacker go poof* Meanwhile... at Ka’ena Point... Donut: *kicks Hanyou in the face, Isshin Style* Hanyou: *stabs Donut right through the leg with his sword* both of them howl in pain. Donut: Dammit... just... freaking... admit defeat already you hair bastard.... Hanyou: You... first... you pastry. Donut: *sighs* How long have we been at this?! I mean, are we jsut gonna keep going at it, hitting each other, until eternity?! Hanyou: I don’t know.... hey look! It’s Mr. Owl, the one who knows all about Toostie Pops! Mr. Owl: *sitting in a tree* Kya: ... *still laying on the ground, not bleeding as much though* Hanyou: YES!!! LET’S GO ASK MR. OWL HOW MANY HITS DOES IT TAKE TO KILL A GUY! Donut: You know what? What the heck, let’s do it. Kya: *sweat* this is taking long.... Some avenger Donut is.... <_> Mr. Owl’s tree is right next to the edge of the cliff. Hanyou: *runs towards Mr. Owl’s tree* MR. OWL!!! MR. OWL!!! MR. OWL!!! MR– Hanyou loses his balance and trips and falls over the edge of the cliff into a watery grave. :) Donut: ... Kya: DONUT! HE’S GONE! NOW WOUILD BE A GOOD TIME TO COME AND COMFORT ME!!! >. Donut: OH! Yeah! *rushes over to Kya’s side* Muki-chan, how are you doing? Kya: I... I... see a light.... Donut: NO! STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT!!! MUKI-CHAN!!! *shakes Kya* Kya: *slaps Donut* NEXT TIME DON’T TAKE SO LONG!!! *from all her screaming, one of her semi-healed wounds open up again* AHHH! *tries to stop the bleeding* Donut: .... so... um... No offense, but what are we gonna do with that hole in your body? Kya: Oh? This? Why we’ll heal it of course! Donut: Eh? Kya: We’ll heal it. Yup yup! It’ll take some energy, but I know a spell that puts me to sleep and immediately heals any and all wounds and then I come back like brand new!!! ^-^v Donut: Then why didn’t you do that then?! *slaps his forehead* Kya: Well.... I kinda need your help. Donut: ??? Kya: You’ll need to hold me, allow me to lay in your arms. Donut: WhaT?! Why?! Kya: THAT’S PART OF IT!!! IT’S A TWO PERSON SPELL!!! Grrr... >. Donut: Sorry, sorry.... *sits on the ground and holds Kya in his arms* Kya: ... what’re you doing? Donut: Holding you. Kya: I need it to be more of a hug. ^-^ Or a cuddle, yes, a cuddle is good. Donut: ... Oookay. Kya: COME ON!!! I’M DYING HERE!!! Donut: *cuddles with Muki-chan* Are you sure we’re doing this right? Kya: *closes her eyes and an aura surrounds her. She goes to sleep while the aura works on her wounds* Donut: *feeling slightly awkward, yet kinda at ease* Meanwhile... At the battlefield... Soldier: GENERAL!!! THE BUNSHIN ARE FAILING!!! Silver: NO CRAP, ONE HIT AND THEY DISAPPEAR!!! *blocks a hit and kills another zombie* Soldier: WE’RE BEING OVER RUN!!! Rodney: Time to kick it up a notch then... *brings out a spork* Let’s get psychedelic.... MIZU BUNSHIN!!!! AERIAL FORMATION!!!! Rodney and all his water clones jump up high in the air. Rodney: NOW!!! All the Rodneys throw a spork down at a Kisachi, and then make a huge chunk of them disappear. The guards down below give a cheer. Rodney: *lands on the ground and keeps fighting* Darn it! That still wasn’t enough, there’s still a good 500,000!!! And I’m down on my last 40 Mizu Bunshin! Silver: Well, I don’t have enough energy to make some more Kage Bunshin! Don’t blame me! AH! *gets knocked in the face and falls down, unconscious* Rodney: SILVER!!! *rushes by her side, fighting off the Kisachi clones* Darn it... we need back up.... now.... Two figures appear on the great wall of Kakariko. SW: DID SOMEONE ASK FOR REINFORCEMENTS?! ZF: BECAUSE THE QUINCY SOUL REAPER DYNAMIC DUO HAS ARRIVED ON THE SCENE!!! Rodney: *smiles* About time they got here... ZF: LET’S MAKE MINCE MEAT OUT OF THESE CLONES, SW!!! SW: STOP MAKING CORNY JOKES, ZF, AND FIGHT!!! ZF: *generates a large bow with multiple arrows loaded* FIRE!!! *launches it, killing off more Kisachis* SW: GAARA!!! FLOW, LET’s GO! SABAKUKYUU!!! BURY THOSE CREEPS WITH YOUR DESERT COFFIN!!! *SW’s blade of his sword turns into sand and proceeds to killing off whatever Kisachi clones it finds* Soldier: We’re.... saved..... Meanwhile... at the cliff.... Donut: *still holding Kya in his arms, or according to her, more of a “hug”* Kya: *her aura goes away, and all her wounds, including that big hole, are healed* Donut: it worked! Yes! Wake up Muki-chan! *shakes her gently* Kya: *opens her eyes slowly* It’s so great waking up in your arms... you know that? Donut: you looked so peaceful, so beautiful when you were sleeping, you know that? Kya: hee hee Thanks for helping me out, Sir Donut. *kisses Donut on the cheek* Donut: *blush* You’re welcome... and don’t you worry, next time something like this happens, I’ll make sure you don’t get hurt. Kya: I’ll keep that in mind ^.^ Come on, let’s use my Shyunpo to teleport back to the palace. *holds Donut’s hand* Shyunpo, Level Five, RELEASE!!! *Kya and Donut disappear in a flash* Meanwhile... on the battlefield... After the rapid extermination of the Kisachis by SW and ZF, there is a lot of smoke around the whole battlefield, making things quite foggy and smoky. Rodney: *carry silver* I’m gonna take her to a healer, okay? Take care of things around here. ZF: Yes Captain! SW: You’ve got it. *Wink* Rodney walks off towards the city. Ominous Voice: Heh heh heh.... HEH HEH HEH.... SW: Poop man, what was that?! ZF: *shiver* Ominous Voice: HEH HEH HEH... HEH HEH HEH HEH..... From the smoke... arises a figure. Hanyou: Heh heh heh... heh heh heh heh... *walks slowly towards them* SW: WHAT THE! ZF: *has an arrow ready* Do I shoot?! DO I SHOOT?! *panicking* Hanyou: *grins with evil* I... will BREAK you... L:HoT: WHOOOO!!! YES, HE WILL BREAK YOU ALRIGHT!!! Kawaii: *slaps him silly* SW: IT’S GENERAL MINA!!! ZF: And L:HoT.... L:HoT: THAT’S RIGHT!!! WE’RE HERE TO OWN YOU GUYS!!! Hanyou: We are quite the pwners.... heh heh heh..... *clenches fist* SW: HEY KAWAII!!! THREE ON TWO ISN’T FAIR!!! Kawaii: I’m not getting involved. I’m just watching. ZF: GUYS VERSUS GIRLS ISN’T FAIR EITHER!!! Kawaii: Huh? SW: The Emperor, you know, he’s really an “empress”. *wink* L:HoT: SHADDUP PERV!!! I KNEW YOU WHEN YOU CHASED AFTER EVERY SINGLE GIRL, INCLUDING YOUR MOM!!! ZF: ... wtf SW? SW: THAT’S NOT TRUE!!! Hanyou: who cares. Let us through... and nobody gets hurt. ZF: I WILL SHOOT!!! I SWEAR I WILL SHOOT YOUR Bum DOWN MAN!!! Hanyou: *walks forward* ZF: *sweat, panicking* Hanyou: *walks forward some more* ZF: OH I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! *shoots Hanyou* Hanyou: *gets shot with a soul arrow* ... that’s interesting. *POOF in a puff of smoke* Meanwhile... at the bottom of the cliff of Ka’ena Point... on the coastline... Hanyou: I have to get back to Kakariko immediately.... the moment I knew it was in danger, I had to act... luckily my tree illusion worked, and the battle ended in a draw. *brings out a mirror* Lady Bobette!!! Bobette: *through the mirror* My lord! Hanyou: Beam me up, Bobby. ... Bobette: Don’t ever call me that.<_> Hanyou: Of course not, it was on accident, silly. Bobette: Oh, okay then! HANYOU IS ALIVE?! HOW WILL HE GET BACK TO KAKARIKO PALACE?! WHAT THE HECK IS L:HoT DOING ON KAWAII’S SIDE?! AND WHAT IS THE FATE FOR THE YOUNG SW AND ZF?! FIND OUT IN THE NEXT KG DREAMER!!! KG DREAMER: KP ENDING THEME: Koda Kumi’s “1,000 no Kotoba [Original Mix]” KG DREAMER~ KAKARIKO PALACE: DARK SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE [Countdown to the End] Coming in the next KG DREAMER!!! ~ Kya gets some serious action.... in her first KG Dreamer Battle! ~ L:HoT and Kawaii get serious too.... No, not “THAT” kind, jeez. ~ K-mage and Invader’s squadrons are deployed against Kakariko! ~ The Impossible Battle: The Two Armies versus The Fantastic Four! ~ And the planting of the seeds for the United Front.... Don’t forget the next KG Dreamer! KG DREAMER: KAKARIKO PALACE~ DARK SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE Countdown to the End 2 [it Was Beyond The Scope Of Our Understanding] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 Meanwhile... at the plains that lie before the walls of Kakariko City is a great battle... But what’s this?! Emperor Hanyou, seemingly on the opponent’s side, gets shot!!! Did SW and ZF win the day? ZF: OH I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! *shoots Hanyou* Hanyou: *gets shot with a soul arrow* ... that’s interesting. *goes POOF in a puff of smoke* Kawaii: Heh.... last time I’m using clones again, I swear. But for the sake of killing you both... *snaps her fingers and 10 clones of Hanyou appear* ZF: *wets his pants* SW: *grunts in anticipation* ... WHAT THE HECK!? ZF: what? SW: The author made me grunt in anticipation... AND HE MADE YOU WET YOUR PANTS!!! ZF: Holy crap. I was so into it that I didn’t notice. L:HoT: AAAAAANYWAY LOSERS... Kawaii: It’s time for you to die. *smiles and waves* The Hanyou clones run forward towards them. Kawaii: PELVIC THRUST THEM! MAKE THEM WISH THEY WERE WOMEN!!! ZF: NOOOOOO!!! SW: Clones.... clones... they must be clones!!! ZF: NO Poop SHERLOCK!!! *slaps SW* THAT’S WHY WE’RE GONNA DIE!!! THERE’S TEN OF THEM!!! SW: ... *remembers when ZF and he wiped out nearly all of the Kisachi clones* ... you’re an idiot. WE CAN DO THIS MAN, WE HAVE... THE POWER!!! POOF. All the hanyou clones go up in smoke. ZF: *dusting off his hands* Really SW, don’t make me do your job for you. *dusts off his shoulder* Kawaii: Oh ho ho! So they realized the clones’ weakness!!! L:HoT: So what? Play dirty then. Kawaii: *smiles* Okay. *waves her hands* ZF: *emits a strong soul barrier around him and SW, blocking the strings that were to go into them* Kawaii: Ooooh... you really know how to fight. Okay then, I’m gonna turn up the pressure just a bit. SW: PRESSURE?! WHAT PRESSURE?! I DON’T EVEN FEEL ANYTHING!!! L:HoT: FUNNY! THAT’S WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND SAID TO ME LAST NIGHT!!! Kawaii: ... ZF: ... SW:... L:HoT: Uh, while YOU were doing her, that is. Kawaii: *slaps her forehead* ZF: A good cut down flushed down the drain... damn, L:HoT, you’re pretty sad. L:HoT: What?! ZF: Yeah, I mean, we all know SW’s gay. L:HoT: Actually, no. Out of all of us here, you’re the only one with a boyfriend, pretty boy. ZF: *darws a soul arror and readies it with his bow* Oh HELL no.... SW: You’ve done it now, L:HoT. You just pressed his PMS button. Kawaii: *kicks him in the face* Shut up. SW: *swings his sword at her* GET AWAY! GET AWAY! Kawaii: *nails him in the crotch* SW: !!!! *faints from the pain* Kawaii: Looks I just pressed your button. Too bad you couldn’t handle it though. L:HoT: OOH! I CAN DO THAT TO PRETTY BOY TOOO!!! *runs up to ZF and tries to kick him in the crotch but trips and falls on his face* ZF: ... *aims his arrow at Kawaii* Kawaii: You know me. You fire, I dodge. *winks* ZF: Duh. *fires anyway* Kawaii: *waits for it* The arrow hits the dirt right in front of her. Kawaii: Hah, nice try... *looks up* !!! ZF: *behind her* Nice try is right... too bad you didn’t try dodging harder, Kawaii. *shoots an arrow into her back* Kawaii falls to the ground, shot by a soul arrow. OP Theme song: Sabomaster’s “Seishun Kyousoukyoku” DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER, THE RPG SAGA~KAKARIKO PALACE: Dark Side of the Universe [it was beyond the scope of our understanding.] Meanwhile.... at Geffen... Alucard: *gets up from his chair suddenly* Lady Kawaii is down?! K-mage: *looking through a crystal ball* Yes... someone shot her in the back. I think it’s ZF... GAWD he is HOT.... Alucard: *throws a shoe at her* K-mage: Alucard: LADY INVADER! GET IN HERE! Invader: *comes in from the balcony* Alucard: Now, we have to execute this well. We have three more batches of Kisachi armies, we have to use them wisely. *brings out a map and lays it on a table* There are three entrances to Kakariko City: North, South, East and West. We deployed Kawaii at North Gate, leaving South, East, and West Gates open. We send one army to the South, and come in hard at the North with two armies. The South we can at least count on to make it to the palace, I don’t think their army would neglect the TWO armies at the North. K-mage: I like it. Chances are we’re gonna pull this off. Invader: I’ll make preparations. We’ll be leaving shortly then. Alucard: Invader, you’re South. K-mage, take up North with me. Invader: Roger that. *goes to prepare the transport flash gates* K-mage: *puts on a cloak* Let’s do this, Lord Alucard. Alucard: Right behind you milady. Meanwhile... at Ka’ena Point... Bobette: *through the magic mirror* I can only teleport you to the street! Hanyou: *talking to the magic mirror* That’s fine! Did Lady Kya and Lady Donut arrive? Bobette: They teleported here... Sir Donut’s in a room, with Lady Kya, attending to her. Hanyou: Good. I need to talk to Donut. Bobette: Okay. Oh! The transport’s ready! Lady MoM transported the shyunpo spell correctly. FLASH! Hanyou: *zaps onto a street in Kakariko City, bleeding and all.* Villager: Hey, Milord, do you need some help? *offers a hand* Hanyou: Yes... your life will go towards the safety and welfare of Kakariko.... Village: eh? Hanyou: *grabs the villager’s hand and uses his powers to suck out the life of the villager and restore himself back to normal* Ah... That felt good. Now to get out of these blood stained pants... Goodness, who wears pants these days anyway? *sigh* Meanwhile... at battlefield... SW: *weakly stands up* ZF: *helps him up* Come on, get up. SW: She kicks WAY tooo hard. *notices Kawaii on the ground* Hey! She’s dead! ZF: I didn’t kill her. Just stunned her really good. She’ll be out for a day, about. L:HoT: *trying to stop the bleeding from Kawaii’s wound* A brilliant flash appears. SW: WTF. ZF: ... this is some MAJOR bull. *points to the spectacle that lies before them* Before them lies Alucard and K-mage’s armies. All 1 million of them. Meanwhile... at Kakariko Palace... Bobette: LOVE?! WHERE’s YOUR PANTS, LOVE?! Hanyou: *throws on a towel* Where’s Lady MoM?! Bobette: She disappeared, I don’t know where she is. Hanyou: Let me go to Donut and Lady Kya’s room. Bobette: ... I’m not stopping you, really... you just need to put on pants... Meanwhile... in the room Donut and Kya are in... Donut: *cuddling with Kya* Kya: *sleeping, cuddling Donut* Hanyou: *bursts in wtih no pants on* DONUT! Donut: *nosebleed* Hanyou: .... Kya: *wakes up* Huh.... what happened.... EEK! *throws a vase at Hanyou* Hanyou: *puts on some pants* Kya: That’s better... Donut: .... I never want to see that again... Hanyou: Lady Kya, we need you to go to the battlefront. Kya: There’s a battlefront!? Hanyou: We’re under attack. North Gate. Bring whatever you need. Are you going to be alright? Kya: *puts on a cloak over her tunic* Yup. You’re lucky I got my rest. Donut: Hey... *gets up and hugs Kya* DON’T get hurt out there. Kya: *smiles* Really, how long have we known each other? I can hold my own. Hanyou: NOW!!! THEY NEED YOU!!! Kya: *teleports out of the room* Hanyou: You and me have to take care of 500,00 guys at the South gate. Donut: WHAT?! Hanyou: Lady Bobette told me there’s another army going that way. We have to dispose of them, then aid the North Gate people. Donut: Poop... *grabs Falchion* Meanwhile... at the battlefront... SW: *has his sword drawn* We’re in some deep crap now.... ZF: It’s been nice knowing you.... SW: LET’s DO THIS!!! *starts to run forward with L:HoT* WHOOSH! A wind blows. MoM: *behind them, holding both of their collars* Do you both want to die? Wait for reinforcements, at least, like me. ZF: LADY MoM!!! SW: YOU’RE HERE!!! WE’RE SAVED!!! ... wait. You’re only one person, how the heck– Kya: *flashes in with her shyunpo* I’m here! Woot! SW: LADY KYA!!!! ZF: ... this is interesting. MoM: Look at those clones in front of you. They are just clones. Shadow clones. Harm them once, and they die. There’s four of us. Definitely more skilled than them. *pats the two guys on the back* We can do this, my comrades. Kya: Hee hee... this is gonna be fun. In a way. SW: Now that I think about it.... *his sword blade turns to sand* This WILL be fun.... ZF: You ready? *makes his bow and draws an arrow* Kya: Yes! Here we go, Fantastic Four!!! *strikes a pose* ^-^ MoM: Nothing brings your spirit down, does it? Kya: I’ll tell you later about what happened. *wink* MoM: I’ll hold you to that. The Kisachi armies start running towards the four, and the battle ensues. Meanwhile... at the Southern Gate... Invader: *blasts open the great doors of the gate* LET’S GO! The Kisachi clones cheer. Hanyou: too bad... this is about as far as you all will go. Donut: Tsk freaking tsk... This is quite a lot. You didn’t say there was this much. Hanyou: How much you wanna bet I’ll strike down more than you? Donut: It’s a FACT I’ll strike down more than you. Invader: HOLD IT! You think I’ll just LET YOU do that?! Hanyou and Donut run past her to kill the clones. Major smoke ensues. Invader: Dammit. <_> Meanwhile... at the Northern Gate... Kya: *flying in the air, throwing energy blasts at masses of Kisachis* TAKE THAT! AND THAT!!! One really pissed off Kisachi: RAH! *throws it’s sword at Kya* Kya: *blasts the sword with one energy blast, then sends another to finish off the Kisachi* SW: *using his sand to choke as much clones as he can and make them go poof* ZF: *jumps up* SHOCK WAVE ARROW!!! *makes a widespread arrow and fires it, knocking a few rows of Kisachi out of the match* MoM: *blocking and dodging a few hits, then opens her palms* HAKKE KUUSHOU! (Hakke Vacuum Palm) Massive strong waves of air blow one heck of a lot of Kisachis away, and they go poof. Within 10 minutes, all one million of the Kisachi are decimated into smoke. Alucard: *cloaked with invisibility with K-mage* Oh my... this is quite a surprise... K-mage: It sure is... I mean... all of them... Alucard: It was beyond the scope of our understanding..... they are so strong.... and in just three years.... K-mage: Let’s end it now, milord. *takes off the invisibility cloak and walks through the thick smoke* Alucard: Right behind you. *follows her* Kya: We did it!!! Woo! *does a little dance* SW: YES! MoM: There are two powerful energies I sense nearby.... approaching us.... Alucard: Glad to see your senses are still in check, Lady MoM. Through the smoky field comes K-mage and Alucard. ZF: ALUCARD! MoM: Three years Alucard... to the day.... I’m sure only a woman like K-mage can remember something like this, a MAN like you can’t do Poop. Alucard: Pfft. K-mage: thanks for the compliment. ZF: Does that mean you’ll go away? K-mage: Not a chance Alucard: Ah... it’s the traitor. Kya: *angry* Alucard: How’s single life? Swell? I’ve replaced you with Kawaii, it’s a BLAST, I tell you... Kya: You know what? I’m taken. So NYAH! *sticks out her tongue* Alucard: Really? Kya: He doesn’t know it yet.... but I love him so much.... Alucard: ... woman, are you crazy? Or do you like imaginative boyfriends? ONE, if he doesn’t know it, then you’re still single. TWO, no one would EVER go out with such a stupid Bimbley traitor like you. Kya: Let’s dance, you and me. *charges up* Alucard: Seriously, last time we fought I won by so much it was like rape.... but whatever you say, milady. *brings out a sword* Kya: This won’t end like it did.... three years ago. Alucard: *grins* I beg to differ.... WOW! Kya and Alucard, after three years, are gonna DUEL! What’s in store for them!? WHO WILL WIN!? Find out on the next KG DREAMER!!!! KG DREAMER: KP ENDING THEME: Koda Kumi’s “1,000 no Kotoba [Original Mix]” END OF KG DREAMER~ KAKARIKO PALACE: DARK SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE [it was beyond the scope of our understanding] Don’t forget to read the next KG Dreamer!!! ~ The duel between Kya and Alucard! The author promises it won’t be one-sided!!! ~ However, someone’s gonna say “I’m standing here to defend you... because I promised you that you wouldn’t get hurt.” ~ K-mage chills out with the other three of the Fantastic Four! ~ Hanyou and Donut forget about Invader! That’s right! Sorry Invader, you’ll have to do the “invading” for Kakariko alone! Kisachi clone Olympics just started for them!!! This and more... on KG DREAMER~ KAKARIKO PALACE: DARK SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE [standing here to defend you *The United Front Mix*] Link to post Share on other sites
mdonut281 Posted August 21, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 21, 2007 OP Theme song: Sabomaster’s “Seishun Kyousoukyoku” DESPERATION! ROYALTY! JOY! PASSION! SUBTLETY! ENCOMPASSING THE LIVES OF THEM ALL KG DREAMER~ KAKARIKO PALACE: DARK SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE [standing here to defend you] Meanwhile... at the battlefield... we have two personalities going at it with full strength... Alucard: Ah... it’s the traitor. Kya: *angry* Alucard: How’s single life? Swell? I’ve replaced you with Kawaii, it’s a BLAST, I tell you... Kya: You know what? I’m taken. So NYAH! *sticks out her tongue* Alucard: Really? Kya: He doesn’t know it yet.... but I love him so much.... Alucard: ... woman, are you crazy? Or do you like imaginative boyfriends? ONE, if he doesn’t know it, then you’re still single. TWO, no one would EVER go out with such a stupid Bimbley traitor like you. Kya: Let’s dance, you and me. *charges up* Alucard: Seriously, last time we fought I won by so much it was like rape.... but whatever you say, milady. *brings out a sword* Kya: This won’t end like it did.... three years ago. Alucard: *grins* I beg to differ... *closes his eyes and black wings unfold from his back* Kya: That won’t protect you now!!! *charges her two hands with green energy and rushes forward to meet Alucard in battle* Alucard: *opens his eyes* feh... such a head long assault, goodness. I thought you knew better, wench. *one of his wings come forward to swat Kya* Kya: *dodges the wing and stops in front of him* Funny... you of all people taught me to be upfront with people. *stabs both energy-charges fists into Alucard’s body* Alucard: .... Kya: ...? Alucard: *not bleeding at all* I be wondering, Kya, after you kill me, what is it you’ll be doing next, huh? Kya: FIEND! Alucard: No... more like MASTER.... *grins* Meanwhile... somewhere on the side... K-mage: *puts down a card* GIN RUMMY!!! MoM: Awww.... we lost again. ZF: Hey, just to check again, do any of you know how to play this game? Everyone shakes their head. ZF: Okay, just checking, because neither do I. SW: So I was at the palace the other day, you know, chatting with the empress and stuff. MoM: Mmmhmm... I saw you there.... SW: and then guess who walks in! GUESS!!! ZF: ...? SW: KENSHIN!!! K-mage: *stands up and screams in delight* NO WAY!!! FWOOOSH!!! HoT: *flies in and lands in front of K-mage* Don’t worry K-mage, you may be in danger, but I, THE ONE WINGED ANGEL, HoT, SHALL MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT FALL!!! ZF: ... MoM: ??? SW: WTF. This chick just flies in from the sky?! *looks up* YOU HEAR ME!!! THANK YOU!!! HoT: ... <_ sw> K-mage: I’m in no trouble at all! Dear me, I was just screaming at the fact KENSHIN was actually at Kakariko Palace!!! HoT: NO WAY!!! K-mage: *nods her head* Way, my friend, way. Meanwhile, at the South Gate, where Invader and an army of Kisachi clones are located... Hanyou: too bad... this is about as far as you all will go. Donut: Tsk freaking tsk... This is quite a lot. You didn’t say there was this much. Hanyou: How much you wanna bet I’ll strike down more than you? Donut: It’s a FACT I’ll strike down more than you. Invader: HOLD IT! You think I’ll just LET YOU do that?! Hanyou and Donut run past her to kill the clones. Major smoke ensues. Invader: Dammit. <_> Within fifteen minutes all the clones are gone. Donut: Ha ha, that was a nice warmup. Hanyou: I agree. Haven’t fought like that in ages! Invader: Ahem. Donut: Well, I think we’re needed at the North gate. Hanyou: Oh yes, yes, I think so too. Shall we go? Invader: AHEM. *kicks Hanyou in the bum* Hanyou: ...? Do I know you? You look awfully familiar... Donut: Come on, this is Lady Invader. Remember, three years ago? Hanyou: Oh yes... oh well, we must carry on. *starts to walk away* Invader: WAIT!!! Don’t you care if I invade Kakariko? Hanyou: Frankly, no. Invader: Why? What if I do and it’s all because you two didn’t stop me? Donut: She has a point. I say we tie her up in a chair with duct tape and rope. Hanyou: Lady Invader, you tried to take over Kakariko with a crew and an army. Needless to say you failed. Now you say you’ll do it again? You and what army? Invader: This army. *punches Hanyou in the face* Donut: *shakes his head* This will simply not do... we have to take care of you first, then hurry it up to the Northern Gate. Invader: I hope you have a lot of time on your hands, I don’t go down easily. Hanyou: I’m inclined to disagree... Meanwhile... at the Northern Gate.. Alucard: TAKE THIS!!! *throws a black tendril at Kya* AND THIS! *tosses some black fireballs her way* AND HOW ABOUT SOME OF THIS!? *throws a mix of both at her* Kya: *effortlessly dodges all of that, and runs up behind him* HA HA! Alucard: Aren’t you being a bit elusive today? Kya: Catch me if you can! ^.~ Alucard: Trust me, I will. *smiles* Meanwhile... on the side... HoT: *sips on her tea* Mmm! MoM: This picnic is quite fun. We should have it more often, you know? ZF: I know exactly what you mean. SW: okay! It’s time for games! TRUTH OR DARE!!!! ZF: What do you choose? SW: Hmmm... I don’t know... truth I guess. MoM: Okay! Truth it is! HoT: *clears her throat* SW... is it true that.... SW: Yes? HoT: That you’re GAY!? SW: WHAT?! NO! I’M NOT GAY!!! I’‘M ON MY CONSTANT SEARCH FOR WOMEN! ZF: She said tell the truth, you idiot. Meanwhile... at the Alucard/Kya conflict.... Kya: *dodges one of Alucard’s attacks again* Darn it! Since he’s attacking so much, I can’t land any sort of hit on him... none that will hurt him, that is.... AAAHHH!!! Kya, while trying to dodge a tendril, gets hit in midair causing a huge gash on her arm. Alucard: Oopsies. I think I got you... heh heh heh heh heh..... Kya: *holding her bleeding arm* Tch... so? You got me. You didn’t GET ME get me... Hee hee. ^.^ Alucard: *holds her up by her neck* You were saying? Kya: ... *sweat* Alucard: Now, woman, I’ll finish what I meant to do three years ago. At the picnic thingie on the side... HoT: Place your bets! Place your bets! Will Kya actually die? ZF: Oh please, She won’t die, she’s like a main character or somethin. SW: What?! Main character my boo-tay! She can die if she wants, I know Alucard will win. MoM: I’ll not cast a bet, for it is SHAMEFUL to cast bets regarding a friend. K-mage: *shrugs* I think Kya will live through it. SW: MY BUTT CHEEKS SHE WILL!!! At the predicament at hand... Alucard: *smiles* Any last words? Kya: Umm... would you believe me if I said I wanted to be with you forever and ever and ever? Alucard: *excited* REALLY?! NO WAY! YOU CAN BE MY KITTY KAT KYA!!! Kya: ... never in a million years, you bloodsucking freak. I’d kick you in the crotch right now, but you probably won’t feel it.... dammit. Alucard: THAT’S RIGHT! I HAVE HARDLY ANY FEELING OF PAIN DOWN THERE! OR ANYWHERE! SW: Gee, sucks to be him. Alucard: *holds her arm out while holding her with his other arm* Now... to feast before I kill you. Kya: *whimper* Alucard: *lowers his head and starts to suck the blood of Kya’s arm* Kya: *Screams madly* STOP IT! STOP IT!!! Alucard: *not listening at all, just enjoying his blood.* ZF: HE’S A VAMPIRE!? MoM: Honestly Sir ZF, I thought you knew. K-mage: I knew. SW: But he’s out in the sunlight!!! MoM: He’s not the “mythical” type of vampire... he’s a different kind of vampire, a Shaman vampire, of sorts. HoT: Huh? K-mage: Shut up! I’m trying to learn something new here, unlike you! HoT: Oh... uh, whatever... MoM: Most of us draw energy to perform our abilities through Spirit Energy,chakra, or furyoku. Alucard though, manipulates blood and pools his power from that. K-mage: Oh... I see.... MoM: And like a normal vampire, he craves for blood. But not for humanly needs, not to feed, but to sustain his power level and his ability to just cause hell to anyone who annoys him. HoT: ... wow. That’s... something. MoM: Indeed.... oh! It looks like he stopped sucking her blood.... Alucard: *lifts his head* My my my... I forgot how good you tasted... *releases his grip and drops her on the ground* Kya: *crying softly, holding her arm* .... Alucard: *gets a black tendril out of thing air* Now... to finish things and to kill you like I wanted to all those years ago.... *raises black tendril* Any last words? Kya: *whimpers and holds her arm, in a lot of pain right now* Alucard: No? Oh well then, sucks to be you. *goes in for the kill with the tendril* CLANG! Donut is in front of Kya, blocking the tendril with his sword. Kya: Do...Donut.... Donut: Muki-chan, didn’t I tell you in the first place that I promised I wouldn’t let anything happen to you? Kya: *nods silently* Donut: Sorry I had to break that promise. But to make up for it, we’ll just have to own this guy’s bum for you. Kya: We? ... who’s we? Hanyou: Wee Wee. I’m we. *steps into the picture* SW: IT’S THE EMPEROR!!! HOLY Poop!!! MoM: DEAR ME! HE’S ALIVE! K-mage: Yay! I win! Kya’s still alive!!! Donut: Hanyou, let’s team up to beat Alucard. Right now, you and me. Hanyou: Why? I can handle him by myself. Alucard: *coughs BULL CRAP coughs* Donut: He hurt someone precious to me... I want to return the favor... tenfold. Hanyou: With me on your side, you know it’ll be a hundred right? Donut: tenfold, hundred fold, whatever. Let’s just pwn his arse. Alucard: *laughs maniacally* Kya: *grabs Donut’s leg* YOU CAN’T !!! Sir Donut, please, don’t throw your life away... he’s gonna kill you... Donut: *turns around and kneels by Kya* Muki-chan... I promise, I’ll win this one for you. Trust me, everything’s gonna be fine. Kya: *hugs Donut... with her good arm* I’m begging you! Don’t fight him! Hanyou: Pastry.... get up. Alucard’s starting to get ugly. Donut: *stands up* ... what the freaking hell....what’s that growing from his head? SW: IT’S A MANGINA! Hanyou: ... *throws a stick at SW* Donut: No, seriously, what is that growing out of his head? SW: I TOLD YOU, IT’S MANGINA! IT’S A– *falls to the ground* A black tendril just got SW in the head. K-mage: SIR SW!!! ZF: SHINIGAMI! Alucard: *changing before their eyes* You all will perish... by my hands... you will all die... you both... will die.... you both.... Rrrrr...RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! FLASH. What will become of Alucard’s new form?! What IS Alucard’s new form? A woman? A man? Some freakish bat? Is the thing growing out of his head really a mangina?! [Author’s note: It’s really just more hair, as the picture above.] Get this and more on the next KG Dreamer! Come on, the next one is Kakariko Palace’s Conclusion!!! It’ll be tight yo! It’ll be like fire yo! I’m telling you, someone, either hanyou and Donut or Alucard will get OWNED next week yo! And someone appears from out of nowhere! To help? To hinder? FIND OUT next week on KG Dreamer!!! KG DREAMER: KP ENDING THEME: Koda Kumi’s “1,000 no Kotoba [Original Mix]” Meanwhile... at the Southern Gate... Invader: GET ME OUT OF THIS FLIPPING CHAIR!!! *is tied to a chair with rope AND duct tape.* YOU CAN’T JUST LEAVE ME HERE!!! I SWEAR, I’LL RAID YOUR PALACE!!! I’LL MESS UP YOUR ROOM! I’LL SPRAY PAINT THE WALLS, WATER THE PLANTS, WHATEVER IT TAKES, I’LL GET YOU!!! NO ONE IGNORES ME THAT EASILY!!! Okay, no one’s been to see her for at least a half an hour. Hanyou and Donut aren’t the only ones who ignored her I guess. Invader: INFIDEL! *tries to shake out of her chair, but just tilts the chair and falls to the side* DARN IT ALL!! <_> End of KG Dreamer, RPG Saga: Kakariko Palace: Dark Side of the Universe [standing here to defend you] Link to post Share on other sites
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